Thread 714375745

Holy kek you can't make this shit up

>>714375745 (OP)
SAAAAAAAAARRRR DO NOT REDEEEEEM BLOODY BITCH BASTARD

>>714375745 (OP)
gms

>>714375745 (OP)
Grim. I hate India.

Hahahaha while you're busy making pixelated Pepe edits in your mom’s attic, Indians are coding half the internet, running Fortune 500s, and casually collecting STEM degrees like Pokémon. You joke about our accents, we’re busy buying the companies you work for.

By 2030, we won’t just be in the West — we’ll be running it. With one hand on the keyboard, and the other sipping masala chai while fixing your broken infrastructure. Namaste, losers.

MASAAR CHIEF SAAR, DO THE NEEDFUL AND SAVE THE CORTANA FROM THE BLOODY BASTARD BRUTES SAAR

>>714376195
>With one hand on the keyboard
I know wher's the other

>>714375745 (OP)
We need to cut funding to US education and import more pahjeets so that we can give another 900 Billion dollars to Israel

Because the alternative is woke and gay or racist and antisemitic, whichever words you've been conditioned to obey.

>>714376195
Good morning saar

Remember when the goal of leftists was to protect national workers from capitalist perversion.

>>714376195
You ruin everything you touch. The internet basically does not even exist anymore.

You know how the government has NASA ban foreign workers? Why can't the government have that for IT fields as well?

>>714375745 (OP)
Microsoft is an Indian company now.

>>714375745 (OP)
How is this legal

>>714377591
Because tech companies are piggybacking the whole american economy. They essentially do what they want.

>>714376195
DO NOT REDEEM

>>714378081
Just force them to do it. Either do it or get sent to prison.

>>714377961
I'm genuinely fascinated that no one has played Minecraft this guy yet
I've seen how this timeline ends, its ace combat 3 but gay

How do I get a job at Microsoft saars? I don't know how to code and I have no artistic aptitude

>>714377961
>indian moves up the ranks
>fires every non indian and replaces them with other indians
Tale old as time but on the bright side this will kill microsoft's stranglehold on pc.

>>714378081
seize that shit, its a strategic asset. special circumstances.

>>714378034
They voted for this

>>714376195
AI Generated ragebait

Kek

>>714375745 (OP)
BOOTY BENCHOD WE ARE POOPERPOWER

>>714378314
maybe you should learn English first, braindead nigger

>>714379651
yeah they should have voted for the indian woman instead
because that would have surely helped, saar

>>714378892
CHATGPT SAARS MAKE 50,000 RESUMES THAT LOOK LIKE THIS AND WORK TEN JOBS AT ONCE SAARS

Indians will rule the internet

>>714379980
The dollar wouldn't be collapsing like it currently is, yes

>>714380070
That explains why it's so shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>714380176
kek true but yea I don't think people realize the sheer volume of Indians on the internet already and it's only gonna get worse

>>714376195
man, i used to pretty much only frequent this site and youtube for years. I downloaded instagram recently because of a friend and i found out that normalfags are also vocally anti indian and you never find people crying racism. I've been also seeing a lot of indian streetfood videos that have been on /wsg/ and /gif/ for years. In a way i guess this shithole is a pioneer when it comes to shit like this

>>714376195
>collecting STEM degrees

There is a reason why many research institutes simply ignore Indian degrees. They are worth absolutely nothing. I saw Indian postdocs at work, some had to be kicked out after few months because that's how bad they were.

>>714380068
This guy is fucking based
>Take advantage of YC hiring being primarily weighted in favor of H1Bs and jeets
>Lie about your age
>Lie about your work experience
>Lie about which companies you work at
>Work at 15 different companies at once, never doing work for any of them
>Let ChatGPT write your resume and do all of your work
>Only existence is driving between your various jobs, faking that you're there.

>Gaslight all of your managers, your co-workers saying you aren't working are just jealous of your productivity.

The solution to the HR Karen problem is to let them hire legitimate scammers like them until the company goes under.

Kind of like Xbox.

>>714380292
the internet is a shit on fire right now, in 10-15 years will be worse than Hell duo to minorities and AI slop

>>714380464
Most of them are just made up, most Indian resumes look like this >>714380068 where they just lie about all of their credentials. Don't have an engineering degree? Who cares? ChatGPT says you do. And a friend in india can get you a degree in whatever if you pay the right price.

>>714380519
The best part is that, while he was fired after a week, he will still write in CV that he worked there and lists his supposed achievements.

Other example of Indians shitting up every field they touch is how I once ran into group of Indians that would take same measurements and write 10 scientific articles, simply changing some details but keep showing same outcome. Now imagine some honest western guy who worked hard on his research that gets rejected because some Indian have 10x more articles on his account - all of them being completely worthless.

>ai is good enough to carry literal monkeys
thats all im hearing.

>>714380393
Democrats told people that the 4chan to Twitter to Fox News to Trump pipeline was real seven years ago, thank you for finally conceding this

>>714375745 (OP)
Is it the devs that are getting laid off - or is it the HR tiktok bitches?

>only type the first 5 characters

>>714376195
Superpooper by 2030 saar

Whitebros why are getting replaced?

>>714376195
>fixing your broken infrastructure
they ARE the broken infrastructure

>>714381165
>muh slippery slope
why does everyone believe no one has the capacity to draw a line?

>>714381183
HR never gets fired retard

>>714381183
>Saar please stop saying the nigger

>>714381165
I started voting for trump when I installed X11 (AKA The chud compositor) get with the times

>>714375745 (OP)
Okay, so what is Microsoft now?
Jeetbox?
Saarbox?
H1-Box?
>>714376195
Eat a steak, stinky. Your race's massive inferiority complex is likely due to malnourishment.

>>714381246
We have real educations and complete job histories that can't be faked in a third world country like H1Bs can. Nobody buys some white guy faking his educational and work history because we're monitored 24/7 from birth. Rahjeesh can lie all he wants, because nobody knows wtf goes on while you're in India.

>>714381246
because (((they))) want you to suffer and die

>>714377961
Well at least the name is accurate to their dicks now

>>714377961
>Guy's name is literally Satan Nutella

>>714381703
Honestly a course correction is inevitable. Incompetence will mount. Many will suffer. Hundreds of billions in value will be lost. But when the smoke clears, whatever amount of society remains isn't letting fucking immigrants in ever again. This is the White Man's century of humiliation.

>>714382464
>>714382289
Why didn't you gatekeep harder?