Funny how accurate this still is

They're all screw ups but valve

faggot

>>714198449 (OP)
So the cat is Chaotic Evil? Makes sense for Valve, considering what they did to Artifact.

>>714198449 (OP)
I'd have a scared kid as valve, to afraid to do anything new or innovative, scraps every new project if they are unsure about it

>>714198449 (OP)
>>714198580
people are still talking about valve as if it was a gaming company and not just a tax collector middle man

like what was even their last proper pc game release, l4d2 from almost 2 decades ago? How the fuck does this company still have so many fanboys shilling and defending it nonstop when it long stopped caring about them

>Blizzard-Activation
Evil corporation that will sell you a billion versions of CoD. Will never make Warcraft 4. Will never improve WoW, only destroy it.
>Microsoft
Run by pajeets. Somehow managed to ruin Halo.
>Bethesda
Now owned by Microsoft. Somehow managed to ruin Doom.
>EA
See Activision only completely incompetent. Will never make Titanfall 3, a good C&C sequel, or SMAC 2 (yes it owns the IP rights to that).
>Nintendo
Nintendo of America wears the company as a skinsuit. Censorship and open world garbage are all it can manage now.
>Sega
Nobody cares unless you're a Sonic or Total War autist.
>Sony
Nobody cares unless you want Bloodborne 2.
>Valve
Former Microsoft employees who are currently carrying the entire PC industry. Evil but competent. Will probably never release HL3.

>>714198449 (OP)
>at least he doesn't make you pay for anything
You really can tell how old this image is by this sentence alone

>>714198449 (OP)
Nintendo honestly sounds like the most fun.

>>714198947
>scared kid
more like a fat CEO in a billion$ luxury yacht literally not giving a fuck anymore

>>714198953
No i know exactly what they are. A privately owned distributor which is perfect. No investors telling me what I can and can't buy or do in my games. Some porn games are removed here and there but I think overall it's the best platform by a wide margin.

>>714198449 (OP)
It's funny how as an European, I have no connection to Nintendo whatsoever. For me, it's always going to be this alien company that other people gush about.
I guess the Japs deciding to completely ignore the European market made sense in their head.

>>714198449 (OP)
>Blizzard
Rich Friend
>Microsoft
Rich Friend
>Activision
Rich Friend
>Valve

>Nintendo
Rich Friend

>>714198449 (OP)
think EA guy is secretly a bottom fuckboy

>>714198449 (OP)
Wow, I hate every single one of these faggots. I guess its is accurate in some way.

>>714198449 (OP)
>evil corporations
>friends
whoever drew this, is too far gone

>>714198953
They played their cards "right" (mostly) so instead of fucking up so many times they offer some nice products to people and they eat em up

>>714199221
you are really fucking naive anon
it doesn't matter if a company is privately owned if the CEO is still a greedy bastard. There is no other gaming CEO that would pocket as much money from a company and live in such a luxury as Gaben does, and it's ridiculous how many people uniornically see him as some humble game dev, especially when he literally never even actually worked on any of Valve's games. He is an ex-microsoft businessman who found a market gap in the pc game scene and it's distribution a bit sooner than others did, and now taxes 1/3 of pc gaming industry's revenue indifinitely, while you own nothing and you will be happy

>corporation fanfiction

>loyal
>friendly
MY ENTIRE ASS

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>714198449 (OP)
>Blizzard
Jewish "friend"
>Bethesda
Jewish "friend"
>Microsoft
Jewish "friend"
>EA
Jewish "friend"
>Nintendo
Jewish "friend"
>Sega
Jewish "friend"
>Activision
Jewish "friend"
>Sony
Jewish "friend"
>Valve
Jewish "friend"

>>714198449 (OP)
valve really should be making some games. They have the free capital for it

>>714199497
>>714200717
Shut the fuck up snoy tranny

>>714201402
Can't read eh faggot?

>>714199940
All consoles tax the same or more. Just because ebin games is desperately trying to steal steams revenue doesn't make them any better. Hosting your game in steam is already a pipeline to sales that's better than the majority of platforms. If you want a flat amount of money then take an epic exclusive and then actually get sales 2years later on a real platform. Saying "You don't own the game" is such a retarded argument. No media is forever your disks and cartridges will wither only a little longer after an HDD would. Even kept in perfect condition disk rot among other things will claim your physical media you don't own it either. You're renting it until nature comes to reclaim.