Thread 714367421

Stream 1:
Now: Secret Agent Clank
Next: DKC X Mario
Later: Hitman: World of Assassination

Stream 2:
Soon: Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005)

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule

Previous: >>714350654

Miggin' too fast, fuuuu-

Where's the ifunny watermark?

Forgot to update the games on stream

You didn't update the current runs you dumbass

>I FUCKED UP

MODS MODS MODS

>>714367178
A, that was a fun ride. The comedy ending went down well with me since it stayed under estimate

>>714367421 (OP)
ZZZ for this OP

>Now: Secret Agent Clank

>Soon: Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005)

time passes, idiot

Migged

>>714366872
>Its also not that engaging as a speedgame desu.
Yeah it's really quite dull, a few of the PS2 games have genuinely interesting runs and seem to crop up at stuff like BSG occasionally.

>>714367496
>>714367530
>>714367532
Do it yourself then next time.

>>714367483
Tell me that racer got DQed for that, the guy on the outer lane got so cockblocked

>hitman blood money
:)
>showcase
:(

That bitch Lovare really want me to believe that Tiny Tim is a sexual predator?

>>714367421 (OP)
The mig is out there

>>714367548
Somebody's gonna get sued for that tripping hazard one of these days. Have they never heard of gaffer tape?

TinyTim seems like a wee lil lad

this shemp guy looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts

>>714367779
Based. If you dont like yourself, no one else will

>>714367690
all midgets are

>no pronouns for TinyTim
Love him already whoever he his

>>714367532
>he can't control the flow of time at will
NGMI, mate. It's so over for you.

>>714367496
You fucking id-
>Aleena
All is forgiven, friend.

Not so tiny anymore!

>>714367718
They are not in America tho. Best they'll get is a bandaid and some aspirin.
>>714367632
>run by TheKotti
:))))))))

Tim really locked in on the haircut he got when he was 10, huh?

>Spider-Man (2000)
Do they run this game every event? Is it really that good of a speedgame?

if he's so tiny then explain this real picture

>no cutscenes
there's no point

>>714368323
Holy shit

>>714368323
Being taller than Asians isn't hard.

IM A HEADBANGA

Runner for Hogwarts is pretty good and really engaging, but that game is just way too dull.
Shipping on the S1, and there are two spidermen now, one of which is Alex Yiik.

>>714368340
>Regular FFX is 9h30m.
>Cutscene remover is 3 hours

>>714368445
jc mateo player

>>714368501
Japs do love their movieslop.

>>714368193
It's sorta janky but pretty straightforward and fun to play. And doing so in a casual manner is good too, if only because of all the combat options Spidey gets.

why is this guy always on the stream

should've been chlods in the spidersuit

>>714368591
The cutscenes are also really funny. Especially when Venom is around.

>>714368609
Edenal is in love with him.

casually migged after staring for 20 minutes at an archived thread

>>714368674

You were just absorbing oldfag culture. Welcome newfriend!

Is Hogfarts legacy actually good or did people pretend to like it because the harry potter author is anti trans?

SPIDER WUSS!

>>714368796
It's pretty fucking bland really.

>>714368661
Venom was the GOAT in that game. The other hero cameos were funny too, as well as some of the villain moments (pic related). The only major downsides I can remember are the occasionally stiff, unreliable movement and how blocky Felicia looked.

>>714367608
I was bracing for impact, but I'm impressed the dude managed to break in time.

quit slacking boy

wishing you best of luck from your wife as well :)

>>714368983
What a weird looking Plum

>donation reading
>ad starts playing
do they have no control over these ads?

>>714368796
My dad and mum loved it (they were 61 when it released). I didn't engage with it because I'm kinda past HP (movie 1-2 are still neat though) and I don't wanna do open world stuff cuz it's a pain for my OCD to proceed without spending 200h on every game that has it.
If it made my parents happy and made degenerates mad, that's all I need, even if I don't personally care for it.

>don't watch with streamlink
>get bombarded with 90 seconds of ads every 20 minutes

Jesus Christ people live like this?

>>714368501
I unironically enjoy having a movie to go along with my long speedrun. I get the fun of a good story alongside a good run.

>>714368796
If you're a HP fan it's pretty cool for the first 5 hours exploring Hogwarts, Hogsmeade, forbidden forest etc. After that the novelty wears off and it's boring repetitive open world slob

>>714367548
Holy sexo, sad I missed it.

>>714369125
I wouldnt be watching this if adblock didnt work

>>714369125
It's Day 4 and I've yet to see a single ad, with nothing but noscript/ublock involved, on a normal firefox browser, not logged in, no VPN, normal european country.

I genuinely think it's a you problem.

>>714369058
Indeed

>>714369103
>(movie 1-2 are still neat though)
>No movie 3 kino nor movie 4 memes

I wish witches were real

This Spider-Man game needs more unskippable walking sections while somebody berates Peter and fellates his replacement.

>>714369201
you do know that ads are geotargetted right

>>714369289
Eh. Can't lie about my feelings, they just don't trigger the magic tingle in my brain like the first two do. Books are alright up to 4 though. 5 got too drama for me (liked them as a kid though, I'm just too jaded for that shit now).

>>714369393
kek

>>714369402
I do. And I'm in a country with lots of money.

>>714368591
I do have a Dreamcast. Is it worth it playing on DC, or should I stick to the PS1 version?

>>714368796
When it came out I played it with this AHK combat script that bound every spell to a specific mouse direction so you could get crazy with the combos having all 8-12 spells available. The game also stopped scaling at level 20 I think so I installed a mod to fix that because you can't combo when everything dies in one hit. The base game's open world is not good but turning it into magic devil may cry is actually cool and felt unique compared to any other magic-based combat I've played.

>>714369501
Play Carrier instead.

[Insert American is talking volume 0% gif here]

>>714369559
I have it (and Daytona) loaded on the ODE SD already. I'm asking about Spiderman now.

>>714369326
sssseeeeeeeggGGGGGSSSSSS

>>714369501
DC version is 60 fps, PS1 is 30

>>714369501
dc is a bit weird because of the lack of r2 and l2 but it looks better

>>714369393
>.webm
Never fails to make me chuckle.
Wasn't there an actual runner in these events who went by Runnerman too?
>>714369423
Fair enough. I still think all of them are enjoyable to an extent, but 1 and 2 are unsurpassed in terms of whimsy.

>>714369621
Show me your completion save for Carrier and I'll answer you.

DC looks better than PS1 version, I think it's the superior version to play. But there's some sequences in the PS1 version that are fantastic due to the lower graphic fidelity and LoS, the Carnage Ock chase for example. If you're a big fan, check out both, if you only care about talking with other people, check out PS1 (because most people played that), if you want to have the most fun, play DC.

>>714369289
To me, the series got less magical as it got darker, and it got darker as Harry got older. I don't know how you deal with the Dark Lord and the corrupt ministry while also keeping a sense of wonder - perhaps that should have been the big question Rowling asked herself

>>714368983
How nostalgic.

>>714369393
You're right, no wonder this run sucks so much compared to Miles Morales. That was the real highlight of ESA. No other run can ever compete

>>714369774
DC version it is.
I'll post a screenshot with a save once I do it.
So see you around Christmas.

Rate Spider-Man 2000

RATE SPIDER-MAN (2000)

also read this cute girl manga

>>714369959
C

Why is Venom helping spidey?

>>714369959
>>714369989
B

>>714369959
>>714369989

B
somebody kill shemp please

>>714369959
A
Short(ish), sweet, informative, Alex Yiik actually added to the run and wasn't too obnoxious.

>>714369959
>>714369989
A-

>>714369989
C

>>714369989
>>714369959
A

>>714369201
You have to understand the special kind of people that exist on this website. Their whole life is like a Luck 1 RPG run.

>>714369959
F.
>Too many skippable cutscenes
>No QTE boss fights
>Players were enjoying the run
>Actual skips
>Spider-Man is white
>Spider-Man isn't cool
>Spider-Man's suit sucked
Speedruns like these are old hat.

A. Legitimately good run game that was well done

>>714369959
>>714369989
solid B

>>714369791
Problem with keeping the whimsy and wonder is that you need to tone down conflict and take the series' focus somewhere else. Harry Potter's been about dealing with Voldemort from the very beginning. At least the whole 'life at magic school' feels great, and we got some good games out of it.
>>714369839
Why are Harry and Cho casting laser cheese?

>>714369989
B from me

hey wait, so i'm a rhino, you're a scorpion, and he is an octopus, what's a mysterio?

>>714370213
'ick on 'eck uses a script and only grabs the first solo letter in a reply to the rate posts. That's an F.
Always lead with your actual rating.

>>714370008
Maybe he's a bit like Mysterio.

Don't forget to wrap Deek with clothes!

>>714370281
The fuck you talking about, anon, he's obviously a

He's a

He's

...

>>714369989
>>714369959
A

>>714370281
He's a mystery, duh

>Harry Potter
Why didn't they just use on Voldemort and be done with it? Instead they wasted a ton of time and effort doing things that could've been done in the first place.

>>714369959
A
>>714370304
Fuck.

>>714370428
>Why didn't they just use on Voldemort
Use what?

>>714370304
Didn't he say he started summarizing them with AI now? So it might work

>>714370428
You having a stroke?

>>714370498
Facts and logic.

>>714370513
I doubt the AI would recognize the sarcasm.

>>714370513
I made that up as a joke

>>714370428
>>714370605
There actually is a very good answer but I'm too autistic to tell if anon's meming

>>714370605
'e's bri'ish

fuck it im watching hogwarts, ive had it with this low entropy shouting on stream 1

Even the runner's name is almost Spyro

>>714370498
>>714370605
>>714370428
Isn't the fact that the wizards would get destroyed by modern military tech part of the reason they stay hidden?

>>714370729
I can't believe someone would lie on the internet

>>714369402
It's an uphill battle to get some people to realize this, especially when the more tempting option is for them to feel they're the smart ones because they did it the correct way.

>>714370792
>3 people slowly counting to 40
das it mane

>>714370829
Considering they've been around since the beginnig of mankind, can see the future to an extent, and had a golden age during the Middle Ages (when muggles were piss weak in comparison), it still makes no sense.

>>714370605
Oi, mate. You got a loicense fer dat?

>>714371019
It's a setting written by a woman, of course it doesn't make any sense.

>>714371019
>b-but we've been around since the dawn of mankind, our arts go back milleniums!
>cool story bro *pop*

why is there no any RE runs?

Gotta love PS1 games that drop to 10FPS whenever there's more than a few objects onscreen.

>>714371019
>beginnig
Oh fuck my ESL ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqHaJkIvz0Q

>>714369959
>>714369989
B

>>714370736
Yo is that this DS2 character? Fucking hate how all speak the language i´ve choosen for them but this ugly trannoid speaks nipponese all the time

Stream 3 is up

>>714371173
RE5 run already happened

>>714371264
Perkele%

>>714371264
My summer car, when?

>>714371296
oh right, still not enough though

>>714371670
It's too hot for zombies, get more weather appropriate enemies and we can talk

>>714371173
Anon, this is a Spyro marathon

>>714371738
I'm enjoying this spyro-man speedrun

>>714370792
Based choice honestly. Hogwarts run might be all cutscene skips and stair clipping, but at least you're not getting shouted at by three Mountain Dew goblins trying to out-meme each other over a 30-minute long RNG gate.

why is spiderman wearing a burger king bad on his head

>>714371858
bag* also hes barefoot

>>714371858
American fashion.

>>714371858
>Not knowing about Bag-Man.
People always fangirl about Venom getting his MvC skin in Marvel Rivals, but Spidey getting this was THE real throwback.

>>714371858
https://spiderman.fandom.com/wiki/Spare_Fantastic_Four_Costume

>>714372148
Fuck it forgot pic.

>>714371264
fugg :DDD

>>714371019
They're also dramatically outnumbered. Between that and only understanding modern technology enough to fear it, a live war wouldn't go great

>>714371129
>lol u shot a hologram

Rate Spider-Man 2

RATE Spider-Man 2: Enter Shocker

>>714372553
>>714372552
A

>>714372552
>>714372553
A

>>714372552
>>714372553
r for reddit

>>714372553
>>714372552
A

>>714372553
>>714372552
A

>>714372552
>>714372553
B

>>714369129
6 hour movie with 3 hour gameplay is a bit much though

>>714372552
>>714372553
A

>>714372553
>>714372552
A

>>714372657
very based

>>714372553
A
More of the previous run. Good.
Also really shows the power of the PlayStation: you can count the frames!

>>714372553
C+ kind sloppu

>>714372553
>>714372552
B

>>714372552
Is that bats the basset hound?

Are you ready for SPYRO MANIA

Them running Hogwarts Legacy shows how much of a difference there still is between ESA and GDQ

>>714372436
That's probably the closest to a plausible, acceptable explanation. Final Fantasy XVI took the same approach with its worldbuilding. Natural spellcasters are a minority and had to be dehumanized and enslaved... except for the 8 living gods who're too scary to deal with, of course.
>>714372526
>>lol u shot a hologram
>t.

Seven thousand hours of Spyro on the S1. Oh joy.

>>714372657
I've always wondered, is this real or an edit?

>>714372657
Honestly I'd do the same. Dinosaurs>cancer

>>714372553
>>714372552
C

rate shemp's bulge

>>714372861
GDQ only runs good games

>>714372907
i think it's a comic, dinosaurs don't exist(?)

>Put Spyro runner on the scheduling team
>Suddenly have like eight Spyro games on the schedule
>Including the same game twice in a row

>>714371264
Drop a link. I'm interested in watching Tenchu 2 and The Messenger.

Who the fuck would want to watch this

>>714372962
m for mutilated

>>714372962
yummy

>blood money overlaps with flash games gauntlet
Why must we suffer?

WE GOT SPYROOOOOOOOOOO

>>714372995
>dinosaurs don't exist(?)

Someone take a screenshot of ginger spiderman's micropeen.

>>714372552
>>714372553
A, that was a happy Spider-Man block

>>714373048
It's the Psi-Ops runner, a lot of people want to watch it because it's probably going to be all the fuck over the place.

>>714373048
>kainalo
me

Shut up, woman - you are not funny. And not pretty enough to accept being unfunny.

>>714372869
No, Harry Potter wizards can literally brew a potion of "dodge bullet" if they wanted to. They are completely broken, just kind of retarded.

>>714372436
There's a spell in the HP universe that mind controls anyone into a loyal slave of the caster (was it ever explained why Voldemort doesn't just fucking use that one instead of killing people? Seems like it'd be a much better way to take over the wizard world) and wizards can TP around pretty much at will. Numbers don't mean shit.

>>714373040
In Finnish?..

dude looks like the gay guy from modern family that dressed up as spider man for halloween

>>714373083
i'll be staying comfy with the second stream, thank you

Up and throbbing.

why is he not wearing underwear?

requesting spyro Plum
spyro is an obvious part of ESA from now on

>>714368082
i was wondering whats going on with his torso because his arms are just as thin as always. i dont remember him looking like that i hope hes alright

>>714372907
I remember Osborn invented cure for cancer just to kill Deadpool, so I'm sure it's not an edit

>>714373235
We've got a strong start today.

>>714373165
I assume they speak american.

>>714372907
It's real, Sauron is a nutter

>>714373235
Please remove Hitman from this chart. It wasn't even a fucking run, it was dudes commenting on pre-recorded footage

>>714373331
You're in for a learning experience.

>>714373257
I'm onto you, furfag

>>714373331
>Finnruns
>Everything on the screen is in Finnish
That's a good assumption.

>>714372962
Dylan Gay Fox is a lucky man

>>714372938
Why not turn people into dinosaurs to kick cancer's butt?

>>714373481
That would be Infringing on The Lizard's schtick

>>714373456
Finnish is not a real language.

T. Finlandian

>>714373048
Kainalo, obviously.

>coming up: 2 more spyro runs
are you fucking kidding me? does subways sponsor this event?

>Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
>Any% (Glitchless, Expert, NG)
Was this newly added? Category sounds nice, I'm fucking ready. There are many ways to break the game, so I'm curious what he'll do.

Also the flash game gauntlet in a couple hours should be good.

>>714371264
>>714373040
https://twitch.tv/finnruns
https://oengus.io/marathon/frsummer25

I really really hate these intermissions

>>714373604
Love me some Spyro.

>>714373157
>No, Harry Potter wizards can literally brew a potion of "dodge bullet"
Here, Hyeroglatio Hufferfarnagle, breathe this canister of sarin gas.

>>714373604
>click on stream
>the dragon is purple

Uh bros?

I fucking love eternal intermissions! It's like I'm watching my favorite event GDQ! They should start doing theater kid comedy skits next!

>>714373607
Guaranteed Maelle Maellum Virtuoso First Strike abuse.

>>714373342
Why don't we see more Sauron outside of the comics? Dude seems like he'd really catch on if given a chance

Could they only find one person tangentially affected by alzheimers?

>>714373331
Proto-american from before the Finno-Korean Hyperwar.

>>714373794
Ran into a copyright stint with the Tolkien Estate.

where is puppery

>>714373739
Sorry champ, the wizard has drank literal good luck, the sarin gas fails to deploy, or was inert, or blows away in the wind instantly, or any other fucking thing because magic >technology

>>714373874
Understandable, but surely we just rename him then?

>>714373235
Godded day

>>714373904
in my basement.
why you asking?

>>714373904
Suspiciously absent while catalyst is also missing... HMMMM I WONDER

>>714373985
but.......

>>714373985
also in my basement

>>714373950
godless nights
godmore mornings

>>714373934
Funnily, he picked the name Sauron because hes a giant Tolkein nerd

he's also Argentinian

>>714373608
least mongolian finn

Thats a man

uhhhhhhhhhhhh.................

>>714374095
Varg in another timeline

Spyro?

Why is there a female on my screen?

Oh boy...
Stream 2 it is, then...

More fucking Spyro?

>>714373536
But the Lizard has to fight Spiderman constantly. Are you telling me Spidey's cancer?
>>714373764
Well I want Maelle to Maellum Virtuoso First Strike abuse me, if you catch my drift.
>>714373934
Should've been renamed Sauronman just for shits and giggles.

>spyro AGAIN
These runs are purple...

HOW many hours of ESA is it safe to watch per day to before risking turning gay?

Thats the laziest "Shark Onesie" what a waste of money

Would you a Spyro runner?

>>714374302
To sexually confuse /v/.

oh...

10/10 in london and a 10/10 in kansas city

>>714374327
>But the Lizard has to fight Spiderman constantly. Are you telling me Spidey's cancer?

You bet I am, the mans a menace.

>>714374380
Is that fucking Ashens in my ESA thread?
>question
It's already too late for you.

>only 1 out of 4 have added pronouns.
Are we healing?

>>714374380
>Chanticleer Hegemony
When will we get a Polystation block?

bring back spiderman

my gf on stream 1

>>714374409
I would want a refund. She doesn't want to fucking mess her hair or something?

>>714374419
No, I'm afraid I'll catch Spyro. And I don't want my dong purple.

>>714374419
Sure.
>>714374590
What if yours is already purple?

>>714373674
Thank Edenal who thought it would be genius to put his socially awkward autistic staff members in front of a camera and tell them to waste time with no script
>>714373760
Remember on GDQ when they started having Adef do science lessons and it bombed so they quit it halfway?
>>714374380
One
>>714374419
Lumilara only, OOOF.
>>714374487
Probably seen more biofems at this year's ESA than I have in 5 years of GDQ and ESA combined.

Huh, stream 1 is completely packed today.

>>714374419
What's the onesie supposed to be?

>>714374409
holy kek I wouldn't have noticed it without this post

>>714373048
don't know about the run but thats a good game

>>714373604
Its genuinely because the people who do the schedule now after Das quit are the Spyro runners. So they overloaded it with their fave game.

>>714374646
>check my dong
>it's already purple
I've been playing Spyro and I don't remember it! Please donate to Alzheimerfunded so they can cure me.

>>714374667
Americans know how to bring in the crowds. Take notes europoors

>w*man
Time for stream 2

>>714373607
Do you not think its a bit too soon to do an E33 run? Feels like there wouldn't have been much time to really find any strats and do a viable speedrun. They probably added it so they could beat GDQ to debuting an E33 run.

I'm finding these finnish dudes more entertaining to listen to than the three queers doing spryo. I don't speak a word of finnish.

time to take a hour long shit

wish i had a sweaty speedrunner gf

>>714374487
And the one with pronouns is even a biofem.
"we are..." status: SO BACK

>>714374095
If he was that big of a nerd he should have gone with Morgoth.

hmmmm

wait she's actually good wtf

>>714374847
>He already caught The Finn
It's over for you. Perkele.

Your two grand shark onesie incentive.

>>714374419
Is that the somewhat passing trans guy who got caught in shorts looking like he was sporting a dino dong boner?
>>714374505
>When will we get a Polystation block?
Stream 3.
>>714374590
>>714374646
I thought that was a black woman thing.
>>714374843
>Do you not think its a bit too soon to do an E33 run?
That didn't stop people from speedrunning FF games or TotK at marathons in less than a year.

>>714374948
yes, every tranner is a sex pest. move on

>>714374667
The playstation nation. It's ESA's newest clique. They play all the PS1 platformers (and racers for Hypnoshark) when one of them runs they fill up the room when they stop running they empty out.

>>714374419
The one on the left looks like she's wearing a fake nose and glasses

>>714374948
She is les, gotta stand out from the other girls or whatever

>>714375048
im sure you are the innocence personified anonymous from 4chan

>>714374998
Nice pair of knockers though

naa naa na naa naa

>>714374998
She must be so hot and sweaty haha...

>>714374998
scammed

>>714375107
>she
Anon, that's clearly a man. A troonie, but a man regardless.

>>714374487
I noticed it lessened with GDQ too. I think its cause the Proto crew are long gone and their influence is slipping.
>>714374543
It's a PS1 heavy day, is that the theme today?

>>714375094
>They play all the PS1 platformers (and racers for Hypnoshark)
IIRC he also speedruns those too, along with Crash Bash. He's even tried Gen 3 and 4 Pokémon games.

i just got here, wtf is going on?

>>714375198
I'll take tits and pits over a meme outfit

I'm giving this run an S btw

>>714375280
24 hour spyro marathon

Lel does anyone remember when people in the old threads used to say that Lumilara passes? To the point that they couldn't tell?

>>714374587
But then her hair is messed due to the headphones anyways.

>>714374696
Thats the "wear a shark onesie" incentive. People paid money for it.

The Spyro community is truly god awful
Also I wanna put Laura in a mating press while the woman in the shark outfit watches

I really should get a tablet before the next ESA. I just imagine how comfy it would be just laying in bed, 3/4 of the screen for the stream, 1/4 is BlueClover with a thread, wireless keyboard by my side for efficient shitposting....
I should look into this.

>>714375360
Same. This Tenchu 2 run is pretty great.

What compels American females to speak in such valley accents?

>>714375442
desu I thought she was just a typical fat chick
explains a lot though

the SMOOTH landing

I don't care about trannies but the zoomer lingo is too much for me

lol lmao

>>714375275
Out of all of them I like him the most
>Seems nice
>Funny
>Can be unserious
>Doesn't let the unseriousness dominate the run though, knows when to be serious and unserious
>Is skillful
>Good strats and saves
>Constantly under estimate

Its why I don't mind the new Playstation Nation clique, right now their runs are actually good, while the old clique was pretty obnoxious. Argick, Nikoheart, Paullister etc. So as long as this new clique doesn't start attention whoring and being loud and "epicly silly" like they did then I'm fine with them

>>714375530
>females
umaposter...

>>714375530
>females

I didn't need a reminder on why I hate women

>>714368106
>They are not in America tho. Best they'll get is a bandaid and some aspirin.
what a puzzling post

>>714375594
>>714375601
american females

>>714375570
Never forget

>>714375578
I hope Shemp kills himself soon

Is she wearing a shark outfit

>>714375610
There's no culture of suing for every little thing over here. You get your first help and then directed towards the nearest hospital for a medical assistance you already paid for with your taxes.

>>714375450
u wot m8

Did they run out of games?

HOLY GUACAMOLEEEE!!!

>>714374998
Can't help but notice the large nasal feature

>>714375775
Demolish that faggot slag's shitpipe while the shark woman watches

>>714375852
bro

>>714375692
>ywn have a legendary bromance like these two

>>714375442
The threads got thirsty as all fuck for Laura during the eyetoy run.

It's never really been about being able to tell, it's always if they fancy them, lol.

>>714375858
why.jpg

>>714375578
Whats so funny?

>>714375442
>Thats the "wear a shark onesie" incentive. People paid money for it.
Kek... and they can't even complain, because she is technically wearing it.

>>714376032
At least it's not as bad as the Plum outfit.

>>714376021
>he/they

>>714375986
I also remember that Kingdom Hearts (I think?) late night runner that /v/ started thirsting hard over... then they found out.

This cutscene doesn't ring any bells; I guess it was only Tenchu 12 that I played and beat. Shit looks pretty cool though.

I'm watching the Russian restream of ESA and the run is pretty nice

>>714376120
That was a woman with big juicy tits anon

>>714376109
We know he is gay. He literally kissed his bf (Dylan Gay Fox) live on stream

>>714376083
That was kino

>>714376032
I would. It's only half way on. Imagine paying for shoes and you only get one

>>714376174
>dmitri, that is a man
>yes vladisla

why isn't she wearing the onesie correctly? people donated 2000 dollars for this?

>>714375450
nigga u gay

>>714375586
I actually like Argick, but I understand why others don't. He may be the most divisive of all runners, and I'll miss him in all following ESAs regardless.
As for Hypnoshark, he's ran a shitton of stuff throughout the years (4chins won't let me link his speedrun page).
>>714376120
97ames is a biological female.

>>714376120
>>714376213
97ames
her OF pics got posted

This woman is overly animated, its irritating me

>>714376261
>she

Dude on stream 2 just left the stream to take a shit kek

>>714376161
Holy Guacamole!!!

>>714376120
Yep, same with a souls runner at some marathon too.

Other end of the scale keeps happening too, quite a few times there's been ones that obviously aren't trans but Anons are so paranoid about it, they just assume it now.

>>714376297
Post or link them then

>>714376261
she's a wimmen and you need to see her hair and stuff duuuuh she was getting it right 2 hours this morning. Maybe anyway

>>714376301
filled to the brim with SSRIs

>>714376261
scammed lol

>>714376328
Never happened.

>>714375767
Is this a subtle "LE YUROPOORS PAYING WITH TAXES IS WORSE THAN OUR MEDICAL BILLS" post? Because that train of thought is complete BS.

>>714376230
What do you think was going through Yato's mind right there?

>>714376328
thanks for confirming youre a falseflagging faggot

>>714376213
>>714376120
>>714376291
Whoops it wasn't Kingdom Hearts I got it wrong. I meant This runner and this run: www.youtube.com/watch?v=87qTWgsQLiE&t=10395s

/v/ thirsted hard

>>714376390
We already had Dude Sex though.

>>714376481
Witch like phenotype

>>714376390
>nu deus ex
eeck

>>714375692
I hope these lads are doing okay

why can't americans be contained to gdq

>>714376389
Happened on stream 2 a run or so ago.

>>714376479
even if you were blind youd know this is a gay man

>>714376504
This is like the 8th Spyro run nigger

>>714376504
but what about second dude sex?

RATE Spyro 1 (Vortex)

Rate Spyro

>More Spyro to cum!
Your reaction when you heard the line anon?

>>714376261
>people donated 2000 dollars for this?
You can't fucking serious... Get rekt simps

>>714376590
C

>>714376590
B

>>714376287
>>714376230
dogshite outfit

>>714376590
>>714376618
Z

>>714376590
>>714376618
F

>>714376590
B

>>714376590
>>714376618
A-, genuinely good performance but points docked for obnoxious commentary

>>714376564
Can't stop, won't stop.

>>714376618
>>714376590
B

Thank fuck spryo is over. Looking forward to the next run!

HE'S BACK

>>714376590
B, minus points for the tranny always talking

>>714376590
>>714376618
B, good run, got the tricks, but holy shit shut up

>>714376590
>>714376618
i shall abstain from rating this run.

that shark costume is awful

>>714376590
>>714376618
C
Would be B but I am bumping it down due to shark onesie scam.

>>714376741
Poor Mizzow, looking even smaller than Tim now.

Ah my sweet english rose

>>714376481
Why does "she" constantly reach for her nose over and over? Noticed it throughout the run, every time her hand disconnected from the controller she went to play with her nose lmao.

>>714376590
>>714376618
B

>>714376590
>>714376618
A

Shark sex. Yay or nay?

>>714376687
mating pressing Kimberly's throat

Who is the spherical shortstack? You can tell she was cute when she was in high school if she was skinny. Definitely needs a new haircut, though.

>>714376590
>>714376618
C

>>714376590
It's an S you fucking incels.

>>714376870
Typical gold digger behavior.

>>714376328
/v/'s most embarrassing performance was that twink runner at GDQ who someone DMed asking if they were a guy or a girl and they said guy and then /v/ freaked him out so much that he deleted his twitch and twitter.

>>714376870
Pollen rate is through the fucking sky in Sweden right now.

This guy trying to get laid?

>>714376590
A-, the run itself went really well and spyro is not an easy game

>>714376590
>>714376618
S (pyro)

lumilaura is fucking seething

>>714376980
>through the fucking sky
where else is it supposed to be, back of the knee?

>Hosts complaining because they couldn't get a single donation in because the runners talked that much
Ok maybe this playstation nation spyro clique is cool.

>>714376870
these fucking traknees and theri fake noses man

F A T C H L O D S

>>714376590
F

>Spyro race next
for what fucking purpose, PLAY SOMETHING ELSE

>>714376590
>>714376618
B-

Dude is literally 4'11

You know it's bad when chlods is looking down at you

Chlods my beloved

Oh sweet, a gnome and his bog witch wife on screen

>>714377107
kys

>>714377113
Chat GPT made the schedule please understand

>>714377171
For me, its nintendonatalie

what's wrong with chlods' lower jaw area

>>714376913
Absolutely.

>>714377105
quite piglike

>>714376979
Oh fuck I'd forgotten all about that.

>>714377113
European Spyrorunners Assembly

>>714376590
>>714376618
F

>Chlods
How the fuck do you pronounce that? It's like a hentai sound effect for a guy busting his load

Slam piggy my beloved

>Lovare MeToo's ESA
>Somehow there's now more women at the event than before and than any other speedrun event I've seen
explain

>>714377248
she has a visible, toad like gullet from being fat

>>714377297
I say clods

>>714376395
If you are healthy it makes sense.
Try not to be a genetic defect and then you will save money in the long run

>>714376590
>>714376618
F

>>714377248
she's fat if you didn't notice

Chlods has a septum piercing? You just know shes down for anything

>>714377248
>>714377325

>>714377248
Quintesentially Bri'ish phenotype.

>>714376390
It's like the only AAA sloppa of the last 10 years I've actually played and finished, so I too am looking forward to it. Will be nice to actually be familiar with a game being streamed that isn't from console gen 5 or earlier.

>>714377334
I can't be taxed for money I don't have.
I can absolutely be billed for money I don't have.

You may leave in silence

>>714377248
She's British

>>714375594
>>714375601
hold up, the american was a """female""" too?
he's cute

>>714376590
Zzz
Sick of spyro get this shit out of here

>age

what is she like 23?

>>714377248
That's what happens when you don't mew

>>714377317
>metoo'd
there was one guy that made her uncomfortable, the other 3 events she mentioned were outside of ESAs control

>>714377395
Man I havent played mankind divided yet or else I'd watch it

>>714377413
If you were normal you wouldn't have sky high medical bills. Skill issue

>>714377325
Her body doesn't even look that fat, she looks slender in some pics.
>>714377457
>what is she like 23?
Biologically yes. Aesthetically, 23 per leg.

I just started watching, who is the chlods chick? What's her insta?

>>714377317
They made an attempt to at least look like they were doing shit about some of that stuff, but mostly it was just reinstating the safety position and shoving that Skemmy fuckwit into it.

Chlo with glasses>Chlo without glasses

>>714377317
stop bringing up the most pointless drama in history

>>714377535
>you have to be a certain way
Land of the free(?)

>>714376590
F
Rated it just for you, >>714376968.

>>714377297
хлoдъc

>>714377546
It's called wearing black and wearing a corset

>>714377216
nah I asked CHATGPT to make a schedule for esa and it was 1000x better than what the european subhumans came up with

AI is already surpassed humans

>>714376953
This bitch is absolutely drowning in psyche meds.

>>714377549
It's me. I'm Chlods.

>>714377660
>ocarina of time
>followed by celeste
that isnt anything better

>>714376979
I think I remember that one.

who do you think will win the upcoming SPYRO race?

>>714377763
Do you have nice feet?

>>714377317
A position was left vacant, and so claimants to the e-girl throne have arrived

>>714377660
>Celeste

>>714377660
>super mario bros
>oot
>celeste
>donkey kong country
what a borefest, not even in the submitted runs

>>714377827
The Playstation Nation.

>>714377854
Would in every hole.

>>714377660
>blowing your load on the first day
This is terrible scheduling

>>714377105
Quite a waste; her facial bone structure is very cute, but she wears half her weight in her fat fucking face and the rest under her chin.

>>714377827
RARE FLAG

>>714377854
I'd this british flower

>>714377660
looking forward to the doom run

>>714377827
Dayoman if he's allowed to play with his shirt off

>>714377660
Not really defending them but when you draft like 10 spyro runs they have to fit in somehow
Also who the fuck wants to watch Celeste ever lol
Every speedrun of that game has been zzz since the game came out, it's essentially tranny core

>>714377854
>>714377952
>nosering
fitting for a cow

>>714377660
>celeste
nah

>>714377827
>english
>sounds australian
Did they move to the UK or pick up a transatlantic accent from being terminally online?

>>714377952
her hair is cute

I would take one Celeste run (that I don't watch) over half this year's lineup.

>>714377248
She's so fat it's webbing her neck.

>>714377827
>dayoman is from the fucking congo
What

what kind of shots can you make inhouse and send over the mail?

>>714378214
cumshots

>$34k
great start to day 1

>>714377375
Fat chicks usually are.

>>714378093
she looks attainable

>>714378156
You people are genuinely, terminally autistic in the old sense of "Cannot detect sarcasm/interprets everything at face-value" if you genuinely believe that nobody sets their SRC flag to joke countries.

you get tinytim!

>>714378271
Nah shes giving me that "queen bee of the nerds" vibe

>>714378336
What so funny about Congo?

>>714378271
>she

>>714377980
I do wish Doom got into these marathons more, especially since there's an immense amount of stuff you could run beside just vanilla, but ESA would probably only accept Myhouse.pk3 or some shit like that.

I do not care for the scottish accent

>>714378396
the part where the stupid monkeys jump into the lava to kill themselvesg2mox

>>714378407
Anon, you're seeing them everywhere now.

>>714378407
GDQ is next week anon

>>714378513
>GDQ
Gay Drag Queens?

It's literally the same fucking game how long do you need these intermissions to be to set this shit up

>>714378431
it's hot on scottish women

>>714378420
Especially because the devs will couch your run despite not knowing what speedrunning is.

>>714378336
All speedrunner nationalities are fact checked by the Speedrunners' Fact Checkers Association

>>714378607
...........it can be

if you plan to watch the race i recommend to mute the stream

>>714376870
when I speak to someone at work I'm always reaching for my hard hat like this
just a social tic or however you wanna define it, keeps my hands busy while my mind buffers

>welcome to a very special run
>it's another Spyro run

>lumilaura

how is he any different from manly mave?

oh fuck, 3/4 of the front row are troons. Thiks is starting to feel just like GDQ.

HOLY SHIT chlods just strolled by and that fat fuck actually has a really sexy stride.

>>714378623
Man I'd submit a run of either Going Down or Overboard just to get Cyriak on my couch.

>>714378336
Yes, nobody does that. This chap is really from Nepal.

Just change the name from European Speedrunner Assembly to ESSA - European Speedrunner Spyro Assembly at this point

so much degeneracy on a single image

Ew, why is he touching the tranny? Is he a hon chaser?

>>714378752
Laura is the Proto of ESA, calling it.

double troon...

I love dayo

>>714377763
It's me. I'm Gossip Girl.

>>714378431
I went to Scotland just a month ago and it was a bit hard to understand them.

Monitoring how hard the crowd clears out after this run

hey, one spyro is different

why's the retards spyro gray (grey)

Hogwards game looks huge. Is it open world?

>>714378851
>american flags galore

every goddamn time

>>714378851
>they are all american
really makes you think

rooting for the male runner here

>>714377854
I wonder if she even realizes how cute she'd be if she lost 40 pounds.

>>714378947
Happened every Playstation Nation run so far

>>714378968
my future hair

>>714378913
*triple

>>714378968
If you played spyro as a child, it's time to get hair plugs

One stream is pro-trans, the other is anti-trans.

>>714378993
Yes.
It's more or less a standard ubislop (despite not being a Ubisoft game) with a wizard skin.

The spyro runs never end

>>714378968
based

>>714378851
shit why is zakk wylde watching a spyro speedrun event?

>>714379091
Dayo is jewish though

for who are we rooting

>>714379105
I'm going to faundle her breasts

>>714378968
>Owns his bald spot with zero fucks given
The biggest chad so far these

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MORE SPYRO

>>714378749
>snowlaura
I don't get it.

>>714379223
the balding embracer
>>714378968

>>714379223
For nukes upon us all

>>714379105
That pic's even got Sony's censor rays.

>>714379270
>>714379105

That Dylan dude being handsy with people is weird

>>714379305
Mitä viddua

>>714379105
Is Edenal jewish? I remember he raided Dayo's stream last year?

>>714378968
the virgin finasteride troon vs the chad norwoodmaxxer

>>714379223
the man

wait........

>>714379223
the normal guy

Not enough Spyro. They could fit 3 more Spyro screens in there.

>Now up to 3k viewers
>Exceed's 2024's viewership
WE ARE SO BACK

Dayo will win this 100%

>European Speedster assembly
>Invasion of the Spyro playing Americans
>fifteen spyro runs

>>714379624
Botted viewers. Chatgpt schedule. Trannie runners. GDQ wins.

Fate is on the line in this race. If Dayoman wins, you become bald, if Lumilara wins you become a tranny, if Composer wins you become genderqueer.

>>714379726
genderqueer's looking likely

Im thinking whoever reaches gnasty first chokes on rat and ends up dead last

/ourguy/ died and is now guaranteed to lose. Like pottery

>>714379423
Can be a cultural thing, or an old-fashioned thing, I used to work at a place where the older generation were like that a lot because shit was just normal to them.

>>714379726
BUT I'M ALREADY BALD

>>714379624
I remember when Edenal and Planks said no 24 hours or stream 2 won't affect much because something something most donations come in during prime time. And that year was their lowest viewership ever, and the year they bring stream 2 and 24 hours back, viewership shoots up.

>>714379624
It was at 11,000 the other day when it was on the front page for a few minutes.

>>714379456
>hän ei ole tietoinen

>>714379818
kek
please happen

>>714379856
you will also become piglike in appearance

>>714379049
women are better with an extra 40 pounds

>Laura running the white as fuck Spyro that looks like it would die if it got even slightly sunny
Checks out, it's English as fuck.

Fucking wall of queers and one chaser. I'm going to watch some finns play a metal gear game I've never even played.

>>714379926
BUT I ALREADY AM

>>714379873
Those weren't exactly their only issues with that ESA, the schedule was bleak as all fuck and cobbled together out of the scraps of what they had left.

>>714379906
What game was being shown?

>

>>714379991
dayo winning confirmed then.

Hope you guys are ready for more Spyro later today

>>714380031
Yeah but that was summer, winter still did pretty bad too

>>714379932
No.

>>714380090
I get it

>>714380129
>stream 2
a game nobody cares about on the stream nobody cares about, as it should be

>>714379932
Why would you want to double the weight of a perfect woman?

>>714380129
Wow with all this Spyro you'd think the Spyro runners were in charge of the schedule or something! heh heh.

>>714380129
Thank you Spyro Jesus

>>714380129
The Playstation Nation keeps on winning.

>>714380171
Based. I love slim waists (non-existent, even) whether it's with flatties or tit cows.

>>714380386
I am Playstation till i die and even i am sick of Spyro

My beautiful Bri'ish rose mogging these other men

super charge CHOOOOOOOKE

playstation nation hotel room orgy

the hogwarts game looks better than i thought, seems it's fun to just fuck around

>>714380579
If you like Harry Potter it's pretty good

>>714380129
Ok seriously, what's with all the fucking Spyro? 7 runs? That's just excessive.

16 hour FF9 run to cap it off

>>714380579
I want to play it but there is a tranny in it

>>714380579
>>714380652
looks like the most basic ubishit

>>714380721
The hypnoshark entourage sends its regards

If you were in charge of scheduling what franchise would you shove all over the event?

>Using the British flag instead of the English one
This is how you know it's a real woman

>>714380579
>>714380652
>>714380736
once the novelty of exploring Hogwarts wears off, it's really boring open world slob

dayo can't fail rat now or else he'll game over
>inb4 he game overs before gnorc gnexus

>>714380798
leasure suit Larry

>>714378607
this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751550711243008.webm

>>714380798
Senran kagura

>>714380732
I quite like what they've done that day though
>Stream 2 is just one long run
>Stream 1 is all extremely short games to counter it. 20 minutes or less estimates

>>714380832
>Game is called Hogwarts Legacy
>Spend most of the game running around a generic scottish lowland to the point where the game could basically be totally unrelated to harry potter

>>714380798
chenso club

>>714380956
>>714380832
Do you not get to go to classes and shit? I feel like that would be the novelty. Is it mostly spent outside of Hogwarts?

>>714380798
Chex Quest

>>714380948
that's usually the case for ESA, we've had those days for some years, and i love it

>>714380876
I would honestly like to see a text parser adventure being speedrun for some typing action.

>>714378607
this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751550887669946.webm

>>714380876
This, Tim can run them, he does point and click adventure games.

>>714380798
rpgmaker hentai games

>>714380402
Mah nigga, mah nigga.

>>714380798
All the Atlus games

>>714381050
You go to some classes, but the main character is a super special gifted witch/wizard so they give you a special curriculum

>>714381050
You go to a handful of classes, probably less than you actually do in the old PS1 Harry Potter games, and it has no Quidditch. It's a lot of generic open world challenges with soulslite combat

>>714380652
That's what a licensed game should be really. I haven't played Hogwarts, but for example I can say Robocop Rogue City does absolutely nothing impressive as a video game, except make you feel like Robocop in Robocop Detroit, which is all it needs to do. If I was a bigger Harry Potter fan, I think I'd like Hogwarts.
I just want more licensed games that obsess about the detail of the world itself.

>>714380732
>>714380948
>stream 1 20% volume
>stream 2 80% volume
Oh yeah it's comfy time

>>714381185
It'd be nice to see some of the more bullshit Sierra games where they've got seconds to type before it's instant death.