Thread 714264437

Facescan was a FUCKING MISTAKE

feet scans, however

why is Kojima so enthralled with western roasties?

Problem?

works on my machine

>>714264437 (OP)
Death Stranding 2 was a mistake.

I hate kojima and women so much its unreal

>>714264660
what's spooky is that I look like that

>>714264687
posting bro's worst nightmare

im scared of 3dpd

>>714264437 (OP)
Stop scanning ugly people like pick related. She looks like post plastic surgery addiction michael jackson.

>>714264662
This. wtf was he thinking? Why is every aspect of the game easier than the first? And for all of the talk I hear about how everything from the first game was "improved" I've yet to see really anything that plays differently than DS1.

The entire map of Mexico you can drive directly up to every delivery spot and avoid at the BTs and Mules. In the first area of DS1 there were at least two delivery spots that required you to hike through either rough terrain or through a BT area.

I'm in Australia and it's the same shit. Everything is even closer together now and I can just stroll right up. Its a worse map and game in the most fundamental ways. It feels less like a sequel and more like an expansion pack.

>>714264437 (OP)
Reminds me of that goofy ahh titan

>>714265109
Oh shit can't unsee

Elle Fanny

>>714264437 (OP)
>>714264525
How could they butcher the first one when they nailed the second?

>>714264660
>gamers made porn of this model
And they wonder why nobody wants to pander to them anymore

>>714265062
You haven't played it and it shows :3

>>714267547
is this as fun as ziplining around the mountains was in ds1?

>>714265595
Many such cases

>>714264739
His face model looks 10x times better than the rest of the cast. What the fuck?

>>714268009
Lots of effort put into his scenes

>>714268116
You can't convince me Kojima is not homosexual.

>>714268424
His games are extremely homo-erotic there is no denying that

>>714268116
Nega-Snake?

>>714264525
this is ugly as fuck too. fake rubbery skin with no subsurface scattering.
moden games look so repulsive.

>>714264437 (OP)
nah elle fanning is just an ugly goblin, look at how good lea looks >>714264525

>>714268479
What is this faggy shit lul

>>714264437 (OP)
yes. always and forever.
same as photorealism

>>714271772
This is what /v/ calls kino

>>714264437 (OP)
Looks like a cute goblin

>>714268424
Kojima is anglomalesexual.

>>714264525
The fact she's 40 years old makes this even better.
I've never seen such a cute hag.

>watch a video
>pause at the perfect time
>snip
>shitpost
will this ever end?

>>714271509
Sorry I'm not into men.

>>714264660
Her model was such a cutie. Too bad that she's legal now.

>>714274034
when normies learn what trolling is that is to say never.

>>714264739
>>714268009
It's heavily curated lighting and a more rough skin texture.
Kojima himself said it, the worst thing you can have in modern rendering is perfectly smooth skin.

>>714274034
you're on /v/, it will never end

>>714274034
You can't do that with real animation because every frame looks good.
every frame of facescan slop looks bad. that's the problem.

>>714267547
That looks about as much fun as playing GTA and watching the characters ride the subway. Also, WRONG.

>>714265595
Lea is gorgeous.
Elle just looks okay.

>>714276290
2/2
>over 250 hours of DS1

>>714274034
This is obviously shopped.

>>714268424
I don't think he's fully gay. But like... 30%?

He likes his half naked girls, but he also likes his handsome boys in combat gear. I think he's one of them bothsexuals.

>>714264505
Because he's living in Japan and knows first-hand that 95& of Japanese women are pan-faced uggos.

>>714276371
Why would you play a game you hate for so long?

who cares about the face scans? how are the body scans?

>>714277172
Because I played DS1 for over 250 hours and adored it. Of course I'm going to at least play through DS2. Does me pointing out why DS2 is a downgrade make my criticisms any less valid? Or are you just a paid shill here as a paid employee simply to defend the game?

>>714264437 (OP)
looks pretty accurate to me

>>714277758
Her mouth is really fucked up in the game and I wonder if it's because Kojima thought she was a stupid bitch when she yapped, so he made her mouth ugly.

>>714278045
havent played the game yet, is that how she looks all the time or was that screenshot just a rendering issue

>>714277617
DS2 FIXED everything bad about DS1. It's no longer a shitty clunky walking sim.

>>714278757
Yes I understand you are a baby that needs to game to be played for you with as little friction and pushback as possible, but that doesn't make it "better", sweetie.

>>714278757
You know, they have this invention called television I think you'd really like. You don't even need to hold a controller!

>>714280102
Shills trying to get this thread archived because of the truth bombs here. So incredibly sad! Kojima just did not hit that home run.

>>714280590
>Shills trying to get this thread archived!
shes a grown ass woman?

>>714264437 (OP)
nothing is good enough for /v/ unless it's just a fucking emoji looking anime face.

>>714282553
IRL lewd images are generally frowned upon on blue boards and typically end in them being archived, newfaggot.

>>714282631
It's the worst face scan in the game. I'm of the opinion Kojima just couldn't stand Elle when she was yapping or thought she was a huge bitch, so made her mouth ugly to match her personality.

>>714274034
i saw her butthole

>>714282670
>IRL lewd images are generally frowned upon on blue boards
nope. see it all the time. just cant post nudity or CP.

Anyway, elle is beautiful, the face scan is fine.

>>714264660
MY EXTRACTION

>>714282893
Kill yourself.

>>714264437 (OP)
Was Sydney Sweeney too expensive for Kojima?

>>714264525
I want to bang her multiple times daily

>>714283825
>facescan a butterface titcow instead of pignose hasbeen
still think Fanning is preferable

>>714282893
Elle looks likes she's on meds 24/7

captcha: PADX2

>>714268116
Neil was just aura farming the whole game and got cucked. What was even the point of his character?

>>714275763
Yo is that Steve Harvey in the back?

>>714264660
The 3d model looks a million times better, barely looks like they based it on her at all, if they even did. The real girl looks deformed

>>714284301
I'm thinking of long-term investment. Imagine the things we could do with her 3d model once the PC port is out...

>>714284665
Is that how you justify your guilty conscience?

>>714264495
Based. I wonder how they convinced the actress that hyper detailed scans of her feet were absolutely necessary.

>>714284665
Are you retarded? Left is at least two points hotter

>>714268424
Factually incorrect, he has said so himself: https://x.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/367894294322872320

>>714285001
He is correct. Left has a face of a 40 year old on a body of a 10 year old.

>tfw driving around with my truck, 6x extra batteries so I never run out with 2 sticky guns picking up every single piece of cargo around I come across
I'm just driving a truck around and it's fun as fuck bros

>>714264660
Crazy how this was made by a libtard just a little more than a decade ago. Now no western companies would use a girl like this. We've fallen so low at this point.

>>714285001
Her eyes are too far apart and her forhead is portruding like a beluga whale

>>714285152
Yeah when you zoom in I see your point actually

>>714284921
Wasn't there some webm showing the actress reacting to it on stream? I don't remember what she said/thought about it or if she later on gave any statement on twitter or anywhere

>>714285096
Only a closet homo would say this

>>714285096
>>714286183
>"no hideomo"
kek

Played the first one for 4hours the gayest game Ive played that decade.

>>714289464
Could never be me. The first area of Death Stranding is literally perfect.

>>714290059
Blinded idiot shill go swallow kojimobo cock

>>714286093
https://youtu.be/BIftASJZi4E

>>714290265
>go swallow kojimobo cock
I've been tearing ds2 apart this entire thread. That said, in a number of my posts I've described why that first area is so good, one of the primary reasons is the various choke points which are designed to make perfect deliveries on foot much more difficult. It's objectively great game and level design, though maybe not for you. My only complaint is how the game feels in the final hours. It gets too easy. DS2 is baby shit easy though.

>>714264505
when he was younger, kojima had "movie night" with his dad, every night.
that means, young kojimbo was forced to watch an american movie while his dad touched his peepee
now he only gets off to western actresses

>>714291141
Anon, I had movie nights all the time with my dad when I was young and he never molested me. Maybe that's a 'you' problem.

>>714264660
Lolifaggots will defend this

>>714264437 (OP)
Judeo Kojewima needs to retire and kill himself

>>714264660
Minute 6:02, thank me later:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKhViPbFWYk

>>714291327
that was a 'kojima' problem
not everything is projection

>>714268116
He looks like the guy who made Stardew Valley. What's his name. something barone.

>>714291776
>not everything is projection.
Riiiiiigggghhhht

>>714268789
>no subsurface scattering.
Almost too much, if you ask me.

>>714292036
>Riiiiiigggghhhht
>projects
i stand corrected

What was the point of adding notSolid Snake if he doesn't act at all like the original except for being a cuck?