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Anonymous No.714174085 >>714182045 >>714183467 >>714189995 >>714194990 >>714195271 >>714198351 >>714213651 >>714251672 >>714259074 >>714259426 >>714269436 >>714270643 >>714324001
MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MWAHRACTUS
Anonymous No.714174138 >>714179910 >>714195485 >>714206639
Anonymous No.714176194
Anonymous No.714177081 >>714177240
thats a cactus
do not kiss cactus
Anonymous No.714177240 >>714181780 >>714198092
>>714177081
mwah
Anonymous No.714179910 >>714184460
>>714174138
>Do not repost
Anon no that's illegal.
Anonymous No.714181780
>>714177240
she ballin
Anonymous No.714182045
>>714174085 (OP)
i feel like i remember a lewder version of this animation
hmmm
Anonymous No.714183206
I bet having no legs sucks
Anonymous No.714183467
>>714174085 (OP)
lol
Anonymous No.714183802 >>714184981
You would look good as a maractus
Anonymous No.714183964 >>714270705
Marcus
Anonymous No.714184460 >>714184608 >>714184854
>>714179910
Anonymous No.714184608 >>714184771 >>714184815
>>714184460
W-what does the glyphs say?
Anonymous No.714184771 >>714184981 >>714238159
>>714184608
It says "you would look great as a maractus"
Anonymous No.714184815 >>714184961
>>714184608
>he replied
Anonymous No.714184854
>>714184460
>POST IT
post WHAT
Anonymous No.714184961
>>714184815
What the hell are you t
Anonymous No.714184981
>>714183802
>>714184771
hey bud, I think you got the wrong door. the Team Fortress thread is two pages down
Anonymous No.714185449 >>714191503 >>714196380
https://files.catbox.moe/ufyvo8.webm
Anonymous No.714186557 >>714188649
Anonymous No.714188649
>>714186557
Sexo
Anonymous No.714189960
Anonymous No.714189995
>>714174085 (OP)
Inflation
Anonymous No.714191503 >>714196380
>>714185449
cute
Anonymous No.714193061
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Anonymous No.714194264 >>714194706 >>714194727
Would you people want me to draw maractus water inflation and if so how would I do it
Anonymous No.714194706
>>714194264
I would like to see that yes, ideally would be water inflated by a vaporeon into a huge swollen cactus-bunny blimp
Anonymous No.714194727
>>714194264
Hopping along someone's lawn and unknowingly stops on top of a water sprinkler. Blub blub blub ensues.
Anonymous No.714194845 >>714197815
Stop lusting over a fucking cactus
Anonymous No.714194990
>>714174085 (OP)
>MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MWAHRACTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0kNZ3LAGfk
Anonymous No.714195171 >>714195268
why do fetishfags feel the need to samefag and pretend other people want to see their disgusting fetish
Anonymous No.714195268 >>714198441
>>714195171
this whole thread is just one person with a cactus fetish
Anonymous No.714195271 >>714196519 >>714198698 >>714198860 >>714198860 >>714198860 >>714198860 >>714259349
>>714174085 (OP)
Threadly reminder all cactii are covered in microscopic barbs called glochids that hook into the skin and cause iteration especially to soft tissues like your penis. What you want to do would be extremely painful.
Anonymous No.714195485
>>714174138
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Anonymous No.714196380 >>714223271
>>714185449
>>714191503
back on the dumb little animation binge, need to stop procrastinating and finish the entirety of this
Anonymous No.714196519
>>714195271
Maybe on the outside. Also
>iteration
Anonymous No.714197815
>>714194845
>Stop **************** fucking cactus
No
Anonymous No.714198073 >>714198415
What does maractus singing sound like?
Anonymous No.714198092
>>714177240
the things we do for love
Anonymous No.714198270 >>714204617
I want to kiss a cactus
Anonymous No.714198351
>>714174085 (OP)
>>>/vp/
Anonymous No.714198415
>>714198073
VeryFIlthySlop.
Anonymous No.714198441
>>714195268
there are dozens of us
DOZENS
Anonymous No.714198698
>>714195271
Retard that's not a cactus it's a pokemon
Now don't you feel silly?
Anonymous No.714198860 >>714211276 >>714267663 >>714323124
>extremely painful
>>714195271
>>714195271
>>714195271
>>714195271
Anonymous No.714200517
Anonymous No.714200783
Anonymous No.714200973 >>714202758
Anonymous No.714201185 >>714204015
FUCK MARACTUS

this post was made by CACNEA GANG
Anonymous No.714201187 >>714201347
Bad IVs. She is getting released.
Anonymous No.714201347
>>714201187
Anonymous No.714201927 >>714204714
>snubbed from Arceus
>snubbed from Scarlet/Violet
If maractus isn't in the next Pokemon I'm gonna lose it
Anonymous No.714202758
>>714200973
lol
Anonymous No.714204015
>>714201185
Cacnea is a total cutie as well. No complaints.
Anonymous No.714204060
Anonymous No.714204617 >>714205742 >>714209485
>>714198270
in case you care there is a colored version
which i posted too many times perhaps
Anonymous No.714204714
>>714201927
she's getting a mega and a regional and a gigantamax and a paradox form and a wedding ring (from me)
Anonymous No.714204852
maractussy
Anonymous No.714205742 >>714206027 >>714212104
>>714204617
I care deeply. Thank you!
Anonymous No.714205747
Anonymous No.714206027 >>714206369 >>714206487
>>714205742
>legs
Anonymous No.714206369
>>714206027
I don't like it either but so many of my good pics I either got from here or aren't blue-board
Anonymous No.714206487
>>714206027
dont look the eyes then or you will discover an uncomfortable truth
Anonymous No.714206639 >>714287314 >>714306839
>>714174138
Do Japs want more people to view their art or not?
Anonymous No.714208160 >>714222682
Anonymous No.714209485 >>714210394
>>714204617
I wonder if her ass makes maraca noises
Anonymous No.714210290
Anonymous No.714210394 >>714211712
>>714209485
https://youtu.be/S04HrYtyh0w?t=6
Anonymous No.714210997
Look at them go!
Anonymous No.714211276
>>714198860
you're a big guy
Anonymous No.714211712
>>714210394
maractsus
Anonymous No.714212104 >>714212215
>>714205742
this is ai, isn't it.
Anonymous No.714212215 >>714212468
>>714212104
I didn't think it was but now that you mention it some of the details are fairly suspect. Damn it.
Anonymous No.714212468 >>714213521 >>714215632
>>714212215
what the fuck why is skiddo fucking her
Anonymous No.714213521
>>714212468
That's clearly vore
Anonymous No.714213651 >>714215278 >>714215823
>>714174085 (OP)
>maractus
Stay.
Anonymous No.714214105 >>714214187 >>714215550 >>714327990
>maractus inviting_under_covers
>0 results
drawfag, I need your dankest drawings
Anonymous No.714214187 >>714215795
>>714214105
there would be needles all over the covers
Anonymous No.714215278
>>714213651
hm?
Anonymous No.714215550
>>714214105
I wish I was competent
Anonymous No.714215632
>>714212468
Brother, you’re looking at it all wrong. That’s not Skiddo β€œfucking” her, it’s an ancient ritual dance passed down through prickly generations. You just don’t understand how Grass-type courtship works.
Anonymous No.714215795
>>714214187
and that's a good thing
Anonymous No.714215823
>>714213651
She’s not going anywhere, anon. Maractus is here to shake that leafy ass and make your team either weirdly viable or hilariously useless-and we love her for it.
Anonymous No.714217350 >>714227505
Anonymous No.714217483 >>714217583 >>714217874 >>714218461
Do you think the petals on her ears are sensitive?
Anonymous No.714217583
>>714217483
I think her petals create the most delicious nectar, but you can only drink it by licking her ears
Anonymous No.714217826
MAAHAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.714217874 >>714218461
>>714217483
There's an entire mechanic in the 3ds games to find out about this
Anonymous No.714218461 >>714219207 >>714219279
>>714217483
>>714217874
https://youtu.be/-cpC6VrPupI?t=31
akshully the horn is considered the sweet spot whereas the petals/ears are considered the sour spots
Anonymous No.714219207
>>714218461
That's only because they're erogenous zones and your Maractus just didn't like you like that
Anonymous No.714219279
>>714218461
Maractus for monster mind 2
Anonymous No.714220319 >>714221295 >>714221924 >>714222228 >>714223443 >>714224647 >>714238560 >>714258618 >>714260354 >>714271334 >>714302778 >>714302871 >>714303949 >>714306343
Draw Maractus with this.
https://wigglypaint.net/
Anonymous No.714220840 >>714222275
I tried.
Anonymous No.714221047 >>714222275
Anonymous No.714221196 >>714222275
Last one.
Anonymous No.714221295 >>714223141
>>714220319
Anonymous No.714221924 >>714223105
>>714220319
good thing maractus has yellow
Anonymous No.714222228 >>714223105
>>714220319
if you click the tiny options button at the bottom of the screen you can change the cyan marker into green by entering 00FF00 into the box
Anonymous No.714222275
>>714220840
>>714221047
>>714221196
cute scribbles
Anonymous No.714222682
>>714208160
Maractus was made for cuddling
Roselia was made for sex
Anonymous No.714223105 >>714225824
>>714221924
>>714222228
danke schoen anon
Anonymous No.714223141 >>714223383 >>714223443
>>714221295
Can you make green with yellow and blue?
Anonymous No.714223271 >>714223530
>>714196380
your stuff is adorbs. keep at it.
and maybe give it some basic color
Anonymous No.714223383
>>714223141
colors don't mix unfortunately
Anonymous No.714223443 >>714223517 >>714224647
>>714220319
...
>>714223141
You can change colors in options below
Anonymous No.714223517
>>714223443
zamn
Anonymous No.714223530 >>714223958
>>714223271
thanks, gotta get timings and everything down first before doing a second pass with the rest of the body and colors or else I'm going to go insane
Anonymous No.714223958 >>714224287
>>714223530
where do you keep your cactus art
is she your all time favorite Mon?
Anonymous No.714224287
>>714223958
>where do you keep your cactus art
4chan.org and my ssd
>is she your all time favorite Mon?
I have a chunk of favorites that I think are just neat
Anonymous No.714224647 >>714226179 >>714227632 >>714227632
>>714220319
>>714223443
Anonymous No.714224810 >>714224859
>Its actually Maractus and not Maracactus
uh
Anonymous No.714224859 >>714241260
>>714224810
erm it's actually γƒžγƒ©γ‚«γƒƒγƒ
Anonymous No.714225824
>>714223105
cute
Anonymous No.714226019 >>714226165
...
Anonymous No.714226165
>>714226019
Mara when no ctus :(
Anonymous No.714226179 >>714227632
>>714224647
unf
bigger
Anonymous No.714226527
Built for giving Sp. Atk EVs to my 'mons.
Anonymous No.714227505 >>714228124
>>714217350
fascinating
Anonymous No.714227632 >>714227779 >>714228324
>>714224647
>>714224647
>>714226179
Okay, these are my drawings for the thread, goodbye.
Anonymous No.714227694 >>714227813 >>714230990
since when did this creature's popularity blow up all of a sudden
something happen?
Anonymous No.714227779
>>714227632
Amazing
Thank you
Anonymous No.714227813
>>714227694
she cute
Anonymous No.714228124 >>714228192 >>714228258
>>714227505
facesitting
Anonymous No.714228192
>>714228124
you would die instantly
Anonymous No.714228258 >>714229383 >>714324148
>>714228124
No, marriagectus comes first. (You) have to respect the natural order.
Anonymous No.714228324
>>714227632
Thank you for your contribution
Anonymous No.714229383 >>714229516 >>714230214 >>714230629
>>714228258
wet
Anonymous No.714229516
>>714229383
Oh myractus!
Anonymous No.714230214 >>714230629 >>714231353
>>714229383
the circle of life
Anonymous No.714230272 >>714231312
total grass type supremacy
Anonymous No.714230629
>>714229383
>>714230214
What a blessed thread
Anonymous No.714230990 >>714232935
>>714227694
I believe it has something to do with the increased interest in TDM content over the past few years
Anonymous No.714231185
reminder that due to most creatures staying away from their spines, maractus in general are touch-starved and it's your moral obligation to be as handsy as possible with them
Anonymous No.714231312
>>714230272
could swore i attached an image but i guess i didnt
Anonymous No.714231353
>>714230214
what the fuck that is not ok, i'd expect heracross to do that
Anonymous No.714232421 >>714232530
Anonymous No.714232530 >>714232638
>>714232421
where's number 7
Anonymous No.714232638 >>714232920
>>714232530
it hasn't been drawn yet
Anonymous No.714232920 >>714232982
>>714232638
then where's 1 through 4
Anonymous No.714232935 >>714233306 >>714234517
>>714230990
What's Tdm?
Anonymous No.714232982 >>714233053
>>714232920
You can have 4.
Anonymous No.714233053 >>714233285 >>714233303
>>714232982
but four is an unlucky number in many cultures
Anonymous No.714233285 >>714233591
>>714233053
it's just a number, it won't hurt you.
Anonymous No.714233303 >>714233591
>>714233053
4u
Anonymous No.714233306
>>714232935
Anonymous No.714233591
>>714233285
it sounds a lot like death in certain languages and speaking of it too much is bad juju
>>714233303
why must you curse me so
Anonymous No.714234443 >>714234578
I dont care how cute you make maractus i still hate it.
On a cobblemon minecraft server it was one of the ones alongside cacnea that constantly spawned agressive. We killed thousands collectivly.
Anonymous No.714234517
>>714232935
TDM stands for Teitoshin (Japanese for Low-headed) Deformed Mascot. Essentially it means you want to fuck characters that are shaped like Hello Kitty.
Anonymous No.714234578
>>714234443
I should play pixelmon and breed hundreds of them to release into the wild
Anonymous No.714236026
Anonymous No.714237568 >>714238257
Anonymous No.714238159
>>714184771
MARACTUS NO DONT TOUCH THE HOSE
Anonymous No.714238257 >>714238587
>>714237568
What's she so nervous about?
Anonymous No.714238560 >>714278434 >>714278898
>>714220319
Anonymous No.714238587 >>714239591
>>714238257
the number 4
Anonymous No.714239591 >>714241128
>>714238587
burger king foot lettuce?
Anonymous No.714241128
>>714239591
maractus probably get weirded the fuck out by feet. like, what are the toes for? you really need two legs? can't you just hop everywhere?
Anonymous No.714241260 >>714242538
>>714224859
>erm it's actually γƒžγƒ©γ‚«γƒƒγƒ
Anonymous No.714242538
>>714241260
ken-sama fucking won you bitch
Anonymous No.714242956
Anonymous No.714244407 >>714244481
but where do I put me pee pee?
Anonymous No.714244481 >>714245372
>>714244407
she has a penis shaped body, what do you think?
Anonymous No.714245372
>>714244481
wait a minute, i'm gay???
Anonymous No.714246487
Anonymous No.714246597 >>714246947
*ahem*
pregnant Maractus
Anonymous No.714246947 >>714248015
>>714246597
rightfully so
Anonymous No.714248015 >>714263964
>>714246947
where did the egg come from?
Anonymous No.714250653 >>714250905
What came first, the maractus or the egg?
Anonymous No.714250905
>>714250653
I came first
Anonymous No.714251672
>>714174085 (OP)
nortubel tier pokemon
Anonymous No.714251704
Anonymous No.714253858
Anonymous No.714255882
Anonymous No.714258167 >>714258732
Anonymous No.714258618 >>714260310
>>714220319
I'm so bad at using this thing, but I'll give it another shot.
Anonymous No.714258732
>>714258167
top right looks really fucking cute
Anonymous No.714259074
>>714174085 (OP)
Cute when the angle switches to a closeup and it still has a >w< face as it's climbing
Anonymous No.714259349 >>714315020
>>714195271
That's why you boil them before you stick your penis in.
Anonymous No.714259426
>>714174085 (OP)
Question, how can I tell if my Maractus is male or female?
Anonymous No.714260310 >>714261371 >>714325968
>>714258618
There was an attempt.
Anonymous No.714260354 >>714264947
>>714220319
>undo/redo are greyed out and don't work
why?
Anonymous No.714261371 >>714263028
>>714260310
very cute and HOT
Anonymous No.714263028
>>714261371
it is mostly just cute
Anonymous No.714263452
Contributing with my own maracti for a bit
Anonymous No.714263507
Anonymous No.714263563
Anonymous No.714263695 >>714267504 >>714269958 >>714280350
>50/50 gender spread
how cactus can be boy
Anonymous No.714263853
Maractus was so good in Blaze Black 2, accupunture lets you boost throughout many fights and sweep if you find someone to setup into
Anonymous No.714263964
>>714248015
From me
Anonymous No.714264038 >>714266317
kill yourselves mentally ill trannies
Anonymous No.714264947
>>714260354
The File menu up top is just for the aesthetic, use the "Oops" button below
Anonymous No.714266317 >>714267258
>>714264038
What's wrong with liking cute Pokemons?
Anonymous No.714267258 >>714269040
>>714266317
You aren't allowed to like cute cacti. You need to be a miserable faggot
Anonymous No.714267504
>>714263695
how can gardevoir
Anonymous No.714267663 >>714280030
>>714198860
Was getting (you)s part of your plan?
Anonymous No.714269040
>>714267258
cute
Anonymous No.714269436 >>714269758
>>714174085 (OP)
why are the cutest pokΓ©mon also the ones that are the hottest
Anonymous No.714269758
>>714269436
How many nuts did you bust to maractus.?
Be honest with your estimate
Anonymous No.714269958
>>714263695
mafagtus lol
Anonymous No.714270101
my attempt
Anonymous No.714270530 >>714270568
Dog Pokemon are consistently the best Pokemon.

Houndstone. Arcanine. Mabosstiff. Stoutland who is underrated as fuck, holy shit Stoutland rules.
Anonymous No.714270568
>>714270530
Sir, we fuck cacti here.
Anonymous No.714270643
>>714174085 (OP)
MERASMUS MERASMUS MERASMUS
Anonymous No.714270705
>>714183964
RIP in peace
Anonymous No.714271334 >>714271373 >>714271526 >>714273284 >>714294285
>>714220319
I hope you guys like prickly pears.
Anonymous No.714271373
>>714271334
I'll try anything once
Anonymous No.714271526
>>714271334
Now I can't help but think about dragon fruit. Perhaps a male maractus little jimmy is shaped like one
Anonymous No.714273284
>>714271334
based
Anonymous No.714274858
bump
Anonymous No.714275318
Reminder that Maractus canonically died.
Anonymous No.714276327 >>714321351
Anonymous No.714276407 >>714276619 >>714276727 >>714276779
but why though
you wouldn't want your dick to be stabbed by needles
Anonymous No.714276619 >>714276926
>>714276407
It's got like 10 spikes across it's entire body anon, just don't bang your head against its forehead or the middle of its stalks.
Anonymous No.714276727 >>714278409
>>714276407
No, you misunderstand me. I want to turn into a Maractus.
Anonymous No.714276779
>>714276407
What needles? There's only a hand full of large yellows on the outside. There isn't any more then those
Anonymous No.714276926
>>714276619
The forehead spike makes kissing hard
Anonymous No.714276962
the needles you can't see are the most dangerous
Anonymous No.714278409 >>714278784 >>714278815
>>714276727
Anonymous No.714278434
>>714238560
sex
Anonymous No.714278784
>>714278409
there's only one legally binding document we sign around here
Anonymous No.714278815 >>714280370
>>714278409
it better be a male maractus none of that TGTF
Anonymous No.714278898
>>714238560
>cactus hairs but also freckles
dangerously based combination
Anonymous No.714280030
>>714267663
of course
Anonymous No.714280350
>>714263695
Maractus is one of those rare designs that are slightly feminine but still androgynous enough to work as a male. The hottest shit ever, in other words.
Anonymous No.714280370 >>714280473 >>714280769 >>714280778 >>714280840 >>714280929
>>714278815
Anonymous No.714280473
>>714280370
they look good as a maractus
Anonymous No.714280769 >>714282561
>>714280370
let's see my massive cactus dong
Anonymous No.714280778
>>714280370
Catch and sex with both
Anonymous No.714280840
>>714280370
anon reminds me of kris deltarune
Anonymous No.714280929 >>714280981 >>714281124
>>714280370
alright TFfag, now draw him turning back to normal
Anonymous No.714280981
>>714280929
NOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.714281124 >>714281259
>>714280929
This, except being inflated with water instead
Anonymous No.714281259
>>714281124
>Anon water inflation
um...why is my pp hard...
Anonymous No.714281889 >>714282562 >>714284525
why are tf fags allowd to exist?
Anonymous No.714282561 >>714282908 >>714286408
>>714280769
>He didn't read the contract
Anonymous No.714282562
>>714281889
just as God created the sky and land, he also made cockroaches and cancer, and in this case, transformation fetishists
Anonymous No.714282908 >>714283020 >>714288037
>>714282561
At least my ear petals should still be highly erotic
Anonymous No.714283020
>>714282908
You’ve got stigmas like you wouldn’t believe
Anonymous No.714284525 >>714284741 >>714284818 >>714284939 >>714285080
>>714281889
Because we live in a society.
Anonymous No.714284741 >>714297871
>>714284525
This society would be better if everyone was a maractus
Anonymous No.714284818
>>714284525
You don't have a choice
Anonymous No.714284939 >>714285272 >>714285360 >>714285426 >>714285552 >>714286745 >>714311996 >>714314793
>>714284525
Anonymous No.714285080 >>714286672
>>714284525
>no genitals
I'm cancelling the contract.
"b-but it says here you can't can-"
Illegal. I'm cancelling the contract.
Anonymous No.714285272
>>714284939
lol
Anonymous No.714285360 >>714285530 >>714286209
>>714284939
Should have given him glasses and a goatee.
Anonymous No.714285426
>>714284939
heh
Anonymous No.714285530 >>714285637 >>714286209
>>714285360
Anonymous No.714285552
>>714284939
I want to be pet by a maractus too
Anonymous No.714285637 >>714286209
>>714285530
I meant the TF guy being put into the trash as a jab at 99% of self-insert OCs having that configuration, but I appreciate the effort.
Anonymous No.714286046
Anonymous No.714286209 >>714286745
>>714285360
>>714285530
>>714285637
i would think it'd be a lot more obvious than what you actually meant
Anonymous No.714286408 >>714296785 >>714297975
>>714282561
Should be "Yes Genitals but only if it's you transforming into another Maractus' cock/pussy" desu
Anonymous No.714286672
>>714285080
Anonymous No.714286745 >>714286819
>>714284939

>>714286209
This is also true.
Anonymous No.714286819
>>714286745
One mans trash is another mans treasure right?
Anonymous No.714287101 >>714287224 >>714287229 >>714288024 >>714289290
Meanwhile...
Anonymous No.714287224
>>714287101
so round and sloshy....
Anonymous No.714287229 >>714287462
>>714287101
I hate how happy they both are
Anonymous No.714287314
>>714206639
no
Anonymous No.714287462 >>714287524
>>714287229
I'd be happier if the maractus were big enough to lay on like a cactus waterbed
Anonymous No.714287524
>>714287462
But then they might burst
Anonymous No.714287672
I wish maractus was good enough to use in the battle subway
Anonymous No.714288021
i wish i could take maractus to subway
Anonymous No.714288024 >>714288112
>>714287101
Anonymous No.714288037 >>714288161 >>714289052
>>714282908
Erotic or erogenous?
Maybe both?
Anonymous No.714288112
>>714288024
Oooooough...........
Anonymous No.714288161
>>714288037
would pollinate
Anonymous No.714288273 >>714288370
>inflating a creature that is itself covered in needles
How dumb can you people get?
Anonymous No.714288370
>>714288273
the needles point outwards, and the cactus fiber is very tough
Anonymous No.714288508 >>714288680 >>714321923 >>714322218
Anonymous No.714288680
>>714288508
MODS
Anonymous No.714288791 >>714288858
Anonymous No.714288858
>>714288791
bigger....
FATTER...
ROUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.714289052
>>714288037
These stamens are too provocative
Anonymous No.714289248 >>714289343
Anonymous No.714289290 >>714289483
>>714287101
I'm having too much fun with this.
Anonymous No.714289343 >>714289773
>>714289248
you're CIRCUMCISING them
i HATE you
Anonymous No.714289483 >>714289630
>>714289290
Reminds me of that Kirby game
Anonymous No.714289630
>>714289483
>maractus's dream bar
Sounds like fun.
Anonymous No.714289646 >>714289723 >>714289920
Anonymous No.714289723
>>714289646
Okay, I'm no longer a fan.
No boobs allowed on Maractus. Certainly no nipples, and no navel. Fix it.
Anonymous No.714289773
>>714289343
Anonymous No.714289920
>>714289646
mmmm chlorophyll titties mmmm
Anonymous No.714290113
Anonymous No.714290126 >>714290278 >>714290290 >>714290347
I curse thine thread.
Anonymous No.714290278
>>714290126
a bit doofy, but i can fuck with it.
Anonymous No.714290290 >>714290347 >>714290496
>>714290126
I reckon majority of people in this thread are vorefags
Anonymous No.714290347 >>714290431 >>714291551
>>714290126
This is the most cartoonish depiction of vore i've ever seen
>>714290290
I'm hugely into weight gain/inflation of all kinds but I am not into vore. It's a curse, I suppose
Anonymous No.714290431
>>714290347
I'm into inflation and maws but not vore. Life is suffering.
Anonymous No.714290484 >>714291113
I really want a living maractus suit to entrap me and keep me rooted to one spot with a stuck expression on its face.
Anonymous No.714290496
>>714290290
I only like vore if TF is involved; just like a lot of things really.
Anonymous No.714290537
Anonymous No.714290547 >>714290787 >>714298052
>Please let this be a normal Maractus thread
Anonymous No.714290668
Anonymous No.714290787
>>714290547
with /v/ - vidya? no way!
Anonymous No.714290973 >>714291180 >>714292198
anon... what the fuck is wrong with you?
Anonymous No.714291073 >>714291113 >>714291189 >>714291216 >>714291283 >>714291561 >>714291748 >>714291861 >>714293023
I want to draw maractus but idk what to draw, give me some ideas anons
Anonymous No.714291113
>>714291073
>>714290484
Anonymous No.714291180
>>714290973
I just want to roll a big cactus around
Anonymous No.714291189
>>714291073
Cool solar beam
Anonymous No.714291216
>>714291073
maractus walking, but using her ears as legs
Anonymous No.714291283 >>714294442
>>714291073
Draw a maractus reading this thread and responding appropriately
Anonymous No.714291551
>>714290347
>most cartoonish
It can get worse
Anonymous No.714291561 >>714307523
>>714291073
Loli maractus
Anonymous No.714291748
>>714291073
anon and maractus after sex (anon is covered in needles and bleeding)
Anonymous No.714291861 >>714294528
>>714291073
maractus + bubble wrap
Anonymous No.714292198
>>714290973
What isn't wrong with me is the better question.
Anonymous No.714293023
>>714291073
something just cute and normal please... these fetishfags are getting outts hand
Anonymous No.714294285
>>714271334
odd looking needle
Anonymous No.714294391 >>714294456
Alright a little more normal.
Anonymous No.714294442 >>714295531
Thank you for all the suggestions
>>714291283
"Omg! So many cute boys that like cacti!"
Anonymous No.714294456
>>714294391
so supportive! so cheerful!
Anonymous No.714294528 >>714294867 >>714295106
>>714291861
nta but I'm poaching this one
Anonymous No.714294579 >>714294649 >>714294714 >>714294967
yea, mods can delete this thread now.
Anonymous No.714294649
>>714294579
Actually Maractus is from a videogame
Anonymous No.714294714 >>714301829
>>714294579
Draw Maractus saying "Stop Killing Games" then they'll delete it
Anonymous No.714294867
>>714294528
cute
Anonymous No.714294967
>>714294579
Agreed, the bubblewrap popping is the final straw
Anonymous No.714295106 >>714295358
>>714294528
african kids could have popped those bubbles
Anonymous No.714295358
>>714295106
Thank goodness she got to them first!
Anonymous No.714295531
>>714294442
Cute, I want to be her
Anonymous No.714296210
Maractus hopes you've been enjoying your summer!
Anonymous No.714296785 >>714296919 >>714297016 >>714297202 >>714297209
>>714286408
why is it always Tits or Asses or Dicks with you body part TF freaks
Anonymous No.714296919
>>714296785
Take a wild guess anon.
Anonymous No.714297016 >>714297360 >>714298701
>>714296785
you want them to turn into an arm or something?
Anonymous No.714297202
>>714296785
because the crown king of BPTF is feet tf and maractus doesn't have those
Anonymous No.714297209
>>714296785
>why is sexual fetish thing related to sexual part of body
gee i wonder
Anonymous No.714297360 >>714297538
>>714297016
back of the knee, maybe
Anonymous No.714297538 >>714298243
>>714297360
maractus doesn't have legs
Anonymous No.714297551 >>714297806
What's wrong with Team Fortress? It was an ok game even if its sequel was more ingrained in internet culture.
Anonymous No.714297806 >>714297906 >>714298103
>>714297551
uh wrong thread?
there's not much wrong with it btw, but it looks too much like half life imo
Anonymous No.714297871
>>714284741
>This society would be better if everyone was a mexican-coded pokemon
Shalom
Anonymous No.714297906 >>714298887
>>714297806
TF
Anonymous No.714297917
>tfw she's just a worse Lilligant in game
Life can be so cruel...
Anonymous No.714297975
>>714286408
I volunteer!
Anonymous No.714297997
trash posters really ruin everything they touch
Anonymous No.714298052 >>714298192 >>714298505 >>714298681
>>714290547
What do you consider a normal maractus thread?
Anonymous No.714298103
>>714297806
You're right, this is a Titan Fall thread
Anonymous No.714298192 >>714298516 >>714306513
>>714298052
Normally people just talk about how cute the catcus is, maybe some light kingdom hearts discussion because of the mouth looks kind of like a heartless.
Anonymous No.714298243
>>714297538
She does in the good pics of her
Anonymous No.714298265 >>714298568
This is the only kind of cool transformation I'm into
Anonymous No.714298471
YEAH WELL IF TF IS SO GREAT WHY ISN'T THERE A TF 2?
Anonymous No.714298505 >>714298554
>>714298052
People post pictures of their Maractuses in-game and discuss their stats and the battles they have gone through.
Anonymous No.714298516 >>714298690 >>714299070
>>714298192
I've been a maractus fan for over 40 years and it's always been sex and fetish shit in these threads. The simpler a character is, the more degenerate its adult fans are.
Anonymous No.714298554
>>714298505
oh shit she's got timbs
Anonymous No.714298568 >>714302778
>>714298265
HENSHIN
Anonymous No.714298681
>>714298052
Normally people just repost inflation art, we don't get THIS much new art of it
Anonymous No.714298690
>>714298516
yeah I remember playing black and white in 1985
Anonymous No.714298701 >>714298784
>>714297016
you jest but I did see arm TF unironically (granted it was a SFW alt to a cock TF pic, but still)
Anonymous No.714298784
>>714298701
>SFW alt to a cock TF pic
Anonymous No.714298887
>>714297906
oh..... i feel retarded for not getting it
Anonymous No.714299041 >>714299462 >>714299515
>japanese name has mariachi in it
Where's the fanart with the sombreros and instruments?
Anonymous No.714299070
>>714298516
>I've been a maractus for over 40 years
Fixed that for you.
Anonymous No.714299462
>>714299041
there's lots of it, people just try to post the more niche shit given these threads are about eight regulars
Anonymous No.714299515
>>714299041
Anonymous No.714299747
does anyone have the gif of maractus's gen 6 sprite edited to have a full belly? been looking for that one for ages...
Anonymous No.714300029
Anonymous No.714300476
Anonymous No.714300735 >>714301491 >>714304818 >>714305114 >>714311050
These threads always make me want to play Pokemon for that Pokemon, but I know I'd probably get bored after like a couple hours before even getting to the desert area with Maractus
Anonymous No.714300892
Anonymous No.714301431
Maractus in disguise/ninja garb, but all the spikes are poking out.
Anonymous No.714301491 >>714301669 >>714302780
>>714300735
After 4chan /v/ makes 100 Maractus threads that reach bump limit a PokΓ©mon fangame where you play as a Maractus will come into existence.
Anonymous No.714301669 >>714302048
>>714301491
Censor that backpack this is a blue board.
Anonymous No.714301695
cute plant
Anonymous No.714301829 >>714302184
>>714294714
MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS
Anonymous No.714302048 >>714302780
>>714301669
just because exposure to the internet has made a randoseru more sexually charged than a playboy bunny outfit doesn't mean maractus shouldn't be able to carry her schoolbooks
Anonymous No.714302153 >>714302245 >>714302460 >>714302814
>Always TF or fatshit
I'm not degenerate enough for any of this
Anonymous No.714302184
>>714301829
MARACTUS NO MALDAVIUS WILL HEAR YOU
Anonymous No.714302245
>>714302153
We need go further, combine TF with fats
Anonymous No.714302460 >>714302586 >>714306616
>>714302153
Well, what's your degeneracy flavor, anon? Are you a sick fuck and like handholding?
Anonymous No.714302586 >>714302632 >>714302794 >>714311441 >>714315286
>>714302460
uhhh, I like thick thighs but Maractus doesn't really have any legs so
Anonymous No.714302632
>>714302586
you're a fool
the entire area below her torso is one big thigh
Anonymous No.714302778 >>714302871 >>714308984
>>714220319
>>714298568
Because of all this talk about transformation
Anonymous No.714302780 >>714303192
>>714301491
>>714302048
Anonymous No.714302794 >>714302939
>>714302586
Would you be interested in a Maractus with a wide bottom and not too much fat?
Anonymous No.714302814
>>714302153
i am sorry anon perhaps you will like my wholesome chungus maractus
Anonymous No.714302871 >>714308984
>>714220319
>>714302778
Anonymous No.714302939
>>714302794
that's fine.
Anonymous No.714303192
>>714302780
ugugu im boutta blast!!
Anonymous No.714303384
I just posted the https://wigglypaint.net thing here after I found it somewhere and it's cool that the whole thread jumped onto it. Very fun.
Anonymous No.714303386 >>714303562
Anonymous No.714303562
>>714303386
its a great site. and the cactus is cute. great match
Anonymous No.714303949 >>714308984
>>714220319
Anonymous No.714304818
>>714300735
Play a romhack of a better pokemon game with newer mons in it like Radical Red or Emerald Rogue EX
Anonymous No.714305114
>>714300735
I don't even play video games much anymore. I just draw inflation art of the characters from the games I did like.
Anonymous No.714305853 >>714306297 >>714306489 >>714310563
>nearly 400 posts
How did that happen?
Anonymous No.714306118
>cactus wife
>actually cute
Heh
What will those crazy nips think of next
Anonymous No.714306297
>>714305853
Cute Cactus is cute. Simple as.
Anonymous No.714306328 >>714307136
>single stage sub 500 bst shitmon
what was gamefreak thinking
Anonymous No.714306343
>>714220319
Anonymous No.714306489
>>714305853
a deadly autistic combo of maractusfags, fetishfags, and shitpostfags all gathered in one thread
Anonymous No.714306513
>>714298192
I really love cactuses and succulents IRLI live in the desert so they're everywhere and along as their outside they basically usually take care of themselves, I have a neighbor who's entire rightside of their yard is just a thick mass of overgrown succulents, also prickly pears taste really good
And only really nice have cacti pokemon have really clicked in my head, next time I play cobblemon I should look into making a cacti team, they are neat, also the spines on cactuses are very flammable but the cactuses itself is rather flame retardant, so if you looking to eating cacti giving them a scorching and then scrubbing should make thing rather easy for preparation for eating usually.
Anonymous No.714306616
>>714302460
>implying her hands aren't cute as fuck
Anonymous No.714306839
>>714206639
It's a bad translation. It means "don't post this art as if you made it".
Anonymous No.714307136 >>714307353
>>714306328
could be worse
Anonymous No.714307235
Maractus a fucking cute. Real cacti can be major assholes though.
Anonymous No.714307353 >>714307805 >>714307826
>>714307136
man wtf where are the spinda threads man
Anonymous No.714307523 >>714308415 >>714308765 >>714309583 >>714311585 >>714312064
>>714291561
My time has come.
Anonymous No.714307805 >>714308305
>>714307353
You're right where are the chubby spindas?
Anonymous No.714307826 >>714308039
>>714307353
be the change you want to see in the world
also I'm 90% sure the threads are essentially the same people
Anonymous No.714308039
>>714307826
my nigga
Anonymous No.714308305 >>714309397
>>714307805
I have a Spinda, but I didn't draw her chubby.
Anonymous No.714308415
>>714307523
Cute and spiky
Anonymous No.714308765
>>714307523
Bratty Maractus, correction needed
Anonymous No.714308984
>>714302778
>>714302871
I'm hearing the awesome, cheesy rock in my head right now!

>>714303949
Extremely cute!
Anonymous No.714309397
>>714308305
10/10 would drink
Anonymous No.714309583
>>714307523
Amazing
Anonymous No.714310563
>>714305853
Degeneracy and oc
Anonymous No.714311050 >>714311194 >>714315479
>>714300735
doesn't maractus suck gameplay-wise anyways
Anonymous No.714311194
>>714311050
she sok me gud
Anonymous No.714311275 >>714314039
why is she so cute bros

i don't even wanna sexo her i just wanna hug and pet her and call her an adorable little princess and tell her that her petals are beautiful
Anonymous No.714311441 >>714311796 >>714319091
>>714302586
draw the things you wanna see, if you want maractus with thick thighs then make it so
Anonymous No.714311585
>>714307523
Damn brat, deserves waterhose correction
Anonymous No.714311676
Stop teasing me with what reality won't allow me to have.
Anonymous No.714311796 >>714311950 >>714312285
>>714311441
But how do i draw anon?
Anonymous No.714311950 >>714312428
>>714311796
with your mind and hands (and a tablet pen or mouse)
Anonymous No.714311996
>>714284939
based
Anonymous No.714312064
>>714307523
Anonymous No.714312285 >>714312850
>>714311796
Don't listen to him. A real artist draws on paper with hard and cold graphite pencils
Anonymous No.714312428 >>714312553 >>714312784
>>714311950
okay i did it heres ur maractus bro
Anonymous No.714312553 >>714312668
>>714312428
didn't you want it with thick thighs
Anonymous No.714312668
>>714312553
no however im not opposed to thighs if drawn by someone with craftsmanship
Anonymous No.714312784
>>714312428
me when the weed brownie was actually dandelions and crabgrass
Anonymous No.714312850 >>714313008
>>714312285
you can do both, the canvas and the medium you wish to use to impose the image you want upon said canvas can be anything. just draw maractus with your blood on the concrete wall bro
Anonymous No.714313008 >>714313291
>>714312850
Maractus caveman style? The novelty would be great
Anonymous No.714313291 >>714313535
>>714313008
grug fug spiky plant, make grug good feel down
Anonymous No.714313535 >>714314132
>>714313291
grug wake up next sun as spiky plant too, grug feel like dancing
Anonymous No.714314039
>>714311275
a rose in the desert
Anonymous No.714314132 >>714314820
>>714313535
I am going to hunt you down and delete your entire existence along with the rest of your bloodline, teamfortressfag
Anonymous No.714314536
i love maractus
Anonymous No.714314793
>>714284939
Absolutely based, tf fags are rarer but just as annoying as fatfags
Anonymous No.714314820
>>714314132
Anonymous No.714314869 >>714315123
Grug posting made me want to doodle cave maractus.
Sadly I have no cave wall as a canvas
Anonymous No.714315020
>>714259349
What fluid do you boil them in?
Anonymous No.714315123
>>714314869
>paradox maractus
Anonymous No.714315147 >>714315353
Would you smooch a cactus?
Anonymous No.714315286 >>714315373
>>714302586
just pretend there's some big meaty thighs under there bro, like a it's really long skirt or something
Anonymous No.714315353
>>714315147
what would it taste like
Anonymous No.714315373
>>714315286
i like the way you think anon
Anonymous No.714315431 >>714315585 >>714315715 >>714315921 >>714317012
fuck
Anonymous No.714315479
>>714311050
Competitively I'm sure she's crap, but any Pokemon can be useful just playing the story/in game modes.
Anonymous No.714315585
>>714315431
dragonite chads can't stop winning
Anonymous No.714315715
>>714315431
>taking real-life advice from a bot
There's no hope for you anon
Anonymous No.714315852 >>714316278
THE DANCING CACTUS CAN'T EVEN LEARN TEETER DANCE OR QUIVER DANCE, WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK
Anonymous No.714315921 >>714316151
>>714315431
I will find a way
Anonymous No.714316151 >>714316434
>>714315921
>fatman hugs a maractus
>blows up after maractus accidentally pierces a bomb hidden in one of his pockets
Anonymous No.714316278
>>714315852
At least she is shaking it for a rain dance
Anonymous No.714316434 >>714316637
>>714316151
now that's what I call a seed bomb
Anonymous No.714316637
>>714316434
Anonymous No.714317012 >>714317241
>>714315431
>all the good nvidia silicon is automatically running inference on every inane thing typed into google
>google image search is literally non-functional and has been for years
Anonymous No.714317241
>>714317012
This webm is offensive
Anonymous No.714317410 >>714317478 >>714317539 >>714317691 >>714318484
Anonymous No.714317478 >>714318484
>>714317410
Maractus sucks it up through its roots
Anonymous No.714317539
>>714317410
why is maractus playing terraria
Anonymous No.714317691
>>714317410
Clean it up janny
Anonymous No.714318484
>>714317410
I wanna help her!
But >>714317478 is also right, she probably wants to pour the water all over herself.
Get herself all glistening with moisture.
Anonymous No.714319091 >>714319240 >>714320562 >>714320702 >>714320859
>>714311441
I don't even want to see Maractus with thick thighs though. Just a bit plump. A bit.
Anonymous No.714319240
>>714319091
This maractus looks fresh
Anonymous No.714320562
>>714319091
Nice
Anonymous No.714320702 >>714324148
>>714319091
now where's maractus 1 and 2
Anonymous No.714320859
>>714319091
squish that belly
Anonymous No.714321351
>>714276327
ew it's pooping
Anonymous No.714321923
>>714288508
You wouldn't dare
Anonymous No.714322218
>>714288508
You wouldn't...
Anonymous No.714323124
>>714198860
Would it hurt if I took off the glochids ?
Anonymous No.714323934 >>714324051 >>714324057
don't open
Anonymous No.714324001
>>714174085 (OP)
has storm drain
better then that fucking slug
I love this little guy most likely part of the best team I've ever made on niggermon
Anonymous No.714324051
>>714323934
>legs

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.714324057
>>714323934
o fuk
Anonymous No.714324148 >>714324328
>>714320702
2 is >>714228258
1 is bad and old
Anonymous No.714324328 >>714324403
>>714324148
now go all the way up to maractus100
Anonymous No.714324403 >>714324804
>>714324328
I would have to draw more and I'm lazy and depressed.
Anonymous No.714324406
best thread on /v/
Anonymous No.714324521 >>714324732 >>714324874
You have a Maractus as a pet

What do you do together?
Anonymous No.714324732
>>714324521
The hose.
Anonymous No.714324804
>>714324403
you could be lazy and depressed or you could be lazy and depressed with 100 maractus images. the latter is better than the former
Anonymous No.714324874
>>714324521
Dancing in the rain.
Basking in the sun.
Snuggle in the night.
Anonymous No.714325132
Cactus... cuddles...
Anonymous No.714325968 >>714326101 >>714328625
>>714260310
Decided to redraw it before the thread hits bump limit. Was going to do another post TF thing but decided against it.
Anonymous No.714326101
>>714325968
blessed be thy drawfag

I love your stuff
Anonymous No.714326290
some fresh oc before maractus is kill
Anonymous No.714326682 >>714327053
>bunny shaped cactus

I suddenly realized why Maractus threads are so popular on /v/
Anonymous No.714326791 >>714326885 >>714328225
Anonymous No.714326885
>>714326791
:)
Anonymous No.714327053
>>714326682
bunny-like with a silly accessory (flower)
Anonymous No.714327335 >>714327443 >>714327607 >>714327890
Good thread, see you next time.
Anonymous No.714327443
>>714327335
Anonymous No.714327607 >>714327682
>>714327335
aw yiss, that's the stuff this was a great thread
Anonymous No.714327682 >>714327829 >>714327890
>>714327607
*bwompf*
Anonymous No.714327829
>>714327682
holy shit, what a blub of a cacti
Anonymous No.714327890
>>714327335
>>714327682
Great
Anonymous No.714327926 >>714327973 >>714328168 >>714328214
Hug the fat Maractus on the way out
Anonymous No.714327973
>>714327926
>Didn't export it correctly
Anon...
Anonymous No.714327990
>>714214105
I'll attempt at making this a reality anon, if you're still here. Might be a little since I'm not the fastest artist but keep an eye on tdm/poke threads if we 404 here
Anonymous No.714328048 >>714328261
o⁕o o⁕o
<\_/ ^ \_/>
(w)
/ /( )\ \
O( )O
β—Ώ v β—Ί
Anonymous No.714328168
>>714327926
HUGS!!!!
Anonymous No.714328214
>>714327926
Looks like one of those wobble toys
Anonymous No.714328225 >>714328296 >>714328392 >>714328469
>>714326791
Anonymous No.714328261
>>714328048
wsg cannot triforce
Anonymous No.714328271
M-A-R-A-C-T-U-Z
dammit
Anonymous No.714328296 >>714328469
>>714328225
Maractus no

You are a Maractus

Go find a hunky male Maractus

You do not look like you fuck human men you are meant for pets and praise and hugs
Anonymous No.714328392
>>714328225
4 COLORS
yes please
Anonymous No.714328424
Anonymous No.714328469 >>714328572
>>714328225
Forgor one piece of yellow.

>>714328296
Maractus never explicitly said sex time with a human
Anonymous No.714328572
>>714328469
Anonymous No.714328625
>>714325968
sublime