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HIDEO KOJIMA
a HIDEO KOJIMA film
directed by HIDEO KOJIMA
and written by HIDEO KOJIMA
starring HIDEO KOJIMA

>>714258005 (OP)
Oh fuck off.

>>714258005 (OP)
Based on a true story written by Hideo Kojima.

>>714258005 (OP)
But who's the creator or HIDEO KOJIMA?

I honestly see more self-promotion from this guy than showcases of his actual work.

>>714258005 (OP)
>HIDEO KOJIMA
>a HIDEO KOJIMA film
>directed by HIDEO KOJIMA
>and written by HIDEO KOJIMA
>starring HIDEO KOJIMA
fanboys:
no, no, no, he is totally not self-obsessed, he's given credit to his team in this obscure PDF

>>714259016
HIDEO KOJIMA gives some credit to his HIDEO KOJIMA TEAM (unnamed)

>>714259016
Kojima really is a next level narcissist. It was really apparent when playing the dumpster fire that is MGSV, when you're forced to watch a credit sequence that is 90% his name every half hour, for no reason at all.

>>714258005 (OP)
>el Stevee Jobs de los videojuegos

>>714259096
i love disingenuous drivel like this

>>714259472
don't forget that the retard spoils every "episode" because he had the brilliant idea to do opening credits.

>>714259649
it's the truth.

MGS3:
>proper female character, also makes sense

MGS5:
>whore dressed up as a whore, because uh SHE BREATHES THROUGH HER SKIN!!!
>YOU WILL BE ASHAMED OF YOUR WORDS
>wait, no she just dresses like a whore
>and if you think about it, she should be nude, because her whore dress up would suffocate her

>>714259740
>>wait, no she just dresses like a whore
horse

>>714259096
Whilst I do agree Kojima is over the hill, if Fukushima were really a major writing force he'd have done more in his career. The most notable post-Konami credit he has is as a script doctor for Freedom Wars.

>>714259740
>woman dressed like a whore is realistic
>woman dressed like a whore is unrealistic
which is it?

>>714259781
SHE BREATHS THROUGH HER VAGENE

A NEW HIDEOUS KOJIMA GAME
>YOU PLAY AS A GURL WHO DRESSES LIKE A WHORE WITH A HOLE IN HER PANTS, AND YOU CAN SEE HER VAGENE
>BECAUSE SHE BREATHS THROUGH HER VAGENE
>WITHOUT THE HOLE SHE WOULD DIE
>I CALL IT:
**VAGENE STRANDING**

you walk around as a whore and you shoot things

>wow
>brilliant
>so deep
>le phantom pain durr

God I love being a Kojimachad

>>714259828
HE'S FUCKING DEAD
KOJIMA KILLED HIM

>>714259939
first of all Eva doesn't dress like a whore
second Eva has a mission and her mission is to sex
and she succeeds and tricks Snek

Third Quiet is just a whore, with no reason for any of it
she just leaves

>>714259964
>kojima says that you will feel ashamed
>masturbate, get post-nut clarity and do feel ashamed
HOLY LUDOKINO

>>714258005 (OP)
kojima invented the concept of threads

>>714259964
>you walk around as a whore and you shoot things
she also bleeds every in game hour
and you can kill enemies with that blood
but keep in mind, if you don't kill enemies with the blood, the blood will close her vagene and thus she will suffocate

>>714260036
He worked for Sony Japan Studio after leaving Konami and joined TVT after Sony shut them down. He's writing that upcoming God Eater clone

>>714260036
>Eva doesn't dres like a whore
>t. Stupid Blindman
>no reason for any of it
in the history of mankind no woman has ever needed a reason to dress like a whore. it's so insane to me that people get hung up on quiet so hard.

Kojima is like that 50 year old guy still in college.

>>714260142
bs
he's dead

>>714260148
because she's dressed like a crack whore
eva had glass

>>714260142
how do you go from co-writing classics like mgs 1-3 to lame weebshit like freedom wars and this

>>714260267
what a lack of kojima does to a nigga

>>714258005 (OP)
>makes a documentary about himself nobody watched
>writes a book about himself nobody read
>starts a podcast about himself nobody listens to

what is wrong with this guy?

>>714260267
he got depressed because he didn't get credit, instead Kojimbo stole it from him

imagine making the best Metal Gear game, and then this piece of Kojima shit stands in front of you and pretends he wrote it all

>>714260701
he's an auteur

>>714260737
a hack fraud

>>714258005 (OP)
>kojima is widely regarded as the first auteur of video games
wow, that's actually disrespectful

Kojima can't come even close to the level of meta-fuckery but also level of honesty to Deltarune, not after MGS1 at least. I don't care about him anymore. DS1 is fun as a sort of meditative experience, but everything around that is old hat, including the man himself.

>>714258005 (OP)
HIDEO KOJIMA: The HIDEO KOJIMA Story

A HIDEO KOJIMA film

Based on the true life story HIDEO KOJIMA

Starring HIDEO KOJIMA as HIDEO KOJIMA

Based on the biography HIDEO KOJIMA written by HIDEO KOJIMA

Screenplay by HIDEO KOJIMA

Directed by HIDEO KOJIMA

Produced by HIDEO KOJIMA

>>714261903
is there anything this man can't do

>>714262043
fuck a girl
he can only fuck his audience

>>714259016
>le fukushima meme
You will always be a forgotten nobody

>>714262043
Moved on from MGS™ series.

>>714260267
Because he was a glorified proofreader

>>714262178
everyone who can think critically knows that he wrote MGS1+2+3.
he was probably promised to get interviews too, but nothing happened. Poor guy.

>>714262265
>yes, that's why MGS4+5 are not totally dogshit
found an NPC

>>714262265
he wrote MGS Ghost Babel all by himself
and it even mentions Raiden
but no one knows, because no one played that glorious game, because the Kojima shit name is not attached to it

>>714259096
Metal Gear = Gundam ripoff
Raiden = Kamille
Soldiers and Outer Heaven = Newtypes and Space

>>714262389
Actually:
Raiden == Solid Snake

>>714262282
>>714262339
>>714262339
>noooo believe my shitty meme
>play that shitty spinoff

>>714258005 (OP)
I honestly want DS2 to bomb massively just so this narcissistic cunt will get knocked back down to earth.

>>714262521
>noooo, MGS4 is not literally a movie and MGS5 is not literally pure shit
>highest rated Metal Gear Solid game doesn't count
another Kojimbo cocksucker

>>714258005 (OP)
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>>714262587
Snoy will fake sales figures, just like what they did with Last of Mentally Ill Of Us

>>714262645
mgs4 is literally kino and mgs5 is literally ludo
imagine unironically seething uncontrollably because of some middle aged pretentious fartsniffing jap

>>714263618
>ludo

Ok but seriously why does this guy have such an ego?

>>714258005 (OP)
Who did the montage?

>>714264920
such things never happened to me. go cry in a corner.

>>714258005 (OP)
Even Rocky had a montage!

>>714265172
so they can't demake something he didn't do and slap his name on it

>>714261903
you forgot:
Developed by HIDEO KOJIMA