Thread 714247568

>>714247568 (OP)
>america is so fat they need machines intended to rehabilitate disabled people to lose weight

I work out almost every day AMA

>>714248217
Are you a faggot?

>>714247568 (OP)
>game allows player to progress rapidly for a short time before slamming into a plateau

>>714248258
Yes, but not OP.

>>714248217
have you ever made friends at the gym

>>714248217
Proper workouts or just like a some women who do 10min of cardio, take pictures and then leave.

>>714248282
Thanks for proving that anyone who goes to the gym is a fucking faggot

>>714248217
Do you know people who do steroids?

>>714248193
i mean, the boy's a walking feast
you could just carve off a piece as you go

>>714248387
No, I have a home gym w/ racks and other systems.

>>714248217
How often do you rape people?

>>714248603
I'm committed to my marriage.

>>714247568 (OP)
>game has a debuff system where after 5 minute of doing an activity you end up with a life threatening debuff

>>714248358
You've clearly never lifted. Becoming stronger feels amazing

>>714248729
You aren't strong. You're just better at picking up metal.

>>714250197
Ok Jorden Peterson

>>714250197
Better at picking up anything.

Not really. Once you get to gold rank, you start capping out and platueuing, so hard to grind up without outside help like mmr boosters or something

>>714247568 (OP)
Weird go karts

>>714250298
Not really, you'll use different muscles depending on what you pick up.

>>714250238
That's a compliment coming from a gymrat.

>>714247568 (OP)
>cheapest game mogs AAA and subscription slop
but has fucktons of compatability issues

>>714248681
Isn't this psychological

>>714248729
It doesn’t matter because you ain’t picking up women at the end of the day.

>>714247568 (OP)
>longtime fans are completely chill and great bros but newfags & secondaries are the most insufferable people you will ever meet

>>714250505
In the same way someone getting strangled makes his situation worse by randomly flaying, yes

>>714247568 (OP)
waste of time
scam by grifters and supplement pushers

>>714248217
do you want to fuck that lizard?

>>714248729
im the most anti lift 'hate physical activity' fag youll ever see and even i have to agree with this. ended up getting a job at a place that was semi physical and become much stronger in a very short span of time before it petered out (apparently this is a thing where when people first start working out or doing physical stuff they see immense gains in the short term). pretty much was the only good part of the job was feeling stronger

>>714250683
those are called noob gains, you don't even need protein for them

>>714250728
or the more technical term of "neural adaptation gains"
you go from a cuckity cuck cuck fuckity fuckaloo braincuck to a brainchad with dick veins on his brainium

>>714247568 (OP)
>game only gives you debuffs as you level up

>>714247568 (OP)
Every gym has loud music, that gets turned up even louder by the 40+ year old gym instructor that tries to impress the 16 year old girls that walk in with his music taste. I hate that shit, why isnt there a gym without music
>muh performance
you have a phone, spotify exists and so do earbuds.

>>714247568 (OP)
>have to grind for 5000 hours for 5 years
>...or just pay to win for the same results in a week
Every game is now live service whale-farming s m h

>>714251127
>why isnt there a gym without music

>>714248217
You're under 6 feet tall, aren't you?

this legitimately got me into working out regularly and weightlifting and shit

>Stat gain per day is capped
>devs claim this is to "discourage grinding"

Bullshit time sink anti-fun mechanic.

>>714248193
close, but wrong.
america's too thin.
we need feeding machiens to rehabilitate thin people.

>have to eat perfectly and regularly lift heavy weights
>pre-nerf you could just sit on your ass and eat leaves

I miss the beta...

>>714250503
I just work out at home like 20-30mins per day with a pull up bar and pushup handles because I have shit wrists from gaming

gone from 0 pull ups and 8 pushups to 10 pull ups and 20 pushups, feels good

>>714247568 (OP)
>all machines
>no simple powerlifting racks
place for faggots

There's no real benefits from this unless you get high at the smell of other men sweating.
bodybuilders die younger on average, not older.

>>714248217
do you have muscular legs? can you post them so I can masturbate to you?

>>714248217
Do you have a job?

>>714252291
that's because they don't know when to fuckin stop

>>714252291
that's because they're dysmorphic retards with bigorexia who keep putting more meat on their frame than their organs can support.
if you are even mildly active on a regular basis and dont eat like total shit you'll be fine.

Machines and calisthenics for me.

>>714252291
I honestly wish steroid-shaming had actually become a popular activity and we could've saved so many dudes lives. Instead the kayfabe of "it's all natural bro!" lasted just long enough for them to normalize it.
I still call it male to male hormone therapy because it's true. They're trying to have a second puberty because they don't feel like they became a real man.

>>714247568 (OP)
I can do 7-8 miles on bike in 45mins. Probably takes half that time just driving to and from the gym

>>714252291
bodybuilders have dysphoria just like trannies.
the only difference is that its not explicitly unhealthy (but it very much is) so people dont call it out.

>>714250197
you're the embodiment of the nerd emoji

gyms changed..

>>714250197
>You aren't strong. You're just better at (feat of strength).
Anon, I say this as your friend: start hitting the gym immediately. It will solve all your problems, pains and sleeping issues. It really is a miracle cure.

>>714254389
I already exercise and I have a girlfriend so there's no point. The gym is for impressing gay guys.

>>714247568 (OP)
How long should I spend in the gym?

>>714250197
>anon thinks he can defy the metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtjSHm3ZH0&list=RDcBtjSHm3ZH0&start_radio=1

>>714247568 (OP)
>Gym has 10 billion treadmills and those static bikes
>Not a single stair machine

I hate it

>>714254302
>bimbo gym bunny staceys giving a fuck if chad looks at them while they work out
no it's the incel dyel creeps who joined 2 months ago they're trying to shame and bully

>>714252291
There are a lot of mental health benefits to lifting which is why I do it. I don't care about getting swole but seeing my body transform is a nice bonus.