i don't have a girlfriend

>>714247957 (OP)
How often have you put yourself in situations to talk with new people lately?

Anon will be your boyfriend

>>714247957 (OP)
many such cases

>>714247957 (OP)
Good. Play video games instead.

>>714247957 (OP)
Lol even I had one and I browsed 4chan all day even when I was with her

>>714247957 (OP)
Good.
It's called natural selection.

>>714247957 (OP)
You have no idea how expensive and exhausting their retardation can be. The more time you spend with them, the more you will curse the henpecked retards that gave them rights.

I would rather have a boyfriend than a girlfriend. Sex is worse but you don't have to deal with the psychotic drama.

>>714248159
>The female line of this chart is significantly lower than the male
Chad has a harem. Average men compete for scraps.

off topic posters are cyyyuuuute!

>>714247957 (OP)
count your blessings, retard, women are dogshit niggers

>>714247957 (OP)
lol what a fag

Come here everyone and get a load of this homoboi.

>>714248038
this
>I want gf
>does nothing but sit in his room whining on the internet

This woman ive been hanging out with for the last 6 months finally gave me her answer today after refusing to give me a yes or no since november. She admitted she doesnt think shes ready for a relationship and shes worried that she`ll ruin her friendship with me if we start going out. She doesnt want to turn me down and admitted she doesnt want me to go looking elsewhere but doesnt feel like its fair to me to ask me to keep sticking around. Games for this feel?

>>714248038
>>714248654
I've talked with women lately. They're all awful.

>>714247957 (OP)
Same... Wish i have a lesbian gf...

I'm talking to this girl for almost a year now and I'm afraid people will lynch me if we go further

>>714248038
>>714248654
lets be honest good girls are a rarity, 2's and 3's think they deserve 9's and classify 6-7 males as 1s
>>714248661
that's emotional abuse fyi

>>714248761
yeah you're not going anywhere

>>714248761
maybe try talking to one above the age of consent then.

>>714248719
Why lesbian?

>>714248719
True, even lesbians pull plenty of pussy nowadays vs your average /v/ joe.
life is truly unfair.

>>714248797
What makes you think you deserve a good girl? You standards for women are probably super high, higher than you're worth.

>>714248797
>that's emotional abuse fyi
yeah i kinda know but honestly given what some of my ex`s have been like her being indecisive isnt as big of a deal breaker to me. She clearly cares about me a ton even during the talk she said "Would it make you upset if i said no?" I had to tell her that she needed to be honest with me and not worry about how I would feel after. The more concerning thing is that we basically are dating already and she doesnt realise it while everyone else gives us shit because they think we`ve been hiding it from them. Her parents have literally asked her what we would name our kids at one point. IDK shes been though alot, shes autistic, and shes quite a few years younger than me so maybe i excuse more than I should. I honestly think shes scared that commiting one way or another would result in something bad happening because shes had incels blow up on her and abusive exs

i dont have a boyfriend

>>714249141
dudes are naturally repelled by other dudes

>>714249074
not him, but yeah, these days standards like:
>wants to be a stay-at-home-mother
>will be nice to me most of the time.
are pretty top shelf stuff.

>>714247957 (OP)
Ask yourself why you want one. Ask yourself what you will actually get if you have one. Ask yourself how these are video games.

>>714249203
i've never dated normie guys anyway they're boring

>>714249135
she's just using you cos she has no one else

>>714249309
only faggots date other faggots.

>>714249309
normie girls as well desu. I honestly cant understand how people go through life without any proper interests.

>>714248995
Because I'm a lesbian woman

>>714249141
I'll be your bf, cutie.

>>714249345
kinda true? shes terminally online af and im pretty much her only irl friend but she has a ton of online people she hangs out with and rarely wants to do much in person anyway.

>depression thread
>tranime pic in OP
anyone else notice this pattern?

>>714248191
Many such cases

>>714249361
duh?
>>714249368
right it almost seems misogynistic but its literally impossible to be friends with girls like this
>>714249380
no you wont

Real question, what would you do with your girlfriend if you got one?

>>714249468
theyre trying to attract a mate dont interfere

>>714248661
Don’t focus on her, find a real one

>>714249501
Play videogames with her.

>>714249501
Touch her butt

>>714249296
Can you afford that?

>>714248661
Drop her like she's hot

i've been married for 15 years

>>714249435
I'm assuming she's your coworker? You're just a convenience.

>>714249609
I can afford two people right now.
Thankfully, I don't need the first date to be a breeding session.

>>714247957 (OP)
you will never be an anime woman

>>714248215
Speaking from experience.

>>714247957 (OP)
Be my girlfriend instead :3

>>714249783
yeah im a male with boobs not like i dont know that

>>714249501
hold hands

>>714249569
I mean she is real she just doesnt want to commit to a relationship because she thinks she`ll fuck it up and ill end up hating her. I think she also doesnt really feel like she`ll gain anything from it that she doesnt already get from friendship.
>>714249501
Same thing I do with her rn as a friend, hang out and talk about nerd shit, play some video games here an there, occasionally comfort her or get comfort from her. Id just spend some more time with her and like go out to eat and stuff, also sex would be cool at somepoint.
>>714249676
She is pretty hot desu, shes like a 4ft something tomboy with short brown hair who alternates between full comfy fits (oversized hoodies, leggings etc) and e-girl looks when she feels like putting effort in (black skirts, jumpers, etc)
>>714249729
Kinda we met at uni on a group project, I realised right away she was too autistic to talk to anyone so made a specific effort to include her then before long she was messaging me daily and calling me to drag me out of bed to play games with her and stuff.

>>714249486
>>714249826
Let me kiss you!

I feel so out of touch with people around me when I'm at work and people there are talking about going out to bars trying to pick up girls for one-night stands. I'm not talking about some gigachads or something, and usually their stories are relating their failures to score, but it's just so beyond the realm of how I interact with women.

>>714249074
i never said i deserved one, i've never cared enough to try, i've had 2 girls ask me out and i rejected them both

>>714249927
okay but only if youre white

>>714249486
>>714249380
these posts reminded me of that nasty faggot that always posted his room

mochi or something, i hope was murdered i dont even remember why i hate him

>>714249968
C-can we do more than kiss?

>>714249937
Same, I think not hitting those developmental milestones when I was younger had left me with that piece of my brain just missing

>>714249141
I'll be your bfffffff
that stands for best friend burger

Guys and gals lets get the discord tags out so we can ERP before the jannies nuke the thread

>>714249074
Stop projecting.

>>714250113
My tag is only for potential bfs

>>714247957 (OP)
In my time here, I've learned that there's one type of person more insufferably despicable than the Jew, the Muslim, the sodomite, the transvestite, the jeet, the thirdie, and the woman: the modern straight man.

>>714247957 (OP)
A good girlfriend is hard to get. A good cheese steak isn't.

>>714247957 (OP)
I want a GF so I can say without any doubt that relarionships aren't for me.
Made a lot of social gainz in my mid 20s after a late start and it made me realize I don't really care much for any of it.
Getting a gf is the last thing I need to have gotten the complete normalfag experience.

>>714250205
That explains why you're so insufferable

>>714250272
Don't lump me in with the rest of you faggots. I'm not the one making women (or lack thereof, in your case) a central part of my identity.

are there any women (real) in this thread

>>714250027
maybe if you're cute and post taggy
>>714250101
okk but who gets to be the best friend fries

>>714247957 (OP)
Me neither, but the scariest thing for me is that I have like 0 desire of getting one and having sex

Maybe is a massive cope of my brain but being alone feels to good to give up