>break up with your 10/10 trad ex italian gf because you fall in love with some dumb blonde bimbo bitch that doesnt love you back
>have that ex italian woman still love you and sing songs about how much she loves and misses you
>even puts on a festival entirely for mario in the biggest city of the franchise
Fuck mario, he’s the true villain of the franchise

Mario is gay coded

>>714329935 (OP)
not only that but instead of picking his own race he'd rather racemix with a nordic woman

>>714329935 (OP)
What the hell does ex italian mean? Did she stop being italian? Can they do that?

>>714331078
ex girlfriend

Mario broke up with this?

>>714329935 (OP)
Mario needs to lose the wig and embrace his bald head.

>>714329935 (OP)
Why the hell would a PLUMBER think that he has any chance to be with ROYALTY?

He won with Pauline. He doesn't need a useless femoid who repeatedly gets kidnapped by a turtle several times a week.

>>714329935 (OP)
Mario gets bitches.. you wouldn't understand, incel.