Thread 714351364

>be 8800 player
>get 7 knockout wins yesterday during my 5 hours
>play today
>OHHH YOU ENTERED FIRST FOR 1 SECOND? BLUE SHELL EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>OH YOU ARE AT THE END OF THE FINAL LAP IN KNOCKOUT TOUR? BLUE SHELL YOU’RE THIRD
>OHH YOU ARE FRONTRUNNING LITERALLY EVERY FIRST TRACK IN KNOCKOUT? BLUE SHELL (this happened like 5 fucking times today)
>OHHHH YOU ARE ABOUT TO HIT PLACEMENT IN THE SECOND LAST LAP OF KNOCKOUT??? BLUE SHELL YOU LOSE NIGGER HAGAHAHAHAHAHA

seriously why even play? Blue shells even hit me like a minute after first place gets hit. What the fuck were they thinking with this game? At least i could frontrun in older mario karts so it didnt hit as hard. This shit is cancer, i counted and i got hit 20 times today not counting mushroom dodges im not even kidding fuck this dogshit game

>>714351364 (OP)
sex with daisy

>>714351364 (OP)
knockout tour is pure rng shit, play the normal mode if you want your decisions to matter

>>714351670
it's mario kart, the whole game is rng shit

>>714351718
by that logic skilled people wouldn't be able to consistently place top 6 (they do)

You are playing a kid's RNG game as if it is a serious competitive game. You can always press down on the dpad to rewind yourself out of the blue shell, takes some timing but you can minimize the degree of lost speed/momentum this way. Yes you will go backwards but it's still better than the hit and you will lose less speed.

Seriously dude how did you get so many points without even knowing this?

>>714351853
you can't rewind online retard

>>714351753
and what determines who wins between skilled people

>>714352067
this is the face of someone who doesn't believe love and sex have anything to do with each other

>>714352149
the person who pulls off more risky maneuvers, uses their items the wisest, and avoids getting hit the most

>sitting on the bitch seat
LOL.

>>714352217
I see, so rng has no impact and mario kart is a purely deterministic game

The game is literally made to punish you for playing well and not like a retard and that goes even for the single player

we live in a society

>>714351753
all the skilled people are now in discords making custom lobbies because it's the only way you can play real MK in MKW

I honestly can't believe there are people over the age of 12 playing this game. You've got to be an actual fucking retard.

>>714354775
this is how I feel about most post-wii nintendo games for some reason

>>714351364 (OP)
Imagine the feel

>>714351853
>RNG game
>item boxes most of the time are not in fact RNG and are simply tied to your current place

>Finally unlock this lil guy
>Think he’s hilarious but also a bit cute
>Decide to take him online for a bit
>12 online races, 6 victories
>2 Knockout Tours, 1 victory

Swoop Sweep it is for me, I guess

>>714351364 (OP)
someone post that image of peach with glasses and a bowser hat, wearing a see through shirt with pierced nipples and crocs, couldn't save it earlier and it was good, its not on the boorus either FUCK

>>714351364 (OP)
my penis (uncut) sliding in and out of daisy's sopping wet pussy

>>714351364 (OP)
you are bitching about what you think the game is instead of what it actually is.
You are bitching about a pure luck based party game... anon you are bitching about a slot machine

>>714354873
why would someone film this?

>Playing last night
>in first place
>get hit with a blue shell midthrough a huge jump
>end up in last place
>still come back and win the race

This game is amazing.

anal with daisy

>>714355705
Are you upset a man (straight white male) who has downs syndrome has been further with a woman (cis white female) than (You)?

>>714351364 (OP)
Sounds like you need to git gud

POST MORE SWIMSUIT DAISY

>>714355050
All hail King Swoop

>>714351364 (OP)
genuine skill issue

>>714354775
I tried to play this last night couch coop with my gf and just found out right now that 'people' play this seriously. Lmao!!

>>714352552
muh

Oh Daisy...

>>714355040
go back to sucking dicks on reddit

>>714351364 (OP)
It's a party game and the target audience is 6 year olds and drunk college kids

Maybe graduate to a real driving game like gran turismo?

>>714361014
this but f-zero gx

>>714351364 (OP)
Blue shells are dumb but maybe you should try to maintain second place until the correct moment

>>714355040
But RNG still determines the item you get from your position's item pool

>>714351364 (OP)
>Literal safe horny coomer image
>OP knew his thread wouldn't get any traction unless he used a coomer image
>Probably just wanted people to post porn

Mods, tear down this thread. Tear it down.

>>714354873
>Down Syndrome
>Ass pushing right into his crotch
>Can literally see him grinding/thrusting into her ass

Wasn't it confirmed that was his mother?

>>714351364 (OP)
>playing MARIO KART for MMR

>>714355784
Proper Mario Kart enjoyer