Thread 714174074

Stream 1:
Now: Psychonauts
Next: Ocarina of Time in Minecraft
Later: Live

Stream 2:
Now: Crash Team Racing
Next: Deadstorm Pirates
Later: Ghost of Tsushima: Director's Cut


Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

Previous Thread: >>714159247

The donation reader wants the dick.

this chick is emoting too much, trying get over
idk it feels fake

>>714174074 (OP)
Coco's cocos.

miggy

>>714174074 (OP)
mig

IM A HEADBANGA

i like money

>>714174209
That's a pure british schnozz, not a kike schnozz

Dono reader starting to irritate
Don't make me rate this an A
>>714174198
>chick
Anon...

>>714174209
A fine Roman nose

>>714174198
>chick
MANLY MAEVE

>>714174198
>chick
there's a reason it feels fake

miggas

>>714174198
ngl i almost would

>>714174334
>>714174378
>>714174408
what do you mean >chick ??
she looks a bit manly, some chicks do, what's the issue? are you working me into shoot thinking that's a tranny?

Miggin'

I migged but slowly

>>714174473
That's a guy, anon. I'm so sorry.

>>714174473
brother "she" has an eight inch cock

>>714174473
Bro, you're blind...

>>714174585
Hot.

miggy

miggly

>sitting in silence as he reloads over and over again trying to get 1 skip

Psychonauts is entering prime time

remember to stretch

>>714174750
To think, this is the same event that's happening right now

>>714174576
>>714174585
>>714174636

>>714174627
that's not her

STREAM 1 SISTERS......

>>714174740
It was a decent run up to this point too. They shouldve done the other route they were talking about

>>714174750
god i wish she was still at ESA and also pegging me

>>714174848
>Face blindness

>>714174848
what are you talking about look at the shoulders he mogs everyone in the room

>>714174848
Just admit you fell for the transformer, anon, it happens to everyone at some point. Live and learn.

We've been eating so good today, boys

Coco's cocos

>>714174951
>>714174952
some chicks look manly what's the issue? you guys are trying to hard

>>714174992
nigga she has a good chin, she's not perfect but your children will be gigachads

WHERES THE CHART

Why does hangers keep getting up?

>>714175060
what you eating bro?

>>714174817
Why's it so inactive now?

>>714174750
hai hai

This Crash Team Racing run rox my sox!

>>714175089
your baiting for (you)s has gotten boring, not gonna reply anymore.

>>714175221
thanks i had a bit of a laugh but i'll stop

2 dollar donation to read out your novel on stream

>>714175082
HEY WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

>>714175124
Everyone is in the steam 2 room watching CTR.

>$4500 donation from anonymous, no message

IT BEGINS

>>714175272
how about 4k

OH SHIT THE YETI

Rate Psychonauts?

ESA ESA ESA

>4k no message
hmm

>>714175082
Holy based.

>>714175223
Holy anorexia.

This run alone is carrying the donations for esa

the fix is in

>>714175378
Thanks notch

>>714175362
C TR

>>714175362
B.

>>714175362
B

>this run gets more in donations than every run before it in the marathon combined
kek

CTR carrying donos this week huh on stream 2 no less

>>714175362
That's not CTR.

>>714174074 (OP)
>THAT'S A JOKE MAN THATS A JOKE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
Would be an instant ban at GDQ

>>714175362
high C
solid but the repeated reloading for that skip killed the momentum

>>714175089
>you guys are trying to hard
I mean, irrespective of anything else, you're not wrong with that, they've been jumping to conclusions on any chick that shows up on stream, not to mention a lot of dudes too.

>>714175360
but these only appeared after the GBA games

>>714175362
>not watching ctr
im gonna give it a BAKA

>>714175082
Sorry I prefer Tawna's tawnas

>>714175082
This, to be quite honest, even though I'm not a furry.

HEY!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!! GUYS I'M HERE!!!!!

this one run is unironically single-handedly saving ESA

i just saw the schedule, the 3 games i'm interested in watching fall under 4am and 6am in my time

>It's there for us to grab
Based runner.

whose mom is cackling in the front row

crashGOD...I kneel...

>please what faggot
WHOA maybe a little too based

>>714175705
Hangers. Shame about the face.

Thank you Anonymous!!!

>crash added to smash remix
>crash saves ESA
CrashCHADS I fucking kneel

>>714175705
Your mom is cackling on my front row right now

>>714175765
When they see Anon's penis

>>714175468
this is my fav Coco
its her expression that does it

>>714175748
wait, her nickname is Hangers? I thought you were talking about her tits

I look like this. Comments?

>>714175858
>runner almost ahegao's at one point
Makes sense

anon dont screenshot it
DO NOT

>>714175648
Neinna!

>>714175981
strong incel energy. I hope you're gay because that is the very appearance that drives women away

What the fuck is OoT Minecraft?

>>714175864
The dismay is perfect yeah.

>zelda run followed by ratched and spyro and ending with metaphor back to spyro again
god... I might go play payday 2 again. This whole segment is about to make me fall into a coma

>>714175765
Is that the son/grandson of Ruud Gullit?

>>714176009
don't lean too far back, you might fall in the gap! haha

>>714175864
>finally wear bunnysuit
>the creeps can't stop staring

Shround on stream 1

>minute long twitch ads
I'm so happy I can watch most shit on youtube these days, too bad they don't simulcast.

>>714176375
>too bad they don't simulcast.
It's ESA shoving the ads to be as often as possible, so they probably don't want people in a platform where they can't as much.

this run lost some of its luster once they started getting meta with the donations

>>714176375
>still can't get around ads even with all the addons and a whole browser that blocks them

ngmi

>>714175981
Almost looks like you're wearing a denim skirt.

wtf is this memeshit on s1

Wasn't the Crash Team Racing run yesterday?

Rate Crash Team Racing

SSS from me

>Beating every other runner of the category during a marathon run.
lol. lmao, even.

>>714176638
>watch ESA
>all the runs are purple

>>714176638
Crash Team Racing and Crash Tag Team Racing are different games

RATE CTR 101%

>>714176659
S

>>714176659
deserved SSS

>>714176659
Easiest S so far, runner definitely knows his shit and even had to play against dono jewery and against tech issues

>>714176659
S

>>714176625
It's Zelda with the most boring asthetic possible. Pls gib mone now

>>714176659
SSS. excellent gameplay, super crazy tricks first try, excellent bantz. host and runner were fighting like a married couple.

>>714176701
S

>>714176375
>>714176534
Ublock origin+github twitch ad solutions userscript. You cannot see ads with these stop being dummies please. It's 2025 stop being tech illiterate

>>714176659
S

>>714176659
A

stream 2 just hit 1k viewers

>>714176659
S

>>714176659
S

>>714176659
SSS best run so far

>>714176659
S, the surest S of the marathon
>>714176638
That was tag team racing

>>714176659
SSS
>>714176701

>>714176638
no that was crash team racist

>>714176659
S, one of the more entertaining and hype runs so far

>>714176659
>>714176701
S. Great run.

>>714176659
A

>>714176659
S

>>714176659
S

Glad I was awake for this one
Guessing it won't be topped.

>>714176659
>>714176701
SSS

>>714176659
elite

>>714176659
S

>>714176659
S

>>714176659
A

>>714176659
>>714176701
SSS

>>714176659
S
No doubt about that. And I don't even like Crash or kart racers.

>>714176659
Free SSS, one of the best runs in man memory. Fun runner and reader, super skilled too.

>>714176375
Use the Vaft userscript, and say bye to Twitch ads.
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions

>>714176659
S

>>714176659
A for Adidas

>>714176659
>energetic runner
>fantastic performance
>nailed several tricks even despite tech issues
>banter with the dono reader and the audience
SS

SSS for the tech issues

>>714176659
>>714176701
SSS

>>714176659
A

>>714176659
A

>>714176701

S. Now this is pod racing.

>>714176659
a

>>714176807
You’d be surprised, stream 2 tends to deliver

>>714176659
S
One of the best runs so far

>>714176741
>It's 2025 stop being tech illiterate
Tech illiteracy has only gone up as the years have gone on

>>714176696
>>714176763
Oh nice, so I don't have early onset alzheimers after all

C H O K E

>>714176701
S pretty good

>>714176659
Solid SS

>>714176659
S
Stream 2 always wins

>>714176741
>>714176534
The Twitch ad shit is heavily regional and in the middle of an arms race that the Brave devs just made worse, the exact same setup doesn't work perfectly for absolutely everybody.

>>714176670
>estimate beats the 3rd best time
holy

>>714176659
S

>>714176701
s

It's Her!
>>714176659
A+

>>714176659
A

>20 more minutes of this
Fuck yes

>Game ends with the concept art for the franchise
They really wanted to end it completely huh

>>714175468
salsa?

>>714177018
Nah I get bombed with ads if I leave either of em out. Both on and nothing gets past, you just didn't try the script. Violentmonkey or etc, and use Firefox for god's sake

>riding on hypno's hype
shameless, they haven't even made 20k in essence

>>714177018
There's one ad that escapes the TwitchAdSolutions once every couple months for me and it gets fixed within a day every single time

what is this shit and how do i get rid of it
wtf
it pops up every couple of min

>>714177162
I actually don't know.

Damn I just woke up and missed Crash.

>THIRD incentive added during a single run
Holy fuckballs, how hard are they trying to monetize these 2-and-a-half hours

GOTTA GO FAST

>>714177201
>and use Firefox for god's sake
Enjoy dealing with Normandy.

What is this minecraft shit

>>714176917
Very based. Modern devs would never.

>>714176478
The worst is when I watch someones stream and they bemoan how terrible twitch and youtube are and always say to use adblock when their vods are filled with ads vs a different creator with 20x the views has 0 ads in an hours long video.
>>714176534
>>714176741
>>714176848
Nah I'm good, I use twitch like 5 times a year, not going through any effort to install and update every time I want to use it. I just use ads to shitpost anyway :v)

>>714177268
lmao is this new? i've never seen it

>>714177357
OH FUCK THE ALLIES ARE INVADING EUROPE

>>714177162
That's Coco Bandicoot from popular franchise, Crash Bandicoot.

>>714177369
An ebin shitpost that somehow made it into primetime stream 1
>>714177417
It takes 10 seconds

>>714177417
laffing at the gunfire reborn run at a recent GDQ (I think it was GDQ)
Dude choked so hard

>>714176659
A

taking plum requests!

>>714175362
C

>>714177717
Plum Gear Solid

>>714177717
plum inviting you to the "not a real room" room

>>714176659

Easy SS

kino

Holy fuck

Yooooooo

holy sick

>>714177717
MGS4 Raiden Plum

>>714176659
S

>>714177786
do this

I love when you jump

>>714177717
holding hands with plum

>>714177717
Plum trying to talk her way into joining CTR.

>>714176659
S

>>714177717
Plum dressed as Coco.

>>714177991
dude this is blue board

>>714178149
I support this request

>>714178169
Not while I'm here.

YOOOO

>>714178169
>sees board
>it's purple

I like that jump!!

>>714178149
doing this

>>714178274
it's actually blacked

Why not just load a savestate at the end of the game?

>>714178370
This looks great. Looking forward to the finished version.

First they help each other finish the race
Then they help each other finish

This Minecraft shit is so ass.

>>714175565
Say no more

>>714178448
Why not just adopt a kid instead of having sex?

who is plum

>>714178473
f-finish what?

>>714178448
Why not just kill yourself right now since it's going to happen eventually

>>714178524
I'm enjoying myself.

>>714178535
CUM
IN
PLUM

based tawna martyr

>>714177565
Cocos too big to be Coco

>>714176530
That's the problem with like all great runs. Too high of energy spurs the dono reader into overdrive and they take over the run unless you have chemistry between the runner and the couch and they don't let the commentator in
>>714176701
SSS

I do not care for Spyro.

>>714178535
she comes a lot

>>714178674
DELTE THIS

>>714178674
>plum[/spoiler] throwing up my cum.gif

>>714178524
>>714178597
>xhe's actually watching stream 1 right now
what the fuck's your problem

>>714178713
It's worse than Crash, but it's still fun enough.

>>714178524
I just wish they'd put on some fucking OoT music
They aren't entertaining enough to fill in the emptiness

>wake up just as an epic run is finishing up
Also, has there been any zfg sightings yet?

EUbros, are you ready to provide your ID to download some Skyrim or Stellar Blade adult mods? This is so fucked up

https://www.nexusmods.com/news/15319

>>714178778
I just opened both streams to see which one to watch.

>>714178886
Wrong thread, pal.

>>714178886
>Using Nexus in Current Year+10

>>714178886
>implying I'll get a pajaporte
I was born into piracy, molded by it

>>714179016
what else has more mods?

>>714178886
>need a loicense to look at porn mods

>>714178886
they're going to lose a lot of audience for no benefit, this is stupid

>>714179127
To be fair you've always needed your ID to buy adult content IRL.

>>714179149
>for no benefit
Not going to jail seems like a good benefit desu.

>>714179149
>or no benefit
It's being forced on them by the faggy EU i'm sure.

>>714174074 (OP)
can I get a quick rundown of this character

Ive seen lewdish pictures from that one Plum drawfag, but I have never seen anybody do actual Plum lewds.
Did the drawfag cabal decide against it

>>714178886
And people called me crazy for downloading and backing up all my porn. Fuck giving ID's for that.

>>714179250
No, it's not.

>>714179226
was it stored in a database forever

>>714179241
>>714179250
this is so cucked if true

>>714179250
you're sure about something you're not sure of?

>>714179309
That's Plum, from unpopular and dead game, Chenso Club. She's cute.

>>714178886
Inb4 ID leak from retard company

>>714179149
i'm surprised new management didn't just ban "adult content" entirely to appeal to advertisers

>>714179427
Europe is full of fags so i don't put anything past their totalitarian government.

>>714179409
>is your government issued ID in a government database?

>>714179439
She is also the mascot of the speedrunning event. Cum in Plum in Stream 3 room.

thread so fast no one will notice if I admit I have jacked it to female spyro in the past

>>714179510
are you retarded

Newest chart?

>>714179442
It's a giant target for trying to get into to blackmail people over shit too.

>>714179510
>your ID being in a government database is the same as a porn site having it

>>714177717
Plum winning a bunch of coins at a slot machine

i would've thought it was 3 AM in sweden with how low energy stream 1 is. runner is a charisma vacuum

>>714179540
>female spyro
the one from the psp(?) games?
I saw those commercials when I was a kid. I still don't know what those were about

>>714179540
spyro isn't a girl already?

this incentive is ass
the impromptu one was better

>>714179535
Sorry the mascot is the stupid goose puppet.

>>714179707
They wouldn't get your ID. Just a proof of age token.

spyro was boring honestly

>15:30
OVER

>>714180063
I don't think I've ever seen any non-staff memes or OC of that goose. Even the garfield puppet got more attention.

>>714179831
PS2 Chamber of Secrets is far superior

>>714180197
The goose has shirt merchandise this very event

>>714180268
They had a plum shirt during the last ESA.

>>714180268
Yes, that's why I wrote "non-staff"

what the fuck is even going on in stream 1

>>714180475
low engery mincraft bullshit.

My life for Plum.

WHEN I SAY CHICKEN YOU SAY JOCKEY
CHICKEN

>>714180427
That is incorrect

>>714180541
NUGGER

>>714180063
goosebert is the most forced scrimblo bimblo of all

>Only sold 38 Event shirts
>Only sold 19 Goosebert shirts
#BringBackMako

>>714180268
the goose is dimeless

this seems neat but idk why you'd actually wanna play through it instead of normal ocarina of time

>>714180747
>#BringBackMako
He killed Stream 2 and 24/7 streams, he can stay gone

>>714180747
Edenal is convinced that he's made an amazing meme with Goosebert. Unfortunately he's YEARS late to the party due to Untitled Goose Game, and as far as I've seen and heard at the events since, most people HATE that goose with a passion.

>>714180752
there have been people whose first playthrough of Slender and FNAF was through a SM64 competition mod

>>714180898
You're a special kind of stupid, ain't ya?

>>714180898
fucking retard lmao, constantly seething so hard he forgot the name of who he's getting worked up over.

>>714181016
>>714181075
2 ez

>>714180935
FNAF1-4 Speedrun when (it's just pressing CD+ five times)

>>714181093
>merely pretending
Yeah yeah ESLtard, try actually reading next time before you sperg out for no reason.

they didnt buy plum when they could have and they werent whoring her out enough, wanna know what happened?

>>714180935
>slender
>fnaf
only kids who are into streamer culture ever played those games

I've been playing Neon White during this event and I didn't know it was a speedrun game until I started playing. Does this mean I am now a speedrunner? Can I apply now?

>>714181302
FNAF was really big on /v/ before it became popular.

>>714181275
They could buy the IP now, the game flopped. They could probably get it for free. Not making plum the official ESA mascot was retarded

>>714181275
They didnt buy Plum cause the og artist wouldnt sell her.

>>714181275
>>714181472
They tried to buy it, the developer wasn't selling even after the studio went under.

>>714181501
oh i must have remembered it wrong then, a pity for plum

>>714180554
>That is incorrect
Nah im right, here was the shirt.

>>714181438
Cute! Can you make the background a tad lighter tho

>>714181458
Get red medals on every map and then we can talk
It's a kino game, enjoy it

>>714181534
>>714181472

>>714181501
Not without residuals, and we know how Edenal feels about paying people.

>>714181438
Very very cute.

>>714180747
metako was sadly force turned into a mascot and people were like hey metako do a funny thing :))
i think he hosts an event now?

>>714181692
Metako helps out with NSG now.

>>714181438
very nice

>>714181464
yeah, /v/ is made up of streamer culture kids

Post the chart

>>714181692
Are we better off without Milestone Madness, anons?

>>714181634
Ah, so the artist wanted a fair deal and Edenal was being a piece of shit? Makes sense

>>714181776
Also shows up at other stuff like BSG occasionally, but he's back to full time teaching again so only when shit lines up.

did that one anon ever deliver that plum fumo picture?

>>714181692
holy shit you fucking retards, mako is not metako. they are different people.

>>714181634
Probably thought they should be paying him to take Plum off their hands.

>>714181919
>mako is not metako. they are different people.
wait, if they're the same then who the fuck is makoto

>>714182001
*not the same

>>714180747
ESA is so dead
Not even reddit cares
Not even the pedo posters care

I will not stand for (((those))) trying to sow seeds of false division between these two.

>>714180747
>>714182001
#BRINGBACKMOTARO

Where game on stream 2? Wasn't it supposed to go live half an hour ago? Did I miss something?

>>714181919
he keeps taking the bait!

>Ghosts of Tsuishima
>highest difficulty
>but allows DLC that makes the game easy
Huh?

Stream 2 is pretty shit but it's making me want to build another cozy farm house in minecraft. Haven't touched the game in years.

We watching stream 1 or 2?

>>714180747
>almost 50 bucks for a shitty shirt
>would probably get fucked in the ass on international shipping even if i did want one
no thanks

>>714181846
No actually, ESA were willing to drop a large amount, but the artist refused to sell as they absolutely hate Plum and want to bury her forever.

>>714182263
I'm watching 2 to see what it is.

>>714182001
Makoto is my girlfriend

>>714182249
Thats Stream 1, unc

>singleplayer co-op
interesting

YARR STREAM 2 LADS YARR
YARR

>>714182124
GRIM

Look at the fucking power stance on stream 2

>this a WR run
>because this category has never been run before

>>714182263
I will never watch another zelda run for the rest of my life. I don't care what gimmick they do.

Mark me, nothing else this marathon will come close to that Crash Team Racing run.

Deadstorm Pirates is a 2010 arcade light-gun rail shooter video game developed and published by Namco Bandai Games. This game was ported to PlayStation 3 using the PlayStation Move controller as a bonus game included with Time Crisis: Razing Storm in 2010;[1] a standalone digital version was also available in Europe.[2]

>>714182332
>>714182464
stream 2 it is

>>714182420
if he spread his legs it'd be a perfect stance

>it's House of the Dead but pirate-themed
Nice

>>714182307
Now I will keep drawing Plum to despise them.

>>714182525
He did when I posted that

>>714182430
nice

>>714181634
>>714181846

nah this was the right call by edenal, a fundraising org that already has money problems should absolutely not be burning cash on a shitty mascot, especially if it's going to be recurring payments. dev is also a tard because no one else cares about that ip so he missed out on a chance to actually make a smidge of money back on his failed game

>>714182553
I love it.

>>714182478
you're overrating it already? zamn usually you wait for the chart to go up

This pirate game actually looks pretty neat.

Stance: +10 Aura

Heavy breathing: -9000 Aura

fucking hell, these ads out of nowhere, my adblockers were working until yesterday.

>>714182594
>>714182307
>>714181846
>>714182626
>>714181634
>>714181501
>>714181275
CITATION NEEDED

>go to sleep
>missed a great crash run
>missed coco posting
FUCK

these are both boring runs

THe PS Move was so ass.

>>714182594
You mean "to spite them"?

WHISKY JOHNNY

>>714182705
Literally a better wiimote

>>714182608
fuck I missed it!

>>714182553
The gnre is called "light gun shooter," anon.

alright, had about as much as i can take of this charisma vacuum on stream 1, how's stream 2

>>714182639
Huh?

>>714182792
kino

>>714182792
SKELETONS

>not creditless
booooo

>>714182830
>rail shooter
this looks really comfy

>>714182693
anon
everyone here knows sleeping during esa/gdq is gay

>>714182689
Citation: Anon (2025). ESA Summer thread (/v/)

this dude's entire body is running on 120hz

>>714182789
I was referring to the fact it's an arcade shooter about zombies.

>>714182907
I had a bisexual nap earlier.

>>714182714
Holy fuck I need my morning cuppa joe

>>714182689
It was once revealed to me in a dream.

>>714182689
My autism

>>714182689
source: me i'm ex-ESA staff

edenal offered $5k for plum's likeness. dev countered with 3% of donation total for all future events. edenal refused

>no troons
yeah im not watching

>>714183037
based

>>714182990
Jesus tap dancing Christ

>>714182907
Well then ESA this year is the most effective closet opener on the market

>>714183267
Why is he not skipping the cutscenes?

>>714183193
both dont seem like fair deals tbdesu

>>714183267
What the fuck was his problem

What'll it be anons

>>714183267
>just kicks him aside
kek

>>714183193
>Trying to skim residuals from donations
Yeah okay, if this is true, fuck that

>>714183193
I'll chose to believe this. What a fucking jew trying to milk a charity event for forever money lmao

>>714183339
Um, because he wants to enjoy the rich lore and story?

That pirate game is kinda lame but it's got that 7th gen charm to it

>>714183193
>dev countered with 3% of donation total for all future events
Holy fuck that's a huge ask for a character no one gives a fuck about except autistic euro speed runners.

>>714182907
I just needed to rest my eyes for a bit...

Why was there a real person to read donations only for the CTR run?

>>714183356
5k for one character from a game that sold 20 copies doesn't sound too bad to me. it's not even like she was the main character or anything

>>714182990
did he do it or just use a cheat?

>>714183193
Assuming you're not full of shit, that means that they'd have to get $750 as of now in the event. Absolutely insane demand for a game that killed a studio.

>>714183193
I thought it was 3% of ticket and merch sales?

>>714183193
3% from TOTAL is absolutely devilish

>>714183443
Anon, the speedrunners dont even give a shit about plum, its just the plumbrains in /v/

Holy shit the crowd cleared out on stream 2

>>714183364
Spiced rum and Coke Zero.

>>714183364
I'll take a femur colada

We need a rail shooter block!

>>714183364
sex on the beach from behind with coco

>>714183286
I blame the potter runner

>>714183535
Even during the break the record thing, she was discarded real quick.

>>714183496
turned on creative at the end to get past
>>714183193
holy fuck what a jew movie for an absolutely dead game and company out of business

SNAAAAKE OOOOH ITS A SNAAAKE

>>714183535
im not that plumbrained i plum think about other plums plum plum

>>714183193
They should just use her anyway. Are they going to sue ESA with the $10 they made from the game?

>>714183476
Because they were getting insane dono's for thousands of dollars.

>>714183716
This game has PEAK voice acting

>>714183193
i just made this all up btw, first esa i've even watched in like two years

>>714183193
>get $5k and have your shitty character be rebranded as a beloved mascot
>be a greedy, spiteful retard and get nothing
Tough choice

>>714183758
yes

Plums design is pretty dull anyway, its the song that made her "famous"

>>714183193
>3% of donation total for all future events
LOL what a piece of shit. There's no way he thought that offer was getting accepted

I finished watching the RPG Limit Break Trauma Dump© and the award for 'Largest Amount of Tonal Whiplash In a Single Sentence' goes to "Earlier this year I lost a significant... Twitch community that I'd been a part of... technically I wasn't kicked out but I was treated with such disrespect that I'm seriously considering never watching that streamer again."

i love this comfy island adventure. Fun run

>>714183823
Simple =/= Dull
It works, not everything needs to be overdesigned

>these targets are hard on very hard
Sasuga

ok im going to bed, if there are any kino runs you know who to thank

You know, I think this game might have taken some inspiration from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies

>>714183193
>trying to recoup the losses from a bombed game by jewing a charity
kek, I dislike edenal but I'm glad he told him to fuck off (assuming you're not just larping).

>>714183193
oy vey

The sea beckons more people to stream 2

>>714183193
right move by Edenal actually.

>>714183923
This, anybody getting caught up on the idea that you have to keep adding stuff to a design till you can't fit more on it, is doing shit design.

>>714184062
speedrun for a shooty game is retarded. but s1 is even worse

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

>>714183193
>bombs a game
>sinks a studio
>your creator tries to whore you out
plum just can't catch a break

>people believing this "my dad works for nintendo" source
actually embarrassing

Can anyone chart a brother over here?

>>714184320
chart deez nuts

Why is that guy still in a barrel?

That looks more like some kind of river lobster or some shit

>>714184271
He said the thing!

>>714184320
chart bro gave up on sunday since most runs only got a few ratings

>>714184302
Who gives a shit if it's true or not? I choose to believe it because it's funnier.

>>714184390
That's where he lives, leave him alone.

>>714184302
To be fair we know for sure several now ex-ESA staff members have posted in these threads before, namely Ben and Das.

>>714184363
Excellent

NOOOOO BRUNO

>>714184187
Season 1 of what?

>>714184421
You mean a crawdad?

>>714184421
GIANT ENEMY CRAB

>>714184502
anon....

>>714184461
plenty more than those two... not sure who else has identified themselves though

poor barrelboy

Barrel guy can't catch a break

GIANT ENEMY CRAB /// GIANT ENEMY CRAB ///
HIT THE WEAKSPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

>>714183193
>give us your charity money

>>714184461
Ben as in EnglishBen? That explains a lot, he's a real prick when he streams on Twitch nowadays which makes sense if he's >here

>>714184502
ESA. Hopefully season 2 has less zelda runs (it won't)

>>714184390
He's looking for an honest man

sex with leah

>>714184528
Yeah that seems right. Streamer said "Crab", and that wasn't really a crab, but I don't know crustaceans

>>714183364
gimme a water
on tap

>>714184636
This game looks custom made to steal the £3 my Mum gave me as I wait in the cinema lobby for my movie to begin.

I've got a bone to pick with you

>>714184684
Funny you mention dicks, he reputedly posted his staff lanyard wrapped around his dick for several years running.

>>714184723
It's a Namco arcade game that got ported to PS3, so that would be accurate.

>>714184786
It all starting to make sense...

PS3 dying

damn skipper

>>714184786
Yeah he has a fat cock

>>714184684
Yeah EnglishBen has posted here, with proof of pass and everything.
>That explains a lot, he's a real prick when he streams on Twitch nowadays
What happened regarding him? I always liked the bloke.

>>714184923
literally can't handle a House of the Dead clone...

OH LAWD SAY IT WITH ME NOW!

>was supposed to have a co-op partner but does it solo anyway
based

joever

is that the niggerman monster?

this run is so OVER

Hang on this stream 2 runner has an SotC shirt on. We are now friends.

>>714184954
He's gone full time streamer with the ego that entails. He's always been a bit snippy but now it's a bit much for me, I might just have thin skin though

This game would be better if the gal had a whaletail peeking out of her pants.

>>714184954
Ben got suspended from being on-stream at ESA after that RE4 banter run that wasn't even that out of hand, and even when he was off that he didn't seem to be that into it anymore. Das posted about their team getting screwed by Edenal and Planks with them both walking out on the twats.

Some months back Ben ran an in-person GTA marathon with Josh, so he's still doing stuff, he's just not deep into organizations anymore.

how in the fuck do you go overestimate in a rail shooter

It's overestimate because of the incentive to watch the cutscenes you tards

>>714185219
they met an incentive to watch all cutscenes

>>714185259
>>714185265
should've adjusted the estimate then faggots

>>714185295
It's Planks in charge of stream 2, would you trust him to not fuck it up?

H-HAYAI!

I missed the story, what's Poseidons breath?

>>714185259
>>714185265
my bad then

>>714185295
What difference would that make to you

>>714183823
Agreed

He's LOVING the run

>>714185353
>what's Poseidons breath
that's ur mum queefing

dude it's a railshooter how in the fuck are you overestimate

>>714185439
wholesome

RATE OoT in Minecraft

the coping begins

>and also I'm very hard
Understandable.

>>714185497
D

Penetrate that WHAT

>>714185497
D-

>>714185497
(D)idn't watch becaause it looked boring
I didn't tune in to see a Minecraft mod

>>714185497
C

>>714185497
D

>>714185497
D

>>714184690
>Hopefully season 2 has less zelda runs
No.

RATE Deadstorm Pirates

>>714185497
I'm doin' him a D

>>714185497
>>714185629
Both D

>>714185629
B+

>>714185629
C

>>714185629
Solid A would've been S if he didn't mess up so much

>>714185629
A

>>714185629
A

>>714185629
A
>>714185569
You heard him, penetrate her bulk.

>>714185629
B

>>714185629
C

>>714185629
C for Crail Cshooter

>>714185497
C

>>714185497
D
Novelty aside, why would you ruin your experience of OoT like this? Zoomies fucked in the head bros

>>714185629
A

>>714185629
A

>>714185629
B

>>714185629
B

>>714185629
B

>>714185629
C
Runner just narrated what he did the whole time, negative charisma

>>714185497
C


Seeing OoT in Minecraft was pretty novel I have to admit.

>>714185735
People's desperate need to shove popular thing into other popular thing.

>>714185629
A

>>714185629
A

>>714185629
A
Fun game but I think it would've been a better run if he got another lad to coop with him and banter and shit.

World record woooo

Does barrelboy ever catch a break?

>>714185735
maybe their mom cant afford a nintendo 64

>>714185629
>NEW WORLD RECORD
AUTO S

>>714185774
Did you clip the guy spinning the wheel?

>>714185629
A for world record.

>>714185629
C-
Anime voices and also auto-scroller
>Such a dead game that this is a WR
Lmao, make that a D+

Chat is that dono about the skeletons true?

>>714185629
B for Bones

>>714185629
A

>>714185629
B

Fuck yes! World record!

>ghost of shitsima
>or OOT
I guess I'll watch the actual speed game.

what stream to watch now?

>>714185629
S

>>714185629
C
Not the worst thing, but nothing particularly good.

holy shit, Tinytim looks like El Chapolin, same cheeks.

>>714185909
nah, don't worry about it

>>714185629
C


Really need some co-commentators to spice things ups.

>>714185909
Yes, but no, there's only a skeleton inside around 43% of the entire human population. You can go to the doctor to check if you really want to know if you're one of them.

why are the shit runs always so long i dont need to see another 8h rollslop rpg run

>>714185216
>>714184954
i want to say ben was at a recent GDQ but i might be confusing it with another marathon

>>714185989
I switched over to Stream 1 and now Tinytim is there.

Tinytim should play barrelboy in the movie

>>714185497
C but mostly for the novelty of the game. It was pretty boring.

>>714185497
C, neat, but not that interesting

>>714186027
MODS MODS MODS

>ghost of tsushima
>3 hours

>>714185629
yArr hArr me heArties

That was some nice skill and a funny game. Super glad the incentives were met, that would have been dull without the cutscenes and difficulty

>>714186027
I wish Plum was real and holding my hand.

I haven't heard that voice in a game for so long. The voice that sounds like a surfer who narrowly avoided an open manhole. I miss it sometimes.

>>714186089
No he was, him Josh and a bunch of other GTA runners were there.

>>714185497
D
commentary was extremely fucking boring

>>714186027
Cute!

>>714186129
ocarina of time is about to come on anon, it's an actual speedgame.

>>714186027
Cuuute

>>714185497
D for Dcharisma vaccuum

>>714185909
Complete lies, they're trying to vilify u- those skeletons, they're definitely not infiltrating fleshie society, do not get an x-ray

>>714186027
I always knew Anon was a manlet

>>714186201
>stream1
Uuuuuggh... I guess... Maybe I'll play some vidya instead though...

>>714186089
Oh yeah, wasn't his run a near trainwreck thanks to some dono reader that was screaming about incentives when he requested silence for a tricky part?

Quality bloody run that

>elden ring run is "2 players 1 controller" garbage
when will this meme die

>>714186027
CUTE

>>714186201
>it's an actual speedgame.
how exactly

>WR
Was that some category no one runs?

>>714186089
It was, it was the one where the the donation reader was constantly cutting in. Not this, but the actual run.

>>714186332
It's the randomizer "couple" who got dunked on by Malenia. Prepare for a trainwreck/redemption.

>>714186374
It turns men into troons

>>714185629
A

>>714186171
She's real in my heart, and my schizoid delusions

>>714186374
it was the first run ever

>>714186027
Are these photos of a sketchpad or are you drawing on a dark blue canvas for some reason, you should at least white balance them in an editor of your choice. Thanks for the doodles.