Thread 714249142

Wish I had a cute twink bf

OP has a 3 inch penis and regularly crossdresses

OP avoids looking in the mirror because it triggers his dysmorphia

Inb4 this thread turns into a sissy white boy erp fagshow.

>>714249218
God that’s fucking hot

>>714249218
OP should be my boyfriend...

>>714249341
too late

I need a cute & breedable bottom boyfriend

just because i crossdress doesn't mean it's small it's too big actually

>>714249341
>inb4

>>714250748
Put it in my mouth...

>>714250832
noooope you have to take me on a discord dinner date first

>play tank
>healer constantly emoting at me
>get in another dungeon
>same healer
>guy leaves because its a shit dungeon
>healer snuggles up to me while we wait for a replacement

I didn't know how to feel...

>>714250748
Raw

>>714250889
I'd do anything for you, my love...

>>714251035
/v/ boys are better for milking and always will be

>>714249142 (OP)
>play XIV free trial
>go to balmumg
>get tells from catboys to dominate them
>can't return messages because it's not allowed on trial
Oh well...

>>714251103
Shame balmung is closed right now...

>>714251072
i wanna make you moan and record it

>>714251192
It's crazy how forward they were too, not very used to it since I always have to work my way to that

>>714251291
You wouldn't be the first...

>>714249198
Hi

>>714251405
i was probably the last person that made you do it too...

>>714250748
>>714250889
>gay ERP
>Fate AND Mihomo fag
kek every time

>>714249218
>>714249142 (OP)
OP should wear a cage!

>>714251482
Not unless you were also the one that made me do... it... in the bathroom at work...

>Everyone posts girls instead of femboys.
Garbage thread.
I'm out. Bye.

Is this the thread?

>>714251584
okay that wasn't me but thats super hot give me your tag now you nasty boyslut

>>714251489
>cute girls pick the best female character designs on the market
Wow, what a huge discovery!

These threads always make me feel funny. You are all guys

>>714251780
Fat hairy 30 year old white guys yes

what if I'm into all of this, but only if it's AGP?
male/male action is gay you know. But if you pretend to be a girl it's fine

>>714251780
yup yup i'm a big strong guy you wouldn't feel funny from the other side of the computer from a big masculine guy right

>>714251708
B-but it's almost time for work... and I don't wanna be made to do it at work again...

>There are at least two gay erp threads on the first page right now
Based?

>>714251817
I love betas with little to no sense

>>714251870
um did i ask if you were at work or not? i want to have my way with you whether it's now or later

>suddenly gay erp thread
video games?

>>714251712
>just because i crossdress doesn't mean it's small it's too big actually
>girl
You're a dense motherfucker.

>>714251990
Why does anal feel so good?

>>714251980
You're very intimidating... I-I don't do this too often though... you're making me nervous!

>>714252038
you're so right chud i agree with you
>>714252142
all the more reason to let me have a little fun with you you'll remember it a long time i promisee

>Play WoW
>Be DPS main
>Try out healer for a change because I enjoy crossdressing irl.
>It's boring
>Can't really participate in the fight
>Forced to stand in the back line and heal the others like some sort of slave
>DPS and tank players constantly verbally abuse me and treat me as lesser than them
>Can't fight back because they would easily beat me in a direct fight.
>Hate every second of playing a healer
>Go back to DPS
>The game is fun again
How do you guys even enjoy this crap?

>>714252307
healer in wow isnt fun at aaaalll try being a support in a better game and itll make sense

>>714252185
Aaaa I'm sorry I can't! I'm too nervous... maybe some other time if you find me again... and if you do I'll even put in my Edge2 for you...

>>714252472
no fun~ i'd be willing to throw out a burner email if i could get your tag later, i'd love to see what kind of techno-pervert you are..

>>714252472
why are you such a pussy anon

I wanna see fat femboy dick lifting a skirt!

what no father figure does to a mf

>>714252748
Will you be my daddy then?

>>714252638
I'm nervous! I don't do it that much...

>>714252571
W-why me though...

>>714252748
its these tranime cartoons i tell you hwat

>>714252847
you're nervous and evidently a pervert and i find that hot

>>714249142 (OP)
Can you all stop being gay? The country is facing a birth rate crisis

Lads
I just want a pretty normal nerdy /v/f to talk and play vidya with. and eventually, potentially, be romantic with.

>>714252936
Abolish the AoC then? What's the fucking problem?

>>714252960
the steam threads are unironically a good place to find one id say desu

>>714252960
I can do that except i'm not normal or nerdy or play videogames. I'm also not gay. I also don't want to talk to you.

>>714252960
>didn't even try posting an anime girl
ngmi

>>714252936
impregnating /v/ posters is my calling

I'm /pol/ but these threads turn me on so much, I'm ashamed to admit it...

>>714252936
men can get pregnant these days Chud

>>714253081
>I'm /pol/
in what sense

>>714252931
W-well... post a burner email and I'll send you my tag later... but that's not a promise to do anything okay! I'm still nervous!

>>714253005
Maybe but my experience is a day of talking and then radio silence.
>>714253020
You don't Ranger cute?

>>714253081
bitter, adamant chuddies are literally the BEST teases. i love how you squirm and get uncomfortable at every little thing because of how terminally online you are

>>714253172
there could be prime bussy waiting for you. stop being a coward

Time to train my cock to be worthy of having a pocket healer.

>>714253131
I'm the embodiment of /pol/

>>714249142 (OP)
Hey, thanks for the heals.

>>714251702
Source NOW

>>714253172
saldj448sa8da @ proton dot me email me your tag you wet-footed little perv

healers truly are the zestiest niggas

>>714253398
Do you take it in the butt?

>>714253463
that's the only way i do it anymore nonnykins

>>714249142 (OP)
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