Thread 714224039

Do my taxes pay for some punk kids getting free pokemon?

Taxes? What do you work as, a SUPER NERD?!
Lmao.
Got'em.
Stupid faggot.

>>714224039 (OP)
Yes. Think of it like having a gun to protect yourself. I assume you are pro taxes arming citizens for their safety sorry.

>>714224039 (OP)
Those are Professor Oak's privately owned pokemon, and he can do with them as he wills. That includes giving them to his grandson and future son-in-law.

>>714224747
>future son-in-law
Is he gonna marry rival's mom?

>>714224747
>Those are Professor Oak's privately owned pokemon
Then how come they don't have his original trainer code

>>714224039 (OP)
Are there taxes if there aren't even any governing bodies?

yes

>>714226324
miss u bb boi

>>714224039 (OP)
Nah, the first free pokemon is paid for in the potion price.

>be pokemon trainer
>beat up assholes along my route
>take their money
>never report a cent to the PokeRS

>>714225882
The rules bend for those with influence.

>>714226324
based and fiscally consistent. the indigo league taxation office thanks you for your service, citizen trainer.

>>714227383
PokeRS? I think you mean mom, she even spends it frivolously ways.

>>714224039 (OP)
How else do you expect to get children out of the house at the age of 11?

>>714224039 (OP)
>>>/vp/

>>714226175
>police, military, glowies, border guards, nationalised health system
There obviously is a governing body.

>>714227383
They'll come for you after I report my losses.

Nurse Joys are products of gene editing and cloning and they're probably only working at pokecenters because they're genetically predisposed to wanting to work there. As long as they're happy, right?

>>714224039 (OP)
if you had read the "the animation" novel, you'd know the league is sketchy and corrupt as fuck, with gym leaders barely managing to keep lights on and bribing trainers to win and avoid losing their jobs. along with other gruesome details like the fact that pikachu that evolve and fail to learn to control their electricity shock themselves into cardiac arrest.

>>714225882
He's a researcher, not a trainer, duh.

>>714232534
There are probably many worse jobs than working in a pokemon centre.

>>714227383
Trained psychics are pinpointing your location as we speak.

>>714232607
This sounds more like a certain pokemon fan fiction story I remember from back in the days.