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Anonymous No.714346947 >>714346965 >>714347089 >>714349568 >>714349795 >>714350024 >>714350318 >>714350974 >>714351278 >>714351386 >>714351439 >>714351709 >>714352030 >>714352657 >>714353826 >>714353918 >>714355103 >>714355221 >>714355263 >>714356485 >>714357176 >>714358132 >>714358380 >>714358923 >>714359364 >>714360047 >>714360207 >>714361415 >>714361574 >>714362526 >>714364168 >>714364261 >>714364897 >>714365109 >>714365349 >>714366531 >>714368354 >>714368395 >>714368964 >>714369025 >>714369551 >>714369697 >>714369798 >>714370902 >>714372070 >>714372112 >>714374804 >>714376302 >>714377598 >>714377959 >>714379421 >>714390696
japanese are laughing at brazil for suing nintendo

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rBB2V9dDsMU
Anonymous No.714346965 >>714350024 >>714351605 >>714351631 >>714351825 >>714352379 >>714352590 >>714352724 >>714352862 >>714353245 >>714354064 >>714355221 >>714359914 >>714359915 >>714360047 >>714360207 >>714361465 >>714361542 >>714364579 >>714364627 >>714366434 >>714367154 >>714368270 >>714368729 >>714370201 >>714370540 >>714374306 >>714374714 >>714376924 >>714389404 >>714390164 >>714390594
>>714346947 (OP)
comments:

Don't sell in Brazil anymore.

Brazil, a land where pirates call themselves a country.

Until Brazil itself resolves this issue on its own, sales in Brazil should be suspended and consoles should be turned over to Japan.

So the switch was a cultural standards judgment switch.

Piracy has always been the norm in Brazil. The country is no longer willing to let people play legitimate products.

If you have a problem with it, just don't buy it.

It's funny that only the countries that have been illegally copying and playing so far are complaining about Nintendo.

So Brazil doesn't need Switch 2.

It does not mean that it is okay to steal if poverty is the reason.

You agree to the terms of service and then complain when you can't use it because you violated the terms. Just go kick a ball around for the rest of your life.

Gonna stop selling them, just like they did in China. They deserve it.

This is the country of the person who insulted the losing Japanese team in e-sports with an atomic bomb image

So this is what I mean about thieves being fierce

Not only game consoles, but most electronics are the responsibility of the individual if they are modified without permission and stop working.

They're not sold in China, and Brazil doesn't seem to know that.

I'm starting to hate Brazil, like what the chairman of the American steel company (Brazilian) said,
and the Brazilian professional gamer the other day

Don't sell in countries that declare they won't buy software.

It's a modern fumi-e, and I don't think Nintendo gives a shit, since they read the terms and agreed. Well, only the criminals are making a fuss about it.

What are you talking about? Just don't use illegal tools?
If you have a problem with this, don't play Nintendo games

You don't think Nintendo's legal department is prepared for that level of logic?
Brazil is joining the ranks after China.

I guess the system is too much to handle for the uncivilized.
Anonymous No.714346995 >>714356213
schizo thread
Anonymous No.714347089 >>714348334
>>714346947 (OP)
>You agree to the terms of service and then complain when you can't use it because you violated the terms. Just go kick a ball around for the rest of your life.
Anonymous No.714347846
I wonder who will bend over first, Brazil or Nintendo?
Anonymous No.714348334 >>714351756 >>714363262 >>714369954 >>714370902 >>714381307
>>714347089
I mean I just don't get it
Their defense is literally "I played pirated games on my switch which breaks the TOS but I don't deserve to get banned"
Nintendo doesn't even brick the console
Anonymous No.714348574
First that woman who died in Indonesia, now this?
Anonymous No.714348881 >>714352321 >>714355032 >>714355868
what's with this guy making these "japan is totally doing [swotch 2 related thing] dude trust me here's a single clickbait article and a few japanese commets"?
is he just doing it for (You)s?
Anonymous No.714349568 >>714349983 >>714372326 >>714372448 >>714390982
>>714346947 (OP)
Soccer people bad, ping pong ling ling

Nintendo good, no Mario for them
Anonymous No.714349795
>>714346947 (OP)
consumer rites www I'm goring back to ratching isekai
Anonymous No.714349980 >>714352568
Yeah Japs love to lick corporate boot, what else is new lmao.
Anonymous No.714349983 >>714351076 >>714352296
>>714349568
That racist stereotype is for the Chinese baka
Anonymous No.714350024 >>714351546 >>714368141 >>714370815 >>714378358
>>714346947 (OP)
>>714346965
>/v/ would rather side with nintendo and people (japan) rather than the right side of history
This place is cooked
Anonymous No.714350318
>>714346947 (OP)
I would too. Aren't brazilians dirt poor? I doubt they can even afford the switch 2.
Anonymous No.714350974 >>714351498
>>714346947 (OP)
>Our economy is fucked and we can't afford new tech device from a foreign country
>I'm going to sue the company instead of blaming our third-world status on the government
holy mud people
Anonymous No.714351076
>>714349983
meanwhile tokyo, 1902:
Anonymous No.714351138
Stealing is a basic human right
How dare you stop me from robbing you
Anonymous No.714351278
>>714346947 (OP)
preventing you from playing games on the hardware you paid for is abusive.
Blocking nintendo services is not.
I don't know how the switch 2 operates right now, but if you disagree you're a cuck.
Anonymous No.714351386
>>714346947 (OP)
>they are desperate for the tendie toy that they'd start a lawsuit to get it cheap
>instead of doing something about their shitty country not being able to afford foreign goods in general
Anonymous No.714351439
>>714346947 (OP)
bootlicking is their second nature, so fuck them who gives a shit
Anonymous No.714351483
>civilized people living in developed nations are fine with hardware bricking for the purpose of anti piracy and anti tampering
>thirdie brown monkey are the one seething about this
All these buzz about human right, freedom, ownership turn out to be nothing but thirdie cope
Anonymous No.714351498
>>714350974
how fucking retarded are you
Anonymous No.714351546 >>714359785
>>714350024
>This place is cooked
Anonymous No.714351556 >>714352339 >>714352425
I hate japs, one nuke was nowhere near enough
Anonymous No.714351605 >>714351653 >>714352475 >>714356427 >>714364316 >>714364553 >>714374627
>>714346965
>I guess the system is too much to handle for the uncivilized.
kind of funny this is coming from the country that literally has female train carts because they just CANNOT stop raping and sexually assaulting their women
Anonymous No.714351623
Japanese people are the most spineless faggots on Earth.
There's a reason NTR is so popular over there.
Anonymous No.714351631 >>714354939
>>714346965
I can't fucking believe how vocal and unhinged tendies have become.
They need another reality check
Anonymous No.714351653
>>714351605
>sexually assaulting
sexually harassing*
Anonymous No.714351709 >>714352448 >>714352568
>>714346947 (OP)
nips are the most pathetic corporate drones imaginable, it's hilarious
Anonymous No.714351756 >>714352240
>>714348334
>>Nintendo doesn't even brick the console
I thought they do?
Anonymous No.714351825 >>714366163
>>714346965
>Brazil, a land where pirates call themselves a country.
That's not a diss.
That just makes brazilians look cooler than they are.
Anonymous No.714351829
Tendies love to get fucked in the ass
Anonymous No.714351940 >>714351981
The amount of huehues on this site is disturbing
Anonymous No.714351981
>>714351940
post bunda
Anonymous No.714352030 >>714352135
>>714346947 (OP)
>Brazil suing Nintendo
>look into it
>Piratefags mad they got banned for taking their flashcarts online
I'm siding with Nintendo. Not because they're in the right but because piratefags need a serious reminder.
STOP BEING A FUCKING RETARD
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PIRACY
STOP SAYING WHERE YOU GOT THINGS FROM
I mean shit, when we had R4 cards for the DS what were we told to never do? It was "Never update the firmware." Why? Because the card wouldn't be recognised. When online gaming became bigger what was added to those rules?
That's right "DON'T GO ONLINE YOU FUCKING SPED"
And now these retards are suing a litigious company like Nintendo for banning them AND LYING ABOUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED BY SAYING THE CONSOLE IS BRICKED.
Do you not realize how bad that is for piracy?
They've essentially given Nintendo a 50 cal sniper rifle and a target drawn over their dicks saying "SHOOT HERE AT POINT BLANK RANGE."
This isn't a case of big corpo vs free speech. It's about teaching retards a fucking lesson that should be ingrained in any smart pirate's brain.
Anonymous No.714352135 >>714352618
>>714352030
if the law states companies can't make consumer products stop working because they thinker with it, any and all companies have to oblige if they want to sell in a country with this law
Anonymous No.714352230 >>714373154
I hate how whipped the Japanese are
Anonymous No.714352240 >>714352363 >>714355157
>>714351756
No, bricking means the system doesn't boot or boots to a black screen and you can't do anything about it. What Nintendo does is issue an online ban so you can't access online functions.
So terminology wise, the court case is fucked. Then they'll have to prove why they were banned, "I don't know why" isn't going to be good enough since you're taking them to court. They'll have to admit to piracy, which is in breach of the TOS and the rules state breaching TOS can lead to a ban from online services.
That isn't illegal no matter how much they kick and scream.
It should be common sense
>DO NOT GO ONLINE WITH A FLASH CART
How hard is it to just follow that one little rule?
Anonymous No.714352296
>>714349983
>That racist stereotype is for the Chinese and not suitable for Chinese and Korean mutt babies baka
Anonymous No.714352321 >>714355032
>>714348881
I don't know what his endgame is, but these threads just make Nintendofags look even more like insane cultists.
Anonymous No.714352339 >>714352425 >>714352501 >>714356783
>>714351556
are you this idiot who post the nuclear bomb image?
this is the low morals of gaijin
see this

comments:

The idea that "we're going to do something that the people in the country where the team is from don't like because we lost" is too childish

Would you have used 9/11 photos if you lost to the Americans instead of the Japanese?

250 people?
How many do you think died in the atomic bombing?
That's really disgusting.

Japan was already in the process of negotiating a surrender. So Americans decided to take the opportunity to experiment on human beings, and over 100,000 people were killed.

Even more than the atomic bombing, I can feel the discrimination against Asians behind it.

Overreacting?
What are people who were always at war over religion saying?

Thank you HONDA.
Thank you for protecting the dignity of the Japanese people.
HONDA makes me proud.

HONDA is 100% correct. But how long do we have to repeat this?
You hurt us, and when we get angry, you say, "We're just kidding, don't take it so seriously"
You're so woke, but you don't want to stop discriminating against Asia, or maybe its unconscious. Either way, you suck.

If you're this lighthearted, you wouldn't complain if they dropped it on your country, would you?

How convenient for you to be so loud about political correctness, but when Japanese people get angry, you say, "You're overreacting"

It's not just a joke.
What are you doing to the only country in the world to have experienced the atomic bombing?

I don't understand why Japan is being criticized. Are there that many idiots in the world?

I feel nothing but malice because he went to the trouble of searching for images of the atomic bombing before uploading them.

When people tell me not to be so angry, I try to reply "can you make jokes about Auschwitz?"

You say, "Laugh it off and get over it," but the result of not laughing it off and getting over it is political correctness.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=olI0Cs9A9r0
Anonymous No.714352363 >>714352775 >>714366279
>>714352240
I thought they literally make it unbootable with switch 2? not just ban
Anonymous No.714352379
>>714346965
Kek japs are such cucks
Anonymous No.714352425 >>714352501
>>714351556
>>714352339
continued:

Huh, so why don't you say to black or LGBT people
"Well, the black and LGBT peer pressure is crazy."
"It's not a big deal you're overreacting."
It would be called equality to say it to both or not to say it in the first place.
You only tell the Japanese, you racist.

Isn't that good? It's just a matter of "what's wrong with overreacting?" That's how unforgivable it is from the Japanese point of view. The reality is that no matter how much they rant and rave about it, they lost their sponsors. It's the overreaction of a few insensitive people who are criticizing Japan that is the problem.

As usual, they are naturally discriminating against Japan!
Japan should be more resolute!

It is barbaric to be educated that "the use of weapons of mass killing against non-combatants was necessary" in the first place.

If you step on a land mine, it is natural that the person who stepped on the mine will die.
It is only natural that the person who went out of his way to insult the Japanese people by mentioning the atomic bomb would go down in flames.

They're so stupid, they think history topics are just a laughable little joke.
It's insensitive.

Somali also called out "Hiroshima-Nagasaki" on the train.
I guess they do not feel pain unless their blood relatives died.

They have a common sense that 'it doesn't matter how much insults are hurled at Asians.
It is only natural that the sponsorship contract is terminated.

I seriously doubt the nerve of people who make jokes like this in foreign countries.

Black racism, 9/11 stories, Israel stories, atomic bombs, Harkenkreuz jokes, foreigners don't know what's unacceptable

Isn't it nice to understand that using the atomic bomb to ridicule the Japanese ends you socially?
You've done something to a level where not only the individual, but also the organization you belong to will be held accountable.

I guess moral lessons were important in school.

As expected from the Korea of South America
Anonymous No.714352448
>>714351709
>implying nintendo cucks from other countries are any different
lol they're not. source: /v/
Anonymous No.714352475 >>714352551 >>714353198 >>714354361 >>714366837
>>714351605
that is committed by zainichi criminal idiot not japanese
Anonymous No.714352501 >>714352923 >>714352965 >>714357164 >>714357682 >>714358289 >>714359256 >>714360006
>>714352339
>>714352425
Serious question, why are japs so fragile?
Anonymous No.714352551
>>714352475
stop baiting vpnigger. go back to /int/.
Anonymous No.714352560
Brazil is the next superpower chud.
Anonymous No.714352568 >>714353495 >>714359256
>>714351709
>>714349980
is gaijin all low iq like this?
it is in the terms of service to not do modification
if you do not agree do not buy switch
Anonymous No.714352590 >>714373881 >>714374089 >>714374418 >>714377454
>>714346965
I genuinely don't understand how tendies raised after the N64 can exist. They did nothing of value since, nothing at all.
Anonymous No.714352617 >>714352865
Anonymous No.714352618 >>714353778 >>714380148
>>714352135
But they didn't, that's the problem. The consumer product works perfectly.
They have not been blocked from playing cartridge based games. As such the console isn't bricked.
They were issued a pretty damn clearly written, ONLINE BAN. That means no online access. The system boots, loads games and plays games.
The only thing they can't do is access online functionality due to breaching of TOS.
They fucked themselves by claiming the console gets bricked.
>OUR CONSOLES WERE BRICKED
>The Court: Prove it, show us the systems
>Systems boot, can access and boot applications, only thing it can't do is access online
>The Court: This console isn't bricked, you just got your dumbass banned
>Result: Nintendo Wins
Alternatively
>The Court: What led to you account ban?
>Piracy using flash carts and going online with it
>The Court: So you breached TOS and lied to the court about what happened
>Result: Nintendo Wins
Now I shouldn't have to explain why Nintendo winning a case against piracy is bad for piracy, right? If they can set precedent or change precedent that's going to damage all emulation as a whole on a grand scale. WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH THAT DUE TO BEING MENTALLY RETARDED AND GETTING YOUR ASS BANNED?
Anonymous No.714352657
>>714346947 (OP)
I also am laughing at Brazilian monkeys. They simply are not people.
Anonymous No.714352724 >>714370201
>>714346965
I mean it sure is something making fun of a country with weakened economy when your own Yen has been in free fall for the past 20 years.
Anonymous No.714352775 >>714353318
>>714352363
No, we've seen the message which states that online services are not accessible from that account.
Unbootable would be different, but again, this requires Nintendo to have an active hand in the process. If the dumbfuck huehues cut something or shorted and burned out a circuit then there's no lawsuit, they just fucked themselves out of however much they spent on the system.
Nintendo can't be held accountable for you being retarded.
Nintendo can only ban an account and bans only block online services like we saw with that retarded frog who used his flash cart online.
Anonymous No.714352848 >>714353036 >>714353739
Is this an unhinged jap, gook or chinese?
I can't tell, but this retard constantly writes in broken english and then posts loads of poorly translated comments.
Anonymous No.714352862 >>714364494
>>714346965
Japan is a nation of cuckolds and I'm proud that Trump is shoving American rice down their throats and they have to take it while crying "W-well it can't be helped we lost afterall"
Anonymous No.714352865
>>714352617
He has high IQ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1eswGrkMU8
Anonymous No.714352923
>>714352501
They aren't fragile in this case, they're laughing at a retard that failed to pirate properly and is trying to sue a company with false claims(Brick means does not boot or boots to black screen with nothing happening, that is the definition, being banned from online services is NOT bricking)
Anonymous No.714352965 >>714353801
>>714352501
Japs really don't understand western humor. Everybody has making 9/11 jokes for decades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6paMJfiaO0A
Anonymous No.714353036 >>714353548
>>714352848
It's either of the following
>chink or gook pushing Anti-Japan sentiment(again)
>huehue monkey - trying to get sympathy for his retardation
>snoy - trying to make Nintendo look bad or claim they're all "fragile" or "boot lickers" for calling a retarded monkey a retarded monkey.
Take your pick
Anonymous No.714353198
>>714352475
I feel like if the subway slammer was korean they would've brought it up
Anonymous No.714353245 >>714353516 >>714356426 >>714359106
>>714346965
Do japs really see an attack on a corporation as an attack on their country?
Anonymous No.714353318 >>714353813 >>714353973 >>714354740
>>714352775
That's retarded. The correct term for that is banned not bricked. Bricked means no longer operational at any capacity thus "brick". Hasn't nintendo do this banning stuff since Switch 1 if not longer? When people keep saying their switch 2 is bricked for mig cart I assumed switch 2 do sudoku when detect tampering.
God, I hate zoomers and retarded journos.
Anonymous No.714353413
If buying isn't owning then pirating isn't stealing.
Anonymous No.714353495
>>714352568
>is gaijin all low iq
Retard.
Anonymous No.714353516
>>714353245
No, just tendies
Anonymous No.714353548
>>714353036
It's a gook anon.
It's painfully obvious that this place is full of Koreans. You just smell their small dick energy all over the place.
Anonymous No.714353679 >>714354615
japs are soulless bugmen who live to worship corporations
Anonymous No.714353739
>>714352848
he is either netouyo or indian vpn. he is long time /int/ resident.
Anonymous No.714353778
>>714352618
I'm pretty sure the 'stop working' statement also includes limiting it's functionality in some way especially if the console itself gets banned and not just the nintendk account. It all depends on whatever's written on brazilian law not what you think is common sense
Anonymous No.714353801 >>714354162 >>714354183
>>714352965
making fun of genocide of innocent civiilan is not humor idiot
this black say the same and say it is just joke
you are same low moral idiot

comments:

As was the case with Will Smith's slap, I think we Japanese have a fundamentally different mindset from them. It was the Japanese who praised Will Smith for raging for his wife, who was mocked and teased for her illness, while it was the Americans who criticized him greatly. We have very different empathy and moral values

The most ironic thing is that
blacks do the same thing as if they were half K-country and half C-country

When I look at the U.S., I feel that Americans must have grown up being abused by society from an early age. Compared to other countries, I have come to realize that our society as a whole is comparatively kind and polite, and that it is an environment where children are less likely to suffer psychological trauma while growing up.
That is why people who grow up abused by society and unnecessarily aggressive towards others are not suited for Japan

When I see racists in the U.S. and France, I'm really glad I was born in Japan

I send warning for "discriminatory and offensive content"

I was able to appreciate the environment that raised me with ethics in this country, and thank you for giving me a video that I don't know what's funny but I can see the opposite side of it
I am once again able to confirm my Japanese pride

Americans still don't know what is right and wrong to say. That's why racism doesn't end

The devil without a human heart

As a member of the A-bombed nation, I firmly refuse to allow this

Looking at the comments of this video, I understand that there are many fools in the world who don't understand that saying it's a joke doesn't mean they are allowed to say anything.

They make the excuse that it is black humor, but that is no excuse. If the target of that black humor is hurt it changes into just discrimination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFVw_roCDS8
Anonymous No.714353813
>>714353318
Brazilians are deliberately saying bricked instead of online banned to try to muddy the waters. They've already had an inferiority complex to Japan. When hispanic see asians successful they get butthurt about it.
Anonymous No.714353826 >>714353890
>>714346947 (OP)
Thank god japs will be extinct in a few decades, this level of bootlicking is subhuman.
Anonymous No.714353890
>>714353826
Stop trying to destroy Japan's economy, you filthy little brazilian. Go back to kicking soccer balls and dreaming about being Messi from the superior country of argentina.
Anonymous No.714353918 >>714353957
>>714346947 (OP)
LOL japanese is the last people that should be laughing at anything
Anonymous No.714353957 >>714378146
>>714353918
Shut the fuck up retard
Anonymous No.714353973 >>714354704
>>714353318
Exactly, they got their accounts banned, the system is fully useable and they're stupid enough to lie and say it's bricked.
>Hasn't nintendo do this banning stuff since Switch 1 if not longer?
Yes, as has every other system since online was a thing. It's why the golden rules of piracy are
>1. NEVER UPDATE FIRMWARE
>2. NEVER GO ONLINE
This is the case with PC too.
>Turn off your internet before you download pirated software
>Do not connect to your internet when using pirated software that as server interactions
I swear, pirates have gotten fucking retarded over this last generation. Bragging about piracy, bragging about 4k60fps, even if true, ON NEW GAMES THAT BROKE STREET DATE(how dumb do you have to be), openly stating where to download the ONE ILLEGAL FILE IN RELATION TO MODERN EMULATORS, running a fucking patreon for emulation(meaning making money on piracy)
It's like how normalfags now use their real names and faces online. Do you remember why when the internet was starting the rules were
>NEVER POST YOUR REAL NAME AND FACE
>NEVER POST ANY REAL INFORMATION ABOUT YOURSELF
It's like being surrounded by retards.
Anonymous No.714354064 >>714354149 >>714354178
>>714346965
>Courtesy of The Land of NTR
Anonymous No.714354149 >>714354860
>>714354064
Ironic
Anonymous No.714354162
>>714353801
>We have very different empathy and moral values
yeah, subhuman jap bugmen have no empathy or morals
Anonymous No.714354178 >>714354860 >>714356402
>>714354064
>The land of NTR
That's Korea, but then again you're just projecting.
Anonymous No.714354183 >>714354229 >>714354375 >>714354545
>>714353801
Americans are well respected in Japan. Why else would they generously offer us their entire airspace over your capital.
It was either being nuked or being raped by soviets, that's what they get for fucking up at empire building, that's just how it is for the lil tojos. You can bemoan it all you want, nothing will change until the day you die
Anonymous No.714354229 >>714354282
>>714354183
Shut up retard
Anonymous No.714354282 >>714354297
>>714354229
u mad?
Anonymous No.714354297 >>714354431 >>714354935
>>714354282
Dumb fuck. Jews own you and you have a mutilated penis.
Anonymous No.714354361
>>714352475
Kinda sus there's so many train molestation doujins from Japan then. Wouldn't that imply it's cuck porn on top of that
Anonymous No.714354375 >>714354545
>>714354183
you cut oil and send hull note idiot learn history
america was clear aggressor country
Anonymous No.714354431
>>714354297
Hey you're the one saving blacked porn on your computer, not me.

Also a jew literally wrote Japan's constitution kek so we're in this boat together <3
Anonymous No.714354516 >>714354668
I have a message for all Brazillian anons in this thread, 7:1
Anonymous No.714354545
>>714354375
Okay? Who cares, learn to play the game lol. When Japan tried conquering, they were a little successful at first but bit off more than they could chew and were outclassed , obviously they didn't care too much about how the losers felt just like I do today. You can see the effects of this to the present >>714354183
Anonymous No.714354615 >>714354894
>>714353679
>tfw expected Blade Runner dystopian future
>get pajeet+chink dominated dystopia
RIP
Anonymous No.714354668
>>714354516
Now that's just rude.
BASED
Anonymous No.714354704 >>714354996 >>714355286
>>714353973
Weren't there stories of early piratefags trying to hack the system and then it refused to operate? Or was it all bullshit
Anonymous No.714354740
>>714353318
They've been doing it since the inception of their involvement in online gaming same as the other companies.
Anonymous No.714354860 >>714354947
>>714354149
>>714354178
Cope, Japanese.
Anonymous No.714354894
>>714354615
bladerunner was just jap+chink dominated dystopia, jeet + chink dominated dystopia at least makes the world slightly more anglo....
Anonymous No.714354935
>>714354297
LOL and you don't think they own you after getting 2 nukes dropped on your head like lets be real here
Anonymous No.714354939
>>714351631
They got one with the Switch 2, Japan forgot to cash theirs.
Anonymous No.714354947
>>714354860
Seems more like brown larper to me, reminds me of those old
>I'm Japanese ask me any questions
threads on /a/.
Pvt. Martinezesque
Anonymous No.714354996 >>714355268 >>714355324
>>714354704
Hard to say since they didn't post proof and they were claiming they got pre-release builds direct from Nintendo.
See the biggest issue with Switch 2 news is EVERYONE is lying about shit to make it seem worse than it is that it's become a "Boy who cried Wolf" scenario. You have our resident schizos lying about everything in relation to performance, known shills for Sony lying about screen resolution and response times, bricking consoles(actually being simply banned) that it's impossible to tell now which stories are true and which are some schizophrenic shill sperging out.
Not to mention piratefags have gotten significantly dumber over the years that you can't trust their judgement on anything.
>I'm going to short this circuit
>It no longer boots
>DAMN YOU NINTENDO
It's like the Switch 1 got everyone used to something that was never the status quo and now they expect the same things to play out.
The very idea of
>Hate me, but do it honestly
is lost on these people and it's making any information about the system impossible to tell apart.
Anonymous No.714355032 >>714355525
>>714348881
>>714352321
It's basically like making a conspiracy video on a popular topic, getting like 100 annoying people agree with you in the comments, and saying that everyone supports you.
I like playing games on the Switch 2 but it's fucked that you can't even download console updates on a borked unit. You should only be barred from online play rather than your console eventually brick when it can no longer update prod keys for new physical games. You shouldn't be cut off from your digital library.
Anonymous No.714355103
>>714346947 (OP)
huemonkeyxisters...
Anonymous No.714355157 >>714355224 >>714355336 >>714355340 >>714355552 >>714355559
>>714352240
>They'll have to admit to piracy, which is in breach of the TOS
One person was banned because their sister named their online handle "Twink Link" and Nintendo autoflagged this as obscenity. They're in the process of reversing this apparently, but banning hardware from ALL online functionality is a slippery slope that, in my unprofessional opinion, feels ultimately legally indefensible.
This is in spite of the software copyright.
Anonymous No.714355221 >>714374541
>>714346947 (OP)
>>714346965
Why are they such huge corporate dickriders?
Anonymous No.714355224 >>714355336 >>714355485
>>714355157
That guy never provided proof. How do we know he wasn't trying to hack his system and then made up a story to get nintendo to unban him?
Anonymous No.714355263
>>714346947 (OP)
>japanese
Japanese corpo slaves, to be precise, not all Japanese.
Anonymous No.714355268 >>714355837
>>714354996
>known shills for Sony lying about screen resolution and response times
So the response tate thing IS actually bullshit? As in, their measurements were off? Or just their conclusions?
Anonymous No.714355286
>>714354704
That has nothing to do with Nintendo TOS, consoles are going to get bricked when people are trying to find exploits and hack them, it's part of the process. Guides to hack your system used to always warn that there's a chance of bricking your system and it's why people always say to double or triple check steps when doing it. I remember when 3DS 9.2 exploit first came out and the Gateway guide specifically said you could just get unlucky and have your 3DS get bricked during the process which is why they constantly said to back up your sysnand during the process.
Anonymous No.714355324
>>714354996
>See the biggest issue with Switch 2 news is EVERYONE is lying about shit to make it seem worse than it is that it's become a "Boy who cried Wolf" scenario.
This is true. Every other day, there's some stupid story about how the Switch 2 has apparently killed your dad and slept with your mom, but then 12 hours later people completely forget about it, and literally nobody else can reproduce this experience.
People even lie about very basic information
>Nintendo games never go on sale!
DekuDeals aggregates all of the first party sales, and even Nintendo themselves sell a lot of their games at sale prices during the holiday season. First party titles usually go for like $40-$45
>no but they aren't permanently marked down like on playstation!
then that's a different story, isn't it?
>no but the sales aren't deep enough
then that's a different story, isn't it?
Anonymous No.714355336 >>714355485
>>714355157
>>714355224
Also, literally no one else is reporting this problem despite having even more obscene names than "twink link."
Anonymous No.714355340 >>714355485
>>714355157
This was a fake story
Anonymous No.714355485 >>714355585 >>714355645
>>714355224
>>714355336
>>714355340
it's definitely suspect, and should be taken with a grain of salt, but do we know for sure this was fake? either way this hasn't stopped me from using switch online because i've never had the urge to post anything risque on a nintendo platform
Anonymous No.714355525
>>714355032
Banned Switch 1's could still update the firmware iirc. You just can't get game updates or use online services.
Anonymous No.714355552 >>714356038
>>714355157
Is this true, or did he make it up for getting caught doing something he shouldn't have?
>banning hardware from ALL online functionality
Anon, you do realize that's the same for EVERYTHING right? This isn't new. In fact, let's test this, go on steam and get your account banned right now, say everything that'd get your account totally banned, not from a forum, or from trade, a full total ban. Tell me if you can still access your games after.
I do agree the name thing is a bit much but that's also under the assumption he's not lying about it, of which there's been a LOT of that recently.
Getting banned from online functions or more for breaching TOS by pirating and then being dumb enough to go online. No that's not indefensible. That's called being a fucking retard.
Get a PSN account banned and tell me you can still access all your digital games or re-download them if you want, you won't because you'll be blocked from it.
Which is again part of the misinformation. We're treating this banning like it's new when this is the status quo and has been for well over a decade.
Anonymous No.714355559 >>714356017
>>714355157
that guy's post history had him asking questions about the mig flashcart so it's likelier he got banned for that
Anonymous No.714355585
>>714355485
>but do we know for sure this was fake?

Nigger, this is the internet. Burden of proof is on the guy making the story. The fact that he never provided proof alone should make it suspect.
Anonymous No.714355645
>>714355485
>this guys first instinct is trust random reddit stories
Grim.
Anonymous No.714355837 >>714356019
>>714355268
The way you measure response time and refresh rates on PC monitors cannot be run on a Switch 2(no browser) yet he claimed to run that exact test. In other words, an impossible claim. Now I'm not saying it's far better than the PC monitors but they literally didn't even attempt to test them properly because they literally could not.
Then there's the "ghosting" issue which requires a camera being held so close to the screen and capturing everything frame by frame to even notice it.
We're talking you'd have to have your eye so close to the screen your eyeball is rubbing against the screen, which needless to say is fucking retarded but also shows the "ghosting" isn't noticeable.
Those kinds of issues would be serious and yet these idiots are doing everything in their power to make their proofs as untrustworthy as possible.
Anonymous No.714355868
>>714348881
Actual paid shills. You can tell, because they have a very superstitious understanding of sites where they shill.
Their thought process is like this:
>site generally likes Japanese things
>Japanese = good
>if I say Japanese like thing, they will like thing
>if I say Japanese don't like thing, they will not like thing
This, of course, happens with other corporations, not only Nintendo.
Anonymous No.714355964 >>714356148
>try to use pirated software on a device the first day the new device is out
>try to play on official online servers with that pirated software
>your online account is banned for using the pirated software online
>scream and cry while trying to sue the company that does the same thing every platform has done for years now
single-digit IQ retards are really trying desperately to get sympathy
Anonymous No.714356017 >>714356210
>>714355559
>that guy's post history had him asking questions about the mig flashcart
Ok, seriously, what the fuck happened to pirates? When did they go from the most tech-literate people on the net to dumber than your average nigger?
Anonymous No.714356019 >>714356151
>>714355837
>yet he claimed to run that exact test
Huh? So the alien test he ran is literally impossible to do on the switch 2?
Anonymous No.714356038 >>714356205
>>714355552
>Anon, you do realize that's the same for EVERYTHING right?
This literally isn't true for xbox and playstation. You can update your system and download game patches normally, but you're banned from online MP.
Anonymous No.714356148 >>714356287 >>714356387
>>714355964
>scream and cry while trying to sue the company that does the same thing every platform has done for years now
>every platform
>every
Since there are dozens of consoles, I'm sure you will have no problem naming 10 (ten) platforms that not only ban your account when you pirate but not let you create a new account, preventing you from ever being able to use your console altogether.
Anonymous No.714356151 >>714356274
>>714356019
Correct, you need a browser to run the alien test.
Switch 2 has no web browser to run said test.
Anonymous No.714356205 >>714376228
>>714356038
>You can update your system and download game patches normally
What about re-download your purchased digital games?
Anonymous No.714356210
>>714356017
ease of access to emulators, phones becoming capable of emulating some older consoles, and sony cultists unironically thinking pirating a nintendo game is somehow some moral crusade that they MUST yell about on social media and taunt nintendo about
Anonymous No.714356213 >>714356384 >>714356512 >>714356539
>>714346995
having btfo this retard in the last one it really is. he already moved on to the next thing despite getting quiet as a ghost when I posted these
Anonymous No.714356274 >>714357075 >>714357369
>>714356151
And NO ONE has called him out for this?
Anonymous No.714356287
>>714356148
playstation and microsoft both will ban your accounts from using online
keep coping though
Anonymous No.714356384 >>714356460
>>714356213
I see the chart of "sony 'originality' " mindbroke you
Anonymous No.714356387
>>714356148
nta but your argument isn't even accurate to Nintendo. Nintendo doesn't ban your Nintendo account, they only ban your console. Playstation actually did ban accounts on hacked systems, but I think they only really cared if you were cheating online.
Anonymous No.714356402 >>714356539
>>714354178
thanks for posting this, also saved
Anonymous No.714356426
>>714353245
It's all they have left.
Anonymous No.714356427 >>714356740
>>714351605
dude, brazil literally has the highes non-vpn CSAM-linked ips from the catbox dev
Anonymous No.714356460
>>714356384
no idea what you are talking about retard, this doesnt even include the one with the hello kitty plagarism, anyway the only reason I'm posting these is the schizo op hates it. I dont actually care that japan did any of this, but he wants to pretend he has some kind of moral high ground because hes a brain damaged 70 iq nip who probably isn't welcome at mixers there.
Anonymous No.714356485
>>714346947 (OP)
>there's this one jap guy with a tiny youtube channel
>he makes autistic videos
>every vid gets posted on v now with JAPAN THINKS THIS
you cant be this dumb
Anonymous No.714356512 >>714366243
>>714356213
it is not copy
that is all license production low iq idiot
Anonymous No.714356539
>>714356402
>>714356213
Holy autismo!
Anonymous No.714356583 >>714357308
Is japan just a tendie cultist island at this point? They're so mentally cucked that it's no wonder that chinese gachashit is slowly taking over their country
Anonymous No.714356584
why are nintendos mad
Anonymous No.714356712
Nintendo fanboys once again defending their console despite the questionable behavior of the company
Anonymous No.714356731 >>714366716
"Signor Leone, I have just had the chance to see your film. It is a very fine film, but it is my film. Since Japan is a signatory of the Berne Convention on the international copyright, you must pay me".

- Akira Kurosawa
Anonymous No.714356740 >>714361393
>>714356427
brazil also has like 200 million people on the internet out of 280 million in total. It's not surprising there are degenerates out there, but you're trying to say it like it's a common thing when it's probably just a product of so many people online.
Also, how can he be sure about the non-vpn thing? It sounds unlikely that people would just upload this stuff without proper anonymity
Anonymous No.714356783
>>714352339
>Would you have used 9/11 photos if you lost to the Americans instead of the Japanese?
Huh, actually, yes.
Anonymous No.714356785 >>714356852
>extremely organic and real anti-nintendo spam starts picking up
>realize its thursday
that explains a lot
Anonymous No.714356813 >>714356889
>third world monkey seethe thread
And water is wet.
Anonymous No.714356852 >>714356893 >>714357470
>>714356785
yummy yummy boots peroperoperoperopero
Anonymous No.714356873
Two nukes weren't enough I suppose. We really are witnessing China and Korea replace Japan in vidya.
Anonymous No.714356889 >>714366298
>>714356813
its always like this

IMAGINE TAKING THE SIDE OF MONKEYS
Anonymous No.714356893
>>714356852
>ESL going insane
sorry brazil is a joke
Anonymous No.714357075 >>714357369
>>714356274
Of course they have, but it's being drowned out by the "OMG NINTENDO ARE SO SHIT AND THEY DARED TO CHARGE FOR THEIR NEW CONSOLE AND IT'S SUPER DUPER BAD AND HAS NO GAMES AND..." retards.
It's not like Nintendo are clean, there are plenty of reasons to hate them, so I just don't get the point of making shit up, it just makes the people shitting on them seem dishonest and untrustworthy.
Anonymous No.714357164
>>714352501
face culture
Anonymous No.714357176
>>714346947 (OP)
Allowing thirdes on the net was the greatest mistake the first world ever made.
Anonymous No.714357308 >>714357679
>>714356583
Ah yes, it's taking over their country so badly the Chinese need to add 5x+ multipliers to their games' revenues while adding 0.5x multipliers to the Japanese ones. Among other deceitful tactics.
Anonymous No.714357369 >>714357473 >>714357573
>>714357075
>>714356274
Just because the console is so shit he likely had to fuck with it and likely brick it to be able to run the software for the test, does not invalidate the test nor the shittiness of the hardware.
Anonymous No.714357462
we really need to geoblock india, brazil, and isreal if normal discussions can be made. Web 2.0 is not ready for +2 billion from the turd world
Anonymous No.714357470
>>714356852
You need to be over 18 to post here. And I can prove you're underage.
Any pirate from the old era(old enough to post here) knows for a fact that you NEVER EVER go online using a pirated game. That's just common sense. As common sense as never using your main account for any piracy as if it gets banned you lose nearly everything.
Anonymous No.714357473
>>714357369
holy cope
Anonymous No.714357573 >>714358297
>>714357369
Anon, since you need to so desperately defend the retard, please answer the following question;
What is a Control Variable?
Now think VERY carefully about your answer. Then think VERY carefully about how what you just said invalidates his test in totality.
Anonymous No.714357679 >>714358225
>>714357308
You seriously trying to cope that Hoyo alone isn't decimating Japan's vidya devs?
Anonymous No.714357682
>>714352501
Says the fragile westoid
Anonymous No.714358132 >>714358816 >>714358894
>>714346947 (OP)
no one cares what bug people think
Anonymous No.714358225 >>714358410
>>714357679
If they were decimating then why do those mobile charts need multipliers attached to them? Also why are there disingenuous aspects to it.
If this decimation is true, then why do the chinks need to use multipliers? Shouldn't they be decimating WITHOUT multipliers to claim victory?
Oh right, I forgot, I'm expecting honor, honesty and integrity from a chinkrat. My bad.
Anonymous No.714358289
>>714352501
Low testosterone
Anonymous No.714358297 >>714358610
>>714357573
A control variable is a term used for scientific testing and not comparisons between consumer products you pseud.
Anonymous No.714358380
>>714346947 (OP)
They can raugh all they like but I know their country is being infested with gooks, chinks, and pajeets.
Anonymous No.714358410 >>714358839
>>714358225
Are you actually Japanese? Or are you just a weaaboo faggot LARPing?
Stop making things up to defend the honor of a country that isn't yours.
Anonymous No.714358562
EVIL GAIJINS !!!
Anonymous No.714358610 >>714358874
>>714358297
>I'm going to compare these systems
>Now to do this I'll test these first two properly
>and for this third one I'll fuck with the system and possibly brick it
>Somehow this doesn't invalidate my data
I'll spell it out for you retard-kun.
Prove his fucking with the system to get the alien test to work DIDN'T change anything on the base system.
>Prove that his forceful inserting of something that doesn't belong on the console means there's no issues with it or that it doesn't run worse on the console because it doesn't fit
A control variable is a term used for scientific testing THAT IS CONSTANT AND UNCHANGING.
So the experiment he ran went like this
>Ran test, no fucking with system
>Ran test, no fucking with system
>Ran test, extensive fucking with system
How can you claim his research is accurate when he's changed the nature of his experiment on the last subject?
Anonymous No.714358816
>>714358132
>no one cares what bug people think
Anonymous No.714358839
>>714358410
>Stop making things up
Are you seriously saying that the proven fact chinkshills added multipliers to the gacha revenue charts isn't real?
They've added upwards of 10x just to stop a JP game from winning, they've removed PokePoke's Japanese server from the charts and have things like Combined servers for chink games while splitting global and JP servers for Japanese ones even if they're 1:1 for content.
You're not gaslighting anyone into believing you chinko.
Anonymous No.714358874 >>714359021
>>714358610
>please run the test without fucking with the system!!!
>what's that? The system doesn't let you run the test otherwise! NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS BABEEEEEEEY
Your arguments are as shit as the Switch 2's screen.
Anonymous No.714358894 >>714364225
>>714358132
Agreed, that's why no one cares what huehues have to say about anything. They're roaches, the worst kind of bug.
Anonymous No.714358923
>>714346947 (OP)
There's some brazilian spics seething in the comments now
Anonymous No.714359021 >>714359214
>>714358874
>He thinks I'm a Nintendo shill instead of calling out his awful excuse of an experiment
You do know there are OTHER TESTS you can run, one's that DO NOT require you to fuck with the system.
>BUT IT'S THE EASIEST
and by fucking with the system you've invalidated your data as you haven't proven that your fucking with the system has ensured a fair experiment. If you can't do the easy test, do a harder one don't try and cheat like a chink.
Anonymous No.714359106 >>714374740
>>714353245
I'm American and I see EU tariffing American tech companies as an attack on America. It's the same for Japan. You wouldn't understand since your little spic shithole doesn't actually export anything to other countries besides bananas and coffee. Anyway I'm going to go watch some gore videos of brazilians getting rekt now on /gif/ kek, shitty little spic.
Anonymous No.714359214 >>714359397
>>714359021
>You do know there are OTHER TESTS you can run, one's that DO NOT require you to fuck with the system.
Then run them to counter the guy's test, if you're so sure the hardware will do well. Except you know it won't matter, because the hardware.
Anonymous No.714359256 >>714359370 >>714359460 >>714359913
>>714352501
They've got a huge complex about the nukes for some reason, it seems to be some sort of trend to put an essay about it in every language learning material they put out etc. Its not like it was any worse than the fire bombing of Dresden etc. Start a war, get bombed.
>>714352568
็คพ็•œ
Anonymous No.714359364 >>714361568
>>714346947 (OP)
>open thread
>it's unironically filled with third worlders crying and shitting themselves over Nintendo giving them the middle finger
lmao
Anonymous No.714359370
>>714359256
Found the brazilian spicroach
Anonymous No.714359397 >>714359570
>>714359214
>Except you know it won't matter, because the hardware
Genuine question: Why do you think I'm defending Nintendo?
Literally, what is so hard about hating them for honest reasons instead of made up bullshit and disingenuous experiments?
Why are you making shit up that only serves to make your all claims, even the honest ones untrustworthy rather than being honest?
Anonymous No.714359460 >>714375854
>>714359256
meanwhile you have US retards STILL seething and crying about pearl harbor
Anonymous No.714359570 >>714360004
>>714359397
>Genuine question: Why do you think I'm defending Nintendo?
Because you're trying to invalidate a test demonstrating the shittiness of their hardware on technicalities. You're not arguing in good faith, you're arguing on technicalities like the fag you are.
Again, if you don't agree with the test run one yourself, or shut the fuck up. If you're that concerned about the methodology that's what scientists have done since the dawn of time when they disagreed with bad methods. Did it themselves.
Anonymous No.714359674 >>714359759
Are there really still people who think switch 2 needs to phone home or else it won't boot?
Anonymous No.714359759
>>714359674
There are some retards that still try to keep peddling the lie that the switch 2 doesn't come with a dock and you have to buy it separately all because nintendo sells replacement docks
Anonymous No.714359785
>>714351546
timmies be like "I'm all ears"
Anonymous No.714359913 >>714361227
>>714359256
do you know abcd encirclement? do you know oil embargo? do you know flying tigers? do you know hull note?
america was aggressor country to japan and send declaration of war letter
learn history idiot
Anonymous No.714359914
>>714346965
reminder that nips = cucks.
Anonymous No.714359915
>>714346965
>Just go kick a ball around for the rest of your life.
Lol
Anonymous No.714359981 >>714363291 >>714366716
Brazil is the worst country in the world.

And no, I'm not being hyperbolic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
Anonymous No.714360004 >>714360107
>>714359570
>on technicalities
THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD IS NOT A FUCKING TECHNICALITY YOU BRAINDEAD INVALID
Anonymous No.714360006
>>714352501
It's a survival mechanism.
Anonymous No.714360047
>>714346947 (OP)
>>714346965
Oh no no no no /v/irgin bros... not like this!
Anonymous No.714360107 >>714360591
>>714360004
It is when all you're doing is testing the refresh rate of a fucking monitor you pseud.
I'm laughing at your ass. I've likely ran more actual experimentation than you have. I know the importance of correct methodology. I'm not going to take that from actual scientific fields to testing consumer products. I know how to separate.
Basically, tldr? Your shitty little bing machine does not require some intense testing. What was done was enough. But again, if you think otherwise, feel free to run your own.
Anonymous No.714360207 >>714361893 >>714363551
>>714346947 (OP)
>>714346965
>checks out replies
Oh no no no no /v/irgin bros... not like this!
Anonymous No.714360591 >>714360943
>>714360107
You really want to defend your fellow third world monkey's invalid experiment for some reason. I don't get why. Why can't you just admit he fucked up and his experiment is invalid since he fucked with his control variable?
>I know the importance of correct methodology
Except when it comes to experiments aparently since you're ignoring a failed control variable
>I'm not going to take that from actual scientific fields to testing consumer products
It's called the scientific method because it's FAIR and the data from said experiment is VALID. It 100 FUCKING PERCENT ties into testing consumer products.
The Scientific Method IS NOT LIMITED to the scientific field. It's a constant for all kinds of experiments to be valid.
Anonymous No.714360943 >>714361129
>>714360591
Run the tests yourself and prove the guy wrong, as I said.
Otherwise cope.
Anonymous No.714361030 >>714361347 >>714361731
The only thing I want to know: is the mig cart detected by going online or does using one trigger something in the Switch 2 leading to instantban??
Anonymous No.714361129
>>714360943
Least retarded thirdie.
Anonymous No.714361227
>>714359913
>ๆ—ฅไธญๆˆฆไบ‰
That's the important part there. Attack countries around yourself, get mad at sanctions.
Anonymous No.714361347 >>714361519
>>714361030
The only way it can be detected is if you go online like a retard since you're communicating with Nintendo's servers which will pick up if the cart is legit or fake. If the retarded chimp stayed offline and didn't try and play online he wouldn't be banned.
Anonymous No.714361370
Do yoiu seriously expect me to side with a shithole like Brazil over Japan
Anonymous No.714361393
>>714356740
>but you're trying to say it like it's a common thing when it's probably just a product of so many people online.
Yeah it's not that indians rape a bunch of people. There's just so many of them you know it's bound to happen more often...Doesn't really explain the shitting streets but sure, we'll go with that
Anonymous No.714361415
>>714346947 (OP)
>japanese gargling corpo cum so the corpo can fuck them harder
And water is wet.
Anonymous No.714361465
>>714346965
>all of these seething huemonkeys in the replies
Japan was right about Brazil.
Anonymous No.714361519
>>714361347
Telemetry data and fuses are also possible. That's why I'm curious.
Anonymous No.714361536
God i hate turdies
Anonymous No.714361542 >>714361916
>>714346965
Those aren't just tendies, jap consumers are just the most cucked people in the world and ALSO have the shittiest taste ever (see: any popularity poll)
It's a wonder how many visionaries come out of them
Anonymous No.714361568
>>714359364
I wish it were just a meme but genuinely the people most upset about Switch 2 are people in third world countries who can't afford it and they can't pirate it either. It is what it is.
Anonymous No.714361574 >>714361916 >>714362432
>>714346947 (OP)
The level of unhinged corporate bootlicking that comes out of the nips is a cas study in itself
Anonymous No.714361731
>>714361030
I have no input in this since I've never used one of those carts but on the switch, the system heavily logs everything so that if you ever do anything sus offline like use the homebrew app and then login, nintendo can detect those dirty logs and ban your account.
Anonymous No.714361893 >>714362076
>>714360207
Since when was Pirate an insult? They're from the same country that made One Piece.
Anonymous No.714361916 >>714362040
>>714361542
>>714361574
Post hand.
Anonymous No.714362040 >>714362094
>>714361916
Hang yourself weeb
Anonymous No.714362076 >>714367976
>>714361893
Who in One Piece even geniunely engages in piracy? For the most part, it's DBZ on ships.
Anonymous No.714362094 >>714362242
>>714362040
Post it, monkey. Dance for us.
Anonymous No.714362242 >>714362572
>>714362094
>us
you will never be japanese you fucking loser
Anonymous No.714362415 >>714362505 >>714362572
Tendies are mentally conditioned to be slaves
Letting them live freely is a mistake
Anonymous No.714362432
>>714361574
ESL.
Anonymous No.714362505 >>714363015
>>714362415
what does that have to do with the monkeys frivolous lawsuit though?
Anonymous No.714362526 >>714362583
>>714346947 (OP)
Can you stop trying to make me hate the Japanese? The less I hear about their terrible taste and corporate subservience, the better, thanks.
Anonymous No.714362572 >>714363015
>>714362415
>>714362242
Still waiting.
Anonymous No.714362583 >>714363389 >>714374974
>>714362526
Why is it wrong to laugh at Brazil in this instance? It's a retarded lawsuit
Anonymous No.714362748 >>714363015 >>714363101
Imagine being a thirdie thinking anyone is going to side with you, let alone like you.
Anonymous No.714363015 >>714363135
>>714362505
>>714362572
sorry i only talk with free men with no intellectual disabilities; try again when at least one of those qualifiers apply to you
>>714362748
kek tendies really do be like that
Anonymous No.714363101
>>714362748
I would side with them if they had an actual point. What are they upset about, that Nintendo will ban you for trying to hack your system like a retard? That's a skill issue on a part of the user. The japs are right, just don't buy the console if you don't agree with it.
Anonymous No.714363135 >>714363730
>>714363015
Still waiting for your hand.
Anonymous No.714363262 >>714377804
>>714348334
Brazil's piracy laws allows you to pirate stuff as long as you don't try to profit off of it by reselling the pirated material.
Anonymous No.714363291
>>714359981
That looks like guaranteed food poisoning. What even is that?
Anonymous No.714363374
japanese are bros with brazil, though. they're like gon and killua.
Anonymous No.714363389 >>714363692
>>714362583
It's not only a retarded lawsuit but a dangerous one since those retards could fuck over piracy if they don't think before they speak(we're fucked) and allow Nintendo to set or revise precedents of any kind thanks to destroying their case.
The dumbfuck thirdies are so obsessed with owning Nintendo they don't realize their retardation could give Nintendo everything they need to attack piracy screwing pirates in general over in the process.
Anonymous No.714363551
>>714360207
>Bugman consciouly minsiterpret it instead of being about the time they invaded China
Anonymous No.714363692 >>714363894
>>714363389
Well Nintendo did recently chase down that one prominent Switch hacker who lived in Brazil. I bet you some people are pretty salty about that. Picking a fight with Nintendo in some drawn out legal battle doesn't seem wise. Brazil can likely get away with pirating so much because it'd be a waste of time for any country to actually try and hold them accountable for what they do. Nintendo already got a pretty big win against the emulation scene when it was found out that Switch emulators were using reverse-engineered code. The future of emulation is looking grim, and if it's as you say then Nintendo may want to try and close the loophole on piracy as well. They are petty enough to go all in if Brazil tries to start some shit.
Anonymous No.714363730 >>714363904 >>714365453 >>714376380
>>714363135
here you go, nindian insect
Anonymous No.714363894
>>714363692
Exactly my point.
I mean who the fuck thought it would be a good idea
>Bragging about getting games early and them running better
>bragging about playing games without paying for them
>running fucking patreons
Why would you tempt fate with them? Ever?
Anonymous No.714363904 >>714364067 >>714364069 >>714364371
>>714363730
>shartytoon
>thirdie
Crazy.
Anonymous No.714364067 >>714364525
>>714363904
we don't sign our posts here
Anonymous No.714364069 >>714364130 >>714364371
>>714363904
Check your privilege, firstie. Nobody chooses where they're born.
Anonymous No.714364130 >>714364291
>>714364069
Where you're born is not an excuse for being retarded.
Anonymous No.714364168
>>714346947 (OP)
piracy is normal is common in entire world. If gamers don't want to buy your game then it's fault if the developer
Anonymous No.714364225 >>714364314
>>714358894
>roaches
Those are turks, though.
Anonymous No.714364261
>>714346947 (OP)
>It is not judicial case
>It was installed by PROCON of the State of Sao Paulo (extrejudiciary goverment body for protecting consumer rights).
>Discussion revolves around a the right of nintendo to unilateraly and unjustified cancellation of ones services.
>May involve piracy but certainly third parties.
>The entire thing is clarify nintendo`s police whether it violates consumers code, or, due process
It is not a court and has weight of a law, PROCON is a joke in Brazil.
Anonymous No.714364291
>>714364130
But if third worlders in general are less educated, then wouldn't it make sense that people who grow up there are more likely to be "retarded"? They don't have a say over being born in some retarded shithole, they don't get to choose their parents or their education, or even their IQ.
Anonymous No.714364314
>>714364225
eh close enough, they're all some kind of third world mutant
Anonymous No.714364316
>>714351605
Are you seriously comparing japan with fucking brazil?
Anonymous No.714364371 >>714364495
>>714363904
>>714364069
why did you reply to yourself, subhuman serf?
Anonymous No.714364494
>>714352862
Compared to the US, among other things Japan has less economic inequality, a longer average lifespan, ranks higher in average IQ, more paid maternal leave and paid vacations, far less crime, far less violent crime, far less firearm crime, far fewer homicides, ranks much higher on the PISA assessment scores, has better infrastructure, a lower obesity rate, higher cancer survival rate, a lower crude suicide rate (sic, per latest data [2021]), a much higher return rate for lost items, less child poverty, far less expensive housing, a higher Inequality-adjusted human development index, and has more cities scoring higher in multiple quality of life rankings across various indicators.
Anonymous No.714364495
>>714364371
Meds, and I don't mean mediterraneans.
Anonymous No.714364525 >>714364641
>>714364067
Then why do people spot turd worlders from a mile away?
Anonymous No.714364553 >>714364613 >>714364905 >>714369006
>>714351605
>OH MY GOD YOU DEALT WITH A PROBLEM INSTEAD OF LETTING IT FESTER AND GROW HOW DARE YOU
That's how first world countries are SUPPOSED to operate.
>Issue occurs
>Come up with solution to issue
>Enact solution to issue
America has women getting raped and assaulted in train cars, same as the UK, same as every other first world country. Japan was the only one to put in a counter measure and attempt to fix the problem so it doesn't get worse.
Anonymous No.714364579
>>714346965
holy BASED
Anonymous No.714364613
>>714364553
Public transportation in the US is indeed dodgy as fuck.
Anonymous No.714364627
>>714346965
yep I'm thinking based
Anonymous No.714364641 >>714364735
>>714364525
because of context clues like their ingrained need to defend nintedo
Anonymous No.714364735 >>714365041
>>714364641
>ESL babble
Anonymous No.714364798
Do Brazilians even develop games?
Anonymous No.714364897
>>714346947 (OP)
>the jap wannabe larper is back again
nobody care sabout your schizophrenia
Anonymous No.714364905 >>714368396
>>714364553
It's kinda fascinating that so many first world countries have train sexual harrasment and rape problem, but in my 3rd world country I have never seen any except one time a drunk guy thinking he was charming and hot(before being escorted out by security).
Anonymous No.714365041 >>714365104 >>714365154 >>714365184
>>714364735
well elucidate us, retarded thirdie tendog, what grammatical mistakes does my post have?
Anonymous No.714365104 >>714365496
>>714365041
>elucidate
You mean elaborate, Turd skin
Anonymous No.714365109
>>714346947 (OP)
All this does, and i hope, is that one of these super autismo "hues" will be insulted enough to crack open the ns2 and hack it not because of their need for piracy or that they wanted it hacked but because the insane anal annihilation it would cause to the tendies and uncah tendo the sight would glorious and spoken for years to come.
Anonymous No.714365154 >>714365242
>>714365041
You sound upset and possibly mentally ill.
Anonymous No.714365184 >>714365496
>>714365041
>elucidate
STRIKE ONE
>tendog,
STRIKE TWO
>does
STRIKE THREE BATTER OUT
Anonymous No.714365242
>>714365154
I think you mean, "mentally I'll"
Anonymous No.714365349 >>714365423 >>714365440
>>714346947 (OP)
They wont be laughing when EU goes after them next. Thats where nintendo is fully fucked lmao.
Anonymous No.714365423 >>714365461 >>714365498
>>714365349
>when EU goes after them next
For what?
Anonymous No.714365440
>>714365349
>EUROPE SAVE ME!
Anonymous No.714365453
>>714363730
Feet too haha..
Anonymous No.714365461 >>714365552
>>714365423
USB-C
Anonymous No.714365496 >>714365618 >>714365642 >>714365715
>>714365104
>>714365184
most cultured nintendo fan
Anonymous No.714365498 >>714365621
>>714365423
For unjustly banning TwinkLink. That was one of Brazil's most prominent eSports athletes.
Anonymous No.714365552
>>714365461
For using USB-C or not using it?
Anonymous No.714365618 >>714366046
>>714365496
>elucidate us
is not how you use that word.
Anonymous No.714365621 >>714365693
>>714365498
>For unjustly banning TwinkLink
You mean the guy whose chatlog includes mention of using a MIG Flash cart
HMMMMMM...
Anonymous No.714365642 >>714366046
>>714365496
>thirdie thinks he's smart for using a thesaurus
lmao bro just stop
Anonymous No.714365693
>>714365621
He was a good boy. He just wanted to save the princess from Ganon, most because he was jealous af! is that so wrong? Ganon is a hunk after all
Anonymous No.714365715 >>714365878 >>714365974 >>714366046 >>714366131
>>714365496
>thinks he has a gotcha
>doesn't respond with how he totally didn't fuck up the other two strikes
This is just getting sad now.
Anonymous No.714365878
>>714365715
Classic turdie L
Anonymous No.714365907
Brazil is fucked up but I do agree that Nintendo putting in a kill switch is going too far.
I buy my games btw.
Anonymous No.714365957 >>714367807
>this thread
Anonymous No.714365974 >>714366046
>>714365715
that's just /v/ now. can't have a proper discussion because all retards do is tunnel vision on one thing in your post while ignoring the rest
Anonymous No.714366046 >>714366078
>>714365618
>>714365642
>>714365715
>>714365974
god, you retard niggers are so retarded
Anonymous No.714366078
>>714366046
I'm not a huemonkey, so no.
Anonymous No.714366131
>>714365715
>>>doesn't respond with how he totally didn't fuck up the other two strikes
what's the point of explaining something to an illiterate retard cultist?
Anonymous No.714366163
>>714351825
they mean internet pirates, not naval pirates. there's nothing cool about a country whose national symbol is liable to get changed to the fedora.
Anonymous No.714366243
>>714356512
>ITS LISCENCED
retard
>holy autismo
>is on /v/ every day kvetching over nothing
Anonymous No.714366279
>>714352363
no, it's just a lie IGN has been pushing hard for some reason. I'll leave the speculation as to why to you.
Anonymous No.714366298
>>714356889
nintendo shareholders killed this man because of the wiiu.
they also kept all his ideas for the switch 2. it can be said all of nintendos current success still rests on his shoulders. FUCK Tendies
Anonymous No.714366434 >>714366746
>>714346965
it's not a cult btw
Anonymous No.714366531
>>714346947 (OP)
BUG ALERT
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you vill get a remote bricked console for misbehaviour(tm), and you vill be happy
Anonymous No.714366716
>>714356731
to be fair, the other 2 movies from the dollars trilogy are better than the first one
>>714359981
people tend to get a tad too creative with food down here
that being said, brigadeiro pizza is fucking good
Anonymous No.714366746 >>714378464
>>714366434
How many times are you going to samefag in every thread.
Anonymous No.714366837
>>714352475
this, commiting crimes goes aganist the traditional Japanese values of "seigi", which means "to be just"
Anonymous No.714366856 >>714367038 >>714367394
I don't judge piracy, but if you pirate and your console bricks that's on you.
And if your whole culture is about pirating... Well companies might not want to do business with you.
Anonymous No.714367038 >>714367172 >>714367249 >>714367706
>>714366856
>Well companies might not want to do business with you
And yet Shitendo proceeded to shut down the Brasilian switch emulator despite them supposedly not giving a shit about that country
Anonymous No.714367154
>>714346965
>Just go kick a ball around for the rest of your life.
Actually kek'd
Anonymous No.714367172
>>714367038
Based Nintendo shitting on thirdies once again.
Anonymous No.714367249 >>714367419
>>714367038
Yeah, not doing business with you doesn't mean you can pirate their games legally all of a sudden. They can still sue you for being a retard.
Anonymous No.714367394 >>714367585
>>714366856
>I don't judge piracy...except well, I do
My view is harsher in that I think piracy is fine, but if you're stupid enough to chance it in an online video game, much less just on a new console with aggressive security measures alone, with your MAIN account and on a unit you aren't willing to part with, it's literally FAFO.
Principled pirates are willing to dig into their wallets to figure out what works and what doesn't, or they would just avoid Nintendo products entirely.
Anonymous No.714367419 >>714367649
>>714367249
And that also means that the monkeys can sue you for being a faggot. All is fair
Anonymous No.714367585
>>714367394
>except well, I do
No I don't. You can do what you want.
You managed to pirate without bricking your console? Good for you.
You bricked it? That's on you. You knew the risks.
Whining after knowing what might happen if you fuck up is baka-tier. And if you don't know what you are doing then lol lmao you are mega baka.
Anonymous No.714367645
I'm so happy that thirdies are getting their shit pushed in, it's the natural order of things. Piracy used to be cool and niche, but it was ruined by those retards who do it without any shame at all, and actually promote it like it's some kind of virtue and they are saving the gaming industry or some bullshit. those commie monkeys deserve to live in the communist hellhole of their own creation.
Anonymous No.714367649 >>714368290
>>714367419
That's not how that works. Then again explaining complicated concepts like law and the legal system would be like explaining the true identity of the elusive ceiling bird to a nigger. It's pointless since you only care about winning an internet argument with cheap one liners, not understanding reality.
Anonymous No.714367706 >>714368290
>>714367038
You seem unreasonably upset about that. Was he a friend of yours?
Anonymous No.714367807
>>714365957
>MMGay
Anonymous No.714367976
>>714362076
kurohige is the closest one
Anonymous No.714368019
>suing Nintendo for complete online blacklist
based
>getting blacklisted for being stupid enough to play unsigned games on NSO, much less without CFW
based
Anonymous No.714368141 >>714368206
>>714350024
Brazilian "people" getting assblasted when they pirate games then go online, and Nintendo bricks their system. Literally just don't be a 80IQ monkey and this isn't a problem.
Anonymous No.714368159
>brazilian courts care about gamer rights and arent corporate bootlickers
Anonymous No.714368206
>>714368141
>Literally just don't be a 80IQ monkey and this isn't a problem.
That's a tall order for Brazil let's be honest.
Anonymous No.714368235 >>714368606
as a Brasilian Chad myself I stand with my nip brothers. Brasil donโ€™t deserve the snitch 2.
Anonymous No.714368270 >>714371991
>>714346965
b-b-but brazilian told that the japs loved them, that they were basically honorary japs
Anonymous No.714368290 >>714368361 >>714368889
>>714367649
>>714367706
>rules for thee but not for me
Get cancer and die tendies.
Anonymous No.714368354 >>714368845
>>714346947 (OP)
Japs are Nintendo bootlickers who gives a flying fuck
Anonymous No.714368361 >>714369286
>>714368290
>more ESL babble
Okay buddy.
Anonymous No.714368395
>>714346947 (OP)
>Brazil is making some pretty disgusting demands. Like a stranger asking me to recognize him as an elementary school student, and letting him take classes with other elementary school students
what did he mean by this
Anonymous No.714368396 >>714368573 >>714368949
>>714364905
Why would you need to do that in trains when you can just casually rape someone of the streets
Anonymous No.714368429 >>714368508
Anonymous No.714368508 >>714368941
>>714368429
Is it because you can't afford it?
Anonymous No.714368573 >>714368668
>>714368396
someone show this nigger what happens when Brazilian citizens catch someone stealing or harming others.
I challenge you to find a country where its citizens stand up for one another with no fear.
you canโ€™t, faggot.
Anonymous No.714368606
>>714368235
so brave, severino mayumi
Anonymous No.714368668 >>714368784
>>714368573
Your country is run by street gangs.
Anonymous No.714368729
>>714346965
>Piracy has always been the norm in Brazil. The country is no longer willing to let people play legitimate products
Holy based
Anonymous No.714368784 >>714368854 >>714368906 >>714369723
>>714368668
>steet gangss
I havenโ€™t seen a single nigger irl in probably over a year in my city.
cope chang.
Anonymous No.714368845
>>714368354
>supporting the people who create the games you like makes you a bootlicker.
Without japs you wouldn't have any good games to pirate you fucking monkey!
Anonymous No.714368854
>>714368784
lmao ok
Anonymous No.714368889
>>714368290
Friend, what on earth are you talking about?
Anonymous No.714368906
>>714368784
>our entire country may be brown, but we're not niggers we swear!
Not even part nigger?
Anonymous No.714368941 >>714369070
>>714368508
I could afford a 2500 pc just fine tho
Anonymous No.714368949 >>714368989 >>714369000
>>714368396
Anon. That kind of stuff doesn't happen here almost at all. I'm not from Brazil.
Anonymous No.714368964
>>714346947 (OP)
why are the Japanese such boot lickers?
Anonymous No.714368989 >>714369080
>>714368949
Then what are you talking about
Anonymous No.714369000 >>714369080
>>714368949
Do you even have trains in your shithole? The fact you won't say where you're from is sus in and of itself
Anonymous No.714369006
>>714364553
It's happened in every country but japan has a weird culture around it with a lot of their pornography and hentai acting out train molestation.
Anonymous No.714369025
>>714346947 (OP)
Brazil is a shithole fuck thm
Anonymous No.714369060
>go do business in a country whose law says "do NOT do X"
>do X
>get sued
>wtf how could this happen
Anonymous No.714369070 >>714369214
>>714368941
And how many years of wages is that for you
Anonymous No.714369080 >>714369128 >>714369260 >>714369262 >>714369743
>>714368989
Well people talked about first world countries having train raep problems, but my third world country doesn't have that kind of problems which is funny.

>>714369000
Yes we have trains.
I'm from Finland.
Anonymous No.714369128 >>714369246 >>714369465
>>714369080
Are you confused?
Anonymous No.714369214
>>714369070
0
Anonymous No.714369246
>>714369128
No?
What do you even mean?
Anonymous No.714369260 >>714369503
>>714369080
>touhou fag
>criminally retarded
why is this always the case with you lot
Anonymous No.714369262
>>714369080
>sauna land
anyone has the town rapist greentext?
Anonymous No.714369286 >>714369378
>>714368361
why do you keep replying that to posts with no grammatical mistakes?
it makes your linguistical proficiency look worse than that of the people you call ESLs
Anonymous No.714369378 >>714369640 >>714369641 >>714374548
>>714369286
You got absolutely exposed for being an ESL for angrily replying to that post though. You keep digging your own hole deeper, just stop bro. I'm calling you an ESL because there are subtleties in the way you type which make it completely unnatural to normal dialect. You don't talk like an American, you don't talk like a European. You're ESL, embrace it.
Anonymous No.714369465 >>714369554 >>714369640
>>714369128
hes right. its crazy how (((first world))) countries have drug and violence problems way worse than brazil.
you will never find a city with drug issue as bad as philadelphia or L.A for example. sao paulo has a crack hood where people buy their drugs but the users remain in that one area only and not spread out to every city and every corner like london.
Lived here for over 24 years and never been robbed nor felt threatened, yet when I lives in NJ USA I had to walk around the hoods with my money hiding inside my underwear.
you niggers truly have no idea how comfy the 98% of brazil outside of favela rio is.
good, stay out we are full.
Anonymous No.714369494 >>714369636 >>714369714
>japs are EVEN WORSE when it comes to consumer rights than Americans
>LITERAL God like worship of a trillion dollar corporation
I thought Japs were supposed be high iq people?
Anonymous No.714369503 >>714369649
>>714369260
Cirno is cute. 2hu is old interwebs, you wouldn't understand.
Dunno what you mean with retarded, unless you insist we don't have trains or that there are rapes everywhere lel
Anonymous No.714369551
>>714346947 (OP)
Why do japs like nintendo so much?
Anonymous No.714369554 >>714369616
>>714369465
Anonymous No.714369616 >>714369706
>>714369554
its the troof, nigger.
Anonymous No.714369636 >>714369710
>>714369494
stealing is not a right nigger
Anonymous No.714369640
>>714369378
can't believe anon is strayan
>>714369465
didn't crackland get demolished again so the mayor can say he did something?
Anonymous No.714369641 >>714369762
>>714369378
>which make it completely unnatural to normal dialect
i'm not taking lessons from an illiterate sheepoid retard
Anonymous No.714369649
>>714369503
Everytime I see a Touhou thread it's full of some of the most clearly underage niggers on this website, don't try and act like your shit doesn't stink. Touhoufags carry a certain air to them, and it's not one of wisdom or grace.
Anonymous No.714369697
>>714346947 (OP)
2 nukes weren't enough.
Anonymous No.714369706
>>714369616
Glad we both agree you're a monkey
Anonymous No.714369710 >>714369784
>>714369636
Yeah, nintendo does not have the right to steal the 500$ console from me after i bought it.
Anonymous No.714369714
>>714369494
Did you even bother to read the thread before posting? It's huehue monkeys getting banned for going online while using flash carts and trying to sue Nintendo for banning them(claiming the system is bricked, which is a lie)
The retarded chimps are trying to sue Nintendo because the chimps have a collective IQ under 80.
That's not worshipping the trillion dollar company, that's calling a retard, a retard.
Anonymous No.714369723
>>714368784
Thirdies unironically believe the stupid shit that comes out of their mouths. It's impossible to see you people as human.
Anonymous No.714369743 >>714369958 >>714378943
>>714369080
Vitun transuhomopaska. It's a thousand times more likely you'll get assaulted in Helsinki than in Tokyo. It's practically a safe haven for women compared to our homo city of a capital.
Anonymous No.714369762 >>714369923
>>714369641
Why are you pretending that you're not ESL?
In this case you used an expression "rules for me but not for thee" and you used it incorrectly. This is something that foreigners often get made fun of, for misusing expressions they don't understand properly. You keep trying to use big words to make it seem like you're well spoken, but you're not. And now you're just making up words like "sheepoid". Bro it's okay that you're ESL, just stop pretending. Embrace it
Anonymous No.714369784
>>714369710
They didn't though. All your physical games and even your flash cart you were stupid enough to go online with still work. You just can't go online. That's not robbery. That's you being a retard.
Anonymous No.714369798 >>714369871 >>714369948
>>714346947 (OP)
All my life I thought Brazil was in Europe
Anonymous No.714369871
>>714369798
Europe is the new Arabia.
Brazil is just planet of the apes
Anonymous No.714369923 >>714370029
>>714369762
>And now you're just making up words like "sheepoid"
it's like you subhumans can't function without your masters' programmming. You have no creativity, no imagination, no soul...
Anonymous No.714369948
>>714369798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbpH8Vgg2rQ
Anonymous No.714369954
>>714348334
>their argument is insert schizo rambling here
Seek medical attention. You are making things up to be mad about.
Anonymous No.714369958 >>714370673
>>714369743
You seem like one of the good ones but Finnish people are some of the most vile posters on this website. I had to filter their flag. Canadians and Australians take all the heat but Finland might take the cake, no offense.
Anonymous No.714370029 >>714370142
>>714369923
>third worlder claims others are subhumans
Whatever you say lil bro.
Anonymous No.714370142
>>714370029
well, what else can you be when your english is worse than that of a "third worlder"?
Anonymous No.714370201 >>714370438
>>714346965
tendies are fucking bootlickers
>>714352724
to be fair the Brazilian Real has been freefalling for around the same time as well.

>t. BR
Anonymous No.714370398 >>714370635
Brazilians are fucking retards holy shit
Anonymous No.714370438 >>714370483 >>714370573
>>714370201
Kill yourself, worthless stinky monkey.
Anonymous No.714370483
>>714370438
I love you too, anon
Anonymous No.714370538 >>714371618 >>714372530
They are pretty much guaranteed to lose here. I remember when Sony got sued for the exact same thing, lost, then had to unban the consoles and pay a small fee + a daily fee for each day if they didn't do it by the time they were told to. This was for blocking people's consoles from using online functions because some sharing account thing
Anonymous No.714370540
>>714346965
based nips
I will not BUY your console because I am not a seething favela monkey and can afford to PAY for games instead of stealing them.

Tennouheika Banzai
Anonymous No.714370573
>>714370438
hu3hu3hu3u3hu3hhu3
Anonymous No.714370626 >>714370915 >>714370935
>tendies are retards
>macaco tendies are loud retards
Really makes your think
Anonymous No.714370635
>>714370398
yeah they are fucking retarded japs in the ass
Anonymous No.714370672 >>714370806
Switch 2 is a console for White and Japanese
Anonymous No.714370673
>>714369958
I wouldn't be that surprised. The average Finnish poster here is either an oldfag or a failed normie who fell out of Ylilauta. They both have an idea on how the world (internet) should work, and feel absolutely frustrated and bitter about how it spiraled out of their hands. That's why they take major issues and deliberately go out of their way to cause headaches for others.
Anonymous No.714370806 >>714370993
>>714370672
Anonymous No.714370815 >>714372461
>>714350024
Brazilians aren't "people," and I always side with the people who produced Kazushi sakuraba over weirdo brown "people" he spent his entire career embarassing.
Anonymous No.714370902 >>714372592
>>714346947 (OP)
>>714348334
Nintendo intrinsically agreeing to abide by the law of the land they distribute in by selling goods there overrides boilerplate EULA cowshit.
Follow the law and don't be a cunt to customers, simple as.

Also if your Switch 2 is console banned because of MIG and you restore settings through recovery mode (because you can't factory reset it), your console will be bricked. There's also no way to remove your account from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExgYTA18_vo
Anonymous No.714370915
>>714370626
kek dey do be like dat doe
Anonymous No.714370935 >>714371305
>>714370626
>macaco tendies
That's an oxymoron.
Anonymous No.714370993 >>714371146
>>714370806
Funnily enough you can see a PS5 in the video.
Anonymous No.714371146 >>714371219
>>714370993
because that's not his house
Anonymous No.714371219 >>714371338
>>714371146
That is his house.
Anonymous No.714371305 >>714371924
>>714370935
more like a pleonasm
Anonymous No.714371338 >>714372059 >>714372080
>>714371219
no it's not, retard
he went to the house of a woman with an 11 year old daughter to fuck her (or so he thought)
Anonymous No.714371618 >>714372051
>>714370538
>sharing account thing
Unfortunately this one is piracy related. Not account sharing.
Anonymous No.714371924 >>714374474
>>714371305
No, oxymoron is right, you can't have a Brazilian tendie because Brazilians can't afford it.
Anonymous No.714371991 >>714372418
>>714368270
pretty sure it's mexicans that say that you amerimutt
Anonymous No.714372051 >>714372998 >>714373409 >>714373860
>>714371618
Using a mig flashcart isn't piracy by default (could be users own copies) and should not be flagged as such anywhere. Also piracy for personal use is legal in Brazil.
Anonymous No.714372059
>>714371338
who is that dude anyway and why do /v faggots love him so much?
Anonymous No.714372070
>>714346947 (OP)
>japanese are laughing
at rice prices?
Anonymous No.714372080
>>714371338
It was an Air BnB. The big jeish guy that set the sting up did a whole video on the aftermath and explained that he had to hire an entire house cleaning crew to come in and clean the house top to bottom because the owner of the Air BnB threatened to sue him for setting up the sting and getting shit all over the floors when the autist took off his shit filled nappy.
Anonymous No.714372112 >>714372315
>>714346947 (OP)
I live in this shit hole and never heard about this before.
It's Fucking Procon, it's only on the State of Sรฃo Paulo and nobody take it seriously.
Nintendo cleverly doesn't even have a legal representation here.
It's funny, this is the first generation they are officially selling their system (I got it on 6/6 after pre-ordering it, which never happened before) and they are including br-portuguese language in their oficial games, including old ones like Botw and our socialist government are already bothering them.
This country has absolutely no future.
Anonymous No.714372287
Come home, Macacao man
Anonymous No.714372315
>>714372112
>this country has no future
sooo, which one does?
Anonymous No.714372326
>>714349568
lmao
Anonymous No.714372418 >>714372897 >>714372906
>>714371991
Say that again?
Anonymous No.714372448
>>714349568
anon that cat is korean
Anonymous No.714372461 >>714372554 >>714372802
>>714370815
>Muh whoresome yero japerino
Imagine being a bootlicker for bugmen and thinking yourself superior for it.
Anonymous No.714372530 >>714375762
>>714370538
>I remember when Sony got sued for the exact same thing, lost,
Sony wasn't sued for this. They were sued because they were banning people who were selling accounts with ps4 ps+ games on them to people who owned ps4s.
Anonymous No.714372551
>Ronaldino Soccer 64 on Switch 2 never ever
But seriously, everything about this situation is hilarious.
Anonymous No.714372554 >>714373294
>>714372461
Nothing personal, macacao
Anonymous No.714372592
>>714370902
>We're bricked. There is nothing you can do on a Switch 2 on the internet
THAT ISN'T A FUCKING BRICK YOU GOD DAMN RETARD. That's a ban. Brick means you can't even use carts.
Anonymous No.714372802 >>714383517
>>714372461
bugs can at least build working societies
chimps mostly just sling shit
Anonymous No.714372897
>>714372418
its true, brazil has a shit ton of nips.
not just in sao paulo. there are huge amounts of them living in farms in minas gerais and basically every major city has a japanese area.
I dated a fob japan girl and she would always talk about how japanese in braszil are more traditional than back home.
nip chicks cant get enough of the bbc (big brazilian cock)
Anonymous No.714372906
>>714372418
but that's the japanese saying it and my friend actually went there to work at a factory and got a jap wife and kids now, she seems to be a cunt, though
Anonymous No.714372998
>>714372051
>Using a mig flashcart isn't piracy by default
>could be users own copies
And how can Nintendo's servers ensure that's the case? They don't have a fucking camera in your room to validate every game your booting from it has the appropriate cartridge. Also why the fuck are you doing this without CFW ON A NEW FUCKING SYSTEM?
And don't fucking lie about it not being piracy, the percentage split is 99.99 piracy:0.01 own dumps and you know it.
>Also piracy for personal use is legal in Brazil
And your allowed to. As has been said many times now, your system isn't bricked, you can use your MIG cart as much as you like. You just can't go online.
Just because you can legally pirate for personal use doesn't mean the servers are fair game.
Which is why we have the golden rules of piracy.
Now to prove you're retarded third world ass has been paying attention.
What are the Golden Rules of Piracy?
Anonymous No.714373154
>>714352230
See Persona 5 plot
Anonymous No.714373294
>>714372554
The mutt waggling his tail thinking his master will give him some treats.
Anonymous No.714373409
>>714372051
>Also piracy for personal use is legal in Brazil
It isn't you fucking retard
Anonymous No.714373860 >>714374585 >>714382760
>>714372051
>Using a mig flashcart isn't piracy by default (could be users own copies) and should not be flagged as such anywhere
Fun fact, using the MiG itself isn't what sets off the flag. It's specifically a copy with the same id being accessed simultaneously.
In other words if you're banned for using one it's because you pirated or distributed your own dump which is also not allowed.
Anonymous No.714373881
>>714352590
Childhood + porn
Anonymous No.714374089 >>714374474
>>714352590
This isn't a Nintendo loyalty thing, this is a common sense thing.
Anonymous No.714374306
>>714346965
>This is the country of the person who insulted the losing Japanese team in e-sports with an atomic bomb image
Holy based
Anonymous No.714374418
>>714352590
64 sucked balls aside first party games, but the gamecube and gameboy advance I really liked, then I got the ds liked that too. then the wii came out and I bought it
on release date with zelda, hated that piece of shit console so fucking much. sold it that same year on Christmas to a co-worker for a 150 bucks with the extra controller and the game. never bothered with nintendo ever again.
Anonymous No.714374474
>>714371924
Good thing it didn't say brazilian tendies, but macaco (subhuman hominid) tendies
>>714374089
Yeah, the common sense not to be a corporate golem
Anonymous No.714374541 >>714374620
>>714355221
It's fucking shills, Olivia from Bolivia tier. Just look at this thread.
They're a corrupt megacorp specialized in ranching console cattle that also engages in shit like patent trolling; so of course they're gonna have teams of shills running interference against negative PR.
Anonymous No.714374548
>>714369378
Do you jeets not know that most countries in Europe literally are esl? If by esl you mean brown then just say brown.
Anonymous No.714374585
>>714373860
>It's specifically a copy with the same id being accessed simultaneously
Wait a fucking minute, so you're telling me the third world huehue's were fucking lying ON TOP OF THEIR ALREADY EXISTING LIE?
I'm not shocked.
Anonymous No.714374605
>when Brazil wins the case and is awarded with the rights to Mario
Anonymous No.714374620
>>714374541
Or, you know, people just have morals.
Anonymous No.714374627
>>714351605
nigger, look at your country's crime statistics
Anonymous No.714374714
>>714346965
>Just go kick a ball around for the rest of your life.
Anonymous No.714374740
>>714359106
bro has a parasocial cvck relationship with jew owned corporations
Anonymous No.714374804
>>714346947 (OP)
Anonymous No.714374974 >>714375457 >>714375670 >>714375718
>>714362583
You corporate cocksuckers are just disgusting. Have an ounce of shame and integrity, christ.
Anonymous No.714375245 >>714375742
>rapes nintendo and makes tendies clitties leak
how does he do it?
Anonymous No.714375457 >>714376509
>>714374974
>Have an ounce of shame and integrity, christ.
HA!
The absolutely irony of a Brazilian pirate saying this.
Anonymous No.714375670 >>714376509
>>714374974
Having a giggle m8? A little HA-HA? Just joshing around?
Anonymous No.714375718 >>714376509
>>714374974
>Have an ounce of shame and integrity,
Why do you think we're laughing at you?
Anonymous No.714375742 >>714389854
>>714375245
What the fuck is that goblin looking thing?
Anonymous No.714375762 >>714377030
>>714372530
That's the account sharing thing I mentioned but they lost the case for blocking the consoles from all their online services, the digital only ones were pretty much bricked.
Nintendo will also lose and their game key card thing will probably help.
Anonymous No.714375854
>>714359460
No one talks about Pearl Harbor here. It's the sort of thing that comes up in WW2 documentaries but no one actually cares.
Anonymous No.714376228
>>714356205
You can do that too. In fact, even if you get VAC banned on Steam for cheating, you can still play games and even do online multiplayer assuming that the server you're playing on doesn't blacklist people with recent VAC bans.
Anonymous No.714376302
>>714346947 (OP)
i am too
Anonymous No.714376380
>>714363730
kek
Anonymous No.714376509 >>714377138
>>714375457
>>714375670
>>714375718
I'm whiter than the three of you combined and I'm not a flaming homosexual masochist for a corporation that hates your guts like you three asslickers. You're all beyond pathetic.
Anonymous No.714376735
I think it's incredible how submissive the Japanese people are, the USA found a way to total obedience when they dropped 2 nukes there, completely castrated those poor fools.
Anonymous No.714376924
>>714346965
God I fucking love japan. Itโ€™s no wonder these people make the best games, food, illustration, etc in the world. Theyโ€™re so goddamn smart and sensible.
Anonymous No.714377030 >>714377461
>>714375762
>but they lost the case for blocking the consoles from all their online services,
Anon, it was the same case, not two separate ones.
>the digital only ones were pretty much bricked.
There's no "pretty much" anon. Either it is or it isn't and a console ban isn't a bricked system since the systems till works.
>Nintendo will also lose
It's a very unlikely situation unless Brazil is far more corrupt than we thought. While it still isn't bricking for a PS5 to be banned the PS5 has far more online reliant features than the Switch 2 does.
>and their game key card thing will probably help.
They won't be a factor, the system can still play physical games after all so no argument can be made that it's rendered unusable.
Anonymous No.714377138 >>714377506 >>714378068
>>714376509
>I'm whiter than the three of you combined
Sure you are, shitskin.
Anonymous No.714377454
>>714352590
Because Nintendo handhelds exist, which are the actual Nintendo audience.
Anonymous No.714377461 >>714377779
>>714377030
If their services ban is the same as Sony did with the PS5 it will make so people won't be able to use their key cards, because it isn't really a physical copy and you still have to download the game. Which means they will lose just like Sony did.
If it's just a console ban from accessing the eshop/online multiplayer, they are fine.
Anonymous No.714377506 >>714377943
>>714377138
I'm as white as a plain yogurt with milk
Anonymous No.714377598
>>714346947 (OP)
Go get this anti consumer tranny company, Brazil!
Anonymous No.714377779 >>714378525
>>714377461
>it will make so people won't be able to use their key cards,
Again, it a irrelevant since the system itself is still functional. Also game keys are still functional if they were downloaded beforehand, they aren't taking away games from you.
>If it's just a console ban from accessing the eshop/online multiplayer, they are fine.
That's exactly what it is and how Sony did it too.
Again, it wasn't the fact that they could ban at any time it was why they they banned those consoles.
Anonymous No.714377804
>>714363262
OY VEY
Anonymous No.714377824
seeing japan get raped by indian and chinese bulls while their birthrates plummet is hilarious to me, fuck that country and its pride
Anonymous No.714377903
Oh look it's this schizo again
Anonymous No.714377943 >>714378094
>>714377506
Then prove it.
Anonymous No.714377959
>>714346947 (OP)
>shitty anticonsumer corporation gets sued for being shitty and anti-consumer, literally "you will own nothing"
>rabid battered housewife cultists, who used to gloat all day every day over "ownership" before instantly 180ing when nintendo bitchslapped them for it, trip over themselves to deepthroat that corporation harder in defense
I am shocked.
Anonymous No.714378068 >>714378315 >>714378551
>>714377138
Your desperate cope has no sway over me, I know what I am. And I know what you are, corporate bitchboy. How about you prove you're not some sea monkey before asking anyone else to waste their time?
Anonymous No.714378094
>>714377943
Here's a picture of my arm.
Anonymous No.714378146
>>714353957
I need context for this webm
Anonymous No.714378315
>>714378068
>I know what I am.
A disgusting brown monkey?
Anonymous No.714378358
>>714350024
>This place is cooked
Anonymous No.714378464
>>714366746
post more epic frogs, OP
Anonymous No.714378525 >>714378682
>>714377779
>Also game keys are still functional if they were downloaded beforehand
Which means that if the person didn't download it yet, they aren't functional
And that's exactly what I mean with the key cards helping making them lose this, just like the digital only PS5 helped Sony lose. If they are leaving the country because of this idk, but they will 100% lose this case.
Anonymous No.714378551
>>714378068
>I know what I am
A blitherinf hue monkey, which is why you're currently raging like a mad man.
Anonymous No.714378682 >>714379708
>>714378525
>Which means that if the person didn't download it yet, they aren't functional
Are you really trying to say that someone bought a key, sat on it and then tried to pirate?
>just like the digital only PS5 helped Sony lose.
Anon, that's not comparable because the digital only PS5 is digital only, there's not one switch 2 put there that's digital only
Anonymous No.714378943 >>714379318
>>714369743
Doesn't mean there are rapes and groping nonstop. Of course Tokyo is better(unless you go to wrong districts) but Finland isn't like 1st world countries like USA, UK, or Germany with constant raping, sexual harrasment etc.
I just found it funny that our 3rd world country is better in that aspect.
Anonymous No.714379204 >>714379337
It's funny how people here defend Nintendo and their shit because they are hecking wholesome kungpao sudoku japanese uwu
kill yourself bootlickers, asians are subhuman bug race
Anonymous No.714379318 >>714379794
>>714378943
>our 3rd world country
Finland isn't a 3rd world country.
Anonymous No.714379337
>>714379204
You can have your complaints with nintendo but you also can't pretend that a lot of the anti nintendo posters here and even on other places tend to be incredibly dishonest. It's not bootlicking to point that out
Anonymous No.714379421
>>714346947 (OP)
>japs can't possibly imagine anything but slaving away and worshiping corporations
Not a big shock.
Anonymous No.714379708
>>714378682
>Are you really trying to say that someone bought a key, sat on it and then tried to pirate?
No. I'm saying that they would be selling a "physical" product that won't work since they will be blocking these people from using it.
People can't do anything about the Switch 1 bans because they hacked the console, which isn't the case for just using a flashcard.
Anonymous No.714379794 >>714386668
>>714379318
I keep hearing Americans call us a 3rd world country. Also maga people think we are "culturally russian" etc.
I don't really care that much about labels in the end, Finland is Finland and I love my country no matter what people say.
Anonymous No.714380148 >>714380359 >>714381153
>>714352618
you really think a TOS can overrule a country's law?
Anonymous No.714380359
>>714380148
read what he wrote. They still have to present an actual case.
Anonymous No.714380365
>tendies malding at an entire country
KWAB
Anonymous No.714380969
Anonymous No.714381153 >>714381574
>>714380148
>Claims system is bricked
>Sues them for it
>WELL OK IT'S NOT BRICKED BUT YOU CAN'T BAN THEM FROM ONLINE SERVERS FOR NO REASON
>Reason was piracy while using online
>ban stands and nothing changes since you can still use physical games and play them
Brazil may be a shithole but piracy is still a crime. Getting banned for piracy(and being dumb enough to be connected to the internet like a retard) isn't breaching a country's law. The console still works perfectly, nothing has changed, they didn't cripple how the games ran. They simply blocked your access to their servers.
Anonymous No.714381307 >>714381779
>>714348334
Your TOS means fuck all, piracy is legal in Brazil as long you are not trying to make profit off it. Bricking consoles (which is basically what is happening here since most games are on the memes cartridges that DO require connection to Nintendo online services) just because you didn't like what the user is doing is against their consumer laws.
Their law regarding that should be the same worldwide desu, but I guess they just didn't get a big jewish diaspora.
Anonymous No.714381574 >>714381869
>>714381153
Except most SW2 require a connection to Nintendo servers, unlike back in 3DS/Wii U days, when you could get NNID banned and still download shit like updates
Anonymous No.714381779 >>714381930
>>714381307
"Bricking" =/= losing online functionality. How many times do we have to explain that?
Anonymous No.714381869 >>714382272
>>714381574
>Except most SW2 require a connection to Nintendo servers
It doesn't, it's highly recommended, but not required. Additionally it's your own fault for getting banned for being a retard while pirating.
Anonymous No.714381930 >>714382208 >>714382514
>>714381779
Most games rely on the online functionality. Call it a softbrick if you want, still rendering a device almost useless.
Anonymous No.714382208
>>714381930
Let's see how that holds up in court then
Anonymous No.714382272 >>714382629 >>714382760
>>714381869
I'm not talking about subscription bullshit, but their actual servers. They have to phone home, specially the key cartridges, which are essentially an useless piece of plastic without the mandatory download.
And a company doesn't get to judge whatever a consumer does with the device he purchased. If they weren't going full retard and actually just banned from online gaming as they did in the past, we wouldn't even be having this conversation.
Anonymous No.714382514
>>714381930
>Most games rely on the online functionality
The system operating perfectly means it's not bricked.
>Call it a softbrick if you want, still rendering a device almost useless
No, we will call it what it truly is and not let you third world monkeys change the definition of a word with a clear defined meaning. YOU GOT BANNED FOR PIRACY LIKE A FUCKING RETARD AND WANT EVERYONE TO CRY AND GIVE YOU SYMPATHY.
Answer this very simple question.
What are the golden rules of piracy?
List them.
Anonymous No.714382629
>>714382272
They are just banned from online gaming.
>T-t-technically
Womp. How are you taking the fact there's never going to be an emulator that your favela pc can actually run?
Anonymous No.714382760
>>714382272
>specially the key cartridges, which are essentially an useless piece of plastic without the mandatory download
You can refund them since you bought them after getting banned like a retard. As >>714373860 said, you're only getting dinged if the same id is being accessed simultaneously. So you fucked up. It's your own damn fault retard-kun.
Anonymous No.714383310
Brazilians that buy Nintendo products deserve to be laughed at.
Anonymous No.714383517
>>714372802
having small dicks, low birth rate and being cucked by blacks are not something to be proud of
Anonymous No.714384020
wtf i lost a scat thread to shit on brazilians, it's my fetish
why all posts were made from 2 am to 6 am tho?
all brazilian monkeys on /v/ were probably asleep at this time... we wake up at 10 oclock max.
schizo nip, can't you do a new one next time at this hour so we can huehue together?
Anonymous No.714384035 >>714386801
>loses the argument
>resorts to regurgitating propaganda from jewish pornography
Emulator never btw
Anonymous No.714384981
Thread gay, let's change that.
Anonymous No.714385475
Nintendo must be really starving for sales if theyโ€™re trying to sell it to one of the most piracy-heavy countries on earth
Anonymous No.714386668
>>714379794
>Also maga people think we are "culturally russian" etc.
Even more than actual russians, you are workist, collectivist and conformist
Anonymous No.714386801
>>714384035
>taking internet fights this serious
And why do you act as if your thoughts and feelings matter to random people?
Anonymous No.714389226
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Anonymous No.714389404
>>714346965
>Don't sell in Brazil anymore
but they don't, haven't for a while
Anonymous No.714389591
did the nip schizo deleted the thread and ragequit?
Anonymous No.714389854
>>714375742
That's our god, have some respect.
Anonymous No.714390164
>>714346965
Reminder that every single one of these people would be a laughing stock on the Japanese internet and called out for being the chigyu that they are.
Anonymous No.714390594
>>714346965
All facts!
>All these mad Brazilian replies!
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Anonymous No.714390696
>>714346947 (OP)
It's just dumb. Nintendo only bans you online but you can stilluse the console fine.
Playstation does the exact same and worse actually. That why you never buy used PS5 from ebay, they are all banned consoles.
Anonymous No.714390982
>>714349568
LOL Toxo brain cant even get his nationalities right
Anonymous No.714391804 >>714392314
brazil always sue nintendo
we did it in the 90s, also the 3DS and Wii got sued.
Here in brazil is probably the only place that you can go to a mcdonald and ask to buy just the bread or would be called venda casada what is illegal
Anonymous No.714392034
>Brazilians, in this thread, trying to claim morality and superiority over Japan, because they can't do what they want with a Japanese product in their own country

Make it make sense.
Anonymous No.714392314 >>714393328
>>714391804
>venda casada
i'm a fucking hue and i didn't know this was an actual thing.
Anonymous No.714393005 >>714393253
Wait, I thought Switch 2 was unpirateable?
Anonymous No.714393163
Chuds are seething in the comments lmao
Anonymous No.714393253
>>714393005
That and no pirate from Brazil can afford it.
Anonymous No.714393328
>>714392314
yeah
muttmericans will never understand that because they like to be abused by corporations and then they vote for Trump just to be abused even more by corpos lmao