Zelda Movie: I work at Aarad Productions and know a fair bit about the flick
Believe me or not, I don't care. This is what I know.
>The movie starts with a couple of fairies hovering over a shallow pond, playfuly swirling around a flower. Soft music plays before things suddenly ramp. The fairies flee as the tempo swells, the water being run through with fast galloping horses and the flower being trampled under foot.
>It turns out it's a horse chase, with bokoblins chasing after a hooded figure carrying a magical book of sorts. The bokoblins start shooting at the figure they are chasing with fire arrows. The figure dismounts their horse and runs quickly into some ancient ruins. Uncloaking themselves, it turns out to be Zelda. She is able to use magic to rip the pages out of the book and scatter them throughout Hyrule before being taken hostage with the book binding.
>The scene changes to Link laying asleep in bed. But he's not alone. Tingle is aggressively butt fucking him and screams "It's dangerous to go alone! Take THIS!" Cumming deep into Link's ass. Link wakes up and is like "Well exuuuuuuse me faggot." Eventually Link beats Ganondorf at some point.
>The movie starts with a couple of fairies hovering over a shallow pond, playfuly swirling around a flower. Soft music plays before things suddenly ramp. The fairies flee as the tempo swells, the water being run through with fast galloping horses and the flower being trampled under foot.
>It turns out it's a horse chase, with bokoblins chasing after a hooded figure carrying a magical book of sorts. The bokoblins start shooting at the figure they are chasing with fire arrows. The figure dismounts their horse and runs quickly into some ancient ruins. Uncloaking themselves, it turns out to be Zelda. She is able to use magic to rip the pages out of the book and scatter them throughout Hyrule before being taken hostage with the book binding.
>The scene changes to Link laying asleep in bed. But he's not alone. Tingle is aggressively butt fucking him and screams "It's dangerous to go alone! Take THIS!" Cumming deep into Link's ass. Link wakes up and is like "Well exuuuuuuse me faggot." Eventually Link beats Ganondorf at some point.
