Thread 714398426

Ghost spooky etc etc

Lycanroc

sex
sex with ghost
ghost sex
ghost blowjob

>>714398426 (OP)
>>714398578
>>714398712
>>>/vp/

>>714399152
janny application status?

>>714398578
>>714398712
Made for normal types.

>>714399317
>It doesn't affect Misdreavus...

>>714400256
just use odor sleuth bro
imagine the smell

>>714398426 (OP)
Very scary.

>>714400623
get dunked

>>714400725
What thE FUCK

You will never have a 500 post Misdreavus thread.
Maractus chads however...

>>714400827
>tfw ghosts aren't real

>>714401054
Todd is real, at least.

>>714401145
Also, ghosts ARE real.

can we have one ghost thread without the stupid tongue spam please

>>714401270
I shall see her in like three weeks.
>>714401307
What are you, gay?

>>714400256
>Gives you Ring Target
You can't escape now...

>>714401390
If you want to jerk off to the same boo tongue pictures for the hundredth just make another thread for them. It has nothing to do with Misdreavus.

>>714401890
>uses Taunt
and just how are you gonna give me that, smart guy?

>>714400256
>>714402750
>legs

>>714398426 (OP)
>Scrafty used Knock Off!
>Misdreavus fainted!
>Scrafty's Moxie activated! +1 Attack!

>>714398578
>Scrafty used Close Combat!
>Lycanroc fainted!
>Scrafty's Moxie activated! +1 Attack!

>>714403638
misdreavus tanks that btw

>>714403638
>inkay used topsy-turvy
haha whoopsie

>>714404394
-2 252+ Atk Scrafty Bug Bite vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Inkay: 188-224 (76.1 - 90.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>714401390
How much does Nike charge for one of them?

>>714404802
inkay TANKED that

>>714405498
Scrafty KOs next turn and gets a Moxie boost anyways

>>714398426 (OP)
Favorite type

>>714403638
>252+ Atk Scrafty Knock Off vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Misdreavus: 180-212 (55.5 - 65.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>0 SpA Misdreavus Dazzling Gleam vs. 252 HP / 6 SpD Scrafty: 180-212 (53.8 - 63.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>714398578
Female pokemon sexo

>>714403136
they're cute shut up

>>714407812
>legs

>>714406492
You forgot to give Misdreavus an item

252+ Atk Scrafty Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Misdreavus: 290-344 (89.5 - 106.1%) -- 43.8% chance to OHKO

>>714408000
>>714403136
You're right, those legs need some proper feet attached.

>>714405083
Hundred bucks, not including shipping.

>>714408341
There's no world where Misdreavus isn't holding eviolite so the damage boost is negated.

>>714398426 (OP)
It's the only Pokemon I jerked off to while playing the game and not to some artwork.
It was her 3DS back model in Sun I think. I imagined using her like a cum sock.

>>714408989
252+ Atk Choice Band Scrafty Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Eviolite Misdreavus: 294-348 (90.7 - 107.4%) -- 43.8% chance to OHKO

>>714398426 (OP)
Floating onahole

>>714403638
>gets outsped and OHKO'd by dazzling gleam
lol?

>>714409543
you left out her boldness, sneaky boy

>252+ Atk Choice Band Scrafty Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Misdreavus: 266-314 (82 - 96.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>714401145
what the fuck is this edit holy shit lmao

Comp this, Legs that, I love the Playful Shriek Witch Ghost Pokemon.

>>714408903
Misdreavus is smug, but not very bratty.

Flutter Mane is 100% brat though.

>>714401145
>>714408903
I made it more smug and bratty for you

>>714411315
I WILL NOT BUY SKYRIM AGAIN!

>>714410385
If Misdreavus isn't running a speed boosting nature with 0 EVs it gets outsped by Scrafty.

>252 speed EV Scrafty: 215 speed
>0 speed EV Misdreavus: 206 speed
Either Misdreavus is eating the OHKO after damaging Scrafty or Scrafty is eating the Dazzling Gleam and 2HKO'ing Misdreavus.

>>714411276
>Banned in Smogon
>Outclassed by Calyrex-Shadow-Rider in VGC
lmao'ing @ your life

>>714411514
would you do it for lady bow though?

>>714412009
My wife would not allow such a thing on her steam account.

>>714411514
That's what they all say. But you bought Oblivion again.

>>714398712
WOO WOO WOO

>>714411581
Misdreavous only needs 40 EVs to hit 216

>252+ Atk Choice Band Scrafty Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 218 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Misdreavus: 266-314 (84.4 - 99.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>714411663
Love my nigga Trapinch. Thot destroyer supreme.

>>714412176
I beg to differ

>>714412706
that's scizor clicking bullet punch you baka

>>714398426 (OP)
So this is the new Discord tranny forced meme?

I am unironically getting hard at the idea of misdreavus winning this matchup

>>714413052
yeah, you caught me haha
i don't actually sit there and jerk off to misdreavus haha that would be weird
like could you IMAGINE actually masturbating to a little ghost pokemon just because it has a smug fuckable face that would be crazy haha

>>714412530
>OHKO after Spikes/Sand/Stealth Rocks/etc chip
uh oh

>>714413445
>outspeeds scrafty regardless of EVs thanks to sticky web
*yawn*

I want to sexually he floating gina

>>714411663
>>714412706
>>714413005
no that's trapinch

>>714413547
>Gets picked off by a Sucker Punch on Turn 2 anyways

>>714414031
>psychic terrain is up
sorry babe

sex with small horny creatures

>>714414031
>choice band sucker punch
anon i think you might be retarded
also scrafty doesn't even get sucker punch

>>714413445
Eeeeeh? You can't even 1v1 a little ghost? Kimoi~

>>714414009
Okay now THIS is based.

>>714414461
> they see ur 13cm dick

>>714414514
lol dicklet

>>714414124
why is this so appealing to me
i genuinely don't get it but i'm head over heels for these kinds of creatures

>>714414685
because they are small and cute and right little onaholes, bascially

>>714412530
>smug little ghost mocking your best effort at literally 1 hp
I'm going to fucking nut jesus christ

252+ Atk Choice Band Pangoro Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Misdreavus: 332-392 (102.4 - 120.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>714414478
and he did it like this

>>714415147
Ground type supremacy

>>714415147
ironically trapinch would do nothing to misdreavus because she has levitate
slutter mane doesn't have that luxury

>>714414009
it's actually trapunch

Alright Scraftybros I'll throw you a bone.

>252+ Atk Choice Band Scrafty Payback (100 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Misdreavus: 276-326 (85.1 - 100.6%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO

This is your one and only ray of hope to correct the bratty ghost.
Are you brave enough to risk the embarrassment of losing to a NFE gen 2 shitmon?

>>714415318
Trapinch also has 100 base Attack, the same Attack stat as its evolution Flygon. That lets it do this:

252+ Atk Trapinch Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Flutter Mane: 241-285 (96 - 113.5%) -- 75% chance to OHKO

best thread on vee right now

>>714415318
>CRUNCH
>Misdreavus has fainted

>>714415006
LITERALLY WHO
go back to warcraft fucking loser

trapinchGAWDS mog sluttermane

>>714415494
>Ninjask used Swords Dance!
>Misdreavus used Shadow Ball!
>Ninjask's Speed Boost activated!

>Ninjask used Baton Pass!
>Go! Scrafty
>Misdreavus used Dazzling Gleam!

>Scrafty used Knock Off!
>Misdreavus fainted!
>Scrafty's Moxie activated!

Flutter Mane should have been a divergent evolution instead of a paradox form.

>>714415341
>trapunch

>>714415927
Literally no one would make Mismagius then.

>>714415494
252+ Atk Choice Band Scrafty Payback (100 BP) vs. 218 HP / 252+ Def Colbur Berry Misdreavus: 205-243 (65 - 77.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

A
FUCKING
BERRY

>>714416038
Oh no how terrible~

>>714415927
Then its stats wouldn't have been busted. Regular Pokemon max out at 535 BST for their final evolution, which is shared by Rhyperior, Crobat, Annihilape, Lapras, Vanilluxe, Noivern, Magnezone, and Swampert. Flutter Mane is sitting at 570. Non-Paradox Flutter Mane would likely sit at 525 BST and lose 15 points from SpA, SpD, and Speed to match Mismagius and Misdreavus. That would mean it'd sit at 55/55/55/120/120/120 and no one would use it because it'd get outspeed and OHKO'd by half the meta and the other half of the meta would tank it and OHKO it back.

i dont understand what all this misdreavus and scrafty talk is referencing

>>714415868
>ninjask used swords dance!
>misdreavus used trick room!

>>714416084
>Scrafty used Dragon Dance!
>Misdreavus used Dazzling Gleam!
0 SpA Misdreavus Dazzling Gleam vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Scrafty: 180-216 (53.8 - 64.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Scrafty's Weakness Policy activated!

>Scrafty used Knock Off!
+3 252+ Atk Scrafty Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 218 HP / 252+ Def Colbur Berry Misdreavus: 331-391 (105 - 124.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

You lose.

>>714408903
Reminder that Flutter Mane was designed by a guy who has Misdreavus as his favorite mon of all time, and drew Misdreavus for the TCG as his very first work on the series.

>>714416480
>misdreavus held on with its focus sash
*yawn*

>>714415147
>>714416191
TRAP TRAP TRAP
GET ARENA TRAPPED GET ARENA TRAPPED GET ARENA TRAPPED

>>714398426 (OP)
this ghost bratt

>>714399152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM-DNBEVDN4

>>714416590
Bro...? Your Eviolite? Your Colbur Berry?

>>714416828
>legs

>>714416989
don't need those with focus sash

>>714417116
You get 2HKO'd regardless then while failing to OHKO Scrafty.

here's one ghost hole you'll be dying to see.

>>714417164
252+ SpA Misdreavus Dazzling Gleam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Scrafty: 256-304 (94.4 - 112.1%) -- 68.8% chance to OHKO
>gets outsped
>gets OHKO'd
*yawn*

>>714417320
MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSS

>>714417320
don't click this it makes mustard gas

gay ghost

Cool Ghost types you got there. Would be a shame if someone pursuit-trapped them.

>>714417360
If we're going full offense then you don't even need to activate WP

>Nasty Plot
>sash
>DGleam
>(188.9 - 222.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Why are Pokemon so sexy?

>>714417968
>pursuit
should we tell him?

>>714416828
Why She called me a pervert for having 0 badges?

Spooky

https://files.catbox.moe/azn7q6.mp4

>>714418852
WOO WOO

>>714416603
I fucking kneel chadpinch

>>714418374
a mistery

>>714416250
follow from
>>714403638

>>714418852
>anthroslop

These ghosts are backed up.

>>714419224
Yes

>>714398426 (OP)
I like Flutter Mane's design and the Misdreavus line in general, why does it get so much hate? Just really strong competitively? Or I guess because paradox pokemon are just retarded in general.

I am now going to fap to and then run through a game with Misdreavus as my ace n celebration of this victory.
Which game should I do it in?

>>714419627
a game with eviolite in it

>>714419627
Dragon Quest.

>>714419389
Make Misdreavus or Mismagius have this shape, that would be funny, haha.

>>714419627
Christ there is no game other than Pearl or Colusseum where this thing is obtainable at any reasonable point of the game. Why do they hate her so much?

>>714416603
Flutter Mane is a Ghost-type Pokémon, those are immune to being trapped by moves or abilities such as Arena Trap.

>>714411663
Flutter is a non restrictive pokemon with 135spA and 135 speed. Simply use it in a sun team and slap a Caly S with Shadow Ball

>>714420623
Running a Sun team means you're running Koraidon or Groudon in which case you're giving up the opportunity to use Miraidon, Calyrex-S, Calyrex-I, Terapagos, Zamazenta, Zacian, and Kyogre.
>Slap Caly S with a Shadow Ball
Not so fast!

Everyone want to fuck the cute ghost. I just want to have it as a pet.

>>714421120
2 restricteds
But Groudon and Koraidon are certainly both capable of taking out Miraidon.

>>714420176
You're speaking to Smogoniggers, the ones who'd rather ban their bad dreams away to make the game revolve around the mechanics they like instead of lesrning how to adapt.

>>714420176
Flutter Mane is a Fire type to avoid getting OHKO'd by Bullet Punch, anon.

>>714422207
>the ones who'd rather ban their bad dreams away
you're not wrong. they literally banned sleep

>>714418374
They were handcrafted by Arceus to be the perfect wives for human men

>>714422207
trapping just isn't tolerable with modern power creep

>>714422646
And that's a good thing!

>>714423160
Shed skin exists, yet we live in a world where everybody has 3 or more HDB on a team because entry hazards are so overcentralizing, but yet they aren't banned. Curious.

>>714423582
Because Rapid Spin and Defog exist while hazards greatly benefit offense. Trapping benefits Stall.

>>714413135
im hard at the toddmon edits

>>714417968
seeing this bastard tank a 4 times super effective focus blast from gengar made me understand why hes strong

>>714425379
if you wanna be funny about it ttar can do even dumber things like tank a focus blast after nasty plot
+2 252 SpA Gengar Focus Blast vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Assault Vest Tyranitar in Sand: 340-400 (84.1 - 99%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>714422549
you wouldn't fuck a todd

>>714425252
you wouldn't fuck a todd

>>714426038
>>714425868
i saw that mf

>>714426319
what are you going to do about it huh?

>>714425779
thats insane!

>>714427164
Thank you Jimothy, very cool.

I wonder if I could bother the drawthread for a piece with the misdreavus line tormenting scrafty

does anyone even still go there anymore after all the bots and shitflinging?

>>714427663
this but replace scrafty with trapinch

Boo!

>>714418178
>scrafty in particular is hard walled by sash misdreavus
you learn something new every day

>>714430231
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA