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Anonymous No.714188027 [Report] >>714188259 >>714188381 >>714188427 >>714189410 >>714189524 >>714189818 >>714191956 >>714196539 >>714197879 >>714202279 >>714202420
>YOU wake up in a fantasy medieval vidya world

Would the adventure party hire you?
Anonymous No.714188161 [Report]
I swear this game looks like it was developed in UE5
Anonymous No.714188259 [Report]
>>714188027 (OP)
probably not, i don't have any fighting abilities
Anonymous No.714188381 [Report]
>>714188027 (OP)
>frail crackhead looking nigga with diabetes and ibs
Doubt it
Anonymous No.714188427 [Report] >>714189051 >>714189558 >>714200498
>>714188027 (OP)
Do I wake up as a cute cat girl?
Anonymous No.714189051 [Report] >>714189191 >>714189558 >>714202119 >>714202181
>>714188427
Anonymous No.714189191 [Report] >>714190723
>>714189051
>this nigga gay
Get your dick out of other men's asses long enough to think for once...
Anonymous No.714189410 [Report]
>>714188027 (OP)
Maybe. I'm strong and smart and like the outdoors, but I don't know how real world strength translates to fantasy strength.
Anonymous No.714189524 [Report]
>>714188027 (OP)
I roll for disease resistance.
Anonymous No.714189558 [Report] >>714190723
>>714188427
Breed cat girls

>>714189051
Fag
Anonymous No.714189818 [Report]
>>714188027 (OP)
i dont know, do i wake up as myself or someone else? Do i have the same skills i have right now, or do i get some supernatural powers?

if its just regular ass me, no. But i also wouldnt apply for any adventuring in that case
Anonymous No.714190723 [Report] >>714190871
>>714189191
>>714189558
yiff in hell and take this shitty game with you
Anonymous No.714190871 [Report] >>714192039
>>714190723
Spotted the troon...
Anonymous No.714191956 [Report] >>714193998
>>714188027 (OP)
I actually do HEMA and did archery for a few years. I'm no expert but I think I could at least serve as a basic foot soldier or a cheap mercenary or something.
Anonymous No.714192039 [Report] >>714192116 >>714202192
>>714190871
turn on your monitor
Anonymous No.714192116 [Report]
>>714192039
I am very much male, thanks.
Anonymous No.714193998 [Report]
>>714191956
kinda based
Anonymous No.714194095 [Report] >>714202915
>tfw didn't get picked again
Anonymous No.714194303 [Report] >>714194395
I'm too old for the adventurer life and not healthy enough.
I'd rather run a shop in town.
Anonymous No.714194395 [Report]
>>714194303
the shop keepers in that town literally aren't allowed to sleep
Anonymous No.714196107 [Report]
probably not unless they want a guy who can draw and write poetry
ill probably look for a ledger job
Anonymous No.714196539 [Report] >>714197719 >>714202083
>>714188027 (OP)
Nay, I'm the recluse that's rambling truths about this wretched cycle, and yelling at the sea. Fuck off and leave me alone I d'na want to be part of yer merry band of faggots.
Anonymous No.714197719 [Report]
>>714196539
Chad
Anonymous No.714197879 [Report] >>714202004 >>714203004 >>714204245 >>714204763
>>714188027 (OP)
Ill make my own party
Anonymous No.714200273 [Report]
it's a good job the gobo's don't realise how numerious they are of they could gather all the clans and bum rush the city together. 'stoopid humans wouldn't stand a chance
Anonymous No.714200498 [Report]
>>714188427
Yes, but you're promptly tried for wytchcrafte and boiled alive
Anonymous No.714202004 [Report]
>>714197879
Bro what's with your ears
Anonymous No.714202083 [Report]
>>714196539
I toss you into the brine everytime
Anonymous No.714202119 [Report] >>714202181
>>714189051
based
Anonymous No.714202181 [Report] >>714202295
>>714189051
>>714202119
samefag
Anonymous No.714202192 [Report]
>>714192039
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Anonymous No.714202279 [Report]
>>714188027 (OP)
I could actually pass for a shitty bard
Anonymous No.714202295 [Report]
>>714202181
ah yes because samefagging is necessary to call out your degeneracy furfag tranny faggot
Anonymous No.714202420 [Report] >>714202792
>>714188027 (OP)
i'm sure there is an open position for a fat retard
Anonymous No.714202529 [Report] >>714204090
Anonymous No.714202792 [Report]
>>714202420
You could probably befriend a cyclops
Anonymous No.714202915 [Report]
>>714194095
Because all you do is hang out in that forest with that racist elk.
Anonymous No.714203004 [Report]
>>714197879
I see the hookers, where's the blackjack?
Anonymous No.714204090 [Report]
>>714202529
Cute
Anonymous No.714204245 [Report]
>>714197879
Blond elf Lars Klingbeil is that you
Anonymous No.714204763 [Report]
>>714197879
why does your character look like an inbred english retard?