Thread 714384308

>Japan made a game
>About horses
>Who are also girls
>Who are athletes
>Who are also idols for some reason
Who's the target audience?

>>714384308 (OP)
Sussy eye.

>>714384308 (OP)
middle aged men

>>714384308 (OP)
The roaches who watch streamers play games.

>>714384308 (OP)
The Yakuza.

Straight white men.

>>714384308 (OP)
Why does "she" have balls? I thought rockhuck hated gay people.

What annoyed me about the anime is they are trying to mix a sports show with an idol show but we get basically a watered down version of both. The girls don't eat big and we don't even really see them training. If anything, they go out of their way to eat less and not look fat, which is retarded. They should be eating and training all the time.
Then the idol shit at the end of the race is usually glossed over. It's the big ending to the race and we see maybe 1 or 2 performances. Why not show more of them? It's the whole point.

>>714384308 (OP)
Little girls.

>>714384996
what the fuck does her having balls have to do with gay people

>>714384308 (OP)
His diaperfur stuff is so much better than his comics

>>714384427
The hero of these retarded threads

nasty humans, stop lusting after our women.

>>714385059
That means it's a guy. Dressed like a faggot. I thought Stonetoss hated that shit. If he's turning coat, I'm all for it.

Gggg

>>714384996
Because all the horses are stallions in real life.
Literal tranny horse game.

>>714385250
no its just a girl with balls, could be futa.

>>714384308 (OP)
>kills the bitch
based
>>714384996
>>714385474
>bro thinks showing off the panties means she has balls
you are COOKED blud
internet grooming has capped your brain fr
your life about to be BURNT CRISPY

>>714384308 (OP)
My friend was playing this game, and he got ao intensely angry at one of the horses he said he unironically wished he could put her down. Hated the loli horses too. He's 32-years-old and usually pretty chill, is there some sort of secret to these gacha games that make people sperg out?

>>714384308 (OP)
I can't find it in this one.

>>714385459
Your first free horse is literally a mare.

>>714385570
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING

>>714384308 (OP)
Gamblers.

>>714384308 (OP)
Stonetoss is retarded

>>714385627
horse girl's eye

>>714384308 (OP)
This has already made ungodly amounts of money before reaching the west

>>714385590
>Hated the loli horses too
There aren't any loli horses though, unless you're calling Haru Urara a loli.

>>714385661
Awwww, poor baby too stupid to adapt modern lingo? You didn't seem to have much trouble saying "NIGGER" like a parrot, now did ya?

Chip on your shoulder, Hans?

>>714385728
i don't see it, can you trace it?

>>714385882
nigger you didnt even use the lingo right, dont get all passive aggressive, woman

>>714384308 (OP)
that joke is such a low-hanging fruit it could've been from r/comics

>>714384308 (OP)
they gotta 'oss on the 'og!

I said they gotta 'oss on the 'og!

You gotta 'oss on the 'og ova heah!

You don't give a damn? We'll neither do I, but somebody gonna come along and see that 'oss on the 'og!

>>714384308 (OP)
A while ago I said that I would kill myself if I ever saw a funny Stonetoss. It's been a good run, guys.

>>714385897
That's it, I'm buying the Flurk plushie.

>>714385996
>literal no u because your banter is shit
You're not just cooked, but served and shitted out.

This is not the Uma thread, make another

>>714384308 (OP)
Rare Stonetoss shimapan spotted

>>714384308 (OP)
First ‘toss I’ve laughed at in awhile

>>714384308 (OP)
The game is over 4 years old my dude, a bit late there.

>>714385195
Horse girls are BVILT for big human cock

>>714385142
What the frick, link

>>714384308 (OP)
That sounds ridiculous and retarded.
I'm in.

>>714386958
This retarded premise somehow worked enough to earn 2.5 billion dollars.

I was initially excited about this game when it was first announced several years ago but then the horse fuckers started raiding /v/ and going on about how their autobattler was gonna be the next Genshin killer and I got turned away from it. I don’t even play Genshin, I just hate tribalfaggotry so much. Nothing kills my excitement for a game faster than tribalfags. And now that it’s come to global markets almost four years later, I just don’t really care anymore.

>>714387075
Luckily for you, the game is complete shit

>>714387075
nobody asked

>>714384308 (OP)
Weird thing for him to be attacking Umamusume is pretty harmless honestly this comic isn't even funny it's boring low hanging fruit.

>>714385007
Cygames did not know what the identity of the show should be until more recent seasons when they started doing more inhouse animation vs outsourcing. Overall it's pretty average a decent time killer.

>>714386651
Asmongay picked it up recently on one of his streams.... it's just "starting" to catch the public's eyes i suppose...

>>714387070
Good, I enjoy a bit of completely serious retardation.

>>714387070
I think that it being money laundering for the yakuza is an open secret at this point.

>>714387075
I do not recall a single post talking about how great this game is pre-global

>>714387070
Do the races and concerts happen in the same day? Seems a bit cruel to make them do both at the same time.

>>714387349
But this isn't a Nintendo game.

>>714387508
Nintendo have stocks in cykagames though.

>>714385819
nta but Nishino Flower is the only one I could think of, but she's not playable yet. Haru Urara and MTG look like giants compared to her

>>714387289
>Umamusume is pretty harmless honestly
It’s the latest in the ever-revolving door of gachaslop that 99% of retarded virgins are hyping up because their circlejerk Discords told them to play it. This is the same board that unironically uses terms like “goyslop” but will throw their life’s savings at jpgs of (increasingly AI-generated) generic anime girls. Anyone who defends this shit is genuinely on par with bronies.

>>714385819
Top Cun is definitely a cheeky brat loli.

>>714385007
anon this is a pachinko with cutscenes.

>>714386705
>horse girls
fuck off tourist.

>>714385007
In Aikatsu they train hard every episode and idol hard every episode

>>714387885
MODS!

m*n cannot be trusted with money. look at the shit they spend it on.

>>714387070
idolslop consoomers have no taste sadly

>>714387885
ded show, ded board and nobody will ever remove GR1r5, cope seethe and mald forever

>>714387650
This game has literally been out for years and rakes in billions of Yen. If you thought it would have a silent global release you're retarded. Cygames isn't the best company but it's far from the worst when it comes to this shit. If people are enjoying the game and it funds more anime/ a better relink hopefully I'm not going to complain.

.t Shadowverse1 and gbf player

>>714385938
Right eye (her left), upside down.

>>714387885
Gentle reminder that rainbow dash Japanese VA is tomoko's VA

>>714384824
Futa 'yuri' breeding mechanics.

>>714387946
What's the purpose of the person crusher roller? Motivation to not fall?

>>714387968
anime website.

>>714387998
Funding money to care for retired horses?

>>714387946
I think there are probably safer and less horrifying ways to make a tredmill

>>714388089
basado

Weird gacha game adaption that nobody asked for

>>714388124
anime website, not horsefucker website. fuck off.

The only thing salarymen like more than drinking and smoking is horses and gambling. I went to an arcade in tokyo and it was layed out so the first two floors were crane games, then it was fighting games and rhythm games, then a whole floor of mahjong and horse racing games.

>>714388338
thats a screencap from a manga you fucking tourist tranny
>>714388165
based and verity pilled

>>714388165
>380k USD horse
what the fucking shit??? yeah ok, let's decide... buy a house or buy a horse...hmm, yeah let's go with a fucking ugly ass horse. Very smart

>>714388490
>but it is from a manga!
GR15 doesn't care about your stupid attempts to rape the rules with your idiotic horse show

>>714384996
>Why does "she" have balls?
meds. take em. you're seeing things.

>>714388518
That's a donation to fund the care of retired horses, you dum dum.

>>714388518
I think one of the main issues with 4chan is there are people who can't comprehend there are others that don't have to make the same choices they do.
>you spent all that money on a GPU when you could have spent it on X, Y, or Z
>"I can buy those, too"
>G-GOYSLOP

>>714384996
PUFFY

>>714388104
An i?
What are you people going on about?

>>714384308 (OP)
Stonetoss is a legitimate, actual, real life 100% Nazi.

>>714388518
Horse racing is a degenerate gambler activity, They probably actually think they owe something to the horses.

>>714384308 (OP)
He's one of us?!

>>714388426
Asians in general have a high gambling problem

>>714384308 (OP)
Upside down mogus second panel right eye

>>714385897
Impressive shoulders to waist ratio

>>714388841
So he is based?

>>714387946
what happens if she trips and falls?

>>714388904
Broken glass window first panel

>>714388685
mmmmhm, funny way to spell "money laundering" but sure, you do you.

>>714388960
It would be extremely painful

>>714389135
You're a big fag.

>>714385643
giggity

>>714388426
Mahjong in Japan is Riichi and isblike 30-40% skill so it's less gambling than you think. Like if I were to play against any 3 anons ITT I would win probably 80-90% of the time considering I'm max rank in 2 riichi games. Those matches are more like Poker where good players aren't gambling and are just looking for fish

I'm sick of Chinky digital casinos being the only video games that make any money

>>714388108
It's subtle commentary on technerds falling to emulate superior traditionalistchad practices

>>714388108
She's pulling it with her if you look at the bars closely.

>>714384308 (OP)
I cant believe i loled about a stonetoss cimic

>>714389729
Why is it so hard for you to accept you like things sometimes? Do you hate this fat spic THAT much?

>>714390149
see
>>714385142

>>714388104
ohhhhh. that man is a genius

>>714390149
What the fuck are you talking about homo? Hes just not funny most of the time. Happens to a lot of people who make comics for a long time.

is this where all of the ponyfags went, hence the sudden burst in popularity?

>>714390419
I do not think ponyfags can stomach cute anime girls, even if they are horses.

>>714386221
>shitted
ESL detected, immediately kill yourself.

>>714384308 (OP)

Game needs horsecock futa and breeding mechanics.

>>714390534
Who is she?

>>714390534
stop posting slop

That's a literal neo nazi.

>>714384308 (OP)
>me own fookin' hosse m8
>me own fookin' horse took da fookin' horse paste afta listenin' to Joe Rogan
>Me own fookin' horse is a nazi

>>714388942
>>714384427
It's not the eye you dipshits, it's part of the tie on the leg bandage.

>>714390534
what do you mean? horsefuckers even fap to gore and used to post in /b/, hell they even have /trash/. Why do you think they wouldn't fuck anime girls? they are degenerates.

>>714390641
Literally the tutorial girl that you get for free.

>>714384308 (OP)
funny

>>714390720
You keep posting this, indicating that you like joos. Which is not good, dumb fuck.

>>714388904
Wasn't he a big /pol/tard before doing Stonetoss?

PROOF that Idolmaster Starlit would have succeeded if they released the game globally on Steam

>>714390971
Normal idol shit only stop at cringe, instead of being so cringe it becomes based like horse girl idol shit.

>>714390336
Stop replying to me with your unsubstantiated bullshit

>>714384308 (OP)
WHERES THE FUCKIN MOGUSSSS

>>714390943
What wrong with joos? They're not hurting anybody :^)

>>>/mlp/
>>>/a/

>>714391296
Unfortunately it IS a video game.

>>714390732
>it's part of the tie on the leg bandage
Unfortunately you are wrong and retarded, remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>714390971
>PROOF that Gakumas and 765pro would have succeeded if they released the game globally on Steam
Fixed

>130 posts in
>STILL no horse anus copypasta
Come on

why is this game getting spammed all of a sudden