>Use LGBT friendly name
>Nintendo bans you and steals your money

>>714255969 (OP)
Still sold more in a week than the Steam Deck entire life time sale, lmao.

>>714256021
And yet, steam deck is better handheld

if valve banned someone for having LGBT shit in their name, you'd be saying BASED BASED BASED

>>714255969 (OP)
Modern mainstream gaming has gotten so soulless. It's utterly depressing to even watch.

>>714256113
No, I'd be calling them shitbags just like Nintendo are, dumb corpo cocksucker.

>>714255969 (OP)
>Old gaming
>Buy cardridge
>You now own the game
>Play the game

>Modern gaming
>Say nigger once in a singleplayer game where nobody can hear it
>Your account gets locked
>You lose all the games you have legitimately paid your hard-earned money for
>Your console gets bricked and rendered useless

>type "twink" on your personal console, not even in multiplayer
>money stolen

>make up a reddit post without proof
>write an article about it
Man game journo life is that easy huh?

>>714256442
based

>>714255969 (OP)
I will support Big N until I die.

>>714256390
Good. Fuck racists, especially the 4chan variety.

>>714256021
>>714256113
Imagine, on 4chan of all places, read this and take it as an attack to Nintendo.
You tendies are something else

>>714255969 (OP)
How can they ban people for profile names they let go through?

>>714256021
>salesalesalesalesalesales

>>714256582
easy, they let the name go through, and then they ban them

>>714256390
>>Your account gets locked
>>You lose all the games you have legitimately paid your hard-earned money for
>>Your console gets bricked and rendered useless
It's somehow more nefarious than that. The games still work, your account is still there, Nintendo is basically saying "We're punishing you for doing something we don't like, go and shell out another $500 to re-access all those games you already bought or they're worthless."
They want you still locked into their ecosystem. Nintendo is basically monetizing bans and time-outs.

>>714256021
>Nintendo Defence force to the rescue!
>We'll be in the thread in 60 seconds, or your money back!

>>714255969 (OP)
being openly gay should be seen as creepy

>>714256625
based
tendies deserve nothing but suffering and nobody hates them more than nintendo does

This guy's Reddit history was browsing various hacks. He probably tried to use a MIG Switch on Switch 2, got banned, and made up a cover story to not embarrass himself.

>>714256021
>Literally noone
>B-but whataboutism muh steam deck!!! SNOY!?!?!?!

>>714256818
It was his sister who did it.

>>714256818
and it's the faggy type of gay, much worse

>>714256563
big n is dead. they died with iwatas assassination. you are slush funding corporate bankers and yakuza investors.

>>714256848
He could've made up a far more offensive name than twink link to make it sound more believable. I'm inclined to simply believe nintendo is being scummy because nintendo is scummy.

>>714256021
>Still triggered by steam deck
Kek
Also
>Sales
So why were you always crying about PS1 and PS2 success?

>>714256390
Should've read the ToS before buying ;)

>>714255969 (OP)

>>714255969 (OP)
>be gay
>end up stranded
>death stranding
BRAVO KOJIMA

>>714256021
A tendie's brain only has three things:
>Bing Wahoo
>Sales
>The word "snoy" plastered all over it.

>>714256021

>>714256848
If that were the case the representative would've simply said he wouldn't get banned for that. The fact he didn't, and Nintendo hasn't commented to say otherwise either, is more telling than anything else.

>>714257104
>Sales
That's now, before when they sold less they said
>Sales are for normies, meanwhile we are SPECIAL
Also fanservice censorship is good now apparently

>>714255969 (OP)
>Nintendo can ban your console if it feels like it
How is this not the biggest jewish shit ever?

>>714257158
>and Nintendo hasn't commented to say otherwise either
This isn't telling at all. A lack of communication is standard for Nintendo.

>>714257157
The tendie needs to be rolling around in shit screaming about sales to be accurate. That's all they ever do anymore.

>>714256021
its over...

>>714257158
>the representative would've said
it's a fake story, you retarded nigger

>>714256021
>brick nintendo switch 2 units for no reason other than to increase sales

>>714257330
I'm inclined to believe it over an anonymous assblasted fanboy.

>>714255969 (OP)
phone reps have a mute button and they would get in trouble if a customer came with a issue and you laughed in thier face about it. Whatever it may be. Its just not good customer service.

I don't believe the story

>>714255969 (OP)
is there any proof because this sounds like a lot of retarded claims made for attention
>they banned my console
>they laughed at me on the phone

>>714257775
Nintendie is based in le hecking 2025. Just don't mention the no games.

>>714257872
That's a lot of gibberish that I'm not even going to bother trying to decypher

>>714255969 (OP)
good

>>714257593
They don't have to laugh in your face, just laugh a little bit and it still becomes true.

>>714255969 (OP)
>pushes subversive agenda on what is supposed to be a family-friendly console
>gets banned for it
>"nooo how could they do this"
>gets laughed at by customer support
Deserved.

>>714255969 (OP)
Based Nintendo for purging the LGBBQ commies

>>714255969 (OP)
Every other service would just force a random name on your account and stop you from changing it again, but still let you use online services.
This is total fucking bullshit fuck Nintendo.

>>714260343
>subversive agenda
Players should be able to name themselves whatever the fuck they want

>>714260573
>highlights point
>proves it
Thank you.

>>714255969 (OP)
Did faggots co-opt the word twink? It used to be MMO slang for having an alt with souped up gear. Was I just too young to have heard the gay version?

>>714260606
zoomers are weak. we used to play with people naming themselves assrape9000 if they wanted because no one cared
your weakness disgusts me

>>714260691
>your weakness disgusts me
>said the gay porn addict

>>714260481
you are retarded

>>714260691
>your weakness
Where?

>>714260691
Millennials would trade pictures of goatse while zoomers eat tide pods and inject butterflies. I think zoomers win.

>>714256021
Man, you people sure do love sucking dick.
Dang, you don't just love it you actively gloat about how much dick you've sucked.

>>714257593
If the customer service rep laughs it's a good chance you're getting your account back and at the very least reassure you that you're not talking to a pajeet who will do nothing to help you.

>>714260636
>Was I just too young to have heard the gay version?
Yes, but it also wasn't considered an offensive word
If the case in OP is real it's the offensive equivalent of username SexyLink and then getting banned for that. It's not vulgar, degrodatory or offensive.

>Lets randomly brick consoles so people can buy more

>>714255969 (OP)
This isn't the whole story, this dude's reddit history shows that he was active on switch piracy/hacking subreddits that doesn't mean he 100% did something funky but is circumstantial evidence that there might be more to the story.

Still, even if he did insert an MiG into his Switch 2 the console should just say that there was an error and move on. I don't like how trigger happy the DRM is, I can see some dev fuckup or a dusty gamecart with dirty contacts triggering it for legitimate users.

As for the username thing the better solution is either tell the user to change it or assign a random name. It's really bullshit to pay paying customers like that.

>>714255969 (OP)
>type word
>money stolen
>also gets humiliated
damn

>>714260809
>falling for PR lies
lol

>>714255969 (OP)
>>Use LGBT friendly name
>>Nintendo bans you and steals your money
holy BASED

>>714261201
>If the customer service rep laughs it's because they're mocking your subversive AIDS-ridden ass for pushing your agenda in games with kids playing it
Ftfy.

>>714255969 (OP)
Well, yea, Americans simply love to get raped by corporate dick.
>inb4 HURR DURR BUT JAPAN REEEE
Shut up retard. Japan is nothing but a cucked amerimutt vassal state.

>>714260691
Zoomers still call eachother niggerfaggots and banter in private just like mill*nials did. It's not a generational problem it's a problem with companies, institutions and control freaks trying to enforce their shit and control culture, the difference is that now they have the tools and technology to enforce it.

>>714255969 (OP)
Preordered

>>714255969 (OP)
You can 200% sure that the customer support guy was Indian.

Based Nintendo.

clickbait wins again

Xer was actually banned for using a Migswitch

>>714265776
>insert custom game cart into the $450 device I legally own and paid for with my hard earned cash
>money stolen

>Play Paper Mario on virtual console
>Really like Peach’s star kid companion
>Name console after him
>System bricks

>>714265776
And uhh, where’s your proof of this being the case?

>>714256615
>shitpostshitpostshitpost

>>714261630
all libbies are like this. One of my best friends is a hardcore leftie in public but when we're in the car his favorite word to say is nigger

>>714256569
BASED

Why does this mentally ill console warrior brazilian make 20 nintendo shitpost threads every morning on /v/

>>714255969 (OP)
Wtf i love nintendo now

>>714255969 (OP)
I just find it strange that some people would put things like these for kids to see. Its rare but I've seen fags with names with agenda like GAYRIGHT, PRIDEJUNE, etc. Keep that stuff yourself. Its weird and shows that you just want young kids to see this. I'd be up for a fair banwave of people who do this on both sides.

>>714255969 (OP)
good. you think you can be a FAGGOT when I cant even say NIGGER?

>>714266557
There are proper game switchers. Nobody with a mig actually owns games

>>714256615
It's as if these are paid shills

>>714268648
Nah annoying faggots trying to start shit. I like the switch and these guys are just here to get (yous)

>>714255969 (OP)
>I-I-I was allowed to dance naked infront of kids at the pride parade! Why can't plunged asshole be my name in super Mario??

>>714255969 (OP)
good
fuck hipsters

>>714256021
God I wish you fucking soulless corpo fucks would just combust.

>>714269975
Learning proper grammar and english would help your message

>>714256021

Here comes the Nintendo cuck

>>714260691
It's not zoomers, though that's true they won't know the fun of naming themselves whatever they pleased, it's just assraped console fanboys. They don't know anything beyond sucking corporate cock.

>>714267616
They literally have nothing else to do. Their laptop with a 960m is overheating when they game.
Switch 2 is about a year's salary over there. They're miserable brown fucks who would rather pretend a fucking reddit post and an AI written article is correct than trying to find another leg to stand on.
Between the switch 2, the steam charts and negative review spam threads (see mhwilds which jumped to the highest player count it's had in months 2 days ago). Not a single thread discussing the game because they can't run it. If there was a thread it'd be immediately shit posted to death. And them literally cheering layoffs like some vapid retards. It's fine when it's a single game dev who outrightly mocked gamers but Xbox itself has released oblivion, Tony hawk 3+4, expedition 33 and ninja Gaiden black 2 this year on gamepass. So I don't see Xbox as this end all evil place. The retards cheering are literally scum. I work in CS/IT in the states more layoffs mean more people taking jobs and competing with me. They don't live in the US clearly.
This place is overran by brown third world retards and it's not good for the mental well-being of anyone who reads these posts.
Pic related is average /v/ poster.

>>714260481

>>714272291
Switch 2 is under 3 minimum wages more or less.
R$4,500.00 / R$1,518.00.
But anyone worth living makes at least R$8,000.00, so it's affordable if you're single.

splatoon4 will be a BLOODBATH

>>714255969 (OP)
>I am called Twink Link and my Switch 2 got banned after I insert a mig on it
>bro, why are you laughing? fuck you your homophobe!!!
do faggots really?

>>714272708
If you think it was a mig, then just name your account something mildly offensive and acquire proof ;)

>>714272496
You think the broke niggas who are running a quad core cpu and a 1080gtx card have money?
Why do you think they're always bitching about denuvo? Or the fact that there's no discussion of a game unless it's
1) Gacha shit
2)Coomer shit (like stellar blade)
3)PC release without drm that can run on a gtx550 (fantasy life, Mario kart wii, morrowind)
Once you get an understanding that the ENTIRE board's discussion is spearheaded by schizophrenic NEETs and brown poor Brazilian coomers. Everything makes sense.

>>714255969 (OP)
It is absolutely okay (and necessary) when Nintendo (and by extension, Japan) does it.

>>714261361
The redditor is lying, I have used worse names knline during the smash days, even on MK and nothig happened. He definitely didn't get banned for using that name. He also has not shown proof of this being the cause.
He probably used some hack tool and then got banned later. Nintendo doesn't ban you if you don't go online.

>>714276103
This is clearly the case but the lobotomized retards here will keep shit posting.
Also an account name in the history of gaming has never led to a Console ban. The company would either force a name change or suspend the account itself.
These dumbasses can't even find evidence of ANYONE'S console getting banned for a username on any platform in the last 20 years. But no this dude on reddit is the first

>>714256914
>you are slush funding corporate bankers and yakuza investors.
tendies have always been doing this though

>>714277203
iwata was a real gamer. you can tell because hal had money troubles and nintendo barely had any idea what they where doing so they needed hal.

>>714255969 (OP)
lmao based tendo dabbing on aids spreading faggots

>>714267585
ancap truly is the only way for progress.