Thread 714244931

Nintendo just has no answer for it

>>714244931 (OP)
More sales in a week than the Deck's entire lifetime sale LMAO.

>>714244931 (OP)
My oled deck arrives on the 3rd. What other accessories should I get?

>>714244997
>What should I get?
A refund and a Switch 2 purchase from your local Walmart.

>>714244993
I'm more of a quality over quantity man myself

>>714245061
The deck can play switch games and pc games though

>>714245069
Quality stuff tend to get bought a lot, like iphones.

>>714245195
LMAO

>>714244931 (OP)
Switch already outsold it in like 3 weeks bro

>>714245195
tendie please

>>714245069
Well you bought a UMPC that's worse than the PC you already own so that's just a lie

>>714244931 (OP)
>spends 5 hours tinkering with settings to get one game to run
>power button breaks after months of use

>>714245463
>spends 5 hours tinkering with settings to get one game to run
fake news

>>714244931 (OP)
the steam deck is for serious gamers, which the majority of nintendo customers are not.

>>714245463
>spend 5 hours waiting for my switch 2 to boot a game from cart
>spend 5 more hours waiting for it to render a frame
>spend 2 months waiting for the menu to load

>steam deck already got outsold by the switch 2 in just 4 days
no wonder you troons are so mad

>>714245705
>serious gamers
>can only run indieslop and old games at playable performance

>>714245979
>>714246048
>tendies are proud of eating shit and paying for it
lol, sad people

>>714245195
BTFO

>>714244931 (OP)
Different markets doe
t. Owns both

>>714244931 (OP)
steamcucks lost

>>714246060
>No argument
LOL
LMAO even

Decks are actually pieces of shit. You can tell as soon as you pick one up that it just feels light and cheap. The performance is cool but that doesn't amount to much when the damn thing will barely last you a year before the power button breaks.

Have both.
Touched the deck for less than 1 hour. Isnt HDMI friendly with samsung TVs because lol LINUX just follow these 8 step guide to get a fucking HDMI to work
Switch 2 easily 50 hours in just mario kart.

the steam deck is a social device
you never see people playing on it, all they do is use is as an accessory to show people only how quirky they are for owning garbage no one else wants to buy
they never actually play on it because it's just a worse laptop

>>714244931 (OP)
One of the games in your image is on switch 2 and only 2 of the other games are any good, dishonored is a dead franchise and who cares about a dead franchise so that really only leaves steam deck with mullet mad jack

>>714246373
>lie on the internet
For what purpose?

>>714246373
>>714246393
>>714246409
>>714246435
you gonna cry?

>>714246048
>indieslop and old games
So the any games anyone who isn't a complete casual cares about anymore?

>>714245178
>The deck can play switch games
LMAO, barely, try a 8 players smash battle with items on high

>>714246473
all your retarded argument does is outing you as a poorfag who can't run any modern games

>>714246373
I dropped my steam deck down the stairs the other day. The case was unzipped and it fell, full on tumbling all the way down, bouncing on hardwood.
The shell had cracked open. I snapped it back together and literally could not see any evidence of what had just happened, at all.

nintendo fans are absolutely rattled and bebothered by the 'eck

>>714246601
lmao
What game does the Deck not run that isn't a complete laughing stock?

>>714246646
Looks like we live rent free in your head according to OP. Also feel free to enjoy our games since deck doesn't really have any.

i still dont understand why i have to pay for nintendos online (same goes for xbone/gaystation) even worse when you want to play their "retro" games you need online plus extra why the fuck cant i just buy the rom on the store

>>714246748
Nigga it's the most obvious false flag thread of all time.
OP immediately started posting toddler shit on post cooldown.

>>714246909
Nintendo are a cult racket exploiting lonely and pathetic manchildren

>>714246968
it certainly is the disney of gaming

>>714246909
dont know and dont care. Its less than .0001% pf my income

>>714247209
emulator vs native hardware what are you trying to prove with this?

>>714247287
That the Deck is pure TRASH

>>714247287
Relax valvejeet

>>714246652
you'll find out in 10 years the same way you're using the deck now to emulate old games you couldn't play in their time

>>714247232
>dont know and dont care. Its less than .0001% pf my income

so? its money wasted. i dont care if i have to pay only one cent why the fuck do i have to pay for my own internet usage when i feel like playing one round of mario kart every few months?

>Switch 2
The white man's console
>Deck
The pajeet's PC

>>714247327
>That the Deck is pure TRASH
deck is a mini computer that makes it better by default

>>714247428
>mini computer
you mean an underpowered laptop
this is a mini computer

>>714247513
it certainly does run retro games better than the switch

>>714244993
Tendies only take bait all day, but the Steam Deck stock situation is weird. In the US, it was limited to the 48 contiguous states, so I was not allowed to buy one.

>>714247331
>Relax
>>714247327
>caps: TRASH
>right after this heart attack

>>714245195
Oh nonono what about our narratives nintendo bros

>>714247780
>erm actually the theoretical Steam Deck sales in Alaska and Hawaii would have definitely crushed the Switch 2
Hyper-level copium

Congrats on finally getting access to Gamecube games. Just play that while we emulate the Wii U versions.

>>714247287
>haha I'm just going to emulate all your Nintendie games in 4K60fps!
>N-NO NOT LIKE THAT!

>>714248380
based, you killed that tranny

>>714244931 (OP)
what answer does it need
the conversation ended before it could even be questioned
>>714245069
a. then you would have bought a pc and moved on
2. the industry doesn't work like that

>>714247513
>mini computer
You mean a bloated piece of shit?

>>714245195
you can't be serious

>>714245195
Iphones are quality and I bet half of the people laughing at this post have one and are larping to fit in with 4chan “culture”

>>714244931 (OP)
Do deckfags even play games on it or do they just brag that it can play old nintendo games?

>>714249339
>Do deckfags even play games
no, this post sums it up >>714246409

>>714247209
>>714247331
>>714247327
https://youtu.be/Z_0jloZDT_g?t=186
Working over the 30 fps native here, don't know how that person fucked it up so hard. Enjoy continuing to self-own in this thread instead of playing your games, I guess?
>inb4 nOOOOO I browse on my phone and totally play a game that doesn't require my attention at the same time

>>714247287

>>714247287
wow that's insane. you're telling me I can't expect native or near native performance emulating switch games on a steam deck?
i thought this was supposed to be a replacement for the switch (1) entirely and then some.

>>714252248
Forget reproducibility: how much time did the uploader spend playing this one level over and over until there were no more shader compilation stutters?
Everyone wants to talk framerate but nobody wants to talk about the thousands of drops you're getting compiling your shaders while churning through new parts of the game (ie regular progression).

>>714252398
meant for >>714249661

I have both and I don't really use the deck anymore

>>714244931 (OP)
closed ecosystems simply CANT compete with open source

>>714252764
>closed ecosystems
But enough about Steam

>>714245979
tendies really cant wrap around their heads that sales dont matter for the Deck
the Deck will always be getting games because its tied to Steam
if the Switch 2 failed it would have been a wasteland

>>714252812
you arnt forced to use Steam on the deck :^)

>>714249284
They operate on the same principle as the switch, its a quality product for the mainstream audience, of course the chinkphone4000 has better everything at -200usd but you have to put a custom rom on it to work properly. These niggers dont care about ease of use or market segments.

>>714252908
Yet I can't use nintendo eshop and play Switch 2 games on it like a Switch 2. So much for your "open source" LMAO.

>>714245178
does it tho, switch emulation is almost dead and buried until it flies under the radar for nintendo, so get your 10 games that work properly and 90% that "works" with major glitches or poor perfomance.

>>714252990
>eshop
loads of online stores where you can buy low quality indie slop
>play Switch 2 games
give it a year :^)

>>714253053
y'all seem pretty mad to me tho

>>714252990
Not yet, Emulators will probably be faster in development since you have to buy another switch 2 for the bricking on simple homebrew. This is actually a mistake by nintendo as some of the homebrew crowd and pirates are actual buyers of content they like. Especially if they need to get everyone on board on 80 dollar price tags for old PC ports.

>>714253053
looking at this thread OP succeeded

>>714244931 (OP)
They have about 5 million answers.