Thread 714265612

I have a good feeling that this game is gonna flop

snoyjeet trannoid seethe thread

>>714265612 (OP)
kill yourself

>>714265612 (OP)
isnt this kinda racist?

>>714265612 (OP)
god damn that shit is ugly

>>714265612 (OP)
why is DK doing the crash bandicoot face now?

This will be the best selling DK game of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG2u334HfFc

>>714265612 (OP)
>>714268773
>>714268776
Eric, your pedo cope flopped

>>714265612 (OP)
enjoy mori being in the game!

>>714269509
dont be transphobic...

>>714269509
>3 pages of the same exact fucking phrase
these people need to be studied

>>714270125
you misspelled gassed and shot

>>714270210
this but for tendies

>>714265612 (OP)
From the Nintendo development team who made

Super Mario Galaxy - 97
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - 97
Super Mario 3D Land - 90
Super Mario 3D World - 93
Super Mario Odyssey - 97

Yeah you're fucking seething and that cope will only build over the next 15 days, as you continue to shit yourself more and more.

why is the UI / HUD so fucking ugly and boring?

>>714270773
you're supposed to cook tendies, idiot

Impossible.
The Switch 2 has no real single player game (except for old games whose better versions cost a lot less elsewhere).
At the same time, the Switch 2 was released with a delay of at least two years, which meant that 3.5 million eager consumers bought the device in the first four days, even though it had nothing to offer.
In other words, you have at least 3.5 million "mega fans" who will buy anything Nintendo puts on sale right now, and DK looks like a fun game, so it's really unlikely for the game not to sell at least 2 million copies immediately, like on the first day.

>>714270773
>>714272117
You lost and got raped

>>714271419
Troonkong Trananza is the first game to be an audiovisual assault of cringe.
-TKs ugly, gratuitously cringe faces he pulls that got old by the first trailer.
-Paulines cringe anime VA
-Cringe song that player EVERY TIME you use a form.

>>714274645
Eric,, you lost and got raped

This game is gonna be shit and there's going to be a mass tendie suicide I can feel it

>>714276340
Eric, your pathetic snoy cope lost and got raped

>>714265612 (OP)
this hit looks like mario sunshine/a gamecube game. horrible color palette and lazy world design just thrown together. 2/10

>>714265612 (OP)
It will succeed simply because its a first party Nintendo game and Tendies have literally nothing else to play on the switch 2 other than Mario Cart.
The game does not even have to be good it only needs to be mid and people will buy it just because muh Nintedo.

>>714265612 (OP)
This is just odessy with an ape

>>714274645
>Cringe cringe cringe cringe
So you got nothing to say against this game, got it.

Seethe harder snoy

>>714276340
>>714276898
>>714277085
>>714277370
Eric,, you lost and got raped

>>714278323
>Eric,, you lost and got raped
oh look its this mentally ill poster AGAIN in a thread about nintendo calling everyone eric and telling us we lost and got raped AGAIN

ill feel sad when he stops posting one day because we'll all know he finally killed himself. sad!

>>714278478
I accept your trooncession, Eric ;)
You lost and got raped

>>714278323
>Eric,, you lost and got raped
>>714279038
>I accept your trooncession, Eric ;)
>You lost and got raped

>>714278323
You're giving him a mental breakdown, is that what you want?

We have already chosen our fantastic new beginning.
Please leave the board now.

>>714279860
you are mentally we'll.

>>714279637
You lost and got dilated through raped, Eric ;)

>>714279756
Yes, I hope he commits suicide soon

>>714280343
>Replying to yourself twice
mentally i'll

>>714280595
You lost and got raped, pedo Eric ;)