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Anonymous No.714305762 >>714306480 >>714307071 >>714307204 >>714307285 >>714307364 >>714307792 >>714308364 >>714308668 >>714308879 >>714309217 >>714310871 >>714310883 >>714311089 >>714311174 >>714311516 >>714311880 >>714312589 >>714312969 >>714313821 >>714314051 >>714314479 >>714315354 >>714315554 >>714315586 >>714315874 >>714316373 >>714317151 >>714317185 >>714317273 >>714318367 >>714322173 >>714322259 >>714322264 >>714326635 >>714328235 >>714332339 >>714333129 >>714333534 >>714333535 >>714338729 >>714340428 >>714340593 >>714340779 >>714341646 >>714342128 >>714342143 >>714342496 >>714344106 >>714344337 >>714347768 >>714348926 >>714349328 >>714352198 >>714361589 >>714363317 >>714363456 >>714363532 >>714364439 >>714385541 >>714390057 >>714390653 >>714396830 >>714398924 >>714403663
Chuds stay winning.
Anonymous No.714306418 >>714308668 >>714315902 >>714317185 >>714317278 >>714318491 >>714318639 >>714322173 >>714328235 >>714332263 >>714340807 >>714350429 >>714355289 >>714358029 >>714361589 >>714381141 >>714400336
Fable dead
saucy No.714306480
>>714305762 (OP)
I'm finally free
Anonymous No.714306608 >>714318826
Thank fucking god. Stop digging up old series and desecrating them.
Anonymous No.714307071 >>714311430 >>714358082
>>714305762 (OP)
They had the easiest job
Make a game like PD64, or hell like Timesplitters
Nobody asked to make this a gorillion dollar AAAA game made by 5 devs
Anonymous No.714307204
>>714305762 (OP)
Womp womp.
Anonymous No.714307285 >>714307604 >>714308208 >>714308489 >>714311882 >>714315085 >>714322484 >>714341419 >>714363209 >>714366009 >>714366885 >>714391176 >>714391664 >>714394521
>>714305762 (OP)
what was her name again?
Anonymous No.714307364 >>714335925
>>714305762 (OP)
Holy shit, great news, thanks God.
Chud always win, total jew and leftie death. Praise kekimus.
Anonymous No.714307412 >>714316051
I’m so tired of winning by doing nothing bros…
Anonymous No.714307429 >>714308773
She won. Her legacy won't be tarnished.
Anonymous No.714307538
Wtf? I thought that was gonna be a Superman game.
Anonymous No.714307545 >>714321924
Saved from a collosal failure. Perfect Dark was more futuristic at its core with unique novelty weapons like the briefcase gun. It also wasn't afraid of being silly with Elvis involved. The latest game reminded me of that horrible 360 game.
Anonymous No.714307604
>>714307285
Jean Light
Anonymous No.714307792
>>714305762 (OP)
Everything about this game screamed disaster from pretty much the second it was announced, glad they're shelving the IP, hopefully if they ever retry it'll be a lot closer to the tone and vibe of the original.
Anonymous No.714307823 >>714307915 >>714308284 >>714311092 >>714311534 >>714314765 >>714315491 >>714315632 >>714315687 >>714317515 >>714322173 >>714325412 >>714334421 >>714349920 >>714358151 >>714358883 >>714362325 >>714364289 >>714382174 >>714384797 >>714392557 >>714394972
>the flop jaw
Anonymous No.714307915 >>714314061
>>714307823
BOLT VANDERHUGE
Anonymous No.714308079
That Perfect Dark remake looked completely directionless
Anonymous No.714308208
>>714307285
Jawanna Dark
Anonymous No.714308284
>>714307823
She looks like Prince Charming
Anonymous No.714308364
>>714305762 (OP)
NEOVAGINA SISTERS WTF HAPPENED
Anonymous No.714308392 >>714308929 >>714309338 >>714313462 >>714321924 >>714344405 >>714350758 >>714363234
holy fuck, it's real: https://www.ign.com/articles/perfect-dark-reboot-canceled-and-xbox-developer-the-initiative-closed-as-part-of-devastating-microsoft-layoffs

And it's sad :/ I really wanted a modern Goldeneye/PD style FPS game with objectives and shit. Man jaw aside.
Anonymous No.714308472 >>714308587 >>714309692
i thought this looked promising...
Anonymous No.714308489
>>714307285
B.J Blascowicz
Anonymous No.714308550
Based.
Hope everyone involved was executed too.
Anonymous No.714308587 >>714309183 >>714309692 >>714321924
>>714308472
yeah me to, what's sad is that this means we'll never see another Perfect Dark game for the rest of our lives. Just sad.
Anonymous No.714308668 >>714316537 >>714317537
>>714305762 (OP)
>>714306418
Anonymous No.714308773 >>714309104 >>714329492 >>714349557 >>714358258
>>714307429
>Her legacy won't be tarnished
what is Perfect Dark Zero
Anonymous No.714308783
Fuck
Anonymous No.714308879
>>714305762 (OP)
Looks like Microsoft took the initiative
Anonymous No.714308929
>>714308392
I recall hearing that the new PD would've been an immersive sim. That genre is cursed so perhaps it was for the best that they cancelled it.
Anonymous No.714308934
All i remember about this title is that i got fatigued by MC yapping by the end of gameplay showcase
Anonymous No.714309006
Sweet, some good news. Hope they cancel more and more of these tranny led projects and get some actual dudes back in the dev teams.
Anonymous No.714309104 >>714309251 >>714329228 >>714363652
>>714308773
Please.

"Destroying a legacy" used to just mean "putting out a mediocre product". Nowadays it means making the worst thing you can even think of. There's no comparison between how bad reboots are now compared to how they were.
Anonymous No.714309131
Oh hey I was just trolling on the steam forum the other day that this woke slop would flop

I must be a prophet or something
Anonymous No.714309183 >>714310187 >>714344225
>>714308587
tough shit
create a new ip and use original ideas
Anonymous No.714309217 >>714309648 >>714311463 >>714314467 >>714317571 >>714355148
>>714305762 (OP)
I guess I'll be the rare retard in the room, but I don't like this.
Not because of a shitty game getting canned and a bunch of DEI "devs" getting laid off, but because studios with great devs get bought out by big corpos like Microsoft, then get raped beyond belief where 90% of their staff gets exchanged for DEI hires who can't make anything good or decent, and then eventually get shut down.
If you look at the grander picture, shit's still fucked. Unless something actually starts changing for the better in the near future or the whole industry just crashes and burns, and eventually rises back up.
Anonymous No.714309251 >>714309414 >>714309460 >>714309551 >>714363317
>>714309104
you can't even point out what looked bad about this, other than the main character not being sexy enough.
It's a first person shooter. It literally doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.714309338 >>714314495
>>714308392
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2788210/DEEP_STATE/
Anonymous No.714309414 >>714315356
>>714309251
Don't need to, because I have pattern recognition. Turns out I was right, too, seeing as it was so bad they just cancelled it.
Anonymous No.714309460 >>714309832
>>714309251
Why would anyone want to play a game where you play as an unappealing character?
Anonymous No.714309551 >>714310009
>>714309251
>It literally doesn't matter

Then why change it? (Leftists still have no response)
Anonymous No.714309648 >>714311537
>>714309217
But Microsoft didn't buy out The Initiative? They built it
Anonymous No.714309692
>>714308472
>>714308587
Apparently the "gameplay" shown during its reveal was a complete fabrication and not even real. The studio didn't have any working gameplay segments even after years of development.
Anonymous No.714309832 >>714310009 >>714310261 >>714333240 >>714344040 >>714363317
>>714309460
It's a first person shooter. You play it to shoot things, and for the levels.
This is shocking to those of you who don't play games, I know.
No one was whacking it to chunky N64 graphics in-game Joanna back in the day. The game was just legally distinct Goldeneye.
Anonymous No.714309862
She literally looks like a normal attractive white woman. Anyone who disagrees watches too many chinese cartoons.
Anonymous No.714309972 >>714312732 >>714313413 >>714317773 >>714327656
didnt even feel like Perfect Dark anyways
Anonymous No.714310009 >>714310295
>>714309832
See >>714309551

"You don't play games" is also falling flat as more and more western slop is flopping while games with hot characters from asia are succeeding.

You are losing.
Anonymous No.714310187
>>714309183
uh, no
Anonymous No.714310261
>>714309832
>No one was whacking it to chunky N64 graphics in-game Joanna back in the day.
?!?!?!
Anonymous No.714310295 >>714310501 >>714310792
>>714310009
What don't you understand about "people bought it because it was Goldeneye 2, and it's a first person game where you barely see the character"?
Anonymous No.714310329
But... I did nothing.
Anonymous No.714310472 >>714310567 >>714310603 >>714310665 >>714311035 >>714335154 >>714350616
I don't think she looks good either. But are there any actual complaints about the gameplay shown? I've just seen thread after thread saying some variant of good riddance, while saying nothing at all about the gameplay.
Anonymous No.714310501 >>714310698 >>714311095
>>714310295
Hmm, I wonder why this anon dodged the question..

If it didn't matter that she was hot, why did they change it to her being ugly?

Dodging the question again will be a concession.
Anonymous No.714310567
>>714310472
The gameplay wasn't real and it was all a cinematic as confirmed by the former devs
Anonymous No.714310603
>>714310472
looked alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofUi9DR9sc4
Anonymous No.714310665
>>714310472
No need. Slop outs itself based on the visuals alone 100% of the time. Everyone knew that Star Wars Outlaws would be slop before it was released, and they were right.
Anonymous No.714310698 >>714310847 >>714310909 >>714311319
>>714310501
Probably because they had a fat woman on staff who got mad. What's your point?
It could have still been a good game, and you would have seen the character model hardly at all.
Anonymous No.714310792 >>714372942
>>714310295
if they're going to ruin the characters on purpose they're going to ruin everything else on purpose too
simple as
Anonymous No.714310846 >>714312860 >>714333393 >>714353525 >>714354097
Anonymous No.714310847 >>714311001 >>714311305
>>714310698
Aaand question dodged. Concession heartily accepted.

Probably one of my easiest victories, but I'll take it.

Keep losing.
Anonymous No.714310871
>>714305762 (OP)
I don't care about MCs face in an FPS and she looked even worse in the original
>inb4 art is posted
no, in the actual game. you see her face in the game and it's some ugly bong woman
Anonymous No.714310883
>>714305762 (OP)
based

Now just release the original on steam with upscaled resolution
Anonymous No.714310909
>>714310698
that's a concession then
Anonymous No.714310956
top kek
>xbox
Anonymous No.714311001
>>714310847
Concession to what? You're being a schizo.
Anonymous No.714311005
Perfect dark fans can't catch a break can they
Anonymous No.714311035
>>714310472
The gameplay looked fake, and it turns out it probably was, so there's not much point in talking about it.
Western devs failing is always a plus in my book, though.
Anonymous No.714311089
>>714305762 (OP)
but I literally dindu nuffin
Anonymous No.714311092
>>714307823
oh z'no!
Anonymous No.714311095 >>714315843 >>714316124 >>714341629 >>714345025 >>714351342 >>714390030
>>714310501
>change it to her being ugly
She looked like this originally. You only know her from remakes and sequels where she looks prettier, that's why you're so confused. She's just an ugly bongette
Anonymous No.714311146 >>714311401 >>714311763 >>714333559 >>714363873 >>714375796 >>714378004
Why did leftists choose to be on the side of ugly, repulsive slop? Nobody made them die on this hill.
Anonymous No.714311174
>>714305762 (OP)
TRANNYS WITH TEN INCH DICKS BTFO
Anonymous No.714311305 >>714333639
>>714310847
it's like how KBJ refused to answer the simple question "what is a woman?"
he knows there's a simple answer, but he'd rather look like an idiot than say it where his fellow glowfags might use it as evidence at his show trial for being a nazi
Anonymous No.714311319
>>714310698
Go back to RE
Anonymous No.714311401 >>714311698
>>714311146
Seriously, everyday there is a new game that Trumpler and the Gamergaters call it woke that I never heard about, what's so woke about this one in particular?
Anonymous No.714311427
A dark day for inclusion.
Anonymous No.714311430 >>714312349
>>714307071
Literally nibody cares about either franchise, especially time splitters in 2025. They could release a perfect smaller budget new game and it would flop.
Anonymous No.714311463 >>714343785
>>714309217
>Please ignore the real cause everyone was fired and consider this thing other thing that conveniently Absolves my side
No, fire every single fucking woke leftoid from every facet of entertainment, PURGE THEM ALL SO IF ANOTHER ONE IS MISTAKENLY HIRED, THEY WILL BE AFRAID TO EVEN BRING THEIR FILTHY IDEAS INTO MEDIA EVER AGAIN!
Anonymous No.714311516 >>714311747
>>714305762 (OP)
Perfect Dark honestly looked really boring from the footage they showed. Looked like an immersive-sim with all of the choice taken out and replaced by very scripted sequences that only have 1 way of completing the objective. It looked dumbed down for casuals. The environments and NPCs looked extremely static.
Anonymous No.714311534
>>714307823
mirin. natty?
Anonymous No.714311537
>>714309648
That's even more telling of the bigger issues at hand.
Anonymous No.714311698 >>714311868
>>714311401
Nothing now, because it's dead lol

>gamergate
Jesus, still seething over a decade later, huh? That really was your 9/11.
Anonymous No.714311747
>>714311516
>immersive-sim with all of the choice taken out and replaced by very scripted sequences that only have 1 way of completing the objective
How the fuck did you get that from the footage? Just looked like a normal imsim with normal imsim options
Anonymous No.714311763 >>714311853 >>714312215
>>714311146
>leftists
Americans really believe there are only two sides to politics, don't they?
Anonymous No.714311853
>>714311763
Two sides that are relevant, yes.
Anonymous No.714311868 >>714402913
>>714311698
Well, it's you guys that keep saying Trump was elected solely because of Gamergate and that he is going to create a fascist ethnostate.
Anonymous No.714311880
>>714305762 (OP)
But I didn't do anything?
Anonymous No.714311882
>>714307285
JAW anna
Anonymous No.714312198
God I love being straight and white.
Anonymous No.714312215 >>714312751 >>714333769
>>714311763
The other sides are completely irrelevant and will never get a majority. You are delusional if you think so. Just look at this list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_third-party_and_independent_performances_in_United_States_presidential_elections
The highest an independent party ever got was 5% of the popular vote and that was 70 years ago.
Anonymous No.714312349
>>714311430
He said "like PD64 or timesplitters", retard. as in, similar in gameplay
Anonymous No.714312589 >>714333846 >>714355226
>>714305762 (OP)
>7 years of AAAA development
>hundreds of millions of dollars
>Crystal Dynamics helping, making it even more expensive
>only manage to make vertical slices, no game
I just don't understand how this even happens. What were they expecting? For Microsoft to give them 5 more years to release a game? 7? 10?
Anonymous No.714312732
>>714309972
That's not even the game anyway. It's just a vertical slice.
Anonymous No.714312751
>>714312215
>The other sides are completely irrelevant and will never get a majority.
That's just because the US is very poorly constructed. It's kind of retarded.
It's not because there are only two sides of political thought. Right wingers isn't just one block of thought and left wingers isn't just one block of thought. But on /v/ everyone acts like that's the case.
Anonymous No.714312860 >>714313014 >>714313342
>>714310846
Sooo... uhhh... if the showcase was fake... where was the game?
Anonymous No.714312939
Oh dear, I seem to have upset someone :)
Anonymous No.714312969
>>714305762 (OP)
>chuds killed another immersive sim
Anonymous No.714313014
>>714312860
there was no game is what he's saying
Anonymous No.714313283
Good, once your autismbux and free gimmies gets cut off its not like you'll have time for video games anyway. Time to leave your mama's basements. :^)
Anonymous No.714313342
>>714312860
>make up bullshots
>make the actual game later
This is how they attract more investors so they don't have to use their own money
Anonymous No.714313380 >>714314168 >>714314424 >>714330271
I don't get it. Microsoft bought Rare for the precise point that they'd be able to do something with their IPs, yet they've managed to do absolutely fucking nothing? What the fuck? Is this a case "we bought it so they won't create more soulful games for you goys", just how EA closed so many studios? is that the ultimate goal of all this?
Anonymous No.714313413 >>714316260
>>714309972
Perfect Dark doesn't have an identity. The original was a Goldeneye reskin with a whacky alien plotline while Zero was a generic 7th gen sci fi shooter.
Anonymous No.714313462
>>714308392
>I really wanted a modern Goldeneye/PD style FPS game with objectives and shit.
dw anon, it wouldn't have been good
Anonymous No.714313469
You really gotta laugh at all the retards who defended the man chin

the game is dead and we won
Anonymous No.714313517 >>714343837
How is Dave taking it?
Anonymous No.714313645 >>714317550
*loses*
Anonymous No.714313821 >>714313976 >>714343981 >>714344792
>>714305762 (OP)
>Microsoft is closing down The Initiative, after 7 years.
7 years... man. You think is a chud victory but for 7 years they paid them salaries for nothing. Nothing at all. There were people who probably worked for two or three years and then moved on or were fired before but that doesn't take away from the fact that they were given jobs... just for being allies. Man, it's so easy to be a propaganda tool.
Anonymous No.714313883
*wins*
Anonymous No.714313976
>>714313821
>You think is a chud victory but for 7 years they paid them salaries for nothing. Nothing at all.
That makes it an even bigger chud victory.
Shitty corpos spent hundreds of millions of dollars on this only to get nothing.
Being paid to be a propagandist only works if you actually produce propaganda.
Anonymous No.714314051 >>714314353
>>714305762 (OP)
What do you mean I won? I did nothing
Anonymous No.714314061 >>714314712
>>714307915
SPLINT CHESTHAIR
Anonymous No.714314168 >>714314435
>>714313380
Rare had their most successful game of all time under Microsoft. Sea of Thieves. And I would bet any money that they scrapped all these projects to go all-in on Sea of Thieves 2.
Anonymous No.714314353
>>714314051
No, child. You committed economic terrorism by not buying the latest games. You will be visiting a prison soon. Enjoy.
Anonymous No.714314424
>>714313380
Microsoft is known for the "Embrace, Extend, Extenguish" strategy, coined specificlaly because of them.
Basically just buys anything and everything with their fuck you money to increase their market cap, squeezes a bit of revenue out of them or uses them for some other purpose like fucking over competitors, then shelves them for eternity and uses their corpse for 1 or 2 things only.
It eventually will happen to Bethesda and Activision if courts don't decide to break the company up beforehand but that won't be for years if not decades
Anonymous No.714314427 >>714314957 >>714335271
Has there ever been another era in gaming where this many high budget projects have been cancelled despite being worked on for years and being playable? Wokeness has cost this industry more money than the Atari ET game did.
Anonymous No.714314435 >>714344956
>>714314168
Sea of Thieves didn't exist until recently, they've basically not done anything with Rare or Rare's own IPs.
Anonymous No.714314467
>>714309217
>the whole industry just crashes and burns
If microsoft does exactly as you described - unless they pull their heads out of their collective asses - then they will crash and burn. What good is there in owning every studio if every studio turns to shit? You end up like Sony when they bought bungie and they did worse than nothing.
Anonymous No.714314479
>>714305762 (OP)
holy fuck
Anonymous No.714314495
>>714309338
>get excited
>look it up
>has a Patreon
Anonymous No.714314529 >>714314710 >>714314758 >>714315269 >>714328867
As always, #fuckwhitemales!
Anonymous No.714314710
>>714314529
wtf
Anonymous No.714314712 >>714314902
>>714314061
BOB JOHNSON

Oh, wait
Anonymous No.714314758 >>714315886
>>714314529
PERFECT DARK ISN'T WOK- AAACK!
Anonymous No.714314765
>>714307823
Wait, this was real? I always thought it was some photoshop an anon did to exaggerate the actual image, like with the chick from Horizon turning into Nicocado
Anonymous No.714314819
Wasn't the game not even close to playable? The only thing they had was a CGI proof of concept
Anonymous No.714314902 >>714315093 >>714315316 >>714315792
>>714314712
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anonymous No.714314957 >>714315114 >>714315214 >>714321357
>>714314427
No, it's unprecedented. It gets even worse when you zoom out and also look at tv & film. Tentpole franchises like Star Wars, MCU, Star Trek, Transformers, Resident Evil and so on. Just staggering losses and keep in mind wokeness was sold on enormous audiences and huge profts many years ago.
Anonymous No.714314963
Another Gamergate victim.
Anonymous No.714315085
>>714307285
Notim Portant
Anonymous No.714315093 >>714315316
>>714314902
Anonymous No.714315114 >>714315402 >>714365549
>>714314957
You forget that same people that pour this money to studios (blackrock etc) can just print the money (since it's same people who run the banks). It's infinite money glitch, only goal is to demoralize the chuds/incels. It's not been about profits
Anonymous No.714315214 >>714318878
>>714314957
It's funny because even when TV and Film went through draconian periods they still have classics to show for it. But there's been a total wasteland for the last 10 or so years; a cultural black hole.
Anonymous No.714315269 >>714315490 >>714315668
>>714314529
not my boy kolbe! they/them has such awesome track record!!
Anonymous No.714315316 >>714315492
>>714314902
>>714315093
Roll Fizzlebeef
Anonymous No.714315354 >>714334256
>>714305762 (OP)
>mfw
Anonymous No.714315356
>>714309414
100%. All the signs anyone needs to see are always there. Woke ppl make woke trash. That simple.
Anonymous No.714315397
I was actually excited for this because they made it look like a Deux Ex type joint...
Anonymous No.714315402 >>714315595
>>714315114
>we did it! we demoralized the chuds!
Now what? Do they have a plan after that?
Anonymous No.714315458
They made the right call judging from the previews.
Anonymous No.714315474
how will i get my fix of man jaw woman now?
Anonymous No.714315490 >>714315865
>>714315269
And now he's shitting up Crystal Dynamics. Remarkable.
Anonymous No.714315491
>>714307823
I don't typically have melty over man-jaw hysteria, but this was fucking ridiculous
Anonymous No.714315492
>>714315316
TRUNK SLAMCHEST
Anonymous No.714315554
>>714305762 (OP)
RARE doesn't even exist anymore time to stop using the dead horses name.
Anonymous No.714315586
>>714305762 (OP)
thank god
PLEASE bury Rare I'm so sick of its corpse being used to give diversity hires paychecks for fucking around with game engines
Anonymous No.714315595 >>714316198
>>714315402
Yes, provoke the chuds to cause terror. That way the feds can come with an excuse to take away everyone's guns.
Anonymous No.714315632 >>714323080
>>714307823
I completely forgot that was supposed to be Joanna Dark. What the fuck were they thinking?
Anonymous No.714315634
Anonymous No.714315668 >>714316458
>>714315269
This dude worked on one game and is already allowed to shit on his workplace's buyer base openly?
Anonymous No.714315687
>>714307823
You can just tell the writers wanted to make her trans to stick it to uhhhhh.... chuds I guess.
Anonymous No.714315731 >>714315838 >>714315923 >>714316269 >>714328854 >>714341873 >>714342002 >>714346010 >>714346010 >>714350216 >>714350430 >>714350896 >>714351331 >>714357356 >>714357934 >>714403002
A demonic man like Diddy isn't getting prison and the Trump bill is going to devastate millions of lives of people like you. But cool you got a win in the culture war manufactured to distract you.
Anonymous No.714315756 >>714315901
I hope Embracer sacks Crystal Dynamics.
Anonymous No.714315792
>>714314902
Well, I'm glad I got that out of my system.
Anonymous No.714315838
>>714315731
Being into weird sexual fetishes and engaging in them with other consenting doesn't make you a demon, just a weirdo. Where do you even think you are?
Anonymous No.714315843
>>714311095
she looks like early Winona Ryder in that pic
Anonymous No.714315865
>>714315490
>shitting up Crystal Dynamics.
They were already shit.
Anonymous No.714315874
>>714305762 (OP)
Anonymous No.714315886 >>714329436
>>714314758
well it isn't, it didnt exist
Anonymous No.714315901
>>714315756
According to Wikipedia they're still working on another Tomb Raider game. Here's hope the get sacked before they can cause any more harm to that franchise.
Anonymous No.714315902
>>714306418
God I hope
Anonymous No.714315923 >>714316072 >>714316130 >>714357919
>>714315731
>coping so hard he has to name drop diddy
kek, cheer up son. don't forget you can join the winning side at any time. it's fun over here.
Anonymous No.714316040
Truly the only winning move is not to play.
Anonymous No.714316051
>>714307412
What are you gonna do.... something? I think not!
Anonymous No.714316072 >>714317073
>>714315923
NTA but I'm eagerly awaiting all of the ruralites who are going to try to crowd all of our suburban hospitals because theirs closed. Fuck off hick, we're full
Anonymous No.714316124
>>714311095
She looks cute there what are you on?
Anonymous No.714316130
>>714315923
*hands you gold star*

Good little sheepy keep looking the other way
Anonymous No.714316198 >>714316489 >>714334337
>>714315595
I mean like an ultimate goal; white, straight men are completely gone. Do they just nickel-and-dime the brown masses for pennies while everything becomes a polluted hellhole and there aren't any people of intelligence left that could help them escape this dying world because everyone got scammed by subhumans bullshitting their credentials?
Anonymous No.714316260
>>714313413
>The original was a Goldeneye reskin with a whacky alien plotline
don't ruin my childhood like that
Anonymous No.714316269
>>714315731
It's people in your lane that started this culture war against male entertainment. Maybe you should've stepped up instead of blaming it all on chuds x years later.
Anonymous No.714316340 >>714316501
why isn't perfect dark on steam??????????????
Anonymous No.714316373
>>714305762 (OP)
I have to admit I tried to be excited about this game but even if you ignore all the esthetic and political design choices, the gameplay trailer looked extremely generic, like any other modern fps slop, to make a proper Perfect Dark sequel you have to make it just like the first one, from the objective based missions, to how the enemies react when shot and the gun play, things that developers would seem as obsolete and while trying to "modernize" the game and remove all the soul in the process.
In short: fuck yeah I'm glad this is cancelled! let the legacy live through the fan PC port!
Anonymous No.714316458
>>714315668
When you are an ally you can do that. Until, you cannot do that anymore of course. Don't worry about it, he will probably land another job in another propaganda company. Capcom, Larian, Square Enix and so are always open.
Anonymous No.714316489 >>714316818
>>714316198
Yes. I've come to see, they really, really don't care about humanity. Maybe because some of their leaders aren't 100% human. That's the scary part imo, that there's some weird shit going on, it's not "just them", otherwise it wouldn't be a big problem.
Anonymous No.714316501 >>714318360
>>714316340
MS should put Rare Replay on PC before they close the fucking studio and bury all of their IPs.
Anonymous No.714316537 >>714316725
>>714308668
Who can make clear the chuddy waters?
Anonymous No.714316725 >>714316942 >>714317093 >>714334410 >>714377726
>>714316537
We will bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old
Anonymous No.714316818
>>714316489
>Maybe because some of their leaders aren't 100% human.
That's the only explanation I could comprehend, because everything they do points to civilizational suicide.
Anonymous No.714316942 >>714321256 >>714341615
>>714316725
Monkey in a suit; repeats what he is told, but remains an uneducated, ignorant, filthy pet for higher powers.
Anonymous No.714317073 >>714317182
>>714316072
two more weeks until everyone dies in the dark winter, remember.
Anonymous No.714317093
>>714316725
>This time the 3974th politician that promises free stuff will save us
Anonymous No.714317151
>>714305762 (OP)
>Chuds stay winning.
Winning what?
Anonymous No.714317182 >>714317270 >>714317328
>>714317073
Rural hospitals have been closing for decades and the urban and suburban areas of every state always pick up the slack. I'm a Missourian and any hospital outside of our three major cities is basically only for very minor injuries or illnesses
Anonymous No.714317185
>>714306418
if only
>>714305762 (OP)
that's what they get for making her ugly
Anonymous No.714317270
>>714317182
Don't hicks already avoid the hospital and just drink their injuries away until it's gone or they die?
Anonymous No.714317273 >>714327773
>>714305762 (OP)
CRASHING THIS INDUSTRY
Anonymous No.714317278
>>714306418
Anonymous No.714317285 >>714321090
FOR THE GAMERS
Anonymous No.714317328
>>714317182
>I'm a Missourian
Stopped reading right here
Anonymous No.714317515
>>714307823
Robert Z'Dar if trans.
Anonymous No.714317537 >>714325163 >>714341160
>>714308668
fixed the typo
Anonymous No.714317550
>>714313645
How many people visit /v/?
Anonymous No.714317571 >>714318014
>>714309217
no studio got bought unless you're referring to the shell of Rare over years ago. The company that was already hollowed out of its talent years before that and was making games that were selling a tenth of their earlier good ones. MS just bought the IPs basically
Anonymous No.714317773
>>714309972
Haze 2.0
Anonymous No.714318014
>>714317571
Literally fake news spread by Nintentrannies. Rare still retained a lot of talent over Kameo, PDZ, N&B, Viva Pinata, Sea of Thieves, etc.

Not to mention that no studio retains all their talent over 30 ears.
Anonymous No.714318360
>>714316501
They probably won't do it out of spite due to Gaben and his non MS affiliated store taking 90% of the profits from PC gamers.
Anonymous No.714318367
>>714305762 (OP)
What game we should soft-defend now xsis?
Anonymous No.714318491 >>714318746 >>714325250 >>714325292 >>714331693 >>714366831
>>714306418
I will be so insanely salty. I love Fable so much
Anonymous No.714318639
>>714306418
how do you kill that which never lived? now i only somebody could off the brain dead molyneux.
Anonymous No.714318746
>>714318491
As a Fable fan, you wouldn't want to see what modern day MS would do to Lady Grey if given the chance. Just enjoy her based, racist self from the original games.
Anonymous No.714318826 >>714349469
>>714306608
peoples jobs nigga
Anonymous No.714318878
>>714315214
>total wasteland for the last 10 or so years; a cultural black hole
But dude! Fortnite and 80,000 soulslike/roguelikes!
Anonymous No.714321090
>>714317285
>sabotoging and closing down woketard devs
uncle phil was a chudbro all along...
Anonymous No.714321106 >>714403135
>"You're a FUCKING CHUD!!!!!!!"
>"ok lol"

I love how we own the label now and are proud to be chuds. The chuds are always right. The chuds always win.
Anonymous No.714321256 >>714363995
>>714316942
The whole jewish kleptocracy is against him retard
Anonymous No.714321357
>>714314957
Those franchises could still be profitable if they kept budgets under control. Star Wars shows cost hundreds of millions of dollars and are forgotten as soon as they end. Marvel movies can gross $400,000,000 and only just break even. And many classic Star Trek episodes were made on tiny budgets using stock actors and sets.
Anonymous No.714321924
>>714307545
I had hope they would lean into the sci fi/aliens as the game went on although I didn't like the rumor that Egypt would be the focus/hub.
The problem in part is that perfect dark really doesn't track exactly into a specific type of video game. People say immersive sim, and there definitely is some overlap, but most levels also turn into a corridor shooter at some point where you blast through like twenty enemies. Still disappointed
>>714308392
>>714308587
Yep, and it doesn't like theres any similar FPSs on the table
Anonymous No.714322173
>>714305762 (OP)
>>714306418
>>714307823
good i don't want to play as troon
Anonymous No.714322259
>>714305762 (OP)
Imagine being a megacorporation and having tens of thousands of employees but instead of working hard to make company thrive they sabotage it at every corner with far left activism and woke DEI agenda. eventually you have to remove these people because they're parasites eating the host until there's nothing left.
Anonymous No.714322264 >>714322381 >>714322596
>>714305762 (OP)
Why did Microsoft even buy Rare?
Anonymous No.714322381 >>714332009
>>714322264
To cuck Nintendo. Why did they buy Activision? To cuck Sony. It’s never β€œWhat can we make?” But rather, β€œWhat can we take?”.
Anonymous No.714322439
more troon games cancelled the better
Anonymous No.714322484
>>714307285
John Dim
Anonymous No.714322596
>>714322264
to rename it as the Cooked
Anonymous No.714323080
>>714315632
>Joanna Dark
More like Jawnna Dark
Anonymous No.714325057
so The Initiative Studio is just full of useless jack-off who couldn't properly develop a game. So this is what called the AAAA standard. Microsoft should be ashamed with their hands off approach bullshit
Anonymous No.714325163
>>714317537
>Chudfucius
Anonymous No.714325250 >>714365927 >>714366831
>>714318491
Why? Fable was mediocre to begin with and only got worse over time.
Anonymous No.714325292
>>714318491
I hope peter sees this post and smiles and decides not to kill himself
Anonymous No.714325412
>>714307823
That's just prince charming from shrek. This was a shrek game?
Anonymous No.714325670
So what's next in the Grand Plan of Microsoft? They should just outright quit on Game Publishing.
Anonymous No.714326635
>>714305762 (OP)
Start Killing Games
Anonymous No.714326907 >>714327738
stop killing white women
Anonymous No.714327656
>>714309972
Looks like an early xbone game. Hell, this almost looks like it could run on a 360.
Anonymous No.714327738 >>714329412 >>714338910
>>714326907
Absolutely criminal what they did to these women
Anonymous No.714327773 >>714331857 >>714339564
>>714317273
>CRASHING THIS INDUSTRY
You're crashing nothing. The CEOs and shareholders are still there.
Anonymous No.714328235
>>714305762 (OP)
I’m a chud and I was looking forward to this.
>>714306418
This I want to see shitcanned.
Anonymous No.714328854
>>714315731
Ok and??
Anonymous No.714328867 >>714329108 >>714350553
>>714314529
7 wasted years…
Anonymous No.714329108
>>714328867
Conversely, if you're just a chud working there, it was 7 years of paychecks to do fuckall. Not the worst trade, imo
Anonymous No.714329228
>>714309104
Sex
Anonymous No.714329384 >>714334614
Good
Now get Night Dive to port the 360 version of PD64 with revamped multiplayer
Anonymous No.714329412 >>714338910
>>714327738
Crazy how this is the same engine as Death Stranding, probably uses the same mocap studio too
Westoid devs deserve to go bankrupt
Anonymous No.714329436
>>714315886
>it’s not woke if it never existed
you know there’s gonna be actual tards that believe this
Anonymous No.714329492
>>714308773
A pretty good game actually. A lot of fun in coop over xbl.
Anonymous No.714330271
>>714313380
Funny you say this since from what we know, not only Rareware was getting increasingly incompetent towards the end of the N64 era, canning whatever time they took with not only Dream but also Twelve Tales, but also that Donkey Kong Racing, Dinosaur Planet and that Sabrewulf reboot looked like shit and Nintendo denied every single one except for DA and that was because they wanted to shove Star Fox in there.
Anonymous No.714331693
>>714318491
Premium raceswap material
Anonymous No.714331857
>>714327773
>Muh CEOs
The CEOs work with whoever has the money which is us.
Anonymous No.714331948
who stands to gain by making everything ugly and inverted?
Anonymous No.714332009
>>714322381
That’s always been Microsoft’s thing, not surprising
Anonymous No.714332263 >>714363598
>>714306418
>announced 5 years ago
>no real trailer or gameplay shown other than the ugly motion-captured actors
>supposedly releases next year
Nah they have too much investment in it. But I'll tell you if they kill TESVI or if TESVI bombs its over.
Anonymous No.714332339
>>714305762 (OP)
Anonymous No.714333129
>>714305762 (OP)
Too bad. I would have liked to see how a new entry would have looked like.
Anonymous No.714333240
>>714309832
I wouldn't play something by some one with bad business sense (making a female lead)
Anonymous No.714333393
>>714310846
Sry boys, but i want a new tomb raider game. I need my sexy lara back. And fuck you, an india-setting sounds fucking awesome, suck jeet poop if you don't like it!
Anonymous No.714333534
>>714305762 (OP)
They'll cancel everything but Fable lmao and it'll flop
Anonymous No.714333535
>>714305762 (OP)
Hooray more investment on mobile gaming to go
Anonymous No.714333549 >>714344097 >>714344210
they did collect 7 years worth of paychecks and also have an impressive resume now that will easily land them their next job.
Anonymous No.714333559
>>714311146
THA' POWAH OF MAAAAAAAAAAANYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, i couldn't resist. The acolyte was simply put the most awful crap show i have ever seen in my entire life, to be totally honest.
Anonymous No.714333639
>>714311305
Kbj? Who?
Anonymous No.714333728 >>714336378
>defeminizing female characters
>getting BTFO
when will they learn?
Anonymous No.714333769
>>714312215
That's terrible. Imagine having freedom and democracy and then you still just end up voting for the same old fucking cunts you have always voted for.. fuck me, that's sad... democracy really is wasted on the stupid fat masses..
Anonymous No.714333846
>>714312589
Pretty insane, considering how they managed to spit out three full tomb raider games...
Anonymous No.714334256 >>714400220
>>714315354
Realistically, what more do you really need in life?
Anonymous No.714334337
>>714316198
Everyone knows niggers don't buy games. They're all filthy fucking pirates, every single one.
Anonymous No.714334405
Feels great to be a chud.
Total wokist death
Anonymous No.714334410
>>714316725
That guy literally only has one facial expression and that's utter unhinged enthusiasm.
Anonymous No.714334421
>>714307823
Anonymous No.714334614
>>714329384
This!
Anonymous No.714335019
alright i don't care about any'adis shit
what was the name of that fat attention whore e-bitch who made perfect dark her entire personality or whatever i think imma beat my shit to her
Anonymous No.714335154
>>714310472
If it was gameplay, the slowmo was retarded and unnecessary.
Anonymous No.714335271
>>714314427
No. It's coming in waves now as the projects were all originally started during peak of activist influence on corporate decision making. They are being shut down as the publishers understand the games would be sent out to die in the most embarrassing way possible. Several are choosing to eat the loss now to avoid that.
Anonymous No.714335925 >>714337778
>>714307364
I'm not an anime guy, where is your pic from?
Anonymous No.714336378
>>714333728
what?
Anonymous No.714337778
>>714335925
Persona 2
Anonymous No.714338729 >>714338796 >>714338903 >>714339819 >>714342307 >>714367815 >>714367943 >>714370940 >>714373676
>>714305762 (OP)
outside of the gacha genre, what games do chuds even like, if any?
Anonymous No.714338796
>>714338729
Make some good ones and then we'll tell you
Anonymous No.714338903
>>714338729
I like games with cute loli protagonists and fun gameplay.
Anonymous No.714338910 >>714340004 >>714340226 >>714366260
>>714327738
>>714329412

Aloy looks good though? Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.714339564
>>714327773
I'm crashing the careers of all the faggots and troons in the workforce and that's all I care about :)
Anonymous No.714339819
>>714338729
Ww2 games. Strategy tends to be chuddy, or on the opposite end of the spectrum, full of trannies. In other words, just autists.
Anonymous No.714340004 >>714340521
>>714338910
>Aloy looks good though?
Anonymous No.714340226 >>714340521 >>714342479
>>714338910
>Aloy looks good though?
>Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.714340428 >>714362861
>>714305762 (OP)
Why didnt Chuds want this game to succeed?
Anonymous No.714340521 >>714340741 >>714342378 >>714344051 >>714366260
>>714340226
>>714340004
yes
Anonymous No.714340593
>>714305762 (OP)
This bitch looks like Aloy.
Anonymous No.714340741
>>714340521
Based low standards anon
Anonymous No.714340779
>>714305762 (OP)
TCV
Total Chuddy Victory
Anonymous No.714340807 >>714340921 >>714341350
>>714306418
Fable is probably pretty salvageable, just whip the studio heads until they replace the hideous player character model and force the writers to do an editing pass removing any serious cringe.
Anonymous No.714340921
>>714340807
poz is terminal, sorry not sorry
your shit game will never see the light of day
Anonymous No.714341160
>>714317537
ty
Anonymous No.714341350
>>714340807
you can't salvage something that was never done
Anonymous No.714341419
>>714307285
darkgirl(male)
Anonymous No.714341615
>>714316942
hello kike
Anonymous No.714341629
>>714311095
she looks like a woman
Anonymous No.714341646 >>714341719
>>714305762 (OP)
I don't get the political angle to this. I just wanted to play a new Perfect Dark. Why is it being cancelled a good thing?
Anonymous No.714341719 >>714342072
>>714341646
It wouldn't be a new Perfect Dark.
Anonymous No.714341840
They removed the steam listing very quickly. There's a grey box in my wishlist. I managed to post on the forums and write F in a thread commemorating the funeral before they pulled the plug like half an hour later.
Anonymous No.714341873
>>714315731
>like you
uh, no
I hope you starve in a ditch btw
Anonymous No.714342002
>>714315731
Nah, I'm good here. Sucks to be a pederast about to die I guess, lmao.
Anonymous No.714342072 >>714342198 >>714342238 >>714342341
>>714341719
The demo they showed off looked interesting tho.
Anonymous No.714342128 >>714342369
>>714305762 (OP)
now all we need is confirmation the hotd2 remake is cancelled
Anonymous No.714342143
>>714305762 (OP)
i will never understand this shit, female spies should be good looking, red sparrows were a real thing and they were fucking hot for a reason
Anonymous No.714342187
Perfect Dark never stood a chance because the original N64 version pulled heavily from shlocky 90s action movies and 80s Sci-fi.

What media could this one pull from? The past two decades of movies has been utter dogshit and the current gaming landscape for FPS games is the worst it's ever been.
Anonymous No.714342198 >>714342396
>>714342072
The demo they showed was very clearly somewhat doctored.
About as much as your average Ubishit trailer.
Anonymous No.714342225
What is happening with xbox? I thought they were doing great?
Anonymous No.714342238
>>714342072
>demo
anon..
Anonymous No.714342307
>>714338729
ut2004
damn, women in this game were ugly and no one cared
Anonymous No.714342341 >>714342457
>>714342072
fools like you are the reason why gaming sucks. How could possibly think that what they showed was anywhere close to the final product
Anonymous No.714342369 >>714343279
>>714342128
the what? qrd?
Anonymous No.714342378
>>714340521
Keep your fetishes to yourself, this is a blue board
Anonymous No.714342396 >>714342457 >>714342615 >>714342696
>>714342198
>The demo they showed was very clearly somewhat doctored.
You're only saying that after the fact that some journalist posted that recently. Before that no one had any reason to believe it looked doctored. It wasn't exactly like it was Crysis levels of being impressive or anything. The kind of game that was shown is achievable today.
Anonymous No.714342457 >>714342671
>>714342341
He's likely underaged or a third worlder, both of those groups are very easily fooled.
>>714342396
No, when they first showed it off I thought it looked fake, unlike you this isn't my first rodeo, I learned not to trust fake game event trailers after Killzone 2.
If it looks too good to be true, it is.
Anonymous No.714342479
>>714340226
She has insane tits, though.
Anonymous No.714342496
>>714305762 (OP)
make banjo threeie dickheads
Anonymous No.714342594 >>714342974 >>714343320 >>714351214
>Xbox has one goal in mind, make game that's fun
>Give infinite money to make what your heart desires
>They ALL make the same politically correct crap
>Cut to now
>Xbox brand dead, exclusives dead, firing 5000 employees, shutting down 3 studios so far, canceling a few games
There needs to be more employees fired, studios shutdown, and games canceled. The entire gaming division at Microsoft needs to be culled, it's tainted from top to bottom. Halo 5 truly fucking doomed Xbox.
Anonymous No.714342615
>>714342396
>Before that no one had any reason to believe it looked doctored.
You don't play videogames.
Anonymous No.714342671 >>714342869
>>714342457
>I learned not to trust fake game event trailers after Killzone 2.
But Killzone 2 bullshoted e3 2005 trailer was something is still genuinely impressive, the dynamic smoke effects that it used would have still brought 8th gen consoles to their knees, perhaps even still the current gen depending on how much is going on in the scene. Perfect Dark didn't have any of that in it's recipe. Show me what is in that trailer that doesn't look achievable on console hardware.
Anonymous No.714342696 >>714342869
>>714342396
The graphics aren't the part that looked fake, it was the gameplay that was very clearly heavily scripted, and all the animations were way too smooth to be real.
You're just dumb.
Anonymous No.714342730
It's over

Chuds officially won and wokies will have to endure an industry with hot powerful femme fatale women... the fucking HORROR, WE NEED GENDERLY AMBIGUOUS FAG SEX
Anonymous No.714342869 >>714343567 >>714344470
>>714342671
see
>>714342696
If you couldn't tell that the moment when she jumped off the building and landed on that one dude was fake as fuck, you don't play video games.
Retards like you are why gaming is so shit, I'm glad this shit got cancelled just because it means easily-duped retards like you will have less to play.
Anonymous No.714342974
>>714342594
This guy right here unironically killed the AAA industry with his sob story psyops. Studios were given free reign and half of them couldn't even turn in a finished project.
Anonymous No.714343279 >>714343580
>>714342369
house of the dead, a classic lightgun arcade game, was remade by a bunch of indians using unity
aside from the detailed environments, it fucking sucked in gameplay and presentation
they confirmed the same indians are going to do the same to house of the dead 2
Anonymous No.714343320
>>714342594
it's crazy to compare today's xbox with the company when it released the xbox hueg. Early xbox felt like a western heir to SEGA's legacy.
Anonymous No.714343432 >>714344271
Why didn't the modern audience save these games????
Anonymous No.714343567 >>714344470
>>714342869
>you don't play video games
If you're referring to all the footage being spliced up rather than continuous then sure that's likely a good indicator of a scripted showcase. But we've also had continuous gameplay showcases in engine that haven't represented the final product accurately, so that's mostly irrelevant nowadays. And jumping on someone like that is not an impossible mechanic to implement. Just looks like what you can do in any Rocksteady Batman Arkham, Shadow of Mordor/Shadow of War or Assassins Creed game, but in first person.

Doing all of the meelee animations it did can be done, doesn't mean it will have depth. You can make cool looking animations.
Anonymous No.714343580 >>714343718
>>714343279
why the fuck is sega pimping their IPs like this?
Anonymous No.714343718
>>714343580
Too busy making Sonic games and uhhhhhhh.......
Anonymous No.714343779
Hey guys Is Xbox Game pass a good value?
Anonymous No.714343785 >>714344239
>>714311463
it's happening again, agent cooper
Anonymous No.714343837
>>714313517
in the ass, most likely
Anonymous No.714343981
>>714313821
I too enjoy seeing big companies suffer from incompetence.
Anonymous No.714344040
>>714309832
Then why would RARE make her hot in the original game if it didn't matter?
Anonymous No.714344051
>>714340521
what a cute dyke
Anonymous No.714344097
>>714333549
>impressive resume
Of what games?
Anonymous No.714344106 >>714344253
>>714305762 (OP)
Kotaku like Ethan Gach are breathing copium right now.
Anonymous No.714344210
>>714333549
>a list of cancelled games
wow, i can't wait to not hire you
Anonymous No.714344225
>>714309183
>create a new ip and use original ideas
kek they did, and that got cancelled too
Anonymous No.714344239
>>714343785
Feel bad for this artist if this keeps happening.
Anonymous No.714344253
>>714344106
Kotaku better start breathing cyanide, because they're probably going to get shuttered by the new owners.
Anonymous No.714344271
>>714343432
I think they're all poor
Anonymous No.714344337
>>714305762 (OP)
I wanted the perfect dark reboot
Anonymous No.714344405
>>714308392
>And it's sad :/ I really wanted a modern Goldeneye/PD style FPS game with objectives and shit. Man jaw aside.
Look up Agent 64, it's great
Anonymous No.714344470 >>714351501
>>714343567
I will add onto my point
>>714342869
>If you couldn't tell that the moment when she jumped off the building
That this anon is so retarded that he's never seen such a mechanic implemented in a video game before. I used some other games as examples. But you could do this in Dishonered, which perfectly shows that is possible. Who doesn't play video games now? fucking retard. Shut your mouth. That jumping animation said nothing about anything.
Anonymous No.714344792
>>714313821
I know it's a meme term now, but that really is a grift that's so prevalent in the entertainment industry. Cronyism between marxists and HR ensures that the same clique will always suck a studio dry by collecting paychecks, before infecting the next thing.

And no, cries of muh /pol/ won't change the objective reality. Even doing the most surface-level research will show that there's always the same notorious group of people who always somehow get work in high-level positions, regardless of their 'qualifications'.
Anonymous No.714344956
>>714314435
What, young conker and calarts toads wasn't good enough for you, chud?
Anonymous No.714345025
>>714311095
>RYONA | JOANNA DEFEATED (N64)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFEiU9POGpw

that's why you post that pic, eh?
Anonymous No.714345051
The loss of western capital will continue until bust size improves.
Anonymous No.714346010
>>714315731
Diddy is one of you >>714315731
Anonymous No.714347768 >>714347954
>>714305762 (OP)
All they had to do was make an attractive female character. Is it really that hard?
Anonymous No.714347954
>>714347768
no you can't make games appealing or enjoyable, it has to be a statement that undermines western civilization or you're a bigot
Anonymous No.714348373
We fucking won
Anonymous No.714348926
>>714305762 (OP)
I didn't even do anything.
Anonymous No.714349328 >>714362890
>>714305762 (OP)
RIP.
Anonymous No.714349469
>>714318826
make a game people want then, nigger
Anonymous No.714349557
>>714308773
A boring war movie?
Anonymous No.714349920
>>714307823
reminds me of her
Anonymous No.714350039 >>714350252 >>714350349
I don't get it, how was line to go up if you have Karens making sure everything fun and appeal to everyone was removed, was it really just for the government(taxpayer) money?
Anonymous No.714350081
TOTAL

WOKE

DEATH
Anonymous No.714350216
>>714315731
The wars will continue until the morale improves
Anonymous No.714350252 >>714365870
>>714350039
ESG funding
Anonymous No.714350349
>>714350039
It was never about the money, it's about sending a message.
Anonymous No.714350429
>>714306418
Would be to good to be true
Anonymous No.714350430
>>714315731
Have you considered not telling children their sexuality?
Anonymous No.714350553 >>714351186
>>714328867
this picture of yours makes her look like a hag.
please remove the dei wrinkles from her lips and eyes.
Anonymous No.714350616
>>714310472
>gameplay reductionist
Take your apathy bro ass back to Israel you golem
Our cultural commons getting flooded with dystonia is a billion times more important than some whack ass copy/paste gameplay
Anonymous No.714350758
>>714308392
Sometimes it's better to just let go Anon. Don't let them dilute the soul of what was before.
Anonymous No.714350896
>>714315731
All you had to do was leave the kids alone and none of this would have happened, but you just couldn't help you'reself could you?
Anonymous No.714351186
>>714350553
Umaru a shit
Anonymous No.714351214
>>714342594
thats cause employees actually do need tard wrangling. if they did good by themselves, they wouldnt need a publisher in the first place. problem here is that the tard wranglers, in this case microsft, need even more of a tard wrangling. so when they decided to take a handsoff approach to their subsidiaries, that resulted in no tard wrangling happening across the whole board and the current shit show is the result.
oh who am I kidding, microsoft clearly tried to tard wrangle them to create these craps, they are just better at doing so without micro managing their employees as they are an actually old well versed company unlike most video game publishers
Anonymous No.714351331
>>714315731
You told me the tariffs would devastate the economy and it has never been stronger lmao
Anonymous No.714351342
>>714311095
your complaint is
>graphics weren't good back then!
which is primo retardo. the complaint today is
>why the fuck is she ugly
they wanted to steal wynona ryder's face as much as legally possible.
Anonymous No.714351501
>>714344470
let me add to this.
think of dishonored and how some players throw shit into the air which will land on some guard's head thats just walking a few seconds later.
jumping on some guy's head is not supposed to be the centeral gameplay mechanic, just something cool that can rarely happen.
not wanting cool things to be included in a showcase is shit taste. of course real gameplay needs to be the meat of the showcase.
Anonymous No.714351790
Should've given this game to machine games. They would've made it ready to be shipped in twice less time
Anonymous No.714352198
>>714305762 (OP)
Can't wait for the shill up video where he refuses to talk about why all these games flops and why all these devs are getting fired.
Anonymous No.714353525
>>714310846
>struggling with Tomb Raider
femoids were a mistake
Anonymous No.714354097
>>714310846
Well if it was fake it was most realistic bullshot I ever saw
Anonymous No.714354313 >>714356991
>Mr. Spencer, I don't feel so good...
Anonymous No.714355148
>>714309217
if it crashes and burns, then dei will fuck off to other things so that 3 white guys called eric can make new games in their basement like it should be
Anonymous No.714355226
>>714312589
they don't care about releasing anything, they just want to reap the benefits of having a good paying job without doing much. sometimes they have to develop this pesky game like 2 hours a day and then they can get back to vlogging about their comfy office life
developing the game is a nuisance and not the goal of these utter failures. not like the devs back in the day who poured their hearts and souls into the projects most of the time
Anonymous No.714355289
>>714306418
here's how they still can save the franchise:
>fix the Anniversary edition
>port Fable II to PC
>re-release Fable III without GfWL
Anonymous No.714356991
>>714354313
>snaps her jawline away
honestly a huge improvement
Anonymous No.714357219
>studio does nothing
>loses

>chud does nothing
>wins

How the fuck is this even fair? Chud privilege needs to fucking die
Anonymous No.714357356
>>714315731
Anonymous No.714357919 >>714357995
>>714315923
>winning
Anonymous No.714357934
>>714315731
The fact that all your side had to do was not molest children in order to win but you literally all couldnt help yourselves says a lot, enjoy being knocked off the ballot sheet in a few election cycles forever, future election maps will be red and yellow, thank you
Anonymous No.714357995
>>714357919
I dont care about that faggot and im healthy, tounge my anus
Anonymous No.714358029
>>714306418
I hope so
Anonymous No.714358082
>>714307071
If I had money, I'd make a studio that produces PS2-style games
Anonymous No.714358151
>>714307823
Am I the only one who thinks she looks kinda good? If she's tall, it's fitting
Anonymous No.714358258
>>714308773
Zero was good! 4K on One X too
Anonymous No.714358883
>>714307823
this "girl" has a fucking chad jaw lmao
Anonymous No.714361589 >>714361995 >>714365894
>>714305762 (OP)
>>714306418
"They missed the point."
Anonymous No.714361995 >>714362961
>>714361589
>PUT WHITE GUYS ON PRODUCTS
>xbox during their golden age
>ANGRY BLACK WOMEN IN EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF MEDIA
>xbox on their deathbed
imagine being given 2 options; adding 1 + 1, or taking a gun and blowing your brains out, and somehow not choosing 1 + 1.
Anonymous No.714362325
>>714307823
HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN
Anonymous No.714362861
>>714340428
developer said we're not the target audience
simple as
Anonymous No.714362890
>>714349328
perfect chin
Anonymous No.714362961
>>714361995
noticing 1 + 1 gets you cancelled
liberals would rather die than face a show trial
Anonymous No.714363209
>>714307285
>her
Anonymous No.714363234 >>714377472
>>714308392
Plot twist: the game turns out to be a vanity project of a fanfic from some nepo-baby or the therapy group session from some troon that got the project approved for production, at this point I'm just curious about why it was cancelled.
Anonymous No.714363317
>>714305762 (OP)
The real win would be Microsoft leaving the gaming industry forever and ever. But for some reason they insist on stayin despite the fact that they haven't released a single successful product in the last ten years.
Xbox is their least profitable division of Microsoft despite being the most expensive one lol.
>>714309251
>>714309832
It looked like COD with a generic open world slapped onto it.
Anonymous No.714363356 >>714363406
Anonymous No.714363406 >>714366085
>>714363356
Anonymous No.714363456 >>714390867
>>714305762 (OP)
Why cant americans make good games?
Why dont we let the british make games anymore? They unironically made all the good games of yore.
Anonymous No.714363532
>>714305762 (OP)
It's like they start out by making an attractive character and then make her unattractive
Anonymous No.714363598 >>714363975
>>714332263
>they have too much investment in it
They kept the Perfect Dark reboot devs for 7 fucking years, even letting them balloon the budget more by collaborating with Crystal Dynamics.
I don't understand how Fable is still allowed to continue when they could make all hands fuck off back to the Forza mines.
Anonymous No.714363652
>>714309104
I liked Perfect Dark Zero, and because I was still on dial up and didn't have broadband I couldn't play it online so just played it with bots loads.
Anonymous No.714363873
>>714311146
>Not a single non-black in sight
I'm so tired of Americans and their nigger worship, there's a like six gorillion cultures and civilizations throughout history yet they their idea of "diversity" is casting African Americans every single time, for fuck sake I'm still baffled how Assassin's Creed Shadows's OST was literally American nigger hip hop
Anonymous No.714363975
>>714363598
No, it's worse than that. They literally shut down Tango Gameworks just because they weren't close to completing their next game (which only would've taken like a year or two coz they're japs).
MEANWHILE, they continued allowed The Initiative devs to sit on their fat tranny asses and do nothing. Keep in mind, Xbox literally brags about having women as executives... go figure!
Anonymous No.714363995
>>714321256
The jews overwhelmingly voted for him retard
Anonymous No.714364289
>>714307823
bj blazkowicz
Anonymous No.714364439
>>714305762 (OP)
>in developemnt for 10 years
>still no release date or gameplay trailer

The real question why is this money laundering allowed to go on for so long?
Its clear those games are actually being made it, its just daycare for women making 120k$ a year, just a way for jews to make sure they dont have kids.
Anonymous No.714365549
>>714315114
>can just print the money (since it's same people who run the banks). It's infinite money glitch,
You're retarded, bro. Printing more money will only devalue the dollar, causing inflation. Quit thinking this shit works like magic. None of this shit's consequence free.
Anonymous No.714365870
>>714350252
>ESG funding
There is no funding. ESG was a score system meant to attract interested investors. So if something has a high ESG score, investors interested in gay shit may want to put their money in it. Thing is, they also need a return on their investment which they never got because none of this shit sells.
Anonymous No.714365875
Bring back the IP counter Hiro
Anonymous No.714365894
>>714361589
they misspelled the guys name wrong multiple times
kek
Anonymous No.714365927
>>714325250
It's a charming series.
Anonymous No.714366009 >>714394680
>>714307285
john dark
Anonymous No.714366085
>>714363406
funny how we still on "video games must cater to our needs" part
they reall are insatiable
Anonymous No.714366260
>>714338910
>>714340521
Anonymous No.714366361 >>714366448 >>714366990 >>714367346
Xbox is literally imploding. What the fuck is going on?
Anonymous No.714366448 >>714366582 >>714366990 >>714368978
>>714366361
The video game industry as a whole is fucking dying.
Anonymous No.714366582 >>714366659 >>714367183
>>714366448
immigrants, legal or illegal, cant spend as much and are bringing down the average.
Anonymous No.714366659
>>714366582
I'm pretty sure it's more than that. Let's say I have 100 bucks and want to spend it on video games. I get gamepass for 5 dollars or whatever it is right and then I get uhhhh...
Anonymous No.714366831
>>714318491
then you should be grateful if it happens, you won't have to watch it get its corpse raped in real time

>>714325250
it's a special kind of mediocre jank, partially carried by all the shit ol' Petey used to bullshit about
Anonymous No.714366885
>>714307285
Jewanna Mann
Anonymous No.714366990 >>714368556
>>714366361
They overbloated during covid with needless staff to try and capitalise on the massive gaming boom
now its over, theyre trimming the fat now its no longer profitable.
This is normal and was totally predictable.
>>714366448
>The video game industry as a whole is fucking dying.
no, it isnt. Its growing more than ever, faster than ever. Again, this is just fat trimming.
Whenever they see an opportunity to make more money by spending more money, they will take it. Some will say they were retarded for covid hires as we all knew it was temporary, but, that was ignorant. The money spent on doubling your staff was made back and then some with the increased production, even if the games made during the covid boom missed out on the covid players.

Either way now its back to normal, so its time to cut pointless jobs. You hire 10 gardeners to clear a mansions yard thats overgrown over the weekend. After its done, you only need 1 to maintain.

The industry is fine and operating like any other.
Anonymous No.714367183 >>714367869 >>714368038
>>714366582
>taps the .jpg
Anonymous No.714367346
>>714366361
The jeet ceo is looking to import as many of his countrymen into the US as possible
Anonymous No.714367815
>>714338729
>please show me IPs to contaminate
no, thank you
Anonymous No.714367869
>>714367183
it can be both
Anonymous No.714367943
>>714338729
we really like candy crush
please dont ruin it and make it unprofitable just to own us chuds
Anonymous No.714368038 >>714369694 >>714374345
>>714367183
where are the maga games?
Anonymous No.714368556 >>714369253
>>714366990
>Its growing more than ever, faster than ever
In the worst possible ways?
>The industry is fine and operating like any other.
Fine? What has le industry produced in 2025?
>Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
>Avowed (almost couldn't remember the name)
>Doom The Dark Ages
>Mario Kart World
>Death Stranding On The Beach
Do I even have to make the completely predictable and redundant comparison to game releases from two decades ago? How do these games hold a light to them? They don't. Pretty much the only game from this year that people seemed to really enjoy was Expendition 33.

As someone who couldn't care less about politics in vidya, the only games I have to look forward to at the moment are Silksong and the Ninja Gaiden Ragebound. That's it; two platformers. To my knowledge, there's no good action games, shooters, RPG's, or anything of that sort coming out in the second half of 2025.
How do you call this fine?
Anonymous No.714368978
>>714366448
>The video game industry as a whole is fucking dying.
AAA is dying. Video games in general are fine.
Anonymous No.714369253 >>714369735
>>714368556
>games I have to look forward to at the moment are Silksong
cope. name one (1) game that went through development hell, taking almost a decade, from an indie that wasnt complete shit on release - when the game is so basic and simple it shouldve easily made it in a year or two.
its going to suck, anon. Chances are zero of the OG devs are at the team anymore.
Anonymous No.714369694
>>714368038
back in the 80s
Anonymous No.714369735 >>714370154
>>714369253
I know the odds are stacked against it, which I think better illustrates my point. The only game there is to look forward to at the moment is a game that's been in development hell for ages. THAT'S IT! This is definitely not what I'd call fine.

That being said, Mina The Hollower and the new Ninja Gaiden sidescroller will probably be pretty okay. I definitely don't expect to be blown away or anything. But at this point I'll take what I can get!
Anonymous No.714370154 >>714371326
>>714369735
you sound like either
>you dont play enough games and base all this off on some arbitrary AAA releases, ignoring the whole industry at large
or, and this is more likely since you mention indies
>you are depressed / bored and are addicted to games, unable to get dopamine hits from the vast amount of them, you no longer have fun with games because youve done way too much, so you decide its games that are shit now, but the reality is youre hopping from game to game, playing several in a night before giving up and just watching videos or jacking off. meanwhile you wonder why these games all get massive reviews, why are people so okay with such boring games! you think. but the reality is your brain is so fried from constant gaming, youve turned everything to shit

games are fine, anon, im still having a good time with new games. Just went back and played Armored core 6 and realised how fucking amazing it was, indies are going strong. Just bagged a bunch from the steam sales

im having a hard time picking, ive got like 20 games on the go and no time to play them.
Anonymous No.714370940 >>714378320
>>714338729
Games about cute robot women with swords if Stellar Blade is anything to go by.
Anonymous No.714371326 >>714372178
>>714370154
>but the reality is youre hopping from game to game, playing several in a night before giving up
That's not true at all. These days I either boot up dota, or I try out an old game, usually beating it within one or two days. I'm sure there's good indie games out there, but it's pretty hard finding them if you're too lazy to follow Steam Next Fest (like me).
Aside from the few games I mentioned, the most recent indie games in my wishlist are from last year.
>Just went back and played Armored core 6
Not a 2025 game...
Anonymous No.714372178 >>714374315
>>714371326
>Not a 2025 game...
neither is dota?
who said anything about 2025 but you?
2024 was only a few months ago, games released in 2025 started development way back in 2020 in some cases. Its kind of an irrelevant deflection.

also
>dota
kek well gee whiz if thats what you consider good gaming then yeah I guess its over
Anonymous No.714372942
>>714310792
>that image
Lmao
Anonymous No.714373676
>>714338729
I like msot genres, what I hate is this feeling many modern games have, both AAA and indie, where it doesn't feel like they tried to appeal to anyone. I can look at a game and go "not my thing but I can see why someone whould play it", but many do not have that feel anymore.
Think the best way to put it is that comment some Bungie dev made back in Halo 2 development where hee said "we're just making a game we want to play on evenings with the boys and beer". They all obsess so much on presentation, representation, stories and messages that they forget that this is suppossed to be a game people want to play to have fun in some way. They forgot that as long as a game is fun to play, people will deal with everything else, but they're too afraid to show something "offensive" or wrapped up in their own worldviews.
Ironically, the stereotypical representation of people in media like Street Fighter, Gears of War or anime have done more for other cultures than your clearly fake and forced attempt to show what they aren't like.
Anonymous No.714374315 >>714383314
>>714372178
I don't consider any multiplayer game "good gaming". They've been dead for a very long time. Dota is just the one that I personally enjoy.
Anonymous No.714374345
>>714368038
There's some show from the 90's where a politcal correct character takes control of society and during a phone call he says "let the right control the goverment and the left control the media. That's how it should be and how it always has been."
The two sides don't play the same game because they don't have the same interests, so besides dedicated channels for it, the right doesn't need to appeal in the same way the left does, because reality is that most left leaning people are young or make a living by existing while right ones ar emsotly owners or bussinessmen. Go look up the richest people on every country and which side they lean on, then go check which side most media celebrities lean. In reality, both are succesful and have what they want, so there's no need to change the status quo that much. And the democratic system allows for each to have a spotlight every few years without ever going full on that side.
Anonymous No.714375796
>>714311146
>Why did leftists choose to be on the side of ugly, repulsive slop?
Cause that's what their voter base looks like.
Anonymous No.714377472
>>714363234
>at this point I'm just curious about why it was cancelled.
It took this so-called "AAAA" studio 7 years to produce a fake vertical slice.
Anonymous No.714377726
>>714316725
I don't trust this guy. His smile is so fake.
Anonymous No.714378004 >>714378456
>>714311146
if you push that ugly things are good it means you don't need skill or talent to make beautiful things in order to be successful
so you can just continually cycle out college grad drones and overseas poos as needed to churn out shit without worry if you smooth out the brains of your customers enough
its been working for the past decade and change more or less
Anonymous No.714378320
>>714370940
Xbox won't have the balls to make cute or sexy women. They seem to be allergic with cute, sexy women and rather be the gayest platform around. Other companies seems to abandoned pride and they still made Halo gay.
Anonymous No.714378456 >>714379441 >>714383696 >>714394547
>>714378004
>its been working for the past decade
doesnt seem to considering everything related to that is flopping now. funny enough the takeaway from these troons is "people only want remakes/sequels now!!!!" and putting the blame on the public instead of trying to understand why their new slop sucks. such egotripping people. no wonder anyone who wants to work just goes indie like the expedition 33 guys, all thats left are people sitting still and smoking weed in these AAAAAAAA++++ companies
Anonymous No.714379441
>>714378456
the pendelum has slowed but at most its only just started changing direction if its changed at all
the recent films and vidya that have flopped are only the absolute lowest quality garbage being released with not a single redeeming quality to spam for damage control against "alt right trolls" and the like
Elio in particular was set up to fail after trying to redo the story to make it less gay (whatever they put out is apparently the "less gay" version) and it was given zero marketing
there is still plenty of buzz and hype around upcoming trash and its not like everybody is going back and suddenly reversing their opinions on slop like last of us, horizon, jedi survivor, etc in droves
Anonymous No.714379474
That manjaw wasnt gonna make people buy game anyway.
Better to kill it now then lose more later.
Anonymous No.714381141
>>714306418
Fable died the moment they refused to make a PC version of the second game
Anonymous No.714381147
the fall of western studios for real. even cucksoft falls, kek
Anonymous No.714382174
>>714307823
BOGGED
Anonymous No.714383314
>>714374315
can you play it solo? Whats it like walking around an empty map if you can?

I have a strange enjoyment of dead mp games, walking around empty maps. I dont know why.
Anonymous No.714383696
>>714378456
>such egotripping people
this, these people think theyre not just as good as the greats but better
The lord of the rings (new) folk literally think and act like they are not only just as good as tolkien, but also better - going to 'fix' his work and remove those pesky racist nigger orc stereotypes or whatever.
They think theyre hot shit, despite the industry being 100% karens hiring karens.
Anonymous No.714384797
>>714307823
Had to get Control refunded
Anonymous No.714385541 >>714388081 >>714388564 >>714390250
>>714305762 (OP)
Foslerfer on suicide watch!
Anonymous No.714388081
>>714385541
She cute, leave her out of this
Anonymous No.714388564
>>714385541
she's probably relieved that her look didn't get made obsolete by the new one
Anonymous No.714390030
>>714311095
>She looked like this originally
No, that's what the technology was capable of showing. Now post promotional art, which was rendered on more powerful computers and reflects what the developers considered her to look like.
Anonymous No.714390057
>>714305762 (OP)
>perfect dark
You just know they were going to make a sassy black woman.
Fuck you microsoft from saving us from this slop
Anonymous No.714390250
>>714385541
what an ugly tranny
Anonymous No.714390653
>>714305762 (OP)

>do effectively nothing for years
>act shocked when you get hit with layoffs
Anonymous No.714390867
>>714363456
Uk sold everything to foreign corporations, brtian doesn't make anything independently anymore.
Anonymous No.714391176
>>714307285
angry john
Anonymous No.714391664
>>714307285
Johanna, (pronounced yohanna), its german
Anonymous No.714392557
>>714307823
I never understood anons freaking out over the chin, she's litrally looking sideways. The real issue is the lack of cheek shadows.
Anonymous No.714394521
>>714307285
Rem Emberme
Anonymous No.714394547
>>714378456
Should i go see elio for the meme guys? Its playing near me still.
Anonymous No.714394680
>>714366009
Anonymous No.714394751
State of Decay 3 status?
Anonymous No.714394972
>>714307823
Mewing Chudsis
Anonymous No.714396830 >>714398492
>>714305762 (OP)
oh nooooo
the Steller Blade coomershit game got cancelled
whatever shall you all do
Anonymous No.714398492
>>714396830
>stellar blade mentioned for no reason
Amazing how this game mindbroke troons this much
Anonymous No.714398924
>>714305762 (OP)
>I just killed the studio? With my freakin chin?
Anonymous No.714400220
>>714334256
a lifelike sexbot
Anonymous No.714400336
>>714306418
Maybe then Playground Games could unskeleton crew Horizon 5 and give us Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift.
Anonymous No.714402913
>>714311868
>Fascist Ethnostate
That would be too based for Trump to do.
Anonymous No.714403002
>>714315731
>>/pol/
Anonymous No.714403135
>>714321106
Total
Chud
Victory
Anonymous No.714403663 >>714405789
>>714305762 (OP)
LMAO wasn't everwild JUST announced
Anonymous No.714405789
>>714403663
>10 years to become playable.......in some parts.