Thread 714183932

It is Tuesday, so we will have an on topic, board appropriate, non-rule breaking thread about the video game character Tails.

>>714183932 (OP)
Fuck Tails

>>714183932 (OP)
3Danon posted this yesterday https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/permanently-p-ballooned-tails-3754a9fc066a4924980877c3b0eb7d4e

>>714184245
Well yes, most of us want to.

>>714184249
I hate him for making it and you for posting it.

I posted a GREAT picture yesterday but it wouldn't work here.

>>714184376
What a slut.

>>714184641
Do it anyway

>>714183932 (OP)
tail is a pussy

>>714187004
He's a manly man.

>>714183932 (OP)
Pedo thread.

>>714188414
He's an adult.

>>714187561
about as manly as a barbie doll

Stop trolling start posting Tails that I can use as reaction pics

>>714183932 (OP)
I wanna fuck tails until he cums all over his tummy, then help him rinse and brush the cum off his fur

>>714184249
>a P-Balloon living inside his belly
Based and Dobsonpilled

>>714189746
I hate you.

>>714189006
I'm sorry that it's an AI image.

Not for the actual content of what I cropped out.

>that animation of tails fucking your face
God I bet shota fox penis tastes so good

The things I would do to Tails...
I'm straight

>>714184641
POST IT

>>714191849
>>714191663 is the worksafe part of it.

sex with tails

>>714183932 (OP)
I dreamt of playing Tails in Crossworlds the other day

>>714191962
Link the full version you tease

>>714192003
>semen string between his thumb and finger
lewd

>

i hate that they made tails the "tech kid" or the "technobabble character"

>>714192650
That just makes him cuter, what are you talking about?

Tails working at McDonald's

>>714192650
Why? What good was he before?

>>714192719
it makes him annoying, he never shuts up and its fucking usless
ironically the superstars ending does a better job at what tails' character should be than SEGA ever has
>steals the egg mobile and gets every character out before the death egg collapses

him stealing eggman's toys would make sense, what doesn't make sense is that the 8 year old is making doodads and explaining what virtual reality is

>>714192803
I WANNA PUT LOVE IN TAILS

>>714192032
Sonicfags and Tailspedos already have a bad enough reputation. I'd rather not drum up even more bad press.

>>714192864
Embarrassed Tails holding a fleshlight behind his back

>>714192803
>tfw no tails at my local mcd's to put extra love in my order
truly the demiurge has created a realm of suffering

>>714192956
FUCK YOU NIGGER POST IT NOW

>>714192803
tails would never stoop so low. he'd sooner couch surf than become work a soul-crushing fast-food job

So like
Tails was made with the intent of being Sonic's bottom, right?

>>714192956
>I'd rather not drum up even more bad press
There are no journos lurking in this thread you retard

>>714192963
You know he's got some freaky sex toys.

>>714193081
tails works three part time jobs to finance his project planes
then he quits them without notice and fucks off for a year

>>714193081
His genius is a double edged sword. His brain is too active and it makes him miserable. He willingly gave up engineering and started doing menial work like burger flipping to numb the pain and quiet his torturous inner monologue.

>>714193195
why is tails blushing and why does he have 3 tai-

>>714193195
Marimo Tails...

>>714193195
>>714192864
>>714192803
>see Tails
>immediately think "lil bro whom you'd go on adventures with"
>teach him how to drive, get girls, tease
meanwhile in the modern Internet
>see lil bro character
>immediately flooded with people wanting to fuck/feminize him

is it porn? is it prolonged internet access? is it an inherent trait of the sonic autism?

>>714193698
>Teach him how to drive
way to expose yourself secondary.

>>714193698
>immediately think "lil bro whom you'd go on adventures with"
>teach him how to drive, get girls, tease
That BUT ALSO wanting to fuck him. We're not so different, you and I.

>>714193698
Anon, Tails was always coded to be sexually submissive and receptive.
The fact you were 7 and didn't know to read this doesn't change the truth.

>>714193078
>>714193123
FINE, but I know no good can come of this and I'm only trying to do the honorable thing after opening Pandora's box in the first place.

The sole solace I can take is knowing you were insistent and didn't let it go. So you can't get too angry at me without knowing it was in some way your own fault.

https://inkbunny.net/s/3638870

>>714191720
Just imagine that thick, fatty foreskin stretched over his quivering cockhead, trembling and leaking precum excitedly as it moves closer to your mouth

>>714194391
:/

>>714193698
All it takes is one goon session on e621 when you are young. Once you find out the world of drawn porn and the infinite possibilities you now have at hand, nothing, i repeat, nothing is off-limits.

I don't think there's a single franchise i enjoyed as a child without at least one character i've masturbated to. I used to feel somewhat guilty over this but nowadays, i don't really give a fuck. Just gotta be careful not to hurt your skin down there with too much masturbation.

>>714194357
>be sexually submissive and receptive

I actually think this is why I have weird thoughts about movie Sonic.

He puts up a big front but all that pent up loneliness would make him someone who has a strong desire to please so long as you and he stay friends.

>>714194696
>Just gotta be careful not to hurt your skin down there with too much masturbation.
You know, my daddy taught me how to not rip the skin, by using someone else's mouth

>>714194908
Rouge enjoys fucking Tails in the ass.

Pinning Tails down and spitting in his mouth

>>714195163
This would definitely be better, but unfortunately, i am much too lazy to try to find a volunteer.

Movie Sonic feels like the sort of prankster who would teach Tails a cuss word without properly explaining it then watch as he uses it in front of adults just so he can laugh at their reaction.

>>714194391
You could've given an indication of what it actually was you shithead

>>714196021
Movie Tails is too smart to fall for that. Knuckles totally would though.

>>714194527
I wanna do a few licks first and then ooen my mouth and have him jam it in :3

>>714196235
Tails is portrayed as more book smart in the movie series rather than wise. He seems somewhat naive and kid-like when it comes to his relationship with Sonic and Sonic himself is considerably more immature than the mainstream Sonic. That combination could make it easy to see him mislead Tails in a harmless way.

>>714183932 (OP)
love him so much

>>714193120
yes

>>714194357
>coded
literal pedo and tranny (same thing i know) dogwhistle
>sexually submissive and receptive
the only thing i'll celebrate once mandatory ID for accessing the Internet becomes a thing is seeing how every porn riddled retard is either a tranny or brown

>>714196741
>once mandatory ID for accessing the Internet becomes a thing
Euros are so eternally cucked it boggles the mind

>>714196741
Can't ever imagine being a mindbroken slave like you, thank god I live in a free country where I can love Tails with no repercussions like God intended

>>714198187
So strange that people don't want to enjoy the cutest things ever.

>>714197874
>Euros are so eternally cucked it boggles the mind
nta but this is a thing in certain us states right now sadly. It'll probably end up getting removed in like 3 years.

>>714196741
We hate trannies here and Tails hates trannies too. Don't group us with them.

>>714198187
tails already belongs to a space plant. he will never love you

>>714199086
That bitch is dead. Tails is a widow in need of comfort

>>714199086
not canon

>>714199559
it's implied she's going to sprout and grow a new body. it's only a matter of time

>>714199058
I feel like Tails only would dislike (he hates nobody) them because he tried to invent tech for them that would make transitioning easier and they got mad at him for some reason.

>>714196741
>oi
>you got a loicense for that there pornography?
Do britbongs really?

>>714199859
Oops, looks like Tails is all mine now >:)