It's over...

>>714191919 (OP)
He's always playing autistic characters is this bad casting?

>>714191919 (OP)
How do you go from playing Starcraft to this?

>>714191919 (OP)
i thought that was normal for street fighter movies.

>>714191919 (OP)
This movie will probably be really bad, but somehow it's still going to be better than the the cluster fuck that will be the Zelda live action

>>714191919 (OP)
Better choice than who they got for Dan.

Mister Bison is my favorite street fighter

>>714191919 (OP)
Cody Rhodes is playing Guile.

>>714191919 (OP)
Heavy shoes to fill, no live-action M. Bison can ever match, much less surpass, Raul Julia's performance.

>new game releases are half assed movie adaptations that hate the source material
>new movie releases are half assed video game adaptations that hate the source material
just put the entire entertainment industry out of its misery

>>714193113
I'm glad someone else realizes this. It's like with Joker in the Batman movies, you can never top Nicholson or Ledger's versions, so you have to invent your own and do as good a job in a unique way.

>>714192940
Why not, you know, Cody, the character that he's literally did marketing as for Capcom.

>>714191919 (OP)
>bitching about completely insipid shit
This is one of the most worthless threads I've seen in my life, but for /v/, it was Tuesday.

>>714193801
So why did you reply?

>>714192103
He’s really good in Murderbot. Also Bison is pretty autistic. He keeps making cute female clones to for him to transfer his consciousness into when his current body degrades.

>>714194021
>Seth did the same thing
What is up with Shadoloo? Even Vega isn't this weird.

>>714193327
Cody is not a core Street Fighter character directly tied to fighting against Shadaloo, if Rhodes can actually land the role of Guile he knows for sure he will have a substantial part in the movie.

No one should be surprised. The entire cast is a bunch of meme casting actors. This movie is going to be straight ass.

>>714193301
Maybe if someone gave him cancer and two kids that love Street Fighter he'd be able to match Raul

>>714194453
>fifty

Must watch.

>>714192398
On paper, Raul Julia, especially whilst dying of stomach cancer, was not the right choice for Bison. But holy fuck, he made it fun by just hamming everything up hard.

>>714191919 (OP)
mite b cool. The actor usually plays creepy or psycho characters so it might end up perfect

>>714194453
Movie should have just been animated

>>714194643
50 Cent being fucking Balrog is so weird but it's the ONLY casting I can see that's somewhat interesting because of how retarded it is. Alan Ritchson could have been a decent Dan too cause he's funny as shit but they gave him to some literal who.

>>714192398
Raul Julia with end stage cancer mogs the fuck out of this dimeless shitter

>>714194453
>andrew schulz as dan hibiki
this feels like a personal attack by the casting director to me specifically

>>714194453
>Roman Reigns Akuma
Fucking kek

>>714194453
here's your balrog

>>714195484
to be fair could ANYONE do a decent Akuma?

>Cody and Roman getting cast for the movie while kenny, the actual fan, is doing dlc trailers cosplaying as c viper
KWAB

>>714194453
And I thought Taboo from Black Eyed Peas was awful casting for Vega. Have they literally just picked this guy because he wears a mask on stage?

>>714194551
Even then, Julia was still a boss and doing shit like sneaking out to go to the casino with Van Damme at night, or smoking cigars after his doctor said 'Seriously, you're dying. Stop it.' That's a certain temperament you don't just decide to have.

>>714195037
Creepy Bison could work if they go back to the 'he's trying to make super soldiers with genetic engineering and mind control' angle, but play it a bit more straight; like if Christopher Nolan made the movie.

>>714194935
>>714195172
Raul Julia is a gem, i was poking fun because he doesn't look like the road rage demon from the video games.

>>714195868
>Seriously, you're dying. Stop it
I mean, I don't think a Doctor should care what someone with terminal cancer does. Raul's fucked, let him do what he wants until he kicks the bucket. Still a shame but cancer is a fucking bitch like that.

>>714191919 (OP)
I live in the same town this guy grew up in so I met him when I worked at a movie theater. He was pretty nice, acted like he was any otjer regular customer, but his friends were annoying.

>>714192940
Cool I can't wait to hear his nasally lisp ruining guile!

>>714195609
Knowing how the Internet is when characters are race swapped, I probably would have picked a Japanese wrestler

>>714196606
That's understandable, but a pipe dream since unfortunately this movie is for burgers that want to appeal to burgers and none of them know a Japanese wrestler to save their lives outside of maybe Kenny Omega and Shinsuke Nakamura.

>>714195609
Bolo Yeung but he's pretty old now. maybe as Gen

>>714194453
>3rd time vega is an ugly faggot

>>714191919 (OP)
Can't be worse than this guy.
>>714194453
Can't be worse than the whole cast of this guy's movie.

>>714192398
>>714194935
>I BEHELD SAAAATAAAN, AS HE FELLLLL FROM HEAVEN, LIKE LIIIIGHTNIIIIIING!

>yet another unneeded, unwanted remake

>>714194453
Who was casted as Cummy?

Hmm hmmm hmm hmmm hmm

>>714192398
Don't even try to compare them, this nigga was literally dying and still bulked as much as he phisically could WHILE mogging everyone else with his acting, he's literally the only reason why this movie wasn't completelu forgotten

>>714200493
Jean Claude "I showed her my Thailand" Van Damme was pretty good

>>714198926
SOMETHING WRONG, COLONEL?

YOU CAME HERE TO FIGHT A MADMAN

AND INSTEAD YOU FOUND

A GOD?!

>>714196606
I know Shingo hates westerners, but I don't think I've ever heard a promo of his, even a New Japan press conference promo

>>714198403
No one cares about vega, you noisome faggot.

>>714201751
GAAAAAME
OOOVEEEEEEEEEEER

>>714192398
He did all this for his son. I respect this man with every cell in my body.

>>714191919 (OP)
>the hollywood industry doesn't have any talent or passion left to screen better movies on theaters cuz of nepotism and catering to thirdie audience cuz of globalism propoganda.
>immediately wants gamers money.
I'm sad that the LA fires incident didn't burn each and every wokeywood asset.

>>714203226
I'm sad the LA fires didn't burn until the end of time.

>>714192940
Getting rid of that dogshit tattoo would do wonders for his looks. I realize he's a big merchandiser with that logo but the dude's like a showcase of just how bad tattoos can get.

>>714194643
this. its DMX acting in Jet Li movies all over again. its gonna be pure kino

>>714192940
He should be playing Geese Howard as he looks perfect for it. Minus the tattoo

>>714203580
He has a neck tattoo on his chest, and a chest tattoo on his neck.

Why are they casting actual actors? Just fill the roles with meathead professional fighters. The characters are already a bunch of meatheads so it would work fine.

>>714201104
>we need an actor to play an American airforce pilot

Muscles from Brussels it is.

>>714203580
The tattoo was one of the stupidest decisions I've ever seen from a wrestler, a job built on making weekly stupid decisions.
He was a clean-cut looking guy who kept talking about wanting to get into acting and even politics with the perfect handsome look for both, and then he gets this giant distracting wrestling logo in a place which no suit can ever hide.

>>714194453
>50 as Balrog
>Momoa going full bizarre
Yeah this will be kino

>>714192398
the greatest M. Bison!

>>714194453
Why are they casting a curly brown hair indian boy to play ken, a blonde straight haired american man?

>>714200493
They should start casting theatre actors as villains in mediocre movies again. It seems like that's their free pass to unleash and steal the entire movie.

>>714204051
its funny that audience still haven't noticed how hollywood has released 100+ movies this year and only 50 actors get the main role.
the industry is dying cuz of this nepotism but the dumb audience will only start seething when a nigger man steals the job of a white man or reverse.

>>714204565
The problem with casting 50 Cent for this is it's 2025 now. He isn't a ripped guy in his 30s anymore.

>>714191919 (OP)
this is great casting i don't give a fuck what you niggas say

>>714194453
50 cent is carrying this movie

>>714205452
2025 Balrog: man I don't have 50 cents to my name

>>714195037
>mite b cool
You mean, "Might be cool" ESL kun?

>>714206059
newfag-kun...

>>714205981
he will be paid in Bipson bux

>>714204051
>Why are they casting actual actors? Just fill the roles with meathead professional fighters. The characters are already a bunch of meatheads so it would work fine.
never take fan castings seriously this is so fuckin stupid.

>>714206138
Oh my god whatever it's some old ass Millennial meme from like 20 years ago. Got a family to take care of Dad?

>>714206154
I can't remember, did this movie have a gag where two of the characters thought they had made off with a suitcase full of money and it was all worthless Bisonbux?

>>714206406
i do, as well as a home, and a dog. i just bought a magnetic cup holder for my lawn mower so i can finally be the 34 year old boomer i always wanted to be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7W1-k8nUZo

>>714206691
you remembered right
I think it was Zangief and DJ

>>714191919 (OP)
I think he's got the face for it. I just hope they edit him a bit or use fancy angles and costumes to make him "larger than life" instead of just being a normal human.

>>714206059
u mite b a faget

>>714205452
he actually gave a good performance in Get Rich Or Die Trying

>>714206691
>>714206865
I was wrong it was
Sagat and DJ

>>714207237
>>714206865
Man iirc Dee Jay was pretty funny in this movie too. I should watch it again.

>>714205215
It's been years since i've watched movies, do zoomers even have famous actors? I know of the mutt from the new Spiderman movies and the fag from Dune who made xbox controller reviews

>>714207421
Dee Jay is a good straight man in Bison's saturday morning cartoon League of Doom, opposite Zangeif as the lunkheaded goon. Ah man, I should've stayed at Microsoft!

>>714207593
He gets to bang a Jenner

>>714206904
>I think he's got the face for it. I just hope they edit him a bit or use fancy angles and costumes to make him "larger than life"
He just needs to hit the gym and lift. Which is something I'm 99.9% certain that's what he's going to do.

>>714194453
Where is JackBlack or Danny D vitro?

>>714207593
>It's been years since i've watched movies
Loser

>>714207836
Look at this dude Anon he doesn't have a bison build he's got the perpetual skinny build that can't bulk and can't get fat.
They just need his face and CG the rest

>inb4 somehow Gill is included in the movie
If it comes to that, we all know who should play that part

>>714206904
desu I think they can do a good job on this just by having good choreography and effects so I can clap when Bison does a psycho punisher

>>714208121
He's playing Cammy

>>714191919 (OP)
Funniest shit i've read today
This dude is more fitting for fucking Necro, not M. Bison

>>714208165
it just needs to not take itself too seriously

>>714208394
It should take itself very seriously
Not in a retarded MUH REALISM kind of way
In a motherfucking STREET FIGHTER kind of way

>>714208015
>Look at this dude Anon he doesn't have a bison build
Dude, SF uses anime cartoon where muscles and bodies are goofily exaggerated. It's fine if he gets some muscle. It's going to be a goofy over the top movie. It shouldn't take SF itself seriously. Great casting so far IMHO. It's not a good, or bad casting. It's just fun.

>>714208508
I can't have fun unless it's game accurate.
Enjoy eating shit

>>714208121
>inb4
Can someone translate the ESL with this weird ass language?

>>714194453
Going for camp I think was the movie's only hope, given how huge the cast is, and how little sense the plot is supposed to make.

>>714208589
>I can't have fun unless it's game accurate.
Fuck your "game accuracy" nerd.

>>714208593
Holy zoomerino

>>714208686
>Fuck your "game accuracy" nerd.
kek based.

>>714192398
https://youtu.be/97K0V5_WGiI?si=8gAM4FZ1NjM4eipF
I wish the music video for this was still up....

what are the odds that cammy is actually hot and has her ass out

>>714192940
You litteraly could not do worse than the orignal actor, so whatever

>>714208394
Fuck you. This line of thinking was the reason the latest trend of metanarrative humor and careless acting has plagued not only capeshit scripts, but any action movie in general. I miss the early 00's movies where even if we were watching some goofy shit about mutants, Vin Diesel running street races or killing aliens in another planet, or Angelina Jolie exploring caves, the movie developed itself in a serious matter without shitty dialogue and unfunny jokes every 2 seconds.

>>714208508
>It's fine if he gets some muscle
That's the main issue anon: we seriously DOUBT this dude can get some muscle. It's like expecting Michael Cera to play as Zangief

>>714208479
The golden middle road where you make some cool and fun shit. I hope the director doesn't have that disconnect where he looks at something like the SF2 movie and thinks over the top attacks and yelling mid-fight is just silly.

>>714209178
The street fighter movie should have street fighter in it.
If the director doesn't like it they can go make pavement kerfuffle or some shit.

>>714207850
They're keeping themselves for the inevitable KoF remake film as Chang amd Choi

>>714207850
Jack Black will be cast as Cody and Davito will play Lily.

>>714191919 (OP)
It would've been funny if he buffed up for this role and was playing Shiryu in One Piece, since Shiryu and Bison are both expies of Yasunori Kato. But instead he's playing scrawny goofball Mr. 3.

Which is to say, this is kind of a weird choice.

>>714209169
>the reason the latest trend of metanarrative humor and careless acting has plagued not only capeshit scripts, but any action movie in general
damn that's such a shame. could have sworn it was because of kikes purposefully injecting dogshit using millenial poz to degrade all things good ala You Will Own Nothing and Be Happy as a means to demoralize, but i don't watch modern goyslop so i'll take your word for it

>>714209169
>That's the main issue anon: we seriously DOUBT this dude can get some muscle.
you've never went into the gym in your life. hollywood knows how to pump up any tofu man into a shredding piece of muscle they got money and resources for that

>>714209789
He's fucking 50, no amount of money will convince him to roid up and risk a heart attack for a movie.

>>714209960
Hit the gym anon maybe you'll get the blood pumping into your small brain of yours. Fucking retard.

>>714206904
People talking about bulking up or whatever.
The real thing we should be concern for is he can ham it up hard enough, like really impose the presence and charisma of a ridiculous super dictator trying to take over the world using martial arts and actually winning if not for those pesky street fighterslol without any shame in it.

>>714194021
Lilith (and Lili) say trans right!

>>714209169
These last years there's been Detective Pikachu, the Sonic movies and the One Piece tv series, all adaptions that played the material completely straight and did very well for it. The faggy quip era is being carried towards an unmarked grave as we speak, so my only worry is if the director has gotten that memo yet.

>>714209960
>and risk a heart attack for a movie.
that's not how steroids work. you risk a heart attack when you slam a stack of 4 peds at once, rapidly, and overdose them. i've been on a very calculated dosage of masteron and tren for a year now, and i'm in perfect health. the goal was to roid up past what i want to maintain for life. i hit 250, i'll ween off everything, maintain 220 until i'm 45, then get on test for life. if you know what you're doing, and have proper guidance from a doctor, you're completely fine. the real danger comes from being so unbearably huge, that you're killing your heart just from having to carry around a mass that's impossible to achieve. it's why so many bodybuilders that were a natural 210, were juicing to 320 into their 60s have their hearts explode. a hollywood actor is going to get the best of the best, and then ween off it right after the movie. that's a few months of steroids, and then multiple years clean. there's literally 0 danger.

Does Street Fighter even have a story?

>>714210595
Yes you fucking idiot.

>>714210595
Zangief must defeat capitalism

>>714210662
like what?

>>714210504
THANK YOU!!! THIS HTIS THIS.

>>714191919 (OP)
Why are they bothering with real actors when AI will produce the best results.

>>714210824
An innocent thai man wants to become a woman, but evil americans won't let him

>>714210824
The main character, Dan, must avenge the death of his father. It's about his journey in life. He eventually goes on a world tour fighting various fighters until he finally confronts the one who did the deed.

>>714210595
Like every fighting game series each game has its own plot/excuse to put all the characters vaguely into a tournament or something else, with each character getting a arcade story and a rough overarching story.
Hinesly the only character's arcade mode story I know in SF is Dan's....

>>714211123
Doesn't Fatal Fury have an actual plot and continuity?

>>714206691
>I can't remember, did this movie have a gag where two of the characters thought they had made off with a suitcase full of money and it was all worthless Bisonbux?
Yes.

>>714211123
Dan has a hard life

Are they going to cg the muscles or something

>>714211223
I would love to get some Bison Dollars as a gag xmas gift.

>>714211070
And then it turns out sagat has actually turned into a pretty good guy who runs a orphanage over the years and ends up being to first person to actually recognize Dan as a legitimately strong fighter when he's not fucking around, so Dan spares sagat and goes off to become super rich starting a chain of dan guy mcdojos
Dan guy is a joke character whos's basically a weaker weirder ryu mind you, well except in sf5 he's like a legit decent character in there

>>714191919 (OP)
>bison
>not expy tyson
They should correct the boss names.

>>714192940
>MELANIN IN MY SOUL
>BIG WHITE DICKS IN EVERY HOLE
>GONNA BREED EVERY JUNGLE BUNNY

>BOOTY'S HERE, BRONZE AGLOW
>GOTTA FILL UP MORE BLACK HOLES
>PANTS GO DOWN, COCK GOES UP, I'M HOME
>WHOOOOOOOOOA OH

>MY FATHER SAID
>WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
>BLACK GIRLS NEED TO BE BLEACHED (TO BE BLEACHED)

>I FUCKED EM ALL AWAY POUND BLACK GIRLS EVERY DAY
>I'M A RACE MIXER
>EMASCULATE THE ROCK WITH MY ALBINO COCK
>ITS THEIR ELIXIR

>JUST LIKE MY COFFEE
>I LIKE MY WOMEN EBONY
>THEY'LL WORSHIP ME UNTIL THE END
>THEY LOVE THE CODESTER

Holy basedola I will now watch your movie.

>>714203580
You don't understand, that is Cody's(YJG) trademark, 'd 'o 'd 'o. He wears a chest tattoo on his neck, and a neck tattoo on his chest. It's memorable, helps his brand, and moves merch.

>>714195502
Hell yeah

>>714211885
I do like how well established his backstory is.
>he's only a joke in universe because Gouken stopped his training
>is still able to hold his own using his own bastardized creation of Shotokan

>>714211957
Wait....
I thought only balrog and bison had the name swap???
Vega's mixed into this shit too???

>>714192940
Why not Cody

>>714212098
Yeah. Usually to distinguish them M.Bipson is called Dictator, Balrog as Boxer, and Vega as claw

>>714191919 (OP)
Cool, are we going to get Street Fighter The Movie The Game Two?

>>714211957
That's why they are called Boxer, Claw and Dictator. Only literal casuals use their names.

>>714211957

>>714212064
Also another thing dan and Akuma are the only people to ever legitimately use a 1 handed hadukentho Akuma did it in a flurry, but he's akuma
And the reason gouken stopped his training was because Dan admitted he wanted to learn shotokan out of revenge.
And on bastardized versions There's also Sakura who also learned a bastardized shotokan but literally just from seeing ryu do it which is even crazier

>>714212889
Crapcom making a
>serious/evil Dan
would be pretty neat. They did it with Ken so I don't see why they wouldn't.

>>714199803
Hunter Schafer, queen of gaming and /v/

>>714191919 (OP)
Hey, count your blessings, it could have been Dolly Parton