Thread 714353864

Donkey Kong and Pauline will be friends forever

>>714353864 (OP)
I bet the game will end with the classic Donkey Kong arcade game with the PoV shift and it was all some big misunderstanding.

>>714353995
I want it to be 100% confirmed that Pauline is OG Pauline's daughter, but the father is left "ambiguous."

I've seen a similar image with Diddy and Donkey

>>714354230
Donkey can be multiple people's surrogate father. He's a foster dad.

>>714353995
>I bet the game will end with the classic Donkey Kong arcade game with the PoV shift and it was all some big misunderstanding.

Nintendo has literally never done a prequel and they don't like timelines. They want their stories to be easy to follow for kids. That's why it's most certainly set in the present day meaning Pauline Jr

>>714354872
They also haven't done a fully voiced Mario game

What were they thinking?

>>714353864 (OP)
Do you think we’ll get more dk games on switch 2 besides bananza, I feel like dk is about to get its botw moment

>>714354872
Nintendo does prequels all the time.

>>714356532
At most, a single 2D Donkey Kong game. There wasn't even a second 3D Mario game on Switch.

>>714356532
Probably another Country-like sidescroller after a few years. Nothing as big as this though, but who knows how popular enough this gets.

>>714356795
DK, no!

>gameplay looks fine
>pauline won't shut up though
I don't don't want an entire game of OK! GET 'EM DK! WOOHOO! YEAH, HAHAHA!

>>714357776
I thought it would've bothered me, but clearly BioShock 2 had a substantial impact on me.

>>714356774
I could see a spinoff

>>714357776
Loli chatter based and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>714354872
>They want their stories to be easy to follow for kids.
Bro, a prequel can be easy for them to follow just fine as long as it's standalone.

>>714358706
Prequel would mean the ENTIRE Donkey Kong Country series has been set years before the first Donkey Kong game, which is wonky. Cranky was implied to be the Kong who fought Mario...but not anymore? It'sjust weird.

>>714359738
Do you think he fits?

>>714359738
>>714361142
the chair

>>714359738
I cant believe dk is fucking Dead

>>714361301
They all are, anon

>>714359738
Wasn’t the scene in this film where the dog says goodbye to the little girl way more emotional behind the scenes due to the child voice actress playing the little guy having been murdered by her father before the film was finished so the voice actor for the dog was effectively having to say goodbye to a murdered child

>>714357776
You can mute her in-game

>>714353864 (OP)
they will have sex once she grows up and you play as their daughter in the sequel

>>714353864 (OP)
What is she holding in this scene?

>>714356413
this game is going to be a big hit with young girls i think

>>714354973
>They also haven't done a fully voiced Mario game

Ahem.

>>714363650
its a microphone you stupid ass

>>714357776
well, you can turn her off
but lets say you couldnt, normally id agree. Id grow so annoyed at the constant sidekick remarks Id unironically end up dropping a game over it
however in this case its a cute and funny cunny bunny so its fine.
if it was diddy kong or dixie doing it id probably not bother with the game (again, assuming you couldnt turn it off, which you can) but for the loli I can handle it, shes just cute and I like her affirmations.

>>714363383
>once she's grown up
I remind you that the national age of consent in Japan is 13

>>714359628
>Prequel would mean the ENTIRE Donkey Kong Country series has been set years before the first Donkey Kong game, which is wonky
To YOU, not to kids because they won't care. Quit being autistic.

>>714366236
It's just baffling that they'd make a 30 year old game franchise a prequel like that. It's just weird.

If diddy and Mario met, Diddy would be an old man? Whack ass shit. Nigga hell nah.

>>714367168
>Whack ass shit. Nigga hell nah.
well, zoomer, anyone who cares about a "mario timeline" is a massive retard and faggot to begin with.
There is no timeline or continuity. its all just made up bullshit from the fans.
Just because they made cranky the original DK but old and brought pauline back after decades doesnt mean its all some grand, interconnected universal timeline.
Its just some characters bing bang wahooing around.

>>714353864 (OP)
yup

>>714367168
It also doesn't make sense to make a prequel that contradicts the existing canon

>>714368265
lore fags get the rope

>>714365305
>I remind you that the national age of consent in Japan is 13
No it isn't. Quit believing everything you read on the internet.

>>714354872
>They want their stories to be easy to follow for kids
Nintendo loves throwing in tons of lore for 30-60 year old boomers

>>714368265
Can you nerds shut up and enjoy the game for once? Learn how to have fun.

>>714363739
they should sell a huge DK plushie, girls love that stuff

>>714363739
and black people

>>714368006
L-Lewd!

>>714368759
It literally is

>>714369146
>Ahaaa...
>Wouldn't it be funny if they sold plushies, lol?
>For little girls, of course, hahaaa...
>So soft...

>>714369039
it's not even out yet

>>714363739
My ex told me that she humps her plushies and has so many of them just to see which ones feel best

>>714370020
yeah, they do that, it's why they love the big ones

>>714370279
I gave her a few huge ones because I saw that she's into plushies, she was super happy about them
That was before I knew she uses them to get off

>>714370523
why is that racoon so sad?
Also cute, we dont have coons (the animal) (kek, no the literal animal) here. And badgers are absolute fucking vicious.

>>714370523
female coomers are wild
they will rub themselves against anything

>>714370020
>>714370523
Hot

>>714369591
>It literally is
No, retard. That's for 13 year olds to fuck other 13 year olds. Not loser pedos like you.

Where’s Funky?

Does anyone have the "Wokey Kong" comic strip that keeps getting reposted? The one with him pulling a onions face

>>714371463
just wait till the famitsu thread, he's sure to dump it there

>>714356413
>BWNO fetish

What would "Wanky Kong" be like?

>>714371794
one strong arm and one weak one

gorillas have the smallest wiener of all primates

>>714353864 (OP)
still waiting for anyone to draw nukong non-disgustingly

>>714371982
>When erect, a male gorilla's penis is typically 1.25 to 2.5 inches long
what the fuck, how is this possible

>>714372170
i got that king kong gorilla dick nigga

>>714369591
You dont know what "age of concent" means

Here's a Pauline jig, animated
https://jiggie.fun/KScQ45

>>714372296
>>714371347
youre right, he is a retard
but you know what ELSE is retarded?
>hey these kids are old enough to fuck, to understand fucking, to consent to fucking, the risks of fucking aka pregnancy etc
>but not with you, old man!
why? if theyre old enough to consent to sex and everything it entails, what actually changes with the partners age being higher?
cant be "grooming" concerns because theres no reason to believe a teen isnt capable of grooming or coercing another teen into sex either
They can either consent or they cant, this is just moral posturing because we all know 13yos fuck, want to fuck, and probably will be fucking.

>>714371982
And humans have the biggest by far

>>714353864 (OP)
They will be in Smash 6 together as a Duo fighter, if not then maybe separately

>>714372514
uoh, is that a _unny I see!

>>714372637
Except you

>>714372514
sauce or artist. before kill.

>>714372628
That's literally the point of the consent meme, by shifting it from age or any other objective term to something subjective and easily malleable like consent you can get away with any perversion possible.

>>714372628
Nigga, you're not gonna win this. You're a fucking pedo.

>>714372952
>You're a fucking pedo.
sure, whatever, but im not wrong.
Its a made up, arbitrary rule that is just there for posturing.

>>714356413
Need an animation recreation of that time Goku and Bulma were sleeping together in Dragon Ball and Goku becomes curious on Bulma’s crotch area, but for DK and Pauline

>>714356532
I want a third entry to the King of Swing series, Jungle Climber was surprisingly really good and the OST is banger, have a listen bring back Xananab

https://youtu.be/9_4jj7qUqqM

>>714363113
>You can mute her in-game

I keep seeing people say this, but with no source at all. Anyone know who confirmed you can turn Pauline off?

>>714357776
Fuck you, I also liked when the characters in Sonic Heroes commented on certain situations it was undeniable soul

>>714357776
It's fine when it's a cute little girl talking in your ear.

>>714363771
One of the lowkey reasons I love Sunshine, also DK can spin jump just like Mario in Sunshine

>>714373354
>Anyone know who confirmed you can turn Pauline off?
who cares about that?
can you turn her ON? she is 13, most girls that age are humping their big teddy bears or pillows and thinking about their teachers.

>>714354872
>Nintendo has literally never done a prequel
Yoshi's Island, Skyward Sword, and Fire Emblem The Blazing Blade. Your move.

>>714353995
the only way to redeem it at this point would be for voice acting to be removed from the final game.
and it ends with troon kong dying (he'll pull like 20 retarded faces while dying in a last desperate attempt to appeal to worthless cretins) and the real DK replacing him.

>>714374647
What an organic post not made by a bot.

>>714373024
>Its a made up, arbitrary rule that is just there for posturing.
Whatever, pedo.

>>714375445
>Fat
Rude!

>>714375445
So, are we in Mario mandate territory,
or are we in a new pedo Nintendo era?

Id' say a little girl with bare feet is not part of the Mario mandate .

>>714376354
>Mario mandate
Are we still pushing this retarded meme?

Holy fucking soul.
Also, I stole this from reddit, fuck you.

>>714376697
Keep seething.

>>714376354
Little girl feet is based though

>>714376697
we can stop pushing it when it's not real

What else can we add to the Pauline Jr. theory?

>>714353995
>DK Bananza turns into what people thought MGS5 was going to be

>>714353864 (OP)
Should I buy this game for Pauline if I don't care for platformers?

>>714376978
Enough with the fucking theories. Just play the game and have fun when it's out.

>>714377062
you should buy some taste if you don't care for platformers

>>714377091
I will have fun with it whether or not the Pauline Jr. theory gets confirmed.

>>714377062
It's a lot more freeing than your average platformer. A big world to have a lot of fun in.

What do you think Pauline's feet taste like?

>>714377062
Buying a game you don’t like the genre of sounds stupid but it definitely seems like you’ll get your money’s worth of Pauline

If "Pauline" is Mario's daughter, then we will buy the game for her.

>>714373354
People say you can shut odd rock in the demo with an option in the menu, so you probably can do the same in the final game

>>714376962
it has never been real

Overview Trailer out

Overview Trailer out
https://youtu.be/Mjq-2Fwb730?si=4m9T_YqtZqrC13Dw

>>714378167
This is just bits of the direct stitched together

>>714368265
It doesn't contradict shit if you just pretend Cranky Kong is senile. And he probably is.

>>714368006
Please don't fuck DK's adopted daughter.

>>714376354
>are we in a new pedo Nintendo era?
Yes, and it's glorious!

>>714378282
Is it but at least we need shots of Diva Pauline

>>714376962
So you're saying you've never pushed it?

>>714378282
For the most part, but I noticed a few bits of music that I don't remember hearing in the Direct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqxwy3F4JEI

It looks truly wonderful and I say this a E33fag, the GOTY will be between these two games

I'm still not paying $90 for a videogame though

There's a theory someone else posted about how Miyamoto wants to finish the Mario storyline before he dies.

>>714378884
>Miyamoto wants to finish the Mario storyline before he dies.
They're all actors in a stageplay according to him. What storyline?

>>714374647
This based post wasn't made by a bot

>>714379118
The storyline that the actors are acting in.

>>714374647
>troon kong
>troon = anything i don't like
I ate some troon hotdogs the other day. It really trooned my digestive system. I could troon from my anus for a whole week after that.

>>714377394
Doesn’t matter they’re just cute and I want to see DK tickle them

>>714378870
It's $70

Beat your chest! Like Donkey Kong!

>>714379886
Her cute little flat chest.

>>714379886
>pauline beating her chest with DK
CUTE!!!

>>714379872
Don't be preposterous. His hand are far too large for tickling. That would completely break my immersion.

>>714379118
Logically, that would add up with Peach being his stage romantic interest, but Pauline is his real life wife who he goes home to after each shoot.
I do not believe for a second that Nintendo do have the balls to confirm that Mario has officially had sex and is a father, but this stupid theory crafting about it all is still fun

>>714378884
Whats there to end? Peach rejected Mario in Odyssey

>>714380013
Too flat for 13 year old. Ruins my immersion entirely.

>>714379880
>>714378870
>$100 CAD
I'll buy it used

>>714380206
>newfaggot thinks used tendy games go for less

>>714380154
Not all boobs are made equally. That's not out of the ordinary at all.

>>714378870
Btw, has it been confirmed if we can play with the Japanese audio?

>>714380142
But what happened to Mario after that happened?

>>714380263
It's out of the ordinary when you compare it to the original Pauline.

>>714380397
He kept traveling

>>714380306
Bro, why even? It's only Pauline talking in English. Everyone else is speaking Kongese or whatever.

>>714379886
>Pauline

>>714380306
There are trailers with the Japanese audio, so yes.

>>714380259
I bought Splatoon 3 for $50 CAD used around the time the DLC was announced
Originally $80 CAD
I've also bought a few other games for $20-30 off the MSRP

>>714375250
>he thinks its an insult
since "pedo" to a mutt is anyone attracted to a sub 18, literally every male is a pedo, since all males think teenagers are sexually attractive. The more you protest that fact, the younger you go and the more you try to compensate.
its really not as an effective insult as you think it is.

It especially wont work on people telling you they want to have sex with pauline (13)

>Y-y-youre all P-P-PEDOPHILES!
Yes? and?

>>714354872
>Nintendo has literally never done a prequ-ACK

>>714377062
>Should I buy this game for Pauline if I don't care for platformers?
I bought the amiibo, despite not caring for them at all, JUST for her feet anon. unironically.

>>714380206
sir, canada dorrah and us dorrah are not the same despite both being dorrah
$100 CAD is $73 US

Look at this.

Everyone’s speculating on if this game’s a prequel and what’s the nature of pauline, but at the end of the day we just don’t know. But i’m sure we can all definitively agree that she’s the voice of pauline, right?

>>714381810
It was in 2007, don't remind me

>>714382139
Doesn't sound remotely like here

>>714380154
my daughter was flat, and didnt have a sign of boob until she was mid 14, neither did my niece. The only thing changing at that point were the nipples.
my wife by contrast had boobs at her late 8 early 9, which is exceptionally early, but shes only a B cup now.
Late bloomers often end up with the biggest boobs though.

so all I know is you both have no interactions with women and were unsuccessful with them in school too.

>>714371425
this image would have been great if it was just funky kong making the mario kart wii sounds

>>714381338
Bro, why do you talk like that?

>>714353864 (OP)
So I've been ordering a lot of books and DVD which I get reimburse for but my mom wants me to take a break off of order and online so at my local small town Ontario Walmart or medium sized town they had the Nintendo switch 2 available day one with have Mario Kart versions and doesn't have Mario Kart versions and they only have 3 games for the Nintendo switch 2 at the store at the moment the two Legend of Zelda open world ones and Mario Kart World. What are the chances that they will have Donkey Kong Bananza Day one at my local Walmart or it will be at my local Walmart soon afterwards?

>>714384395
>instant deflection
I won, as always.
Zoomerteens really cannot argue anything, can they?
Youre a pedo, by the way. And thats okay.

>>714384406
you should be 18 or older before using the internet, let alone 4chan, kiddo.
unless you post your moms nude and pantyshots. then you can stay

>>714385509
I'm in my mid thirties.

I think they are both JRs

Mario is definitely going to show up at some point

>>714371425
>Pound my monkey pussy
Ah yes, and I love it when a girl ask me to pound her human pussy.
Cute Tiny tho

>>714354034
give up jesus christ

>>714372160
I like this one

>>714381429
Pedophilia is disgusting
Hebephilia is dicey.
Dont meme yourself as le chad, its like being proud of being a faggot.

>>714359738
Any drawfag here?
Requesting a DK Bonanza edit of pic related

Can anyone explain how it isn't just an odyssey prequel?

>>714387329
lolicon website

>>714387057
It's poetic in a way

DK, Pauline, and of course Mario were the characters that launched Nintendo from being a niche toy company into the videogame behemoth they are today.

>>714388318
Will DK get to shoot bees out from his foreskin like this in bananza?

>>714386339
>>714371425

I want to impregnate Pauline

>>714389550
Only if you take responsibility.

>>714387853
Liking lucky star or touhou doesnt necessarily mean pedophile. Youre either being intentionally obtuse or are delusional.

>>714381429
Sauce on upper left-hand image, the one where she's lifting her dress?

>>714376789
And y'all say they don't pay attention.

>>714373243
This is the Kirby soundtrack of DK games

>>714389550
Mario…

>>714354034
>>714354034
She's Mario, but trans. Mario fell into spring of Drowned girl like Ranma. He goes by "Pauline", because like most troons, his fantasy is to become the girlfriend he was never a good enough man to secure for himself.

Why did they give her such DSL tho?

>>714393670

I heard a bunch of feelings about seized the daughter of original Pauline and Mario but I seen Pauline in red before maybe she's just the daughter of Pauline and some original character they're going to introducing the game or won't even introduce to be her dad just say that's my mom like they have nephew characters with uncles but no actual mom or dad in Weston cartoons .

>>714394042
You unironically have a mental illness. It's just young pauline from odyssey. Get a grip

>>714394131
I'm using a speech to text program and it doesn't get every would correct.

>>714394042
This is what I like to call "pajeeting"
>Pajeeting (verb): when somebody metaphorically shits all over some place.

>>714387329
you've been brainwashed by roasties to believe that

>>714394042
>one anon talking about dicksucking lips
>answers with a schizo take about the character out of nowhere
???

>UMM SWEATY NINTENDO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT LORE STOP ASKING FOR IT

>Yoshi's Island is an origin story of the Koopa clan and Mario/Luigi.
>Cranky blatantly references DK arcade in Bananza.

>>714368472
this. when yall ever see a nintendo first party been consistent with """lore"""

>>714395905
Errrrrm, Nintendo didn't give you permission to care about that stuff, you're enjoying the game wrong :/

>>714395905
hey question do you think the obvious hints that this pauline is a younger version than the one in odyssey (looks very similar, eventually grows to love singing) is more or less significant than a one off memberberries statement?

>>714395584
Well honestly going to tell me you never saw that fan Theory image about the little girl in this game being the daughter of Mario and regular pauline ? Not that I actually believe it myself for a moment but I saw an of her being little so I decided to bring it up.And put up an alternative Theory.
.

>>714396008
what level of falseflagging mental illness is this?

>>714367168
> Whack ass shit. Nigga hell nah.
Go back to tiktok

>>714376789
cute

>>714374647
ok Chris Chan

>>714395905
>Yoshi's Island is an origin story of the Koopa clan and Mario/Luigi.
And it was a game first, story second. It's a story, not LORE.
>Cranky blatantly references DK arcade in Bananza.
It's a meta thing, retard. Quit taking it literally.

>>714399501
You're autistic, no one cares about the way you perceive things :/

mobilefags deserve the rope

>>714396423
Hes right thought. Obcession with lore and canon is a christfag amerilards unique perk.

>>714399883
>You're autistic
Quit projecting, spaz.

The Galaxy-style 2P mode is fine and all but I miss DK64's weird ass multiplayer, and generally how old games had pointless but bizarrely robust multiplayer suites.

>>714400532
You're autistic and mad :\

>>714396423
>what level of falseflagging mental illness is this?
Bro, quit assuming you're normal. You're a freak. Accept it.
>>714401380
Nah

>>714396294
Notice how he didn't answer this

>>714401764
You were born wrong. Accept it :)

>>714353995
>Mario is the final boss
>DK sacrifices himself to send Pauline back
Damn, that would be so fucking kino, but Nintendo doesn’t have the balls.

>>714396294
Pauline does not say "Hoohoo!", "Yeah! Hahaha!", "Okey dokey", or "Waaaah!".
Mario says those things.
Why is Pauline saying "Hoohoo!"?
Hmm?
Mario is the funny hoohoo man.

>>714402165
Still didn't answer my question
>Pauline does not say "Hoohoo!", "Yeah! Hahaha!", "Okey dokey", or "Waaaah!".
>Mario says those things.
>Why is Pauline saying "Hoohoo!"?
because she's a kid having the time of her life why are you so fucking autistic?

Does this guy think only mario can say "Waaaaaaah"?
lol

>>714402474
*Wario*

>>714402801
*Luigi

I am presenting all of the evidence that I have.
This theory isn't rocket science.
>Mario tries to propose to Peach
>Peach wants to just be friends
>Mario goes back to Pauline who previously threw a celebration in his honor
>They get married while Peach travels the world
>They have Pauline Jr.
>Pauline Jr. wants to sing like her mom and enjoys adventures like her dad
>Mario's "Hoohoo!" sounds can be hereditary because their universe runs on cartoon logic

Oh you were just mindbroken by the odyssey ending. Gotcha

>>714379886
ENOUGH WITH THE PRONATAL PROPAGANDA

>>714403519
I'm not mindbroken.
I didn't lose sleep over it.
In fact, I'd be fine with the de-aged Pauline outcome.

>>714403784
I don't know the fact you keep bending over backwards to say its not a prequel to odyssey reeks of seething cope to me. Still haven't answered >>714396294 btw

Peach is NOT a cuckqueen

>>714404034
That post wasn't replying to me.

>>714403397
Sure, lets just confuse kids when the new movies doubles on Mario and Peach relationship

>>714404184
she just doesnt care about mario

>Friends
Based. No sexual or romantic intent. Just friendship.

>>714403397
>>714404387
I bet nothing will be discussed until the end.

>DK and Pauline make it to the surface
>"Mom! I missed you so much!"
>Pauline rushes towards mommy Pauline
>the games just leave it a mystery who her dad is and everyone thinks its mario
>specualtion for 10 years

>>714406836
I'm surprised people care this much about continuity in a Mayreeoh game in the first place.

>>714379886
do you think adult pauline can still do this?

>>714408058
No one would care if they never referenced Pauline ever again, but for some reason they made sure to explain who Pauline was, what city Donkey Kong took place in, and that she ended up as the Mayor. Effectively the human equivalent of a princess/king.

>>714408302
>the human equivalent of a princess/king.
NIGGA.

>>714381429
It doesn't make you a pedophile just because you think vidya lolis are cute.

>>714391838
Does she have a little shota dingle-dangle or not?

>>714408354
Then just say children. Children are cute. They have big eyes and are small with big heads just like everything else that is cute.
There's no context where loli is used without implying sexual attraction.

>>714408347
Monarchs confirmed non-human entities.

>>714408623
That still sounds creepy man

>>714406836
That will probably be what happens, except that Nintendo during the Super Mario Bros. 40th Anniversary Direct could have Miyamoto announce that her dad is Mario.

>>714408623
But lolis are not the same thing as children. Lewding children would be amoral

>>714408759
Thinking children are cute is not creepy. It's biologically hardwired into the brain. WTF, are Zoomers actually this brain broken?

>>714408759
Then the problem isn't the word cute, it's your inability to separate it from sex. Granted this sex paranoia is pretty typical for our porn soaked society, where something like wanting to hug your bro and say you appreciate them has everyone around involved afraid it means you wanna fuck em.
You should be able to say a child is adorable without feeling like you need to add an addendum that you don't mean it in a pedo way. Now THAT would be creepy.

>>714408261
Can and does.

>>714408703
Is that real or are you just saying this?

>>714408703
This unironically

Dicks out for Harambe

>>714368759
>I remind you that the national age of consent in Japan is 13
It's 16.

>>714408261
I do it for her

This game is going to break my heart. I know it's coming.

What a terrible thread! My word. Please post video clips of the game.

>>714367168
Or, ya know, a reboot

>>714414227
Why do you not want it to be Pauline Jr.?

>>714408554
If it works like Ranma, probably not.

>>714405140
Why would she care about Mario when she's busy getting gangbanged by goombas and koopa troopas? It's like you haven't played Peach's Big Adventure.

>>714401886
damn, you fuckin' SMOKED him

>>714414321
Because it doesn't make sense einstein. When has nintendo ever confirmed a mario character in a relationship. Why wouldn't it just be the backstory of odyssey's pauline?

>>714416843
How about it's neither and it's just adult Pauline in the present that was shrunk down? She was already turned into a rock. No reason it has to be a prequel.

>>714416843
Uh, Bowser Jr?

>>714416843
>Because [I'm autistic and change scares me]

>>714411747
sorry I only take my dick out for loli pauline

>>714353864 (OP)
I wonder, will the King K Rool amiibo give anything special?

>>714418283
Possibly, but she also appears to be less mature than tall Pauline. As far as sensible theories/speculations go, prequel Pauline or Pauline Jr. make the most sense. I still think there could be some lame explanation that she's a clone or illusion or whatever and she's nearly unrelated to the real Pauline. Maybe whatever the geode came from saw Pauline on TV and the entity it popped out happens to resemble her just cuz. I'm only hoping that it's not parallel dimension nonsense, which could ruin the silly toony nature of the Mario world.

>>714420530
Bowser Jr.'s maternal parentage is never explicitly stated, besides Nintendo confirming Peach isn't his mother, nor the other Koopalings'. It's likely that Bowser simply tells him that because he schemes to marry her.

>>714371425
too powerful

>>714421508
A single orb of wood.

>>714387329
Oh, come on now. If someone's a pedophile but they protect children and only look at cartoons, that's not even an issue. We're talking about a video game character here. Don't make it so serious.

>>714418283
>How about it's neither and it's just adult Pauline in the present that was shrunk down?
Literally the worst option. This would mean it's not the first time she's met Donkey Kong, which would be retarded as fuck.

Pauline is really really really cute.

>>714421939
>Maybe whatever the geode came from saw Pauline on TV and the entity it popped out happens to resemble her just cuz. I'm only hoping that it's not parallel dimension nonsense, which could ruin the silly toony nature of the Mario world.
My original theory was this actually. Odd Rock is some kind of shapeshifter that idolizes Pauline because it wants to sing. Because of Bananza shenanigans, it takes the form of a younger Pauline and it wishes in the end to be a real girl.

>>714423516
And funny ToT

>>714423742
https://files.catbox.moe/xofjmx.png https://files.catbox.moe//9kcg7j.png

>>714404184
she can fit marios entire nose in her mouth?
what a lewd slut

>>714423660
Did you watch the Direct?

>>714425001
I did. They don't even say that she's a girl. They call her "A talented young singer NAMED Pauline." They in no way explicitly state it's the real Pauline or even a real girl.

>>714425485
I think there might be something wrong with you.

thoughts on the pants being part of his 'base' design?

>>714426089
Why though?

>>714393670
Coz thats what girls like her are good for :)

>>714357776
HEY LISTEN

Imagine Void kong finds Kremlin Bananza, transform into KRool and get stuck in that form, and that is his origin story

>>714426089
i like the look, very classic

>>714381429
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be filled by actual idiots who think they are in good company"

>>714426089
They're not.

>>714434113
>Naked
>As the day he was born
>Still wearing the Tie
So he was just born with the tie?

>>714435610
Yes bitch

>>714421508
it doesnt, its one of the generic effect amiibo sadly

>>714435861
so the bib transformed into a tie as he aged?

>two weeks left until launch
Nice.

>>714356220
I don't think anyone but me has realized the ramifications of this pillow having a banana hole on each end

>>714354872
>Nintendo has literally never done a prequel
What is Yoshi's Island? The Zelda series has too many prequels alone to list.