how would the creator of the first resident evil game react if you told them that they were gonna add a big titty vampire lady in one of the future games with damning evidence

probably masturbate

>>714292857 (OP)
we need more sexual horror like her

I love being chased by monster women w a boner while scared of em

>>714292857 (OP)
Her face is ugly.

>>714292857 (OP)
>They thought this was scary

>>714292857 (OP)
SOLLY ME NO SPEAK ENGRISH

I love mommy Dimitrescu so much it's unreal

>>714293558
either that or they simply sprinkled in some sex appeal

>>714293412
Does the monster woman have the boner or you?

>>714292857 (OP)
I want to see Lady Dimitrescu scissoring Hasshakusama

>>714294794
me nigga
I want their meat folds to consume me

>>714292857 (OP)
I wish she would chase me the entire game in different clothing. or worn clothing the more she gets hit

>>714295805
you're a freak, man.

My wife Donna.

Miranda > Rosemary > Mia > last village girl > Umber Eyes > Donna > fly whores > Alcina

>>714295321
... what happens if you let her catch you?

>>714292857 (OP)
Ouuuuuuuuuhhhhh ToT

Why didn't Miranda just have Ethan's babies?

>>714299739
Ethan didn't even notice that Mia was gone, that means Miranda is a god-tier tradwife.

>>714298345
You mean MY wife Donna.

>>714293412
There is a decent horror h game series I can't remember what it's called. Hide and seek something

>>714297239
indubitably, but pretty tame compared to the faggots on here

>>714299535

I need this

>>714292857 (OP)
Take note of how there are no toilets in Castle Dimitrescu.
If I were Ethan and had just got caught by Lady Dimitrescu, I'd immediately get on my knees and vow my unending servitude to her. She'd likely ask what use I, a man-thing, would have to her. I'd point out the lack of toilets in her home, and she would reluctantly agree, seeing as how she's probably tired of using the bathtub.
It would take some adjustment. Lady Dimitrescu is a frequent wine drinker, so drinking her piss would be something I would have to do multiple times an hour, but that's not the delicacy. No, while her golden nectar is divine, it's the other one I crave.
Her heavenly chocolate.
Due to her size, her poo would be massive, and there would be a lot of it. I don't know what her diet is, and it doesn't matter. I would submit, as I promised, and would gladly chow down on her caviar. She would likely laugh and mock me as her fudge hole winks at me, but I'm in heaven, and I love the Lady.

And that isn't even factoring in her daughters.

>>714302990

>>714302990
What are you talking about? She has a chamber pot. That counts as an old timey toilet. Uncultured.

>>714292857 (OP)
>them
>would
Nigga, Tokuro Fujiwara is still very much alive and if you really wanted to know, you'd ask him.

>>714302990
Goddamit! I hate Germans so much!

>>714302990
Do vampires even shit?

>>714299739
That was the original plan, get pregnant with Chadthens child and use it as Evas resurrection vessel. Unfortunately Chris found out and tried to kill her before her ovulation date and she had to resort to plan b.

>>714299739
why didn't ethan just reject his bitch wife and stayed with his eldritch goth mommy gf

>>714306683
Hopefully

>>714292857 (OP)
I don't think Mikami would mind that much

>>714302990

>>714308505
>OP: 'Who's Mikami?'