HEY
Stop playing video games.
I've had enough of your STUPID video games.
Aren't you all a little old to be playing video games?
>>714280296 (OP)No more games, Will
this is a completely unironic question
for men who don't play video games at all, sure not nearly as much as we do but not at all, but also don't have a demanding or high status job so they just get home tired without having accomplished much and need to relax, what do they actually do? say there are no new episodes of whatever TV show they watch. how can video games not be what you do?
>>714280750Awww, Anonymous you've got to kill your SELF
>>714280829>>714280895HEY
you don't respond to my post like that
>>714280296 (OP)Based Uncle Phil.
Men need real pastimes, like watching the latest reality TV shows. Stuff that's acceptable to talk about round the water cooler.
>>714281168Now wait a minute, buddy.
Would you please sit down?
>>714281308no I'm not gonna sit down
I'm henry firth
>>714280296 (OP)Anon, let me tell you something about video games:
Something about video games.
bro
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>>714280296 (OP)That's right! Being an adult is all about responsibility and being miserable/mad - fun is forbidden, have 3 kids and a mortgage.
>>714282079You can have fun, but that fun needs to be watching trash television and the nightly news, not playing trash games.
>real men need real hobbies
>like watching at least 10 hours of CNN a day while drinking alcohol of course
>>714280296 (OP)Once SKG gets those signatures, gamedev's GRANDCHILDREN will need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers
Pirate says he won't let me host servers in the game house.
How can he be so gay house?
>>714282706Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to have a son?
Listen to me you big eared FREEF
You take your horny little ass
And you sign the petition
And you sign the petition
And you sign the petition
And you sign the petition
And you sign the petition
>>714282423Nope lol.
Old people love CNN. My dad's grandparents are the same. You go by their house and the TV's on CNN.
>>714283053I ain't got time.
>>714280750Other hobbies, car guys, gardeners, gymcels, the more soulless of them do hustle grinding.
>>714283325I said SIGN THE PETITION
>>714280750>what else is there besides video games and TV????Wow zoomers are cooked
>>714282423You know why parents hate that their kids play video games all day? Because they're hogging the TV! Get the fuck off that Nintendo, Son, The Five is on!
>>714280750For a lot of people doing work and projects around the house is relaxing, they derive a sense of pleasure from improving their life incrementally
It's time we discuss this petition, Anon discuss this petition.
>>714283967Get off my back. YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!
>>714284096Or anon is a laborer and is in too much physical pain after work to do anything else
>>714284781Then I'd recommend a diet that isn't 7 11 food and stretching often at work
You're the best, /v/.
Would you sign my petition?
>>714280296 (OP)>WILL>IT'S ME THE GHOST OF JAMES AVERY>YOUR WIFE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU>YOUR KIDS ARE NO-TALENT LEECHES>WILL>WILL>TONIGHT I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP
Yeah, I know what you're sayin'...
>>714284758BOWL
BOWL
Videogames are not a BOWL
>>714285224I think Heaven is this wonderful place where all the people are tables and Hell is this really awful place where all the tables are people.
>>714286015I think Heaven is like a mix between a Dikekike video and... chicken and winigish
Like... You have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other
Mention that petition one more time, and I'm going to SKREWKS.
>>714280296 (OP)>Aren't you all a little old to be playing video games?My 94 year old grandfather still plays warcraft 2, like he has almost every day since 1995.
>long awaited sequel comes out and you hate it at first
>gradually grows on you until suddenly you know and love everything about it
>>714287194https://files.catbox.moe/73l0tz.mp4
>>714286931It's Stop Killing Games, dad.
>>714289628HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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>>714280296 (OP)Uhh, GaaS in the garage?
>>714290063*server shutdown*
>>714290803WHAT?
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK
>>714290906Anon it's just a petition
>>714280296 (OP)3 part 1 is honestly sucks so much
>>714292013I thought the same thing but it has started to grow on me
>>714292013I didn't realize you were such a caunt.
>>714280296 (OP)Anon, you gotta sign that man’s P E T I T I O N! Awh, he’s like beggin’, he’s like “awwhh, Anon, sign my PETITioooon."
>>714280296 (OP)WE WAS RAOWABBED
>>714288923but it isn't will?
I hate when people put their Nintendo on top of the TV so the cords hang right in front of the screen.
>>714295779>*Put on ground* People constantly walk in front of the tv with a 30% chance to kick the console or trip over the cords>*Put on top of tv*: have to deal with cords being in the way all the timeWe really have it good now a days.
>>714295215My fucking sides.
>>714295485For 4 years I've been treating that anon like my own friend.
Whatever he needed whenever it was PANTS or CHICKEN, I was THERE for him
>>714298606UR A FOO-
FOO
FOO
F O O -
Mr. Scott, you're opening statement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtv2oPcQg64
>>714301192But what about 3 Part 2?
>>714300762Mr. Goldberg, you're opening statement.
>>714302134Anon... This is service problem isn't it?
>>714292013*stabs you* breafmints
THERE GOES ROSS SCOTT
THE BIGGEST ASS THAT EVER LIVED
WHAT A DOUCHE
>>714302134Your honor, this is a Jew thing isn't?
>>714300381>>714302134>you'reThis is terrible. I'm retarded.
>>7142820792.5 kids, a fence around your house, and a useless degree
>all these newfags
Sad to see
You're hurting indie developers. Big companies have the money to keep running servers but games like WoW cost 100k per day. Solo MMO devs can't pay server costs indefinitely after all the players leave.
>>714303249Well good thing they're not forced to run the servers forever under SKG. Even something like a local multiplayer mode would work, or even better tools for players to host their own servers
NEW VIDEO IS SERVED
...BUT ITS MOLD
>game servers shut down
you swindled me
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STOP THE COUNT
viv
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>>714303249Well tough. shit. I don't care
Sign the petition or I'm gonna sit down.
>>714287785i would definitely sign that
>>714292013You know what? Let's kill each other.
>>714303906Mr. Maldavius has arrived.
>>7143013953 part 2 got too big so it's just 4 now. I'm guessing he'll go back and rename 3 part 1 to just 3 when 4 is released.
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>>714304515I ain't got mana.
and then he slapped me with his penis!
STOP KILLING GAMES
DEVS WANT TO KILL THE GAMES
FILL OUR STREETS WITH GAMES
AND RUN A GAME KILLING OPERATION OUT OF THEIR GAMES
>>714308216But dad aren't they killing games?
>>714308387Honey they're all luls
>>714280818No more vidya, will.
Uncle Fil killed all my games.
>>714313754YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF
>>714314330HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING
>>714314538WEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
GIVE ME ALL YOUR SIGNATURES
Lunch is served, but it's milk
>>714314831C'MON
C'MON
C'MON
C'MON
lmao
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>>714292013It was never going to live up to the previous ones, but it's still really good.
>>714315361YES, videogames
If we are too old to play them you are too old to sell them
>>714280750Apparently partying on yachts, or just networking at all times
>>714315384It's time we discuss this petition.
Critikal, discuss this petition.
>duhh uhh uhhhCritikal, you're absolutely right.
Asmongold, discuss this petition.
>EEEEeeEEeeeEEEeeEEEAsmongold, you're absolutely right.
He don't come to visit me...
>>714315384Hey Mr. Critikal would you make me a sandwich?
>LET'S HAVE THE SERVER BINARIES
>CMON
>CMON
>CMON
>CMON
>CMON
>CMON
>>714317224Thanks a lot man
>Hey my customers can't play!
>Could be cuz you're an asshole.
see that guy over here? i think he is an ubisoft dev
>>714318450so is he a cop?
>>714318450(ubisoft accent) Euu are yeuuu?
>>714318450Turn yourself in anon it's the only way!
>>714318686Ooeeoo am I? I'M A MOLD MAN with a short MOLD MAN
>>714319109You piece of shit
Oh, check it out, uhhh, PIRATE SOFTWARE'S COMING ON!
>>714320438TURN HIM OFF, TURN HIM OFF
WHEN CONCORD WAS A GAME
I WAS SCARED OF GAMES
>>714320438do you like pirate software geoffrey?
>>714284096>zoomers>caring about jewish TVhaha retard
>I thought you liked playing my game.
>Yes I did 'til you killed all the servers, idiot.
Ross lives in Poland and has a Polish wife, how can I possibly trust him?
>>714293432>repressed desires to have a threesome with Hillary and Uncle PhilHey dad, time for dindins.
PHILIP BANKS you should KILL my GAMES
>>714293432>Geoffrey represents the lack of foodDinner is served! IT'S MILK! IT'S LEGAL!
>>714304545He should leave it as 3 part 1 and then have part 4 subtitled Fesh Pince 3: part 2. Basically
>Fesh Pince>Fesh Pince 2>Fesh Pince 3: Part 1>Fesh Pince 4: Fesh Pince 3: Part 2
>>714280750Retards here don't know but ill tell ya
They drink beer while tv plays some slopma they don't really care about
Best case scenario something in their car is broken and they'll fix it(its or other things will break again in a few days)
>>714325150YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
>>714325150STOOPIT UNCLE FIL
>>714325150Uncle Phil, you should kill yourself
>>714325150HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUELHOUSE
>>714325150YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY AND I WISH YOU WOULD DIE
>>714325150YOU'RE... REALLY STUPIT
>>714280750>/v/irgins incapable of imagining a life filled with hobbies outside of video games and animeactually grim. i always thought you guys were joking but you genuinely are like this. grim.
>>714315819Every game from Ubisoft is made from 100% pee.
Exciting penis juice.
Ubisoft, play our piss.
phillip banks, kill yourself
>>714280750my brother is a normalfag and apparently he plays pickleball and bets on sports games
We need STRENGTH
We need ENERGY
We need STRENERGY
geooeg
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>>714285029What's a vidya?
>>714331940I AM GOING TO BUILD A WALRUS
Fuck your father. fuck you nigga you're a PHONE
>>714332014lemme tell you something about vidya
something about vidya
>>714335413Vidya is a trip, Uncle Vee
What can you say about The Crew? It was The Crew?
>>714336059Servers! Yes, servers!
>>714335664What the heck can you say about The Crew?
Okay, somebody bury this.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could keep your games? What if you could fuck corporations?
HIS GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS
>>714292013I can see why people wouldn't be onboard with it, but as someone who is normally dismissive of revivals, I think Krobo nailed it. If I had any complaint, it was the callbacks since they did come off a bit as pandering.
I remember thinking "should I like this" on my first watch but realized I was already able to quote half the video and since then I consider it on par with his old stuff and rewatch it occasionally all the same. Excited as fuck for part 4 and I'm glad he's taking his time.
You really need a woman G
>>714340624Mr. Scott, could you please sit down?
>>714340624I'm SUPER Ross Scott.
>>714280750yell at wife and children, drink beer
When are we going to admit he was right about everything?
>>714343928WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK? YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER
stupit
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>>714343847yell at wife, drink beer, life good
got it
>>714280750Most people have limited brain capacity and prefer hands-on, physical activities. They play card games, fish, hike, drink, go to clubs, have casual sex, make stuff (sew, whittle, etc.), fix stuff in the house, do drugs, etc.
Slightly smarter people watch TikTok and read fake news headlines all day.
>>714280750You'll have the better part of ten faggots saying they're hobbies are better and unironically play shit like magic the gathering or theater kid dnd.
>>714343928Do you know how disappointing it is
TO HAVE A /V/ POSTER?
>>714344973>I'm Anonymous and I'm STUPIDAnonymous
SUKCS
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>>714280296 (OP)>Aren't you all a little old to be playing video games?We are closer to 2050 than we are to 2000.
>>714281308That goes against everything I stand for.
Will you stop talking about your STUPID PETITION?
IF IT'S SO IMPORTANT GO SIGN IT AND OF IT'S SIGNED YOU CAN SHUT UP
>>714349513You read it
You read it and you read it
And I want you to read it
>>714280296 (OP)Not until dad fixes the air conditioner in the poolhouse
>>714349513Keep
Signing
Boy
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>>714349513SIGN BOBBY SIGN
>>714280296 (OP)PIRATE CRAPPED IN THE FORCE FIELD
>>714280750Holy shit, you ACTUALLY can't imagine living without video games. Un-fucking-believable.
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Now this is a story all about this little dev that lived in washington, right? And he was the prettiest little dev that you ever seen in your life
And right next to him lived this filthy mcmolden dude! And he wanted his server, right?
So one day the dude was about to keep it on, right? The young boy said no, you can eat my whole ass
So the molden dude patched moss into his SaaS, and gamed out his DRM
And do know why?
Because the molden dude had a million-headed cause!
Don't care, still signed.
>>714352646SILENCE! I need to think a long, long time about just what I'm going to do with you, in the middle of the night!
>>714280296 (OP)PILLOWY MOUNDS OF MASHED POTATOES
You really need a woman /v/.
>>714354415Who cares what you think, YOU ARE NOT MY MODDER
>>714352646>Don't care, still signed.
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EULA ME
>>714280750If you work with your brain, you should rest with your hands.
I barely play vidya anymore, just some Factorio now and then, because DIY displaced it. I'm mostly done renovating a house I bought and I'm getting into building furniture now.
>>714355134YOU DUMB BITCHES
YOU STooOOoOPID FUCKING BITCHES
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