Thread 714380361

#StopKillingConsoles

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBB2V9dDsMU

>Jungle monkeys who steal everything angry at anti-theft consequences
oh no!
I'm sure this will matter in 2045 when brazil gets the switch 2.

>>714380361 (OP)
lol brazilians malding as always, always the poor victims

>>714380361 (OP)
Brazilians are communists so this isn't surprising

>>714380686
>>714380728
>>714380804
We are on Brazil's side here you bootlicking tourist

>>714380361 (OP)
>>714380686
>>714380728
>>714380804
>>714380903
>>714380937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARGuRtCt6Lg
I think this really shows what companies like Brazil go through when you criticize them.

>>714380937
huehuehEUHEUeuehUEHUEheuheuheuEUHEHUEHUehuEHeuheuheuhUEHUEHUEhuehue

do americans enjoy being cucks?

>>714380937
>we
lol samefag

Nintendo bricking pirates is absolutely based

>yeah of course I support SKG, fuck Ubisoft for killing The Crew!
>YES NINTENDO YES PLEASE YES YES YES PLEASE BRICK HIS FUCKING CONSOLE NINTENDO HE FUCKING OPENED HIS SWITCH 2 WITH A SCREWDRIVER THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO STEAL HIS $500
Seek help!

@FBI @NINTENDO DO SOMETHING!

>buy product
>agree to not niggering it
>nigger it
>b&
>NOOO YOU CANT DO THAT THATS ANTI CONSUMER
have you tried not supporting anti-consumer shithead companies?
>NOOO MUH HECKIN DK I NEED IT NOOO REEE REEE I MUST PLAY GAMES
then buy the system and play the game
>NOO REEEE PIRACY IS HECKIN BASED FUCK NINTENDO

>>714381336
buy your cardboard lil bro

>>714381336
>buy product
>own product
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>714380937
Wrong you retarded chimpanzilian snoy.

>>714381515
>pay for product license that specifically says you do not own product
>REEEEEE NOOO I OWN THIS WHY CANT I DO WHATEVER I WANT REEEE
have you tried not mindlessly consuming?

>>714381515
>own product
you only own the license to it

>>714380686
>>714380728
>>714381286
Yeah i'm sure they do this just with pirates you bootlicking faggots

>>714381175
its the 2 party system at work.

>>714381693
>They cant undo them
>This somehow proves they do it to innocent people
I don't care.
I don't have one, I won't be getting one.
Caveat Emptor, nigger.

>>714381858
Niggerfaggot.

>>714381858
>Not my problem
Total nigger behavior

>paid shills working overtime due to having to TRY to contain stop killing games momentum
kek

>>714382035
>reddit post
oh well thats stainless steel, iron clad, solid gold proof right there, i can't possibly come up with anything against a random comment on th
Retard.
>>714382112
>Not my problem
It's not, I actively do not support anti-consumer companies, your rampant need to consume latest product is not my concern. Deserve:Get.
>total nigger behavior
Last I checked it wasn't white people buying every fifa/madden/spinning rims/grills because AYO NIGGUH GET DAT NEW SHIT NIGGUH
but sure buddy

>>714380937
No, you will submit to godtendo or die
their system
their games
their rules
DEAL. WITH. IT.

>>714380361 (OP)
>third world monkeys say their laws aren't being followed
Oh no.

Only biggest retards and cucks can defend corporations ability to brick your console if they wish for.

>>714382563
ook ook /v/e stand brazil
ook ook
darkie go home

>>714382660
Only the biggest retards and cucks give money to a company for something they don't own that they're told can be taken away at any moment.

>>714381175
now show a euro switch 2 hacked and online
>he never does

>>714382393
If you don't help advocate against people getting fucked by companies don't expect anyone to come to your aid when life does something in the same vein to you. By laughing at them and not caring you're essentially giving companies free pass to exploit people and keep making things worse. Do you think it stops at Nintendo? Fucking retard.

>>714382393
>EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES
Mentally ill tendie freak tries everything to justify nintendo's disgusting behaviour

>>714382926
>wah wah wah please coddle retards or when bad things happen retards wont help you
I'm giving the best advice for the most pro-consumer outcome.
Don't buy the console you retarded faggot. Nintendo stops selling, nintendo figures out whats wrong, nintendo changes or dies.
The free market works until retards like you want to mindlessly consume AND be taken seriously when you've proven time and time again you'll bend over and spread your cheeks and take it with a frown emoji.

>>714380937
we

>>714382792
only retards buy consoles*

>>714382792
Yeah, I hate Nintendo.

>>714382926
I'm not going to advocate for pirates, I'm going to laugh at them crying that they bricked their consoles trying to pirate

>>714383528
console master race baby
no cheaters in my online slop shooters unlike PC that can hack your computer and get your bank accounts through codblops!
>this is a real thing someone said

>>714380361 (OP)
I though Brazil love BRICS

>>714383136
Oh you're so smart, thank you for being so logical and sharing with us what not to do. Is that a projection that I'm one of those drones that is stupid enough to buy a switch? You're wrong, but at least we can agree the free market doesn't work because of retarded consoomers.
In any case, keep laughing from your high horse as you sniff your own farts, surely it will get you far.

>>714383746
>picrel
>714383807
you sound buttmad
dont care
no (you)

>>714382926
>advocate against people getting fucked by companies

Nintendo banning your console from their online service because you're a retard who tried using a flash cart to play pirated games is not them fucking you. It's them telling you you're not welcome to use their service if you're gonna break the terms of use, no different to them banning you for hacking or screaming "nigger" into the mic. Stop being a fucking leech or get smarter about it.

>>714384075
BUT MUH HECKIN REDDIT COMMENT FROM TWONKLONK420

>I need to be able to pirate games on this newly released console NOW
>I mean use my legally obtained roms which I dumped myself, now excuse me while I refresh my memory on how to do this since I've of course done it many times before and am in fact not just grabbing random torrents

>>714382035
Reminder this sped used his flash cart online like a retard and is lying to get sympathy.

>>714384293
I look like this and say this

>>714384314
proves?

>>714384075
I agree, they have the right to ban people from their servers. BUT they also keep locking more and more of the hardware features behind said online/monthly subscription and can move with such bans for menial reasons like the "TwinkLink" case. No refunds.

>>714382926
>Golden rules of Piracy
1. DO NOT GO ONLINE
2. DO NOT UPDATE FIRMWARE
Why is it so hard to follow two incredibly simple rules?

>>714384293
>>I need to be able to pirate games on this newly released console NOW
yes :)
now seethe and die troon

>>714380361 (OP)
RULES OF NATURE

The fact that this is being allowed in America is crazy. Imagine buying an oven and suddenly the manufacturer can decide you can't bake Weed Brownies anymore.

This turd tastes awful
I hate eating this literal turd
>have you tried not buying and consuming the turd
WOW BOOTLICKER BOOTLICKER
WHY DONT YOU ARGUE TO MAKE THE TURD TASTY OR ADD SPINKLES?

>>714384636
THEN DONT BUY A FUCKING OVEN, NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO BAKE WEED BROWNIES

>>714384532
But it's not just piracy

>retard thinks he's a 1335 h4xz0r
>gets pwned
>complains to dell because his computer doesnt work
why the fuck should I defend you? i would much rather laugh at you

>>714384532
Retards here can't wrap their head around the fact that Nintendo finally caught up with their security

>>714384717
This. You can just make a bonfire if you need to cook something

>>714380937
This but unironically

>>714382660
I feel in this thread is either legit shills (look it up) or brain dead schizos. I'm an OG Nintendo gamer who started with the NES but I can say with full confidence that I won't buy a Switch 2. It's the most anti-consumer device ever released into the mass market. Purposely bricking a console should be illegal IMO. I expect class action lawsuits to happen in the next couple of years because of this.

>>714384732
This.
Guys, this affects completely innocent people.
I bought a switch 2 and when I got home, I set it up and went online, as soon as I did, my neighbor stuck his head in my window and yelled "MIYAMOTO IS A NIGGER FAGGOT"
My switch2 instantly locked up, nintendo refuses to acknowledge this issue and says that I have to buy another one. Please think of the poor completely innocent people like me.

>>714380361 (OP)
And yet burgerland "politicians" see nothing wrong with it. Fascinating.
Although, I suppose in their defense, they're too busy putting out figurative and literal fires they constantly set, like a retarded and fucked up version of groundhog day

>>714384636
>food analogy

>>714385097
It's the only way Americans will understand.

>>714381175
>America
>literal biggest superpower on earth
>free market
>Brazil
>commie shithole smothering any and all companies, murders innovation for sport
>literally irrelevant globally
>no sewage, no fast internet, children die of dysentery, 90% of population has no electricity
curious!

>>714385028
It is illegal basically everywhere except the US, they already preemptively had a different EULA for EU markets but let it slip in Brazil where it's also illegal.

>>714385047
You can say a lot of things about the EU but I 100% agree with their stance on consumer protection laws. I wish America had the same laws. At least we aren't as cucked as Japan. Do you know that over there emulation is illegal?

>>714385223
we stand brazil very aryan
o algo

>>714380361 (OP)
>>714381693
>BTFO 3rd world poorfags
>BTFO homos and trannies
>Bans so powerful they cannot be undone
How is Nintendo THIS based?

>>714384732
>no seriously this guy got hit because his name was TwinkLink which is sexually suggestive..
>What do you mean far worse names are allowed and not being hit...
>What do you mean he mentioned using a fucking flash cart meaning he really just got banned for piracy while online like every other retard has been

>>714385328
I can't believe this is legal in the US. It's one thing to ban someone from an online service but to brick a console, now that's wild. Can the consumer get a refund because if not this is lawsuit territory.

>>714381175
They're a jewish stage, guess.

>>714385036
Is your fault for not playing only in totally soundproof environments. If you want to use your handheld outdoors just buy a console with a better EULA like the steam deck or the miyoo mini plus

>>714380361 (OP)
>Nintendo will lose to a Third World Country again.
LMAO

>>714380361 (OP)
Why don't people just stop buying nintendo products?

>>714385397
>every single one of these bans has been through use of pirated roms with flash carts
>every single faggot that got banned refuses to admit he fucked up
Just admit you fucked up and pirated like someone with a sub-80IQ

Nintendo is purposely doing this to trigger a lawsuit and see if they can get a precedent that favors them. This is very aggro of em otherwise. It's obviously a lawsuit bait, it has to be.

>>714381175
They're having a lot of issues about losing their superpower status through self-inflicted stupidity

>>714385425
Even reddit is calling this dudes story bullshit lmao
#RememberTwinkLink
nimtenmdo why you be so mean :( him sibster didnt knowwwwwww!!

>>714385364
How is emulation illegal there? Nintendo uses it all the time for their Nintendo 64 and GameCube products on their NSO service

>>714385664
why would nintendo care about precedent in an africa-tier shithole

>>714385223
>>714385223
brazilian internet is faster than amerimutt one because the infrastructure is newer thobeit and 99% have eletricity (most of the population gets it for free) doe

no sewage is only a problem in the 2 states where most of the population is russian or german for cultural reasons

Have you tried not giving the people punching you in the face and laughing at you money?
>STOP BOOTLICKING, DEFEND RETARDS

>>714380937
No, we are not. Back to Facebook with you.

>>714385789
Bro I ain't talking about Brazil, not even Nintendo cares enough to check if this was legal there. I'm saying that they doing this expecting that they will get a lawsuit in America because this is a very gray area in said country. They want to set a precedent in America, their biggest market.

>>714385634
>A Costa Rican supermarket with a recognizable name for gaming fans everywhere has won a major legal battle with Nintendo, allowing "Super Mario" to keep its name.
>As reported by NintendoLife, a local supermarket in Costa Rica has taken a major win in a lawsuit from Nintendo. The aptly-named "Super Mario" supermarket in San Ramon, Costa Rice was recently allowed to retain the name the store has used for decades, as ruled by Costa Rica's trademark authority, The National Register. The National Register ruled that, while Nintendo holds trademarks for Super Mario across several mediums, its trademarks do not specify supermarkets and grocery stores.
>The loss serves as a major upset for Nintendo's typical legal actions, with the store owner even suggesting the supermarket had "considered throwing in the towel" during the process.

>>714385647
YOU DKNT UNDERSTAND I NEED TO BUY THE NEWEST MARIO SLOP BECAUSE IF I DON'T MY WIFE'S GAMER BOYFRIEND WILL GET MAD AT ME AND MY WIFE KS GONNA DIVORCE ME FOR THAT

>>714380361 (OP)
Great! New thread! Now plaster me with your sushi feces schizo nip!

>>714385784
I think he meant pirated emulation is illegal in Japan. In EU its fair-use if its for personal and not-broadcasting purposes or you are not profiting out of emulation as in selling hardware that allows you to pirate games and play them type of stuff.
> TL;DR: Just don't profit out of emulating roms/game images and you are mostly fine.

>>714385634
>>714386075

>>714385364
I actually have little negative to say about the majority of the EU. I think it's awesome that they actually care about their citizens enough to have laws like that to attempt to put corpos in their place.
>I wish America had the same laws
Fucking christ, me too. I can't believe how much slides here because Washington has been bought and sold for YEARS
I don't doubt it, but folks seem to hang on to their older systems more and better than Americans, people here are just in a fever rush to stimulate the economy at any opportunity if something is even slightly new. Not good, different, or interesting. Just new and flashy

>>714380361 (OP)
I still love how these consoles can't be unbricked so Nintendo is just making E waste.
2nd hand market gonna be fucked with these things too.
Ninty is brilliant but destructive.

If it doesn't apply to EU then where are the eurofags smugly posting their flashcarts online?

>>714385784
Unauthorized emulation is illegal in Japan. A long with unauthorized fan works and games. Japan doesn't have fair use so even Parodies need to be authorized. Japan is a very authoritarian country in the guise of a liberal democracy. It's ruled by a couple of big corporations and the Japanese culture of subservience cucks them hard.

>>714382660
I feel like some of the people defending corporations are trolling.

>>714381336
I don't know if you've heard of this, but it has been said like billions of times. And it goes like this.

>if buying isn't owning
>Piracy isn't stealing

>>714385664
I don’t think any company has ever baited lawsuits from a dominant market position, that’s the dumbest thing you could do.

>>714386151
I thought piracy was illegal almost everywhere

>>714386621
>if buying isnt owning
>piracy isnt stealing
agreed
so why are you mad nintendo is bricking its own consoles that arent yours

>>714386621
Ok but there's one small problem with that.
You own the console. You don't own the servers. You can't pirate a server.

>>714386275
Its because America being older has more swamp creatures who are bought and paid for.

>>714381515
>WTF I BOUGHT THIS CAR I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH ITS ENGINE.
>WTF WHY IS MY CAR ON FIRE??? FUCK TOYOTA #StopKillingConsoles

>>714380361 (OP)
Brazilian here. Brazil has way bigger problems to worry about than video game piracy, nobody gives a shit. Also, fuck consoles.

>>714386693
It is, which is why one of the golden rules of piracy, at least used to be, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Do NOT tell people you pirate, do not brag, say nothing about it, keep it all to yourself.
Modern pirates are fucking retards that not only brag about piracy but actively link where they get things from and then get shocked when those sites get shut down.

>>714386570
>liberal democracy
That's an oxymoron

>>714386689
Nintendo is a very litigious company. If there's one company who would do this is Nintendo.

>>714380937
he's right you know, fuck corporate bootlickers

>>714380937
hue hue hue christo cucks

>>714386839
But anon, OuR gUy donny said he'd drain the swamp. Why would he say something and do the opposite???

>>714386998
I would be if they were getting banned for unfair reasons. Being dumb enough to take your pirated games online is not one of them, you deserved that and more.

>Be Nintendo
>Put anti-piracy software in Switch 2
>Retards uses their MIG carts in Switch 2
>Switch 2 reads it as an unauthorised cartridge and activates anti-piracy software
>Locks online
>Retards shit, piss, cry and seethe because they are retards

>>714385223
Brazilians are just nicer looking people, nobody likes Amerimutts

>>714386901
Amen, monkey-bro. I've been only using steam for years and desu I just play dwarf fortress. I've bought every nintendo since the NES and stopped in the N64. I used to think they were based when I was a lil monkey-child, but desu they rely on 5 game franchises and they aren't even good (or original) anymore.

>>714386901
basado.

>>714380937
Europe stands with Brazil. Consumer rights over Corporate rights! Total Nintendo death!

>>714385634
Nintendo only wins legal battles in Japan and the USA, everyone knows that

>>714387171
what does this have to do with our innocent lord and savior TwinkLink you bigot?
>Please ignore that even reddit called the story bullshit
>Please ignore that reddit pointed out hes in a bunch of r/piracy subreddits
>Please be angry at the twitch thot and not twitch or the simps

>>714387241
wtf my DESU became desu, i don't speak sushi language

>>714387293
EU allowed all this already though?
MS and Sony have done exactly the same for 15 years...

>>714386934
EU won't deal with US copyright notices over game piracy however when it comes to personal use. Just don't broadcast illegally obtained games (unless you have the game bought yourself in a physical copy here generally speaking and you can show that you own a copy of it at least.)

>>714381175
It has become obvious that they are by and large servile goys

>>714386839
Are you honestly arguing that EUROPE, the oldest western civilization with thousands of years of wealth centralization, nepotism, and everything that goes along with it, has less entrenched bureaucracy than America just because they formed a different government recently? It’s the same families, the same people, and the same background power brokers as it’s ever been.

>>714386946
Its actually not. Liberal Representative Democracies are the systems of governments in most Western countries. But you can have other types of Democracies. You can have Aurhoritarian democracies like Russia or Belarus where elections done in the Western style are all but a sham and it's only done for show. You can have a People's Democracy where the people elect their town Party Representative then votes in the Central Committee elections for Premiership and other inportant positions like in China or Cuba. You can have absolute Democracies like Switzerland where if you get enough signatures anything can be up for a vote.

>>714386968
There’s a tremendous difference between being litigious, which is launching lawsuits against other people, and trying to get other people to launch lawsuits against you.

>>714387387
dunno wot to tell you desu senpai

>>714387171
Nigger the problem isn't that it locks access to Nintendo Online, the problem is that it locks access to all online services. So if you get banned by Nintendo you can't get updates which include system updates. Which BTW the Switch 2 by default is a brick, it needs to connect to the internet for the first time to work. Therefore if you get banned by Nintendo and system reset the console you turn the console into a brick.

>>714387136
>Nintendo is allowed to break the console you brought because you've done something with it they don't like
Do you hear yourself talk?

>>714385634
>>714386075
Nintendo legal department definitely had to do a dogeza after this one. Shamfur dispray.

>>714387905
It's the same as the other consoles.
Install a modchip in a PS5, get banned.

>>714387643
WW2 reshaped Europe. The Europe of before the war and after the war where very different.

>>714387846
I have no mouth, but I must desu. Idk, must be some bug, the acronym "to be honest" becomes desu, weird.

>>714388049
America was stupid then and now though.

>>714387905
>a console you bought
*a license to use for

>>714387643
The funniest shit is that most of the political parties have exact same voting patterns by region in each countries for years until they have some kind of a shitshow that goes too farm like UK with Reform and Germany with the migrants AfD and the other centrist party kek.
> They will not unite until its a threat to their own people and security.

>>714387671
A liberal government is in itself an oxymoron because there cannot be liberty where there's something or someone to govern or exercise authority over

>>714386946
Regardless of what you think, it is the phrase used to describe western government.

>>714387896
>Which BTW the Switch 2 by default is a brick, it needs to connect to the internet for the first time to work.
not true, you can play switch 2 games that are entirely on cartridge without connecting online, and probably switch ganes too once a switch 2 game entirely on cartridge releases with the launch firmware for an offline switch 2 to update from

factory resetting also doesn't uninstall firmware updates

>>714387905
So if you had a kid, and got them a coloring book, do you think the publisher of said book has the right and should barge in and burn the entire book if the child even once, ever so slightly colored outside the line? Do you hear YOURSELF?

>>714388072
Massive newfag

>>714386730
If nintendo CAN brick my console then that means I don't actually own what I bought. Are you retarded?

>>714381175
America has a corporation-first culture these days.

>>714388175
UK already destroyed themselves with brexit, they're just circling the drain at this point

>>714388353
Not really, no. I'm a newfag, came here in 2012. Just never happened to me, tho.

>>714388259
Is the language being bastardized into a form of newspeak

>>714388407
Then why are you paying for shit you don't own, from people who stop you from using it? Are you retarded?

>>714381175
The American legal system has a corporation-first culture.

>>714388418
>these days
Nah, since about Reagan's time in office. It's just that nobody bothers to hide it anymore, because the masses are too conditioned to notice or care

>>714380937
>we
holy fuck you couldn't be more of a fucking poser if you were trying

>>714381693
>Nintendo turns Link into a twink by giving him access to feminine clothes
>people call Link a twink
>Nintendo bans them
What is this strategy called?

>>714387896
So in other words
>Pirates fucked around and found out

>>714388331
As long as the EULA specifies their right to do it and your kid accepts the terms and conditions of said EULA, I think yeah, the publisher should be allowed to burn your kid's book as they please

>>714387896
completely false. you can download system updates from their servers even if your switch is banned

>>714388668
I believe it's nintendo's version of
>STOP NOTICING THINGS

>>714387905
Do it for any other console with online capabilities. IT'S THE FUCKING STATUS QUO so why are you so mad when Nintendo follow the precedent set by Sony and Microsoft?

>>714380937
tendies are a cult, you won't get anywhere arguing with them

>>714388668
"We getting $500 free roblucks with this one" - Said the Nintendo employee laughing evilly

>>714388798
I'm a wine guy, mostly reds and roses. Which do you think would pair well with corporate boot, should I ever decide to throw away all my remaining scraps of dignity?

>>714380937
ah but /v/ is now infested with raiding discord tranny corpo bootlicking pajeets
so remember
>ignore them
>dont give them you's
>dont engage with them in any way
it makes them seethe to no end

>>714388353
Oh yeah? Check this out
desu▲
des▲.▲u

>>714388864
Because this is a stealth anti-SKG/console war thread that the retard OP wasn't prepared for to devolve into actual consumer/anticonsumer discussion

>>714381175
Our lawmakers can legally own and trade stock in companies.

>>714381175
Willingly pets of kikes
What did you expect?
>cuck country
>cuck site
>cuck board

>>714381693
>buying what is essentially a phone thst cant make calls all do that you can play its exclusive phone games in a crisp 13-23 fps gaming sesh
You deserve everything you got coming to ya.

Tendies are mentally ill

>>714389078
Red fits well with the devil