Thread 714262510

Stream 1:
Now: Saga: Emerald Beyond
Next: Rocky 2002

Stream 2:
Now: Home Alone
Next: Home Alone 2

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

Previous Thread: >>714249267

hey

v

Migged

riveting miggy

Perfect pic to use for OP

where ratings

where are everyone

IM A HEADBANGA

I heckin love Tiny Tim

ten...

rate home alone

>>714262731
ZZZ
stupidest shit I ever seen and I've seen a lot of it

>>714262731
S for world record

>>714262731
ZZZ

>>714262731
... F

>>714262731
F
needed more rupee

>>714262731
D

nyoooo

>>714262731
C

>>714262731
D

>>714262731
C

>>714262510 (OP)
I'm in

>>714262731
F

>>714262731
D

>>714262731
Z

>>714262731
I'm doin' him a D

>>714262731
C

>>714262790
>>714262807
>>714262850

>>714262897
can't you C?

>>714262731
F

>>714262880
Alright!

>>714262897
I didn't know the world record factoid about every run being tied for the WR so it gets some points for being a run where you do nothing

where rankings

>>714263172
nuh yet

game dev were high back in the day

>Attacked by random suitcases, vacuum cleaners and grannies
Classic NESjank

>>714263264
more often than not just pressed for time to have something in the stores for the holidays

EliteCHADS we won!

The rest of today's schedule feels a bit bleak, especially after Psi-Ops.

Also fuck me there's still so much Spyro on the schedule.

Why does Kevin have a gun?

>>714263356
Can't wait to watch All In with my wife's son after GDQ

>>714263428
he's had enough of this shit

No Crash games but we get back to back Home Alone slop. Ok

>>714263395
much better than yesterday

just woke up why does the character wearing a hijab?

>just casually playing the game
where's the speedrun

>>714263395
Mirror's Edge will be good. Always is

>>714263562
idk but it looks silly, unattractive and out of place

>>714263562
Anti horny measure. Goggle at the cowprint bikini cowgirl instead.

>>714263670
>race
no thanks

>TypicalFanstsaex
heh

>>714263825
You wouldn't.

>>714263642
speedrun?

>>714263825
I guess the evil tree was cut from the film version.

RATE 2 HOME 2 ALONE

Rate Home Alone 2?

>>714263882
>>714263896
B. Better than the other Home Alone run. Crushed estimate too I guess with no major chokes.

>>714263882
>>714263896
B

Time for some magical poopin!

>>714263882
>>714263896
B

>>714263790
last couple of times they did it, most likley again today. They have two teams (Juan and Carlos) and swap out members per level. They also have a donation counter and whichever team has the most donations the commentary switch their bias to praising them and insulting the other team. The highest donation team often swaps during the run so commentators felate one minute then condem the next. Its pretty entertaining.

What else are we watching today? I'm thinking Carbon and/or Astrobot, nothing else really catches my eye in the schedule.
Rocky might be a disaster, but that's it.

>>714263902
satan mccallister

there any ESA drama this year.
I haven't watched in ages and all I heard about the recent ones is, that the guy in charge went monkey mode. did they kick him out? if so, is ESA fun this year

talking about Emerald Report. Do the characters have different costumes/outfits? One of the main characters just being a dude in a plain shirt and slacks is the most boring thing to me.

>>714264341
people in the practice room were joking about a runner getting cucked

>>714264341
>is ESA fun this year
it's fine. there's some good runs, some bad runs. it seems exceptionally average. except for the violence, that was fun.

>>714264341
>guy in charge
>kick him out

>>714263882
>>714263896
C

>>714264341
Heard Tiny Tim got pocketed

>>714264350
>Do the characters have different costumes/outfits?
Don't think so.

Up and throbbing.

>>714263882
>>714263896
I'm doin' him a C

Newest chart?

>>714264572
Nice meme, if you just made this.

>>714264692
It's right there, you double migger

Reminder that Pop'n was voice acted by a porn star

>austrailian
Did they mean to get an Austrian to comment and fucked up?

>>714264428
this doesn't look scripted. was this real violence?

>>714264563
Rundown on Psi-Ops?

>>714264835
perkele :DDD

very cute and funny game

>>714264810
Yes.

>cute game
>suddenly nips

>>714264692
No more charts... chartecker got outed as a sex pest...

>>714264835
Finns + janky games = good times
Simple as

>>714264868
This is too american

i mean when reality meets these people and these games, do you think they regret it? i'm watching a 30 something year old man run a game where you play as a little magical girl
that is not normal

>>714264883
based

this saga game looks bad

>>714264925
What's wrong with it as long as he's having fun?

>>714264883
thats just a weeb

>>714264923
Guess where these guys are from.

>>714264923
esa is an american marathon

>>714264923
not enough burger guns

>>714264941
Yeah, I'm not sure that I have ever called something slop but this is fitting the bill
This feels like a mobile game ad, but an actual game

>>714264868
Did he died

>>714265032
Worse.

>>714265021
yeah thats a good way of putting it

>>714264883
its me

the commentator sounds like he's about to go on a rant about how autism is his super power

>>714265021
That's a bit what SaGa games tend to be.
I don't know how or why they keep being made, but they do. Guess someone at Square really likes the series.

>>714264941
It's a great game if you actually like RPGs, you won't understand anything about it by just watching a video though, like all SaGa games, there's a reason this series is a darling of speedrunning events, it's ridiculously deep mechanically

>>714265021
Art direction in SaGa has always felt so weirdly disjointed like if they have 5 different art teams and none of them talk to each other.

>>714265050
No WR?

>>714264925
You know nothing about him except he's running a cute game for charity. A surprising amount of people who go to ESA are well adjusted if you actually talk to them. What's your standard for a good person? No hobbies? No internal monologue? Can you meet your own standards?

>>714265306
Holy based

>>714265306
>biting the bait this hard
Anon, cmon, ignore the obvious bait or look silly

>>714264868
Props to both of them for going through with a table spot. I am thoroughly sports entertained.

>>714265424
It's bait until it isn't

>>714264835
Perkele%

>>714265501
She is too cute for him. She should be with me, or hypnoshark

>>714265350
why is it always the germans

>>714265190
it's more that SE refuses to give them money to actually realize the aesthetics, SaGa has great concept art but it's crippled by nonexistent budgets and a miniscule dev team, the curse of being a hardcore RPG series I guess

Insane skill on display for stream 3 right now. Never seen that many ping pong balls come out at such speed of something like that before

>>714265705
She should change her name to Poppery

>>714265705
It's all down to muscle memory, you build it up over time and just let them fly.

>>714265151
very cheap to make compared to their other games (ffxvi cost 10 birrion yen) and they have a niche dedicated audience that will buy the games.

>>714265021
When you're given literal peanuts, you end up sacrificing something. SaGa chooses to sacrifice a bunch of stuff for robust gameplay and music.

This game is actually so cute

>>714264898
QRD?

>>714265613
good luck anon

>>714265923
casual boob touch
women are fucking evil

>>714265659
Square Enix are fucking weird with how many RPG series they have but it's Saga that gets treated mostly as an unwanted stepchild.

Even Bravely Default gets treated better, and that was just them trying to make offbrand Final Fantasy because they thought a traditional one would fail and damage the brand.

the hijab anime women with a gun is amusing me more than it should

AAAAAAAAAAAAa

choke status?

>>714265306
that's quite a reply for questioning why a grown adult male is playing a game about little girls

>>714265887
Profound mental retardation.

>>714265998
I doubt SaGa games are that expensive to make and seem to have a very loving niche in Japan which is probably why they keep putting them out.

>>714266227
They got Veritasium to run and Ludwig to commentate?

This game is cute but seems too hard

>>714262510 (OP)
>no butt plum OP

This kind of makes me think of the first Swordcraft Story game, in a ways.

Rate Magical Pop'n

more like showslopper

>>714266716
B

>>714266716
A

>>714266716
A

>>714266716
B

>>714266716
B

>>714266716
A
Also cute geimu

>seems cute and fun
OK, WHO OF YOU WAS THAT DONATION?

el lel lel lel lel

>>714266716
C
Left absolutely no impression on me, neither positive nor negative.

>>714266716
B

>>714266716
A cuz weeb
nuff said

>>714266716
B

>>714266716
B for Bery Cute

>>714266716
A
Very cute and fun(ny) game

>>714266267
They're not expensive to make only because they're forced to cut literally every corner that isn't raw gameplay and music, their scope is actually massive.
Emerald Beyond is a ridiculous RPG in terms of both content and raw mechanical depth, but they cut every single corner outside of that and the music, and Kawazu also said he had to cut four worlds out of his original plan and stick to just 17 because they didn't have the money and manpower to do it, if they had an even moderate AA budget the games would look very different and be a lot more appealing to the casual audience, as they are now they work strictly for hardcore fans who are aware of the severe budget constraints, but it's not because they chose to.

>>714266745
>>714266751
>>714266763
Sheep%

>>714266716
I'm doin' him a B

>>714266716
A for being cute

>>714266794
Happosei RAPED that cute girl btw

Rate SaGa: Emerald Beyond

>>714266893
S.

>>714266893
C

>>714266893
no scarecrow so 0/10

What is this body phenotype called?

Ending the run in both streams at the same time should be outlawed.

>>714266893
A, well under estimate, interesting watch, amazing chin

>>714266979
hapsburgian

>>714266716
A, the game seemed really well put together and charming. Run showed off its difficulty and its chops pretty well. I want to play it myself now

>>714266979
the head looks bigger than the body, wtf

>>714266979
Gigachad

>>714266979
DK mode

>>714266979
chad

>>714266893
Bonnie & Formina are not my favorite MCs, decent run, great game

>>714266893
B
I don't like SaGa games really but they obviously require insanely autistic knowledge to run well and the runner did great

>>714266893
C, I tried to following but it just wasn't interesting

>>714266984
Why? It's doing the thing of making it so people can pick which one they want to watch next.

You know, the shit live TV does by mostly starting/ending stuff at the same time slots.

>>714266839
Genius plan
>make a game with complex mechanics and serious depth
>it looks like garbage due to no budget left
>no one buys it because it looks like ass
>budget is cut even more for the next entry in the series

>>714266979
you want an autograph?

>>714267096
Because now we're not watching any run for a long time. Just some pointless interviews.

>>714266893
C
Only because of the Bogdanoff Jr
Game is nothing

>>714266716
A

We need this Princess and Plum being cute together

>>714267206
>Says this shit as stream 2 goes straight into a game.
ahahahaha

yump

You Got! ....uuuh

>>714266893
B

>>714267124
The truth is much scarier.
Even when the games routinely sold millions of copies they still got less and less budget to work on them because Square cares only about Final Fantasy, SSG, the remasters etc, all sold well above SE predictions and they still refuse to give them more money for some reason, hell the Gacha made literal billions of money and was their second golden goose after DQW and they still didn't give them any money for the actual console games.

>>714267330
After like 8 minutes of nothing. But thankfully they're skipping ahead with the schedule.

>edenal
>just playing some coop shit so he can get carried

>>714266979
Chad Light

What's going on? I thought Swedes were all black these days???

>>714267372
I was so hoping someone would do this, thank you anon

Based Greenalink is up next, wish him luck!

>>714267502
uhh this is AI, don't come here its totally full of blacks!

>>714267502
Jamals don't speedrun

>>714267387
Ah, Japanese game companies and retarded decisions, most iconic duo in gaming.

>>714267537
>11 hours later
fixed

>>714267602
Do what?

>>714267723
Kek

>>714267723
That's a minority

>>714267776
ur a minority in your cunt

>>714267764
heh

>>714267764
lel

>>714267502
why did you think that?

>>714267764
I WANT TO GET OFF MR LINK'S WILD RIDE

I thought Micro Mages was a meme game, but it does look pretty good.

>>714267942
It's ok you get the lumpy pumpkin to ride instead.

wait wtf is this just a nes remaster of magicka?

>>714264563
>live
do i want to know

>>714268139
short run but very forced humor and a reddit game
just garbage all around

Rocky esa debut on the main stream

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1065020/Micro_Mages/
nes???
huh

IT'S A CLUBBER FUCK

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS!

>>714264563
Invalid trainwreck S tier run? Oh boy, my favorite.

>Not color-coded shirts
Are they even trying?

>>714267764
>>714267372
Let's see if my garbage Gimp Fu works

>>714268394
nice work

Oh look, Edenal came out of hiding to be with his fellow swedes. Someone must have told him to keep his mouth shut so he doesnt get himself into anymore trouble.

>>714268394
the purple image is a different des than the blue so its noticeable.

The name's Ky. Roc Ky.

So you just spam kidney punches the whole game?

>>714267502
Americans like to portray european countries as fucked to cope with their own country. They come to europe and do the equivalent of filming downtown minneapolis and pretending the entirety of america was like that

>>714268563
Yeh, I just saved the first two pictures of that and I'm not good at transforming and aligning. I just resized the smaller one and put them into a no-loop gif.

>>714268558
The Great Britain has fallen to Vikings.

WTF is going on on stream two?

>>714268708
Pure gaming. Yaming even.

>>714268708
4 lads playing a video game

>>714268708
i see good banter beetwen 4 friends playing a co-op nes game

>>714268595
Wah-ky?

What's up with all the Swedes?

>>714268691
Bretons got conquered by saxons, got mad, invited vikings to come remove saxon, got conquered by vikings instead.
Current Britain is mostly foreign blood, very little breton left, mostly ireland and wales.

>>714268823
they're in sweden

fuk u Carl Weathers

>check today's schedule
>pokemon run

>>714268823
>a biannual speedrunning charity marathon in Sweden
we may never know

I have yet to see proof Sweden even exists

>>714268867
Looks like Tiny Tim

>>714268823
They're welfare queens.

>>714268880
thats a lot of dick punching

>>714268921
I can tell you there's no Gnomes in Sweden. For the rest, I don't know.

>>714268849
Wrong

>>714268849
And now they're getting conquered by pakis.

>>714265019
uh a hamburger can be anything from 300-1200kcal

>>714268921
you mean to say norway is an island?

>>714267537
>>714267764

>>714269025
If it's translating into burgers, it's a burger chart, so assume a super size whopper from burgerking or mcdonalds.

>>714269042
Noice.
Add a 20000ms delay between each frame for accuracy though.

>>714268881
You are put in a situation where you must run a single mainline Pokemon game. What game do you pick and how do you make it not the most mind numbingly boring speedrun like the hundreds of Pokemon speedruns before it?

>>714268881
The runner is french btw.

>>714269036
Norway touches more countries than just Sweden.

>>714269116
I choose death

>>714268849
No? Neolithic Britons got overcome by the bell beaker people long before any of your norcuck shit

>>714268664
I got chu

>>714269140
Norway is just one country away from North Korea

>>714269140
Finland doesn't exist either though.

>>714268823
Homosexuals's disease

>>714269157
Probably the best option huh

>>714269215
That still doesn't make Norway an island.

>>714269140
could you say that even more gayly?

>>714269159
Huh???

RATE QUEST 2

whats going on here

>>714268867
Guitar hero controller

>>714269140
How can a country get away with such degeneracy?

>>714269284
No

>kixyxox run coming up on s2
Time to go play video games I guess as this thread will be unusable for ~15 minutes

Rate Micro Mages?

>>714269291
B+
The game looked like a lot of fun too, if I had friends I would emulate it with them

>>714269383
A

>>714269383
A, it was fun to watch

>>714269383
C

>>714269362
>dick pointing at the gayest country in europe
that can't be an accident

>>714269291
A

>>714269384
I can be your friend, but im not playing that shit with you

>>714269383
B+
The game looked like a lot of fun too, if I had friends I would emulate it with them

I responded to the wrong god damn post

>>714269383
C
incomprehensible mess

>>714265501
Imagine if it was my cock instead of the controller

>>714269383
I'm doin' him a B

>>714269440
Oh nein, mein Handy ist weg.

WOMAN ON STREAM TWO

Cute girl on stream 2

cute

isn't she the cute host?

cute foid
turn on stream 2

this game seems very cute too

OMG I'm in love

randy pitchford is getting really fucking weird with these borderlands spinoffs

She's a slut, trust me

alert alert hot girl on stream 2

>>714269706
are there pictures of her asshole available?

watch Kixyxox's run right now!

>>714269783
is there still time to book a plane to sweden?

>>714269804
i'm coomin rn

>>714269706
>no flag

We pmv now

>>714269383
B, fun but only one of them knew what he was doing half the time

>>714269772
Heh.

How many times have we Plummed since the start of the event?
I am almost sure I hear the song at least once but it was very early in the morning.

>>714270025
Once I think

>>714270021
i will give it an F dont worry

>>714270021
rolling dice is soulslike now?

>>714270025
Once on day two.

>>714270025
you were hallucinating. I don' think they've played it.
If I missed it I'd be pissed

Wait did we have awful games block from skylanders to right now basically?

>>714270081
Most intelligent soulslike fan

>>714270094
I heard it once

just the lewd bits

>15 minute """speedrun""" of unknown game

chick just wants people to watch her

>>714270081
anon? your eyesight?

What cunt is our wife from?

My gf on 2 :) support her run!

>>714270164
Kino...

>>714270189
Staratur.

>>714270173
What gave it away?

>>714270164
cute nerd

>>714270123
my bad, i missread. but in my defence, there's rolling in both games

>>714270173
she knows what the audience wants

>>714270021
I'm unironically downloading it right now (it's free), it looks like something I would like a lot
But yes the cute girl who also is exactly my type makes the run more enjoyable

>>714262510 (OP)
ESA is better than SGDQ because of the DIY vibes and because it accepts lesser-known games. It's crazy to see that some fairly popular games haven't appeared while SGDQ has allowed some more “fun” Zelda games. Nothing against the Nintendo community, but Nintendo bias makes it boring. And not every runner knows how to entertain.

RATE BOARDLAND

>>714270164
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

>>714270298
C for Cute girl

>>714270298
D for dumb shit

>>714270298
F for Boring

>>714270298
C for cute game and cute girl
No substance tho

>>714270298
cute girl/10

>>714270298
b

>>714270173
>unknown game
Only Super Mario and OoT runs allowed.

>>714270298
C, it was cute and didn't outstay its welcome

>>714270298
D

>>714270298
A

>>714270298
C (ute) (omfy)

>>714270298
D

>>714270164
bruh

>>714270164
me watching this webm
resolution doesnt show the tears in the corner of my eyes

>>714270298
SSS ex with this hoe

>>714270297
GDQ also accepts games that nobody has ever played before and games that only have one runner.

>>714270298
B-. Game was cute and it didn't overstay its welcome but not terribly interesting beyond that.

>>714270298
C kind of a nothingburger

>>714270298
B
Take note ESA
Just bring cute girls
Easy ratings and donations

>>714270164
…ugh….

I hate being jealous of this weak little faggot, I could cave his fucking nose in, kill him with my hands…

>>714270298
A

>Rocky
>The Godfather
>Scarface
>From Russia With Love
What was with the 2000s and making game versions of 60s-80s movies?

>>714270164
>anon's life led to him becoming the type of guy to make something like this
>and me to save it

>>714269859
mmm.. belly... bueno

>>714270298
F boring game, boring commentary, >gamergrill

>>714270298
C for cute

ESA - hot bong girls
GDQ - American troons

>>714270401
Yeah but gdq is troon central and esa is 97% normal humans
Checkmate

>>714270298
I'm doin' him a B

Oh hay, it really is free.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2735620/BoardLand/

DID YOU HEAR THAT COIN!?

>>714270298
B

>>714270440
You would go go jail to be raped and while she visits him in the hospital

Jesus, anons. Pull yourselves together. This is just embarrassing.

>>714270298
S

This is you right now

>>714270526
Women don't visit men in the hospital. Women do visit men in prison though...

https://x.com/kixyxox

lol and if I may, lmao

>>714270487
It's not a checkmate since I prefer ESA as well.

>>714270401
Now, most of the unknown stuff I only find on ESA. But to tell you the truth I'm not big on speedrun events. I enjoyed a few moments but I was already a teenager during the beginning of the streaming boom. And I'm not as acquainted with streaming compared to younger people. I mean I don't enjoy live stream as much as pre-recorded videos unless it's background noise, like a podcast

>>714270520
What coin?

>>714270520
meds

actually this is me right now

Ngl lads I just bought Kixyxox something from her thrones wishlist
I wish I wasn't a pathetic simp

>>714270570
this makes me feel ill

>>714270717
I bet she is unironically laughing at the notifcations

>>714270593
oh she's a whore?
why are women like this

>>714270593
It should be mandated for all women to only use cat-eye makeup

>>714264941
It's one of the best RPGs to come out this decade
But yeah it absolutely looks like mobile-tier trash.
That's the horrible curse of SaGa, some real monkey's paw "This franchise will have some of the best music and gameplay of anything Square's put out but the visuals will be absolutely repugnant"
To be fair, I have come to enjoy it
Scares the hoes and keeps casual fucks and tourists from shitting up threads.

>>714270717
the MP stands for mediocre pussy
You fine, she's worth it :)

>>714270254
>she's a friend of f1nnister
Ew. Huge red flag.

>>714270717
...son

>>714270932
Hot.

>>714270593
>girl appears on stream
>google her name + onlyfans
>first result

every goddamn time

>>714264941
JRPGs are the most tedious speedruns ever. Because the game has 5hr tutorials. Only any% is asistable because of the rng manips

uhm guys? the rocky run?

>>714270717
What is your endgame?

>>714270717
Okay but you can see that she hasn't been gifted anything since 6 months ago

>>714271014
sell your kidneys

>>714271014
>kidney punch
>kidney punch
>kidney punch
>kidney punch

It's the same thing for 40 minutes there's nothing to talk about

>>714270997
>Your search - Kixyxox onlyfans - did not match any documents.

cute guy in yellow shirt on stream 2

>french
You might as well give the headset to a gorilla it would be just as understandable

Love this guy on stream 2

>>714271205
that's my dad, please behave

>>714271217
>french
>that phenotype
it's nolf all over again

RATE ROCKY 2002

>>714271037
Getting attention, and he succeeded

>>714270717
We're gonna kill you dawg
>>714271014
>Kidney punches you

>>714271287
best I can do is a C

>>714271287
B

>>714264563
>Psi-Ops that high
Fuck yes. Love that game, still got my copy. One of the few PS2 games I played that made decent use of the pressure-sensitivity of the controller.

>>714271287
C

>>714271287
C

>>714271287
sorry was too busy looking up kixyxox pictures

Stream 2 coming up

>>714271287
C
I expected a shitshow, and it wasn't. Bo-oring.

Greenalink is a good lad. I hope he brought some jokes.

>>714271287
D
Lads seem nice but its the same thing from start to end

>>714271287
C+

>Shiva
Damn

TECH CREW SAVE US

live troubleshooting speedrun let's go

>>714271287
C or D
Boring as shit

>>714271287
S

Wasn't Streets of Rage 4 made by French?

>10 minutes of setup
>still not ready

TRAINWRECK ON STREAM 2

Streets of Rage ain't lookin' too good.

>streets of rage 4
>doesnt pick blaze

>>714271359
He also played during agdq 2023 in what was the first entertaining run of the marathon. He had the dev on call and was taking his hatred out on him by grilling him about the game and why there's smoke when he douses fire girl's flames

SWAP TO STREAM 2

>>714271483
I know one of the animation dudes was Balek, the dude who made Peepoodo & The Super Fuck Friends.

>>714271287
I'm doin' him a C

STREETS OF CHOKE

fucking kek

train wreck alert stream 2

STREAM 2 BROS
NOTLIKETHIS
OHNONONONO

Setup choking

>oh my days, this should not happen!
kek

I love tech shitshows like this

Hes so mad

choke of rage ?

Good morning saars
Odd stream 1
Even stream 2

(((RANDOMIZER)))

>>714271580
Did the dev take it in strides? I'll have to give it a look. Actually I might replay the game first since it's been a decade before checking both runs out. Easily beatable in two regular sittings.

the real randomizer was the setup

>>714271514
>>714271581
>>714271597
>>714271604
>>714271613
>>714271614
>>714271617
QRD

>>714271287
B
Because I like boxing games

>>714271706
sorry anon you had to be there

Poor Greenalink

>>714271394
based

What the fuck is that french faggot saying lmaoo

oh brother

OH NO IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE!

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

This frog can't speak english at all

OH NO NO STREAM 2 NOT LIKE THIS

this guy in yellow shirt is literally incomprehensible

>modded game breaks
>fix it
>something else breaks
LOL

>this commentary
>this entire run

time for some comfy pokemon run

ay

>reset rage
Kek

erotic...

>>714271394
ay!

"take fweeeee"

Immediately fucks up

Hear that ? These other frogs were not sounding so bad now, were they ?

>>714271979
proper bloke innit

Lmao the couch is like the French version of Gerald from Clarkson’s Farm

*mumbles incoherently in a thick accent*

>>714271979
hahahaha so true

>>714271979
Wait, you understood what he said?

>>714271287
(C)idney Punch

OHH MY

whats wrong with this french guy

man, greenlink has really started to let himself go
he should have stuck with turtles

>>714271669
Yeah mostly because of the hell going on screen. I never rewatched but I'm pretty sure the dev and the other runner's of the game he had in the call were having a good time watching the game work against the guy as he failed every skip and had to use safety saves

Yellow shirt man is rubbing his hands in an interesting way.

I seriously can't understand anything the frog is mumbling

Yeejauuarzzerurfiitaheeybawzeeitawwavegancceean

>>714272181
STOP
NOTICING

>>714272115
It's just how the French are.

>>714272115
Nothing. It's a typical fr*nchman

Pokemon run so I'm obligated to initiate drawings
_______________________________________________________________________
The last 3 digits of your next post is the dex number of the pokemon you have to draw

>pokemon on s1
>some retro-inspired shit on s2
>Cp2077 upcoming on s2
I think I'm logging off for a couple of hours.

the french guy isn't having fun, I don't like him
he's too awkward

damn this is literally me

>>714272096
Based Shiva

>ay! ay! ay!
Dumb autists really think this is EVO

god i wish that were me

>>714272115
Seems like a nice guy

>>714272187
stop trying to use your ears, use [ The Heart ]

>>714272246
sure

>>714272295
This is better than EVO since Snoy took over

FUCK I JUST REALISED THIS IS HAPPENING.

How much have I missed?

Zut alors!

So... do you guys look like the nerds in the audience or are you actually cute?

hello im goosebert and im here to say the n-word

WHAT

>>714272314
wow anon youve never posted that before :)

>>714272415
Why do you wanna know?

>>714264563
>>714272360
Some of the best runs are already over

Holy fuck
This is next level incomprehensibility. I kneel, France

>>714272334
>Snoy took over
they have a fighting game?

what the fuck is the frog saying

>>714265021
the series started on the game boy, the last entry in the series that wasn't a remake or a remaster was on the vita, and graphics are tertiary to videogames
i find it telling that 20 years later this board is now filled with literal unironic wholesale >muhgrafx faggots from reddit, fucking cringe, fuck off and die already nigger

>>714272475
hot

NO BLACK ONES

Just joined. No I WON'T look up the schedule.

Let me guess. Hosts are Argick. That deformed little guy and Josh "I've wasted my life playing GTA."

>>714272586
josh isn't even in the marathon

Notice how the runner doesn't respond to anything the frog says because he has no idea what he is on about

>>714272246
>>714272334

>>714272415
Kind of like NintendoNatalie.

>>714272462
Fucking hell I've missed so much. I broke my 4 chan addiction...but at what cost?

>>714272586
>argick

>>714272534
lol

>>714270520
yeah, it sounded purple

>>714272314
draw Illumise NOW

Im laughing my ass off at the french guy speaking and being ignored because the runner has no idea what he is saying

wubba dubba dub that true

>>714272462
>>714272360
Not all is lost though. I'm sure you'll catch some sweet runs.
But you never witness anons melting over Elden Rung 2p1c run...

>>714272246
Not like I'm doing much else, fuck it

>>714272720
Two wastes of oxygen and Argick

>>714272638
Good. I hate that cunt.
>>714272720
Two of the worst people on the planet and some cartoon

>>714272847
I still need to play rhythm heaven

>>714272246
let's do it, I'll show my master paint skills

>>714272586
Josh just runs GTA as usual oh his stream.
...with the half of viewers of the entire ESA.

>>714272246
>>714272673
>>714272948
this is an elaborate data harvesting scheme. there is metadata in your image that he is compiling

>>714272814
It’s both really funny and i feel sad for him

>>714272847
EIH

>>714272583
I feel sorry for the dude, having to deal with Edenal alone is rough enough, having to deal with him with his arm shoved up the arse of a stuffed goose must be even worse.

>>714272993
He's stealing ESA views as well? What is wrong with people these days

>>714272814
Pretty sure he said he lived in France, I don't think it's a problem, more he's just focusing on the game.

I hate how his game massacred my boy

>stalling for 20 minutes
>gained $10 towards the goal
give it up

Baker, bake us a nice baguette to mig to

>>714273182
Watch out, honey, he's got a knife

>>714273254
ill never mig again

>>714272993
His GTA marathon did very well for itself, beat their hopes and dreams donation goal before it even really got started.

>>714273119
Playing violent videogames DOES lead to crimes as it turns out.

>>714273254
can't mig until page 10

>>714272993
Imagine playing the same 3 games for 20 years. What a sad life.

>>714273294
He can finally afford Testarossa?

hey hey hey

>>714273351
he's just like me...

>>714267387
the gacha wasn't being developed by them though, they outsourced the development to a third party, and that development house killed it with powercreep and featurecreep, when they added all the (CD release) soundtracks to the game it massively inflated the install size and also somehow did something else to make it unrunnable on devices that were able to run it before

>>714273254
The thread splitting marathon is next week, this week we mig on page 10 like civilized people

the french guy seems paranoid about something

>>714273351
Don't say the quiet part out loud

This dude is so fucking autistic

Hey hey hey

>>714273419
he's worried about people making fun of his accent

>>714273419
he has murdered a few people in the plum room

>>714273373
I guess if she's still available at the escort agency and is down for doing the thing with the GTA SA disc.

>>714273254
no new thread unless you solve the frenchman's riddle
wat habuhelmne but daynshelvunpe untel yerstumgns

>>714273470
What is James Hetfield saying?

>>714273495
I've personally killed millions in the Plum

>>714273023
stfu and draw your snake
>>714273462
they both are

>>714272246
>>714272948

>>714273559
something something genetic freak

>>714273351
He hates that he is tied down to one single game series, absolutely resents GTA. That's why he tries to find something to shake it up like doing geoguessr in San andreas

>>714273292
Guilty dicks have got no movement

i dont understand a SINGLE word hes saying

>>714273559
hes talking about math

>>714273559
YEAYEAH YEAH

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

>she remember you
I finally understood something

>>714273669
It's just English bro, it's not hard if you listen.

>>714273559
GIMME FOO
GIMME FAH
GIMME SIXTY SIXXX TWO THIRDS CHANCE O WINNIN IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE

I’m rating this at least an A due to the incomprehensible Frenchman, this is too funny

>>714273612
Knowing he hates the only thing people will care about him for makes me smile

>>714273762
"kndijdijanda okay"
"kjndsiazhziuahzeieuahzi okay"
"hey hey hey"

>>714273762
at first you dont understand anything but as time progresses it gets more and more just like learning a new language

>>714273669
Understandable

>>714273801
this + the tech trainwreck in the beginning

>>714272246
>>714272323

Plum butt Speedrun bake?
Use the shorts version though, unless you ballzy

>Pokemon Sapphire is actually Pokémon Pinball Sapphire
I'm okay with this

Isn't that huge cunt the sex pest?

so stream 1 is just over, right? this is the wrap-up?

are we sure it's english?

>>714274020
what's the holdup? I have the audio muted

>>714274020
i dont give a FUCK what the people on stream 1 are doing
im trying to learn frenglish

>>714271590
That explains a lot.

dont make fun of people trying

>>714274051
sounds like chinese in between

i have never played streets of rage

>>714274095
ive learned a lot of incomprehensible gibberish the last thirty minutes or so

Is Phantom Liberty story actually good? Should I skip the run to avoid spoilers?

>>714274205
2 & 3 are always good for a run.

>>714274165
Is he really though?

>>714274172
>>714274207
he comes from a very insular tribe of desert mystics, you wouldn't get it

Reminder to EU bros to sign the stopkillinggames petition

>>714272334
yeah it's a shame evo sold out to snoy and is now just another fake and gay snoy promotion event that faggot retards latch onto because it once had a name that actually meant something other than shilling snoy products

>>714274237
it's decent with a dilemma ending, if you have any plans to play it skip

Thinking about it, the French guy did SoR2 yesterday and he's here for this run so I can only assume he's cosplaying as Adam. Bless him.

>>714274020
setting for Pokemon pinball stalling billions of years for set up

>>714274492
Slowly stride forward while mumbling incoherently

I want plum

>>714274519
>page 9
>OP not Plum
retard

>we're stalling for no reason
oh really

>pokemon race
these faggots need to stop

finally pokemon started

TRANSALLIES DON'T LOOK!

Quick, tell me what good runs we had in past 14 hours.

>glitchless
>uses glitches

i herd u guys liek mudkipz

>>714274759
Psi-Ops for jank finn kino
Also sexo

>>714274759
Psi-Ops: the Mindgate Conspiracy for Fin-Jank kino with an actual fun game

>>714274939
Sexo was supposed to bait you into replying.
But thank you.
>>714275052
Will check it during pokemons. Thanks.

>>714274329
No im not giving my data to glowniggers