Remember to feed your umas
Should I save the tickets I get today for the banner tomorrow? How does this work exactly
If Deep Impact's owner ever changes his mind about letting them be in the game, I hope they are Tachyon tier intimidating.
>>714186176 (OP)I only pay attention for the round horse tums.
>beat her career
>get c+ due to barely scraping by for the latter races
>try the career again
>get overall far better results but completely fall off at the last race before the championships
Why
>>714186892such is the life of training horse girls
Why is nip gacha more soulful than all the mohyoslop which has higher budget?
Is there any way of knowing what specific skill I'll get from a training event, or does it pick from the support card randomly?
Tell me about Haru Urara. Why does she get people emotional
How do I train Gold Ship? Trying to get the spring Tenna Sho mission done
>>714191505Spam Power and Stamina, add some speed and int, ditch guts
>>714186892Special Weekend bros...
I've gotten bored of this menu game already, I can't lie
How the fuck do people play games like this daily for years?
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>>714191490you failed her
>>714191490Famous horse that ran well over a hundred races yet never won a single one. A symbol of never giving up, that even a loser can be loved by the public. That the courage to continue even in the face of a lack of talent, a lack of skill and a lack of any real chance for victory is still worth having. She was never going to make it, but she ran anyway like so many of us do. As a horse girl, one wants to see her win even more so.
>>714192336I love the anime so it's a fun motivator to get hands-on and train Umas myself + getting to know the Umas with less screentime.
I can't guess what's the POV of someone just going head-first into the game.
How is URA event decided?
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>>714194209>>714194152>>714194043sexualizing dojin work of uma musume is against cygames terms of service idiot
read this
https://umamusume.jp/derivativework_guidelines/
>>714194305That's a lot of speed bonds.
>>714186176 (OP)Remember to stay in your general, tranny
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bakupits
>>714194591Those terms won't stop me, because I can't read.
>>714194591The gold shit one isn't sexual, it's just training.
>>714194591I fapped to Daiwa this morning, and did countless time years ago
What are they gonna do to me?
>>714194781This speed autist smile is so lovely.
I HATE THIS FUCKING WHORE THE DAY I GOT HER WITH THE DAILY FREE ROLL WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE ALL SHE DOES IS LOSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING RACE I WISH I COULD PUNCH MY SCREEN AND SHOOT HER IN THE FACE FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SHE LOST THE DEBUT RACE SHE LOST 3 FUCKING PRE OPS SHE LOST 2 MORE OPS AFTER THAT AND GOT FUCKING 6TH WHEN SHE NEEDED 5TH AT THE ARIMA KINEN I'M SO FUCKING MAD SHE HAS TRIPLE FUCKING DOUBLE CIRCLES ON ALL RACES AND A SHITFUCKTON OF SKILLS SHE DOESN'T EVER USE THIS GAME IS SHIT
oh this 5 support characters in one training quest is bullshit, is there any way to actually influence if it'll happen or is it just entirely luck along when using your highest level cards? (also it has to be the card characters and not the director/reporter too)
>>714194591you could've just asked if you needed this
>>714198047She wants to get dicked down by her trainer as a reward for doing good. It's your fault for being a loser.
>>714198096take cards with abilities to show up for the training option
>My Little Pony >=(
>My Little Pony (Japan) =O
Kill yourselves horsefuckers
>>714198373HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA REWARD HER IF SHE COMES THIRD AT HER FUCKING DEBUT DESPITE HAVING THE BEST STATS BY FAR SHE'S JUST A FUCKING DONKEY TRYING TO RUN AGAINST REAL HORSES
>>714198547If you trained her better, you shouldn't need to worry.
>>714198047Stop blamming others for your own mistakes, trainer-san.
>>714198657HOW AM I GONNA TRAIN HER BETTER WHEN SHE'S BEST MOOD AND BEST STATS BUT STILL LOSES IS THERE ANY HIDDEN STAT THAT CHECKS MY RAGE AND HATE LEVELS
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At least if the horse racing career doesn't work out she can make a living with the claw machines
>>714198759There is a stat for how much money you have spent that impacts the rng chances
>>714198759>best statsPost your builds, then. Also you're not retarded and ignoring positioning, right..?
>>714198047All I hear is that your performance as a trainer is mediocre
Not truly fit for the end of century overlord
>>714186490Special needs…
>>714199026Is Opera a mating press or amazon position kind of Uma?
>>714198956She's never been in a race without having triple double circles, with a shitfuckton of power so she doesn't get bogged down as a pace chaser but still can't get past the 12 shit deadweights donkeys they put in the race with you
>>714199026She's shit and if there was a recycle mechanic I would rather have her out of my game, making Urara win the Arima Kinen is easier than training this piece of shit donkey
>oi teme
>you can’t lewd the umas
Meanwhile Mayano’s whole plot is explicitly how she wants to fuck you
>run vodka as a late surger, she eats shit and gets boxed in
>run vodka as a pace chaser, she dominates
wtf
>>714199314SHE'S A FUCKING CHILD
>>714199513I'll be fucking a child
>>714199552Good for you anon but what does that have to do with Mayano Top Gun?
>>714199314They call her Top Gun because of the G forces you're going to feel from how hard she's going to ride you
>>714199692She's the child in question
Even just seeing them move their ears and tails makes me smile.
>that’s urara
>i heard she hasn’t won a race since her debut
She just won 3 races in a row for the qualifying round. I’ll fucking kill you
Is this worth trying if I like roguelites? I heard it has some elements like that...
>>714200765no, it's by japan for japan
>>714200765Yeah it's slop for retards but also for coomers
>>714200765yes make sure you scream about sex with loli horses online while you play
>>714201401That’s the final question for the trainer certification. Male or female, you have to declare your intention to fuck your female horse girl
training Gold Ship just feels like she's fucking trolling me. why the fuck did she just lock every training stat except for Guts
>>714200765It's not really a rogue like, more of a manager, you're in control 95% of the time, occasionally there'll be some random events
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Is this good?
I failed my Rice Shower career I'm gonna kill myself
Does Bakushin want front or pace? Mine only has pace skills available
>>714201907>you're in control 95% of the timeyou aren't playing this game then
>your horse girl got too scared and wasn’t able to compete against the other girls
Scared of what? Just run the track you fat fuck retard.
No wonder you losers don't have horse gfs
>>714201907stop trying to sell the game, retard
>>714202023Can't bakushin without being on the front
>>714202023>anywhere but frontDo you even Bakushin?
>>714202519True, it doesn’t need to be sold. Everyone on the site is playing it
feels good being a luckCHAD and waitGOD
>>714202306They have to release NTR chan first.
>playing a menu clicker on PC
Are you guys for real. You play these games while taking a big shit, you don't sit down at your PC and play them
>>714202898this is an uma thread not a thursday thread
Which girls have a lot of races at Nakayama for the day 7 mission?
I'm using my last turns to improve mood and rest, the game says she'll get injured if she's low energy
>>714203210I don't bring my phone to the toilet like a subhuman
I use the time to introspect and meditate
>>714202702Why are the achievements still broken? I have 15 trainees
Highest Rank I got is B+ Gold Ship
>have to finish Haru, Vodka and Scarlet campaigns to get the 3* selector
That's so lame, I don't care about those bitches.
>air groove’s story is just her bullying you and setting you up for sex domination
I've read anons say you can rewatch races, how do you do that?
>>714203437My best is a D Sakura
I don't know how to increase the levels, everything reset when I picked her again and I couldn't complete the goals.
>Those careers where you're doing a race every other day so you can't train
I have no idea how to handle this.
>>714198514ugh, the only one i have 5 with that perk on are int and there's no 6th from all the friend cards i checked
still only got 4 at most from two career attempts with that too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmqFcu-m5c
Watch Cinderella Gray, cour 2 in three months.
>>714205256for me it's season 1
>>714205256Mom's gonna freak.
>>714205338Left: All smiles.
Right: All frowns.
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>Milk
Is it Milk or Meek?
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>>714186176 (OP)URA winning Tachyon
Does anyone have a webm of Oguri smiling at her belly and rubbing it?
Asking for a friend.
>>714204246You put the finished horse in your team for PvP, then you get a rank based on how good your team is. The point is to try and increase your rank via good career results to further boost your team.
when will they make a gacha game about smoking and drinking in a late 1940s to early 1950s gambling bar?
You can turn anything into cute anime girls and it just works.
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>>714205871Meek
She's 5 you sick fuck
>>714206165What if I don't give a fuck about PvP and I just want to make horsegirls happy?
>train with 5 support card characters at once
so is this just complete RNG? also does it have to be the characters from your cards or does the reporter/director count towards the 5 as well
I just failed my first career attempt
This will make or break the game for me:
Do I keep the friendships and training upgrades from the director?
>>714206362cards only, good luck lol
>>714206656So all I can do is grind the supports and hope it goes well this time?
Do I have to start the whole carreer from the first goal again?
Now the quick mode thing makes sense
>>714206743yeah, you basically redo everything either with more leveled support cards and/or do another uma career and try to get a better legacy using the new legacy you just finished raising
>just failed my career run with Rice Shower
I'm sorry, Rice. I failed you.
>>714186176 (OP)shit, i remember being in Japan and eating huge bowls or rice with curry or gyudon or whatever they called it.
shit was so cash you guys
>>714206743Change your support cards acording to what your horse needs and try to focus on increasing bond levels until they turn orange so you can get the most out of them. Change how you distribute stats based on your Uma's skills, running type and track length affinity, and try to focus on making her feel great for that 20% bonus, it adds up in the long run.
There's an option that disables quick mode and/or fast-forward if you get a previously unseen cutscene, it's great.
>>714207129SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL FUCKING END YOU
>>714206743assuming you haven't, just instantly level your cards to max so they have stronger effects, no reason not to and it costs barely any monies and support xp. in campaigns you should spend the first dozen turns or so selecting the training with the most amount of friends to raise friendship up to orange so they can start getting rainbow training.
>randomly get nice nature off a free pull
>whatever, i'll play her story to get it out of the way
>becomes my first ura champion on her first try
what the fuck?
>>714206336You can also use them for event races, and you get rewards like free horse tickets and upgrade materials from the campaign races
>>714206743Have you never played a roguelite before?
Realistically, how much time do I have to spend on this game daily?
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I love her so much!!
>>714205256>>714206337Oh so there's also int horses? I expected them to be too much of a bitch to get the rights to be featured
Is it okay for me to call Super Creek my mom?
>80% career races for character are sprint
>invest in sprint skills
>all 3 URA races are mile
>lose in the very last race
What the fuck is this shit? Why can I not preview what the URA races are until they are happening.
>>714207765Rice Shower calls me big brother and I still cum in her every night. I don't see the issue.
Are there gonna be other careers or is URA the only one
>>714208145Yeah, this is only the beginning
>>714208145nips got like 6
Why do sprint races get so few fans compared to mid to long? I have never once got to the 60,000 fan mark by senior year for the skill upgrade for sprint or mile characters because they get 2000-4000 per race while long distance gets 7000-10000. I don't think I did a single optional race as Gold Ship and got her skill to level 4.
>>714198535>Sees something cute>Inmdiately needs the urge to jack off to it
>late surger/end closer
>your horse couldn't break from the pack, give them more power!
is there a reason why you shouldn't run everyone you can as a front/pace?
>>714208573Because then you run out of endurance and fade
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So do these end tomorrow morning and am I just fucked out of a 3 star ticket if I can't get it in time? I got stuff to do today. Nowhere does it show the expiration for those like it does for the banners, dreams event, etc.
>>714208751pull an all nighter bud
>>714209426poor bitch boy ain't got a phone
>hahaha just raise speed and go Bakushin!
What the fuck is this bros...
>>714208751Come on, anon, the game isn't hardcore enough to end a 7-day special event with timelocked missions after 8 days. It will probably end at the same time as the current event.
bakushin put bakushin bakushin bakushinshin on the telly!
>>714194591>>714198128fucking retards of Cygames man, Uma Musume could have curbstomped Genshin and BA if they allowed lewd fanart but that's a big no no because some geriatric gang with sticks up on his asses decided so
someone go to Japan and kick those senile fucks from their wheelchairs
>>714208512>normalfags trying to talk up to their betters again
>>714210387They're real horses, Anon. Don't be disrespectufl.
>Last race for Urara
This is fucked bro.
>>714209295I got all the day 6 and 7 goals previously and now can't get them. 5 supports and the claw machine won't show up at all.
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>The only race Winning Ticket HAS to win is the final one
bros...
where's horse lore anon? What's with Winning Ticket? Was he that bad?
Love this retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU
>>714209668bro, your turf track?
>effortlessly win 3+ plushies every time the event triggers
>"huh, neat minigame i guess"
>they add a mission for it a few days later
>shit's impossible now
awesome, fucking awesome
>>714210387Its not CyGames but the owners of the horses. You have no idea the years this game got benched cause of rights drama with the owners.
>event mission to get in top 3
>career mission only requires top 5
>get 4th
>can't use clock to retry because I'm automatically moved on
This is so gay
>>714210547Level up six speed cards with "special priority" among their support effects, then spam careers with Urara (she gets 25 turns after passing her debut), make her a front-runner and keep training her speed. That way you can grind 2*/3* speed cards and do the 5 support/claw mission.
>>714211012grind 2¨*/3* sparks*
>>714194209>Masturbate to giant muscular Golshi art>Read that she's actually a 170cm womanletFuck
>>714211067TOPPU GUN! ;_:
so basically late/end want speed + power while front/pace want speed + stamina, right?
It's LITERALLY impossible to get The GOAT without being a whale right now
>>714207995The URA tracks are based off of whatever you ran the most, sounds like you ran a bunch of mile races on the side
>>714211491The tallest uma is only 5ft 9in. Japs fear tall women.
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BUT I WAS 2ND AND SHE WAS 3RD?????
>>714211638Speed and power are important for all characters and racing styles, stamina requirements go up the longer the races are. Bakushin and Mayano are both (typically) front runners but Mayano needs significantly more stamina because she primarily runs medium/long races
So the stars are indicative of how difficult the uma campaign is? Because I feel like Air Groove is raping my asshole.
>>714209668you forgot to turn on diff lock and 4wd
>>714209668It's bakusover...
>>714207464less than 15 mins if you forcefail your daily quest
>>714209668You forgot to gaslight your Bakushin
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So is the easiest way to do this to just stack the same type of Support card and hope for the training to pop up?
>>714208372You're probably comparing G1 vs G2/3 races. The higher grades are harder and bring in more fans, if you look you'll notice golshis required races are all G1 outside of the debut race.
>>714212031this one is 2 meters tall if you count the ears as well
how do I break it to my umamusume that her dreams will never come true and its all because i permanently bricked her career by wasting her skill points on a retarded spread
>>714211729Skill issue, got it on my first mcqueen run with 1* genes
>>714213495Yes but they need to have the "special priority" effect and you need to level them up to further boost that effect
>>714186176 (OP)for me? It's Agnes Digital
>>714215712Imagine milking those udders. I would make it a reward for when she won a race.
These faceless npcs need to STOP being mean to King Halo right NOW!!! Or ELSE!!!!!
>>714216609More like...King....GAYLO! LMAO!
>>714213852Why is she brown eww
>Give Bakushin a shot out of curiosity
>900+ speed by the end of her campaign, over 1000 by the end of the URA Finale
>level 5 in Speed training, level 4 in Wit training, level 1 in everything else
>The rest of her stats aren't even that low somehow
>Swept nearly every race though I had to retry twice on the URA semifinals because she kept getting boxed in by the other horses
What the fuck, I thought it was just a meme
S-so this... is the power of Bakushin...
>>714216974Nigers gotta go fast
Speed the only stat that matters
>>714216609First-rate loser lmaooooo
>>714217118I love this lazy (faking) shitter like you wouldn't believe.
>>714216826she's American
would our world be a nicer place if horses were real?
>>714186176 (OP)do you think they have a plumber on speed dial to deal with the perpetually clogged toilets?
>>714216974You can literally win the finale with her by training speed only
Her career is the easiest (and the fact that she's a front runner)
>>714217408Infrastructure is legitimately based on their needs first and foremost. If anything everyone is paying out the ass to cover the upkeep water and waste water
2 hour kissing session with Mayano Toppu gun!
>>714217335They are though, what should be real are ponies.
>>714217408Nah, everything is adapted, so no worries
>10 campaigns in
>still no claw game
HOW
>>714216609Flicking my wife King's forehead after she jobs four G1 races in a row!
>>714217460>(and the fact that she's a front runner)I actually pivoted towards making her a Pace Chaser later on because I got some good skills for it
Out of the 3 horses whose career modes I've managed to beat (Daiwa, Maruzensky, and her), she's ironically the only one who I DIDN'T build as a Front Runner
>>714186176 (OP)Jellied Eelinder
>>714218154hag in uma years
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>>714193912>fat>not pregnantfuck
>Two turns to the race
>Mood down
>Let my Uma get some recreation
>Mood down again
>Let my Uma get some recreation
>Race
>She wins
>Mood down
>Under the weather
>Let my Uma get some recreation
>Cannot fix Under the weather, go train instead
>3% failure procs
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>decide to do a career run with Vodka since I need to get her 5000 fans for the event
>she gets first place in everything except Arima Ken (which you're supposed to lose) and the URA Finals (got 2nd place but we placed higher than her rival Daiwa)
holy shit that was hilarious, Vodka is amazing
>>714204246The trick is to follow people who spend money on the game since that's the only way you can truly get optimal legacy uma's to snowball your own into being higher rank, it's not designed for f2p, sadly I still haven't found any people online who are spending loads on this so I've been stuck with slowly rolling my way up the hill with the legacy ones the veterans they start you with + a B+ suzuka in my friends list.
>>714218718rice shower trying her best
>>714218718At least it turns into a buff once Super Creek realizes that having sex with her trainer 10 times a day fucks with her circulation
>>714215712I wish the swimsuits were true sukumizu, someone please mod it that way, them having shorts as the bottom piece of it is a travesty.
>>714186176 (OP)only to make them look like this
>>714198759>IS THERE ANY HIDDEN STAT THAT CHECKS MY RAGE AND HATE LEVELSthere is and it tracks me personally as well. this game needs you to munch the ragebait so you can swipe your card 200 trillion times because the currency ratios are absolute cancer as well, so just throwing a hundred bucks will not advance you significantly. I however understand this and refuse to eat this mediocre bait and just continue playing f2p
>>714219578Do what human men must
fuck the horse
>>714203429>run a random race for extra fans>get the "Achieve 5 good endings from Career" achievement>only have 1 good endingyeah shits broken
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holy shit the first time I ever won against someone else's Oguri Cap, and it was with Urara!
The voice actress for Urara tweeted about the global players wanting Urara to succeed
https://x.com/shutoyuki_1219/status/1939996932648444378
>>714210387would you let filthy otaku draw your wife geting tentacle'd in every hole every 6 month ?
what happens when one of the real horses a girl is based on dies?
>>714219578Accept my fate under thick horse ass.
>>714220067research silence suzuka
>>714218718I hate when I go to level up the mood and then the immediate next forced event does it anyways so I just threw a whole turn to the dumpster. Love that feel.
>>714220067I'll kill myself.
>>714220067>what happen if season 1 happen ?
>>714220067Porn where they’re turned into glue
Realistically how many months do you think we'll have to wait for the Tama banner? It's insanely frustrating having this god-tier kansai bombshell in career events and races and not being able to train her.
>>714220067Anon 85% of the game's cast is dead irl
how viable is this shit as f2p?
>>714220304I don't play gachas or watch gacha anime. I simply had to know.
>>714220503you must reroll for the ssr cards in the first 20 pulls but aside from that, should be the only way of playing if you don't care about "pvp". if you care then you must throw down circa 5k minimum
>>714219962what does it say... i cant read moon runes...
>>714220067most of them are already dead
HOLY SHIT BROS, LOOK WHO I ROLLED
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>>714220620>you must reroll for the ssr cards in the first 20 pullsi didn't do this
>>714220507https://umadacchidensetsu.com/silence-suzuka-from-tragic-to-hopeful/
When the horse retire they also have the all star or whatever race to explain why they can have fun mixing or still show up
>>714220736I heard this is the guy they send to the stable to jerk off the horses
anyone know of any whales with a lvl50 fine motion?
It really is a shame we cannot just get this as a normal racing simulator game.
>>714220115I looked up...
Longer races will be the death of me
>>714221154cygames needs the money or else they will go bankrupt
>>714220884BTW the first trailer of the game was in 2016 LMAO
Japan love their horse so much they had 7 year of limbo (maybe even more considering all design work already done) with 2 anime season before finaly touching a single gacha buck
>>714221012Tendiejeet post
I got a 3* turf race spark on Gurasu, is that good?
I'm so hungry I could eat a
>>714220675she's happy gaijin also have the same feelings towards urara and that they're also taking the arima kinen challenge
>>714221438Fat juicy horsecock
>>714221430idk, sparks make no sense to me
>doing a Bakushin career run
>her inheritances and inspiration give her S rank affinity for Pace Chasing
Bakushin....
>>714211729I have it on 2 characters so far lol, I got it with gold ship on the first day
>>714220789the game is playable without them and they hand out lots of free ssr shit so you can do. they're just (specially fine nature) a huge aid for early game. just make sure to pull for kitasan black ssr card
>>714221804>just make sure to pull for kitasan black ssr cardis that a different banner than the one with super creek and fine motion? i've been putting all my carrots into that
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You guys lied to me, you told me guts was a dump stat, I’m sorry I couldn’t make your dreams come true Golshi
>>714221012what would even lead someone to believe this?
>>714221997I'm trying so damn hard to make her win, but I just can't
I want to celebrate the victory by going to space with her
>>714221997Guts is needed for long/End racing horses but there aren't many of them in the game so that gets overlooked
>>714222028gacha derangement syndrome
>Start getting really angry
>Alt+tab out of fullscreen
>Turns out 4 hours have passed and I was actually just really hungry
This game is a time machine.
>>714222028Probably from the anime having Oguri Cap having a guy as her trainer
>>714221916look up their twitter, you will know. they posted a pulling schedule with advance. it's coming towards the end of july, it's a dual ssr banner like the one with oguri cap now but with kitasan and satono diamond
I beat the URA finale with bakushin but only got a B+ rating, the fuck do you do to get better?
>>714222328Get the gold skills and get a lot of fans.
>>714222328more stats more skills more fans
>>714217287Is there a Secretariat hoersgirl
>>714222028Uh... Well... The game has PVP which recognizes that OTHER TRAINERS have trained your uma.
>>714210387anon even if they allowed it to think it would beat those two with lewd fanart would not happen
>>714222160all previous season trainers were guys tho what gives?
>>714222743Tourists only started paying attention now.
>>714222160>meanwhile main castAlso let's ignore Rice shower "onii-chan"
>>714220707>horses live for 30 yearshow old is this franchise
>>714210718Now go play Urara's career.
>>714214514Wine and dine her, then make her a mother.
>>714222838they are mostly from 90'
then they jump straight to 2010 with kitasan black
>>714222802See
>>714222796The average person that screeches over something like a game being a cuck game or crying over "homos" don't actually play video games or watch anime. They watch vtumors play games and that's it.
>>714222276meh i haven't gotten lucky enough to pull a single SSR, sounds like a waste of time to save for that since it'll just end in disappointment.
Sometimes the view result button isn't locked before a race, does that mean the uma will win? Doing Vodka career and she won the shuka sho
>>714220707RICE SHOWER NOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO O OOOOO OOOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>714223079no, it means you've fulfilled the requirements to unlock the button which i think are mostly related to winning the race before with that uma
>>714223364I see, but it was the first time
>>714222110But /v/ told me guts is just worse stamina
i can't win the spring tenno sho
>>714222937Her thighs are so fat here I love it
Are these cards good enough or should I reroll?
>>714223556It is worse stamina, but if you aren't running a sprint you'll either need some level of stamina, or some guts to go with it, you just shouldn't hyper focus on guts even if your horse needs it.
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why is her mom such a cunt?
>>714209295How do you even get that? I've been spamming Urara since she has a shitfuckton of free days early and never got lucky
>Tfw still rerolling
>Over 100 attempts and only seen Fine Motion like 4 times, Super Creek around 6
Getting both together is impossible, I think I'm just going to settle soon with one of them, the horse I want isn't even in the game yet.
Brothas, do I ever rest or just train wit?
>>714223838Sometimes parents are like that.
>>714223556It is, if the horsgrill runs out of endurance then her guts give her a second wind
If she never runs out of stamina then she doesn't need guts
>>714224018You get like 10 energy for wit, resting is 50+
>>714223952>>714211012It took me around 4 Urara careers
>>714224014but are you having fun?
Why does everyone care so much about the cards? You don't even need the SSR cards to win and you could always just borrow one.
>>714224274>Borrow a Fine Motion and follow the player afterwards>he follows me backNOT WORTHY! NOT WORTHY!
>>714224274I have no idea how I got friends in this game, but one of them has the super creek card so I just use that
Random person on long/end runners:
>Basically long and end runners are terrible in career mode because alot of the competitors will gas out (run out of stamina) and block you. Also you have up to 18 racers. Player PVP is a different animal since players are not horribly gassing out in large groups right in front of you and races include less people so less chance to be blocked.
>To be a successful end runner you need skills to go around other players more reliable, speed for passing, stamina to not gas out, power to get back up to full speed after your numerous passes, and wits to actually use your dang skills. You also need highly specific skills to be reliably successful. Golshi (Gold Ship) has a good base because she has an early game positioning skill and a more reliable mid to end game rush skill baked in. So mostly you just need another velocity skill or two and a couple endurance skills.
>Front Runners and to a lesser extent Pacers can ignore most of this. You need speed, stamina, and wits. Anything that makes sure you gas out or increases your velocity on any track. Getting an early or late game positioning skill doesn't hurt but is far less required. Turns out you don't have to run around many people with 90% of the racers are always behind you. Go figure.
>Speed and Stamina are both important to everyone.
>Power is acceleration so it helps you get back up to speed after your character gets around something. Supposedly it helps you go around other racers but this seems extremely unreliable even with extremely high power amounts.
Dunno if legit but sounded interesting.
>>714223481i think it also varies based on the tier of the race? if there's no trophy you can skip it i think
>>71422401816% failure, I only get lucky with those, I love resting
Which one was the horse that bonked its head trying to stand up and died?
>>714224557i thought power was important for last spurts
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>>714200196Fuck you and your skill build to give you a huge burst in speed at the very end.
>>714224693Don't answer this.
>>714224725Power is to push girls away and break through
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umabros, what am I doing wrong? I still haven't beaten the finale...
My last attempt was with Natie here while building her up for my Tachyon.
>>714224519"Friends" button > "Recommended" tab > just follow people, you can refresh to find more people.
If you want like... a very specific card, like a Super Creek max level (because the dude has multiple copies) or some other nicher card that people attach to their Profile less often, then joining the official Discord is an option (it's literally on the bulletin board of the Home screen, you don't even need to talk to people they just post their IDs and what card/racer they have).
>>714224817I think you needed more stamina but I dont remember how long the URA finals are.. was your problem not catching up at the final stretch or falling behind? it's a speed or stamina problem if those two otherwise you might just be getting RNG fucked by being blocked
>>714225114She for blocked a few times but I think the problem was ultimately that she couldn't stick out the final stretch, I retried it 3 times and got 3rd, 4th then 8th.
>>714225254for -> got*
it's late, this game really does let time get away from you
As a Rance fan. I am very interested in this game. Which ones are best for a footfag like myself?
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I heard something weird in the homescreen, I don't remember unlocking this
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>>714225743Gold Ship dropkicks (You) which involves direct foot contact
>>714223952stack a lot of support cards of the same type and pray
>>714222802What did that man think he was doing? You don't start touching a horse from the legs while you're directly in front of them. He could have died from the impact of her hoof in his face. You're supposed to get the horses attention first to not frighten them and then pick them up while you face away from their backside. He's not qualified to work with horses.
>>714221997Bro fuck Guts, just get a super creek and get them recovery skills
>>714225785Yes but she uses shoes. Can I make her barefoot?
>>714226047Begone from this land, footfag
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I stopped playing Blue Archive but stopped because of Uma.
THe horses won
>>714226197Fuck you you little turd. This is a game all about RUNNING and I want to see their feet put to fucking work.
>>714226228Hey why do some girls have fake looking ears? Like it's a solid color, looks like fabric
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protip: give your horse brain damage
>>714226258you stopped but then you stopped?
>>714226329I would imagine a stylistic choice dependent on their overall hair or actual ear colors. Would need to compare to all of their real life counterparts to check
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I can't stop playing, this game really tickles my autism
>>714219180>>714215712seriously? I was about to say somehow the swimsuits with those shorts makes them hotter
>>714226207>>714226556What is she listening to in those headphones?
>>714223705all 3 ssr are really good, the only issue is the green lady one gets power crept fast, I say it's a keeper if you rush event and get special week event card
So are there like canon couples in the game?
Are there canon parent-childs?
I already dropped the game because there was too much yapping
>>714226916Theres a whole lineage
>>714226682classical music
>>714226916None of the Umas have "canon" partners but ones like Oguri Cap and Super Creek talk about their moms a decent amount.
>>714227009I mean like [Real horse] and [Real horse] fucked and made [Real horse]
You guys ARE saving your carrot shekels for Kitasan Black's card, right
>>714227009I read in these thread that nishino flowers is everyone's mom
>>714227075Fuck no, I already got my Uma I just gotta make her win the URA
>>714227057If you mean they took a pastry bag with overflowing horse semen and shoved it into a mare. Then yes.
I've tried beating with Super Creek but failed 3 times so far. What stats should I go for to beat her Career seems like she's spread too thin or not fast enough?
>>714226682Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU
>>714227075Worst girl, worst season
>>714227075Depends if they give any bonus carrots for the faster schedule.
>>714227175I'm playing a game where romanticized horses love racing and go to school and have concerts after they win. I'd rather picture them having passionate lovemaking.
But yes I wanna know what the Uma family trees are
All I'm saying is I think these women would be a lot hotter if they had hooves instead of feet.
>>714227075Not really, it's a good card but there is no way I will be able to max her out. I'll use one from a whale.
>>714227254It was weird having Gold Ship of all people break Kitasan Black's heart telling her she's fucking done and she's useless
Also this weird obsession with them eating bananas instead of carrots or apples.
Imagine the smell of their feet after training, running and doing an idol performance.
>>714226832>outrunning a horseyeah right
>>714226682nothing, her ears have nothing on them
>>714227416She's meant to be the defacto leader of SPICA, hence the few serious scenes and the allowance of her to do whatever the fuck she wants.
>>714227478Run toward her, silly.
A line will form.
>>714227327>2016https://youtu.be/HYrVKLBhitE?si=hK1qFBsaO__ekyJu&t=60
The most you will ever seen considering they put everything under the rug after the owner drama
>>714219578You've all heard about horse cocks and how long they are, but did any of you know how a much of a grip a horse vagina has? A human would probably break their dick even trying that.
>>714227327Why didn't you say so? In that case, you have to be an absolute chad like megane papa and risk life and limb taming a wild uma.
>Failed Bakushin's career
>But still have to move on to the next Uma to finish the special quests and get the SSR voucher
It feels wrong... I failed her and rather than trying again I go for another Uma.
FUCK this game for making me invested in anime horse girls.
>>714227075i won't be lucky enough to pull an SSR anyway, i know how these gachas go. i'll keep plugging all my carrots into the support banner for dupes of what i've already got.
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holy SHIT fucking finally
what fucks my BALLS is that all FIVE SPEED CARDS went to fucking STAMINA TRAINING
>>714227923are you building her as a front runner?
>>714186176 (OP)Why is horse racing game so popular
>>714227808This game has pretty solid pull rates compared to most gacha, it's 3% per pull
>>714227971Yeah, I'm doing what
>>714211012said
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>>714226329>>714226536It's because some of the irl horses, like Tamamo Cross, wore ear coverings when they raced.
>>714227983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA
>>714186176 (OP)do they let you take them out to the back and SHOOT THEM for performing so poorly
>>714228049Yes actually, you can transfer them to the big glue factory in the sky when they are veterans.
>>714227971nta, but I've finished 4 careers successfully by making her a front runner despite her E rank, and I'm almost convinced it's a guaranteed win.
>>714228031make an update post when you finish the career plz
I'm getting luck filtered on a fucking special mission
please, 5 of you on one training...
>>714228295lol i got it on my first attempt
>>714228267Its because all of her important races are sprints or on the lower end of miles, so even if she is low rank in Front Runner so long as she's fast enough she can compensate as a Front Runner.
>>714227204Stamina is king
>>714228375i remember all this in the japan version, couldn't believe how broken this speed span could work despite her semegling trash stat lol
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Still think it's cowardly they didn't make them centaurs
>>714228630holy shit.. she's basically mini-Bakushin, except the game doesn't tell you
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In Uma lore are there other kinds of equids? Do they have donkey girls, pony girls, even zebra girls?
Why is special week now suddenly a retard?
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>Gold Ship has an event called "Golshi in Big Trouble?!" where you just get a Mood Down and nothing else
>it's repeated three times in my career run
>along with multiple other unique events where her mood goes down
fuck off
>>714194591Im not gonna stop jerking off to horse girls Kiryu Kazama
Was Golshi’s Segway supposed to be some joke about real world lore? Like did he have some special motorized horse wheelchair made for him at some point?
>>714194591No one cares except Japs lol
>>714210387No one is scared of the yakuza, not even in Japan, it's the horse owners might throw a spergy if you draw porn of their pets. Which is their right to do, but I can still call them faggots about it.
>>714190453because it's based on real life stories unlike mihoyoslop which is generic safe as possible fantasy
Is it normal for the career to end about halfway through? The races get difficult fast.
>>714210387It did curbstomp them. It was #1 in the charts for 2 years straight.
It just had a JP only release.
>>714202000Green lady bad
>got fourth in Teios Sakura Sho debut
>>714230324one of the few things in the anime that wasn't a reference/lore
Is there a /v/ club in game?
>>714186176 (OP)I kinda want to play the game for Rice Shower but I know Cygames games, they're the most demanding horseshit in the market and from what I've seen of the "gameplay", it's just Idolmaster Shiny Colors with no improvements or changes and all the failed runs
>>714230915>Idolmaster Shiny Colorsno, everyone agrees that it's Monster Rancher
I got Rice Shower with my daily free pull. Is she good?
>>714230982Nah, the gameplay is the exact same, down to the fans being a metric and getting fucked over by events
>>714230983She's one of the harder girls to train that's for sure.
>>714230983She stinks good.
>>714230983>raise mood>she lowers it>raise it again>she lowers it>repeat 1500 times
>>714186176 (OP)>Japanese humor happens to align with my fetishfeels good to win
>>714230983As a character? The best 10/10 would marry
For training? FUCK NO I HATE HER HOPE SHE DIES
>read about rice shower lore
Now I'm sad
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brehs...
How do I actually get the crane game event? I've played almost 20 careers.
>>714231759now read silence suzuka
>>714231759Now watch the anime, she appears in season 2.
>>714231861I've only gotten it once after a dozen or so careers.
>>714192341>She still alive and retiredI hope she get plenty of sun and carrots and hay
>>714231861It's a random event when you choose recreation during classic or senior year. Pick Urara or Mayano and just spam rec until you get it. Personally I find it procs more during spring or fall but it can happen anytime.
>>714231595>FUCK NO I HATE HER HOPE SHE DIEShow could you
>>714224014We know you’re going back to the reroll mines after missing out on kitasan anyways
Play the game now and reroll later
anyone got a guide or experience with training top gun? id assume spd/stam but i couldnt get her through the arima kinen, she kept getting fucked on right before the end of the race.
>Haru Urara gets 25 turns to gather 5000 fans
does this section immediately end when i get the fans? how does this work?
>>714232178you have 25 turns to get the required number of fans, if you get them before then then you're free to use the remaining turns however you want
>win URA finals with Silent Suzuka
>still C+
Fuck.
>>714231436This shit happened to me with Tachyon. She got that coffee event that lowers your mood 5 times in one career, I was fucking malding.
>>714203767you can easily cheese haru
I can't stop listening to Umapyoi.
I cant stand how it guilt-trips you for not whaling when your girl doesn't win
Am I supposed to train or do races?
>>714232374I've never been as angry at anything like I've been at this game, it's so ridiculous infuriating if I had had a gun I probably would've shot something
>>714232157>Just got double Fine Motion in 20 rollsThat's probably good enough
>>714232491That's just called storytelling, the anime also has sad moments when they lose.
You can win without whaling.
>>714231436This only happened once to me and she got a migraine and lowered mood RIGHT BEFORE THE FUCKING RACE ARE YOU FOR REAL RICE SHOWER?
>>714223079ah, here's the requirements
>>714209668why are you running a dirt track anon
>>714232492Train a majority of the time. Race on dead turns when training doesn't give that huge of an advantage/out of energy/no supports showed up/etc. Or if you have an objective that's a fan requirement.
You also need fans to upgrade your unique skill during a run, there are thresholds during year 3 that check your fan count.
If you're just starting out though don't worry too much about doing extra races, just focus on clearing your objectives.
>>714232618meanwhile Haru Urara has an event for race days where her mood goes up
>>714230107HARU URARA, GANBATTE!!!
>>714232774I don't give a fuck about Urara's career tho
>>714232918That's literally me when my uma breaks away from the back in the lest 200m
i have, will again, and repeatedly will have handholding sex with scarlet as vodka watches
>>714232774>eats a pickle>clinical depression
>>714232934i'm just pointing out how imbalanced the mood events are for different umas
>>714233128Vodka is into that shit.
Dotobros...she's too cute!
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>>714233246she ruined my rice shower career
>>714233246Whenever I see her, I can't get it out of my head that she looks like she came straight out of PSO2.
>>714233150literally me, pickles taste so bad
>>714233128>>714233262Vodka would probably backseat the sex.
>Please be super duper respectful to the horses and don't make lewd art of them
>Fate has multiple real people with endless sexual art of them
They're just animals
>>714233246Is she better than Silent Suzuka?
>>714232303im surprised you got that far. you really do want to borrow a 5* creek and spam spd/wit as much as possible while u pump stamina. probably 3spd2stam1int or something.
>>714233758Fate has always existed for otaku to fap their meat to lewd Seibas. No matter how much that pissant Nasu wants to pretend otherwise.
>>714233758>faps (respectfully) to both
>>714233246I fear this autist
>>714233758They are copywritten animals and if you don't fap QUIETLY the Yakuzer will kill the game.
It's really fucking simple nigger, SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>714233589Dress like this first.
I still can't clear the claw machine mission...
>>714234115I look like this. I am voiced by Kiriyu's seiyuu and I proudly wear my BL merch in public.
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humiliation ritual
>>714233758Those real people are long dead and don't have anyone who owns their image or name
The horses have names, history and owners associated with the horse racing industry.
>They're just animalsThey are a business
>>714234302Many of those horses are also dead
>>714234367The horses weren't the holders of the copyright Anon.
>>714234161Rudolfi sama...
>>714234231looks like the trainer is the problem
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>>714234505Maybe the trainer will be your problem too.
>>714233852what the fuck does Super Creek even DO that is so special?
>Somehow lucked out with an early reroll and got Rudolf, Taiki, and Condor Pasa support card after spending about half my rolls.
>Day 7 random ticket got me a Special Week
>Split between Oguri and Teio for my freebie pick because the first is good but I really like the second.
Should I go with my brain or my heart boys?
>>714234115Mystery nigga...
>>714234590One of the few SSRs that just werks™ with no dupes needed.
Arc maestro is a very powerful stamina regen skill since it's unconditional and universal and cuts your stamina threshold by a good bit if it procs which is very helpful for mid/long races.
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My uma does a cute shuffle when walking now
>>714234724i see! so it's the skills that you're after. i didn't even consider that. what about Fine Motion?
My Uma has a big round belly now.
>>714234231Dummy should have ran faster
>>714233246I can't afford her
>>714226207I've been watching Gold Ship videos on youtube and it recommended me one of his breeding videos. It cut out the video but kept the audio.
>>714234609Honestly just go for Oguri
>>714210387they're based on real racing horses my guy
>>714234579Is she apologizing to a fake person? Arthur wasn't real
Wait, can you actually win the Hot Spring prize in the raffle event??
>>714235270It's okay, Pierce. At least she got 70 energy.
>>714235335Yes but you have to win URA finals to see it.
>>714235335A lucklet like me can't
>>714193149>Haru Urara betting tickets began to be used as o-mamori, particularly for protection against traffic accidents: the word "ataranai" (当たらない) in Japanese can mean both "to lose a bet" and "to avoid being struck", so it was said that a Haru Urara betting ticket—a guaranteed loss—could protect the owner's car from being hit.Holy kek
>doing pretty well with Urara career
>get to her final race
>Long Turf track
>mfw
she's supposed to lose right :(
>>714220707this series is one big tribute to these amazing horses and it's honestly heartwarming to know their names will live on this way
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I got Maruzenski from a daily ticket and Rice Shower from the guaranteed random SSR.
So should I still pick Oguri Cap? Or go with Taiki for the Dirt races?
>>714191490https://vimeo.com/176459945
>Training has 3% chance of failing
>Has the practice perfect perk
>still fails the training
>>714235759just pick with your dick bro
>>714235759just pick Suzuka
>>714235607I picked Oguri earlier and she's really strong. I wish I got maruzenski instead of the emperor
>>714235125apologizing to the grave, even if he isn't real
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/king-arthurs-tomb
>>714233246Sexy robot girl
We love our umas in this household
>>714235691That's how my run's going
>Late Start>Late Start>Mood Down>Sleep Deprivedglue factory's gonna love this one
>>714236281Barefoot and pregnant
>Air Groove clearly says Merry Christmas
>Gets translated to Happy Holidays
???????????
>>714237015>official localizers being in charge of not fucking upPretty standard fare for the past years
how tf do I clear the SSR ticket missions
>>714237015Merry Christmas has a religious context in English that isn't present in Japanese, so translating it to Happy Holidays which lacks that religious context is more accurate.