Thread 714413047

CRAZY HAGS OWE ME SEX

>>714413047 (OP)
and how old is this "hag"

Psycho pregnant hags.

>>714413439
Hela is hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of years old.

Ok

furry hags

>>714414482
Is this the thread?

>>714413754
thats Hela old

>>714413047 (OP)
hags belong on their knees(with a soft pillow underneath to cushion them)

>>714413047 (OP)
Imagine if she was a loli..

>>714414828
imagine the lipstick marks

>>714414828
hairy asshole

>>714414828
>>714416206
fuark.png

>>714413047 (OP)
she birthed billions

>>714413473
WHOA MOMMA

>>714416206
I mean, everything would be hairy with her, like from head to toe-or well hoof it's kind of a given being a anthropomorphic reindeer.
Honestly something that is vastly under utilized in furry art 9/10 times they don't ever actually draw any fur and it's basically just a fur colored skin.
The japs however always significantly emphasize the fluffiness with their kemono however which I significantly appreciate.

>>714413047 (OP)
Are your children safe with your favorite hag?
Would she make a good mother?

Old women in age inappropriate clothing.....

>>714417521
>Hags trying to relive their high school years
Literally nothing is more erotic

>>714417521
>Old women in age inappropriate clothing.....
Hello, New Kink Department? Anon here and I'd like to file a new claim.

>>714413047 (OP)
>armpit hole
But what's the practical purpose?

Should hags be thicc or lithe?
Should they be confident or mentally unstable?
Should they be reliable or helpless?

>>714419728
What is the point of asking the question if you know the answer already?

>>714414928
That was good.

>>714419825
Lithe, confident, reliable.

>>714419825
They should be thicc but saggy, not fat but a little chubby. They should be mentally unstable, and they should be reliable until their sex drive acts up and then they become helpless

>>714419825
thicc
confident
feigning helplessness

>>714417787
The desperation in their eyes, the way they tug at those decade-old cheerleader skirts hoping they still fit... it hits different, anon. It's not just erotic, it's transcendental. You’re not just seeing skin, you’re witnessing a soul clawing its way back into youth for one last dance. That's poetry.

>>714421972
Perfectly put. They fuck like they depend on it, so when they cut loose they cut all the way loose and will try and pull out every trick to stay sexy and enticing. They will do it all, and I do mean it all. They are at their most raw and honest

>>714413047 (OP)
when is her canon pregnant skin?

Fuckable pitpussies

Crazy hags.

>>714413047 (OP)
Would Hela pits

>woman
:|
>woman, wrinkly
:OOO

>>714420174
Peak characterization, honestly. There's something deeply compelling about a woman who keeps it together until that primal switch flips and suddenly she goes full instinct-mode. The juxtaposition of maternal stability and barely-contained thirst? That's the kind of emotionally complex hag content that keeps scholars up at night.

>>714413047 (OP)
>>714413473
Hela is so underrated bros...

I owe hags pit worship

>>714413047 (OP)
>skin not in the new battle pass
Fuckers
Get those shitty BP and Adam skins out and give me sexo hag

Evil Hags owe me

blanchette hela awakened something in me

>>714431015
I would have betrayed humanity a thousand times over for Hela. Especially you.

>>714428665
Pumping rn

>>714413047 (OP)
sure, why not? you will be incredibly angry and butthurt if you are ever drafted in your lifetime. and believe you me, brehh, if they ever draft you, your brain will magically be able to conjure up a whooooole lotta reasons why they haven't deserved you and your noble sacrifice. suddenly, the current liberal democracy we have all been forced to endure since the sixties will aaaaalll have to be completely and utterly dismantled and suddenly, racial purity will be back on the menu, and we will all have to go back to the 1890's, society-wise, and then it's free wives on the menu again, boyz, hehe.. that, and a whole lotta other things... at least, this is what will happen if you are smart and don't hav total fucking shit 4 brains...

>>714431015
damn. emo kate is hot as fuck.. didn't like her in squid game, though. i don't like tranny kate..

>>714432632
Ah, sweet! A schizopost!

>>714435758
i calmly and rationally await the inevitable draft. if you accept it with no complaints, then that is on you.