>>714292857 (OP)
Take note of how there are no toilets in Castle Dimitrescu.
If I were Ethan and had just got caught by Lady Dimitrescu, I'd immediately get on my knees and vow my unending servitude to her. She'd likely ask what use I, a man-thing, would have to her. I'd point out the lack of toilets in her home, and she would reluctantly agree, seeing as how she's probably tired of using the bathtub.
It would take some adjustment. Lady Dimitrescu is a frequent wine drinker, so drinking her piss would be something I would have to do multiple times an hour, but that's not the delicacy. No, while her golden nectar is divine, it's the other one I crave.
Her heavenly chocolate.
Due to her size, her poo would be massive, and there would be a lot of it. I don't know what her diet is, and it doesn't matter. I would submit, as I promised, and would gladly chow down on her caviar. She would likely laugh and mock me as her fudge hole winks at me, but I'm in heaven, and I love the Lady.
And that isn't even factoring in her daughters.
