Stream 1:
Now: Psychonauts
Next: Ocarina of Time in Minecraft
Later: Live
Stream 2:
Now: Crash Team Racing
Next: Deadstorm Pirates
Later: Ghost of Tsushima: Director's Cut
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Previous Thread:
>>714159247
The donation reader wants the dick.
this chick is emoting too much, trying get over
idk it feels fake
>>714174209That's a pure british schnozz, not a kike schnozz
Dono reader starting to irritate
Don't make me rate this an A
>>714174198>chickAnon...
>>714174209A fine Roman nose
>>714174198>chickMANLY MAEVE
>>714174198>chickthere's a reason it feels fake
>>714174198ngl i almost would
>>714174334>>714174378>>714174408what do you mean >chick ??
she looks a bit manly, some chicks do, what's the issue? are you working me into shoot thinking that's a tranny?
>>714174473That's a guy, anon. I'm so sorry.
>>714174473brother "she" has an eight inch cock
>>714174473Bro, you're blind...
>sitting in silence as he reloads over and over again trying to get 1 skip
Psychonauts is entering prime time
>>714174750To think, this is the same event that's happening right now
>>714174740It was a decent run up to this point too. They shouldve done the other route they were talking about
>>714174750god i wish she was still at ESA and also pegging me
>>714174848>Face blindness
>>714174848what are you talking about look at the shoulders he mogs everyone in the room
>Stop Reading donated 1 dollar
>>714174848Just admit you fell for the transformer, anon, it happens to everyone at some point. Live and learn.
We've been eating so good today, boys
>>714174951>>714174952some chicks look manly what's the issue? you guys are trying to hard
>>714174992nigga she has a good chin, she's not perfect but your children will be gigachads
Why does hangers keep getting up?
>>714175060what you eating bro?
>>714174817Why's it so inactive now?
This Crash Team Racing run rox my sox!
>>714175089your baiting for (you)s has gotten boring, not gonna reply anymore.
>>714175221thanks i had a bit of a laugh but i'll stop
2 dollar donation to read out your novel on stream
>>714175082HEY WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>714175124Everyone is in the steam 2 room watching CTR.
>$4500 donation from anonymous, no message
IT BEGINS
>>714175223Holy anorexia.
>4000$ anonymous donation
This run alone is carrying the donations for esa
>this run gets more in donations than every run before it in the marathon combined
kek
CTR carrying donos this week huh on stream 2 no less
>>714175362That's not CTR.
>>714174074 (OP)>THAT'S A JOKE MAN THATS A JOKE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUSWould be an instant ban at GDQ
>>714175362high C
solid but the repeated reloading for that skip killed the momentum
>>714175089>you guys are trying to hardI mean, irrespective of anything else, you're not wrong with that, they've been jumping to conclusions on any chick that shows up on stream, not to mention a lot of dudes too.
>>714175360but these only appeared after the GBA games
>>714175362>not watching ctrim gonna give it a BAKA
>>714175082Sorry I prefer Tawna's tawnas
>>714175082This, to be quite honest, even though I'm not a furry.
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HEY!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!! GUYS I'M HERE!!!!!
this one run is unironically single-handedly saving ESA
i just saw the schedule, the 3 games i'm interested in watching fall under 4am and 6am in my time
>It's there for us to grab
Based runner.
whose mom is cackling in the front row
>please what faggot
WHOA maybe a little too based
>>714175705Hangers. Shame about the face.
>crash added to smash remix
>crash saves ESA
CrashCHADS I fucking kneel
>>714175705Your mom is cackling on my front row right now
>>714175765When they see Anon's penis
>>714175468this is my fav Coco
its her expression that does it
>>714175748wait, her nickname is Hangers? I thought you were talking about her tits
I look like this. Comments?
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>>714175858>runner almost ahegao's at one pointMakes sense
anon dont screenshot it
DO NOT
>>714175981strong incel energy. I hope you're gay because that is the very appearance that drives women away
What the fuck is OoT Minecraft?
>>714175864The dismay is perfect yeah.
>zelda run followed by ratched and spyro and ending with metaphor back to spyro again
god... I might go play payday 2 again. This whole segment is about to make me fall into a coma
>>714175765Is that the son/grandson of Ruud Gullit?
>>714176009don't lean too far back, you might fall in the gap! haha
>>714175864>finally wear bunnysuit>the creeps can't stop staring
>minute long twitch ads
I'm so happy I can watch most shit on youtube these days, too bad they don't simulcast.
>>714176375>too bad they don't simulcast.It's ESA shoving the ads to be as often as possible, so they probably don't want people in a platform where they can't as much.
this run lost some of its luster once they started getting meta with the donations
>>714176375>still can't get around ads even with all the addons and a whole browser that blocks themngmi
>>714175981Almost looks like you're wearing a denim skirt.
wtf is this memeshit on s1
Wasn't the Crash Team Racing run yesterday?
Rate Crash Team Racing
SSS from me
>Beating every other runner of the category during a marathon run.
lol. lmao, even.
>>714176638>watch ESA>all the runs are purple
>>714176638Crash Team Racing and Crash Tag Team Racing are different games
>>714176659Easiest S so far, runner definitely knows his shit and even had to play against dono jewery and against tech issues
>>714176625It's Zelda with the most boring asthetic possible. Pls gib mone now
>>714176659SSS. excellent gameplay, super crazy tricks first try, excellent bantz. host and runner were fighting like a married couple.
>>714176375>>714176534Ublock origin+github twitch ad solutions userscript. You cannot see ads with these stop being dummies please. It's 2025 stop being tech illiterate
>>714176659A
stream 2 just hit 1k viewers
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>>714176659SSS best run so far
>>714176659S, the surest S of the marathon
>>714176638That was tag team racing
>>714176638no that was crash team racist
>>714176659S, one of the more entertaining and hype runs so far
>>714176659S
Glad I was awake for this one
Guessing it won't be topped.
>>714176659S
No doubt about that. And I don't even like Crash or kart racers.
>>714176659Free SSS, one of the best runs in man memory. Fun runner and reader, super skilled too.
>>714176375Use the Vaft userscript, and say bye to Twitch ads.
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions
>>714176659>energetic runner>fantastic performance>nailed several tricks even despite tech issues>banter with the dono reader and the audienceSS
>>714176701S. Now this is pod racing.
>>714176807You’d be surprised, stream 2 tends to deliver
>>714176659S
One of the best runs so far
>>714176741>It's 2025 stop being tech illiterateTech illiteracy has only gone up as the years have gone on
>>714176696>>714176763Oh nice, so I don't have early onset alzheimers after all
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>>714176659S
Stream 2 always wins
>>714176741>>714176534The Twitch ad shit is heavily regional and in the middle of an arms race that the Brave devs just made worse, the exact same setup doesn't work perfectly for absolutely everybody.
>>714176670>estimate beats the 3rd best time holy
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>20 more minutes of this
Fuck yes
>Game ends with the concept art for the franchise
They really wanted to end it completely huh
>>714177018Nah I get bombed with ads if I leave either of em out. Both on and nothing gets past, you just didn't try the script. Violentmonkey or etc, and use Firefox for god's sake
>riding on hypno's hype
shameless, they haven't even made 20k in essence
>>714177018There's one ad that escapes the TwitchAdSolutions once every couple months for me and it gets fixed within a day every single time
what is this shit and how do i get rid of it
wtf
it pops up every couple of min
>>714177162I actually don't know.
Damn I just woke up and missed Crash.
>THIRD incentive added during a single run
Holy fuckballs, how hard are they trying to monetize these 2-and-a-half hours
>>714177201>and use Firefox for god's sakeEnjoy dealing with Normandy.
What is this minecraft shit
>>714176917Very based. Modern devs would never.
>>714176478The worst is when I watch someones stream and they bemoan how terrible twitch and youtube are and always say to use adblock when their vods are filled with ads vs a different creator with 20x the views has 0 ads in an hours long video.
>>714176534>>714176741>>714176848Nah I'm good, I use twitch like 5 times a year, not going through any effort to install and update every time I want to use it. I just use ads to shitpost anyway :v)
>>714177268lmao is this new? i've never seen it
>>714177357OH FUCK THE ALLIES ARE INVADING EUROPE
>>714177162That's Coco Bandicoot from popular franchise, Crash Bandicoot.
>>714177369An ebin shitpost that somehow made it into primetime stream 1
>>714177417It takes 10 seconds
>>714177417laffing at the gunfire reborn run at a recent GDQ (I think it was GDQ)
Dude choked so hard
>>714177717Plum Gear Solid
>>714177717plum inviting you to the "not a real room" room
>>714177717MGS4 Raiden Plum
IMG_0400
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>>714177717holding hands with plum
>>714177717Plum trying to talk her way into joining CTR.
>>714177717Plum dressed as Coco.
>>714177991dude this is blue board
>>714178149I support this request
>>714178169Not while I'm here.
>>714178169>sees board>it's purple
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>>714178274it's actually blacked
Why not just load a savestate at the end of the game?
>>714178370This looks great. Looking forward to the finished version.
First they help each other finish the race
Then they help each other finish
This Minecraft shit is so ass.
>>714178448Why not just adopt a kid instead of having sex?
>>714178473f-finish what?
>>714178448Why not just kill yourself right now since it's going to happen eventually
>>714178524I'm enjoying myself.
>>714177565Cocos too big to be Coco
>>714176530That's the problem with like all great runs. Too high of energy spurs the dono reader into overdrive and they take over the run unless you have chemistry between the runner and the couch and they don't let the commentator in
>>714176701SSS
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I do not care for Spyro.
>>714178535she comes a lot
>>714178674>plum[/spoiler] throwing up my cum.gif
>>714178524>>714178597>xhe's actually watching stream 1 right nowwhat the fuck's your problem
>>714178713It's worse than Crash, but it's still fun enough.
>>714178524I just wish they'd put on some fucking OoT music
They aren't entertaining enough to fill in the emptiness
>wake up just as an epic run is finishing up
Also, has there been any zfg sightings yet?
EUbros, are you ready to provide your ID to download some Skyrim or Stellar Blade adult mods? This is so fucked up
https://www.nexusmods.com/news/15319
>>714178778I just opened both streams to see which one to watch.
>>714178886Wrong thread, pal.
>>714178886>Using Nexus in Current Year+10
>>714178886>implying I'll get a pajaporteI was born into piracy, molded by it
>>714179016what else has more mods?
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>>714178886>need a loicense to look at porn mods
>>714178886they're going to lose a lot of audience for no benefit, this is stupid
>>714179127To be fair you've always needed your ID to buy adult content IRL.
>>714179149>for no benefitNot going to jail seems like a good benefit desu.
>>714179149>or no benefitIt's being forced on them by the faggy EU i'm sure.
>>714174074 (OP)can I get a quick rundown of this character
Ive seen lewdish pictures from that one Plum drawfag, but I have never seen anybody do actual Plum lewds.
Did the drawfag cabal decide against it
>>714178886And people called me crazy for downloading and backing up all my porn. Fuck giving ID's for that.
>>714179226was it stored in a database forever
>>714179241>>714179250this is so cucked if true
>>714179250you're sure about something you're not sure of?
>>714179309That's Plum, from unpopular and dead game, Chenso Club. She's cute.
>>714178886Inb4 ID leak from retard company
>>714179149i'm surprised new management didn't just ban "adult content" entirely to appeal to advertisers
>>714179427Europe is full of fags so i don't put anything past their totalitarian government.
>>714179409>is your government issued ID in a government database?
>>714179439She is also the mascot of the speedrunning event. Cum in Plum in Stream 3 room.
thread so fast no one will notice if I admit I have jacked it to female spyro in the past
>>714179510are you retarded
>>714179442It's a giant target for trying to get into to blackmail people over shit too.
>>714179510>your ID being in a government database is the same as a porn site having it
>>714177717Plum winning a bunch of coins at a slot machine
i would've thought it was 3 AM in sweden with how low energy stream 1 is. runner is a charisma vacuum
>>714179540>female spyrothe one from the psp(?) games?
I saw those commercials when I was a kid. I still don't know what those were about
>>714179540spyro isn't a girl already?
this incentive is ass
the impromptu one was better
>>714179535Sorry the mascot is the stupid goose puppet.
>>714179707They wouldn't get your ID. Just a proof of age token.
spyro was boring honestly
>>714180063I don't think I've ever seen any non-staff memes or OC of that goose. Even the garfield puppet got more attention.
>>714179831PS2 Chamber of Secrets is far superior
>>714180197The goose has shirt merchandise this very event
>>714180268They had a plum shirt during the last ESA.
>>714180268Yes, that's why I wrote "non-staff"
what the fuck is even going on in stream 1
>>714180475low engery mincraft bullshit.
WHEN I SAY CHICKEN YOU SAY JOCKEY
CHICKEN
>>714180427That is incorrect
>>714180063goosebert is the most forced scrimblo bimblo of all
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>Only sold 38 Event shirts>Only sold 19 Goosebert shirts#BringBackMako
>>714180268the goose is dimeless
this seems neat but idk why you'd actually wanna play through it instead of normal ocarina of time
>>714180747>#BringBackMakoHe killed Stream 2 and 24/7 streams, he can stay gone
>>714180747Edenal is convinced that he's made an amazing meme with Goosebert. Unfortunately he's YEARS late to the party due to Untitled Goose Game, and as far as I've seen and heard at the events since, most people HATE that goose with a passion.
>>714180752there have been people whose first playthrough of Slender and FNAF was through a SM64 competition mod
>>714180898You're a special kind of stupid, ain't ya?
>>714180898fucking retard lmao, constantly seething so hard he forgot the name of who he's getting worked up over.
>>714180935FNAF1-4 Speedrun when (it's just pressing CD+ five times)
>>714181093>merely pretendingYeah yeah ESLtard, try actually reading next time before you sperg out for no reason.
they didnt buy plum when they could have and they werent whoring her out enough, wanna know what happened?
>>714180935>slender>fnafonly kids who are into streamer culture ever played those games
I've been playing Neon White during this event and I didn't know it was a speedrun game until I started playing. Does this mean I am now a speedrunner? Can I apply now?
>>714181302FNAF was really big on /v/ before it became popular.
>>714181275They could buy the IP now, the game flopped. They could probably get it for free. Not making plum the official ESA mascot was retarded
>>714181275They didnt buy Plum cause the og artist wouldnt sell her.
>>714181275>>714181472They tried to buy it, the developer wasn't selling even after the studio went under.
>>714181501oh i must have remembered it wrong then, a pity for plum
>>714180554>That is incorrectNah im right, here was the shirt.
>>714181438Cute! Can you make the background a tad lighter tho
>>714181458Get red medals on every map and then we can talk
It's a kino game, enjoy it
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>>714181501Not without residuals, and we know how Edenal feels about paying people.
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>>714181438Very very cute.
>>714180747metako was sadly force turned into a mascot and people were like hey metako do a funny thing :))
i think he hosts an event now?
>>714181692Metako helps out with NSG now.
>>714181464yeah, /v/ is made up of streamer culture kids
>>714181692Are we better off without Milestone Madness, anons?
>>714181634Ah, so the artist wanted a fair deal and Edenal was being a piece of shit? Makes sense
>>714181776Also shows up at other stuff like BSG occasionally, but he's back to full time teaching again so only when shit lines up.
did that one anon ever deliver that plum fumo picture?
>>714181692holy shit you fucking retards, mako is not metako. they are different people.
>>714181634Probably thought they should be paying him to take Plum off their hands.
>>714181919>mako is not metako. they are different people.wait, if they're the same then who the fuck is makoto
>>714180747ESA is so dead
Not even reddit cares
Not even the pedo posters care
I will not stand for (((those))) trying to sow seeds of false division between these two.
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Where game on stream 2? Wasn't it supposed to go live half an hour ago? Did I miss something?
>>714181919he keeps taking the bait!
>Ghosts of Tsuishima
>highest difficulty
>but allows DLC that makes the game easy
Huh?
Stream 2 is pretty shit but it's making me want to build another cozy farm house in minecraft. Haven't touched the game in years.
We watching stream 1 or 2?
>>714180747>almost 50 bucks for a shitty shirt>would probably get fucked in the ass on international shipping even if i did want oneno thanks
>>714181846No actually, ESA were willing to drop a large amount, but the artist refused to sell as they absolutely hate Plum and want to bury her forever.
>>714182263I'm watching 2 to see what it is.
>>714182001Makoto is my girlfriend
>>714182249Thats Stream 1, unc
>singleplayer co-op
interesting
YARR STREAM 2 LADS YARR
YARR
Look at the fucking power stance on stream 2
>this a WR run
>because this category has never been run before
>>714182263I will never watch another zelda run for the rest of my life. I don't care what gimmick they do.
Mark me, nothing else this marathon will come close to that Crash Team Racing run.
Deadstorm Pirates is a 2010 arcade light-gun rail shooter video game developed and published by Namco Bandai Games. This game was ported to PlayStation 3 using the PlayStation Move controller as a bonus game included with Time Crisis: Razing Storm in 2010;[1] a standalone digital version was also available in Europe.[2]
>>714182420if he spread his legs it'd be a perfect stance
>it's House of the Dead but pirate-themed
Nice
>>714182307Now I will keep drawing Plum to despise them.
>>714182525He did when I posted that
>>714181634>>714181846nah this was the right call by edenal, a fundraising org that already has money problems should absolutely not be burning cash on a shitty mascot, especially if it's going to be recurring payments. dev is also a tard because no one else cares about that ip so he missed out on a chance to actually make a smidge of money back on his failed game
>>714182478you're overrating it already? zamn usually you wait for the chart to go up
This pirate game actually looks pretty neat.
Stance: +10 Aura
Heavy breathing: -9000 Aura
fucking hell, these ads out of nowhere, my adblockers were working until yesterday.
>go to sleep
>missed a great crash run
>missed coco posting
FUCK
these are both boring runs
>>714182594You mean "to spite them"?
>>714182705Literally a better wiimote
>>714182608fuck I missed it!
>>714182553The gnre is called "light gun shooter," anon.
alright, had about as much as i can take of this charisma vacuum on stream 1, how's stream 2
>>714182830>rail shooterthis looks really comfy
>>714182693anon
everyone here knows sleeping during esa/gdq is gay
>>714182689Citation: Anon (2025). ESA Summer thread (/v/)
this dude's entire body is running on 120hz
>>714182789I was referring to the fact it's an arcade shooter about zombies.
>watching oot minecraft after what happened last time
>>714182907I had a bisexual nap earlier.
>>714182714Holy fuck I need my morning cuppa joe
>>714182689It was once revealed to me in a dream.
>>714182689source: me i'm ex-ESA staff
edenal offered $5k for plum's likeness. dev countered with 3% of donation total for all future events. edenal refused
>Suddenly Soul Edge appears on Stream 2
>no troons
yeah im not watching
>>714182990Jesus tap dancing Christ
>>714182907Well then ESA this year is the most effective closet opener on the market
>>714183267Why is he not skipping the cutscenes?
>>714183193both dont seem like fair deals tbdesu
>>714183267What the fuck was his problem
>>714183267>just kicks him asidekek
>>714183193>Trying to skim residuals from donationsYeah okay, if this is true, fuck that
>>714183193I'll chose to believe this. What a fucking jew trying to milk a charity event for forever money lmao
>>714183339Um, because he wants to enjoy the rich lore and story?
That pirate game is kinda lame but it's got that 7th gen charm to it
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>>714183193>dev countered with 3% of donation total for all future eventsHoly fuck that's a huge ask for a character no one gives a fuck about except autistic euro speed runners.
>>714182907I just needed to rest my eyes for a bit...
Why was there a real person to read donations only for the CTR run?
>>7141833565k for one character from a game that sold 20 copies doesn't sound too bad to me. it's not even like she was the main character or anything
>>714182990did he do it or just use a cheat?
>>714183193Assuming you're not full of shit, that means that they'd have to get $750 as of now in the event. Absolutely insane demand for a game that killed a studio.
>>714183193I thought it was 3% of ticket and merch sales?
>>7141831933% from TOTAL is absolutely devilish
>>714183443Anon, the speedrunners dont even give a shit about plum, its just the plumbrains in /v/
Holy shit the crowd cleared out on stream 2
>>714183364Spiced rum and Coke Zero.
>>714183364I'll take a femur colada
We need a rail shooter block!
>>714183364sex on the beach from behind with coco
>>714183286I blame the potter runner
>>714183535Even during the break the record thing, she was discarded real quick.
>>714183496turned on creative at the end to get past
>>714183193holy fuck what a jew movie for an absolutely dead game and company out of business
SNAAAAKE OOOOH ITS A SNAAAKE
>>714183535im not that plumbrained i plum think about other plums plum plum
>>714183193They should just use her anyway. Are they going to sue ESA with the $10 they made from the game?
>>714183476Because they were getting insane dono's for thousands of dollars.
>>714183716This game has PEAK voice acting
>>714183193i just made this all up btw, first esa i've even watched in like two years
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>>714183193>get $5k and have your shitty character be rebranded as a beloved mascot>be a greedy, spiteful retard and get nothingTough choice
Plums design is pretty dull anyway, its the song that made her "famous"
>>714183193>3% of donation total for all future eventsLOL what a piece of shit. There's no way he thought that offer was getting accepted
I finished watching the RPG Limit Break Trauma Dump© and the award for 'Largest Amount of Tonal Whiplash In a Single Sentence' goes to "Earlier this year I lost a significant... Twitch community that I'd been a part of... technically I wasn't kicked out but I was treated with such disrespect that I'm seriously considering never watching that streamer again."
i love this comfy island adventure. Fun run
>>714183823Simple =/= Dull
It works, not everything needs to be overdesigned
>these targets are hard on very hard
Sasuga
ok im going to bed, if there are any kino runs you know who to thank
You know, I think this game might have taken some inspiration from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies
>>714183193>trying to recoup the losses from a bombed game by jewing a charitykek, I dislike edenal but I'm glad he told him to fuck off (assuming you're not just larping).
The sea beckons more people to stream 2
>>714183193right move by Edenal actually.
>>714183923This, anybody getting caught up on the idea that you have to keep adding stuff to a design till you can't fit more on it, is doing shit design.
>>714184062speedrun for a shooty game is retarded. but s1 is even worse
>>714183193>bombs a game>sinks a studio>your creator tries to whore you outplum just can't catch a break
>people believing this "my dad works for nintendo" source
actually embarrassing
Can anyone chart a brother over here?
>>714184320chart deez nuts
Why is that guy still in a barrel?
That looks more like some kind of river lobster or some shit
>>714184271He said the thing!
>>714184320chart bro gave up on sunday since most runs only got a few ratings
>>714184302Who gives a shit if it's true or not? I choose to believe it because it's funnier.
>>714184390That's where he lives, leave him alone.
>>714184302To be fair we know for sure several now ex-ESA staff members have posted in these threads before, namely Ben and Das.
>>714184187Season 1 of what?
>>714184421You mean a crawdad?
>>714184421GIANT ENEMY CRAB
>>714184461plenty more than those two... not sure who else has identified themselves though
Barrel guy can't catch a break
GIANT ENEMY CRAB /// GIANT ENEMY CRAB ///
HIT THE WEAKSPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
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>>714183193>give us your charity money
>>714184461Ben as in EnglishBen? That explains a lot, he's a real prick when he streams on Twitch nowadays which makes sense if he's >here
>>714184502ESA. Hopefully season 2 has less zelda runs (it won't)
>>714184390He's looking for an honest man
>>714184528Yeah that seems right. Streamer said "Crab", and that wasn't really a crab, but I don't know crustaceans
>>714183364gimme a water
on tap
>>714184636This game looks custom made to steal the £3 my Mum gave me as I wait in the cinema lobby for my movie to begin.
I've got a bone to pick with you
>>714184684Funny you mention dicks, he reputedly posted his staff lanyard wrapped around his dick for several years running.
>>714184723It's a Namco arcade game that got ported to PS3, so that would be accurate.
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>>714184786It all starting to make sense...
>>714184786Yeah he has a fat cock
>>714184684Yeah EnglishBen has posted here, with proof of pass and everything.
>That explains a lot, he's a real prick when he streams on Twitch nowadaysWhat happened regarding him? I always liked the bloke.
>>714184923literally can't handle a House of the Dead clone...
OH LAWD SAY IT WITH ME NOW!
>was supposed to have a co-op partner but does it solo anyway
based
is that the niggerman monster?
Hang on this stream 2 runner has an SotC shirt on. We are now friends.
>>714184954He's gone full time streamer with the ego that entails. He's always been a bit snippy but now it's a bit much for me, I might just have thin skin though
This game would be better if the gal had a whaletail peeking out of her pants.
>>714184954Ben got suspended from being on-stream at ESA after that RE4 banter run that wasn't even that out of hand, and even when he was off that he didn't seem to be that into it anymore. Das posted about their team getting screwed by Edenal and Planks with them both walking out on the twats.
Some months back Ben ran an in-person GTA marathon with Josh, so he's still doing stuff, he's just not deep into organizations anymore.
how in the fuck do you go overestimate in a rail shooter
It's overestimate because of the incentive to watch the cutscenes you tards
>>714185219they met an incentive to watch all cutscenes
>>714185259>>714185265should've adjusted the estimate then faggots
>>714185295It's Planks in charge of stream 2, would you trust him to not fuck it up?
I missed the story, what's Poseidons breath?
>>714185259>>714185265my bad then
>>714185295What difference would that make to you
>>714185353>what's Poseidons breaththat's ur mum queefing
dude it's a railshooter how in the fuck are you overestimate
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RATE OoT in Minecraft
>and also I'm very hard
Understandable.
>>714185497(D)idn't watch becaause it looked boring
I didn't tune in to see a Minecraft mod
>>714184690>Hopefully season 2 has less zelda runsNo.
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RATE Deadstorm Pirates
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>>714185497I'm doin' him a D
>>714185629Solid A would've been S if he didn't mess up so much
>>714185629A
>>714185569You heard him, penetrate her bulk.
>>714185629C for Crail Cshooter
>>714185497D
Novelty aside, why would you ruin your experience of OoT like this? Zoomies fucked in the head bros
>>714185629C
Runner just narrated what he did the whole time, negative charisma
>>714185497C
Seeing OoT in Minecraft was pretty novel I have to admit.
>>714185735People's desperate need to shove popular thing into other popular thing.
>>714185629A
Fun game but I think it would've been a better run if he got another lad to coop with him and banter and shit.
Does barrelboy ever catch a break?
>>714185735maybe their mom cant afford a nintendo 64
>>714185629>NEW WORLD RECORDAUTO S
>>714185774Did you clip the guy spinning the wheel?
>>714185629A for world record.
>>714185629C-
Anime voices and also auto-scroller
>Such a dead game that this is a WRLmao, make that a D+
Chat is that dono about the skeletons true?
>ghost of shitsima
>or OOT
I guess I'll watch the actual speed game.
what stream to watch now?
>>714185629C
Not the worst thing, but nothing particularly good.
holy shit, Tinytim looks like El Chapolin, same cheeks.
>>714185909nah, don't worry about it
>>714185629C
Really need some co-commentators to spice things ups.
>>714185909Yes, but no, there's only a skeleton inside around 43% of the entire human population. You can go to the doctor to check if you really want to know if you're one of them.
why are the shit runs always so long i dont need to see another 8h rollslop rpg run
>>714185216>>714184954i want to say ben was at a recent GDQ but i might be confusing it with another marathon
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>>714185989I switched over to Stream 1 and now Tinytim is there.
Tinytim should play barrelboy in the movie
>>714185497C but mostly for the novelty of the game. It was pretty boring.
>>714185497C, neat, but not that interesting
>>714186027MODS MODS MODS
>ghost of tsushima
>3 hours
>>714185629yArr hArr me heArties
That was some nice skill and a funny game. Super glad the incentives were met, that would have been dull without the cutscenes and difficulty
>>714186027I wish Plum was real and holding my hand.
I haven't heard that voice in a game for so long. The voice that sounds like a surfer who narrowly avoided an open manhole. I miss it sometimes.
>>714186089No he was, him Josh and a bunch of other GTA runners were there.
>>714185497D
commentary was extremely fucking boring
>>714186129ocarina of time is about to come on anon, it's an actual speedgame.
>>714185497D for Dcharisma vaccuum
>>714185909Complete lies, they're trying to vilify u- those skeletons, they're definitely not infiltrating fleshie society, do not get an x-ray
>>714186027I always knew Anon was a manlet
>>714186201>stream1Uuuuuggh... I guess... Maybe I'll play some vidya instead though...
>>714186089Oh yeah, wasn't his run a near trainwreck thanks to some dono reader that was screaming about incentives when he requested silence for a tricky part?
>elden ring run is "2 players 1 controller" garbage
when will this meme die
>>714186201>it's an actual speedgame.how exactly
>WR
Was that some category no one runs?
>>714186089It was, it was the one where the the donation reader was constantly cutting in. Not this, but the actual run.
>>714186332It's the randomizer "couple" who got dunked on by Malenia. Prepare for a trainwreck/redemption.
>>714186374It turns men into troons
>>714186171She's real in my heart, and my schizoid delusions
>>714186374it was the first run ever
>>714186027Are these photos of a sketchpad or are you drawing on a dark blue canvas for some reason, you should at least white balance them in an editor of your choice. Thanks for the doodles.
>>714186374he said at the start no one ever ran this category before, the person that was supposed to do this run with him couldn't come last minute or something so it became 1p2c
>>714186449COME BACK PLUM IM SORRY ILL NEVER TAKE THE PILLS AGAIN
Reminder that if you've never baked in your life, you haven't lived.
>>714186368Well you've clearly never watched it before, so now's your chance to find out!
>>714186419I believe in the power of redemption
>>714186531like actual baking or making a new thread
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>>714185629I'm doin' him an A
>>714186332I find all From speedruns boring as fuck now and have done so for years.
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>>714186686I love how she says 'Donate NOW'
>>714186601this was actually an interesting run/speedgame tho. i don't want some dlc randomizer 2p1c garbage to get a redemption. i want it to be so bad that the category is banned forever
>>714186375>it was the one where the the donation reader was constantly cutting inI read this and instinctively started cringing and raging before I even remembered what the reader sounded like, holy shit that run was awful.
>>714186703That or the earlier one which went on for longer. Thanks, anon.
>>714186671I'm a big FromSoft fanboy but the speedruns are all sleep-inducing or don't even feel like you're playing the game. It's been this way since BKH / RTSR runs in DS1.
>>714186332It's okay, one of the runners is a cute girl.
>>714185497D
Could have been a great run if it had an entertaining runner/couch
>all boxers faces are purple
>>714184684eben is a little bitch, I stopped watching his shit when he kept pushing his fat slag in his videos. now he's just a woke faggot who rage baits for clicks. he's not good at the games he plays and struggles with shit he's done before hundreds of times.
>>714186809Yeah the last time one of those runs was fun to watch was fucking eons ago now where it was that chick who ran at ESA.
>>714186831well now i just want them to fail even more
>>714183193sup das, hope you're doing well :)
>>714186008now crop it to a fap
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>multihour weeb game
i hate yakuza
>>714186960>Dr Pavel? I'm ESA
>3 hour modern game
>confused aeshmah for aetienne
i'm out
>>714186980You'll be glad to know they failed hard last time and got walled by Malenia so hard that the guy had to do it by himself.
>>714186332>>714186831I wish it was that cute girl with the vocalfry again. What's her name?
Who would bother donating for the language of the dialogue in a speedrun?
>Run will be on the 1hp difficulty
Okay, this might be interesting
>>714187102Don't stop watching.
We don't quit early in Germany.
>>714186960>"Uh you don't get to bring Alzheimers."
>>714186883white women are borked af.
>>714187196Europeans are very proud of their own dialect.
>>714187196Crash was the only run that got money, they need any gimmick they can get
>>714187295Yeah, but who actually donates to that?
ghost of sushimom bros... it's time
>>714187215It's NG+, so it's 3HP basically. Lethal mode also means enemies die super fast so it's not actually hard, it's just the fast category in general.
>>714187274ah yes, the european nipponese dialect
>>714187113cant make that up
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>speedrunning a movie game where most of the run is holding forward from cutscene to cutscene
why do people do this
>cheat armor lets you literally run into enemies and they don't notice you
Holy fuck this is going to be shit
BAKER
I'M GOING TO MIG AND I NEED YOUR FIRMEST BREAD
>>714187726I love how up for anything he is, even games he has no fucking clue about.
>>714187707I borrowed your webm.
>>714187903it's over, anon. esa is finished. just let it die
>>714187707spin 2
gotta be one of these
>>714188093Beat me to it.. pls janny delete my thread if you see it
>>714174074 (OP)>>714188157BAKER WHY DID YOU TAKE SO LONG THERE'S A SPLIT
>>714187985its all yours friend
nice work
>>714188207I made like 70% of threads so far and decided that
>>714186531 had a point. Live and learn
>>714188398I've probably created the other 30% I can hand baking off back to you
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