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Anonymous No.714238391 [Report] >>714238567 >>714239224 >>714240891 >>714242769 >>714242790 >>714242872 >>714246086 >>714246578 >>714248108 >>714248563 >>714248571 >>714250164 >>714253103 >>714255417 >>714258467 >>714258703 >>714259813 >>714260215 >>714261742 >>714262087 >>714263024 >>714272619 >>714273328 >>714273842 >>714275174 >>714276618 >>714277740 >>714279141 >>714279143
Why are people on here always shitting on the Steam Deck? I just got one and it's awesome. You can play Half-Life 1 on the go on it. Amazing!
Anonymous No.714238567 [Report] >>714238749 >>714238773 >>714238792 >>714240841 >>714241384 >>714252965 >>714258467 >>714272219 >>714273291 >>714275917
>>714238391 (OP)
Switch 2 outsold its lifetime sale in a day LMAO.
Anonymous No.714238749 [Report]
>>714238567
So?
Anonymous No.714238773 [Report] >>714240625
>>714238567
what can I emulate on switch 2 and can I run my steam games?
Anonymous No.714238792 [Report]
>>714238567
but can it play Half-life 1
Anonymous No.714239224 [Report] >>714275975
>>714238391 (OP)
It's cause nintendo fans can't handle the fact that the steam deck have mother 3 on it while switch 2 doesn't
Anonymous No.714239234 [Report] >>714241018 >>714241880 >>714242427 >>714246439
>Why are people on here always shitting on the Steam Deck?
Steamie Deckerphile cultists have ruined 4chan.
Anonymous No.714240625 [Report] >>714240763
>>714238773
PC players aren't playing steam games either so switch doesn't need to run those games lol
Anonymous No.714240763 [Report] >>714241256
>>714240625
...what?
Anonymous No.714240841 [Report]
>>714238567
Billions of fatasses eat at McDonalds. Is McDonalds the highest quality food money can buy?
Anonymous No.714240891 [Report] >>714273876 >>714281983
>>714238391 (OP)
>You can play Half-Life 1 on the go on it.
I can do that on a laptop.
Anonymous No.714241018 [Report]
>>714239234
I thought about doing that, but mine’s way too big and aggressively veiny
Anonymous No.714241250 [Report]
Yeah I've enjoyed mine. Been playing Quake on it. People bitch and moan about it not playing modern games well but I don't really give a fuck. Only paid $200 for mine and can't really complain
Anonymous No.714241256 [Report] >>714241382 >>714252750 >>714253445 >>714261817
>>714240763
PC games sucks, because they aren't made for PC
PC games sucks, because they're ported poorly, run poorer on 3x more expensive hardware than their counterparts

Basically, if you played games from 99-07, you only need to see the trends from Crysis -> Crysis 2 -> Crysis 3.. only the 1st game was made for PC, and only the 1st game "made sense to build PC for", rest of the games didn't make sense. It's same story with other games that got made for consoles (some were good games sadly), such as Rainbow Six Vegas 1 and 2, some really gorgeous looking third person shooters, ran like hot fucking garbage on PC because "PC as a platform was abandoned" pretty much. It kinda start coming back somewhere 2014 or something with BF1 and other pretentious shit, but I couldn't care anymore, the damage was already done, the normies had already rewarded Todd for making Skyrim (which, again, Morrowind -> Oblivion -> Skyrim, clear path of regression), the industry was already doomed. MH Wilds is just continuation of this same story, probably not even the worst case, but it's clear sign that PC has been an after thought for 2 decades now.
Anonymous No.714241282 [Report] >>714241332 >>714241547 >>714246495 >>714253514 >>714276487 >>714277217 >>714277879
Is there any reason for a steam deck if you only play games at home?
Anonymous No.714241332 [Report] >>714278713
>>714241282
you can slouch on couch playing indie games while you watch sitcom on telly
Anonymous No.714241382 [Report] >>714241514
>>714241256
Did your realize you said something fucking dumb and are now pretending that you were always retarded?
Anonymous No.714241384 [Report]
>>714238567
Anonymous No.714241408 [Report] >>714241474
nintöddlers are so fucking mentally ill it's unreal
Anonymous No.714241458 [Report]
>why is a board packed with retards retarded, I don't understand
Real mystery.
Anonymous No.714241474 [Report] >>714241808
>>714241408

Retard.
Anonymous No.714241514 [Report] >>714241612
>>714241382
>no argument
Anonymous No.714241547 [Report] >>714252829
>>714241282
nah, a pc is just as portable as a home console if you want to move it around the house, it's just 2 cables coming out
Anonymous No.714241612 [Report] >>714241793
>>714241514
argument about what you mongoloid nigger? you fucking said pc gamers don't play games on the overwhelmingly biggest gaming platform on pc lmao
Anonymous No.714241793 [Report] >>714241861 >>714242052 >>714242184
>>714241612
Yes, it makes more sense to buy "ported to PC" games on PS5 Pro or PS5, because you get exclusivity for 1 year, and you get better performance relative for the money. Wilds showed that even if your PC costs 5 times as much as PS5, you're not going to get good performance on it. It makes no fucking sense to buy games on PC anymore, because the games are not designed for PC anymore. PC market is an afterthought, the "cattle". You're literally paying premium for PC hardware to run console games on PC, that usually "play better" with a gamepad, that the "system's" native control scheme of mouse and keyboard (hello? Resident Evil games?). You're either a low iq zoomer or disingenuous af
Anonymous No.714241808 [Report]
>>714241474
onew
Anonymous No.714241861 [Report] >>714241989
>>714241793
>he doubles down
dude it's an anonymous board, you could have just moved on with your life instead of pretending to be retarded to save face.
Anonymous No.714241880 [Report] >>714273217
>>714239234
>buttmad about 'eckposting
tendies have no soul
bet you don't get anywhere near as upset about the dalle general, selective rulecuck
Anonymous No.714241989 [Report] >>714242075
>>714241861
>no argument
concession accepted, pajeet.
Anonymous No.714242052 [Report]
>>714241793
But by your logic wouldn't "the cattle" be the ignorant majority
Anonymous No.714242075 [Report]
>>714241989
>pc gamers don't play steam games, they play minesweeper and club penguin
shut the fuck up nigger
Anonymous No.714242184 [Report]
>>714241793
No, you misunderstand tendie
The home consoles are sold at a loss and what pc users call bad can be passed off as playable on console just because of how different the standards are
Controllers are such a shit input device that what's playable on them becomes unbearable on a mouse
Anonymous No.714242427 [Report]
>>714239234
sexy bear
Anonymous No.714242769 [Report] >>714266652
>>714238391 (OP)
Just Snoys and Xbots trying to stir the pot.
Anonymous No.714242790 [Report] >>714243198 >>714243202
>>714238391 (OP)
Is it actually just a mini computer? Like can you put non-steam games on it and watch YouTube on it or whatever?
Anonymous No.714242872 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
Because Nintendo got a 10 point boost on every metacritic game for "Portability" then UMPCs came out and cultists are angry that their new system has a 20 minute battery life and dogshit screen while costing more than the DeckLCD
Anonymous No.714243198 [Report]
>>714242790
It supports those options
Anonymous No.714243202 [Report]
>>714242790
Yes, it's a fully functional PC without a keyboard, basically a laptop replacement but more usable on the move
Though you'd be dumb to watch videos on it when you have a phone that probably does that more efficiently
Anonymous No.714246086 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
ick
Anonymous No.714246257 [Report] >>714246361
I actually like my steam deck alot. Still trying to sell it to get a Legion Go S though cause I want a better UMPC.
Anonymous No.714246361 [Report]
>>714246257
Hope you not downgrading from an oled
Anonymous No.714246439 [Report] >>714246627 >>714263890
>>714239234
Hourly reminder Ecker is a child sex trafficking pedophile.
Anonymous No.714246495 [Report]
>>714241282
If you know how to use a desktop computer you can use it for a home entertainment system. I have it connected to my 4KTV in the living room and use it to stream youtube, watch my anime archive, play music, workout videos and play games. I rarely use it in handheld mode.
Anonymous No.714246578 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
>You can play Half-Life 1 on the go on it
its way more powerful than that you disingenuous prick
Anonymous No.714246579 [Report]
Can you send it in to get it repaired if it's under warranty? I need to see how long the warranty is because I haven't had it for a year yet and the power button is unresponsive.
Anonymous No.714246627 [Report]
>>714246439
Average /v/ user.
Anonymous No.714248108 [Report] >>714248314 >>714248353 >>714277870
>>714238391 (OP)
Deckfags annoy me. They're basically poser PC poorfags. Because an unupgradeable handheld with console controls that runs games with worse settings at 720p30 is compromising on basically everything that makes PC gaming worth paying for in the first place.
Anonymous No.714248314 [Report]
>>714248108
exactly
the deck is basically poorfag's first computer, they larp as "pc master race" on a budget device with much worse performance than consoles
Anonymous No.714248353 [Report] >>714248489
>>714248108
Well I can't exactly bring my pc and play it in an abandoned castle now, can I anon?
Anonymous No.714248489 [Report]
>>714248353
There's these things called laptops. Which also deserve scorn, but if you aren't poor, you can buy something far more powerful than a console at least.
Anonymous No.714248563 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
Anonymous No.714248571 [Report] >>714248620
>>714238391 (OP)
look no further than the very first post of this thread to see who exactly is seething at the deck
Anonymous No.714248620 [Report] >>714248757
>>714248571
Why would anyone be seething about something that sold less than the n gage? You bought a UPMC that's less powerful than your own pc.
Anonymous No.714248757 [Report] >>714249576
>>714248620
>enters a thread that has nothing to do with Nintendo only to talk about a completely irrelevant metric
lol
Anonymous No.714249576 [Report]
>>714248757
actually scratch that, big sales numbers actually made nintendo worse
>no longer innovates with hardware, just uses a generic nvidia SoC and a 2 generations old one at that
>has the most profit per customer, refuses to put hall effect into their controllers and still trying to double dip with an oled refresh down the and sells their consoles at a hefty profit
>despite seeing the most game sales ever they obsess about piracy more than ever, have gotten more smaug like instead of being satisfied with their success
Anonymous No.714250164 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
Deck is very good madame
Anonymous No.714252750 [Report]
>>714241256
>MH Wilds
You're gonna pretend that this game doesn't look and run like shit on consoles?
Anonymous No.714252829 [Report] >>714253049
>>714241547
>2 Cables
I have at least 10 coming out
Anonymous No.714252965 [Report]
>>714238567
>Nintendo toy outsold what is basically the second OpenPandora linux handheld game computer
Wow thats so crazy and unexpected. Unfortunately you cannot afford either.
Anonymous No.714253049 [Report] >>714253258
>>714252829
what for
wireless mice are on par with wired and so are keyboards so those get plugged in via receiver
sound gets transported via display port and plays from the monitor/tv or you have a receiver for a wireless one
the only mandatory cables are the power cable and the displayport cable
Anonymous No.714253103 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
I mostly ignore handheld threads. I can see a use case for switch if I wanted a handheld for my kids or something but not for me. Love me deck. I love playing nioh 2 on the go
Anonymous No.714253258 [Report]
>>714253049
2 monitors
wired mouse and 2 keyboards
2 AUX cables
Wired usb headphones
PS3 camera
Ethernet
1 Displayport cable for VR
11 cables in total
Anonymous No.714253445 [Report]
>>714241256
>MH Wilds
Doesn't run well on anything including consoles
Anonymous No.714253514 [Report] >>714278713
>>714241282
I play games on the couch while watching shit with the wife
Anonymous No.714255417 [Report] >>714255531
>>714238391 (OP)
>Linux
Anonymous No.714255531 [Report]
>>714255417
windows 7 was 10 years ago grandpa
at this point you're better off hedging your bets and learning linux than investing more time into microsoft's sinking ship
Anonymous No.714258094 [Report]
low functioning autists and nintendo fans which sometimes overlaps.
Anonymous No.714258467 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
The only people shitting on it are delusional nintenbros who think both consoles cater to the same target audience.
see >>714238567
Anonymous No.714258703 [Report] >>714277014
>>714238391 (OP)
Congratulations on your transition!
Anonymous No.714259813 [Report] >>714259860
>>714238391 (OP)
Can I play pirated games on this? I may consider getting one if I can.
Anonymous No.714259860 [Report]
>>714259813
yes
It's basically just a PC. It's all open source.
Anonymous No.714260215 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
it gives me the 'ick
Anonymous No.714260281 [Report]
not bideo gejms move it to pol mods
Anonymous No.714261742 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
>Why are people on here always shitting on the Steam Deck?
Because it takes a shit on basically everything else.
>shits on windows in a slew of ways, not least of which performance and battery life
>has all sony's games
>is the vastly better handheld than nintendo's
>took the handheld pc market away from the chinese
>isn't sold in third world countries
>timmy is just mad all the time over valve's mere existence
So on and so forth
Anonymous No.714261817 [Report]
>>714241256
holy console cope
Anonymous No.714262087 [Report] >>714262673
>>714238391 (OP)
it's cool but my main complaint is that it's way too fuckin fragile. i'm not a retard or whatever but i have a heart attack everytime it drops like two feet. really not normal!!!
Anonymous No.714262673 [Report]
>>714262087
Why are you dropping it all the time?
Anonymous No.714263024 [Report] >>714268845
>>714238391 (OP)
It's just switch owners who do
Anonymous No.714263890 [Report]
>>714246439
Fat hairy manchildren aren't children.
Anonymous No.714266652 [Report]
>>714242769
really?
Anonymous No.714268845 [Report]
>>714263024
Mainly, but not only.
Anonymous No.714271723 [Report] >>714271805
Indians being worse than PC vegans for the most part. They spent like 6 months worth of salary on the Steam deck and now have to live with it.
Anonymous No.714271805 [Report]
>>714271723
deck isn't even available in india while the switch is
Anonymous No.714272219 [Report]
>>714238567
Gay porn out sold a lot of stuff too doesn't mean the people buying it aren't faggots.
Anonymous No.714272325 [Report] >>714272668 >>714275474 >>714275574
You can play anything on the steamdeck! I've finished dozens of games on it! Pic related
Anonymous No.714272557 [Report] >>714272698
is the steamdeck just an emotional support device for pcvegans to cope about the switch/switch 2? I'm convinced none of them actually use it to play games.
Anonymous No.714272619 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
>shitting on
It gets non-stop shilling, I don't get what you are on about.
Anonymous No.714272668 [Report]
>>714272325
Nice. I need to put the Starfox 64 port on mine
Anonymous No.714272698 [Report]
>>714272557
deck derangement syndrome tendie
Anonymous No.714272809 [Report] >>714272954
tendies have become a plague on this board, not even in a funny way like snoys were they're just cultic freaks
Anonymous No.714272954 [Report]
>>714272809
at least snoys had the funny anal vore meme
Anonymous No.714273217 [Report]
>>714241880
>being a homosexual is 'soul'
Anonymous No.714273291 [Report]
>>714238567
It's also a shitty system with one shitty game that Nintendo retroactively shat on harder because you were playing it shittily according to them.
If all tendie died, what sector of society would suffer? You're all nothing but useful idiot corpo stooges.
Anonymous No.714273328 [Report] >>714273375 >>714273680
>>714238391 (OP)
How did Switch 2 outsell Steam Decks lifetime sales in a single day?
Anonymous No.714273375 [Report]
>>714273328
plebs like cheaper, lower quality goods
Anonymous No.714273537 [Report] >>714273765
>op has the deck with absolutely nothing antagonising
>tendies flock to the thread like moths to a flame being spiteful niggers
let it be know that tendies are not anyone's friend
Anonymous No.714273680 [Report]
>>714273328
>How did Switch 2 outsell Steam Decks lifetime sales in a single day?
it's like how McDonald's outsells any michelin star restaurant
Anonymous No.714273682 [Report]
Eh, I have one and it's a very flawed system that relies to heavily on its "community" (mostly trans) to fix all of its shortcomings, like with Decky Loader. Way too much tinkering involved to simply play a game.

Other than playing Metal Gear Rising on it, I just use mine to try out demos on the Steam store and then buy them elsewhere.
Anonymous No.714273765 [Report] >>714274025 >>714275089
>>714273537
Never been in a Comfy Switch thread, have you?
Anonymous No.714273842 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
tendies hate it because it's so much better than the shitch.
Anonymous No.714273876 [Report] >>714273962
>>714240891
Yeah, a significantly larger form factor.
Anonymous No.714273962 [Report] >>714274997 >>714275082 >>714275167 >>714275250
>>714273876
>Laptop
>slim, lightweight, portable

>Steam Deck
fat as fuck, heavy, stupid stick placement that makes the system 2x as long as it should be

Yeah, nah.
Anonymous No.714274025 [Report] >>714274182
>>714273765
no
i have no interest in disrupting those gay circlejerks same way i don't touch dalle threads
the only switch threads i enter are the ones about the screen where they try to counter the screen being shit with completely illiterate "arguments" because those deserve a good btfoing
Anonymous No.714274182 [Report] >>714274483
>>714274025
Victim complex right here, lol.
>poor me!
Anonymous No.714274483 [Report] >>714275180 >>714275295
>>714274182
do you want me to shit up your gay little threads?
are you here to say something or are you going to act like those sales you tendies are bragging about didn't actually make nintendo behave worse
Anonymous No.714274997 [Report] >>714275184
>>714273962
>hurry durrr a laptop is more portable than a handheld console
I guess it's time for you to hit the gym little guy.
Anonymous No.714275082 [Report]
>>714273962
average laptop is heavier than the deck
Anonymous No.714275089 [Report]
>>714273765
Judging by how slow they are, nobody is.
Anonymous No.714275167 [Report]
>>714273962
You have no idea how comfortable the stick placement actually is. I own both deck and switch 2, and the latter has its left stick get in the way of the select button
Anonymous No.714275174 [Report] >>714275261 >>714275342 >>714275727 >>714277014 >>714277339 >>714277587 >>714278827
>>714238391 (OP)
It's the hypocrisy.
>2017 steamies were shitting on the switch for being a handheld with a 720 screen
>steam deck releases and all those talking points universally stopped
>occulus? I need a Facebook account to use it! No way
>steam account is REQUIRED to even purchase the steam deck/index let alone use it
>locked to one store (it may be changing soon but if you purchased anything else outside of steam you're fucked)
>outdated hardware when it was released making it rapidly degrade in performance
>better shit has released like the rog ally x with external gpu support via TB 3
>valve still has it full price for old ass outdated hardware (just like the index)
>valve released an oled model copying Nintendo
>ProtonDB uses have straight up gaslight people about performance and bugs
Steamies are an insufferable bunch. Notice how every steam deck picture of it running emulators it's always within the first 30 minutes of the game? Or how steamos is literally more restricted than windows 11 (flatpaks and it's an immutable OS). Lastly notice how there's been ZERO charts comparing the steam deck to the switch 2 in terms of performance and battery life.
You know damn well if it did better there'd be shitpost for YEARS.
Its been outclassed, outperformed and with valve releasing steamos for other handhelds there's literally no reason to purchase it now unless you really love gaben's cum.
Anonymous No.714275180 [Report]
>>714274483
Someones triggered
Anonymous No.714275184 [Report] >>714275239
>>714274997
NTA but they both require a backpack and are the same level of portability. Only difference is a laptop is an actual PC and probably at least 10x more powerful.
Anonymous No.714275239 [Report]
>>714275184
Which one weighs more?
Anonymous No.714275250 [Report] >>714275379
>>714273962
The deck is way lighter and far less cumbersome than a laptop and its ergonomics blow the switch 1/2 out of the water.
Anonymous No.714275261 [Report]
>>714275174
literally nothing you posted is true
Anonymous No.714275278 [Report] >>714275648
I would get a deck, but I'm blowing my money on /k/rap right now. Kinda interested in that clamshell chinkshit with the nice screen coming out, though. I would just play Etrian Odyssey on it, but that's good enough for me.
Anonymous No.714275295 [Report] >>714277975
>>714274483
>do you want me to shit up your gay little threads?
You already do. Every thread you post in immediately makes it shitty and gay.
Anonymous No.714275342 [Report]
>>714275174
Wtf is Valve smoking. At least Nintendo fans had the balls to spam lower the price.
Anonymous No.714275379 [Report]
>>714275250
A deck + business laptop weighs less than a gaming laptop. is cheaper too.
Anonymous No.714275474 [Report]
>>714272325
>can run oot and mm natively on the deck
Feels good man. I wish nintendo had been making handhelds like the deck all along.
Anonymous No.714275574 [Report] >>714275928
>>714272325
Based. That screen looks nice too.
Anonymous No.714275648 [Report] >>714275796
>>714275278
Dunno how much that thing is, but if it's more than a deck, then you can get the same affect on a deck with any second screen. Some people have attached ones to their deck to make a foldable.
Anonymous No.714275727 [Report] >>714276150
>>714275174
Pleb
Anonymous No.714275796 [Report] >>714275921
>>714275648
Defeats the purpose. Why would I fuck with that when I could just sit at my desk and emulate? I play handheld games in bed like a normal person.
Anonymous No.714275917 [Report]
>>714238567
Outsold the nonexistant steam deck numbers?
Anonymous No.714275921 [Report] >>714276362
>>714275796
Because options, freedom and control.
Anonymous No.714275928 [Report] >>714276024 >>714276121 >>714276374 >>714276996
>>714275574
>1200p
>oled
Its literally lipstick on a pig. Rog ally and the switch 2 has more pixels, resolution and refresh rates.
Valve should have released an updated steam deck 2 over year ago now. Stop pretending that a 3 and a half year old handheld with 5 year old parts is still worth anything.
>but the deck does exactly what I want it to do
That's only because valve has shitted out a new one you cock sucking faggots. Cope more.
Anonymous No.714275975 [Report]
>>714239224
I have mother 3 on my 5 year old phone
Anonymous No.714276024 [Report]
>>714275928
>switch 2 has better refresh rates
I'm not a deckfag but get better bait.
Anonymous No.714276121 [Report]
>>714275928
nta but I wouldn't buy a new deck until I clear out my current backlog
Anonymous No.714276150 [Report] >>714276313 >>714276339
>>714275727
I own an rog ally x with a 3080ti external gpu. A switch 2 and a 4090 desktop.
I know I can run games you niggas can't dream of with my handhelds like Mario kart world and monster hunter wilds.
Be an adult and stop dick riding some billionaire and buy products for YOU. There's better shit out there. You can pretend there isn't that's the problem with you steamies.
If it not valve it doesn't exist. Even more so you Stockholmed fucks don't even ask valve to keep up with the competition.
Anonymous No.714276313 [Report]
>>714276150
sorry bro you're just a seething tendie lol
Anonymous No.714276339 [Report]
>>714276150
Okay, then why are you shitting yourself?
Anonymous No.714276362 [Report]
>>714275921
>Because options, freedom and control.
Things PC fags love
Things Console fags hate
Anonymous No.714276374 [Report] >>714276569 >>714276643
>>714275928
Cope, seethe, and don't forget to dilate tendie. Remember you paid a premium for a screen that's worse than the Switch 1.
Anonymous No.714276487 [Report]
>>714241282
No, you can get away with a cheaper chink clone and just stream the games from your desktop.
Anonymous No.714276569 [Report]
>>714276374
The motion blur helps hide the DLSS artifacts.
Anonymous No.714276618 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
It's a gimmick and always has been. Bro it barely outsold the N-Gage. Switch 2 sold more consoles in one minute than the deck ever will in its lifetime. If that isn't the definition of a shidded flop I don't know what is.
Anonymous No.714276643 [Report] >>714278573
>>714276374
Is that all you fags got? Pathetic
Enjoy that gaben's cum chalice.
Anonymous No.714276996 [Report] >>714277076
>>714275928
1200p? It's 800p.
Anonymous No.714277014 [Report] >>714277214 >>714277520
>>714258703
ever heard of derangement? ok now combine said derangement with a toddler's mindset that makes them decide everything they like and dislike based on whether or not their favorite or least favorite cartoon does it

>hey timmy what are you obsessed with today?
>GRRRR I HATE TOMATOES
>y'know who else hates tomatoes? MARIO!
>EEEEEEK WHAT? B-BUT MARIO STINKS, SONIC IS THE BEST! N-NO IF MARIO HATES TOMATOES I- I- I'LL EAT THEM, OK? I'LL EAT THEM I PROMISE!
literal toddler thinking, kill yourself

>>714275174
>2017 steamies were shitting on the switch for being a handheld with a 720 screen
We made fun of it for being a glorified android tablet.
>steam account is REQUIRED to even purchase the steam deck/index let alone use it
And it gatekeeps scalpers. Also you don't need a Steam account to use the Deck, but why would you not get a laptop at that point?
>locked to one store (it may be changing soon but if you purchased anything else outside of steam you're fucked)
Blatant fucking lie. You can easily play games from GoG/itch.io/DLsite/torrents with no issues.
>outdated hardware when it was released making it rapidly degrade in performance
On launch (2022) it was able to play most AAA at 30fps minimum. No one at Valve expected for optimisation to get dramatically worse.
>better shit has released like the rog ally x with external gpu support via TB 3
And those handhelds will have Steam installed on them.
>valve still has it full price for old ass outdated hardware (just like the index)
Why slash prices when it sells out most of the time?
>valve released an oled model copying
NINTENDO INVENTED OLED
>ProtonDB uses have straight up gaslight people about performance and bugs
Only real valid criticism at launch. Proton's massively improved since then to the point of mogging Windows at older games.
Anonymous No.714277076 [Report]
>>714276996
My bad it's 1200p x 800p
Got my numbers mixed up
Anonymous No.714277214 [Report]
>>714277014
>We made fun of it
Poor fag doesn't realize that he's in a cult. That's what steamies are cultist.
>you don't need a Steam account to use the Deck
OK try and purchase one and set one up without a steam account. Let's see how that goes.
Anonymous No.714277217 [Report]
>>714241282
You can just buy a $100 chink handheld and stream to it from your PC. Would be lighter and have better battery life and even a better screen than the LCD Deck too.

Deck is mostly if you're traveling a lot or game outside in public (don't do this).
Anonymous No.714277339 [Report] >>714277658
>>714275174
Hmm...but wasn't it tendies shitting on the deck for it not having OLED? And then once it does it's a problem? and they're okay with Switch 2 NOT having it because..?
Anonymous No.714277520 [Report] >>714277636
>>714277014
>Why slash prices when it sells out most of the time?
Isn't valve a private company? Why are you talking like a wannabe shareholder?
Get some help retard. Your entire post is strawman garbage. I won't bother replying because I know you'll just say "well those games are ass" or some other bullshit.
Have fun dick riding gaben. You people are the problem with PC gaming. You're not one. You're a fucking corporate dick rider for a walled garden DRM platform.
Anonymous No.714277587 [Report] >>714277852
>>714275174
Why do you faggots work so damn hard against your own self interest? Just absolutely pathetic cuck behavior. Your precious Nintendo hates you more than any steamie ever could.
Anonymous No.714277636 [Report]
>>714277520
>You're a fucking corporate dick rider for a walled garden DRM platform.
this is a tendie projecting
Anonymous No.714277658 [Report]
>>714277339
That entire post and you people ignore 99% of it.
Anonymous No.714277740 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
>You can play Half-Life 1 on the go on it.

This implies steam deck users actually move
Anonymous No.714277852 [Report]
>>714277587
This is the reality of the situation. They overcharge you for games, don't offer any sales, update your only exclusive to be LESS fun. Charge for what should be free pack-in titles etc.
But it's okay if you get to play mario 200 right? Switch 1 library wasn't even anything spectacular and very safe barring a few games like BOTW
Anonymous No.714277870 [Report]
>>714248108
>Deckfags annoy me. They're basically poser PC poorfags

>steam deck
>poorfag
pick one you retarded nigger
Anonymous No.714277879 [Report]
>>714241282
Yeah, I play on the couch and in bed. It's great for the occasional travel and LAN'ing
Anonymous No.714277959 [Report]
I'm playing chrono trigger on the deck right now ama
Anonymous No.714277975 [Report]
>>714275295
i accept your concession
i looked at the most recent comfy switch thread and it had 12 mentions of the deck
and even with the modicum of ragebait it had 200 posts in 12 hours, a pathetic level of engagement
it also ended up getting bumped off the board because there aren't that many tendies left and those remaining are completely deranged waffling about sales
Anonymous No.714278113 [Report] >>714278235 >>714278282 >>714279332
No rebuttals just name calling and seething about Nintendo. I forget mentioning Nintendo/Switch in these threads is like a pitbull in a toddler. You mindless clamp on shaking your heads until the discussion is dead. Ignoring all other points brought up like the Rog ally and it's features as a handheld pc.
Yup it's a deck thread alright. You faggots have fun circle jerking each other.
This is why I don't like the deck, because it's attached to the most vapid fanbase on the internet. No criticisms or talking bad about the regeim and it's products. Just goose step, drink the Kool-aid, deflect and name call.
Anonymous No.714278235 [Report] >>714278549
>>714278113
I'm not interested in ROG Ally due to Windows and lack of trackpads
Anonymous No.714278282 [Report] >>714278549
>>714278113
rog ally has no trackpads and no oled and they make you pay extra for a windows licence you cannot refuse
Anonymous No.714278549 [Report] >>714278660 >>714278669 >>714278773 >>714279926 >>714280006
>>714278235
>>714278282
>Muh trackpads and oled
Literally the only two things the deck has others don't. You can install steamos on other handhelds now. Doesn't change the fact it's an outdated peice of shit that's rapidly losing to its direct competition. Keep pretending nothing is wrong and valve will keep milking you.
Anonymous No.714278573 [Report]
>>714276643
Anonymous No.714278660 [Report]
>>714278549
>Doesn't change the fact it's an outdated peice of shit that's rapidly losing to its direct competition.
? it's outsold all of its competitors
Anonymous No.714278669 [Report]
>>714278549
>muh the thing you're going to be looking at near 100% of the time
>muh the thing that gives you a modicum of precision without plugging in a mouse
Anonymous No.714278713 [Report]
>>714241332
>>714253514
Why are you doing two things at once?
Anonymous No.714278773 [Report]
>>714278549
>You can install steamos on other handhelds now.
cool
can i ask them to fuck off with forcing me to pay for a windows i didn't ask for?
Anonymous No.714278780 [Report]
i think it's cool but if i want to game on the go i'd just get a switch cuz i can at least co-op play with someone else using the joycons on the spot. i can't do that with a steam deck unless i bust out a second controller. that's my take for the day.
Anonymous No.714278827 [Report] >>714278945 >>714279008
>>714275174
>>locked to one store (it may be changing soon but if you purchased anything else outside of steam you're fucked)
Stopped reading there, you can play GOG/ESG games just fine through Heroic, GOG backups by themselves also work just fine.
You have no idea what you're talking about, nigger.
Anonymous No.714278945 [Report] >>714279474
>>714278827
Xbox?
Anonymous No.714278976 [Report]
How can you possibly work on a game for 10 years and have little to nothing to show?
Anonymous No.714279008 [Report]
>>714278827
>tendie thought that the deck was fucking sim locked
lol
Anonymous No.714279141 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
I wouldn't call nintendo-cultists "people" tho
Anonymous No.714279143 [Report]
>>714238391 (OP)
I think it's the opposite, people shit on the Switch 2 because it isn't free unlike the Steam Deck is/can be.
Anonymous No.714279263 [Report] >>714280145
The absolute lying that games all purchased on windows regardless of store work on Linux.
You fuck heads forgot how many storefronts are on windows. Ubisoft, Rockstar, Xbox (gamepass) epic with easy anti cheat, riot games, etc.
Lying is a sin you know.
Anonymous No.714279332 [Report]
>>714278113
>first post is tendie taking corporate dick over sales despite nintendo just using those sales to screw their audience harder
>half the thread is tendies having a meltdown
>why are steamies attacking nintendo when they should be talking about the rog ally?
It is a mystery.
If you like the ally, talk about the ally. People who have a deck generally prefer the deck because of its ease of use and control options. At least with steamos becoming available, the ally will get even better performance and battery life, and without all the w11 garbage, making it more viable.
Anonymous No.714279474 [Report]
>>714278945
Just install Windows?
What the fuck do you think the Deck is?
Anonymous No.714279926 [Report] >>714280289
>>714278549
Trackpads are mandatory for me and I don't understand what other handheld manufactuers don't get about that. A load of PC games basically require them in order to be playable.
Anonymous No.714280006 [Report]
>>714278549
>You can install steamos on other handhelds now
I'm not paying for a w11 license. Put steamos on it and knock $100 off the price.
Anonymous No.714280145 [Report]
>>714279263
EA launcher works
Epic games, GoG and such work
The main problem with rockstar games is online
There's EAC for linux, it's up to developers to tick one fucking box, and there's a good list of games with anticheat that do work fine on linux
Riot and such use intrusive kernel level anti-cheat, you're pretty much hopeless at that point. Specially because in most cases that's just gachashit for cumbrained morons. Here let me open my asshole wide because I want to play weebering woobs or a fucking clone of counter strike.
Most xbox games are on other storefronts, so your only issue there would be game pass.
Really if you just eat and shit DRM at some point obviously the open platform isn't gonna work well with it. You're already raped enough that using Windows is kind of deserved.
Anonymous No.714280289 [Report] >>714280698
>>714279926
I love the trackpads for radial menus but honestly I don't see how you'd play some PC games with them anyways. The screen is still considerably small enough to enjoy some shit that belongs on PCs.
Anonymous No.714280698 [Report] >>714281992
>>714280289
I haven't played any games with text so small that I haven't been able to read it on the deck, but there is a magnifying glass feature too.
Anonymous No.714281983 [Report]
>>714240891
Yeah, nah, I don't think you can. It would be difficult to carry a laptop and a controller at once and then use them without accidentally dropping the laptop.
Anonymous No.714281992 [Report]
>>714280698
I'm more about general lack of detail
One of the things I noticed about playing any more "AAA" games even before the deck (on the Switch for instance) is that I miss a lot of detail on a smaller screen, no matter the resolution on that thing. I actually thing 720p on the deck is not bad at all. But many games don't scale well because I guess they didn't expect 720p resolutions to take it to mean that you had a portable platform to use. There's in fact games now coming out with updated versions to maximize compatibility with deck, and the screen size is one of the concerns. Well, I'm also concerned about some games not scaling up well unless you have 1080p available for some reason, like Suikoden remaster.
I also noticed the zooming in that some ports have on the switch, and I believe there is a point there. Nine Sols on PC is rather zoomed out. On a normal screen it looks perfect, but on a Deck not so. The sprites look tiny and it gets a bit more difficult to tell the detail on them even when downscaled from higher resolutions. The game even has to be modded to use the native resolution the deck has (1280x800). The Switch version however zooms in enough to where the character takes a bit more of the screen, comparably. You see less for sure, but it's just more comfortable to play. This is not like decreasing FoV or anything like that.
Anonymous No.714282504 [Report]
My biggest gripe with it
Trackpad covers suck fucking dick
Anonymous No.714282925 [Report] >>714283452
Valve spent more money paying Indians to shill the Deck here on /v/ than they made money selling it
Anonymous No.714283452 [Report] >>714283613
>>714282925
Valve doesn't even know what marketing is. I have never once seen an add for Steam, let alone the Steam Deck.
Anonymous No.714283613 [Report] >>714283793
>>714283452
>one of the few gaming companies that has done fucking TV ads don't know what marketing is
Anonymous No.714283793 [Report] >>714283878
>>714283613
>>one of the few gaming companies that has done fucking TV ads
>few
Anonymous No.714283878 [Report]
>>714283793
Yes anon, only some of the biggest gaming companies has done actual TV ads for their games.
Anonymous No.714284073 [Report] >>714284441
anyone here own a switch 2 but still shit on it anyways
Anonymous No.714284441 [Report]
>>714284073
I've owned every Nintendo system up until the Switch 2 where I put my foot down. I've earned the right to shit on it.