Thread 714280296

HEY
Stop playing video games.
I've had enough of your STUPID video games.
Aren't you all a little old to be playing video games?

>>714280296 (OP)
No more games, Will

this is a completely unironic question
for men who don't play video games at all, sure not nearly as much as we do but not at all, but also don't have a demanding or high status job so they just get home tired without having accomplished much and need to relax, what do they actually do? say there are no new episodes of whatever TV show they watch. how can video games not be what you do?

>>714280487
U O Mii

>>714280750
Shut up

>>714280750
Awww, Anonymous you've got to kill your SELF

>>714280829
>>714280895
HEY
you don't respond to my post like that

>>714280296 (OP)
Based Uncle Phil.
Men need real pastimes, like watching the latest reality TV shows. Stuff that's acceptable to talk about round the water cooler.

>>714281168
Now wait a minute, buddy.
Would you please sit down?

>>714281308
no I'm not gonna sit down
I'm henry firth

>>714280296 (OP)
Anon, let me tell you something about video games:
Something about video games.

>>714280296 (OP)
That's right! Being an adult is all about responsibility and being miserable/mad - fun is forbidden, have 3 kids and a mortgage.

>>714282079
You can have fun, but that fun needs to be watching trash television and the nightly news, not playing trash games.

>real men need real hobbies
>like watching at least 10 hours of CNN a day while drinking alcohol of course

>>714282079
>>714282138
>>714282186
This is a black thing, isn't it?

>>714280296 (OP)
Once SKG gets those signatures, gamedev's GRANDCHILDREN will need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers

Pirate says he won't let me host servers in the game house.
How can he be so gay house?

>>714282706
Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to have a son?

Listen to me you big eared FREEF
You take your horny little ass
And you sign the petition
And you sign the petition
And you sign the petition
And you sign the petition
And you sign the petition

>>714282423
Nope lol.

Old people love CNN. My dad's grandparents are the same. You go by their house and the TV's on CNN.

>>714283053
I ain't got time.

>>714280750
Other hobbies, car guys, gardeners, gymcels, the more soulless of them do hustle grinding.

>>714283325
I said SIGN THE PETITION

>>714280750
>what else is there besides video games and TV????
Wow zoomers are cooked

>>714282423
You know why parents hate that their kids play video games all day? Because they're hogging the TV! Get the fuck off that Nintendo, Son, The Five is on!

>>714280750
For a lot of people doing work and projects around the house is relaxing, they derive a sense of pleasure from improving their life incrementally

It's time we discuss this petition, Anon discuss this petition.

>>714283967
Get off my back. YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!

>>714284096
Or anon is a laborer and is in too much physical pain after work to do anything else

>>714284781
Then I'd recommend a diet that isn't 7 11 food and stretching often at work

You're the best, /v/.
Would you sign my petition?

>>714280296 (OP)
>WILL
>IT'S ME THE GHOST OF JAMES AVERY
>YOUR WIFE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU
>YOUR KIDS ARE NO-TALENT LEECHES
>WILL
>WILL
>TONIGHT I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP

Yeah, I know what you're sayin'...

>>714284758
BOWL
BOWL
Videogames are not a BOWL

>>714285029
Not a chance

>>714285224
I think Heaven is this wonderful place where all the people are tables and Hell is this really awful place where all the tables are people.

>>714286015
I think Heaven is like a mix between a Dikekike video and... chicken and winigish
Like... You have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other

What the hell is this?

>>714285871
I HATE YOU

Mention that petition one more time, and I'm going to SKREWKS.

>>714287194
Petition

>>714280296 (OP)
>Aren't you all a little old to be playing video games?
My 94 year old grandfather still plays warcraft 2, like he has almost every day since 1995.

>>714287194
petition

>>714287194
Petition.

>long awaited sequel comes out and you hate it at first
>gradually grows on you until suddenly you know and love everything about it

>>714287194
https://files.catbox.moe/73l0tz.mp4

>>714287032
Shut up will

>>714286931
It's Stop Killing Games, dad.

>>714289628
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>714287661
based grandpa

>>714280296 (OP)
Uhh, GaaS in the garage?

>>714290063
*server shutdown*

>>714290803
WHAT?
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK

>>714290906
Anon it's just a petition

>>714280296 (OP)
3 part 1 is honestly sucks so much

>>714292013
I thought the same thing but it has started to grow on me

>>714292013
I didn't realize you were such a caunt.

>>714292013
I like it

>>714280296 (OP)
Anon, you gotta sign that man’s P E T I T I O N! Awh, he’s like beggin’, he’s like “awwhh, Anon, sign my PETITioooon."

>>714280296 (OP)
WE WAS RAOWABBED

>>714288923
but it isn't will?

I hate when people put their Nintendo on top of the TV so the cords hang right in front of the screen.

>>714295779
>*Put on ground* People constantly walk in front of the tv with a 30% chance to kick the console or trip over the cords
>*Put on top of tv*: have to deal with cords being in the way all the time
We really have it good now a days.

>>714295215
F U
NEPHEW

>>714295215
My fucking sides.

>>714295485
For 4 years I've been treating that anon like my own friend.
Whatever he needed whenever it was PANTS or CHICKEN, I was THERE for him

>>714298606
UR A FOO-
FOO

FOO

F O O -

>>714299383
F. O. E

Mr. Scott, you're opening statement.

>>714300381
Statement

>>714301192
But what about 3 Part 2?

>>714300762
Mr. Goldberg, you're opening statement.

>>714302134
Anon... This is service problem isn't it?

>>714280487
WHAT

>>714292013
*stabs you* breafmints

THERE GOES ROSS SCOTT
THE BIGGEST ASS THAT EVER LIVED
WHAT A DOUCHE

>>714302134
Your honor, this is a Jew thing isn't?

>>714300381
>>714302134
>you're
This is terrible. I'm retarded.

>>714282079
2.5 kids, a fence around your house, and a useless degree

>all these newfags
Sad to see

>>714302682
SKREWKS

You're hurting indie developers. Big companies have the money to keep running servers but games like WoW cost 100k per day. Solo MMO devs can't pay server costs indefinitely after all the players leave.

Oh good Anon you're here

>>714303249
Well good thing they're not forced to run the servers forever under SKG. Even something like a local multiplayer mode would work, or even better tools for players to host their own servers

NEW VIDEO IS SERVED
...BUT ITS MOLD

>>714303431
No

>game servers shut down
you swindled me

STOP THE COUNT

>>714303249
Well tough. shit. I don't care

Sign the petition or I'm gonna sit down.

>>714303989
kek

>>714287785
i would definitely sign that

>>714292013
You know what? Let's kill each other.

>>714303906
Mr. Maldavius has arrived.

>>714301395
3 part 2 got too big so it's just 4 now. I'm guessing he'll go back and rename 3 part 1 to just 3 when 4 is released.

>>714304515
I ain't got mana.

and then he slapped me with his penis!

Give me a signature man

STOP KILLING GAMES

DEVS WANT TO KILL THE GAMES
FILL OUR STREETS WITH GAMES
AND RUN A GAME KILLING OPERATION OUT OF THEIR GAMES

>>714308216
But dad aren't they killing games?

>>714308216
NUMBERS?!1

>>714308387
Honey they're all luls

>>714280818
No more vidya, will.

Uncle Fil killed all my games.

>>714313594
MORON

>>714313754
YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF

>>714314330
HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING

>>714314538
WEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH

GIVE ME ALL YOUR SIGNATURES

>>714281196
>>714290626
based? based on what?

Lunch is served, but it's milk

>>714314831
C'MON
C'MON
C'MON
C'MON

Mr. Critikal has arrived

>>714295215
KEK

>>714292013
It was never going to live up to the previous ones, but it's still really good.

Gimme a hug man

>>714315361
YES, videogames

If we are too old to play them you are too old to sell them

>>714280750
Apparently partying on yachts, or just networking at all times

Woaaahhh ohhh ohhh

>>714315384
It's time we discuss this petition.
Critikal, discuss this petition.
>duhh uhh uhhh
Critikal, you're absolutely right.
Asmongold, discuss this petition.
>EEEEeeEEeeeEEEeeEEE
Asmongold, you're absolutely right.

He don't come to visit me...

Ubisoft's on fire EW

>>714315384
Hey Mr. Critikal would you make me a sandwich?

>>714316101
You ok?

>LET'S HAVE THE SERVER BINARIES
>CMON
>CMON
>CMON
>CMON
>CMON
>CMON

>>714316714
lol

That's a nice ass game

Excuse me while I go die

I CAN'T PLAY!

>>714317224
Thanks a lot man

>Hey my customers can't play!
>Could be cuz you're an asshole.

see that guy over here? i think he is an ubisoft dev

>>714318450
so is he a cop?

>>714318450
(ubisoft accent) Euu are yeuuu?

>>714318450
Turn yourself in anon it's the only way!

>>714280296 (OP)
SHUT UP
BITCH

>>714318686
Ooeeoo am I? I'M A MOLD MAN with a short MOLD MAN

>>714319109
You piece of shit

Oh, check it out, uhhh, PIRATE SOFTWARE'S COMING ON!

>>714320438
TURN HIM OFF, TURN HIM OFF

WHEN CONCORD WAS A GAME
I WAS SCARED OF GAMES

>>714320438
do you like pirate software geoffrey?

>>714284096
>zoomers
>caring about jewish TV
haha retard

>I thought you liked playing my game.
>Yes I did 'til you killed all the servers, idiot.

Ross lives in Poland and has a Polish wife, how can I possibly trust him?

Stop Botting Signatures

>>714293432
>repressed desires to have a threesome with Hillary and Uncle Phil
Hey dad, time for dindins.

PHILIP BANKS you should KILL my GAMES

>>714293432
>Geoffrey represents the lack of food
Dinner is served! IT'S MILK! IT'S LEGAL!

>>714304545
He should leave it as 3 part 1 and then have part 4 subtitled Fesh Pince 3: part 2. Basically
>Fesh Pince
>Fesh Pince 2
>Fesh Pince 3: Part 1
>Fesh Pince 4: Fesh Pince 3: Part 2

>>714280750
Retards here don't know but ill tell ya
They drink beer while tv plays some slopma they don't really care about
Best case scenario something in their car is broken and they'll fix it(its or other things will break again in a few days)

>>714325150
I HATE YOU!

>>714325150
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

>>714325150
STOOPIT UNCLE FIL

>>714325150
Uncle Phil, you should kill yourself

>>714325150
HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUELHOUSE

>>714325150
YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY AND I WISH YOU WOULD DIE

>>714325150
YOU'RE... REALLY STUPIT

What's a woman?

>>714280750
>/v/irgins incapable of imagining a life filled with hobbies outside of video games and anime
actually grim. i always thought you guys were joking but you genuinely are like this. grim.

>>714315819
Every game from Ubisoft is made from 100% pee.
Exciting penis juice.
Ubisoft, play our piss.

phillip banks, kill yourself

>>714280750
my brother is a normalfag and apparently he plays pickleball and bets on sports games

>>714287681
SKREWKS

>>714325150
MORON

>>714318828
You're right.

We need STRENGTH
We need ENERGY
We need STRENERGY

>>714285029
What's a vidya?

>>714331940
I AM GOING TO BUILD A WALRUS

Fuck your father. fuck you nigga you're a PHONE

>>714332014
lemme tell you something about vidya
something about vidya

>>714335413
Vidya is a trip, Uncle Vee

What can you say about The Crew? It was The Crew?

Servers! They're legal!

>>714336059
Servers! Yes, servers!

The game's dead! Will!

>>714335664
What the heck can you say about The Crew?
Okay, somebody bury this.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could keep your games? What if you could fuck corporations?

DIE A VIOLENT DEATH

HIS GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS

>>714292013
I can see why people wouldn't be onboard with it, but as someone who is normally dismissive of revivals, I think Krobo nailed it. If I had any complaint, it was the callbacks since they did come off a bit as pandering.

I remember thinking "should I like this" on my first watch but realized I was already able to quote half the video and since then I consider it on par with his old stuff and rewatch it occasionally all the same. Excited as fuck for part 4 and I'm glad he's taking his time.

I'm Ross Scott.

You really need a woman G

>>714340624
Mr. Scott, could you please sit down?

>>714340624
I'm SUPER Ross Scott.

>>714280750
yell at wife and children, drink beer

When are we going to admit he was right about everything?

>>714343928
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK? YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER

>>714292013
FU
NEPHEW

>>714343847
yell at wife, drink beer, life good
got it

>>714280750
Most people have limited brain capacity and prefer hands-on, physical activities. They play card games, fish, hike, drink, go to clubs, have casual sex, make stuff (sew, whittle, etc.), fix stuff in the house, do drugs, etc.

Slightly smarter people watch TikTok and read fake news headlines all day.

>>714280750
You'll have the better part of ten faggots saying they're hobbies are better and unironically play shit like magic the gathering or theater kid dnd.

>>714343928
Do you know how disappointing it is
TO HAVE A /V/ POSTER?

>>714344973
>I'm Anonymous and I'm STUPID
Anonymous
SUKCS

>>714345209
WEEEW

>>714280296 (OP)
>Aren't you all a little old to be playing video games?
We are closer to 2050 than we are to 2000.

>>714281308
That goes against everything I stand for.

Will you stop talking about your STUPID PETITION?
IF IT'S SO IMPORTANT GO SIGN IT AND OF IT'S SIGNED YOU CAN SHUT UP

>>714349513
You read it
You read it and you read it
And I want you to read it

>>714280296 (OP)
Not until dad fixes the air conditioner in the poolhouse

>>714349513
Keep
Signing
Boy

>>714349513
SIGN BOBBY SIGN

>>714280296 (OP)
PIRATE CRAPPED IN THE FORCE FIELD

>>714280750
Holy shit, you ACTUALLY can't imagine living without video games. Un-fucking-believable.

Now this is a story all about this little dev that lived in washington, right? And he was the prettiest little dev that you ever seen in your life
And right next to him lived this filthy mcmolden dude! And he wanted his server, right?
So one day the dude was about to keep it on, right? The young boy said no, you can eat my whole ass
So the molden dude patched moss into his SaaS, and gamed out his DRM
And do know why?
Because the molden dude had a million-headed cause!

>>714352281
lmao

Don't care, still signed.

>>714352646
SILENCE! I need to think a long, long time about just what I'm going to do with you, in the middle of the night!

>>714280296 (OP)
PILLOWY MOUNDS OF MASHED POTATOES

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

You really need a woman /v/.

>>714354415
Who cares what you think, YOU ARE NOT MY MODDER

>>714352646
>Don't care, still signed.

EULA ME

>>714280750
If you work with your brain, you should rest with your hands.

I barely play vidya anymore, just some Factorio now and then, because DIY displaced it. I'm mostly done renovating a house I bought and I'm getting into building furniture now.

>>714355134
YOU DUMB BITCHES
YOU STooOOoOPID FUCKING BITCHES