Stream 1:
Now: Pokémon Sapphire
Next: Mirror's Edge
Stream 2:
Now: Streets of Rage 4
Next: Cyberpunk 2077
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule
Previous Thread:
>>714262510
>30 more minutes of incoherent frog-speak and nu-beat-em-up slop
Perhaps now is the time to play video games...
this thread is not miggin
>>714274610You don't play video games.
is that a girl on stream 1?
>play Gen3 Pokemon romhack
>getting asked in the game if you're playing as either MODEL 1 or as MODEL 2
>kid sprites look like Brendan and May as susual
>>714274492 (OP)>not page 10>no plum or esa content in OPyour mig is bad
holy shit, this frog really is incomprehensible
>>714274610It’s hilarious though, pure Euro sovl
yeahhehehyaegimmiggingnowaeyyaeyh
>pokemon
>glitchless
>race
I think I'm going to kill myself
the frog is kind of growing on me
i thought he looked like a rapist at first but hes just autistic and very nervous
rng my nips. how long before back up save?
>>714274817>can understand him perfectly fine>not sure if /v/ is doing a bit or if anons really can't handle accents
>>714274985>autistic and nervous>not a rapistAnon, I...
this is some hairstyle kino going on
>>714275057norwood check?
>>714275018found the frog
>>714275020i guess he can be all three?? i trust your judgement
>>714275057That's Alfred Molina
>>714274856i'm getting keizarotnam flashbacks
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>>714274492 (OP)>OP not plumangry mig, do better next time
>it's dreamers, ze longest fhsjtjememorienzndjeksskfnff of 2
????
>>714274985He seems like a good dude
Doin his best to support his brit bro
>>714275309imagine a conversation between these two
>>714275121Nah, I just live where not everybody has English as a first language, accents are piss easy.
Every slop-em-up speedrun is just using the same 2 optimal combos the entire game. So boring to watch
>>714275309>>714275404He said it's the longest track in the Streets of Rage 2 soundtrack.
>>714275298>put hands on controller>immediately tanks a 4 player coop runhow does he do it
>>714275410it's just not accent, he's just straight up mumbling
Posting my Pokemon drawing from last thread.
I don't know what Gen this guy is but he's got a cool design. Glad I could butcher it.
>>714275420yeah theres a lot of games im like "why would you run this" but i guess variety is nice
Do some people actually like pokemon speed runs? I genuinely don't understand how this shit keeps getting greenlit. Is it trying to piggy back off some streamer search engine algorithm to get attention like those twitch plays pokemon streams or something? I can't think of why anyone enjoys this shit it's literally always the same every single run every single time HOW DO THESE KEEP HAPPENING MULTIPLE TIMES EVERY EVENT
stream 2 commentary right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rFhe3szi7w
>>714275734What's your favorite race?
>cute girl on stream 1
>/v/ is infatuated with a fat nervous frogmutt and can't look away
what's your least favorite european accent?
>>714275651I like Pokemon so I enjoy it if the commentary is good. But bad commentary or someone annoying makes it completely unwatchable. It also brings a shitload of normies for money.
God SoR games have such good music, never played 4 though.
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SoR4 would've been more kino if they had hired the Blasphemous guy to do pixel graphics
>>714275767I don't like pokemon
>>714275767>niggerbrained pajeet is infatuated with a 6/10 at a video game speedrunning event
>>714275797Brits. They intentionally pronounce words wrong and think it makes them better
>>714275984They invented the language you're speaking right now, simmer down
>>714275762>>714275762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmfV8IhsHq0
>>714275651Glitchless runs are complete fucking ass. The newer generations are essentially let's plays with the ocassional timed reset. Gen 1 and 2 are at least mildly interesting, even glitchless. Glitched runs (the classic Pokemon Blue Catch 'Em All run from that GDQ a decade ago, for example) can be pretty cool.
>>714275872Sounds like you don't need to, to hear the music since it seems to be mostly reusing stuff from 1 and 2.
>>714275309lunaaa, write up a transcript of the streets of rage 4 run
>>714276042America colonizes and perfects all cultures. Br*ts kneel
>>714275651If it’s Aetienne then it’s usually comfy and decent, but most are not even good as background
>>714275762SA 2: Battle grind race vs my friend (using controller 2 which was twice as fast for some reason when grinding)
the only thing worse than rpg runs are rpg races
>>714275767>stream 2>manly over the top action plus a comic relief french>stream 1>biofem commentator and two men playing as grillsimple as
>>714276146Sorry champ, the US kneels the most
>>714275767stop simping bro
>>714276042This is propaganda they tell themselves to cope with being massive losers
>>714276079based, that's my favorite as well
>>714275651They're comfy JRPGs, nice to watch when the other stream is boring
>>714276176>he's not a racistyikes
>>714276146https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colonies
lol lmao
>>714276042brits didn't invent arabic wtf are you talking about
>>714275797Danish is pretty ugly
Followed closely by French and German
>>714276268You are psychologically colonized. Kneel.
is the schedule not loading for anyone else
>>714276271Nobody here is speaking arabic anon, are you okay? Did you hit your head?
>>714276361He's on stream right now
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>>714276042They speak a bastardized version of it which was the result of their nobility intentionally pronouncing things differently in order to seem high class and differentiate themselves from the peasants, which was then copied by the lower class and became the lobotomy baby that it is today.
>>714276351yeah, it's gone
>>714276268And where are you now? A pathetic little island repeatedly shooting itself in the foot
>>714275797French by nature of it being the least understandable because French people don't even attempt to be understood when they speak English, unlike other ESL euros. If you can't understand them, whatever, just speak French bro
>>714276490That is incorrect!
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>lots of cool fun glitches that made for interesting new routing!
>......but we're not doing any of that today
>>714276531In binland :DD
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>nonPlum Op mig
I mig cause I must.
I see the french nonnies are once again upset and ashamed of their godawful accents being disliked and are having le tantrume
>>714276585grim lineup today
>>714276585>Hogwarts Legacy LOOK AWAY GDQ RUNNERS
The incomprehensibleness of the stream 2 commentary is making me like the run more
>>714276817Chamber of Secrets was run earlier too
The french guy keeps making noises like he's about to say something.
funny how the pokemon runners have input displays when all you do is press 2 buttons
>>714276817isn't it funny how that game was labeled as a chud game but it has non binary and trans characters in it
either way it fucking sucks, it's like a ubisoft game with a harry potter theme
>>714277021Think it's an emulator overlay. Unsure why it's enabled though.
So did this guy just grab some French runner's taxi driver to couch for him?
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Why did the schedule and other posts just get deleted?
Oh my goodness gracious that first Scottish guy talking softly into the mic...
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Look how they massacred my boy.
>>7142772653D was a mistake
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Rate Streets of Rage 4
>autists starts dabbing
>CUT AWAY FAST
they seemed cool
>>714277265Turned him into a robot
>>7142772653d one looks better
>>714277368B for boring but cool game
>>714277363fugg I still havent played it....
>7 spyro runs this year
what is wrong with these people
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>>714277368the Cest of Cs
>>714277368A for the mumbling french
>>714277359S
Finished under estimate even with the tech issues and french mumbler in his ear constantly
>>714277441Sponsored by Subway. Eat Fresh.
>>714277441one of them is a part of scheduling
>>714277506They restarted the clock every fuck up. DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES
>>714277265I get it, they want to give Pokemon a neutral stance that can suit any situation, even outside of battle, but still
Have we had any runners from the event pop up in threads yet?
>>714277616pokemon until cyberpunk starts then switch
>>714277616Nap for 2 hours
>>714277686is cyberpunk runner a real she/her?
>>714275797probably finnish/estonian/swedish
they have this weird prickly staccato way of pronouncing shit that makes it sound like they're trying too hard and fucking it up in the process, just relax and round that shit out, nigger
>>714277359>>714277368A had trainwreck kino, cringekino, frenchkino, literally every type of kino you would want in one run
>>714277727it's 17hours here. if i go to sleep now, i might as well sleep till 5am tomorrow
>>714277616pokepunk game sounds cool
>>714277781oh it's a she/her.... I don't have high hopes from a cyberpunk "female" runner
DOUBLE DEATH HYPEEEEEEE YOU COULDNT WRITE UP TWISTS LIKE THIS
built like a brick shithouse
>Sothangel
I should have seen this coming
Why is Cuckdenal pushing so many trannies on Stream 2. Yato if you are reading this beat some sense in him.
>>714277791>not liking finnishi dont like YOU
Guys, I don't think that's a girl...
this girl has an unusually rough voice
>>714277791perrrrrrrrrrrkele
>forced to play as a male
heh
>tranny
>forced to play male bodytype
kek
>>714277368A for the frenchman
>we're going to begin with the male body type
you've got a lot of practise with that, huh
TRANNY SPOTTED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>714276042they didn't invent shit, the germans invented german which is the base of the language and the franks probably invented french (arguable) which makes up half the fucking english vocabularly, the british are a perpetually conquered and dominated people who never invented anything, first conquered by the romans, then by the saxons, and then by the normans, everything the british have ever had was handed down to them by their betters, their conquerors
>>714278026It's kinda fitting for cyberpunk
>>714278171you are a midwit
>>714278134Mirin arms brah
Commander Riker take off that wig and get back to the bridge
>>714278006I've been noticing an awful lot of trooners are from GB. Curious.
Wow the leadorboard for this is stacked.
>2h Pokemon on stream 1
>2h Transmon on stream 2
Edenal, why...
the guy on the left sucks at movement/menuing
oh shit a proper tranny
finally
Pokemon runs aren't so bad anon's i changed my mind
He may be a tranny but he looks just like a girl I used to know
of course this is the runner for cyberpunk
I think this covers all the archived runs that need to be reuploaded to youtube, with the exception of FFXIV #ESASummer23 run which I might need to split.
wonder what about Phantom Liberty made her want to run it
>>714278397why that girl have a cyber neckbeard
>>714278356woudl've watched it if it wasn't race slop
>>714278313all that storaged rage, let it flow
>>714278054To be fair, a lot of English women sound rough as all fuck even without being a heavy smoker or anything.
>>714278397Why does this nepojewtranny get pushed in everything nowadays. He isn't even such a popular e-celeb.
>>714278454Adam's apple removal
Gen 3 is so cozy it's actually a decent run
>>714278536corpo approved design as she is in that sweet spot of passing and not passing instead of just being a dude with long hair
>>714278574You got my vote
>>714278272Pretty sure that's Eden.
>>714278574>I'm so desperate I'd fuck anything with a vaginaWeird brag but ok
>>714278536>nepojewtrannyyou answered your own question
>>714278705>with a vagina
>>714278746ffs, back to pokemon then
both of these games are fucking boring
imma fucking off until mirrors ow the edge
>>714278705At least it makes a difference from the thread descending into complaining about being lonely and touch-starved.
Damn I was actually looking forward to the Cyberpunk run too.
The game is based, they made the one tranny character completely unlikable on purpose.
Is Cyberpunk worth playing now? I feel I ask this every time it wanders back into my consciousness and everytime someone is talking about how there is a new patch being release in just two more weeks
>>714278930>Is Cyberpunk worth playing now?no
it has never been worth playing and never will be
it will always be a shit unfinished game that only troons insist is good, and the living proof is right there on stream 2
>>714278930yeah, get it on sale
>>714278920Theres multiple though
>>714278930It's like a 6.5/10 game, only play it if you've got literally nothing else
>>714278930Gameplay-wise, not really
But if you care about story, characters and quests - then yea, it's worth playing imo
>>714279002what's the difference between foid and girl? and what ddos DNF mean?
I like old gen Pokemon runs because, like a good RPG run, they cut the corners very closely and barely accomplish their goals and if anything goes wrong it's quite sad
>>714279002errrmm.... dreamworks dragons dawn of the new riders is missing...
>>714278930Yeah, it's pretty fun
>>714279019The only sale that garbage is worth getting on is the piratebay sale.
>>714278930It's worth playing now. I dropped the game on release because it was so bad but picked it up after three years. None of the major bugs are left in the game. All that's left is occasionally stupid NPCs driving into each other, still rare.
There is still some disappointment with the rushed prologue, driving mechanics, short main story, and piss easy difficulty by mid-game even if you blindfolded yourself and chose random shit in the skill tree, but it's still pretty fun.
>>714279179>ddosdenial of service
>DNFduke nukem forever
>>714278930Not really, the world still feels very empty and artificial and the combat is passable
>>714278930It work's pretty well now.
There's a lot of railroading when it comes to story and the world feels a bit shallow, but the aesthetics all around good.
You're forced to hear a voice bitch in your head for 95% of the game though.
Wow three mud shot misses in a row? This is one for the history books did anyone save the clip of that? 1 in 8000? Jeeeeez
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when I was a kid I always thought may's back sprite looked some kind of weird creature with white eyes
>>714279221Plus great music and sound design
>>714279454Same as last ESA really, not a spectacular trainwreck, not amazing in it's own right, just a middle of the road pile of averageness.
They only killed him to drive up the shirt prices
>>714279197Perkele :DDDDD
endless choking on stream 1
>>714279691:DDDD :DDDDDDD
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spamMODS HATE FINNS CONFIRMED
>>714279808kek I had to redo my post too
>>714279808Explain the mongol meme
>race is already over
every time
>>714279889>memehistory is not a meme
>>714280029Milhouse is not a meme.
>>714280076But Milhouse is not a meme is a meme.
>>714279979A lot.
>>714280029They didn't teach us European history at school and especially not scandinavian history.
>glitchless run
>constantly talking about new glitches and tech for runs
I feel like I'm being cuckolded.
>kids don't even learn history in school anymore
Not enough time for pronouns I guess.
>>714280234>he didn't learn euro history on 4chanrape babies. everything is rapebabies
>>714280312they started their run with a mudkip glitch
>>714280320Can't believe people have forgotten the injustice that befell Teppo's mökki during the war
>>714280312Running communities tend to have a very specific definitely of what a glitch is, with a lot not counting as one even if it seems pretty exploity.
>>714280320I'm not American, the history I was taught was Soviet alternative reality history.
>>714280312Glitchless sometimes just means "some glitches haha"
>>714280660So it's at least more accurate of when World War 2 started then.
why does the blonde faggot keep asking dumb questions
>I've been on worse holidays
Probably to Skegness.
>>714280828He's the stand in for Twitch chat.
wish they never patched this out
>>714281129Why is the traffic disappearing
Damn, missed the first hour of pogeymans :(
>>714279002>leave to play vidya for a few hours>miss nothing
>story NPC called Mr Hands
Why the fuck would they pick that name?
>>714281129early version of the game and it was running on a 970
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>post a /v/ reaction pic older than half the board's current users
>get a 3-day ban for it
If the janny patrolling this thread wants to keep the coomers out, fine, but maybe a warning or a 1-day ban instead? At least first? Eh, I'm just happy to enjoy the thread
I can't understand a single word this French man is saying
>>714281518you're 2 hours late
>>714281545eh, can't complain
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Here is your protagonist!
Questions?
>>714281628Why can't I feel my knees?
>>714281607How many cheeseburgers is that?
>>714281628I may have one or two.
>>714281628what is her best doujin
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>>714281628How does she get her bandana to stand up like that?
>>714281863(C81) [Akusei-Shinseibutsu (Nori)] Double-S (Pokemon) [English]
But the Kris parts are better than May's.
Holy smokes it's been so long since I played Ruby/Sapphire I forgot the gym looked like this, everyone keeps the Emerald gym in romhacks
>the first double battle in the pokemon series
Why he lie like that?
>>714282005stale cum holds it up, it's rock solid
>>714277368yeahahha okayhehe ithunkiuagiveuaca C
>hits console with foot
its joever........
>Veni, vidi, vici is extremely hard
It's just muscle memory
>BREATHE on the cables
>NO SIGNAL
what is with this set up
>>714281628Lana Rain's last May video was great
Thanks to whatever anons have been posting in the /wsg/ webms for other boards thread, my retarded ass thought it was next month. Anything notable happen (good/terrible runs or otherwise) so far?
shoutouts to the amazing cable crew
You'd think they'd keep the console further away from the runners to avoid this.
>>714282386>It was set up by someone who doesn't breatheSpooky.
>>714282409some entertaining, some bad. nothing extraordinary in either direction
>>714282409Crash Team Racing was kino
have their been any fun background shenanigans?
>>714279002>I missed a psi-ops runfug :DD
The cyberpunk vest stays on
>>714282672i enjoyed katamari
>>714283143>twintailsbest girl
>>714281628Why is she the protagonist most visually designed to be going on an adventure? Aside from some male ones, the others look like they're just going on a trip to the city
>go to flea market
>buy two copies of Ruby right next to each other for 20 bucks
>one real and one is fake
woahhh
>>714283490I had that happen with Emerald, still feel like I came out on top there.
>>714283712yeah its always cool to get a real deal every now and again and not someone selling for 120 dollars
>>714283143Had to turn it off when the fat bitch waddled in.
>>714278006How do you even want me to respond to this?
>>714283798if you say so!
>>714283869Did she start rolling around and picking up the chairs?
>>714283841Yeah it's why I love going to those kinds of markets, people aren't trying to screw each other as hard as possible like on Ebay or something.
>>714283927anon said it pretty clearly: violence
>>714281628wtf is that hairstyle?
>>714283927They probably think people really behave like /pol/ kids doing their internet hard man thing.
>nobody watching the cute tranner
bit mean lads
>>714284606I've been watching stream 2, it's been very ok.
>>714278247And yet I can't find one, where are they hiding
>>714283927Tell him they deserve the spotlight on stream 1
>>714284713i can't belive he fucking died
>>714283927Put all trannies through the table for donos
Anything Plum related happen?
>>714285396Turn on stream 3
>>714284606It's just been comfy Englishness hours, calling damage boosting a bit of a tickle and such.
>>714285449huh?? what the fuck??? has she fallen on hard enough times that she has to do THAT on stream?
Hard to stay awake during Pokemon races
Just got home.
Stream 1 seems reddit so i'll stay with 2 even tho thats a man
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RATE POKEMON SAPPHIRE RACE
>>714285865time's still going, you premature ejacurater
>>714285935One guy already won, fuck off it's over.
>>714279002Qrd on metaphor?
>>714285865>it's a runner never recover raceZZZ
>>714285995it was a metaphor for being bad at videogames
>>714285865C
>>714285995Shit game and run split for some reason, wasn't good in either half.
>>714285979He can still win retard
>>714285995It's a long RPG that they split into 2 parts so it's basically tailor made to be hated here
>>714285865B it was fine. Some parts were very anus clenching.
>>714286020fuck, those are the worst. Glad I skipped this run
>>714285865ZZZ, default rating for pokemon runs
>>714286090No, as in, one guy literally already had finished the run while the other guy was still doing the final battle. It was OVER OVER.
>>714283315>microshorts>fanny packOnly if your definition of adventure means riding the cock carousel
>>714286178it ain't over over before it's really over over
Wtf is this, end the run ffs. I wanna see Mirrors Edge kino
wtf are you retards doing here?
One man was destined to win
Rigged fucking run
Not real
Cheated
No way it's a genuine shiny
Guy on the left has his shit rigged
>>714285865F for cheating
I fucking told you it was rigged
I knew it.
Am i the only one watching the tranny playing Cyberpunk?
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>manipulation to have a 1-frame trick to have a shiny
That's hella lame if you ask me
>>714286435The newkids don't see anything wrong with going around drawing as much attention as possible, especially since it makes them feel big and powerful.
actually rigged, holy fucking gay
>>714286647He said it sorta was. It was rigged so that there was a one frame window to get the shiny, but he did have to hit the window.
>>714286614>>714286512RNG manipulation in a pokemon run?
WTF admin he's cheating
>>714286647Yes, pre-determined Trainer ID + soft reset + frame count to get the specific encounter with 31 IV Shiny
Please don't tell me /v/ is idiotic enough to believe that was a real shiny after they changed saves like that.
>ITT people in this thread don't know how rng manip for shiny hunting works
>>714286861>4chan is full of retardswho would have guessed
>people need to know everything about every game
>>714286861They cheated everyone knows you're not allowed to use exploits in a speedrun
IT SAYS GLITCHLESS
>>714286861>>714286930can one of you tell Miko, she's been fishing for weeks for a shiny Magikarp
why are they doing glitches
just start mirrors edge
Why are they still playing Pokemon? It's over
>>714287034Easier to do it in one of the games that has chain fishing, I used to farm the shit out of shiny Magikarp on X.
>>714287034>steals someone else's gimmick years laterWhat a soulless fucking whore
Hey there /v/, how's biz going?
>>714287126you can say they’re mirror edging you
>>714287265>people paid for thissome people don't deserve money
end this fucking pokemon run! I wanna see Mirrors Edge!
wow this is absolutely insane this is the craziest pokemon run ever
>>714287526let's beat this anon up after he finishes watching the run
>>714287526I'll fucking piss in your ears you dumb shit
>>714285865C
It was decent for a Pokemon run
>>714286339>the little fuckable snatch scurried offa shame, i was just about to start rubbing my dick
>>714287472Please refrain from posting Susan
>very few fatties
eurochads i kneel
I'm excited for a glitch-free mirror's edge run
>>714287793>manlets everywhere
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Edward Furlong looking good these days.
>>714282037>Got a 3 day ban (the rest of the event, no appeals) for answering anon's doujin question with no link or image whatsoeverThoroughly homosexual. I'll take my ban evasion ban too. Enjoy the event, lads.
>>714288229Welcome to ESA, where the bans flow like pisswater.
>>714288229Didn't know the jannies were so fucking pozzed. Can't even name a doujin now?
>>7142877932/4 of the interview people are overweight and the other 2 are underweight
why do mods hate esa threads so much? is it as bad in gdq?
What is ESA's equivalent to the chair sniffing incident?
>>714288459The hair sniffer.
>>714288383they've really undergone a Metamorphosis
>>714288229please stay on topic :)
>>714288569It is about video game culture, though.
>nobody has run manipless R&S
If only I didn't give away my cart, I'd buy a kit for the DS today.
>>714288459The unwanted hugger, the rapist, Ben's penis, and the rug sweeper.
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How did it feel seeing THE KING return to our screens?
>>714288650A doujin of the game and character in the stream, no less.
>>714288383>Didn't know the jannies were so fucking pozzedare you new
>>714288509>it actually counts all the way downlight chuckle
>>714288509I waited the whole timer to see if something happened at the end. I was not disappointed.
>>714288459The German's rampage (hugging Celina, posting his dick in the thread, writing "cum in plum" on the posters)
>>714288746atleast let it finish
B btw
>>714288817I completely forgot about her. Where is she at?
>>714288994Stream 2 can be really special
Maybe FFIX
>>714289109>I completely forgotOH NO!
>>714289109She is the reason there was no winter 2025 :v)
She was literally raped by staff by being forced to wear revealing clothing.
>>714288994What was this about again?
>>714288125Euros are the tallest people.
>>714289109It's happening to anon. WE NEED TO DONATE NOW.
>>714289109She still does stuff at NSG and I think she sometimes shows up to BSG or UKSG.
>>714289249a german autist, an autistic german, a german german, an autistic autist
I've quite liked this ESA. Miles better than both 2024s, which I know is a low bar as they were dog shit. But I've enjoyed it.
>>714289407You posted the same thing four times. Are you okay anon?
Sneedenal looking BLOATED
>SGDQ next week
finally REAL runs soon
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>>714289549Real runs don't start until Dogwater
Oh, this is going to be another one of those race speedruns where one of the runners falls 10 minutes behind
>>714289549as real as the women who attend
Finally some fucking speedy runs. Mirrors Edge has never disappointed me at these events. Hoping for it to keep up that streak
>another race
Sleepy sleep time
>>714289658would hang out with /10
>>714289549finally
>unchecked troonpostingREAL
>retarded "stay hydrated" ritualpostruns
>caveman memessoon
>Greetings from Germany.
uuuuhhhh I'm mirrors edging
>>714289621Son of a submariner you got me
>no energy for the bias team
that's the only job they have for this gimmick
>>714289658what are their classes?
guaranteed sss run coming up
>>714289741And
>10 THOUSAND DOLLARS FROM THE YETEEEEEEEE
>>714289817>>714289694I'm gonna quote you both if it sucks
>>714289658Look like the guild will fall apart within the week, the wife of one of the middle manager-looking asshats in the middle will sleep with somebody else in the party.
>>7142897982 dwarves, a halfling, and an elf
>>714289817more like guaranteed ass run
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/ournigga/ in the audience in stream 2
>already a complete blowout
Races are gay
>>714289798Warrior, Fighter, Mage, Thief
>>714289549I haven't watched GDQ in a decade and I don't intend to start anytime soon
>>714290010Does he ever sleep?
>>714288994I'm about to reupload this run too. I think that covers everything, if any other runs aren't on Youtube that should be archived, let me know.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsMvKnB7m6NR8InrfB2TJtkFalFv_pocv&jct=FiVGsd0MRhLGb6KsHIH0ct5GISkR6w
>>714290010>ournwordI only see 3 white dudes on that stream.
>>714290183 He never sleeps. He says that he will never die...
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>he's actually catching up. Impressive
what's the significance of donations for this run?
>>714290183They say he'll never sleep as long as there are speedruns to watch
>>714290468Donate for commentary bias
>>714290468Whatever team is in the donation lead gets commentary bias
>>714289658>>714289798Fat Mage, Boogermancer, Tall Warlock, Fairy Warrior
>>714290468peanut gallery changes sides to hyping up the other guy
>We're now halfway through ESA
I went to bed.
Did I miss any Plums?
>>714290616>only $27kDead event
>>714290696And that's a good thing.
>>714290696Europe is expensive.
>>714290696is it eurocoins or goyllars?
>>714287034I don't even need to look it up but I'm sure this is vtuber trash. Containment board, now, thirdie
>>714290616When do the runs start getting good
>>714290696Good, they deserve it.
>>714290696It's not GDQ, 22 and 23 were outliers as well.
>all these failed skips
Europe isn't sending their best...
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>2 dedicated commentators
>barely explain any of the tricks
>just make bad jokes and say "this trick is really difficult"
Why didn't Myths play it safe when Silver lost a minute on the same skip
>overestimate
how, what happened?
>>714291158It's a meme run.
How did they even fuck this up lmao
>oh a cool game being run
>4 player race
>oh a cool game being run
>randomizer
>oh a cool game being run
>100 percent 3 hour run
>oh a cool game being run
>any percent but theyre just skipping the entire game
I feel like ESA always finds a way to make every run immediately uninteresting and gimmicky
>>714291527why are you watching it
>>714291527IM CHIPPIN' OUT
> wrong camera
> switches to full view of wrong camera
based.
>>714290696They're doing better than Summer 2024.
>This time Summer 2024 was 21k, source is this video which was on at this time last year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6scrO1v61Q and https://horaro.org/esa/2024-summerBut they're still WAY down from this time 2023 which was 41k: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5EG4eWyYx0 and https://horaro.org/esa/2023-summer1
>INGERLUND flag
>jeet
Can't make this shit up
I could do better commentary than this
>>714291813Give us a vocaroo sample
>>714291772something about jeets and trains
>>714291716Took a year off to get their shit together,
Didn't get their shit together.
Rate Cyperpunk: Phantom Ovaries
Fuck, I didn't realize this was going on. I already missed half the shit I would have wanted to watch.
>>714291879Well yeah they made no changes except bringing back stream 2 and bringing back 24 hours which was clearly to placate the mases. However those are the two changes I actually cared about so I'm cool with changing nothing else.
>>714291879>Took a year off to get their shit togetherOnly on paper, it was really just about laying low till the drama blew over.
>>714292003Don't forget GDQ starting after this.
>>714292003Guess you'll need to wait 9 months for the vods to get posted to YouTube.
>>714292003GDQ and then ASM are coming up right after ESA.
>>714291996B
Game was whatever but the tranny and his friend were very nice on commentary
>>714291915That was the last one so far iirc
>>714292069Took a year off to sweep everything under the rug, ban all their critics, and put on the illusion that it was to improve the event.
Too bad they lost most of the fundraising team, used ChatGPT to make the schedule, and still kept Edenal and Planks in charge.
>>714292357Migger it's only page 9
>$500 donation
>fence sitting cuck
>>714292094>ASMNice, was pleasantly surprised by it last year
>>714292094>3 weeks of speedrunsyay
>>714292107>tranny>good commentaryThose or mutually exclusive you know that right?
>>714292387Everyone wants to be a migger until it's time to do migger shit
>>714292069In reality it was to find more tech crew fun fact.
>>714291996D
didn't like the couch plus over estimate
>>714292450Did you see the run?
>>714292363They were throwing the teams out anyway, that was a big chunk of the shit going on behind closed doors, Edenal and Planks didn't like team leads rejecting their stupid ideas for being impractical or just bad.
>>714291996F
Didn't watch but I'm transphobic
I love these threads and posting with you all during these events. Sry just felt like telling you guys
>>714292687me too anon :)
>I don't wanna shit accidently
I would think not, that would be pretty awful to do on stream.
>>714292687inb4 this guy gets banned
>>714292687If you really felt that way you would have made a thread
>>714292687>>714292759>touching each other's posts like thatgay
This whole "commentary bias" gimmick thing would have been really cool with 2 commentators who were actually funny and informative
Any1 baking?
>>714293025this
>>714292687Same same.
Cozy times.
>>714292959We can do better than that
>>714292576>Lets have ChatGPT do the schedulegenius ideas
>>714292687Thanks, babe. You too.
>>714292363They pulled a classic take something away and bring it back and expect praise despite taking it away initially
>Remove 24 hours and stream 2>Big Backlash>Bring it back>"See we're LISTENING, we're making BIG changes">"I dunno what you're talking about my changes are liked, see everyones happy that stream 2 is back!"Those aren't changes, that's bringing back the status quo due to backlash. Removing stream 2 and 24 hours were the actual changes and people hated it.
that's what planks gets for not hiring me, I could have made kino lineups every time.
In Sound Mind was great - no I didn't finish it, why do you ask?
>>714293148Yeah, schedule balancing is a skill and a half, especially for shit like this, and they wanted rid of them because of petty ego issues.
ChatGPT isn't a fucking substitute.
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