Thread 714183995

https://x.com/playstation/status/1940032648828817553
SONY WON
SONY FUCKING WON
BUY A PS5
BUY A PS5 PRO

Lisa, she smells like gasoline.

>>714183995 (OP)
I'm guessing this is gacha slop?

>>714184118

kek

>>714183995 (OP)
wtf

>>714183995 (OP)
lisa exclusive remake...?

>press play
of course, its sony after all

>>714183995 (OP)
whats lisa?

boutiful lisa cunny

>>714184308
Is this spelunky?

>>714184796

Bingo

>>714184657
arguably the most beautiful woman on earth currently

>>714183995 (OP)
I don't know who she is

>>714183995 (OP)
hey guys, sony is collabing with lisa haha very fun and /v/ related

anyway, can you guys give a listen to lisa's younger sister group - babymonster? they got a new song few hours ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn8mQqz2xmM

thanks

>>714183995 (OP)
They should've killed her off instead of Marge

>>714183995 (OP)
Didn't Snoy use Travis Scott to market Playstation like last year? What happened to that?

PlayStation needs Marathon to succeed so badly that they hired a Kpop star to promote it alongside Tekken 8 with a target audience of zoomettes.

MONSTER UPDATE WHEN!?

SIE is doing everything except making games.

>>714183995 (OP)
Perfect excuse to promote stellar blade and they fumbled it, this is proof the Jew suits are mad the game performed well

>>714185230
when is this gook plastic pop shit gonna collapse? just how many of these retarded bands can you have?

>>714185271
>marge is dead
WHAT

>>714185289
Genuine Snoy death

>thai rapper

Uh… gaming bros? Are we gonna be playing a game soon or?

>>714185289
and out of 4 blackedstinks they hired the only one that flopped and laughed at kek

Lisa it's your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa

>>714185289
I can't really tell if this is a joke or not, they actually put Marathon in half the trailer, what the fuck was this promotion. Are they that desperate?

>>714185230
You seriously need to end it

>>714185369
What? You didn't see any of the 100 clickbait articles stating that she died? In a non-canon flash forward scene

>>714185289
>zoomettes
More like sweaty fat Korean and Latino men kek

>>714183995 (OP)
Lisa the paintful?

>>714185380
>thai
So I'm looking at a ladyboy?

>>714185289
The Concord trilogy will be completed

>>714185360
The girls age out and move on to acting/modelling/marriage in like 4-6 years, so a lot.

>>714185289
What happened to Travis Scott? Why change to mumblerap to kpop?

>>714183995 (OP)
Lisa who? And why should I care?

>>714185062
This>>714185230 is your most beautiful woman? Best be trolling nigger. She's not even YOUNG.

Brad bros??? WE WON

>>714186007
...the died a cuck award.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ir_BfmKEe4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm4VVnJBjx8

in case you guys missed it, we're getting more and more kpop collabs, pretty cool huh?

>>714185948
misquoty? that's not lisa, that's rora

>>714185848
She sings the original SAO and demon slayer openings. She used to be everywhere 10 years ago.

>>714185302
why would a music tech company make games?

>>714183995 (OP)
>Sony collabs with a semi-niche RPGMaker game
Was Lisa really that popular?

>>714185767
Good luck to any unfortunate cuckolds who marry those glorified fuckholes. From what I learn about Korean idol industry it's very normal for girls there to start getting their body count with the boys in their industry as soon as 14. By 28 their holes are most likely so thoroughly explored and expanded to be the size of Tarrasque, unless they went to repairing procedure. I heard koreans are big on cosmetics and fake shit like that.

>>714186284
I stand corrected. Hag.

>>714183995 (OP)
DENTAL PLAN
LISA NEEDS BRACES
PS5 NEEDS GAME

>>714186432
Korea has a genuine rape culture, not being like lib feminist here, they actually have a very big child rape culture. Terrible country.

>>714185767
irene is pushing 40 and still singing with her bestie (also old) lol

>>714186334
Wrong Lisa dipshit.

so.. it's not lisa simpson or the indie game?

>>714185289
There's literally nothing they can do to save it at this point, they could pay people 100$ to play it and it would still flop

>>714186521
rora? a hag? a-anon...

>>714186606
It's not rape if you consent. Claiming it was raped afterwards because you have used goods status doesn't make it rape anon. And frankly, those girls whore themselves out on their own to the handsome faces and bigwig hoping to get big.

>>714186334
Kek Sony should get this Lisa as the ambassador.

I've never a met an actually white person who listens to kpop

>>714183995 (OP)
huh?

>>714186796
Any woman past 25 is hag. You're probably a hag lover.

>>714183995 (OP)
DENTAL PLAN

>>714186875
hello

>>714186875
I've met one

she's okay, nice, but way too happy

>>714186875
kpop is one of the most terribad music I've ever had the misfortune to hear on this planet. It's full of generic and garbage lyrics and slow tempo that could easily put a hurricane to sleep selling itself mostly on the looks of the singers and dancers. Like seriously nobody would give it any fuck if the people on it were ugly whales.

>>714183995 (OP)
Holy shit Dingaling won

>>714186875
One of my sisters is an unironic koreaboo

>>714186875
I'm white and have never listened to Kpop willingly outside of Stellar Blade but my ex was also white and she listened to Black Pink and watched Kdramas. I'd say it's common among white girls, white guys I don't really think it's that common. White male dudes that I know think it's really faggy, I don't mind it and even liked the Stellar Blade Kpopy stuff but I wouldn't go out of my way to listen to it. It's very bubble gum.

Who is more mentally retarded, kpopfags or gachafags?

Sony showing that they will do literally anything EXCEPT MAKE VIDEO GAMES

>>714186913
b-but anon... google is free...

>>714187373
Kpop fags because 3dpd, gacha fags should kys but at least they aren't simping for celebs and whores.

>>714185230
i clicked on this thread thinking it was about the lisa the painful line of games and i'm thoroughly disappointed.

>>714187367
>White male dudes that I know think it's really faggy
well yeah, most are hiding their power levels around normalroaches (You) hello??

>>714185380
>1997
>28 Years
What the fuck?

>>714187373
Nobodies more retarded than gachafags. If I was going into anaphylactic shock and needed someone to epipen me, and in the room was some dude playing genshin on his phone or a negro with downs eating wallpaper paste, I wouldn't even hesitate.

>>714183995 (OP)
who

>>714187373
kpop fans, they're simping for bitches who have been fucked by daily by rich CEOs

>>714187239
you never listened to it

>>714185360
it's literally funded by the korean government/CIA as an item of cultural imperialism

>>714183995 (OP)
Who or what is Lisa?

>>714186172
Look just because he took a lot of drugs, became a mutant, and killed all of his party members to protect a daughter who did not respect him does NOT mean hes a cuck ok

>>714187974
kpoop faggots disgust me

>>714187482
>kpop trannies only watch and rewatch youtube clips and keep posting pictures of their favorite idols
>gacha trannies SPEND money on animated .gif but also post pictures all day

>>714183995 (OP)
Reminder that Lisa is a ladyboy.

>>714186432
It's korea bro, nothing is getting expanded there, if you know what i mean.

>>714185360
>when is this gook plastic pop shit gonna collapse?
20 years or so, Kim Jong already won the war, he just has to wait.

>>714187974
My sister is like this but, she has severe autism.

>>714187802
ok... and? my government funds muzziejeet immigrants and your government funds pride parades

I'll take Korean government any day of the week

>>714186893
would

>>714185289
insane how whenever nintendo does something embarrassing, microsoft and sony are always right behind to try and one-up them

>>714188317
This wasn't an april fools video?

>kpop trash
Couldn't care less

All Lisa has to do is say "pre order Marathon now!" and Bungie will be saved

>>714185360
With their negative birthrate, not for long since there won't be enough girls to become idols to begin with.

>>714188392
>astroturf and government running psyops on its own people is cool as long as it's pale milky girls who look ambiguously 20
I'd ask if you genuinely believe what you're saying but I'm afraid I already know the answer

>>714188317
that's a german channel that says WW3 will be fought over who will get the most african migrants lol

I don't trust what they say, especially when they try to gaslight korea and japan into accepting more migrants lol

>>714188531
maybe this wasn't a waste of money after all
they won't play the game, but they'll buy the game

Shouldve gotten real idol gamers

>>714188456
Not really, gooks could start having 5 kids per couple right now and still wouldn't solve the inevitable collapse of the SK goverment.
>>714188694
Keep coping, SK will probably have to pull a Canada and import gorillions of pajeets.

>>714188948
this asian dude is real cute

>>714188962
shoo schlomo

>>714183995 (OP)
and that explain why Nintendo is winning hard lmao

>>714189216
Get ready for kpoop but with jeet girls and hindi lyrics.

>>714189225
Nintendo/Pokémon had a collab with twice

>>714183995 (OP)
>Lisa
>only one of the most common names on the face of the earth
great job picking out a stage name, gook slut

>>714189052
Yea hes cute

>>714183995 (OP)
Lame cringe attempt to get that Kpop idol success story, they've made lots of products sell out but this is pretty desperate for Sony. Surprised to see Marathon there though, maybe they couldn't remove it because they don't have enough games to show or it was made before all the Bungie theft came out

>>714189367
thanks for proving my point.

>>714189796
twice sucks bro

>>714183995 (OP)
i don't get it
like, are they trying to become some sort of lifestyle brand or something?
what the fuck

literally who

>>714183995 (OP)
>Lisa

>>714185360
It already did, K-pop videos can’t even hit 100 millions views anymore.

>>714184657
Either a Japanese music artist or a South Korean music artist, there's several of them out there. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aPOj0ERTEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3pEpQw2apU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbcGx4MGUMg

>>714187765
I have unfortunately. Everywhere in this blasted shithole country keep playing it nonstop especially in department store.

>>714187974
Ok, sell me on the appeal of this slant-eyed chinese.

>>714187417
Why are her eyes so...slanted?

>>714190472
uh he likes kpop or the gook girls?

>>714183995 (OP)
>kpoop
l m a o

>>714184118
She is my sister, her birthday, i missed-a

>>714188531
What is this? Viewbotting?

>>714186875
I've met 3 people in my life that listen to k-pop.
One filipino.
One Mexican.
One half black mutt.

>>714183995 (OP)
>it's kpoop
fuck outta here

>>714190649
why are you racist?

>>714184574
This is what I thought of

How do I cope with knowing I'll never bang a 10/10

>>714185302
>No no nono no why is the marketing team marketing playstation.

>>714185948
Total Pedo Death

>>714183995 (OP)
Lisa who?

>>714191631
Don't be ridiculous. A 28 is not 10/10. Have some self respect.

>>714184308
How the fuck did that thing get inside the house? And not just that, they then somehow moved it to the basement.

>>714192564
Try me officer. I'm on my way to rape your little girl right about now.

>>714185380
shes dating some rich jew dweeb

can I get a lisa GF if I fly to SEA, SEAbros? How' it lookin'

>>714185230
This made me want to kill myself.

USA USA USA

>>714183995 (OP)
Who is that bitch and why should anyone care?

>>714194665
SEA right now is full of expats thinking to get easy pussies but instead ending up with boipucci. Although once in a while someone struck gold and managed to molest lots of gullible underaged sluts, like that teacher luke.

janny I'm on topic
not my fault this entire medium now collabs with my genre

>>714190278
https://www.youtube.com/@BABYMONSTER/videos
sort by popular

all one new group
all in a year
all over 100 millions views - main tracks being 300/200

>>714183995 (OP)
Lisa needs braces.

>>714183995 (OP)
>Snoy needs some kpop singer to shill their console now
How mighty have fallen

Wait is this VR2 related? Maybe it will be cool

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

who is lisa?

>>714198368
this cutie

>>714183995 (OP)
Not even kpoopfags want to buy $700 console. 99% of them don't even touch any single video games in their entire life.

which lisa specifically?

>>714184308
this pot thing reminded me about something, but it wasn't the game I was thinking about.
But here is the game I was thinking about

Lmao

Who is Lisa

Seriously, i dont fucking know this no name company and nobody wanted him except the n*ggers and the k*kes from Sony Corp

When a cultural marxism and a greedy ch*nk corporation are trying to make a hype with nothing, it's not very a good thing

THE RAPED (plural)

>>714187373
Being weak to gambling is a basic human flaw, there is no excuse for the kpop retardation.

>>714188948
>mouth implies strong emotion
>rest of the face remains completely still
plastic hate

>>714187195
It's amazing how every single kpop singer who moves to the west immediately turns into a slut
Like they never show anything other than some legs but as soon as they start singing in English and touring the US boom, ass on display everyday

>>714183995 (OP)
I don't like really like kpoop (and hate kpoop trannoids with passion) but of all the female creatures in that industry she is one of the nicest looking overall.

>>714204632
she's primarily a dancer in her group
she couldn't solo any other way

>>714187195
mhmmmm cum

>>714198368
She's the one that does all those anime openings for Demon Slayer.

Who?

>>714183995 (OP)
wtf are you doing playstation? why are you getting beautiful women to sell your products? stick to your trannies and die for fucks sake.

I thought there was a new Lisa game somehow funded by Sony and was very confused
but it's just chinkgook advertisements for gay retards

>>714186340
The product is called PlayStation

not sure what I was expecting unmuting this

>>714186340
*movie company

>>714183995 (OP)
>Lisa
>not LiSA

>>714196869
jeet/sea farms.

>>714198368
>mikan with a choker
Unf