Thread 714218383

I hope you're satisfied

>>714218383 (OP)
cute huntress tummies are a time honored tradition
no idea what's compelling people to make instagram sluts in the CC now though

I'm satisfied. Would definitely hate being too poor to play it

i hate that fortnight shit
zoomers in nuMH will do anything except hunting

>>714218383 (OP)
do people really play this shit

>monster hunter is turning into phantasy star 2
what a weird turn of events

>>714218383 (OP)
Sex with the one with bangs

>>714218383 (OP)
trooncoded

You are no longer the target audience for MH.

Just let it go.

>>714218383 (OP)
>mfw I never got into this shit series even for a moment and have seen it simply decline into mediocrity

>>714218383 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjhTVbUFMek&list=RDIjhTVbUFMek&start_radio=1

>>714218383 (OP)
been playing since mh1, i'm more concerned about the garbage gameplay than i am about gestures but go off queen

>>714218383 (OP)
Looks fun. Reminds me of prancing and the hula emote I used to do back in 3U.

>>714218968
Emotes and lobby shit have always been a part of monster hunter

>>714219457
>turning into
Wait until this anon discovers that Monster Hunter was literally inspired by the original Phantasy Star Online.

the gooners over at /mhg/ have made that thread absolutely unusable
if you think janitors have forsaken this board then dare not enter /vg/

>>714220334
Shouldn't have help make Monster Hunter so popular.

i'm playing Rise right now, so far it's good

>>714218383 (OP)
>might as well try the new update
>the game crash when loading a save or starting a game
Man I wish someone could back port poledancing to World because I have no hopes for Wilds.

>>714220397
do you love your dragon wives?

>>714219647
Yeah I coped and noped a couple years back on worlds release, series isn’t for me anymore.

>>714220334
last time a visited a few based anons remained, but they're a minority, overall it's one of the worst generals by far

>>714218383 (OP)
dance, baby, dance! oh my sweet baby keep poppin dat twat until I gush out of my gooch

>>714218383 (OP)
How much do you have to pay for that emote?

>>714220142
>>714218968
Aren't social features in game le boomer sovl kino? As opposed to using discord.

>>714221170
it's worth it bro, you're gonna give beta males boners

>>714218383 (OP)
Why is MHwilds so fucking blurry

>>714220397
Thought that too until I stopped giving a shit after the village fight against the explosion cat. Past three games have been utter dogshit but at least I can say the newcomers in Wilds aren't nearly as fucking boring as the ones in Base Rise.

this is not cute

>>714221187
dancing and making neon hearts arn't communication gestures like the old games had

Turns out the erping tranny was a lucrative market, barely need an actual game, just a nice hub to pose.

the minute i saw rise had a cosmetic shop full of hundreds of garbage crap i closed my eyes and sighed, all suspension of disbelief was completley halted and the illusion of a good game came tumbling down instantly.
the minute i zoned into a hunt with some fag in a fursuit costume emoting some lame ass cash shop slop i closed the game and havent played anything after GU since
i will replay the old titles until i die. modern MH is normie live service storefront-disguised-as-a-game slop. i hate absolutely everything that modern gaming has become

>>714221503
That's what MMOs were back in the early 2000s. People mostly used ragnarok online and WoW to hook up with other people in msn or yahoochat.

>>714221170
those are actually free

>>714218383 (OP)
White girls doing Japanese dances is super cringe to me.

>>714218383 (OP)
werent these the bitches that got wasted on OCT 7?

>>714218383 (OP)
this so fucking cringe soomer shit

Imagine them shitting together. White girls are so gross.

>>714218383 (OP)
>nigger asses
>shaking ass
Yup, they know their audience(americans)

>>714219275
not really

>>714218383 (OP)
that's actually monster hunter wilds

>>714218383 (OP)
Mods or canon?

>>714219647
>You are no longer the target audience for MH
Nobody is

>>714220231
yes anon. that is why I mentioned it and that it's a weird turn of events

>>714222715
grim but true, they stop making absolute kino games like 3U and GU to make slop for westerner NPCs

I want them to release IRL versions of the plush weapons.

I have a fucking molten tigrex bros
I have a Zinogre tail
I have both narwas and ibushi
I have 5 mini poogies
I have the scout fly bottle
And I need MORE.

>>714223589

Who is this supposed to appeal to?

>>714218383 (OP)
Monster hunter now is the mobile game silly anonymous

>>714219647
guess thats why its dead game then lmao

>>714224962
You retards are going to buy whatever capcom sharts anyways. World was already a sad excuse of an action game.

You will eat the dogshit slop and you will cry about it on the interne.t

>>714224962
>dead game

>>714218383 (OP)
You're the one who hung out in the lobby and recorded other players when you could have gone hunting instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpFsNeubnug
We have to go back...

>>714218383 (OP)
What else is there to do with so little content in the game?

>>714220990
>no throat bulge as it swallows
utter trash

>>714228214
this is what monhun was always about...

>>714218383 (OP)
I will now buy your game

>>714226205
>29k in burger hours
>Sub-100k 24 hour peak
>Literally ONE day after an update that brought back fucking Lagiacrus
Not really helping your case here

>>714218652
>too poor to play it
it runs like shit on everything and the gameplay is worse than it's ever been

>>714218383 (OP)
no, THIS is monster hunter now!

>>714229441
>it runs like shit on everything
yeah youre poor
lmaoing @ your life

>>714226205
>hiding the all time peak
le meow

>>714220334
After 4chan went down the gacha generals all migrated and didn't even bother coming back to /vg/ except for the worst posters. I do not want to check a single thread on /vg/ now.

>>714218383 (OP)
fuck jewcom

>>714220142
emotes were all free and not paid DLC
also they weren't this interpretative dance shit

Am I understanding this right?
You dont layer individual weapons?
Like putting rathalos over my fire artian weapon, its just rathalos over EVERY weapon?
Really?

>>714218383 (OP)
>those male bodies with female heads
I can never get past monhuns tranny proportions even if i like the game.

>>714219457
Both franchises are in such sorry states too
We really need a new lobby-based action rpg thats good enough to shake up the competition

>>714230828
The dances in the newer games are cool.

>>714231029
>male bodies with female heads
Anon, this is not GTA online, huntresses have very femenine curves

>>714230926
Yes it works the exact same way as layered armor

>>714219647
>implying /v/ isn't tiktok addicted

>>714228214
Can someone explain why is Jpop dance so cringe?

>>714219647
no shit
most of the old guard isn't the target audience for videogames, since normalniggers got into the hobby, companies realized they can just shit garbage with shinny graphix and hype that shit and sell gorillions

>Only broke 100k with a new patch for 1 day
What killed the hype?

>>714233931
Releasing on a Monday instead of fucking Thurs/Friday?

>>714233931
Wilds sucks so bad that even the Japanese are shitting on it, it is fucking unbelievable

>>714233931
Technical issues that required a hotfix or two.

>>714219457
Monster Hunter was always Phantasy Star, people just didn't realize it
Also these dance emotes were in World too, what's the big deal

>>714234116
Japan ceased to be relevant a long time ago when it comes to opinions about anything other than gacha and switch games because they literally refuse to play anything not on those two platforms.

>>714219647
>>Just let it go.
I did and now you fags and Capcom themselves won't stop bitching about the low player numbers.

>>714218383 (OP)
Didn't Generations end with a jpop dance number?

>>714219647
Rise was their last hurrah for us CLASSIC chads.

>>714234310
MonHun is a fucking religion in that country, and Wilds sold pretty well there

>>714234404
Not really. Japan used to carry monster hunter sales hard, but ever since world they have fallen off to be like 10% of total sales or less.

>>714219647
Okay, I’ll fire up MH47 and kill Gog again, then

>>714234363
Yeah, and back then people shat on it for being grossly out of character and too anime.

>>714234392
>Rise was their last hurrah for us CLASSIC chads.
lol no
FU was, every game that came after was ruined to an extend by some gimmick
>>714234491
lol, wilds sold less than Tri in japan

>>714234565
Well they were making an anime game

>>714233326
Actual kpop/jpop dances can be quite good but most of the ones you see in games are cringe because it's often an anime girl trying too hard to look "cute" and "clumsy" by doing generic moves to the sound of a silly song. Japs and weebs eat stuff like picrel up.

I think MH is superior in that regard though because they have shown to be able to do both silly and simple stuff like >>714228214 and more complex, actually interesting dance choreography with some of their other emotes. If there's one thing I can't complain about this franchise, it's their mocap team.

>>714219647
PSPgods still have MH Freedom Unite, so we’re fine

>>714218383 (OP)
so why do you need a 5090 to run this switch game, exactly?

>>714234629
>lol, wilds sold less than Tri in japan
Exactly. Japan's retreat to mobile games and handhelds has not only filtered them from relevance, but it has dulled them massively. Japanese gamers are now ultra casuals who wouldn't want an actual challenging MH game anymore either because everything needs to be doable in the timespan of a train commute.

>>714234846
the salaryman using handheld on transit always was a meme
jap don't play modern monhun because it's shit, simple as

>>714235113
lol, you really are clueless. Japanese are giga bootlickers.

>>714219647
Based on the current player count no one is the target audience for MonHun now.

>>714231029
>>714222715
>The games females somehow have nigger asses but also very male designs

>>714232416
Thats lame, I just want all my artian weapons to look different

>>714219647
>make game for ADHD turf world 65IQ brown howler monkey twitch streamers like zanny,lose 99.9% of your player base.

>>714222715
>nigger
latino

>>714234754
>Atelier Yumia
characters move soo stiff. Stellar Blade spoiled me.

>>714218383 (OP)
>sitting in the lobby recording degenerates instead of actually playing
Sounds like a /v/irgin all right.

>>714218383 (OP)
lol we get it its a live game service like frontier but the problem is the game isnt as good as frontier as of now so hopefully the next few expansion we will get to that point and yes you will be playing this bs for 5+ years

>>714235148
lol portable game?? you will be playing wilds for a bit they will just port it to the switch 2

>>714233770
Retard.

>>714222715
I love how you retards simultaneously make America weak and irrelevant yet also the single most sought-after consumer base.

Why do the Japs keep doing this thing where they'll cater to Americans, ruin their series, and then double down?
>Monster Hunter Wilds
>Armored Core 6
There's more I'm not remembering off the top of my head because I'm getting ready for bed but it's crazy this keeps happening.

>>714236568
Because Japanese players only care about mobile and switch, and if your game isn't on those you have to cater to a wider audience who will buy pc and console games.

>>714236568
Also why is it that when people who were veterans of the series called this shit out, we were all told we were wrong? People just straight up lied to me during conversation and then months later are saying the same shit I was saying back then and then pretending those conversations didn't happen.
Worse yet are the pathological cultist types (see: FFXIV players) who will just deny and pretend there are no faults.

>>714218383 (OP)
Are they fat hipsters by design, or is this a player created thing? If player created... why would someone do that?

>>714236072
excellent counter-argument, niggerfaggot

>>714234404
wilds hasn't broken famitsu 1mill yet so no not really

Nice fucking textures fucking lmao

>>714238009
What the fuck this game is ugly as sin

Just got mh rise. Does the insect guave damage scale the more your in the air? How do you stay up in the air

the game really has no right being as ugly as it is for demanding so much horsepower
like everybody is covered in some form of grease

>>714238678
Connecting with dash attacks will relaunch you after the final hit, however it drains stamina with each jump so you need to build around stamina usage to stay up longer.

>>714218383 (OP)
>>714218968
>>714219457
Is this the thread where we pretend to be retarded?
Or is this where we pretend we never played the old games?
Or maybe you're just World newfags lmao

>>714238897
How do I upgrade my stamina bar or can you do that?

>>714236691
>fat
Wilds is the game with objectively the hottest hunters, the hos is your clip have thinner waistlines than any previous MH

>>714239103
god I wish the game wasn't so dogshit

>>714236658
huh?

>>714235258
Anyone praising E33 over actual TB games like Atlus or semi-/full action like FF7R/16 is dishonest
Yeah go play your DDR mini-game with an overlay, I'd rather play something fun

>All monsters are shit
>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Unskippable walking segments
>No endgame
>No Elder Dragons
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No challenge
>No MH language
Is this the worst game of all time?

>>714234565
>Beat flying jet dragon in a desperate struggle
>rewarded by jibberish cat-loli duo song where everyone celebrates your victory
nah, everyone loved it. If you didn't like Cat-handler you're officially a homosexual
>>714233931
I got work all week god damn it
>>714230926
It works better for layered sets this way, same as it was in World.
Makes it easier to swap looks when you're layering over a single weapon.

>>714239838
I liked Rise better
I could equip a weapon, and armor set, a layered weapon and layered armor set in one go.

>>714234754
>japanese humor

>>714240443
idr how it was in Rise, you equip the appearance to a specific weapon right?

>>714240864
Just had a thing called a hunter load out.
It did all that and restocked your items.
Very convenient.

>>714239838
>nah, everyone loved it
Stop talking about games you clearly haven't played.
The "too anime" stuff spiked with GU and there was a lot of criticism over it.

>>714234754
PSO2 still has my favorite dances
https://youtu.be/5h9TqNwPHqA?si=jxiZJjQvMVotsWfv

>>714241149
Doesn't wilds have item loadouts too? Pretty sure it restocks your items too

>>714244153
Yeah, but you could save your armor and weapon your layered stuff and items to a single selection.