Stream 1:
Now: Secret Agent Clank
Next: DKC X Mario
Later: Hitman: World of Assassination
Stream 2:
Soon: Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005)
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule
Where's the ifunny watermark?
Forgot to update the games on stream
You didn't update the current runs you dumbass
>I FUCKED UP
MODS MODS MODS
>>714367178A, that was a fun ride. The comedy ending went down well with me since it stayed under estimate
>Now: Secret Agent Clank
>Soon: Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005)
time passes, idiot
>>714366872>Its also not that engaging as a speedgame desu.Yeah it's really quite dull, a few of the PS2 games have genuinely interesting runs and seem to crop up at stuff like BSG occasionally.
>>714367483Tell me that racer got DQed for that, the guy on the outer lane got so cockblocked
>hitman blood money
:)
>showcase
:(
That bitch Lovare really want me to believe that Tiny Tim is a sexual predator?
>>714367421 (OP)The mig is out there
>>714367548Somebody's gonna get sued for that tripping hazard one of these days. Have they never heard of gaffer tape?
TinyTim seems like a wee lil lad
this shemp guy looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts
>>714367779Based. If you dont like yourself, no one else will
>>714367690all midgets are
>no pronouns for TinyTim
Love him already whoever he his
>>714367532>he can't control the flow of time at willNGMI, mate. It's so over for you.
>>714367496You fucking id-
>AleenaAll is forgiven, friend.
>>714367718They are not in America tho. Best they'll get is a bandaid and some aspirin.
>>714367632>run by TheKotti:))))))))
Tim really locked in on the haircut he got when he was 10, huh?
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>Spider-Man (2000)
Do they run this game every event? Is it really that good of a speedgame?
if he's so tiny then explain this real picture
>no cutscenes
there's no point
>>714368323Being taller than Asians isn't hard.
Runner for Hogwarts is pretty good and really engaging, but that game is just way too dull.
Shipping on the S1, and there are two spidermen now, one of which is Alex Yiik.
>>714368340>Regular FFX is 9h30m. >Cutscene remover is 3 hours
>>714368445jc mateo player
>>714368501Japs do love their movieslop.
>>714368193It's sorta janky but pretty straightforward and fun to play. And doing so in a casual manner is good too, if only because of all the combat options Spidey gets.
why is this guy always on the stream
should've been chlods in the spidersuit
>>714368591The cutscenes are also really funny. Especially when Venom is around.
>>714368609Edenal is in love with him.
casually migged after staring for 20 minutes at an archived thread
>>714368674You were just absorbing oldfag culture. Welcome newfriend!
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Is Hogfarts legacy actually good or did people pretend to like it because the harry potter author is anti trans?
>>714368796It's pretty fucking bland really.
>>714368661Venom was the GOAT in that game. The other hero cameos were funny too, as well as some of the villain moments (pic related). The only major downsides I can remember are the occasionally stiff, unreliable movement and how blocky Felicia looked.
>>714367608I was bracing for impact, but I'm impressed the dude managed to break in time.
wishing you best of luck from your wife as well :)
>>714368983What a weird looking Plum
>donation reading
>ad starts playing
do they have no control over these ads?
>>714368796My dad and mum loved it (they were 61 when it released). I didn't engage with it because I'm kinda past HP (movie 1-2 are still neat though) and I don't wanna do open world stuff cuz it's a pain for my OCD to proceed without spending 200h on every game that has it.
If it made my parents happy and made degenerates mad, that's all I need, even if I don't personally care for it.
>don't watch with streamlink
>get bombarded with 90 seconds of ads every 20 minutes
Jesus Christ people live like this?
>>714368501I unironically enjoy having a movie to go along with my long speedrun. I get the fun of a good story alongside a good run.
>>714368796If you're a HP fan it's pretty cool for the first 5 hours exploring Hogwarts, Hogsmeade, forbidden forest etc. After that the novelty wears off and it's boring repetitive open world slob
>>714367548Holy sexo, sad I missed it.
>>714369125I wouldnt be watching this if adblock didnt work
>>714369125It's Day 4 and I've yet to see a single ad, with nothing but noscript/ublock involved, on a normal firefox browser, not logged in, no VPN, normal european country.
I genuinely think it's a you problem.
>american gets the most screentime at the EUROPEAN event
>>714369103>(movie 1-2 are still neat though)>No movie 3 kino nor movie 4 memes
This Spider-Man game needs more unskippable walking sections while somebody berates Peter and fellates his replacement.
>>714369201you do know that ads are geotargetted right
>>714369289Eh. Can't lie about my feelings, they just don't trigger the magic tingle in my brain like the first two do. Books are alright up to 4 though. 5 got too drama for me (liked them as a kid though, I'm just too jaded for that shit now).
>>714369402I do. And I'm in a country with lots of money.
>>714368591I do have a Dreamcast. Is it worth it playing on DC, or should I stick to the PS1 version?
>>714368796When it came out I played it with this AHK combat script that bound every spell to a specific mouse direction so you could get crazy with the combos having all 8-12 spells available. The game also stopped scaling at level 20 I think so I installed a mod to fix that because you can't combo when everything dies in one hit. The base game's open world is not good but turning it into magic devil may cry is actually cool and felt unique compared to any other magic-based combat I've played.
>>714369501Play Carrier instead.
[Insert American is talking volume 0% gif here]
>>714369559I have it (and Daytona) loaded on the ODE SD already. I'm asking about Spiderman now.
>>714369326sssseeeeeeeggGGGGGSSSSSS
>>714369501DC version is 60 fps, PS1 is 30
>>714369501dc is a bit weird because of the lack of r2 and l2 but it looks better
>>714369393>.webmNever fails to make me chuckle.
Wasn't there an actual runner in these events who went by Runnerman too?
>>714369423Fair enough. I still think all of them are enjoyable to an extent, but 1 and 2 are unsurpassed in terms of whimsy.
>>714369621Show me your completion save for Carrier and I'll answer you.
DC looks better than PS1 version, I think it's the superior version to play. But there's some sequences in the PS1 version that are fantastic due to the lower graphic fidelity and LoS, the Carnage Ock chase for example. If you're a big fan, check out both, if you only care about talking with other people, check out PS1 (because most people played that), if you want to have the most fun, play DC.
>>714369289To me, the series got less magical as it got darker, and it got darker as Harry got older. I don't know how you deal with the Dark Lord and the corrupt ministry while also keeping a sense of wonder - perhaps that should have been the big question Rowling asked herself
>>714368983How nostalgic.
>>714369393You're right, no wonder this run sucks so much compared to Miles Morales. That was the real highlight of ESA. No other run can ever compete
>>714369774DC version it is.
I'll post a screenshot with a save once I do it.
So see you around Christmas.
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RATE SPIDER-MAN (2000)
also read this cute girl manga
Why is Venom helping spidey?
>>714369959>>714369989B
somebody kill shemp please
>>714369959A
Short(ish), sweet, informative, Alex Yiik actually added to the run and wasn't too obnoxious.
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>>714369201You have to understand the special kind of people that exist on this website. Their whole life is like a Luck 1 RPG run.
>>714369959F.
>Too many skippable cutscenes>No QTE boss fights>Players were enjoying the run>Actual skips>Spider-Man is white>Spider-Man isn't cool>Spider-Man's suit suckedSpeedruns like these are old hat.
A. Legitimately good run game that was well done
>>714369791Problem with keeping the whimsy and wonder is that you need to tone down conflict and take the series' focus somewhere else. Harry Potter's been about dealing with Voldemort from the very beginning. At least the whole 'life at magic school' feels great, and we got some good games out of it.
>>714369839Why are Harry and Cho casting laser cheese?
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hey wait, so i'm a rhino, you're a scorpion, and he is an octopus, what's a mysterio?
>>714370213'ick on 'eck uses a script and only grabs the first solo letter in a reply to the rate posts. That's an F.
Always lead with your actual rating.
>>714370008Maybe he's a bit like Mysterio.
Don't forget to wrap Deek with clothes!
>>714370281The fuck you talking about, anon, he's obviously a
He's a
He's
...
>>714370281He's a mystery, duh
>Harry Potter
Why didn't they just use on Voldemort and be done with it? Instead they wasted a ton of time and effort doing things that could've been done in the first place.
>>714370428>Why didn't they just use on VoldemortUse what?
>>714370304Didn't he say he started summarizing them with AI now? So it might work
>>714370428You having a stroke?
>>714370498Facts and logic.
>>714370513I doubt the AI would recognize the sarcasm.
>>714370513I made that up as a joke
>>714370428>>714370605There actually is a very good answer but I'm too autistic to tell if anon's meming
fuck it im watching hogwarts, ive had it with this low entropy shouting on stream 1
Even the runner's name is almost Spyro
>>714370498>>714370605>>714370428Isn't the fact that the wizards would get destroyed by modern military tech part of the reason they stay hidden?
>>714370729I can't believe someone would lie on the internet
>>714369402It's an uphill battle to get some people to realize this, especially when the more tempting option is for them to feel they're the smart ones because they did it the correct way.
>>714370792>3 people slowly counting to 40das it mane
>>714370829Considering they've been around since the beginnig of mankind, can see the future to an extent, and had a golden age during the Middle Ages (when muggles were piss weak in comparison), it still makes no sense.
>>714370605Oi, mate. You got a loicense fer dat?
>>714371019It's a setting written by a woman, of course it doesn't make any sense.
>>714371019>b-but we've been around since the dawn of mankind, our arts go back milleniums!>cool story bro *pop*
why is there no any RE runs?
Gotta love PS1 games that drop to 10FPS whenever there's more than a few objects onscreen.
>>714371019>beginnigOh fuck my ESL ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqHaJkIvz0Q
>>714370736Yo is that this DS2 character? Fucking hate how all speak the language iยดve choosen for them but this ugly trannoid speaks nipponese all the time
>>714371173RE5 run already happened
>>714371264My summer car, when?
>>714371296oh right, still not enough though
>>714371670It's too hot for zombies, get more weather appropriate enemies and we can talk
>>714371173Anon, this is a Spyro marathon
>>714371738I'm enjoying this spyro-man speedrun
>>714370792 Based choice honestly. Hogwarts run might be all cutscene skips and stair clipping, but at least you're not getting shouted at by three Mountain Dew goblins trying to out-meme each other over a 30-minute long RNG gate.
why is spiderman wearing a burger king bad on his head
>>714371858bag* also hes barefoot
>>714371858American fashion.
>>714371858>Not knowing about Bag-Man.People always fangirl about Venom getting his MvC skin in Marvel Rivals, but Spidey getting this was THE real throwback.
>>714371858https://spiderman.fandom.com/wiki/Spare_Fantastic_Four_Costume
>>714372148Fuck it forgot pic.
>He was invented too late to get a good PS1-2 era game
>>714371019They're also dramatically outnumbered. Between that and only understanding modern technology enough to fear it, a live war wouldn't go great
>>714371129>lol u shot a hologram
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RATE Spider-Man 2: Enter Shocker
>>7143691296 hour movie with 3 hour gameplay is a bit much though
>>714372553A
More of the previous run. Good.
Also really shows the power of the PlayStation: you can count the frames!
>>714372553C+ kind sloppu
>>714372552Is that bats the basset hound?
Are you ready for SPYRO MANIA
Them running Hogwarts Legacy shows how much of a difference there still is between ESA and GDQ
>>714372436That's probably the closest to a plausible, acceptable explanation. Final Fantasy XVI took the same approach with its worldbuilding. Natural spellcasters are a minority and had to be dehumanized and enslaved... except for the 8 living gods who're too scary to deal with, of course.
>>714372526>>lol u shot a hologram>t.
Seven thousand hours of Spyro on the S1. Oh joy.
>>714372657I've always wondered, is this real or an edit?
>>714372657Honestly I'd do the same. Dinosaurs>cancer
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rate shemp's bulge
>>714372861GDQ only runs good games
>>714372907i think it's a comic, dinosaurs don't exist(?)
>Put Spyro runner on the scheduling team
>Suddenly have like eight Spyro games on the schedule
>Including the same game twice in a row
>>714371264Drop a link. I'm interested in watching Tenchu 2 and The Messenger.
Who the fuck would want to watch this
>>714372962m for mutilated
Cope
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>you'll never get to ride your own hippogriff
>blood money overlaps with flash games gauntlet
Why must we suffer?
>>714372995>dinosaurs don't exist(?)
Someone take a screenshot of ginger spiderman's micropeen.
>>714372552>>714372553A, that was a happy Spider-Man block
>>714373048It's the Psi-Ops runner, a lot of people want to watch it because it's probably going to be all the fuck over the place.
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Shut up, woman - you are not funny. And not pretty enough to accept being unfunny.
>>714372869No, Harry Potter wizards can literally brew a potion of "dodge bullet" if they wanted to. They are completely broken, just kind of retarded.
>>714372436There's a spell in the HP universe that mind controls anyone into a loyal slave of the caster (was it ever explained why Voldemort doesn't just fucking use that one instead of killing people? Seems like it'd be a much better way to take over the wizard world) and wizards can TP around pretty much at will. Numbers don't mean shit.
dude looks like the gay guy from modern family that dressed up as spider man for halloween
>>714373083i'll be staying comfy with the second stream, thank you
why is he not wearing underwear?
requesting spyro Plum
spyro is an obvious part of ESA from now on
>>714368082i was wondering whats going on with his torso because his arms are just as thin as always. i dont remember him looking like that i hope hes alright
>>714372907I remember Osborn invented cure for cancer just to kill Deadpool, so I'm sure it's not an edit
>>714373235We've got a strong start today.
>>714373165I assume they speak american.
>>714372907It's real, Sauron is a nutter
>>714373235Please remove Hitman from this chart. It wasn't even a fucking run, it was dudes commenting on pre-recorded footage
>>714373331You're in for a learning experience.
>>714373257I'm onto you, furfag
>>714373331>Finnruns>Everything on the screen is in Finnish That's a good assumption.
>>714372962Dylan Gay Fox is a lucky man
>>714372938Why not turn people into dinosaurs to kick cancer's butt?
>>714373481That would be Infringing on The Lizard's schtick
>>714373456Finnish is not a real language.
T. Finlandian
>>714373048Kainalo, obviously.
>coming up: 2 more spyro runs
are you fucking kidding me? does subways sponsor this event?
>Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
>Any% (Glitchless, Expert, NG)
Was this newly added? Category sounds nice, I'm fucking ready. There are many ways to break the game, so I'm curious what he'll do.
Also the flash game gauntlet in a couple hours should be good.
>>714371264>>714373040https://twitch.tv/finnruns
https://oengus.io/marathon/frsummer25
I really really hate these intermissions
>>714373604Love me some Spyro.
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>>714373157>No, Harry Potter wizards can literally brew a potion of "dodge bullet"Here, Hyeroglatio Hufferfarnagle, breathe this canister of sarin gas.
>>714373604>click on stream>the dragon is purpleUh bros?
I fucking love eternal intermissions! It's like I'm watching my favorite event GDQ! They should start doing theater kid comedy skits next!
>>714373607Guaranteed Maelle Maellum Virtuoso First Strike abuse.
>>714373342Why don't we see more Sauron outside of the comics? Dude seems like he'd really catch on if given a chance
Could they only find one person tangentially affected by alzheimers?
>>714373331Proto-american from before the Finno-Korean Hyperwar.
>>714373794Ran into a copyright stint with the Tolkien Estate.
>>714373739Sorry champ, the wizard has drank literal good luck, the sarin gas fails to deploy, or was inert, or blows away in the wind instantly, or any other fucking thing because magic >technology
>>714373874Understandable, but surely we just rename him then?
>>714373904in my basement.
why you asking?
>>714373904Suspiciously absent while catalyst is also missing... HMMMM I WONDER
>>714373985also in my basement
>>714373950godless nights
godmore mornings
>>714373934Funnily, he picked the name Sauron because hes a giant Tolkein nerd
he's also Argentinian
>>714373608least mongolian finn
uhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
>>714374095Varg in another timeline
Why is there a female on my screen?
Oh boy...
Stream 2 it is, then...
>>714373536But the Lizard has to fight Spiderman constantly. Are you telling me Spidey's cancer?
>>714373764Well I want Maelle to Maellum Virtuoso First Strike abuse me, if you catch my drift.
>>714373934Should've been renamed Sauronman just for shits and giggles.
>spyro AGAIN
These runs are purple...
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HOW many hours of ESA is it safe to watch per day to before risking turning gay?
Thats the laziest "Shark Onesie" what a waste of money
Would you a Spyro runner?
>>714374302To sexually confuse /v/.
10/10 in london and a 10/10 in kansas city
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>>714374327>But the Lizard has to fight Spiderman constantly. Are you telling me Spidey's cancer?You bet I am, the mans a menace.
>>714374380Is that fucking Ashens in my ESA thread?
>questionIt's already too late for you.
>only 1 out of 4 have added pronouns.
Are we healing?
>>714374380>Chanticleer HegemonyWhen will we get a Polystation block?
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bring back spiderman
>>714374409I would want a refund. She doesn't want to fucking mess her hair or something?
>>714374419No, I'm afraid I'll catch Spyro. And I don't want my dong purple.
>>714374419Sure.
>>714374590What if yours is already purple?
>>714373674Thank Edenal who thought it would be genius to put his socially awkward autistic staff members in front of a camera and tell them to waste time with no script
>>714373760Remember on GDQ when they started having Adef do science lessons and it bombed so they quit it halfway?
>>714374380One
>>714374419Lumilara only, OOOF.
>>714374487Probably seen more biofems at this year's ESA than I have in 5 years of GDQ and ESA combined.
Huh, stream 1 is completely packed today.
>>714374419What's the onesie supposed to be?
>>714374409holy kek I wouldn't have noticed it without this post
>>714373048don't know about the run but thats a good game
>>714373604Its genuinely because the people who do the schedule now after Das quit are the Spyro runners. So they overloaded it with their fave game.
>>714374646>check my dong>it's already purple I've been playing Spyro and I don't remember it! Please donate to Alzheimerfunded so they can cure me.
>>714374667Americans know how to bring in the crowds. Take notes europoors
>>714373607Do you not think its a bit too soon to do an E33 run? Feels like there wouldn't have been much time to really find any strats and do a viable speedrun. They probably added it so they could beat GDQ to debuting an E33 run.
I'm finding these finnish dudes more entertaining to listen to than the three queers doing spryo. I don't speak a word of finnish.
time to take a hour long shit
wish i had a sweaty speedrunner gf
>>714374487And the one with pronouns is even a biofem.
"we are..." status: SO BACK
>>714374095If he was that big of a nerd he should have gone with Morgoth.
wait she's actually good wtf
>>714374847>He already caught The FinnIt's over for you. Perkele.
Your two grand shark onesie incentive.
>>714374419Is that the somewhat passing trans guy who got caught in shorts looking like he was sporting a dino dong boner?
>>714374505>When will we get a Polystation block?Stream 3.
>>714374590>>714374646I thought that was a black woman thing.
>>714374843>Do you not think its a bit too soon to do an E33 run?That didn't stop people from speedrunning FF games or TotK at marathons in less than a year.
>>714374948yes, every tranner is a sex pest. move on
>>714374667The playstation nation. It's ESA's newest clique. They play all the PS1 platformers (and racers for Hypnoshark) when one of them runs they fill up the room when they stop running they empty out.
>>714374419The one on the left looks like she's wearing a fake nose and glasses
>>714374948She is les, gotta stand out from the other girls or whatever
>>714375048im sure you are the innocence personified anonymous from 4chan
>>714374998Nice pair of knockers though
>>714374998She must be so hot and sweaty haha...
>>714375107>sheAnon, that's clearly a man. A troonie, but a man regardless.
>>714374487I noticed it lessened with GDQ too. I think its cause the Proto crew are long gone and their influence is slipping.
>>714374543It's a PS1 heavy day, is that the theme today?
>>714375094>They play all the PS1 platformers (and racers for Hypnoshark)IIRC he also speedruns those too, along with Crash Bash. He's even tried Gen 3 and 4 Pokรฉmon games.
i just got here, wtf is going on?
>tranny wont stop yapping in his shitty voice
>>714375198I'll take tits and pits over a meme outfit
I'm giving this run an S btw
>>71437528024 hour spyro marathon
Lel does anyone remember when people in the old threads used to say that Lumilara passes? To the point that they couldn't tell?
>>714374587But then her hair is messed due to the headphones anyways.
>>714374696Thats the "wear a shark onesie" incentive. People paid money for it.
The Spyro community is truly god awful
Also I wanna put Laura in a mating press while the woman in the shark outfit watches
I really should get a tablet before the next ESA. I just imagine how comfy it would be just laying in bed, 3/4 of the screen for the stream, 1/4 is BlueClover with a thread, wireless keyboard by my side for efficient shitposting....
I should look into this.
>>714375360Same. This Tenchu 2 run is pretty great.
What compels American females to speak in such valley accents?
>>714375442desu I thought she was just a typical fat chick
explains a lot though
I don't care about trannies but the zoomer lingo is too much for me
>>714375275Out of all of them I like him the most
>Seems nice>Funny>Can be unserious>Doesn't let the unseriousness dominate the run though, knows when to be serious and unserious>Is skillful>Good strats and saves>Constantly under estimateIts why I don't mind the new Playstation Nation clique, right now their runs are actually good, while the old clique was pretty obnoxious. Argick, Nikoheart, Paullister etc. So as long as this new clique doesn't start attention whoring and being loud and "epicly silly" like they did then I'm fine with them
>>714375530>femalesumaposter...
I didn't need a reminder on why I hate women
>>714368106>They are not in America tho. Best they'll get is a bandaid and some aspirin.what a puzzling post
>>714375578I hope Shemp kills himself soon
Is she wearing a shark outfit
>>714375610There's no culture of suing for every little thing over here. You get your first help and then directed towards the nearest hospital for a medical assistance you already paid for with your taxes.
Did they run out of games?
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HOLY GUACAMOLEEEE!!!
>>714374998Can't help but notice the large nasal feature
>>714375775Demolish that faggot slag's shitpipe while the shark woman watches
>>714375692>ywn have a legendary bromance like these two
>>714375442The threads got thirsty as all fuck for Laura during the eyetoy run.
It's never really been about being able to tell, it's always if they fancy them, lol.
>>714375578Whats so funny?
>>714375442>Thats the "wear a shark onesie" incentive. People paid money for it.Kek... and they can't even complain, because she is technically wearing it.
>>714376032At least it's not as bad as the Plum outfit.
>>714375986I also remember that Kingdom Hearts (I think?) late night runner that /v/ started thirsting hard over... then they found out.
This cutscene doesn't ring any bells; I guess it was only Tenchu 12 that I played and beat. Shit looks pretty cool though.
I'm watching the Russian restream of ESA and the run is pretty nice
>>714376120That was a woman with big juicy tits anon
>>714376109We know he is gay. He literally kissed his bf (Dylan Gay Fox) live on stream
>>714376032I would. It's only half way on. Imagine paying for shoes and you only get one
>>714376174>dmitri, that is a man>yes vladisla
why isn't she wearing the onesie correctly? people donated 2000 dollars for this?
>>714375586I actually like Argick, but I understand why others don't. He may be the most divisive of all runners, and I'll miss him in all following ESAs regardless.
As for Hypnoshark, he's ran a shitton of stuff throughout the years (4chins won't let me link his speedrun page).
>>71437612097ames is a biological female.
>>714376120>>71437621397ames
her OF pics got posted
This woman is overly animated, its irritating me
Dude on stream 2 just left the stream to take a shit kek
>>714376161Holy Guacamole!!!
>>714376120Yep, same with a souls runner at some marathon too.
Other end of the scale keeps happening too, quite a few times there's been ones that obviously aren't trans but Anons are so paranoid about it, they just assume it now.
>>714376297Post or link them then
>>714376261she's a wimmen and you need to see her hair and stuff duuuuh she was getting it right 2 hours this morning. Maybe anyway
>>714376301filled to the brim with SSRIs
>>714376328Never happened.
>more than 1 hour until deus ex
>>714375767Is this a subtle "LE YUROPOORS PAYING WITH TAXES IS WORSE THAN OUR MEDICAL BILLS" post? Because that train of thought is complete BS.
>>714376230What do you think was going through Yato's mind right there?
>>714376328thanks for confirming youre a falseflagging faggot
>>714376213>>714376120>>714376291Whoops it wasn't Kingdom Hearts I got it wrong. I meant This runner and this run: www.youtube.com/watch?v=87qTWgsQLiE&t=10395s
/v/ thirsted hard
>>714376390We already had Dude Sex though.
>>714376481Witch like phenotype
>>714376390>nu deus exeeck
>>714375692I hope these lads are doing okay
why can't americans be contained to gdq
>>714376389Happened on stream 2 a run or so ago.
>>714376479even if you were blind youd know this is a gay man
>>714376504This is like the 8th Spyro run nigger
>>714376504but what about second dude sex?
>More Spyro to cum!
Your reaction when you heard the line anon?
>>714376261>people donated 2000 dollars for this?You can't fucking serious... Get rekt simps
>>714376590>>714376618A-, genuinely good performance but points docked for obnoxious commentary
>>714376564Can't stop, won't stop.
Thank fuck spryo is over. Looking forward to the next run!
>>714376590B, minus points for the tranny always talking
>>714376590>>714376618B, good run, got the tricks, but holy shit shut up
>>714376590>>714376618i shall abstain from rating this run.
that shark costume is awful
>>714376590>>714376618C
Would be B but I am bumping it down due to shark onesie scam.
>>714376741Poor Mizzow, looking even smaller than Tim now.
>>714376481Why does "she" constantly reach for her nose over and over? Noticed it throughout the run, every time her hand disconnected from the controller she went to play with her nose lmao.
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Shark sex. Yay or nay?
>>714376687mating pressing Kimberly's throat
Who is the spherical shortstack? You can tell she was cute when she was in high school if she was skinny. Definitely needs a new haircut, though.
>>714376590It's an S you fucking incels.
>>714376870Typical gold digger behavior.
>>714376328/v/'s most embarrassing performance was that twink runner at GDQ who someone DMed asking if they were a guy or a girl and they said guy and then /v/ freaked him out so much that he deleted his twitch and twitter.
>>714376870Pollen rate is through the fucking sky in Sweden right now.
This guy trying to get laid?
>>714376590A-, the run itself went really well and spyro is not an easy game
lumilaura is fucking seething
>>714376980>through the fucking skywhere else is it supposed to be, back of the knee?
>Hosts complaining because they couldn't get a single donation in because the runners talked that much
Ok maybe this playstation nation spyro clique is cool.
>>714376870these fucking traknees and theri fake noses man
>Spyro race next
for what fucking purpose, PLAY SOMETHING ELSE
Dude is literally 4'11
You know it's bad when chlods is looking down at you
Oh sweet, a gnome and his bog witch wife on screen
>>714377113Chat GPT made the schedule please understand
>>714377171For me, its nintendonatalie
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what's wrong with chlods' lower jaw area
>>714376979Oh fuck I'd forgotten all about that.
>>714377113European Spyrorunners Assembly
>Chlods
How the fuck do you pronounce that? It's like a hentai sound effect for a guy busting his load
>Lovare MeToo's ESA
>Somehow there's now more women at the event than before and than any other speedrun event I've seen
explain
>>714377248she has a visible, toad like gullet from being fat
>>714376395If you are healthy it makes sense.
Try not to be a genetic defect and then you will save money in the long run
>>714377248she's fat if you didn't notice
Chlods has a septum piercing? You just know shes down for anything
>>714377248Quintesentially Bri'ish phenotype.
>>714376390It's like the only AAA sloppa of the last 10 years I've actually played and finished, so I too am looking forward to it. Will be nice to actually be familiar with a game being streamed that isn't from console gen 5 or earlier.
>>714377334I can't be taxed for money I don't have.
I can absolutely be billed for money I don't have.
You may leave in silence
>>714375594>>714375601hold up, the american was a """female""" too?
he's cute
>>714376590Zzz
Sick of spyro get this shit out of here
>>714377248That's what happens when you don't mew
>>714377317>metoo'dthere was one guy that made her uncomfortable, the other 3 events she mentioned were outside of ESAs control
>>714377395Man I havent played mankind divided yet or else I'd watch it
>>714377413If you were normal you wouldn't have sky high medical bills. Skill issue
>>714377325Her body doesn't even look that fat, she looks slender in some pics.
>>714377457>what is she like 23?Biologically yes. Aesthetically, 23 per leg.
I just started watching, who is the chlods chick? What's her insta?
>>714377317They made an attempt to at least look like they were doing shit about some of that stuff, but mostly it was just reinstating the safety position and shoving that Skemmy fuckwit into it.
Chlo with glasses>Chlo without glasses
>>714377317stop bringing up the most pointless drama in history
>>714377535>you have to be a certain wayLand of the free(?)
>>714376590F
Rated it just for you,
>>714376968.
>>714377546It's called wearing black and wearing a corset
>>714377216nah I asked CHATGPT to make a schedule for esa and it was 1000x better than what the european subhumans came up with
AI is already surpassed humans
>>714376953This bitch is absolutely drowning in psyche meds.
>>714377549It's me. I'm Chlods.
>>714377660>ocarina of time>followed by celestethat isnt anything better
>>714376979I think I remember that one.
who do you think will win the upcoming SPYRO race?
>>714377763Do you have nice feet?
>>714377317A position was left vacant, and so claimants to the e-girl throne have arrived
>>714377660>super mario bros>oot>celeste>donkey kong countrywhat a borefest, not even in the submitted runs
>>714377827The Playstation Nation.
>>714377854Would in every hole.
>>714377660>blowing your load on the first dayThis is terrible scheduling
>>714377105Quite a waste; her facial bone structure is very cute, but she wears half her weight in her fat fucking face and the rest under her chin.
>>714377854I'd this british flower
>>714377660looking forward to the doom run
>>714377827Dayoman if he's allowed to play with his shirt off
>>714377660Not really defending them but when you draft like 10 spyro runs they have to fit in somehow
Also who the fuck wants to watch Celeste ever lol
Every speedrun of that game has been zzz since the game came out, it's essentially tranny core
>>714377854>>714377952>noseringfitting for a cow
>>714377827>english>sounds australianDid they move to the UK or pick up a transatlantic accent from being terminally online?
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>>714377952her hair is cute
I would take one Celeste run (that I don't watch) over half this year's lineup.
>>714377248She's so fat it's webbing her neck.
>>714377827>dayoman is from the fucking congoWhat
what kind of shots can you make inhouse and send over the mail?
>$34k
great start to day 1
>>714377375Fat chicks usually are.
>>714378093she looks attainable
>>714378156You people are genuinely, terminally autistic in the old sense of "Cannot detect sarcasm/interprets everything at face-value" if you genuinely believe that nobody sets their SRC flag to joke countries.
>>714378271Nah shes giving me that "queen bee of the nerds" vibe
>>714378336What so funny about Congo?
>>714377980I do wish Doom got into these marathons more, especially since there's an immense amount of stuff you could run beside just vanilla, but ESA would probably only accept Myhouse.pk3 or some shit like that.
I do not care for the scottish accent
>>714378396the part where the stupid monkeys jump into the lava to kill themselvesg2mox
>>714378407Anon, you're seeing them everywhere now.
>>714378407GDQ is next week anon
>>714378513>GDQ Gay Drag Queens?
It's literally the same fucking game how long do you need these intermissions to be to set this shit up
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>>714378431it's hot on scottish women
>>714378420Especially because the devs will couch your run despite not knowing what speedrunning is.
>>714378336All speedrunner nationalities are fact checked by the Speedrunners' Fact Checkers Association
>>714378607...........it can be
if you plan to watch the race i recommend to mute the stream
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>>714376870when I speak to someone at work I'm always reaching for my hard hat like this
just a social tic or however you wanna define it, keeps my hands busy while my mind buffers
>welcome to a very special run
>it's another Spyro run
>lumilaura
how is he any different from manly mave?
oh fuck, 3/4 of the front row are troons. Thiks is starting to feel just like GDQ.
HOLY SHIT chlods just strolled by and that fat fuck actually has a really sexy stride.
>>714378623Man I'd submit a run of either Going Down or Overboard just to get Cyriak on my couch.
>>714378336Yes, nobody does that. This chap is really from Nepal.
Just change the name from European Speedrunner Assembly to ESSA - European Speedrunner Spyro Assembly at this point
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so much degeneracy on a single image
Ew, why is he touching the tranny? Is he a hon chaser?
>>714378752Laura is the Proto of ESA, calling it.
>>714377763It's me. I'm Gossip Girl.
>>714378431I went to Scotland just a month ago and it was a bit hard to understand them.
Monitoring how hard the crowd clears out after this run
hey, one spyro is different
why's the retards spyro gray (grey)
Hogwards game looks huge. Is it open world?
>>714378851>american flags galoreevery goddamn time
>>714378851>they are all americanreally makes you think
rooting for the male runner here
>>714377854I wonder if she even realizes how cute she'd be if she lost 40 pounds.
>>714378947Happened every Playstation Nation run so far
>>714378968my future hair
>>714378968If you played spyro as a child, it's time to get hair plugs
One stream is pro-trans, the other is anti-trans.
>>714378993Yes.
It's more or less a standard ubislop (despite not being a Ubisoft game) with a wizard skin.
>>714378851shit why is zakk wylde watching a spyro speedrun event?
>>714379091Dayo is jewish though
>>714379105I'm going to faundle her breasts
>>714378968>Owns his bald spot with zero fucks givenThe biggest chad so far these
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MORE SPYRO
>>714378749>snowlauraI don't get it.
>>714379223For nukes upon us all
>>714379105That pic's even got Sony's censor rays.
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That Dylan dude being handsy with people is weird
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>>714379105Is Edenal jewish? I remember he raided Dayo's stream last year?
>>714378968the virgin finasteride troon vs the chad norwoodmaxxer
>>714379223the man
wait........
>>714379223the normal guy
Not enough Spyro. They could fit 3 more Spyro screens in there.
>Now up to 3k viewers
>Exceed's 2024's viewership
WE ARE SO BACK
>European Speedster assembly
>Invasion of the Spyro playing Americans
>fifteen spyro runs
>>714379624Botted viewers. Chatgpt schedule. Trannie runners. GDQ wins.
Fate is on the line in this race. If Dayoman wins, you become bald, if Lumilara wins you become a tranny, if Composer wins you become genderqueer.
>>714379726genderqueer's looking likely
Im thinking whoever reaches gnasty first chokes on rat and ends up dead last
/ourguy/ died and is now guaranteed to lose. Like pottery
>>714379423Can be a cultural thing, or an old-fashioned thing, I used to work at a place where the older generation were like that a lot because shit was just normal to them.
>>714379726BUT I'M ALREADY BALD
>>714379624I remember when Edenal and Planks said no 24 hours or stream 2 won't affect much because something something most donations come in during prime time. And that year was their lowest viewership ever, and the year they bring stream 2 and 24 hours back, viewership shoots up.
>>714379624It was at 11,000 the other day when it was on the front page for a few minutes.
>>714379456>hรคn ei ole tietoinen
>>714379818kek
please happen
>>714379856you will also become piglike in appearance
>>714379049women are better with an extra 40 pounds
>Laura running the white as fuck Spyro that looks like it would die if it got even slightly sunny
Checks out, it's English as fuck.
Fucking wall of queers and one chaser. I'm going to watch some finns play a metal gear game I've never even played.
>>714379926BUT I ALREADY AM
>>714379873Those weren't exactly their only issues with that ESA, the schedule was bleak as all fuck and cobbled together out of the scraps of what they had left.
>>714379906What game was being shown?
>>714379991dayo winning confirmed then.
Hope you guys are ready for more Spyro later today
>>714380031Yeah but that was summer, winter still did pretty bad too
>>714380129>stream 2a game nobody cares about on the stream nobody cares about, as it should be
>>714379932Why would you want to double the weight of a perfect woman?
>>714380129Wow with all this Spyro you'd think the Spyro runners were in charge of the schedule or something! heh heh.
>>714380129Thank you Spyro Jesus
>>714380129The Playstation Nation keeps on winning.
>>714380171Based. I love slim waists (non-existent, even) whether it's with flatties or tit cows.
>>714380386I am Playstation till i die and even i am sick of Spyro
My beautiful Bri'ish rose mogging these other men
playstation nation hotel room orgy
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the hogwarts game looks better than i thought, seems it's fun to just fuck around
>>714380579If you like Harry Potter it's pretty good
>>714380129Ok seriously, what's with all the fucking Spyro? 7 runs? That's just excessive.
16 hour FF9 run to cap it off
>>714380579I want to play it but there is a tranny in it
>>714380579>>714380652looks like the most basic ubishit
>>714380721The hypnoshark entourage sends its regards
If you were in charge of scheduling what franchise would you shove all over the event?
>Using the British flag instead of the English one
This is how you know it's a real woman
>>714380579>>714380652>>714380736once the novelty of exploring Hogwarts wears off, it's really boring open world slob
dayo can't fail rat now or else he'll game over
>inb4 he game overs before gnorc gnexus
>>714380798leasure suit Larry
>>714378607this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751550711243008.webm
>>714380732I quite like what they've done that day though
>Stream 2 is just one long run>Stream 1 is all extremely short games to counter it. 20 minutes or less estimates
>>714380832>Game is called Hogwarts Legacy>Spend most of the game running around a generic scottish lowland to the point where the game could basically be totally unrelated to harry potter
>>714380956>>714380832Do you not get to go to classes and shit? I feel like that would be the novelty. Is it mostly spent outside of Hogwarts?
>>714380948that's usually the case for ESA, we've had those days for some years, and i love it
>>714380876I would honestly like to see a text parser adventure being speedrun for some typing action.
>>714378607this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751550887669946.webm
>>714380876This, Tim can run them, he does point and click adventure games.
>>714380798rpgmaker hentai games
>>714380402Mah nigga, mah nigga.
>>714380798All the Atlus games
>>714381050You go to some classes, but the main character is a super special gifted witch/wizard so they give you a special curriculum
>>714381050You go to a handful of classes, probably less than you actually do in the old PS1 Harry Potter games, and it has no Quidditch. It's a lot of generic open world challenges with soulslite combat
>>714380652That's what a licensed game should be really. I haven't played Hogwarts, but for example I can say Robocop Rogue City does absolutely nothing impressive as a video game, except make you feel like Robocop in Robocop Detroit, which is all it needs to do. If I was a bigger Harry Potter fan, I think I'd like Hogwarts.
I just want more licensed games that obsess about the detail of the world itself.
>>714380732>>714380948>stream 1 20% volume>stream 2 80% volumeOh yeah it's comfy time
>>714381185It'd be nice to see some of the more bullshit Sierra games where they've got seconds to type before it's instant death.
>>714381206He also looks like Larry
>>714381151Yeah I'd just wish they'd do it more often, like Tuesday was
>JRPG on stream 1 (FF7)>JRPG on Stream 2 (FF7 Remake)>Followed by JRPG on stream 1 (Paper Mario)>Followed by JRPG on stream 2 (Lost Judgement)
>>714380129Wait, there's more.
>>714381321Give it an incentive for Tim to wear the suit and we're golden.
>>714381185A game where you actualy had to keep up with everyday schedules in addition to having to save the world could be cool. Even Persona doesn't do this really, since the classes and school time is just automatically skipped.
>>714381206He's too busy trying to survive at this point
>>714381441What does tim have
Lumilaura has a purple bad dragon dildo doesnt he
>>714381501chronic charisma
>>714381501He almost has it but came up a bit short
>>714381501Unknown heart condition (perhaps related to why he's so Tiny) it really started playing up last year meaning he missed almost all the speedrun events he was going to. He's shown up this year and his voice is very frail sounding.
>>714381379They could have done and entire stream 2 day of spyro like this...
>>714380798Bomberman adventure games, particularly the ones for the 64.
It's already 10 pages old. Put it in the fridge before it expires
>>714381185Why not just Typing of the Dead?
>>714381379jokes on you but there is a category for running the 3 ps1 games in a row, it takes like half of that
>>714381379>Vivi%>Not Hunter%Captcha: NGG2R
>>714381690Yeah I find it weird its not a Spyro block. Maybe they thought with the amount of Spyro people would get burnt out? But at the same time when Argick was there there'd be like 4 hour Sonic blocks so that hasn't stopped them in the past.
In fact there hasn't been a lot of blocks this year, similar games have been spread out. Like its not the first time games in the same franchise were on Stream 1 then the next one on Stream 2. I guess its a consequence of ChatGPT doing your schedule for you.
Tranny lost the spark
Chances of Acking tonight?
>about to go over the estimate on the S2
>start immediately coping
Wack.
>>714381778That's fine too, but a Sierra adventure would be pretty funny. Especially since you have to also control your character and the speed of the game can be adjusted ingame: the main character moves at lightning speeds even on mid '90s computer, since the speed of the game is tied to the CPU. And the games are chock full of instand deaths.
HOGWARTS IS OVER ESTIMATE
Alright I'm up. What doi we got today? Spyro?
>>714381778Reminder that this is banned from GDQ
>>714381226Lovely. Would touch inappropriately.
this wardrums fella is shite
>this cutscene is skippable
>but the next one is not
just, why
>>714382236Well we got some Spyro, and after that some Spyro and if you don't like Spyro there's always Stream 2 which is showing some Spyro.
>>714381543Laura's a massive furfag so probably.
shame about the over estimate, this could've been an S run
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