Thread 714274492

Stream 1:
Now: Pokémon Sapphire
Next: Mirror's Edge

Stream 2:
Now: Streets of Rage 4
Next: Cyberpunk 2077

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule

Previous Thread: >>714262510

IM A HEADBANGA

>>714274492 (OP)
I'm in

>30 more minutes of incoherent frog-speak and nu-beat-em-up slop
Perhaps now is the time to play video games...

this thread is not miggin

>>714274610
You don't play video games.

whats up my miggers

is that a girl on stream 1?

>play Gen3 Pokemon romhack
>getting asked in the game if you're playing as either MODEL 1 or as MODEL 2
>kid sprites look like Brendan and May as susual

>>714274492 (OP)
>not page 10
>no plum or esa content in OP
your mig is bad

holy shit, this frog really is incomprehensible

>>714274610
It’s hilarious though, pure Euro sovl

>pokemon
>race

migging slowly

yeahhehehyaegimmiggingnowaeyyaeyh

Where is he?

>pokemon
>glitchless
>race
I think I'm going to kill myself

the frog is kind of growing on me
i thought he looked like a rapist at first but hes just autistic and very nervous

rng my nips. how long before back up save?

>>714274817
>can understand him perfectly fine
>not sure if /v/ is doing a bit or if anons really can't handle accents

>>714274985
>autistic and nervous
>not a rapist
Anon, I...

miggy

this is some hairstyle kino going on

>>714274946
Dead

>>714275057
norwood check?

>>714275018
found the frog

>>714275020
i guess he can be all three?? i trust your judgement

>>714275057
That's Alfred Molina

>>714274856
i'm getting keizarotnam flashbacks

>>714274492 (OP)
>OP not plum
angry mig, do better next time

>it's dreamers, ze longest fhsjtjememorienzndjeksskfnff of 2
????

>>714274985
He seems like a good dude
Doin his best to support his brit bro

>>714275309
imagine a conversation between these two

>>714275018
>>714275309
explain NOW

>>714275121
Nah, I just live where not everybody has English as a first language, accents are piss easy.

Every slop-em-up speedrun is just using the same 2 optimal combos the entire game. So boring to watch

>>714275309
>>714275404
He said it's the longest track in the Streets of Rage 2 soundtrack.

>>714275298
>put hands on controller
>immediately tanks a 4 player coop run
how does he do it

>>714275410
it's just not accent, he's just straight up mumbling

Posting my Pokemon drawing from last thread.
I don't know what Gen this guy is but he's got a cool design. Glad I could butcher it.

>>714275420
yeah theres a lot of games im like "why would you run this" but i guess variety is nice

Do some people actually like pokemon speed runs? I genuinely don't understand how this shit keeps getting greenlit. Is it trying to piggy back off some streamer search engine algorithm to get attention like those twitch plays pokemon streams or something? I can't think of why anyone enjoys this shit it's literally always the same every single run every single time HOW DO THESE KEEP HAPPENING MULTIPLE TIMES EVERY EVENT

stream 2 commentary right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rFhe3szi7w

i like races

>>714275734
What's your favorite race?

>cute girl on stream 1
>/v/ is infatuated with a fat nervous frogmutt and can't look away

what's your least favorite european accent?

>>714275651
I like Pokemon so I enjoy it if the commentary is good. But bad commentary or someone annoying makes it completely unwatchable. It also brings a shitload of normies for money.

>>714275797
American

God SoR games have such good music, never played 4 though.

>>714275797
French

yu take ze red pil and zhut ekenm lemmeos carios sizns

zhu choos ze blu pil and brougettasdh meprinceisi s,aojs ajelloa

SoR4 would've been more kino if they had hired the Blasphemous guy to do pixel graphics

>>714275651
pokemon fans

>>714275767
I don't like pokemon

>>714275767
>niggerbrained pajeet is infatuated with a 6/10 at a video game speedrunning event

>>714275797
Brits. They intentionally pronounce words wrong and think it makes them better

>>714275984
They invented the language you're speaking right now, simmer down

>>714275762
>>714275762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmfV8IhsHq0

>>714275651
Glitchless runs are complete fucking ass. The newer generations are essentially let's plays with the ocassional timed reset. Gen 1 and 2 are at least mildly interesting, even glitchless. Glitched runs (the classic Pokemon Blue Catch 'Em All run from that GDQ a decade ago, for example) can be pretty cool.

>>714275872
Sounds like you don't need to, to hear the music since it seems to be mostly reusing stuff from 1 and 2.

>>714275309
lunaaa, write up a transcript of the streets of rage 4 run

>>714276042
America colonizes and perfects all cultures. Br*ts kneel

>>714275651
If it’s Aetienne then it’s usually comfy and decent, but most are not even good as background

>>714275762
SA 2: Battle grind race vs my friend (using controller 2 which was twice as fast for some reason when grinding)

the only thing worse than rpg runs are rpg races

>>714275767
>stream 2
>manly over the top action plus a comic relief french
>stream 1
>biofem commentator and two men playing as grill
simple as

>>714276146
Sorry champ, the US kneels the most

>>714275767
stop simping bro

>>714276042
This is propaganda they tell themselves to cope with being massive losers

>>714276079
based, that's my favorite as well

>>714275651
They're comfy JRPGs, nice to watch when the other stream is boring

>>714276176
>he's not a racist
yikes

>>714276146
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colonies
lol lmao

>>714276042
brits didn't invent arabic wtf are you talking about

>>714275797
Danish is pretty ugly
Followed closely by French and German

>>714276268
You are psychologically colonized. Kneel.

is the schedule not loading for anyone else

>>714276271
Nobody here is speaking arabic anon, are you okay? Did you hit your head?

>>714276361
He's on stream right now

>>714276042
They speak a bastardized version of it which was the result of their nobility intentionally pronouncing things differently in order to seem high class and differentiate themselves from the peasants, which was then copied by the lower class and became the lobotomy baby that it is today.

>>714276351
yeah, it's gone

>>714276268
And where are you now? A pathetic little island repeatedly shooting itself in the foot

>>714275797
French by nature of it being the least understandable because French people don't even attempt to be understood when they speak English, unlike other ESL euros. If you can't understand them, whatever, just speak French bro

>>714276490
That is incorrect!

>lots of cool fun glitches that made for interesting new routing!
>......but we're not doing any of that today

>>714276531
In binland :DD

sewiously

>nonPlum Op mig
I mig cause I must.

I see the french nonnies are once again upset and ashamed of their godawful accents being disliked and are having le tantrume

>>714276585
grim lineup today

>>714276585
>Hogwarts Legacy
LOOK AWAY GDQ RUNNERS

The incomprehensibleness of the stream 2 commentary is making me like the run more

>>714276817
Chamber of Secrets was run earlier too

>>714276627
ambataplum

The french guy keeps making noises like he's about to say something.

funny how the pokemon runners have input displays when all you do is press 2 buttons

>>714276817
isn't it funny how that game was labeled as a chud game but it has non binary and trans characters in it
either way it fucking sucks, it's like a ubisoft game with a harry potter theme

Uh hello?

>>714277021
Think it's an emulator overlay. Unsure why it's enabled though.

So did this guy just grab some French runner's taxi driver to couch for him?

>>714277037
hello :)

Why did the schedule and other posts just get deleted?

Oh my goodness gracious that first Scottish guy talking softly into the mic...

Look how they massacred my boy.

>>714277265
3D was a mistake

Rate Streets Of Rage 4

Rate Streets of Rage 4

>autists starts dabbing
>CUT AWAY FAST
they seemed cool

>>714277265
Turned him into a robot

>>714277265
3d one looks better

>>714277359
>>714277368
C

>>714277368
B for boring but cool game

>>714277359
>>714277368
C

>>714277363
fugg I still havent played it....

>>714277359
>>714277368
A

>7 spyro runs this year
what is wrong with these people

>>714277359
>>714277368
I'm doin' him an A

>>714277368
the Cest of Cs

>>714277406
shaddap

>>714277368
B

>>714277368
(B)aguette

>>714277368
C

>>714277368
A for the mumbling french

>>714277359
S
Finished under estimate even with the tech issues and french mumbler in his ear constantly

>>714277441
Sponsored by Subway. Eat Fresh.

>>714277368
>>714277359
C

>>714277359
>>714277368
B

>>714277368
>>714277359
A

>>714277441
one of them is a part of scheduling

pokemon or cyberpunk?

>>714277506
They restarted the clock every fuck up. DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES

>>714277265
I get it, they want to give Pokemon a neutral stance that can suit any situation, even outside of battle, but still

Have we had any runners from the event pop up in threads yet?

>>714277616
cybermon

>>714277616
pokemon until cyberpunk starts then switch

>>714277368
A

>>714277616
Nap for 2 hours

>>714277359
A

>>714277631
yes

>>714277359
B

>>714277686
is cyberpunk runner a real she/her?

>>714275797
probably finnish/estonian/swedish
they have this weird prickly staccato way of pronouncing shit that makes it sound like they're trying too hard and fucking it up in the process, just relax and round that shit out, nigger

>>714277359
>>714277368
A had trainwreck kino, cringekino, frenchkino, literally every type of kino you would want in one run

>>714277768
Who?

>>714277727
it's 17hours here. if i go to sleep now, i might as well sleep till 5am tomorrow

>>714277616
pokepunk game sounds cool

>>714277781
oh it's a she/her.... I don't have high hopes from a cyberpunk "female" runner

DOUBLE DEATH HYPEEEEEEE YOU COULDNT WRITE UP TWISTS LIKE THIS

DOUBLE CHOOOOOKE

built like a brick shithouse

>Sothangel
I should have seen this coming

>she
yeah.....

Why is Cuckdenal pushing so many trannies on Stream 2. Yato if you are reading this beat some sense in him.

>>714277791
>not liking finnish
i dont like YOU

Guys, I don't think that's a girl...

this girl has an unusually rough voice

>>714277791
perrrrrrrrrrrkele

>forced to play as a male
heh

>tranny
>forced to play male bodytype

kek

>>714277368
A for the frenchman

>we're going to begin with the male body type
you've got a lot of practise with that, huh

TRANNY SPOTTED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hottie on stream 2

could you take her?

>>714276042
they didn't invent shit, the germans invented german which is the base of the language and the franks probably invented french (arguable) which makes up half the fucking english vocabularly, the british are a perpetually conquered and dominated people who never invented anything, first conquered by the romans, then by the saxons, and then by the normans, everything the british have ever had was handed down to them by their betters, their conquerors

>>714278026
It's kinda fitting for cyberpunk

>>714278171
you are a midwit

>>714278134
Mirin arms brah

Commander Riker take off that wig and get back to the bridge

>>714278114
kekw

>>714278006
I've been noticing an awful lot of trooners are from GB. Curious.

could've been worse

Wow the leadorboard for this is stacked.

>2h Pokemon on stream 1
>2h Transmon on stream 2
Edenal, why...

the guy on the left sucks at movement/menuing

oh shit a proper tranny
finally

Pokemon runs aren't so bad anon's i changed my mind

He may be a tranny but he looks just like a girl I used to know

of course this is the runner for cyberpunk

I think this covers all the archived runs that need to be reuploaded to youtube, with the exception of FFXIV #ESASummer23 run which I might need to split.

wonder what about Phantom Liberty made her want to run it

>>714278134
>her

>>714278397
this >>714278286 is the reason

>>714278397
why that girl have a cyber neckbeard

>>714278356
woudl've watched it if it wasn't race slop

>>714278313
all that storaged rage, let it flow

>>714278054
To be fair, a lot of English women sound rough as all fuck even without being a heavy smoker or anything.

>>714278397
Why does this nepojewtranny get pushed in everything nowadays. He isn't even such a popular e-celeb.

>>714278454
Adam's apple removal

Gen 3 is so cozy it's actually a decent run

>>714278536
corpo approved design as she is in that sweet spot of passing and not passing instead of just being a dude with long hair

>>714278574
You got my vote

>>714278272
Pretty sure that's Eden.

>>714278574
>I'm so desperate I'd fuck anything with a vagina
Weird brag but ok

>>714278536
>nepojewtranny
you answered your own question

>>714278705
>with a vagina

>>714278574
High T post

>>714278746
ffs, back to pokemon then

both of these games are fucking boring
imma fucking off until mirrors ow the edge

>stream 2

Oh no...

>>714278705
At least it makes a difference from the thread descending into complaining about being lonely and touch-starved.

Damn I was actually looking forward to the Cyberpunk run too.
The game is based, they made the one tranny character completely unlikable on purpose.

Is Cyberpunk worth playing now? I feel I ask this every time it wanders back into my consciousness and everytime someone is talking about how there is a new patch being release in just two more weeks

>>714278930
>Is Cyberpunk worth playing now?
no
it has never been worth playing and never will be
it will always be a shit unfinished game that only troons insist is good, and the living proof is right there on stream 2

Are they dating?

>>714278930
yeah, get it on sale

>>714278920
Theres multiple though

>>714278930
It's like a 6.5/10 game, only play it if you've got literally nothing else

godless day

CHOKE

>>714278930
Gameplay-wise, not really
But if you care about story, characters and quests - then yea, it's worth playing imo

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

>>714279002
what's the difference between foid and girl? and what ddos DNF mean?

>>714279002
>psi-ops
qrd?

I like old gen Pokemon runs because, like a good RPG run, they cut the corners very closely and barely accomplish their goals and if anything goes wrong it's quite sad

>>714279002
errrmm.... dreamworks dragons dawn of the new riders is missing...

>>714278930
Yeah, it's pretty fun

>>714279019
The only sale that garbage is worth getting on is the piratebay sale.

>>714279197
>qrd?
QRD?

>>714278930
It's worth playing now. I dropped the game on release because it was so bad but picked it up after three years. None of the major bugs are left in the game. All that's left is occasionally stupid NPCs driving into each other, still rare.
There is still some disappointment with the rushed prologue, driving mechanics, short main story, and piss easy difficulty by mid-game even if you blindfolded yourself and chose random shit in the skill tree, but it's still pretty fun.

>>714279179
>ddos
denial of service
>DNF
duke nukem forever

>>714278930
Not really, the world still feels very empty and artificial and the combat is passable

>>714278930
It work's pretty well now.
There's a lot of railroading when it comes to story and the world feels a bit shallow, but the aesthetics all around good.
You're forced to hear a voice bitch in your head for 95% of the game though.

Wow three mud shot misses in a row? This is one for the history books did anyone save the clip of that? 1 in 8000? Jeeeeez

when I was a kid I always thought may's back sprite looked some kind of weird creature with white eyes

>>714279221
Plus great music and sound design

>>714279454
Same as last ESA really, not a spectacular trainwreck, not amazing in it's own right, just a middle of the road pile of averageness.

They only killed him to drive up the shirt prices

>>714279197
Perkele :DDDDD

endless choking on stream 1

>>714279691
:DDDD :DDDDDDD
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam
MODS HATE FINNS CONFIRMED

>>714279808
kek I had to redo my post too

>>714279808
Explain the mongol meme

>>714279889
how new

>race is already over
every time

>>714279889
>meme
history is not a meme

>>714280029
Milhouse is not a meme.

>>714280076
But Milhouse is not a meme is a meme.

>>714279979
A lot.

>>714280029
They didn't teach us European history at school and especially not scandinavian history.

>glitchless run
>constantly talking about new glitches and tech for runs
I feel like I'm being cuckolded.

>kids don't even learn history in school anymore

Not enough time for pronouns I guess.

>>714280234
>he didn't learn euro history on 4chan
rape babies. everything is rapebabies

>>714280312
they started their run with a mudkip glitch

>>714280320
Can't believe people have forgotten the injustice that befell Teppo's mökki during the war

>>714280312
Running communities tend to have a very specific definitely of what a glitch is, with a lot not counting as one even if it seems pretty exploity.

>>714280320
I'm not American, the history I was taught was Soviet alternative reality history.

>>714280312
Glitchless sometimes just means "some glitches haha"

>>714280660
So it's at least more accurate of when World War 2 started then.

>>714277130
Love u

why does the blonde faggot keep asking dumb questions

>>714280138
From history.

>I've been on worse holidays
Probably to Skegness.

>>714280828
He's the stand in for Twitch chat.

wish they never patched this out

>>714281129
Why is the traffic disappearing

Damn, missed the first hour of pogeymans :(

>>714279002
>leave to play vidya for a few hours
>miss nothing

>story NPC called Mr Hands
Why the fuck would they pick that name?

>>714281129
early version of the game and it was running on a 970

>post a /v/ reaction pic older than half the board's current users
>get a 3-day ban for it
If the janny patrolling this thread wants to keep the coomers out, fine, but maybe a warning or a 1-day ban instead? At least first? Eh, I'm just happy to enjoy the thread

where is yisk

I can't understand a single word this French man is saying

>>714281505
HOW'S
BIZ
GOIN

>>714281518
you're 2 hours late

>>714281545
eh, can't complain

Here is your protagonist!

Questions?

>>714281628
Why can't I feel my knees?

>>714281607
How many cheeseburgers is that?

>>714281628
I may have one or two.

>>714281628
what is her best doujin

>>714281863
164257

>>714281628
How does she get her bandana to stand up like that?

>>714281863
(C81) [Akusei-Shinseibutsu (Nori)] Double-S (Pokemon) [English]
But the Kris parts are better than May's.

Holy smokes it's been so long since I played Ruby/Sapphire I forgot the gym looked like this, everyone keeps the Emerald gym in romhacks

>the first double battle in the pokemon series
Why he lie like that?

>>714282005
stale cum holds it up, it's rock solid

>>714277368
yeahahha okayhehe ithunkiuagiveuaca C

>hits console with foot
its joever........

OH NONONONO

>Veni, vidi, vici is extremely hard
It's just muscle memory

>BREATHE on the cables
>NO SIGNAL

what is with this set up

>>714281628
Lana Rain's last May video was great

Thanks to whatever anons have been posting in the /wsg/ webms for other boards thread, my retarded ass thought it was next month. Anything notable happen (good/terrible runs or otherwise) so far?

shoutouts to the amazing cable crew

You'd think they'd keep the console further away from the runners to avoid this.

>>714282386
>It was set up by someone who doesn't breathe
Spooky.

>>714282409
some entertaining, some bad. nothing extraordinary in either direction

still choking...

>>714282409
Crash Team Racing was kino

have their been any fun background shenanigans?

>>714282672
ctr

>>714279002
>I missed a psi-ops run
fug :DD

The cyberpunk vest stays on

>>714282672
the rapes

>>714282672
i enjoyed katamari

>>714283143
>twintails
best girl

>>714281628
Why is she the protagonist most visually designed to be going on an adventure? Aside from some male ones, the others look like they're just going on a trip to the city

>go to flea market
>buy two copies of Ruby right next to each other for 20 bucks
>one real and one is fake

woahhh

>>714283490
I had that happen with Emerald, still feel like I came out on top there.

>>714277441
>>714277581
fuck scalies

>>714283712
yeah its always cool to get a real deal every now and again and not someone selling for 120 dollars

>>714283143
Had to turn it off when the fat bitch waddled in.

>>714278006
How do you even want me to respond to this?

>>714283798
if you say so!

>>714283869
Did she start rolling around and picking up the chairs?

>>714283841
Yeah it's why I love going to those kinds of markets, people aren't trying to screw each other as hard as possible like on Ebay or something.

>>714283927
anon said it pretty clearly: violence

>>714281628
wtf is that hairstyle?

>>714284000
kek

>>714284000
trips

>>714283927
They probably think people really behave like /pol/ kids doing their internet hard man thing.

>nobody watching the cute tranner
bit mean lads

>>714284606
I've been watching stream 2, it's been very ok.

>>714278247
And yet I can't find one, where are they hiding

>>714283927
Tell him they deserve the spotlight on stream 1

>>714284713
i can't belive he fucking died

Phoebe!

>>714283927
Put all trannies through the table for donos

Anything Plum related happen?

>>714285396
Turn on stream 3

>>714284606
It's just been comfy Englishness hours, calling damage boosting a bit of a tickle and such.

>>714285449
huh?? what the fuck??? has she fallen on hard enough times that she has to do THAT on stream?

Hard to stay awake during Pokemon races

Just got home.
Stream 1 seems reddit so i'll stay with 2 even tho thats a man

BluMagma in the mud

>>714285714
Paizuri

RATE POKEMON SAPPHIRE RACE

>>714285865
B

>>714285865
time's still going, you premature ejacurater

>>714285865
B

>>714285935
One guy already won, fuck off it's over.

>>714279002
Qrd on metaphor?

>>714285865
>it's a runner never recover race
ZZZ

>>714285865
C

>>714285995
it was a metaphor for being bad at videogames

>>714285865
C

>>714285995
Shit game and run split for some reason, wasn't good in either half.

>>714285979
He can still win retard

>>714285995
It's a long RPG that they split into 2 parts so it's basically tailor made to be hated here

>>714285865
B it was fine. Some parts were very anus clenching.

>>714286020
fuck, those are the worst. Glad I skipped this run

>>714285865
ZZZ, default rating for pokemon runs

>>714286090
No, as in, one guy literally already had finished the run while the other guy was still doing the final battle. It was OVER OVER.

>>714285865
B

>>714283315
>microshorts
>fanny pack
Only if your definition of adventure means riding the cock carousel

>>714286178
it ain't over over before it's really over over

fucking chuds

Wtf is this, end the run ffs. I wanna see Mirrors Edge kino

>>714286357
Shut up loser

wtf are you retards doing here?

HOLY SHITTTTT

WOW

One man was destined to win

Rigged bullshit

Rigged fucking run
Not real
Cheated
No way it's a genuine shiny

>>714285865
B

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Shiny fug

Guy on the left has his shit rigged

>>714286435
schizo

>>714286512
Called it

>>714285865
F for cheating
I fucking told you it was rigged
I knew it.

Am i the only one watching the tranny playing Cyberpunk?

>manipulation to have a 1-frame trick to have a shiny
That's hella lame if you ask me

So it was rigged right?

>>714286435
The newkids don't see anything wrong with going around drawing as much attention as possible, especially since it makes them feel big and powerful.

actually rigged, holy fucking gay

>>714286435
>light mode

>>714286647
He said it sorta was. It was rigged so that there was a one frame window to get the shiny, but he did have to hit the window.

>>714286614
>>714286512
RNG manipulation in a pokemon run?
WTF admin he's cheating

>>714286647
Yes, pre-determined Trainer ID + soft reset + frame count to get the specific encounter with 31 IV Shiny

>>714286709
gotcha

>>714285865
F

Is that a glitch?

Please don't tell me /v/ is idiotic enough to believe that was a real shiny after they changed saves like that.

>>714285865
F

>>714286861
>4chan is full of retards
who would have guessed

>>714286861
They cheated everyone knows you're not allowed to use exploits in a speedrun
IT SAYS GLITCHLESS

>>714286861
>>714286930
can one of you tell Miko, she's been fishing for weeks for a shiny Magikarp

why are they doing glitches
just start mirrors edge

Why are they still playing Pokemon? It's over

>>714287034
Easier to do it in one of the games that has chain fishing, I used to farm the shit out of shiny Magikarp on X.

>>714287034
>steals someone else's gimmick years later

What a soulless fucking whore

Hey there /v/, how's biz going?

>>714287126
>>714287128
Incentives?

Tres bien mon ami.

>>714287126
you can say they’re mirror edging you

>>714287265
>people paid for this
some people don't deserve money

end this fucking pokemon run! I wanna see Mirrors Edge!

this is kind of cool

>>714287472
second that

wow this is absolutely insane this is the craziest pokemon run ever

this is kind of lame

>>714287526
let's beat this anon up after he finishes watching the run

>>714287557
>>714287591
>>714287617
based samefag

>>714287526
I'll fucking piss in your ears you dumb shit

>>714285865
C
It was decent for a Pokemon run

>>714286339
>the little fuckable snatch scurried off
a shame, i was just about to start rubbing my dick

>>714287472
Please refrain from posting Susan

>>714285865
B+

>>714287526
>>714287557
>>714287658
pokesamefag

>very few fatties
eurochads i kneel

I'm excited for a glitch-free mirror's edge run

>>714287793
>manlets everywhere

Edward Furlong looking good these days.

>>714282037
>Got a 3 day ban (the rest of the event, no appeals) for answering anon's doujin question with no link or image whatsoever
Thoroughly homosexual. I'll take my ban evasion ban too. Enjoy the event, lads.

>>714288229
Welcome to ESA, where the bans flow like pisswater.

>>714288229
Didn't know the jannies were so fucking pozzed. Can't even name a doujin now?

>>714287793
2/4 of the interview people are overweight and the other 2 are underweight

why do mods hate esa threads so much? is it as bad in gdq?

What is ESA's equivalent to the chair sniffing incident?

next game pls

>>714288459
The hair sniffer.

>>714288383
they've really undergone a Metamorphosis

>>714288229
please stay on topic :)

>>714288569
It is about video game culture, though.

I miss fumos

>nobody has run manipless R&S
If only I didn't give away my cart, I'd buy a kit for the DS today.

>>714288459
The unwanted hugger, the rapist, Ben's penis, and the rug sweeper.

How did it feel seeing THE KING return to our screens?

Rate Cyberpunk 2077

>>714288746
B

>>714288650
A doujin of the game and character in the stream, no less.

>>714288746
Z

>>714288746
A

>>714288746
D

>>714288383
>Didn't know the jannies were so fucking pozzed
are you new

>>714288746
not over/10

>>714288509
>it actually counts all the way down
light chuckle

>>714288509
I waited the whole timer to see if something happened at the end. I was not disappointed.

>>714288459
The German's rampage (hugging Celina, posting his dick in the thread, writing "cum in plum" on the posters)

>>714288746
atleast let it finish
B btw

>>714288817
I completely forgot about her. Where is she at?

>>714288979
Sssshhh.

>>714288994
Stream 2 can be really special
Maybe FFIX

>>714289109
>I completely forgot
OH NO!

>>714289109
She is the reason there was no winter 2025 :v)
She was literally raped by staff by being forced to wear revealing clothing.

>>714288994
What was this about again?

>>714288125
Euros are the tallest people.

>>714289109
It's happening to anon. WE NEED TO DONATE NOW.

>>714289109
She still does stuff at NSG and I think she sometimes shows up to BSG or UKSG.

>>714289245
Based staff

>>714289249
a german autist, an autistic german, a german german, an autistic autist

>>714288746
A

I've quite liked this ESA. Miles better than both 2024s, which I know is a low bar as they were dog shit. But I've enjoyed it.

>>714289407
You posted the same thing four times. Are you okay anon?

Sneedenal looking BLOATED

>SGDQ next week
finally REAL runs soon

>>714289407
Affirmative.

>>714289484
>>714289484
>>714289484
>>714289484
4 (You)

>>714289549
Real runs don't start until Dogwater

R8 my RPG party

Oh, this is going to be another one of those race speedruns where one of the runners falls 10 minutes behind

>>714289549
as real as the women who attend

Finally some fucking speedy runs. Mirrors Edge has never disappointed me at these events. Hoping for it to keep up that streak

>another race
Sleepy sleep time

>>714289658
would hang out with /10

>>714289549
finally
>unchecked troonposting
REAL
>retarded "stay hydrated" ritualpost
runs
>caveman memes
soon
>Greetings from Germany.

uuuuhhhh I'm mirrors edging

>>714289621
Son of a submariner you got me

>no energy for the bias team
that's the only job they have for this gimmick

>>714289658
what are their classes?

guaranteed sss run coming up

>>714289741
And
>10 THOUSAND DOLLARS FROM THE YETEEEEEEEE

>>714289817
>>714289694
I'm gonna quote you both if it sucks

>>714289658
Look like the guild will fall apart within the week, the wife of one of the middle manager-looking asshats in the middle will sleep with somebody else in the party.

>>714289798
2 dwarves, a halfling, and an elf

>>714289817
more like guaranteed ass run

still choking...

/ournigga/ in the audience in stream 2

>already a complete blowout
Races are gay

>>714289798
Warrior, Fighter, Mage, Thief

>>714289549
I haven't watched GDQ in a decade and I don't intend to start anytime soon

COMMENTARY BIAS

>>714290010
Does he ever sleep?

John Numbers

>>714289680
KEK

>>714288994
I'm about to reupload this run too. I think that covers everything, if any other runs aren't on Youtube that should be archived, let me know.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsMvKnB7m6NR8InrfB2TJtkFalFv_pocv&jct=FiVGsd0MRhLGb6KsHIH0ct5GISkR6w

The caster is mean.

>>714290010
>ournword
I only see 3 white dudes on that stream.

>>714290183
He never sleeps. He says that he will never die...

>>714290075
>>714289798
>>714289658
Gnome Warrior

what's the significance of donations for this run?

>>714290183
They say he'll never sleep as long as there are speedruns to watch

>>714290468
Donate for commentary bias

>>714290468
Whatever team is in the donation lead gets commentary bias

>>714289658
>>714289798
Fat Mage, Boogermancer, Tall Warlock, Fairy Warrior

>>714290468
peanut gallery changes sides to hyping up the other guy

I went to bed.
Did I miss any Plums?

>>714290616
>only $27k

Dead event

>>714290530
>>714290545
kek that's funny

>>714290696
And that's a good thing.

>>714290696
Europe is expensive.

>wife's boyfriend
Huh?

>>714290696
is it eurocoins or goyllars?

>>714287034
I don't even need to look it up but I'm sure this is vtuber trash. Containment board, now, thirdie >>714290616
When do the runs start getting good

Chockage

>>714290696
Good, they deserve it.

>>714290696
It's not GDQ, 22 and 23 were outliers as well.

>all these failed skips
Europe isn't sending their best...

>2 dedicated commentators
>barely explain any of the tricks
>just make bad jokes and say "this trick is really difficult"

Why didn't Myths play it safe when Silver lost a minute on the same skip

TECH

>overestimate
how, what happened?

tech crew...

It's over.

Run's closed

>>714291158
It's a meme run.

???

>>714291235
tran

How did they even fuck this up lmao

>oh a cool game being run
>4 player race
>oh a cool game being run
>randomizer
>oh a cool game being run
>100 percent 3 hour run
>oh a cool game being run
>any percent but theyre just skipping the entire game

I feel like ESA always finds a way to make every run immediately uninteresting and gimmicky

360 jump

TRANNY RUN OVERESTIMATE

>>714291527
why are you watching it

>>714291527
IM CHIPPIN' OUT

>>714291567
she's cute

> wrong camera
> switches to full view of wrong camera
based.

swaaag

>>714290696
They're doing better than Summer 2024.
>This time Summer 2024 was 21k, source is this video which was on at this time last year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6scrO1v61Q and https://horaro.org/esa/2024-summer

But they're still WAY down from this time 2023 which was 41k: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5EG4eWyYx0 and https://horaro.org/esa/2023-summer1

>INGERLUND flag
>jeet
Can't make this shit up

Shoutouts to tech crew

I could do better commentary than this

>>714290665
You saw this one?
>>714276627

>>714291813
Give us a vocaroo sample

>>714291772
something about jeets and trains

>>714291716
Took a year off to get their shit together,

Didn't get their shit together.

>>714291850
Yeah.

Rate Cyperpunk: Phantom Ovaries

Fuck, I didn't realize this was going on. I already missed half the shit I would have wanted to watch.

>>714291996
B

>>714291996
Z

>>714291996
D

>>714291879
Well yeah they made no changes except bringing back stream 2 and bringing back 24 hours which was clearly to placate the mases. However those are the two changes I actually cared about so I'm cool with changing nothing else.

>>714291879
>Took a year off to get their shit together
Only on paper, it was really just about laying low till the drama blew over.

>>714292003
Don't forget GDQ starting after this.

>>714292003
Guess you'll need to wait 9 months for the vods to get posted to YouTube.

>>714292003
GDQ and then ASM are coming up right after ESA.

>>714291996
B
Game was whatever but the tranny and his friend were very nice on commentary

>>714291996
A

>>714291996
F

>>714291915
That was the last one so far iirc

>>714291996
A

>>714291915
>>714276627
Plumbutt bake?

>>714291996
F

I'll bake new

>>714292069
Took a year off to sweep everything under the rug, ban all their critics, and put on the illusion that it was to improve the event.

Too bad they lost most of the fundraising team, used ChatGPT to make the schedule, and still kept Edenal and Planks in charge.

>>714292086
grim

>>714292357
Migger it's only page 9

>$500 donation
>fence sitting cuck

>>714292094
>ASM
Nice, was pleasantly surprised by it last year

>>714292094
>3 weeks of speedruns
yay

>>714292107
>tranny
>good commentary
Those or mutually exclusive you know that right?

>>714292387
Everyone wants to be a migger until it's time to do migger shit

>>714291996
F

>>714292069
In reality it was to find more tech crew fun fact.

>>714291996
D
didn't like the couch plus over estimate

>>714292450
Did you see the run?

>>714292363
They were throwing the teams out anyway, that was a big chunk of the shit going on behind closed doors, Edenal and Planks didn't like team leads rejecting their stupid ideas for being impractical or just bad.

>>714291996
F
Didn't watch but I'm transphobic

Miggers tongue my anus

I love these threads and posting with you all during these events. Sry just felt like telling you guys

>>714292687
gay

>>714292687
me too anon :)

>>714292687
same

>>714292687
same
no homo

>>714292687
me secretly

>I don't wanna shit accidently
I would think not, that would be pretty awful to do on stream.

>>714292687
inb4 this guy gets banned

>>714292687
Fuck you

>>714292687
If you really felt that way you would have made a thread

>>714292687
u 2

>>714292687
>>714292759
>touching each other's posts like that
gay

This whole "commentary bias" gimmick thing would have been really cool with 2 commentators who were actually funny and informative

Any1 baking?

>>714293025
this

>>714292687
Same same.
Cozy times.

>>714292959
We can do better than that

>>714292576
>Lets have ChatGPT do the schedule
genius ideas

>>714292687
Thanks, babe. You too.

>>714292363
They pulled a classic take something away and bring it back and expect praise despite taking it away initially
>Remove 24 hours and stream 2
>Big Backlash
>Bring it back
>"See we're LISTENING, we're making BIG changes"
>"I dunno what you're talking about my changes are liked, see everyones happy that stream 2 is back!"
Those aren't changes, that's bringing back the status quo due to backlash. Removing stream 2 and 24 hours were the actual changes and people hated it.

that's what planks gets for not hiring me, I could have made kino lineups every time.

In Sound Mind was great - no I didn't finish it, why do you ask?

Alright mig then

>>714293361

>>714293361

>>714293361

>>714293148
Yeah, schedule balancing is a skill and a half, especially for shit like this, and they wanted rid of them because of petty ego issues.

ChatGPT isn't a fucking substitute.

>>714292687
haha gay