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Anonymous No.714329935 [Report] >>714330104 >>714331078 >>714332274 >>714332550 >>714333765
>break up with your 10/10 trad ex italian gf because you fall in love with some dumb blonde bimbo bitch that doesnt love you back
>have that ex italian woman still love you and sing songs about how much she loves and misses you
>even puts on a festival entirely for mario in the biggest city of the franchise
Fuck mario, he’s the true villain of the franchise
Anonymous No.714330045 [Report]
Mario is gay coded
Anonymous No.714330104 [Report]
>>714329935 (OP)
not only that but instead of picking his own race he'd rather racemix with a nordic woman
Anonymous No.714331078 [Report] >>714331728
>>714329935 (OP)
What the hell does ex italian mean? Did she stop being italian? Can they do that?
Anonymous No.714331728 [Report]
>>714331078
ex girlfriend
Anonymous No.714331996 [Report]
Mario broke up with this?
Anonymous No.714332274 [Report]
>>714329935 (OP)
Mario needs to lose the wig and embrace his bald head.
Anonymous No.714332550 [Report]
>>714329935 (OP)
Why the hell would a PLUMBER think that he has any chance to be with ROYALTY?

He won with Pauline. He doesn't need a useless femoid who repeatedly gets kidnapped by a turtle several times a week.
Anonymous No.714333765 [Report]
>>714329935 (OP)
Mario gets bitches.. you wouldn't understand, incel.