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Anonymous No.714218383 >>714218625 >>714219275 >>714219572 >>714219620 >>714219731 >>714219775 >>714219961 >>714220023 >>714220240 >>714220442 >>714221105 >>714221170 >>714221298 >>714221729 >>714221753 >>714221803 >>714222715 >>714223520 >>714223547 >>714224653 >>714226649 >>714228216 >>714229194 >>714230034 >>714230759 >>714231029 >>714234363 >>714234784 >>714235806 >>714235927 >>714236691 >>714238947
This is Monster Hunter now
I hope you're satisfied
Anonymous No.714218625
>>714218383 (OP)
cute huntress tummies are a time honored tradition
no idea what's compelling people to make instagram sluts in the CC now though
Anonymous No.714218652 >>714229441
I'm satisfied. Would definitely hate being too poor to play it
Anonymous No.714218968 >>714220142 >>714221187 >>714238947
i hate that fortnight shit
zoomers in nuMH will do anything except hunting
Anonymous No.714219275 >>714222797
>>714218383 (OP)
do people really play this shit
Anonymous No.714219457 >>714220231 >>714231863 >>714234198 >>714238947
>monster hunter is turning into phantasy star 2
what a weird turn of events
Anonymous No.714219572
>>714218383 (OP)
Sex with the one with bangs
Anonymous No.714219620
>>714218383 (OP)
trooncoded
Anonymous No.714219647 >>714220694 >>714223589 >>714224962 >>714232979 >>714233770 >>714234342 >>714234392 >>714234528 >>714234778 >>714235320 >>714235573
You are no longer the target audience for MH.

Just let it go.
Anonymous No.714219731
>>714218383 (OP)
>mfw I never got into this shit series even for a moment and have seen it simply decline into mediocrity
Anonymous No.714219775
>>714218383 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjhTVbUFMek&list=RDIjhTVbUFMek&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.714219961
>>714218383 (OP)
been playing since mh1, i'm more concerned about the garbage gameplay than i am about gestures but go off queen
Anonymous No.714220023
>>714218383 (OP)
Looks fun. Reminds me of prancing and the hula emote I used to do back in 3U.
Anonymous No.714220142 >>714221187 >>714230828
>>714218968
Emotes and lobby shit have always been a part of monster hunter
Anonymous No.714220231 >>714223713
>>714219457
>turning into
Wait until this anon discovers that Monster Hunter was literally inspired by the original Phantasy Star Online.
Anonymous No.714220240
>>714218383 (OP)
Anonymous No.714220334 >>714220392 >>714220769 >>714230579
the gooners over at /mhg/ have made that thread absolutely unusable
if you think janitors have forsaken this board then dare not enter /vg/
Anonymous No.714220392
>>714220334
Shouldn't have help make Monster Hunter so popular.
Anonymous No.714220397 >>714220592 >>714221327
i'm playing Rise right now, so far it's good
Anonymous No.714220442
>>714218383 (OP)
>might as well try the new update
>the game crash when loading a save or starting a game
Man I wish someone could back port poledancing to World because I have no hopes for Wilds.
Anonymous No.714220592
>>714220397
do you love your dragon wives?
Anonymous No.714220694 >>714220834
>>714219647
Yeah I coped and noped a couple years back on worlds release, series isn’t for me anymore.
Anonymous No.714220769
>>714220334
last time a visited a few based anons remained, but they're a minority, overall it's one of the worst generals by far
Anonymous No.714220834
>>714220694
Anonymous No.714220990 >>714228290
Anonymous No.714221105
>>714218383 (OP)
dance, baby, dance! oh my sweet baby keep poppin dat twat until I gush out of my gooch
Anonymous No.714221170 >>714221262 >>714221667
>>714218383 (OP)
How much do you have to pay for that emote?
Anonymous No.714221187 >>714221475
>>714220142
>>714218968
Aren't social features in game le boomer sovl kino? As opposed to using discord.
Anonymous No.714221262
>>714221170
it's worth it bro, you're gonna give beta males boners
Anonymous No.714221298
>>714218383 (OP)
Why is MHwilds so fucking blurry
Anonymous No.714221327
>>714220397
Thought that too until I stopped giving a shit after the village fight against the explosion cat. Past three games have been utter dogshit but at least I can say the newcomers in Wilds aren't nearly as fucking boring as the ones in Base Rise.
Anonymous No.714221395
this is not cute
Anonymous No.714221475
>>714221187
dancing and making neon hearts arn't communication gestures like the old games had
Anonymous No.714221503 >>714221616
Turns out the erping tranny was a lucrative market, barely need an actual game, just a nice hub to pose.
Anonymous No.714221602
the minute i saw rise had a cosmetic shop full of hundreds of garbage crap i closed my eyes and sighed, all suspension of disbelief was completley halted and the illusion of a good game came tumbling down instantly.
the minute i zoned into a hunt with some fag in a fursuit costume emoting some lame ass cash shop slop i closed the game and havent played anything after GU since
i will replay the old titles until i die. modern MH is normie live service storefront-disguised-as-a-game slop. i hate absolutely everything that modern gaming has become
Anonymous No.714221616
>>714221503
That's what MMOs were back in the early 2000s. People mostly used ragnarok online and WoW to hook up with other people in msn or yahoochat.
Anonymous No.714221667
>>714221170
those are actually free
Anonymous No.714221729
>>714218383 (OP)
White girls doing Japanese dances is super cringe to me.
Anonymous No.714221753
>>714218383 (OP)
werent these the bitches that got wasted on OCT 7?
Anonymous No.714221803
>>714218383 (OP)
this so fucking cringe soomer shit
Anonymous No.714221914
Imagine them shitting together. White girls are so gross.
Anonymous No.714222715 >>714224216 >>714235516 >>714235698 >>714236232
>>714218383 (OP)
>nigger asses
>shaking ass
Yup, they know their audience(americans)
Anonymous No.714222797
>>714219275
not really
Anonymous No.714223520
>>714218383 (OP)
that's actually monster hunter wilds
Anonymous No.714223547
>>714218383 (OP)
Mods or canon?
Anonymous No.714223589 >>714224551
>>714219647
>You are no longer the target audience for MH
Nobody is
Anonymous No.714223713
>>714220231
yes anon. that is why I mentioned it and that it's a weird turn of events
Anonymous No.714224216
>>714222715
grim but true, they stop making absolute kino games like 3U and GU to make slop for westerner NPCs
Anonymous No.714224327
I want them to release IRL versions of the plush weapons.

I have a fucking molten tigrex bros
I have a Zinogre tail
I have both narwas and ibushi
I have 5 mini poogies
I have the scout fly bottle
And I need MORE.
Anonymous No.714224551
>>714223589

Who is this supposed to appeal to?
Anonymous No.714224653
>>714218383 (OP)
Monster hunter now is the mobile game silly anonymous
Anonymous No.714224962 >>714225330 >>714226205
>>714219647
guess thats why its dead game then lmao
Anonymous No.714225330
>>714224962
You retards are going to buy whatever capcom sharts anyways. World was already a sad excuse of an action game.

You will eat the dogshit slop and you will cry about it on the interne.t
Anonymous No.714226205 >>714229362 >>714230267
>>714224962
>dead game
Anonymous No.714226649
>>714218383 (OP)
You're the one who hung out in the lobby and recorded other players when you could have gone hunting instead.
Anonymous No.714228214 >>714228785 >>714233326 >>714234754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpFsNeubnug
We have to go back...
Anonymous No.714228216
>>714218383 (OP)
What else is there to do with so little content in the game?
Anonymous No.714228290
>>714220990
>no throat bulge as it swallows
utter trash
Anonymous No.714228785
>>714228214
this is what monhun was always about...
Anonymous No.714229194
>>714218383 (OP)
I will now buy your game
Anonymous No.714229362
>>714226205
>29k in burger hours
>Sub-100k 24 hour peak
>Literally ONE day after an update that brought back fucking Lagiacrus
Not really helping your case here
Anonymous No.714229441 >>714230154
>>714218652
>too poor to play it
it runs like shit on everything and the gameplay is worse than it's ever been
Anonymous No.714230034
>>714218383 (OP)
no, THIS is monster hunter now!
Anonymous No.714230154
>>714229441
>it runs like shit on everything
yeah youre poor
lmaoing @ your life
Anonymous No.714230267
>>714226205
>hiding the all time peak
le meow
Anonymous No.714230579
>>714220334
After 4chan went down the gacha generals all migrated and didn't even bother coming back to /vg/ except for the worst posters. I do not want to check a single thread on /vg/ now.
Anonymous No.714230759
>>714218383 (OP)
fuck jewcom
Anonymous No.714230828 >>714232037
>>714220142
emotes were all free and not paid DLC
also they weren't this interpretative dance shit
Anonymous No.714230926 >>714232416 >>714239838
Am I understanding this right?
You dont layer individual weapons?
Like putting rathalos over my fire artian weapon, its just rathalos over EVERY weapon?
Really?
Anonymous No.714231029 >>714232358 >>714235516
>>714218383 (OP)
>those male bodies with female heads
I can never get past monhuns tranny proportions even if i like the game.
Anonymous No.714231863
>>714219457
Both franchises are in such sorry states too
We really need a new lobby-based action rpg thats good enough to shake up the competition
Anonymous No.714232037
>>714230828
The dances in the newer games are cool.
Anonymous No.714232358
>>714231029
>male bodies with female heads
Anon, this is not GTA online, huntresses have very femenine curves
Anonymous No.714232416 >>714235552
>>714230926
Yes it works the exact same way as layered armor
Anonymous No.714232979
>>714219647
>implying /v/ isn't tiktok addicted
Anonymous No.714233326 >>714234754
>>714228214
Can someone explain why is Jpop dance so cringe?
Anonymous No.714233770 >>714236072
>>714219647
no shit
most of the old guard isn't the target audience for videogames, since normalniggers got into the hobby, companies realized they can just shit garbage with shinny graphix and hype that shit and sell gorillions
Anonymous No.714233931 >>714234071 >>714234116 >>714234190 >>714239838
>Only broke 100k with a new patch for 1 day
What killed the hype?
Anonymous No.714234071
>>714233931
Releasing on a Monday instead of fucking Thurs/Friday?
Anonymous No.714234116 >>714234310
>>714233931
Wilds sucks so bad that even the Japanese are shitting on it, it is fucking unbelievable
Anonymous No.714234190
>>714233931
Technical issues that required a hotfix or two.
Anonymous No.714234198
>>714219457
Monster Hunter was always Phantasy Star, people just didn't realize it
Also these dance emotes were in World too, what's the big deal
Anonymous No.714234310 >>714234404
>>714234116
Japan ceased to be relevant a long time ago when it comes to opinions about anything other than gacha and switch games because they literally refuse to play anything not on those two platforms.
Anonymous No.714234342
>>714219647
>>Just let it go.
I did and now you fags and Capcom themselves won't stop bitching about the low player numbers.
Anonymous No.714234363 >>714234565
>>714218383 (OP)
Didn't Generations end with a jpop dance number?
Anonymous No.714234392 >>714234629
>>714219647
Rise was their last hurrah for us CLASSIC chads.
Anonymous No.714234404 >>714234491 >>714237898
>>714234310
MonHun is a fucking religion in that country, and Wilds sold pretty well there
Anonymous No.714234491 >>714234629
>>714234404
Not really. Japan used to carry monster hunter sales hard, but ever since world they have fallen off to be like 10% of total sales or less.
Anonymous No.714234528
>>714219647
Okay, I’ll fire up MH47 and kill Gog again, then
Anonymous No.714234565 >>714234723 >>714239838
>>714234363
Yeah, and back then people shat on it for being grossly out of character and too anime.
Anonymous No.714234629 >>714234846
>>714234392
>Rise was their last hurrah for us CLASSIC chads.
lol no
FU was, every game that came after was ruined to an extend by some gimmick
>>714234491
lol, wilds sold less than Tri in japan
Anonymous No.714234723
>>714234565
Well they were making an anime game
Anonymous No.714234754 >>714235779 >>714240789 >>714241542
>>714233326
Actual kpop/jpop dances can be quite good but most of the ones you see in games are cringe because it's often an anime girl trying too hard to look "cute" and "clumsy" by doing generic moves to the sound of a silly song. Japs and weebs eat stuff like picrel up.

I think MH is superior in that regard though because they have shown to be able to do both silly and simple stuff like >>714228214 and more complex, actually interesting dance choreography with some of their other emotes. If there's one thing I can't complain about this franchise, it's their mocap team.
Anonymous No.714234778
>>714219647
PSPgods still have MH Freedom Unite, so we’re fine
Anonymous No.714234784
>>714218383 (OP)
so why do you need a 5090 to run this switch game, exactly?
Anonymous No.714234846 >>714235113
>>714234629
>lol, wilds sold less than Tri in japan
Exactly. Japan's retreat to mobile games and handhelds has not only filtered them from relevance, but it has dulled them massively. Japanese gamers are now ultra casuals who wouldn't want an actual challenging MH game anymore either because everything needs to be doable in the timespan of a train commute.
Anonymous No.714235113 >>714235258
>>714234846
the salaryman using handheld on transit always was a meme
jap don't play modern monhun because it's shit, simple as
Anonymous No.714235148 >>714235964
>at least 2-3 years until the next portable (read: good) MH game
Anonymous No.714235258 >>714239449
>>714235113
lol, you really are clueless. Japanese are giga bootlickers.
Anonymous No.714235320
>>714219647
Based on the current player count no one is the target audience for MonHun now.
Anonymous No.714235516
>>714231029
>>714222715
>The games females somehow have nigger asses but also very male designs
Anonymous No.714235552
>>714232416
Thats lame, I just want all my artian weapons to look different
Anonymous No.714235573
>>714219647
>make game for ADHD turf world 65IQ brown howler monkey twitch streamers like zanny,lose 99.9% of your player base.
Anonymous No.714235698
>>714222715
>nigger
latino
Anonymous No.714235779
>>714234754
>Atelier Yumia
characters move soo stiff. Stellar Blade spoiled me.
Anonymous No.714235806
>>714218383 (OP)
>sitting in the lobby recording degenerates instead of actually playing
Sounds like a /v/irgin all right.
Anonymous No.714235927
>>714218383 (OP)
lol we get it its a live game service like frontier but the problem is the game isnt as good as frontier as of now so hopefully the next few expansion we will get to that point and yes you will be playing this bs for 5+ years
Anonymous No.714235964
>>714235148
lol portable game?? you will be playing wilds for a bit they will just port it to the switch 2
Anonymous No.714236072 >>714236706
>>714233770
Retard.
Anonymous No.714236232
>>714222715
I love how you retards simultaneously make America weak and irrelevant yet also the single most sought-after consumer base.
Anonymous No.714236568 >>714236654 >>714236658
Why do the Japs keep doing this thing where they'll cater to Americans, ruin their series, and then double down?
>Monster Hunter Wilds
>Armored Core 6
There's more I'm not remembering off the top of my head because I'm getting ready for bed but it's crazy this keeps happening.
Anonymous No.714236654
>>714236568
Because Japanese players only care about mobile and switch, and if your game isn't on those you have to cater to a wider audience who will buy pc and console games.
Anonymous No.714236658 >>714239292
>>714236568
Also why is it that when people who were veterans of the series called this shit out, we were all told we were wrong? People just straight up lied to me during conversation and then months later are saying the same shit I was saying back then and then pretending those conversations didn't happen.
Worse yet are the pathological cultist types (see: FFXIV players) who will just deny and pretend there are no faults.
Anonymous No.714236691 >>714239103
>>714218383 (OP)
Are they fat hipsters by design, or is this a player created thing? If player created... why would someone do that?
Anonymous No.714236706
>>714236072
excellent counter-argument, niggerfaggot
Anonymous No.714237898
>>714234404
wilds hasn't broken famitsu 1mill yet so no not really
Anonymous No.714238009 >>714238096
Nice fucking textures fucking lmao
Anonymous No.714238096
>>714238009
What the fuck this game is ugly as sin
Anonymous No.714238678 >>714238897
Just got mh rise. Does the insect guave damage scale the more your in the air? How do you stay up in the air
Anonymous No.714238736
the game really has no right being as ugly as it is for demanding so much horsepower
like everybody is covered in some form of grease
Anonymous No.714238897 >>714239068
>>714238678
Connecting with dash attacks will relaunch you after the final hit, however it drains stamina with each jump so you need to build around stamina usage to stay up longer.
Anonymous No.714238947
>>714218383 (OP)
>>714218968
>>714219457
Is this the thread where we pretend to be retarded?
Or is this where we pretend we never played the old games?
Or maybe you're just World newfags lmao
Anonymous No.714239068
>>714238897
How do I upgrade my stamina bar or can you do that?
Anonymous No.714239103 >>714239248
>>714236691
>fat
Wilds is the game with objectively the hottest hunters, the hos is your clip have thinner waistlines than any previous MH
Anonymous No.714239248
>>714239103
god I wish the game wasn't so dogshit
Anonymous No.714239292
>>714236658
huh?
Anonymous No.714239449
>>714235258
Anyone praising E33 over actual TB games like Atlus or semi-/full action like FF7R/16 is dishonest
Yeah go play your DDR mini-game with an overlay, I'd rather play something fun
Anonymous No.714239531
>All monsters are shit
>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Unskippable walking segments
>No endgame
>No Elder Dragons
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No challenge
>No MH language
Is this the worst game of all time?
Anonymous No.714239838 >>714240443 >>714241195
>>714234565
>Beat flying jet dragon in a desperate struggle
>rewarded by jibberish cat-loli duo song where everyone celebrates your victory
nah, everyone loved it. If you didn't like Cat-handler you're officially a homosexual
>>714233931
I got work all week god damn it
>>714230926
It works better for layered sets this way, same as it was in World.
Makes it easier to swap looks when you're layering over a single weapon.
Anonymous No.714240443 >>714240864
>>714239838
I liked Rise better
I could equip a weapon, and armor set, a layered weapon and layered armor set in one go.
Anonymous No.714240789
>>714234754
>japanese humor
Anonymous No.714240864 >>714241149
>>714240443
idr how it was in Rise, you equip the appearance to a specific weapon right?
Anonymous No.714241149 >>714244153
>>714240864
Just had a thing called a hunter load out.
It did all that and restocked your items.
Very convenient.
Anonymous No.714241195
>>714239838
>nah, everyone loved it
Stop talking about games you clearly haven't played.
The "too anime" stuff spiked with GU and there was a lot of criticism over it.
Anonymous No.714241542
>>714234754
PSO2 still has my favorite dances
https://youtu.be/5h9TqNwPHqA?si=jxiZJjQvMVotsWfv
Anonymous No.714244153 >>714244952
>>714241149
Doesn't wilds have item loadouts too? Pretty sure it restocks your items too
Anonymous No.714244952
>>714244153
Yeah, but you could save your armor and weapon your layered stuff and items to a single selection.