Thread 714312021

Why are people just replying jackie chan now to questions where it would make no sense?

>>714312021 (OP)
YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO
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>>714312021 (OP)
https://youtu.be/b-qLC_ptImo

>>714312021 (OP)
Jade gave me yellow fever.

>>714312021 (OP)
you must be at least 18 years old to post on this website

>draw a full grown woman
>put her in a child body

She's a child...

>>714312021 (OP)
Toothpaste pizza lamp

>>714312021 (OP)
>Now

>>714312021 (OP)
>Now
Post more Jade

>>714313062
yes NOW

>>714312021 (OP)
Jackie Chan

>>714313254
name a single other time this happened

>>714312021 (OP)
were you born in like 2008

>>714312021 (OP)
UH UHHHH JACKIE CHAN- oh dangit!

>>714313395
I've seen it happen since I've been here since 07

>>714313408
try ten years earlier

>>714312021 (OP)
>>714313395
>>714313607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN71h43iR6U

>>714313607
I haven't seen it a single time since this year and I come almost every day. Link to the archives?

>>714313790
So this was like some real life meme from before? I kinda don't get millennial culture. An outside joke in this case?

>>714312021 (OP)
Have you tried asking /co/

>>714312021 (OP)
This show was pure kino. Most cartoon shows based on celebrities are usually the most self-indulgent crap ever.

>>714314208
people are saying it on /v/ though
also jackie chan is a real person more in line with /tv/

>>714314504
Jackie Chan is pretty fucking based.
Iirc, he pretty much dumped everything he made from his movies back home to help his hometown and set up a fuckton of youth outreach programs, and dig ass cracks of china out of the third world.
Say what you will for greater games of geopolitics, but if more celebs were like Jackie Chan, the world would be a better place.

>>714314598
what

>want to share new kinos
>/f/ still dead
>/wsg/ is reddit
Is there a general on /tv/ for short films?

>>714312021 (OP)
Kelsey Grammer!

>>714315086
He also uses his kung fu to beat up his wife and throw his child around.
I love his movies too, but don't paint him as some kind of saint.

>>714315664
Based

>>714315664
The mental image of Jackie Chan roundhouse kicking a 6 year old across a room is way too fucking funny.

>>714315664
>It's Chun-li time
>No, dad! no!

>lot of condescension and no actual answers
I hate /v/ sometimes

>>714316846
it's a meme, you dip

>>714312021 (OP)
>sassy, bratty, Asian niece to a famous martial artist
When did you realise Li Li Stormstout is just Jade Chan's fursona?

>MAGIC
>MUST DEFEAT
>MAGIC

>>714317160
fucking obviously why is it coming out of nowhere when jackie chan is like 1000 years old? no ones replying audrey hepburn or chuck norris to just random shit

>>714317272
>Jade Chan
God
I'm too far gone.
I don't see it with Jackie Chan, but Jade's just uncommon enough that for a split second, I saw Jade Chan as like, the fukkin weeb honorific suffix whatever, and had a moment of perplexed, indignant ire about Jackie Chan Adventures being treated like an anime.
Fuck

>>714317485
>or chuck norris
Not this shit again

>>714312021 (OP)
ONE MORE TING

This has to be bait.

>>714317731
>asian columbo

>>714312834
>draw a full grown woman
>Jade
??????????????????????????

>>714317485
It didn't burn out quite as hard as Chuck Norris so people still find it funny and I don't think Hepburn was ever part of any meme

Why has Jade never reappeared in any media?

>>714318157
why is this covered in anti-AI shit that makes it look like an early 90s TV screen?

>>714318157
noooooooooo the advertisers! Also source?

>>714318301
https://baraag.net/@starchy/109339339648969939

>>714318157
That is a very shitty drawing of Jade, her body proportions are all retarded. Anyway the closest we'll ever get to Jade Chan appearing in any other media is the furry chinese Gummi Bear version of her in World of Warcraft

>>714318370
thank you

>>714317639
>>714318117
yea I know chuck norris had jokes what I'm saying is no one blurts out his name to a bunch of random questions like some form of brainrot. At least the jokes had some context of him being a tough guy that made sense.

>>714317731
>>714317992
This one is a forced meme from a marketing campain. It's just as unnatural as the glownigger memes of /pol/.

>Jade
>Gwen from Ben 10
Any other spunky pubescent sidekicks you guys recall?

>>714318465
fuck off

>>714318572
no

>>714312021 (OP)
Jackie Chan is in my top 3 action actors, and it sucks he only makes shitty movies now. He alsonhad a lot of shit movied before, but the stunts made it all worth it, but now he is old. Also, I remember watching the cartoon with one of my best friends back in the day, he died a few years ago

>>714318554
Penny from Inspector Gadget.

>>714318489
It's literally the catchphrase of a character from the Jackie Chan show you zoomer faggot. Holy shit I want to reach into my monitor and enter your room and kill you and rape your family your comment pissed me off so much well done nigger I hope you get AIDS and your dog dies

>>714315993
my mental image was of him using household furniture to beat them with like his movies.

>>714318157
>Why has Jade never reappeared in any media?
she got recast as Azula when she got a little older

>>714318554
Plenty.

>>714318554
Ashoka

>>714318554
Bulma was spunky

>>714312021 (OP)
What the FUCK is her appeal?

>>714316846
Autists are the worst

>>714312021 (OP)
name 5 coherent replies that aren't jackie chan

>>714319550
better than you

>>714316846
see
>>714313790
You stupid faggot

>>714315664
Is this supposed to be some kind of gotcha? Dude probably uses the perfect amount of force to keep his wife and kids in line without abuse.

LONELY VIRGIN SKIPS PROM

>>714319980
If thats actually the source why is it popping off now?

>>714320663
>now
Jackie Chan meme is ancient, m8.

>>714320663
it's not funny enough for you to have seen it on r/4chan so you only started seeing it when you came here recently

>>714320663
>now
It's an ancient meme you newniggee

>>714320663
Because you are new as fuck and have a bias to your own experience.

>>714320143
You're in an age where flicking your child's nose for misbehaving is treated the same as breaking their nose.

Hey this isn't video games. This is just western cunny

>>714320774
>>714320941
>>714321217
Ok tismoids why now at this point in time are people using it? no one uses the trollface anymore
maybe this shit was happening in 2007 or whatever but there was surely a major break even you must have seen

>>714321680
Its been this way for a while. Bruiseless punishments are the way. A good old ear twisting gets the job done.

>>714322005
Some memes are more timeless than others.

>>714322207
I'm not talking about lasting power I'm talking about boomeranging. Like evanescense is back because of the dmc thing. Ok there you go its an explanation.

>>714312021 (OP)
here you go newfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN71h43iR6U

>>714322005
I still see it and post it myself infrequently. It's less like trollface and more like calling somebody butthurt in more creative terms (anal pained, rectal ravaged, booty bothered, etc). It's not a every thread kind of meme but you shouldn't be caught off guard seeing it

>>714322549
yea I know someone already posted it this is ass old though unless the algo pushed it on people I don't see why everyone would just start suddenly doing this in every thread

>>714320663
Because it isn't you fucking retard. It's been around forever. You don't remember it because you're underage b& and just started posting here in the last few years

>>714322005
Sometimes memes get temporarily revived once a newfag discovers it and starts spamming to fit in. It's easy to observe this phenomenon by watching the filenames if it's an image.

>>714322657
And you were posting it from like 2010s to 2024?

>>714322896
>last few years
how stupid do you have to be not to realize even this fictional scenario undermines your whole argument

>>714318785
>early 2000s Jade
>late 2000s Azula
>early 2010s Li Ming
surely, I did not grow up lusting after the same person

>>714322903
>filenames
I routinely delete my saved images and I rarely transfer files onto any jew storage. Been posting here since 2007 and I don't have anything saved from before 2024

>>714323219
>and I don't have anything saved from before 2024
bleak

>>714321053
Holy esl

>>714323219
Ok newfag

>>714322985
Ya every once in a while when it was appropriate. You probably saw it plenty of times and didn't notice and ate just now noticing it for whatever reason. Also the Jackie Chan meme was at its strongest in 2011-13, you're not beating the newfag allegations by calling it an 07 meme

>>714321053
She's just a little girl, anon!

>>714323286
Yeah all my saved images from here start with 17. I'll look through my folder and say to myself why do I have all this gay bullshit saved? and delete it all. It was mostly crap but looking back there's a few things I wish I kept

>>714323486
2007 is still newfag so yes

>>714323219
>I routinely delete my saved images
>Been posting here since 2007
You're not convincing anyone. And that wasn't even the fucking point you worthless niggerbrained wannabe.

>>714323560
I only called it that because thats what someone in the thread said

>>714323671
but there are tons of great reactions that are priceless

>>714315664
Well yea, that's how Chinese discipline their families?

>>714324102
i thought they birthed and then strangled a female infant once a year as a display of dominance

>>714320663
Zoomers find old thing and recycle it. Guess we were funnier than you thought, zoomies

>>714324189
all of them

>>714323793
I don't have to convince you of anything faggot. Think what you want.

Name 5 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Protip: you can't

>>714324318
All of them?!