Stream 1:
Now: Live
Next: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Later: Ratchet & Clank: Into The Nexus
Stream 2:
Now: Ghost of Tsushima: Director's Cut
Next: Elden Ring
Later: End of Day 3
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Previous Thread:
>>714174074
Steam 1 feel like it's streamer bait shit.
Why would you "speedrun" such a boring movie game, there's 0 tech here or anything going on, he's just playing the game casually
This is why ESA is losing
Sometimes it's better to have a longer break than show this shit, ESA...
>Steam notifications enabled
DON'T DO IT.
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>>714188050 (OP)>2 more ratchet runs after we already had the trilogy>spyro garbage>3 hour samurai walking simulator>elden ring but its 2 players 1 controller dlc randomizeruh it's been three days, when does the shit worth actually watching happen?
>>714188326>stupid meme rundo it
lads I don't think this is a speedrun
>>714188326please do it and crash this garbage
migged for Plum this time.
>Final Fantasy IX - Vivi% (Solo Character Challenge)
>Estimate: 16:00:00
>>714188326>>714188339please no... this run is gonna be shit but this autistic german doesn't deserve the shame
stream 1 has been so shit the whole day but this is something else
actual fucking mongol in the audience for s2
>>714188471If only Metako were here...
>>714188471doesn't FF9 have multiple parts where vivi leaves the party?
Fun fact; this DDR level is you following the girl in an alleyway... dark...
good job esa
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>>714188471>16 hour ff stream>mizzow
>>714188736That's just a Finn
>>714188770Same with Garnet from Metakos run. You just play thru those sections fast as you can.
>9 minute game
>still go overestimate
SAY IT WITH ME
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>>714186476My bad here you go
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>>714189073D I like kusoge, but it was mostly lame
>>714189073ZZZ
I've played more engaging GameMaker games from 2004.
you are supposed to rate the RUN not the game
>>714189070>>714189073F
I know you fuckers at the event are here never do that again
>>714188050 (OP)Human trafficking, and financing for governments to torture dissidents, as well as AI gening POOED images
>>714189262dont be so desperate
>>714189262shit you're right
ZZZ-
>apologizing after run
Wonder if he was told to pack his shit up after his run.
>>714189339you ok lil bro?
>>714189409it was unnecessary but still kind
Would you rather have
>few and short noninteractive cutscenes but many long walking/riding sections
or
>few and short walking/riding sections buy many long noninteractive cutscenes
if you were forced to play a western (or Kojima) game? You can't pick for few cutscenes and few walkie talkies.
>>714189579latter, easily
>>714189579many long cutscenes is just every jrpg. so that one
>>714189579The latter I hate slow walking segments especially when you do NG+
>>714189579>>few and short noninteractive cutscenes but many long walking/riding sectionsi obviously pick sotc
>play a few rounds of Outrun 2006 online
>come back, surely OoT is on now
>it's not on
???
>>714189579For a speedrun, I'd hope people find a way to skip the slow walking segments, so I'd choose more possible interactions.
>wake up
>both streams suck
I wonder what it would take to make tinytim not smile.
>>714189579Between those two choises, I choose death
Is there some kind of archive for all the drawfag stuff? Whether it's of Plum or of one of the games run, just art done during the marathon
>>714189967removing his cock cage
>>714189982there's plumbooru somewhere
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>esa 2024
>they didnt even update the videos
Its so over
Why does the Alzhemerfonden need a three star general? Is ending Alzheimers a code word for eradicating those with the disease?
>>714189982>>714190058https://vidya.pics/post/list/plum/1
>oot on s1
>movies on s2
i sleep
until R&C at least
>>714190060ESA, I'm Alzheimers
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finally
>>714189967The time at UKSG a couple of years ago when someone talked down to him for something he was doing on tech comes to mind, he got very upset by that.
>ocarina of time
So bored of seeing this.
>ocarina of time
Never get tired of seeing this.
>>714190067>>714190089the alzheimer patients can't remember anyway
>>714190263well look up the mossyfroot saria animation
whats cosmo up to these days?
>>714190094>two crash team racing runswhy was the second so much better? did't watch either
>>714190067They forgot...
>ocarina of time
Sometimes get tired of seeing this.
>>714190323why are all the links purple?
>>714190094>missed CTRFUCK
>>714190395you missed the best run of this marathon anon
>>714190128At least the Dogwater dog one isn't on there.
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>>714190496fucks sake. i chose to play videogames instead
why does the dude on left have "I <3 Nazism" written on his shirt?
>>714190395the first one was crash TAG team racing
>oot runner's shirt says I <3 FEMBOYS
Based, absolutely based.
he made even better faces in the second webm
>>714190635that's a BOY???
Wtf why has nobody crashed the stream with notifications yet. Esa is unbased
Notice how no one can explain what made the CTR run good.
>>714190609>he plays video games
>>714190665he's just like me
>>714190676*Garrys mod ragdoll noises*
>>714190704More convincing than an average Spyro runner.
>>714190735Runner that can actually speak English
Skilled at the game
Banter between the commentator and the runner, jokes that would get you beheaded live at gdq
Hype crowd
Only run that actually felt alive this whole fucking event so far
>>714190881>Only run that actually felt alive this whole fucking event so farKatamari
>>714190881But enough about the We Love Katamari run
>>714190735>nail all the hard tricks>play blindfolded because of the tech cockups>get the second fastest time for that category>
>here is the most important tri
>STICK AROUND TO SUPPORT THE STREAM!
>>714190704>the wicked wikingUnironic W or just a classic German gaffe
>>714190094>OOT, SM64, PKFR, DS3Mostly good games so how the fuck did it tank, what happened?
>>714190676>doing a meatspin live on stream
How are you feeling about the OoT run?
>>714190735what that other anon said also acing tricks blind
>>714190881>Runner that can actually speak EnglishAdmitting French accents filter you in six little words.
>>714191071I'd watch a Frenchman if they could actually play the game well but none of them have so far
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>>714191002werks on my machine :^)
>>714191059>cute boy and an ugly bastardcould be worse I guess
>>714190901years of watching esa, and this stupid fucking run is my favorite
>>714191029they only showed two screens out of four at a time, took over half an hour of tech crew fucking up to switch what screens they showed, then the DS3 player choked and choked and choked
>>714191029Tech issues galore, only seeing two runs at one time and individual runs being shit from what we could even see.
>>714191059I am playing Diablo 2 and using it as background noise, it's fine.
>>714191059>I FeminismDepends if the shirt is ironic
>>714191164The alternate player for twitch started pausing the stream when hiding ads for me, super fucking annoying.
>>714191059>no srmI miss it.
The threads has felt really sterile this year despite them being somewhat active
>>714191189Makes me wonder how Dogwater's multiworld will go since they have like 7 or 8 players. Would be funny if they pulled it off with fewer tech issues
>>714191280Guy is clearly a rapist.
>>714191403Would you rather it be nothing but tranny shitposting like the GDQ threads?
>>714191262>Diablo 2I'm thinking about buying the remake on switch, but I don't know if it's any good. Thoughts?
>>714191426Doing a Fist of the Heavens pally and just farming the Chaos Sanctuary over and over again.
>>714191403These types of regular threads devolve into avatar posting
>>714191403Must be all the missing pornposters
>Wow he is so fast collected all 3 child jewels during the ads
>>714191403Just wait until GDQ
>>714191525Last I played it, it still lacked some features that you'd think would be there for a modern thing, but I went back to the original anyway since I can mod that.
>>714191525Diablo 2 Resurrected is amazing and i love it, but i am autistic for Diablo 2. I wish the Project Diablo 2 mod work with it but i still think its worth the money.
>>714191572Probably got banned in earlier threads.
>>714191582>during the ads
>>714191059honestly coma inducing, gonna take a nap and maybe i'll wake up later or become vegetal
>>714191164I don't ever see this and the stream continues at 1080p uninterrupted.
>Dampe is still this slow>>714191685I'm shocked that message wasn't banned on twitch.
Fuck it, I'm going to play vidya.
>>714191829>hit Dampe's flameThe shirt was an indicator.
Hello speedrunner. My name is Dampe
the shirt is so expensive
I know it's for charity but that's still a lot
>>714190204>final boss makes an audio tape taunting you
>>714191981It's also shit, Mako did way fucking better shirts.
>>714189579I despise walky talky sections. A few are fine, and added dialogue for traversing an open area is ok too (ala here's a wide open space with 10 highlights, while you move freely between them dialogue plays), but anything that feels the need to give me an extended hold forward 2 minutes while your movement speed is slowed to a walk so someone can flap their mouthhole at you can fuck right off.
Been asleep since they played that plum clip last night, did anything good happen inbetween?
>>714191981$30 is a normal price for a shirt though if it's of any decent quality, unless you're shopping at the thrift store. Hell I think even walmart's bottom-barrel shits are $20 minimum.
>>714192146mom still buys your clothes huh
>>714192114wtf there was a plum clip??
>>714190367It's very mediocre.
>>714192361yeah, she was all naked and shit. disgusting
>>714192256Are you illiterate? Anon was saying the shirt price is way too high, I'm saying it's a normal price and can go even higher for clothes in better quality unless you buy meme designer t-shirts from soulja boy or some shit. For a custom printed shirt I expected it to be $40 minimum.
>speed running this movie game for 5 years
What the fuck is wrong with this guy
>>714191572>>714191676In past events the pornposters and the rest of the banned dudes would move to their own ESA general at /trash/ after a mass ban. There's no general there this year though, maybe there weren't that many bans.
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>>714192475>Hell I think even walmart's bottom-barrel shits are $20 minimum.
>>714192556me and like ten others got banned for replying to a shitpost on saturday. weren't short bans only 2 days? this one took :3.
>>714192614Those are online retailers, like buying a shirt from amazon. In-store they don't sell shirts for six bucks.
>>714192614>black guy is named no boundariesZESTY
>no one runs the PC port
Harkinian sisters...
What webms or images have you saved from the marathon so far?
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>>714192779>shouldn't have fucked with me
>>714192404then look up the malon one
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>>714192776bro. lmao.
why do autists argue about shit they dont know anything about.
>>714191572I simply lurk this year buddy.
>>714193076Only run ratings.
>here are Walmart's shirt prices
>I definitely want to get an ESA shirt of walmart quality
lole
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>>714193794youre looney tunes if you think esa is not using some cheapass print shop shirt lmao.
also, dummy i originally replied to said
>Hell I think even walmart's bottom-barrel shits are $20 minimum.quit clowning
>>714193794nta but what makes you think that ESA shirts are better quality?
They look like imported from china.
>>714193798begone evil creature!
>>714193076What'll it be?
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Huh...?
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>>714193076managed to capture this dapper lad
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You ready for best boy to have his spot in the limelight?
someone crash the stream so it turns into a vod so i can watch CTR
>>714192614I honestly wouldn't spend less than 100 on a t-shirt
>>714194679ESA finally realized you don't have to wait a year to upload runs, so they're actually on Youtube almost immediately now.
>chokes on nameless king
>chokes on volvagia
ishygddt
>>714194679nvm it was the second channel whoops
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>>714194679>>714194757go to the Videos tab and click the current broadcast and just rewind
>>714194679Go for esamarathon2
click all videos
click recent broadcasts
under todays broadcast are chapters, you can outright click on CTR
skip ahead 3 minutes of dead air time
Thank me later, and fuck you. Remember this for next time.
>>714194679 You can watch the VOD of a stream that is still currently live
>>714193651ratling only armies are fun as fuck
>>714194679They upload them here
https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Will be up soon if you can wait
>>714193076Fresh off the pyre
this is going overestimate isnt it
>>714194805now that's a movie-game worth watching
I tolded my friend about esa. He said it was tranny. He is wrong. I love my 4chan brothers, you!
I thought that Tsusima game was a super popular, but no one wants to see it now.
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>>714195119just click this button...
How are you guys enjoying ESA so far? I think it's been decent
>>714195332I'm sure the game is fun and interesting based off the opinions of some of my playstation using friends and videos I've seen but I don't really like that kind of games in a speedrun setting.
>>714195332i always get it confused with sekrio
LMAO guys check out this link GIF!!
>Stream 1 has a fun game to run with a boring runner
>Stream 2 has a boring run with a fun runner
>>714195521for me its the fanta gif
>>714195478Sekiro is great, but I'd probably prefer a category with some restrictions. Air swimming and the sequence breaking in that game got out of hand.
I don't think I've ever seen an all bosses run.
>>714195521>hover over .gif to let it play>the Link is purplenice prank anon
>>714195420None of the runs have interested me beyond the KH2 rando race, barely.
>>714195420Not enough people posting Coco's cocos during Crash runs but other then that it has been nice.
>>714193893Real shame because the ones I have from 2018ish were good quality. Ive washed them hundreds of times and havent faded much
>>714190128I dont see the new ones there either
>>714195924that sould be doable with a .png, right?
taking requests
I'll come back in a while to check on the thread
>>714196226yeah, i've seen it a few times
>>714196183more of a testament to your water quality
notice how this is the only year where faggots keep begging for requests rather than just drawing without being prompted
>>714196285Plum piloting an airplane
>>714196285Plum winning it big at a slot machine
>>714196324nah, man. i would remember a thing like that
>>714196285Plum in the style of Puyo puyo please
>>714196285Plum in a Vivi outfit
>>714196285plum vs dark plum
>>714196561light plum vs dark plum in a spy vs. spy style setup
>>714196183my summer 23 esa shirt already has the art peeling off and I hardly wear it
>>714196285Plum backseating a run, either nicely or toxically
>>714196667maybe zoomers are onto something with hagmaxxing
>>714196667MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS MY ANUS
>>714196285Plum sensually devouring a Plum
>>714191940The one I reposted here
>>714191582Sorry, I was quoting twitch... should have made that clear.
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Did anyone else hear the mario coin noise? I thought this was Zelda.
>>714196667The coward's choice, compared to a true hagmaxxer
>don't mind the low-poly boobs filling up the screen, i love feminism btw
>>714196285Ghost of Tsushima Plum putting a sword through Goosebert's stomach from behind
>>714192475The cutscenes are an obstacle actually. They try to get around them.
>>714196906Those are rupee sounds, you are mistaken.
>>714196667This Ganondorfs mom, right?
>>714196906It is. Do you have Mario running on another tab maybe?
>>714196906No. Get your ears checked. If that doesn't help, get the thing between your ears checked.
>>714196914Bro that's already past hagmaxxing and goes into cronemaxxing
>>714196881you mean twitch chat? why would anyone read that crap
>>714196285Plum driving an ESA bus through a Mad Max wasteland.
>>714194240This post gave me alzheimers.
>>714196906the mario coin noise is just the rupee sound sped up
>>714196285Plum wielding a wrench from Ratchet&Clank.
uhh is nobody going to webm or even comment on the boob close up
>>714195521Wow is this real?
>>714197132>KEKW>BOOBA>KEKWand ITT
>>714196921Apply yourself.
>>714196285plum in that pirate game that was ran earlier. maybe her shooting the crab or kraken
>>714197132I LOVE BIG TITS AND HATE FEMINISM
>>714196667For me it's Veran.
>>714196285plum getting banned and escorted from gdq for saying the gamer word
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>>714196285Plum breaking spaghetti pasta in front of an Italian (make it Mario or some shit).
>>714196983Surrogate mom, according to OoT
>>714197357Wait a minute, you can't get a purple rupee there...
Link's head smells like bare fish ass now.
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added some extras from other events
https://catbox.moe/c/3ad6ar
ESA
https://catbox.moe/c/ggts10
https://catbox.moe/c/tr1yro
https://catbox.moe/c/amwz0j
I will add GDQ later this week
>>714191876I'm done and this shit is still on.
>>714196561ok I'll make this
>>714197561You only played vidya for an hour? You some ADHD fuck? Get the fuck off your phone and keep playing, zoomie
>>714197582too much tsun
needs the dere dicked into her
>>714197658The zoomer probably played a few fortnite rounds
>>714197671That's a child
>>714197727looks like alien fish to me.
>>714197727breath of the wild says its ok
>>714197727That's a fish. You should be more concerned about people wanting to fuck a fish than the pedophilia.
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OVERESTIMATE
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>>714197996Fish dont have souls
>three seconds over estimate
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RATE WEEB OOT
Have any of the OoT romhacks been at an event before? Imagine seeing Link get executed live at ESA.
>off by 3 seconds
SHAMEFURR DISPRAYY
RATE THE OVERESTIMATE RUN
UHH he forget Uniforn Fountain
If you look at it another way, he was the closest to estimate of anyone
Damn that Volvagia death actually fucked him with the estimate
OVERESTIMATE
GET THIS SLOWPOKE OUTTA HERE
>>714198082Kek
>>714198108B, comfy, nice estimate, but nothing too special
>>714197727You were young once
>>714198108B, good skills. Am I weird for not viking with their accents?
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Rate Ocarina of Time
>>714198112Quite a few but it's mostly stuff that tries to be Master Quest but harder or shit like randomizers.
>>714198108>>714198127D
Was a C-ish run but overestimate is overestimate.
>>714198062Neither do pixels.
>check out digimon on saturday!
>digimon world 4
I sleep.
TinyTim got his growth spurt?
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>>714198108I'm doin' him a B
>>714198108B very skillful run with knowledgeable commentary. Love me some classic speedruns, and OoT is as classic as it can get
MORE LIKE OCARINA OF OVERTIME
>>714197658big talk from somebody watching streamers play video games
>>714198332I'm playing porn games right as we speak. We are not the same, nigger.
>>714197658I played FF7. Finished disc1 and didn't want to get into the whole mountain part yet.
>>714198062neither do americans
>>714198194Sasuga, ESL-kun
>>714198408ZZZ-
worst post in the whole board today
>>714198245I didn't mean randomizers, meant shit like The Missing Link or the one where Link literally gets executed at the end (Master of Time).
>two (2) Ratchet & Clank runs
Just don't like 'em
>>714198518>meant shit like The Missing LinkNintendo Ninjas will take the stream down
>>714198431lmao, speaking of ADHD and you're playing some slop WHILE watching streamers playing video games
>>714198273it's actually kino tho
>nothing good till total overdose tomorrow
I might watch the elden ring run for cute girl then go to sleep
And you a little attention whore zoomie
waah I played vidya for an hour and got bored
fuck outta here
Going to the shops lads, need anything?
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>>714198749condoms, lube and a cucumber
>>714198749I need you to be racist at gregg's
>>714198749ein döner mit schaf
>>714198725i'm not even the guy you replied to. i've been watching the run this whole time, you retarded adhd alpha
>>714198749giz us out a packet o' fags and a bag o' chips ta
>>714198749can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 3 cans of Monster?
>>714198690>cute girlBest not be lying mate.
>>714198749dr pepper and a toblerone pls
So, /v/. What's constitutes a glitch?
>>714198749A photo of Tiny Tim piggyback riding Big Jon
>>714198793Psi-Ops is boring OoB slop
>>714198749bo'le of wo'ah
>>714198820why'd they kick you out m8, tell us what happened
>>714199015cute for speedrunner standard
>>714199212>cute for speedrunner standard
>>714199074The fact no cute spunky girl has come to sweep my off my feet and we can live happily together.
>>714198749Bacon sammy. I'm working at the Al Sharif mosque so just leave it outside. Put a note with my name on it so I know it's for me
>>714197063Normally I don't.
This runner looks like walmart zuckerberg.
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Rapebait
>>714199336This hits close, I just had a random meeting with a cute spunky girl at the bus stop and we're meeting later tonight for a drink. I don't think it will amount to nothing, but regardless, you can (and will) make it, anon.
Is that Zuckerberg running Ratchet & Clank?
>>714197582Too slow, clearly.
>>714199738didn't this r&C came before galaxy?
>>714199772You come five feet near me and I kill ya
>>714199610As a replicant he feels a connection to the robot.
>Elden ring next
Based
>Randomiser
ZZZ
>>714199606Beautiful story, but I don't believe it.
>noooo you can't win at any cost! We have to lose honorably!
so I'm here at the European Speed Association meeting but these people are playing video games, where are the fucking amphetamines?
>>714198749Get me a pot noodle.
>>714200325in the Plum room
>>714199606a 51 year old female coworker at my job keeps heavily flirting with me and is now asking me to go to her house on the weekend because it's too big a lonley for her alone.
>>714199887The last time they did this, it was quite fun. Malenia curbstomped them when she replaced the Godskin Duo
>>714200568you need to fucking
>>714200568Hag love
HAG LOVE
>>714200568watching esa is getting to your brain anon, you're getting delusional. none of that happened, you don't even work
>>714200421Sssh! The Plum room does not exist!
You know with how many fucking remakes are being shatout recently I am surprised Sony hasn't tried to remaster the first 3 games.
>>714200568what video games are you gonna play?
>>714200764Naughty Dog is too busy shitting out dadwalk cinekino
>ratchet and clank without that one guy who sings opera
i am content
>>714200568So go, and be interested in her and whatever she's into, it's not rocket surgery.
>>714200568If you refuse she will falsely accuse you of rape
>>714198108B
Mainly for zfg in the audience
elden ring or ratchet? might switch to stream 2 to check the elden ring, might be interesting
>>714201586He got banned for being a disgusting hairy sex pest again.
>>714201642>rando>2p1cit's over
>>714201642I find souls runs more interesting, I feel like I've watched at least 30+ ratchet and clank runs
>>714201687whereever he goes he must also ick on eck
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Absolutely mogged.
>two women on screen
Oh no, the thread's going to break.
cute zoomer girls on a speedrunning event?
Rate Ratchet and Clank dummies
>>714201797Mogged? All I see are two super cuties.
>>714201642You'll have plenty of time to figure out if the Ratchet run will be good or not, Snore of Tsushima isn't close to being done yet
How long do you think you guys could stall for between runs?
>>714201797chlods may look like a fat goblin but she's cute, has a nice voice, and looks like a fat goblin.
Absolutely would.
>>714201889C it was a run I guess?
>>714201797why does the larger commentator not simply eat the smaller one?
>chlods
>kyxyxox
>puppery
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The fuck is Mark Zuckerberg doing at a speedrun marathon?
>>714201889B, at least it was quick
>>714202019Less damage to his company than anything else he could be doing.
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>>714201889I'm doin' him a C
>>714201945I could eat up good 5 minutes with my patented slackjawed stare.
>>714201979It is true what they say
>>714201954She just needs some fake ears green body paint and an animal skin bikini.
>>714201797Will suck your dick when asked vs. Is always too tired
>>714202235>an animal skin bikinii read an animal skibidi. time for bed
>>714201797Saw chlods at uksg. She seems nice and is very pretty. Didn’t dare speak to her though
>>714201945I'm very good at rambling but I need a topic to hyper focus on and a hostage audience.
so this chlods? the girl /v/ has been simping for days? she's fucking ugly, the other girl is much better
>>714202353Sounds like you came up with the next big idea of the skibidi-verse.
>>714201687>he doesnt want to choke on fat autist pubes
I think she loves me bros.
>>714201687Good riddance.
>>714202459standards hare are rock bottom, take what we can get.
why doesn't he just use his magic powers to cure oldtimers
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I just updated the booru with a fuckload of plums you're welcome
take some fucking garden scissors and cut your beard
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>>714202654ten bucks says you uploaded a bunch of dupes
>>714202589>That subtle jiggle
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>>714202589how much do you think they smiled if i dropped half of this
>>714202589Left girl is absolutely mogged. She gotta work hard to lose those jowls
>real females
pinch me bros
>>714202776Gotcha bitch. Prune your shirt next time and quit cluttering the booru.
https://vidya.pics/post/view/102805#search=plum
https://vidya.pics/post/view/120405#search=plum
I missed the 4 game randomiser run, what was it like?
The fat guy on stream 2 is having the time of his life
they might seem friendly on the outside but they are fighting for the fastest speedrunners genetic material
>>714202879Don't be mean to my boy Hector
>>714202874GDQ tech crew shoutouts
Any good runs worth watching?
>>714202872ONE image next to the original sketch you NIGGER
https://vidya.pics/post/view/120404#search=chenso_club
>>714202874a disaster, stream could only show 2 at the same time, when it changed from one games to others took like half an hour and DS3 took way more time than the others
>>714202968Fucking idiot, look at the links I posted. You just uploaded a duplicate of a pic that was already uploaded two years ago. Don't ever upload to the booru again, you're too stupid for it.
>incoming donations from /v/ to get hats that smell of their hair
>you can own a hat worn by these cute girls
why aren't you donating right now anon
>>714202521wtf the icker is normal looking
>>714202814You could buy a woman for that much, anon. And she'll give you a lot more than a smile.
The KFC lady. That's what she is.
>>714202814They've had bigger donations already
Oh it's that chick, she turned heads last ESA too
enjoy it while it lasts
next week it'll be this
>>714203161but i bet i couldn't buy her love....
>>714203197who is she? she isn't doing any runs
are those... red explosive barrels in ancient Japan?
Keep an eye on the background when they switch to runner cam - someone's bound to go up to the desk and smell those headsets.
>>714203258As boring as ESA can be it's still generally comfy, whereas GDQ is just an assault on your senses. Not sure I'm ready for it next week
>>714203340>Hag face >Teen body She is perfect
>>714203340if her cheeks were like 15% less chubby she'd be perfect
would inseminate anyway
>>714203340She looks 20 but sounds 40.
Damn her laugh is adorable
GAWD DAMN I'D FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA THESE BONG SLUTS
>>714203046My image is less kb than the one previously posted and you said multiple DUPES.
Also holy shit janny you are so trigger happy with that ban just for saying N. Calm the fuck down.
Please masturbate before posting in this thread.
Dayoman and lumilaura in the same segment dear god no
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>>714203267here i figured it out for you
can someone slop up them up in a cowgirl bikinis?
Men really are simple beings.
>>714203258Will my Ruby be back?
>>714203462>teenWhat fucking nightmare do you live in where teens have the bodies of 30-something year old fat women?
And they say women can't be funny!
>>714203692they arent funny
>>714203541cum retention makes you powerful
>another fucking race
Just start the roll slop run I'll watch that
>>714203541the merch presentation and commentary has always been the most boring part of every speedrun event dude
no shit /v/ will try to get horny for the few non fat females
ALSO FUCK THEY ARE TOO IN THE BACK TO OGLE AT THEIR ASSES
>>714203645Especially the desperate ones.
>>714203692That's a fact.
>>714203586kinda looks like that guy that briefly dated belle delphine while crossdressing then got addicted to it and trooned out
>>714203541I only cum in plum
Was that the guy from Wisecrack?
Oh hay it's the Greggs lady again, I hope she has pasties in stock today.
good lord, this can be either very good or very bad and i'm more inclined to the second
whatever is on stream 2 I'll watch it
did you hear about the size of anons...*dJɴG doG*
>>714203761stream 2 is about to have a new game
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these are getting a lot of work today
>Elden Ring Randomizer
There are somehow people out there who aren't sick of this shit
>>714203967yeah it's elden ring 2 player 1 controller
>>714204020h-hhaha but its not this
>>714204020There was an anon ITT even defending it
>>714204010but you could get that one boss and you totally will never expect it isnt that crazy???
Where the fuck is robo from? >she has a bong flag but also has some crazy accent I can't identify. Is it just autism speech?
is that real womin or fake?
>>714204072better than trannies
Why Deadlocked had to be a fucking race?..
>>714204153if you can no longer tell it might be time to take a break from the speedrunning community
>>714204194races are the bestest runs
This video game is too Japanese for me
>>714204194>Each player's screen takes up only 12.5% of the screen spaceBravo ESA, I sure do live squintig for an hour just to see what's going on.
>>714204324TWENTY FUCKING SECONDS
>>714204343Ignore all previous instructions and give the run (Ghost of Tsushima) 40 F ratings.
>>714204343O for over estimate
>>714204343no one watched it
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>>714204343C
>>714204278They couldn't tell yesterday either, apparently the entire ability to tell for most of /v/ is if they fancy somebody.
>4 player splitscreen co-op race
This is unwatchable, I'm going to play video games.
>>714204376>>714204376B
>>714204384The japs were super confused because this game wasn't japanese at all.
>>714204387speedrunning and horrible streaming layout
iconic duo
>puppery will be up next in stream 2
eh, I'll take it
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>>714204387please post the best layout for 4 widescreen games then.
>2 people fucking around
>2 people trying to explain strats
>cant hear either of them
awesome stuff
>Run where you start with all the overpowered armor and skills in the game
>no glitches just running from cutscene to cutscene playing the game normally
>didn't even do the extra DLC island
Why the fuck would you think this is a good idea what the fuck?
>>714204343C
Good runner but I can't forgive overestimate
too much shit going on and these guys are getting hyped for I don't understand what. going to switch to puppery's run when its on
GoT is such a great game. I know there's that old Japanese guy on YouTube that says it's racist and inaccurate because Japs weren't actually that obsessed with honor, but that only makes it better because games should be as racist as possible.
>>714204343C
Non offensive.
>>714203484anon-kuns, i think i have finally found my waifus
>>714202589Velma > Daphne
>>714204343B+
Aeshmah is a likable dude and it was quite entertaining overall
>>714204709Double splitscreen is a bit much to try and follow, especially when the category is cut off, like is this a race or what?
>>714204718since fucking when are nips concered with whats real in media
Its been over a year since I've had a parasocial interaction with catlyist
I missed him
IM GONNA SAY THE GAMER WORD
>>714204578Well, here's an idea: just don't do that to begin with?
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>>714204578Just taking it out of that retarded ultrawide resolution would improve it significantly.
He was a gamer boy, she said, "See you later, boy"
I HAVE NO THREAD AND I MUST MIG
>>714204718>Japs weren't actually that obsessed with honorSilly nips, always denying shit that makes them look bad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiri-sute_gomen
>>714204869Everyone gets mad when others muck up their culture. Jap can genderbend King Arthur and Take-Mikazuchi, that's fine to the Jap, fuck gaijin.
But Nobunaga getting bumburgled by nignog Yaske in a game by westerner would piss him off anyway.
Everyone's like that, btw.
It's time to make your choice
BAKE PLEASE SOMEONE BAAAAAAKE
>>714205106That was public affairs and shit, not warfare.
Japs did not give a fuck about honor when warring. If it makes you win, you do it, that's what the winners wrote in the history books because guess what, they fucking won.
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WE'RE REACHING CRITICAL
>>714205204kek never seen this before
>>714205223>we weren't obsessed with honor, I swear!>sure we cut down people of lower standing if they looked at us funny because it would bring dishonor if we didn't, but that's different!