Thread 714266587

Your favorite balding (but not totally bald) vidya characters?

I think it's starting to happen /v/ros

he not only the best baldie he's the best vidya character ever

>>714266587 (OP)
This isn't going to be about vidya characters, is it?

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

>>714266825
so shave your head, grow a beard (if you can). stop being gay

>>714266587 (OP)
John Finasteride. His arc where he completely reversed his balding by taking a simple drug, ignoring the crab bucketing baldoids who swore it would shut down his dick or exploded his heart and regained the hairline of his teenage years was pretty cool.

All the males on my dad's side have full heads of dark hair but my mom has a mix of bald, severely balding, mature, and full heads of hair. What's going to happen to me? My older brothers are still going strong but I'm still concerned

Balding looks like shit. Just shave it off and embrace the Kane look. Don't listen to 4chan's numale fear mongering. Bald + beard looks infinitely better than bald with a clean face. You just look like a deranged baby then.

>>714267239
>All the males on my dad's side have full heads of dark hair
You will be good, my mom's family fully balding but my father has full head of hair at 66 and i have nw0 at 32 and i take creatine aswell

>>714266964
I still have a couple years probably until it is very noticeable

>>714267347
>dude just shave it off
definition of numale fear mongering

>>714266836
Over the top edgelord

>>714267347
spoken like a true redditor

Expresses accurately the cope neccessary to live with baldness

>>714267473
The George Constanza look is terrible, anon. Leaving your head like that just signals that you're too lazy to dedicate a few minutes everyday to shaving your head. You'll look much sharper and cleaner.

>>714266587 (OP)
Strelok

>>714267239
it's impossible to know for sure. my mom's side of the family had balding on both her parent's sides, my dad's side of the family did not, but my dad went bald and i went bald, but my brother did not. the tradeoff seems to be that i can grow a full beard but my brother can't.

>>714266587 (OP)
Hah! I started balding when I was 20. Took me like five years, but I finally got over it.
The sooner you'll accept you're going to die alone, the better your mental health will be.

>>714267558
t. actual numale that can't grow facial hair because of low T

My hairline receded a long time ago, but not that far, and I thought the damage had stopped there. The other day I got my hair cut short for the first time in a while. When the barber showed me the back of my head there was this perfect, barren kippah receptacle right on top of my cranium. That's when I knew it was all over. Needless to say, I'm thinking of converting to Judaism, since top hats are out of style.

>>714267837
Shave it anon. You know it's time. Don't be that weirdo with a skullet.

people would argue he's completely bald

I unironically wish I got bald; spending money in haircuts and grooming your hair is so annoying.

>>714267968
There's literally nothing holding you back from shaving it off.

>>714267968
Why don't you just shave it all off yourself every once in a while, that's what I've been doing for the past 5 years

>>714267968
wish granted

>>714266825
Finasteride is your friend

my nephew just turned 13 and he's already balding.

feel bad for that kid

>>714267968
You say that, but the day you see the sides of your temples turn skin color, you'll regret everything you've said.

I thought finasteride was holding mine back but I saw the top of my head under a strong light recently. Holy shit, it's so over.

>>714268149
your dick wont work no more bruh

>>714268276
There's nothing worse than seeing your hair under a bright light after getting out of tge shower.

>>714266587 (OP)
Niko Bellic

>>714268276
28. Wet and under light Is it joever for me vro?

>>714267968
Literally a fate worse than death.
literally destroys your entire life.
and guess what when you start balding you still have to shave at least twice a week just so you can look as fucking ugly and shit as you do.
your hairline starts decaying to the back.. but the stuff on the back will always grow anyway. there is literally no good thing about being bald it's without a doubt the worst thing that can happen to you.

A receding hairline is a sign of maturity, no one in the real world cares.

>>714266964
Growing a beard as a bladie will just make you look insecure.
>>714268149
Enjoy infertility.

>>714267837
If you find a Jewish wife, no one will suspect you converted to Judaism due to baldness

The only character I can think of that somewhat pulled off the George Costanza. Just get a cool scar, grow a beard, and work out bro

>>714268149
theres no such thing as a free ride.

>>714266587 (OP)
For me, it's Doug Xenoblade. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>714266958
beautiful story

>>714268525
Clean shaven with a bald head will make you look like a demented baby or a cancer patient. You beardlets are in for a rude awakening if you ever start balding.

>>714268592
That's just a widows peak

This is the only balding 3D anime character.

>>714268490
looks normal to me

>>714268671
>Clean shaven with a bald head will make you look like a demented baby or a cancer patient.
Not if you aren't a Sub5 Jawlet. Jeremy Meeks is bald and clean shaven.

>>714268853
Post your bald, clean shaven face and let /v/ be the judge.

is jc supposed to be balding?

>>714268997
No, he's just Steven Seagal

>>714268997
his hairline is augmented

>>714268853
in most of his pics he has visible stubble on both his head and face. this one where he actually looks recently shaved he looks a bit odd though. it's going to look a bit off to have complete hair removal even if you have the best features because that's not how people normally look.

how do i stop it
how do i reverse it
id honestly take my dick not working

if i go bald it would be unironically over for me

>>714269278
just transition

>>714269276
Looks like a demented baby. He would look 200x better with a goatee.

Max Payne in 3.