Thread 714188027

>YOU wake up in a fantasy medieval vidya world

Would the adventure party hire you?

I swear this game looks like it was developed in UE5

>>714188027 (OP)
probably not, i don't have any fighting abilities

>>714188027 (OP)
>frail crackhead looking nigga with diabetes and ibs
Doubt it

>>714188027 (OP)
Do I wake up as a cute cat girl?

>>714189051
>this nigga gay
Get your dick out of other men's asses long enough to think for once...

>>714188027 (OP)
Maybe. I'm strong and smart and like the outdoors, but I don't know how real world strength translates to fantasy strength.

>>714188027 (OP)
I roll for disease resistance.

>>714188427
Breed cat girls

>>714189051
Fag

>>714188027 (OP)
i dont know, do i wake up as myself or someone else? Do i have the same skills i have right now, or do i get some supernatural powers?

if its just regular ass me, no. But i also wouldnt apply for any adventuring in that case

>>714189191
>>714189558
yiff in hell and take this shitty game with you

>>714190723
Spotted the troon...

>>714188027 (OP)
I actually do HEMA and did archery for a few years. I'm no expert but I think I could at least serve as a basic foot soldier or a cheap mercenary or something.

>>714190871
turn on your monitor

>>714192039
I am very much male, thanks.

>>714191956
kinda based

I'm too old for the adventurer life and not healthy enough.
I'd rather run a shop in town.

>>714194303
the shop keepers in that town literally aren't allowed to sleep

probably not unless they want a guy who can draw and write poetry
ill probably look for a ledger job

>>714188027 (OP)
Nay, I'm the recluse that's rambling truths about this wretched cycle, and yelling at the sea. Fuck off and leave me alone I d'na want to be part of yer merry band of faggots.

>>714196539
Chad

>>714188027 (OP)
Ill make my own party

it's a good job the gobo's don't realise how numerious they are of they could gather all the clans and bum rush the city together. 'stoopid humans wouldn't stand a chance

>>714188427
Yes, but you're promptly tried for wytchcrafte and boiled alive

>>714197879
Bro what's with your ears

>>714196539
I toss you into the brine everytime

>>714189051
based

>>714189051
>>714202119
samefag

>>714192039
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>714188027 (OP)
I could actually pass for a shitty bard

>>714202181
ah yes because samefagging is necessary to call out your degeneracy furfag tranny faggot

>>714188027 (OP)
i'm sure there is an open position for a fat retard

>>714202420
You could probably befriend a cyclops

>>714194095
Because all you do is hang out in that forest with that racist elk.

>>714197879
I see the hookers, where's the blackjack?

>>714202529
Cute

>>714197879
Blond elf Lars Klingbeil is that you

>>714197879
why does your character look like an inbred english retard?