Thread 714331551

Zelda has a perfect ass.

>>714331551 (OP)
She owes me sex

IMAGINE how SMELLY the gaseous emissions from there must be!

>>714331551 (OP)
damn ganon tapped that

actually if you are attracted to asses in any way whatsoever you are BROWN. trve white men like anorexic sticks with ginormous disproportionate tits affixed onto their chests

>>714331902
nobody that posts on internet forums is white

>>714331902
Kek true
White men venus is Hitomi Tanaka

>>714331551 (OP)
Show more. Now. I demand it.

>>714331551 (OP)
This garbage has some of the ugliest muddiest visuals.

>>714331902
princess zelda is the complete package though

this looks to good to be in-game emulated

Reminder anyone who says you should dislike any body parts of any woman is a faggot who wants to straight people to die

>>714331902
I'm 200% White (Russian (Finno-Ugrian)) and I love ass

>>714332057
rare ESL truthnuke

>>714331551 (OP)
>AI sloppa
She already has a perfect ass in game so why resort to jeetsloppa?

>>714332057
basado

>>714332218
This is stupid. You could use the same logic for boobs.
>"Damn, she could feed so many of my kids with those big boobs"
that being said, ass and hips are superior

>>714331902
Im attracted to big butts, small butts, big boobs, small boobs and i dont care if she's underage or a hag i WILL get hard

fuck off back to your blonde whore thread >>714330883 and stop spamming.

>>714332394
Except that's not how breasts work at all

>>714331902
Thanks for offering your women to us I really appreciate it knowing voluptious women are built for brown and black men

>>714332486
doesn't matter how they work. Man sees big boobs and thinks "she will be good to nurture babies". If a woman has large boobs in a regular state, they will get even bigger during pregnancy

>>714331902
no one who's legitimately attracted to something would use the word "disproportionate" to describe it

>>714332218
I just want to fuck skinny bitches because they’re weak therefore rape worthy.

>>714331551 (OP)
only the blackest, swarthiest, nastiest and biggest gorilla monkey from the deepest jungle of the congo could satisfy said specimen nothing else will do

>>714332218
I settled the debate a long time ago by loving both, denying yourself either is folly and will be met with the faggot bat.

>>714332578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U51A_4bVg5A

>>714332180
Russians aren't white

>>714332218
>ascended development "damn she shits from there?!?!?"

>>714332747
definitely something a mentally stable white man says
>>714332862
what does this have to do with my point?

>>714331551 (OP)
It is a might fine ass.

>>714332218
I like faces

>>714332218
>blonde hair and blue eyes
>on an ass man
top kek

>>714331902
I like big fat asses on brown women like Latinas but I don’t like them on white women because I assume she’s some niggerlover.

>>714332218
fat women with zero/bad tits headed this propaganda
BIG TITTIES ARE ETERNAL

>>714331551 (OP)
What do you think her farts sound and smell like?

>>714333064
>Amerimutts share more in common with Africans than the european man
The absolute state of america

Ai

What if Zelda was a girl?

if tits are the white man preference and asses are the brownoid choice
what is the ethnicity for feet so i can laugh at feetfags even more

>>714332218
For me, it's the belly. Fit, flat ones.

>>714333083
>I assume she’s some niggerlover
if you say that about anyone who's not a proven niggerlover, that's extremely gay

>>714331551 (OP)
Imagine the braps...

>naked princess offered to you for negotiation terms
this needs to happen more often in bideo games

>>714332286
Because I want to see it bare you fag

>>714333381
Asian and Jewish people

>>714332798
I like the way you think pal

>>714331551 (OP)
What a beautiful thread.

>>714331551 (OP)
zelink troon has arrived

>>714331551 (OP)
thats Link

>all the good vanilla doujins of link and zelda aren't translated
f ug

Cute buttcheeks!

>>714333623
slut

>>714333509
I’m not taking any chances.