I have a good feeling that this game is gonna flop
snoyjeet trannoid seethe thread
>>714265612 (OP)god damn that shit is ugly
>>714265612 (OP)why is DK doing the crash bandicoot face now?
This will be the best selling DK game of all time
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>>714265612 (OP)enjoy mori being in the game!
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>>714269509>3 pages of the same exact fucking phrasethese people need to be studied
>>714270125you misspelled gassed and shot
>>714265612 (OP)From the Nintendo development team who made
Super Mario Galaxy - 97
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - 97
Super Mario 3D Land - 90
Super Mario 3D World - 93
Super Mario Odyssey - 97
Yeah you're fucking seething and that cope will only build over the next 15 days, as you continue to shit yourself more and more.
why is the UI / HUD so fucking ugly and boring?
>>714270773you're supposed to cook tendies, idiot
Impossible.
The Switch 2 has no real single player game (except for old games whose better versions cost a lot less elsewhere).
At the same time, the Switch 2 was released with a delay of at least two years, which meant that 3.5 million eager consumers bought the device in the first four days, even though it had nothing to offer.
In other words, you have at least 3.5 million "mega fans" who will buy anything Nintendo puts on sale right now, and DK looks like a fun game, so it's really unlikely for the game not to sell at least 2 million copies immediately, like on the first day.
>>714271419Troonkong Trananza is the first game to be an audiovisual assault of cringe.
-TKs ugly, gratuitously cringe faces he pulls that got old by the first trailer.
-Paulines cringe anime VA
-Cringe song that player EVERY TIME you use a form.
>>714274645Eric,, you lost and got raped
This game is gonna be shit and there's going to be a mass tendie suicide I can feel it
>>714276340Eric, your pathetic snoy cope lost and got raped
>>714265612 (OP)this hit looks like mario sunshine/a gamecube game. horrible color palette and lazy world design just thrown together. 2/10
>>714265612 (OP)It will succeed simply because its a first party Nintendo game and Tendies have literally nothing else to play on the switch 2 other than Mario Cart.
The game does not even have to be good it only needs to be mid and people will buy it just because muh Nintedo.
>>714265612 (OP)This is just odessy with an ape
>>714274645>Cringe cringe cringe cringe So you got nothing to say against this game, got it.
Seethe harder snoy
>>714278323>Eric,, you lost and got rapedoh look its this mentally ill poster AGAIN in a thread about nintendo calling everyone eric and telling us we lost and got raped AGAIN
ill feel sad when he stops posting one day because we'll all know he finally killed himself. sad!
>>714278478I accept your trooncession, Eric ;)
You lost and got raped
>>714278323You're giving him a mental breakdown, is that what you want?
We have already chosen our fantastic new beginning.
Please leave the board now.
>>714279637You lost and got dilated through raped, Eric ;)
>>714279756Yes, I hope he commits suicide soon
>>714280595You lost and got raped, pedo Eric ;)