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Anonymous No.714346157 >>714347971 >>714348005 >>714350928 >>714352653 >>714353426 >>714353731 >>714354432 >>714354550 >>714354830 >>714356364 >>714356425 >>714359207 >>714362141 >>714363192 >>714363245 >>714363361 >>714364018
nintendo switch 2
https://www.theverge.com/report/695915/switch-2-usb-c-third-party-docks-dont-work-authentication-encryption

[not really news] Nintendo continues to be psychotically hostile to their customers by making USB C port locked down and unusable for non-nintendo devices.

>That “U” in USB isn’t always “universal,” but this is generally true: if you plug any USB-C to HDMI adapter, dock, or hub into a USB-C laptop, tablet or handheld that supports USB-C video output, you can expect to see your screen automatically appear on your TV.

>But as you probably now suspect, the Nintendo Switch 2 doesn’t do it that way. When you plug the Switch 2 into a third-party dock or hub, it may refuse to negotiate power. Other times, it’ll get the power it asks for, but then the conversation will abruptly grind to a halt.

>Because that’s when the Nintendo Switch 2 will start talking in code — proprietary messages only Nintendo can decipher.

No more travel friendly 3rd party docks for switch 2 owners
Why? Anti-piracy probably.
Anonymous No.714346604
Not owning digital good, lol.
Not owning phsyical hardware, lmao even.
Anonymous No.714346725 >>714347873 >>714347960
my dock works just fine why would i want 3rd party trash?
Anonymous No.714347873 >>714348078 >>714354927
>>714346725
maybe you dont like the dock in the future or come up with a use case like travel

Its also a principle issue of having an usb c port that works like an usb c port
Anonymous No.714347957
Only snoys have a problem with this.
Anonymous No.714347960 >>714347979 >>714348078
>>714346725
You cock suckers are incredible.
Anonymous No.714347971 >>714355326
>>714346157 (OP)
EU is gonna fuck them up
Anonymous No.714347979 >>714348439
>>714347960
That's my point, anon. They're pulling the rug before anyone's sitting on it. They jumped too early and are jacking up prices while nobody's using their product so it's killing them.
Anonymous No.714348005
>>714346157 (OP)
dirty youropoor hands are all over this. go write another petition or something, fucking plebs
Anonymous No.714348078
>>714347960
>>714347873
suck madkatz dick some more insect
Anonymous No.714348436
You vill own nothing
Anonymous No.714348439 >>714349316
>>714347979
the dock comes with the console anon
Anonymous No.714348787
haters are getting desperate
are we going to pretend anyone is going to change their mind of buying a switch 2 and enjoying masterpieces like mario kart world, duskbloods, dk bananza, etc because you can't use chink accessories to dock it when it already comes with a dock anyway?
Anonymous No.714349260 >>714354447 >>714354731 >>714355236 >>714356764 >>714360876
Its pretty incredible how every anti-consumer move Apple made nintendo copies.
>repairability? fuck you we use proprietary screws, pair components and glue shit in place
>3rd party accessories? Fuck you
>display has no overdrive and is slowest on record
>storage is somehow at an extreme premium despite nvme ssds tech being super cheap
>writing a tos that states they can arbitrarily brick your device for any reason

and every step of the way the tendies defend the corporation
Anonymous No.714349316
>>714348439
I love 4chan so much. You can just be confidently wrong like this guy, like this guy legitimately made every part of this post up in his head, then get blown out and slink away. This post was so dumb I'm not even sure it wasn't ai. This is crazy.
Anonymous No.714349456 >>714367637
The myth of USB-C power delivery negotiations
Anonymous No.714350032 >>714350302
Remember that thread with the faggots who thought the Switch 2's USB port was compliant with the spec
lol
I don't think they were even shitposting or ragebaiting, they genuinely thought Nintendo's not doing some wacky shit with the USB-C port as if they haven't done the same thing on the first Switch
Anonymous No.714350302
>>714350032
i mean it's likely fully complaint
the problem is the USBC standard is utterly fucked and passing the compliance test is as easy as technically being able to deliver 5v power, you don't even need to pass data to have the certification
Anonymous No.714350928 >>714351793
>>714346157 (OP)
This shit shiuld be illegal
Anonymous No.714350961 >>714352150 >>714352297
>they added a second USBC to the top of the console so you can plug something in while it's docked
>it doesn't work for transferring screenshots to your PC. THAT is from the bottom USB port only
lol?
Anonymous No.714351793 >>714353438
>>714350928
maybe they'll fix it with a firmware update just how they fixed the slowest screen in recorded human history
Anonymous No.714352150
>>714350961
Nintendomination...
Anonymous No.714352297 >>714354836
>>714350961
Top port exists purely so you can charge it in tabletop which was one of the biggest design flaws of the Switch 1. They probably figured that the effort and PCB space required to wire the second port up to data too wasn't worth it, and they were right.
Anonymous No.714352653 >>714352936 >>714352978 >>714353971
>>714346157 (OP)
Why not just make an entirely custom port if it's only going to work with nintendo approved hardware?
Anonymous No.714352936
>>714352653
Illegal in EU.
Anonymous No.714352978
>>714352653
Because then they'd get fucked by the European union
Anonymous No.714353107 >>714353142
Is this the latest schizo cope? LMFAOO
Anonymous No.714353142
>>714353107
how ironic
Anonymous No.714353234 >>714354323
I've never once used a 3rd party dock or even seen them sold anywhere

how desperate are people to find SOMETHING wrong with the switch 2
Anonymous No.714353308
This is nothing new. The original Switch also did this. Back to the Discord OP, you need to find a new cope.
Anonymous No.714353426
>>714346157 (OP)
>That “U” in USB isn’t always “universal,”
why are people still writing stuff like this? that shit was already annoying 15 years ago
Anonymous No.714353438
>>714351793
i know the screen sucks but if you say this you should be forced to use a gamecom for a week
Anonymous No.714353492 >>714354112
It’s impressive how quickly Nintendo speed ran becoming the most evil company in gaming these past few months. They were always somewhat anti consumer but all the stuff I’ve been hearing lately is just unbelievable.
Anonymous No.714353731 >>714354027
>>714346157 (OP)
This one from gamestop works, which I got primarily for my work travel.
https://web.archive.org/web/20250702195506/https://www.theverge.com/report/695915/switch-2-usb-c-third-party-docks-dont-work-authentication-encryption
The article itself seems to be AI-assisted to be needlessly padded out, and of course it was all clickbait to begin with.
It wasn't about third-party Switch 2 docks, it was USB hubs of every kind not being compatible out the box.
Anonymous No.714353838
>You have to buy the dock for the Switch 2 separately! Dead on arrival!
Immediately proven to be misinformation
>You can't buy additional docks! It's over...

Remember, it's not about what they do, it's about whether or not you like them.
Anonymous No.714353971
>>714352653
They are trying to skirt around regulations.
Anonymous No.714354027 >>714354174
>>714353731
The article literally notes that third party dock manufacturers are struggling to figure out how to get past Nintendo’s encryption. They’re clearly trying to stop them from selling 3rd party docks.
Anonymous No.714354112
>>714353492
More evil then stealing an artists assets for an extract shooter of a dead ip that has nothing to do with said ip and raising console/online costs AGAIN?
Anonymous No.714354161
Wasn't the entire point of the UBS-C legislation so people can do with their device whatever they want as long as they have USB-C compatible hardware?
Anonymous No.714354174 >>714354260
>>714354027
>They’re clearly trying to stop them from selling 3rd party docks
You mean trying to stop unlicensed 3rd party docks. Rest of the industry is getting fucked so Nintendo's resorting back to this shit again.
Anonymous No.714354260 >>714354323
>>714354174
Yeah so they can get money from licenses. Do you not see the problem here?
Anonymous No.714354292 >>714354457
So is it not USB-C then? Is this even legal?
Anonymous No.714354323
>>714354260
I dont >>714353234
Anonymous No.714354372
>WAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I CANT PIRATE GAMES
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I DONT WANA PAY NINTENDO FOR NINTENDO GAMES
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.714354414 >>714354631 >>714359621
This is a good thing. With the Stop Killing Games campaign on the horizon the industry needs to find ways to fight back against company rights abuses. This is just their way to protect the IP that the Europeans want to steal from them. I reiterate. This is a good thing if you're not a communist. It will be some short term pain for long term benefit.
Anonymous No.714354432 >>714354529
>>714346157 (OP)
Based Nintendo. Fuck grifters
Anonymous No.714354447 >>714354492
>>714349260
and now apple is collapsing due to the most random shit ever, ai.
wonder what thing is gonna get nintendo in their ivory tower.
Anonymous No.714354457
>>714354292
not in the EU
Anonymous No.714354492
>>714354447
>apple is collapsing
whut
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Anonymous No.714354529 >>714354589 >>714354710
>>714354432
You slugs would buy Nintendo-branded electricity if you could.
Anonymous No.714354550 >>714354758
>>714346157 (OP)
It seems like all the initial Switch 2 hype died almost immediately when people realized MKW sucks. Is there any chance of a comeback?
Anonymous No.714354589
>>714354529
>this retarded American would not buy electricity with motion controls
you guys hate fun, huh?
Anonymous No.714354631 >>714354707
>>714354414
What's the story here?
Anonymous No.714354706
Switch2fags must be punching the air right now because Nintendo didn't think to also block out third-party controllers.
Anonymous No.714354707
>>714354631
3 people decide to make a video for tiktok
Anonymous No.714354710
>>714354529
>making up scenarios in your head
Embarrassing
Anonymous No.714354731 >>714354862 >>714355013
>>714349260
bumping for this
tendies are nothing but cattle to be milked
Anonymous No.714354758
>>714354550
>5M sold in a mont
>still out of stock
Yep, nintendo is going 3rd party tomorrow
Anonymous No.714354830
>>714346157 (OP)
Bro do you not remember that people started to use small portable non-Nintendo licensed Switch docks and they were frying their systems?
Nintendo probably wants to make sure that doesn't happen again, and if they allowed it you would be complaining that Nintendo was sending out faulty hardware.
But we already know why you're here.

>psychotically hostile
Lol just fuck off and got outside, but not before you take a shower. You reek of ass.
Anonymous No.714354836 >>714356045
>>714352297
You can connect a webcam on it too, so it has data but maybe dont have access to the data on the console? it must be weird to build a locked up device like a console.
Anonymous No.714354862
>>714354731
Anonymous No.714354927 >>714355208
>>714347873
>Its also a principle issue of having an usb c port that works like an usb c port
Ive seen no proof or evidence of this. OParticle is literally the only one saying this, there has been zero user reports of 3rd party docks not working, or 3rd party USBC connectors in general not working.
I just tested my phone charger, and sure enough it worked.
Its been a month, if this were real youd have reports flooding in. Since we dont, we can assume OParticle is a liar. or stupid.
Maybe stop believing everything you read online without investigating yourself first? A lesson I was taught in 1995.
This is like saying some shitty 3rd party gamecube memory card not working proves nintendo "walled the garden" on memory cards, when in reality, you just bought a cheap knockoff piece of trash that doesnt work.
Anonymous No.714354979 >>714355042
>Nintendofags paid half a grand just to play a Mario Kart spinoff, only to be treated like this
>and they're gleefully spreading their assholes wider for more, because they learned that can justify literally fucking terrible to themselves as long as they know it makes someone else "seethe" on an anonymous Bosnian fishbone jewelry forum
Anonymous No.714355013 >>714355114
>>714354731
and now the defence for for locked down parts is same as with apple
>you need to use apple branded cables or they malfunction, apple is just protecting their customers by making more money
>you need to use nintendo branded docks or they malfunction, app- nintendo is just protecting their customers by making more money
Anonymous No.714355042 >>714355273
>>714354979
Please tell me more about men spreading out their assholes, you seem to know a lot about that.
Anonymous No.714355047 >>714355119 >>714355251
Nintendo plastics and PCBs are folded 1000x for superior power charging capabilities. You're just not going to get that quality in a 3rd-party dock
Anonymous No.714355048
>3rd party dock

I can't think of a bigger cuck purchase than that.
Anonymous No.714355114 >>714355167
>>714355013
Its funny you didn’t even read the article
>As of today, only one single third-party dock claims to be compatible with the Nintendo Switch 2. And you probably won’t be surprised to hear that when I tested the $36 Antank S3 Max (aka SiWiQU TV Dock Station), I found it speaks Nintendo’s coded language.
Anonymous No.714355119
>>714355047
>To be fair it's been a decade since 3rd party peripherals were objectively inferior to what Sony/microshit and Nintendo make. Madcats, 8bitdo, gamesir. Do not redeem, they are shit.
Anonymous No.714355167 >>714355209
>>714355114
>siwiqu Ching chong chairman mão docking station
Anonymous No.714355208
>>714354927
>It's not happening
>And if it's happening it's not that bad
>And if it is that bad, it's not my fault
>and if it was, I didn't mean it
>and if I did, you deserved it
Anonymous No.714355209
>>714355167
>only nintendo brands work
>the article you linked names a 3p that works
>ew who would use 3p chink shit
Congratulations, you played yourself
Anonymous No.714355236 >>714355427 >>714355504 >>714355792 >>714356606 >>714356812
>>714349260
>glue shit in place
There is no glue on any component youd need to replace.
>3rd party accessories? Fuck you
they work, OP is a liar. and you fell for it (or just decided to believe it because muh nintendo bad narrative)
>display has no overdrive and is slowest on record
proven lie. Pic related.
>writing a tos that states they can arbitrarily brick your device for any reason
also a lie. The ToS clearly states that tampering with the system or its code, aka hacking it, gives them the right to ban your console from connecting online. You can still use the system, play on the system, and mod it however you want. But you cannot connect online anymore... which is totally fair and justifiable.
>storage is somehow at an extreme premium despite nvme ssds tech being super cheap
its not an NVME SSD, its a micro SD express. Their prices are in line with other micro SD express cards, which are new relatively speaking.

Man the haters have nothing but lies to work with eh? And as soon as they get called out for lying, ALL they can say is "shill! bootlicker!"
But what they cant say is "youre wrong and heres why"
none of them fact check, none of them verify. They just parrot whatever narrative affirming BS they read.

Nintendo won just by their haters going over the top with retardation. Never stop your enemy when they are making a mistake I guess.
Anonymous No.714355251
>>714355047
you're joking but this is true for nintendo just like apple. every nintendo fan and apple fan know these things for good reason. a $20 charger just doesn't feel right unlike the $100 option.
i'm glad that this time around nintendo is forcing the tech illiterate to actually have some standards and use the right tools for the job.
Anonymous No.714355273 >>714355362
>>714355042
I've been witnessing it plenty here, especially in those faggoty fucking Peach threads where you queers roleplay about milking each other's dicks and talk about wanting to become women.
Anonymous No.714355326
>>714347971
2 more weeks
Anonymous No.714355362
>>714355273
>I go into ERPing threads quite often
Strange way to come out of the closet, but you do you
Anonymous No.714355409 >>714355592 >>714357526
Is this the "controversy" of the day?
Anonymous No.714355427 >>714356764
>>714355236
>There is no glue on any component youd need to replace.
They literally fucking glue the the faceplates for the Pro Controller 2
Anonymous No.714355504
>>714355236
>all my sources
>my ass
kys corpo cock sucker
Anonymous No.714355592 >>714355636
>>714355409
Not like they have any games to play
Anonymous No.714355636 >>714355725
>>714355592
how ironic
Anonymous No.714355725
>>714355636
I know. You’d think after 5 years sony would make a game for their console
Anonymous No.714355739 >>714355794
If I dropped 550 bucks after taxes just to have a crappy Mario Kart game that Nintendo really doesn't want me to play like a Mario Kart game, I guess I'd also be a smugposting fanboy cunt 24/7 to distract myself from realizing that that $500+ is gone and that my launch holiday game is going to be a fucking Zelda musou entirely about unlikeable and nonexistent characters.
Anonymous No.714355792 >>714356672
>>714355236
>totally fair and justifiable
Lol how do people even type this shit
Anonymous No.714355794 >>714355946
>>714355739
Lotta ifs and hypotheticals, princess
Anonymous No.714355946 >>714356104
>>714355794
>one "if"
>one hypothetical scenario
Don't regurgitate phrases and words you heard someone else say that sounded smart or cutting to you, if you won't bother to learn what they actually mean.
Anonymous No.714356045
>>714354836
they don't want to leave room for exploits because fucking zoomers ruined everything talking about hacking switches and emulating games nonstop
Anonymous No.714356104 >>714356230 >>714356656 >>714356658
>>714355946
>one if
quite a few actually
>the only other game coming out is hyrule warriors, no those others don’t count
>fast rmx doesn’t exist lalala I can’t hear you
>switch 1 games don’t exist
>everyone plus mario kart 24/7 and posting about it makes me angry because nintendo sodomized me
Anonymous No.714356105
Less than 6 hours to go Eric
Anonymous No.714356230 >>714356290 >>714356658
>>714356104
You forgot
>nintendo has a fun to my head and is making me play the mario kart game the way they want to
Anonymous No.714356290 >>714357107
>>714356230
Gun*
Piece of SHIT phone
Anonymous No.714356364 >>714356617
>>714346157 (OP)
Yeah but this is a bit dumb.
The dock doesnt just send out to your display it also change all the clock speeds of the hard ware. So its not as simple as other shit where it just sends out 1:1
Anonymous No.714356425
>>714346157 (OP)
LOL. They locked down the USB C port so you have to use first party only.

This is APPLE levels of GREED. And Apple got sued by the EU to make sure they use USB instead of their crappy Thunderbolt which they were able to charge you $50+ per cable.
Anonymous No.714356606
>>714355236
>Nintendo won just by their haters going over the top with retardation. Never stop your enemy when they are making a mistake I guess.
yep
>nintendo does 3 shitty/greedy/bad things
>haters say "look at these 10 TERRIBLE things they did"
>people work out at least 7 of the things are total BS
>people see that its being exaggerated, and its not 'terrible' by any means
>people speak up and the only reply is ad hominems and schizophrenia
>people then assume its all BS and overblown
>nintendo gets away with the 3 bad things

just stop trying to go overboard, this is a lesson that has been taught a million times. Just point out the bad things, why theyre bad, and leave it at that. Let the people draw the conclusions, stop trying to go the extra mile because all it does is damage the argument credibility.

There was a girl we knew who got sexually assaulted, actually, but in her police statement she tried to make it worse than what it was.
Claimed there was rape, that he was a stalker, that he had taken pics of kids, that he hit her, that he attacked her multiple times. The whole lot.
Rape kit came back false, no DNA despite it being a day after
No sign of damage, all bruising was deemed self inlficted
He alibid out on two of the made up incidents
no sign on CP on his phone
No camera footage of the made up assault (its the UK so thats rare)

Guy gets let off completely free - despite actually groping and pulling her underwear off, because she decided to embellish too hard.
same thing here, why believe these haters when 80% of what they said was a lie?
Anonymous No.714356617
>>714356364
the device oc's itself when it detects having extra power from the usb c
Anonymous No.714356656 >>714356942 >>714356989
>>714356104
damn i feel bad for nintendies at this point. i wish there was an actual good game for you kids to play so you'd stop posting retarded shit like this.
Anonymous No.714356658 >>714356942
>>714356104
That's... Not what "hypotheticals" are.
>Hyrule Warriors doesn't count
It... really doesn't, no. Not without a new Zelda to go with it first. People are rarely interested in spinoffs if they don't have new mainline games for the spinoff to complement. We saw this time and time again with the WiiU.
>Fast RMX
Literally who?
>has to use BC and crossgen games to bulk out the Switch 2 library
Nope. If Sonyfags aren't allowed to do this for the PS5, you're not allowed to for the Switch 2 either.
>everyone plus Mario Kart 24/7
Nigger what?
>>714356230
Go buy a new, more expensive phone. You're not some kind of... pffft... POORFAG, are you anon?
Anonymous No.714356672
>>714355792
explain why it isnt? why should hackers be allowed onto nintendos servers?
you own the hardware, not the software or code.
Nintendo is justified, and you know it. Thats why you didnt bother providing reason to the contrary
Anonymous No.714356684 >>714356769 >>714356884 >>714357180
>mention Nintendo engages in anti-consumer practices
>every reply is either downplaying or console war bullshit
I haven't had a Sony console since PS2, a Microsoft console since 360, and the only PC gaming I do is some retro emulation. I had multiple hardware revisions of NES, SNES, GB, GBA, DS, and Wii. Bought and even enjoyed a Wii U. My last day 1 release purchase was Odyssey and my next will be Donkey Kong. Now tell me what kind of snoy I am
Anonymous No.714356764 >>714356952 >>714356989
>>714355427
Not the components, though
>>714349260
>pair components and glue
Just unscrew the backplate.
Also, are we pretending glue is permanent now? Sony glue stuff too but you never bitched about that
Anonymous No.714356769 >>714357180
>>714356684
ur not a snoy you just have shit manchild taste anon, it's okay.
Anonymous No.714356812
>>714355236
>>display has no overdrive and is slowest on record
>proven lie. Pic related.
The site those figures come from literally says it's the slowest on record lmao
Anonymous No.714356884 >>714356989
>>714356684
Tendies are just mentally ill. I got called snoy for calling the nuDK shovelware a complete downgrade from mario odyssey. You're not even allowed to be a tendie anymore unless you act like a cultist
Anonymous No.714356942 >>714357361
>>714356656
Fast fusion
>>714356658
>People are rarely interested in spinoffs if they don't have new mainline games for the spinoff to complement. We saw this time and time again with the WiiU.
Funny since echoes of wisdom sold just fine
>duhhhh what’s rmx
Fast fusion. Sorry you’re too stupid to look up games
>Nope. If Sonyfags aren't allowed to do this for the PS5, you're not allowed to for the Switch 2 either.
Who says they can’t? They can’t call them PS5 games for sure, but it gives them something to ply while they continue to wait for Sony to release literally anything for their system
Anonymous No.714356952
>>714356764
the repairability stuff is mostly just referencing the ifixit video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvD1OCHhhS0
Anonymous No.714356989 >>714357057
>>714356656
>>714356884
Remember, they now have to write off every single previous Mario Kart game (you know, the games that kids and families have been playing casually for generations) as "tryhard compfag sweatlord" games just because traditional races are not what Nintendo prioritized this time around for World. It's honestly astonishing just how disposable Nintendo's own past is to Nintendofags, no matter how immediate it is, to ruthlessly under the fucking bus in the name of unconditionally championing whatever their newest offerings are.
>>714356764
>Not the components, though
And how, pray tell, do you get to them?
Anonymous No.714357057 >>714357361
>>714356989
>you know, the games that kids and families have been playing casually for generations)
Tell me you never played 8, wii, 64, or DS without telling me you never played 8 wii 64 or DS
Anonymous No.714357107
>>714356290
That's what you get buying an iphone
Anonymous No.714357180
>>714356684
Snoy to Tendies is like Nazi to libtards. You'll always be a Snoy
See?
>>714356769
Anonymous No.714357361 >>714357541 >>714357627 >>714357783
>>714356942
>Funny since echoes of wisdom sold just fine
That's a mainline game, and even if it wasn't, there were two other new mainline Zelda games released at that point.
>Fast fusion. Sorry you’re too stupid to look up games
Oh, some nothingburger small game. That's like pushing R-Type Final 3 Evolved as a winning point for the PS5 exclusive lineup lmao
>>714357057
Did... Families and kids not play any of those games? I don't get it.
Anonymous No.714357445
>37 posts by this id
Ninsõyddlers are so mentally ill
Anonymous No.714357526
>>714355409
yeah its gonna be a slow 2 weeks until DK comes out and then they can start cherry picking that game to ragebait followed by Metroid which is then followed by Pokemon funny how when nintendo steps up their anti tamper methods suddenly even a ceo breathing needs to be turned in to a ragebait doomposting article maybe if you niggers had kept your damn mouths shut about hacking your switches and emulating shit day 0 we'd have homebrew shit in the works instead of nothing burger exploits because they wouldn't have spent this time looking under every nook and cranny under the hood for a potential exploit
Anonymous No.714357541 >>714357779
>>714357361
>That's a mainline game, and even if it wasn't, there were two other new mainline Zelda games released at that point.
Its absolutely not a mainline game, youre zelda
>two mainlines were released
1&7 years earlier, and have no relation to echoes whatsoever
>t-that game doesn’t count!
Classic. Can always count on /v/ to be retarded when it comes to arguing about games
Anonymous No.714357627 >>714357676
>>714357361
64 was played religiously to the point where people hosted tournaments. Literally everyone rushed to get bowser or toad because of their meta. DS was literally at EVO one year. Wii had funky king and flame runner and 8D’s Mets is infamously bad
Anonymous No.714357676
>>714357627
FUCK THIS PHONE

Meta*
Funky kong*
Anonymous No.714357779 >>714357873
>>714357541
>Its absolutely not a mainline game, youre zelda
Guess SotN isn't a mainline Castlevania because you play as Alucard.
>1&7 years earlier, and have no relation to echoes whatsoever
And then
>>t-that game doesn’t count!
Right after. Fucking incredible.
Anonymous No.714357783 >>714357897
>>714357361
>That's a mainline game
>developed by grezzo
It isn't mainline by any sense of the word.
Anonymous No.714357873 >>714358140
>>714357779
How does either of those last two points correlate with each other at all’s good job not even refuting them

In castlevania you’re always a different Belmont. In zelda you’re always link
Anonymous No.714357897
>>714357783
>the Oracles and Minish Cap aren't mainline anymore because they were made by Capcom
Anonymous No.714358140 >>714358263
>>714357873
You tried to tell me that BotW and TotK don't count as mainline Zelda games that existed alongside and before a "spinoff" game. And your literal next line was trying to jab at ME for saying a game didn't count.
Anonymous No.714358263 >>714358453
>>714358140
Wow so you can’t read at all

Tears and breath were 1 and 7 years estranged from echoes release, and neither of the games have any tie in with echoes at all other than being part of the franchise.

That doesn’t count refers to you dismissing fusion because you’re too stupid to count it as a game
Anonymous No.714358453 >>714358536
>>714358263
Since when do spinoffs have to tie directly into one specific game?
Anonymous No.714358536 >>714358860
>>714358453
You tell me
>Not without a new Zelda to go with it first. People are rarely interested in spinoffs if they don't have new mainline games for the spinoff to complement
Anonymous No.714358860
>>714358536
Ohhhhh, I see. You're just retarded. "Go with" and "complement" don't mean spinoffs have to tie directly into just the mainline game they'd complement, because otherwise I would've said "to tie directly in with". But I somehow suspect that you knew this already.
Anonymous No.714359079 >>714359160 >>714359163
Never seen deck trannies seethe this much lmfao
Anonymous No.714359160 >>714359296
>>714359079
Wait I thought they were snoys
Anonymous No.714359163
>>714359079
is it really too much to ask to be able to use 3rd party docks on a handheld device
Like, who benefits?
Anonymous No.714359207
>>714346157 (OP)
Donglebros...
Anonymous No.714359296 >>714359346
>>714359160
It's both
Deck troons are seething angry that no one wants to use their shitty overpriced handheld that can no longer run modern games.
Snoys are just perpetually mad
Anonymous No.714359346
>>714359296
Wait I thought it was grifters
Anonymous No.714359621
>>714354414
Lmao take that you fucking nigger!
Anonymous No.714360048
Is it true that the build quality and screen has better or worse variants? Depending if it's made in China or Vietnam?
Anonymous No.714360190
>all the tendies rage and tears as they defend their master.
Anonymous No.714360234 >>714362816
>Using unofficial docks
Wow not my problem.
Anonymous No.714360335
there's a new switch 2 issue every week why people buy this shit
Anonymous No.714360876
>>714349260
this.
Anonymous No.714362141 >>714362762
>>714346157 (OP)
This thing is a fucking disaster, jesus christ. Just nothing but a steady stream of bullshit.
>inb4 buh muh sales, haha it sold a lot so nintendo can now do even worse shit to me... ;)
I remember when nintendo fanboys were constantly bleating about being able to own, well, anything. Now, just like paid online, they immediately bend right over and gape themselves.
Anonymous No.714362762 >>714363446
>>714362141
there was also a point in time where they gloated about OLED, then deck got that and switch 2 didn't
Anonymous No.714362816
>>714360234
I have a dock from work that costs the same as the switch 2 dock with twice the ports that works with my laptop, tablet, phone, 'eck and pretty much everything else with a USB C port and video out. I can't imagine how much of a terminal tendie you have to be to think ackshually it's a good thing it doesn't work with the Switch 2 because uhhh miyamoto said so.
Anonymous No.714363192
>>714346157 (OP)
>When I analyze the conversation between the Nintendo Switch 2 and its dock, I can see the two devices begin speaking in Nintendo’s own flavor of “vendor defined” language early in the conversation, before they sign off on any video output. And then, seemingly before the dock confirms that it’s engaged video-out, they send over 30 proprietary “unstructured” messages to one another.
Thats actually kinda based
Anonymous No.714363245 >>714363307
>>714346157 (OP)
Serious question: why not just make it a proprietary Nintendo cable? Why even bother making it USB-C?
Anonymous No.714363307 >>714363565
>>714363245
https://commission.europa.eu/news-and-media/news/eu-common-charger-rules-power-all-your-devices-single-charger-2024-12-28_en
Anonymous No.714363361 >>714363565
>>714346157 (OP)
How is this not a violation of EU USB rules?
Anonymous No.714363446 >>714365948
>>714362762
there was also a point in time where deckies shat on OLED, then deck got that and they lapped it up like good little golems they are
Anonymous No.714363565
>>714363361
>>714363307
Loophole on EU law, Charging only not docking or peripherals.
Anonymous No.714364018 >>714364179
>>714346157 (OP)
Tendies ITT refusing to acknowledge the hunk of plastic and sand they paid for does not actually belong to them.
Anonymous No.714364179
>>714364018
You owe us 150 million sucked dog dicks.
Anonymous No.714365948
>>714363446
Isnt it weird some people just say anything to push their agenda.
Anonymous No.714367637 >>714369292
>>714349456
>The myth of USB-C power delivery negotiations
crazy how they just make shit up and people believe it, isnt it?
When I was a kid, they said the internet era would bring an end to propaganda and stupidity. With the world of facts open to anyone (with the internet kek) thered be no more, as anyone could access all that knowledge instantly.
turns out, they were wrong. People only got worse.

"did you know nintendo will take back your games you paid for? if you get banned they can delete games from your account!, heres a picture of my homescreen with no games as proof!"
"WHAT! thats so fucking scummy!"
Anonymous No.714369292 >>714369425
>>714367637
To be fair nintendo can do flat out illegal things
https://gamerant.com/brazilian-agency-nintendo-console-bricking-eula-clause/

>Nintendo maintaining the ability to terminate user accounts and to render its consoles permanently inoperable without giving a valid reason is a violation of the nation's Consumer Protection Code
Anonymous No.714369425
>>714369292
>To be fair nintendo can do flat out illegal things
So Nintendo is the I s r a e l of vidya?