Thread 714371097

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Eric spreading lies once again!

>>714371097 (OP)
What the fuck how? It isn't 2005 anymore.

shouldn't you be preparing your spam folder for the famitsu thread?
How else will people know how well Tales of Arise (2021) sold on the PS5?

>>714371223
>What the fuck how?
By making an inferior product.

>>714371097 (OP)
Based Hunter opening tendies eyes

>>714371252
>famitsu thread
I have a college degree and gainful employment so no

>>714371097 (OP)
You lost

the fact that people are playing in 2k on a portable console is so retarded to me, nigga don't you wanna make the battery last?

TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

We've sang this song before.

>>714371097 (OP)
Zelda is so cute!

>>714371223
Pajeet built consoles

>>714371417
>muh sales
all you mentally ill tendie junkies can do is brag about sales, every single nintendo game coming out these days would bomb if it didn't had the nintendo logo on it

works on my machine

>>714371097 (OP)
good thing they didn't use liquid metal like Snoy did for PS5s.

>>714371097 (OP)
How curious, I'm at 32ºC here and the fan is going full speed but I don't have any problem, maybe is at higher temperatures?

>>714371606
You are so fucking mad.

>>714371606
two more weeks guys!

>>714371097 (OP)
>$800 for a disposable tablet
Did we just go back in time?

>>714371734
it's most likely a mixture of retards putting the system in places with poor airflow and actual faulty docks.

Hunter in the 'log

>overheating
>while somehow also freezing at the same time

People will make up shit now just to try to get people to hate nintendo...

>>714371743
Nah just saying how it is, nintendo produces nothing but soulless garbage these days, indie shit by one guy on steam looks better than a game from a multi billion dollar company, embarrassing

>>714371869
Wtf, his tits jiggle?

>>714371404
no you don't macaco

>>714371097 (OP)
>>714371223
>>714371342
>>714371404
>>714371474

Eric,, you lost and got raped

>>714371097 (OP)
Imagine rushing to buy console with one single new game to play right now

>>714371893
but enough ps5

>>714371606
>>714371851
>>714371893
>>714371981
You lost and got raped,,, eric

>>714371952
>Eric

I’ve played at least 50+ hours of switch 2. This is made up bullshit as usual. You need help with your Nintendo obsession.

>>714371927
nice try, but i am NOT posting her jiggly bare tits from that movie

>>714371504
Only difference is yours is a pathetic whataboutism
>B-but other company!!!
Grow a spine.

Snoy schizo cope thread.

>>714372021
Is eric in room with us right now?

>>714372034
>>714372065
>>714372072
You lost and got raped,, eric

>>714371417
ONE GAME, I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

>>714372072
he is on kiwifarm

>>714372069
is sony in the room with us right now?

>>714371097 (OP)
I anticipated there was going to be several things wrong with the Switch 2 as soon as I heard that it was getting bricked from people using under-powered 3rd party chargers, so I'm going to wait at least a year or two before getting one.

>>714372065
I am pointing out that this has happened before and the issue was solved. I am not attacking your favorite company, you sperging fanboy zealot.

The source is "people reported it i swear but therees no real link who cares"

IT STARTS WITH

>>714372257
even your memes are ports...

>>714372257
>>714372290
>>714372302
>>714372407

Eric,,, you lost and got raped

>>714371342
i can see hunter's nipple this is NOT SAFE i am promoted right now

anyone else enjoy this shitposting but also gonna immediately cop a switch 2 whenever new ac releases

My Switch 2 hasn't overheated at all, not sure what shitty site you found this from.

>>714372397
what are the chances that Nintendo goes scorched earth and starts suing journalists and drama tubers for defamation? I think that would be pretty funny.

>>714371097 (OP)
Oh course it does. Nintendo put the fan facing the other way from the console in the dock. So it does not get wind lmao.

>>714372523
It's just the local snoy seething about Nintendo like its his job.

>>714371097 (OP)
the fact they built a fan into the dock to keep the surface of the console cool was a bit concerning. will be interesting to see how it performs with more taxing software

Are the overheated switches in the room with us?

>>714372660
To be fair, it probably IS his job

There's 100% a disinfo campaign going on, it's likely going to last until the the S2's juggernaut status is unassailable, at which point we'll move on to doomposting about A potential switch 3 or whatever

>>714372290
It's in the trashcan where it belongs

>>714371097 (OP)
Video games are finished. I'm tired. Nintendo is a shell of who they once were and this generation of Nintendo is going to be the worst, most uninteresting or unique we've ever seen them and that's going to be Nintendo moving forward. Microsoft and Sony have been fucking up for years, but Xbox does it on a more spectacular level.

I'm tired. I don't see video games getting any better at all and I'm tired. This isn't a case of "growing out of video games" either. It's frustration, boredom and lack of confidence after years of holding out hope that things might go in a good direction for the industry. I don't have a Switch 2 and won't be getting on. I don't have a PS5 won't be getting a PS6 based on the high chance it's just going to be the PS5 again but stronger (which was basically the PS4 Ultra Pro to me). If Microsoft doesn't decide to cancel their next Xbox, I'll not even buy that either (I've never had an Xbox to begin with though). It'll be retro/old games and whatever my PC can run until I decide to update the components.

>>714371342
I always find it fascinating when women pretend to have the gift of sentience in them.

>>714373238
heh you've just fallen for my checkmate that isn't a woman at all!

>>714372060
>her

>>714371097 (OP)
Tendies and japanese will defend this

>>714371097 (OP)
How can heat cause freezing? That doesn't even make sense.

>>714372583
>>714373237
>>714373323
Eric,, you lost and got raped

>>714373237
>It'll be retro/old games and whatever my PC can run until I decide to update the components.
Based

So why did he start posting hunter shafer all the time while making tons of image edits and webms?

>>714373553
because of the rumor that he would be playing Zelda.

>>714372509
He's is a guy so who cares?
>>714372060
>Her

>>714373553
>>714373629
Figures the anti-nintendo shitposter would use that tranny in his shitposting and run in it into the ground hard weeks after /v/ stopped memeing about it, wouldn't be surprised if he's the one making those threads with the pedo that was caught in a sting trying to tie it to Nintendo fans because he has a 3DS

>>714371417
>mcdonalds is high qualitu

>>714373928
>food analogy

>>714371952
Hi Darren tendie pedo

>>714372060
Holy sex

>>714373541
>>714373928
>>714374012
You lost and got raped,, eric

I can play any game I want on the SteamDeck. Buy a SteamDeck. Pic related.

>overheat
>Leading to freezing

Well which is it, Nintendo hater?

>>714374114
No

>>714371097 (OP)
how much they re gonna make mario kart world downgrade port for switch1?

>>714374114
>>714374220
You lost and got raped,,, eric

>>714374220
speak clearly ESL-kun

I see the snoy is getting his last bait in before his weekly ass reaming.

>>714374114
>Buys a giant tumor to play retro Nintendo games
Every single time.

>>714374156
I had a hearty kek

>>714371097 (OP)
if it really is overheating they can clock it down a bit for the temperatures with an update and it'll be fine

Remember when journos tried the same thing with the switch 1 and summertime tested it revealing the switch would shut off way before it reached reported temps?

>>714371097 (OP)
>secksbox down
>overpriced toaster 2 with minimal games
lol.

>>714374478
Bro it's already fucking clocked down. It's a 1.8ghz CPU tuned down to 1.0 like the switch 1.


The GPU is tuned down too.

wake up babe the new switch 2 ragebait article of the week just dropped

>>714374478
>>714374518
>>714374626
Eric,, you lost and got raped

Eric just likes to lube his ass up before the weekly famitsu ass pounding he gets

who is this tranny you retards are spamming lately
you know what nevermind

>>714374630
How is it ragebait if it’s just people talking about overheating issues? That isn’t ragebait at all tranny faggot it’s just people making posts on plebbit and discussing.

>>714374794
how many threads do you think we'll get this week?

>>714374919
>if it’s just people talking about overheating issues?
Because we haven't had any actual evidence of it happening.
Proof before authority anon.

>>714374794
Imagine having sex with Eric.

>>714374919
It's ragebait because it's unsourced rumors

>Troon raid thread
Yawn...

>>714371223
Where have you been? Heating has been an issue on the PS5

>>714374114
What's a "SteamDeck"? Do you mean Steam Deck? Why can't people write the name of this thing correctly regardless of whether they own it or not?

>>714375264
more like UE5

Eric, you won and got laid.

>>714374919
>>714375896
Eric,, you lost and got raped

Eris is just... so ... HANDSOME!

>>714374919
just like twink link which was "totally harmless i swear", and the guy who "lost" his pokemon who deleted his sob story, the mig switch guy who got banned over playing games he "totally owns", the same fucking image of the switch 2 in stock in a store. now it's "t-the switch gets hot :(( and sometimes my games crash" every week its been something with you fucking retards are you gonna doompost about how the switch 2 can't survive a fucking point blank atomic bomb blast next week? because if you didn't there's your next article idea for the week

>>714371097 (OP)
>users are reporting overheating
So what about clinical tests instead of retards trying to play games in overheated rooms?