Bout to eat this bad boy while I start DS2. What am I in for?
>>714413781 (OP)constipation and then diarrhea
>>714413781 (OP)>What am I in for?Scale number go up
>>714413781 (OP)Should be enough to get you through 2 or 3 cutscenes
>>714413781 (OP)make sure to use the javelin when you play dead space 2
Why does Dominos always taste like sadness
>>714413781 (OP)Tanimura's masterpiece, best games in the series
>>714413781 (OP)A shit game and a mediocre pizza
gluten free crust is low key the way to order a zaa
>>714413781 (OP)That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person I'd say?
>>714413781 (OP)People shit on Pizza hut a lot but I'd take that over this piece of cardboard
>>714413781 (OP)Nice. I'm having pizza tomorrow. Enjoy!
>>714413915Intro takes about 45 minutes and OP falls sleep when they finally give him the controls (i.e. walk forward by pushing left analog, interact slowly with some meaningless detail by pressing X).
>>714413781 (OP)>What are you in forNigger toes
>>714413781 (OP)A lot of fun. Dead Space 2 is the best game ever made.
>>714413781 (OP)Diarrhea and then the best Souls game ever
>>714414346Toxotransmosis moment.
>>714413781 (OP)a small meal for an average American
>>714413781 (OP)>What am I in for?Getting gipped looking at that miserable amount of pepperonis
>>714414728Imagine getting raped by that dragon
>>714413781 (OP)Based, some greasy za and invading noobs in dark souls 2 were some wonderful college memories for me
>>714413781 (OP)Is dark souls 2 that good? I thought it was the black sheep of the series?
>>714414817Thats what people who only played ds3(secondaries) say
>>714414072Itโs the best of the big chain places. I donโt know what youโre on about.
>>714414698Bot or third worlder?
>>714413781 (OP)just had a Red Baron oven style pizza for lunch
>>714414698I think itโs cute that you think about us that much.
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>>714413781 (OP)Where are the toppings.
>>714414817Dark Souls 2 is insanely good, it had probably the best PvP and it's the most replayable of the series
you're in for one slice taking off the cheese from the others, possibly multiple times.
>>714413871Digestive issue.
>>714414942Careful. I responded to a โmuh murricaโ post on /tv/, and caught a ban for being โoff-topicโ, and meanwhile, his post got to stay.
>>714413781 (OP)>What am I in for?A worse experience than DS1, but a much better experience than DS3.
where do i get cheesy THIN pizza that literally spills over like this in canada
>lactose intolerant niggas in this thread malding
Feels great ahh ahahahahahaaaa
>>714415113Takes 30s to go back over it with a knife, but it is annoying
>>714413781 (OP)I'm so fucking glad that I'm married and my wife knows how to make homemade meals
>>714415198All the places I could tell you about closed down in the pandemic and most were in toronto. They're indian food shops now
>>714415089>hold military, economic, political, and cultural dominion over the rest of the planet>โUR fatโWhatever makes you feel better, Tibor.
>>714413781 (OP)ameriFAT here, just at a glance I can tell that's a little caesar's hot and ready pizza
>>714415198That's a handtossed pizza, not thin crust.
I love Dominos chicken bites and their subs
Prime drunk food
>>714415305Nobody asked, but ok.
>cutting
>want zogchow
>can't have it
I hate this
Dark Souls 2 late night for the first time eating pizza is one of my comfiest memories Iโll always cherish
Enjoy Anon
>>714415321It's Domino's, you blind retard. LC's doesn't have blue and red on their boxes.
>>714415305get a load of this normalfag
I bet you kiss your wife too faggot
>>714415321Nah, their boxes are orange, man.
I had some dominos pan pizza with the white sauce and toppings that will give you a heart attack, it was pretty good
>>714413781 (OP)>Pepperoni on pizzacringe
>>714415305>Iโm just gonna force the fact that Iโm married into a discussion that has nothing to do with thatWeโre all terribly proud of you.
>>714413781 (OP)Thank fucking god I own a pizza oven
>>714413781 (OP)heartburn and the best game in the genre
>>714415658Pepperoni, mushroom, and banana pepper are the golden trio.
t. Former pizza merchant
>>714415305I'm sure her boyfriend agrees
>>714415697Femanon here, I think about pizza while in the shower soaping up my supple breasts.
>>714413781 (OP)A nice chill evening and then a dose of regret in the morning, but only because of the pizza. Net positive in my books
>>714413781 (OP)How the fuck do people eat an entire pizza like that all by themselves
>>714415320you don't have shit. same global elites rule over you too, you are just useful too
>>714415825My holy trinity is
>bacon bits>pepperoni>grape tomatoes>jalapenos
>>714415996with their hands and mouth, nigga
>>714415996with a smile on my face
>>714415310im in toronto of course nigga, sad if the good ones closed though
>used to get the pizza with the most toppings and change them all to some kind of meat or cheese
>now they charge 50 cents to a dollar extra for changing veggie or cheese to meat
>>714415996A small amount of food for an average sized person, I'd say.
>>714413781 (OP)ate a za yesterday now i wan mire
it's insane how affordable and filling a cheap greasy pizza like this is and then we ponder why so many people in this country are obese
got dominos for the first time in ages out of convenience for a thing and the price was like under fifteen bucks for two pies
>>714414728>Getting gipped looking at that miserable amount of pepperonisyeah i bet disgusting amerifats would find any excuse to cover that pizza with fucking barbecue sauce too
>>714413781 (OP)jizz on it for extra flavor
>>714413781 (OP)have fun dude dark souls 2 is the best one hbomberguy told me so
>>714416339Death Stranding 2
I ate a whole large pizza today, I feel like such a fat piece of shit. It was good though, I just hope my shit doesn't turn as hard as a rock like it did last time.
>>714414728why is your character's ass so huge
>>714413781 (OP)He is black.
OP IS BLACK, I REPEAT, OP IS BLACK
>>714415092i hear this a lot. what exactly makes ds2's pvp the best? in general, i fucking the pvp in fromsoftware games because of how dogshit the balance is
>>714414286That's a mere side snack to most of /v/
>>714416896You buy the deagle and get the head shot.
Fuck, that looks really good...
Please stay on topic, this is a Darksiders II thread.
>>714414656Post your Windows regional settings. Guaranteed southern hemisphere.
Why did the "Domino's is bad" consensus start? I love Domino's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBCNm9VJOUo
>>714416896it had the most variety of broken options + funny gliches + iron bridge was just a neat arena
You are talking about Death Stranding
>>714417908I've always hated dominos. It's the absolute worst chain pizza. Now, lots of people hate Pizza Hut too, but I quite like Pizza Hut.
>>714417908sauce tastes funny
>>714416332What? Ew. No. Louisiana or Sriracha hot sauce, my dude
How can anyone eat pizza while gaming it's filthy
>>714414908Papa Johns is far and away the best chain pizza place and it is not even close.
>>714415305I cook my own meals like 90% of the time, I still enjoy occasionally ordering something. Life isn't about being a monk, anon.
Though, I do wonder why'd order some shitty dominoes pizza and not a local place.
>>714414728shulva is such a cool fucking level
>>714417908I mean Domino's LITERALLY had an entire ad campaign rebranding themselves and toting their new and improved recipes, anon. Like, Domino's themselves admitted they sucked.
Papa Johns > Domino's > Pizza Hut (literally frozen) > Little Caesar's.
>>714417908If you don't remember Domino's before their ~2010 recipe change, you'll never understand. It was the most bland pizza in the world, flavorless cardboard crust topped with unseasoned tomato sauce and dry rubber cheese. It was so bad that Domino's had an entire marketing campaign about remaking their entire recipe from the ground up to actually have flavor.
>>714418801Little Caesars is a power bottom like Waffle House
>>714418985Little Caesar's is horrible, however if you are sufficiently drunk or high then it does unlock a secret powerup that makes it shockingly tolerable, especially if you just eat it right there.
>>714413781 (OP)that's some good looking za
what does za make me fall asleep every tiem
>>714419251Because you have diabetes
>>714413781 (OP)UKbros, what's the best pizza chain here?
>>714419337za doewnt giv u beuts
>>714413781 (OP)where's the pineapple?
>>714415305You sound lazy and retarded. Amazing that you found a wife. Gonna assume you're both fatties as well.
>>714415996usually i skip lunch on a pizza day. im skinnyfat thoughbeit so perhaps you should ask someone else
>>714419429No but your sedantary lifestyle and diet of processed foods full of sugar does.
Falling asleep after meal with lots of carbs or sugars is literally the most common symptom of diabetes or prediabetes.
You're fucked.
>>714413904My scale only goes up to 300 and I'm already maxxed out.
>>714418612You'd be surprised how shit local places are in like 90% of the country
>>714415996I literally have a six pack and I can eat that by myself. I just make a couple meals out of it instead of dummying it all at once and feeling sick.
>>714419607>Falling asleep after meal with lots of carbs or sugars is literally the most common symptom of diabetes or prediabetesnta but fuckk
>>714415996while drunk. If I'm sober I'll have 2 slices. If I get really drunk I'll cram a whole pie.
>>714419724The next thing you should look for is when you pee bubbles forming that don't pop quickly when they hit the surface of the water or a sweet smell from your pee.
>>714413781 (OP)you are literally me 10 years ago
>>714419373If you have a good local place then local
Otherwise dominos > pizza hut >>> papa johns
>>714417908It has been quite good for a while now.
>>714419607the za haez kild us all
>>714419216That's a casserole and you eat it with a fork.
>>714413781 (OP)PREPARE FOR KVNO
2>1>3!!!!!
>>714413781 (OP)Nobody outpizzas the hut
>>714419373Make it yourself with sourdough, cheaper and tastier than glooby trash
For me
>cheeseburger
>cheesey fries
>garlic yoghurt
>cherry coke
>slice of chocolate fudge cake
>>714419757I guess I am spoiled. I live in South Florida, and even though I hate snowbirds there are legitimately a lot of good NYC style pizzerias here that make a great 'za, though you do need to avoid the ones that have like 10,000 different things on the menu cause it means they suck and it is all frozen slop. If they make just pizza, calzones, strombolis, and then some kind of pasta with the same pizza sauce you're good.
>>714413781 (OP)Why are you brown?
>>714420594Naan pizza is great. I love to buy garlic naan and then put some sauce, cheese, and pepperoni on it. Not too much so it doesn't get greasy, then you bake it until the cheese is melted. It is legit 10/10.
>>714413781 (OP)Looks like shitty franchise pizza.
Might as well eat cardboard.
I only ever eat local joints.
I love homemade slop. I like taking 2kg of ground beef and just making my own godlike burgers to have for dinner for a week.
Just pulled this out of the oven
>>714420756>shitty franchise pizzabetter than anything youll find in manhattan or queens
https://x.com/samswey/status/1940843932830912907
>>714413781 (OP)For me it is Dominos Pan>Pizza Hut Pan>Dominos Regular>Pizza Hut Regular>Little Caesars>Pap Johns
>>714419373Pizza gogo, but they don't have many places. Chain pizza is universally mediocre, just try all your local places until you find a good one.
>>714420674I believe it. I'm in Richmond VA and there are like 2 places in the whole city that make okay pizza.
>>714420674Bro I'm in South Florida. It's really not that hard to make a pizza. Publix and Winn Dixie even had premade doughs for lazy asses like yourself. Also NY style pizza sucks ass. Thin and greasy.
>>714415996I leave 2-3 slices for the next day
>>714420756I love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>714413781 (OP)>Didnt get the stuffed crustNgmi that shits great.
>>714414328Last 2 times I went to Pizza Hut they kept giving me no sauce even when I asked for EXTRA and even showed the manager and was like "This isnt acceptable" and they tried gaslighting me by saying it was normal. I just got a refund and never went back. Fuck that place.
>>714418549Their pizza isnt terrible but it gives me the shits pretty constantly ive found. Plus no matter how I order it the pizza always seems dry.
>>714420620Cheeseburger and choc fudge, yes. But you don't need cheesy fries, normal fries are fine. And hard no to yoghut and a fucking coke. Coke and cake combo is wild to me. Do people really?
>>714420962Ordering a pizza is something you do rarely and it isn't gonna be good for you regardless if it is homemade or delivery/carryout. If you're ordering enough pizza that making it yourself saves you a noticeable amount of money, you're eating too much pizza. I'll eat pizza like once every other month and I love pizza, but it just is carbs and cheese.
Stop calling pizza "za" it's setting off my autism.
>>714415996I usually order a large pizza + cheesesticks. I eat the cheesticks and like 2 slices of pizza, then I save the rest for the next day.
I also do OMAD, so I am only eating once a day in general.
>>714413781 (OP)lvl adp, the game is jank but pretty fun
>>714421175Forget your โtism and order me up a โza chump!
>>714421175i vill eat za za and you can't stop me!
>>714418549Nah, it used to be but that was like 15 years ago. That dominos rebranding actually worked, their pizza got better and it's cheaper . The only thing Papa John's still has going for it is the pepper because you can get garlic sauce at other places
>>714413781 (OP)The best Souls game
>>714421159Sucks to suck, I guess. Ur mind is gonna be blown when u learn you can add meat and veggies to the pizza. They call them toppings, tastelet.
>>714415305I bet she's fat and ugly
Is this nigga talking about dark souls 2 or death stranding 2?
>>714415996If you exercise and never ever snack, your meals naturally become bigger. This is still on the larger end of what I'd be able to eat though.
>>714421471How much fucking pepperoni or even chicken are you adding to a pizza that it adds a meaningful amount of protein? I am typically eating 150g a day, you're not putting 150g of protein on a fucking pizza.
>>714413781 (OP)whyte ppl dun season dey pizza
>>714421490Who gives a shit? Both games suck. This is a pizza thread now.
>>714415946Same, I'm mananon though
>>714420962There is difference between homemade pizza and ordered pizza, each has their strengths, same with burgers, or kebabs.
>>714421490Clearly Darksiders 2.
>>714413781 (OP)It's a bloody bastard man i tried it without any guides and it made no sense near the end how to beat the last boss. too cryptic, had to look it up
>>714415402>Cuttingwhat are you, gay?
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Gonna get me one of these and play some RDR2
>>714414656> causes increased testosterone, reckless behavior, schitzophreniathat's the opposite of trans. Atrazine in agriculture products grown downstream of forestry areas causes trooning, toxo causes insanity. Should call it Toxiplasmoschitz.
>>714414656Why do third worlders hate pets? Is it knowing our pets live better lives than they do? Or that I donate to animals rescues but never aid to other countries?
>>714413781 (OP)>pepperoni pizzaare you a negro?
>>714414728This more up your alley?
>>714422287>> causes increased testosterone, reckless behavioris that why my ex grew a moustache and broke up with me overseas?
Dark Souls 2?
Dead Space 2?
Both are the best games of their respective series.
>>714414817It's very different than 1 and 3, better for PVP but the controls are more iffy than 3 and the maps are less coherent/thoughtfully designed than 1. It's not bad per se but it's different enough from 1 and three that people who love those games usually don't like 2 as much. I always felt like it was stuck halfway between being 2 different things and didn't quite master either of them.
>>714418007I don't get pizza hate at all. Big chains all taste fine as long as you're not having them multiple times a month
>>714422589> overseas gfIf you aren't sharing a bed you aren't in a relationship
>>714418801$10 Costco >>>
>>714422818I fucking hate the cookie, give me back my churro
>>714422520i hate america so much holy shit it's insane
>>714422998You and me both brother :(
>>714413781 (OP)Save me a slice of that 'roni bro.
>>714422520That isn't even a pizza it's literally just pepperoni being prepared to go on pizza you retard.
>>714415305I wish i was that lucky but i'm reaching my 30's now so my chances of getting a decent woman at this point are very much gone. Like it couldn't be more over for me than this. And that is why i consume the pizza. The pizza of solitude.
>>714423428Loser mentality. You need to get out there and put in the work. I literally look like the fat NTR guy and I score 9/10 bitches just by speaking to people. I don't have a superpower, you just have to go out. Pizza is fine though.
>>714423754Who cares women aren't even worth it
>>714422520My condolences to the fat fuck that ate this and died of a heart attack.
>>714413781 (OP)not being able to poop until you reach the Shaded Wood, followed by shitting yourself inside out at the jumpscares
>>714423754>I score 9/10 bitches
>>714414551>>714414515w-what game is OP REALLY playing?
>>714423754>I don't have a superpowerYes, you do.
>>714424215>The silhouette of this fat dark blob sitting menacingly in the middle of of his sunken in couchKek
>>714413781 (OP)>I start DS2which ds2? there's like 6 ds2
Pizza is disgusting slop for fat homos
>>714425136What do you eat, gay ass salads?
I like lil caesars' stuffed crust the best out of all the chains
>>714425136t. french "fine dining" chef seething at italian wholesome food
>>714424910Make your own or order a nice zloppa
>>714425403zaloppa i shall
>>714424910Order some zloppa brother
>>714413781 (OP)get one for the credits too when you finish it, they're unskippable
>>714413781 (OP)Bros, there's this pre-baked pizza dough that sells on my local market, it just needs toppings and 15 minutes in the oven. You guys think it's better than the average frozen pizza?
>>714413781 (OP)jank KINO and some of my favourite darksouls bosses and designs mixed in with some of the most low effort and worst ones
>>714425745No, it will be even worse
>>714416765>OH my god, Becky
>>714425832>Even worse Frozen pizza is great you fag
>>714426167Frozen pizza is dogshit for people too retarded to mix 4 ingredients together for pizza dough.
>>714426361Time is money. Most people don't even want to go through the effort to heat up a frozen 'za and would rather just order delivery. Also, making your own pizza isn't even necessarily cheaper than buying a frozen 'za. You'd have to order your ingredients in bulk for it to actually be cost effective in the long run.
>>714426683It takes like 6 dollars worth of ingredients at most for a 12in pizza, that's assuming that you use very nice cheese too.
Pizza is one of the most simple and cheap foods to make yourself.
I'm sorry that you are too retarded to do 15 minutes of hands on work to make the dough, and 5 more minutes to prep the dough and put it into an oven.
Learned helplessness is disgusting.
>>714426361The problem isn't mixing the dough, the problem is waiting for it to be good enough to actually make your pizza. Sometimes you just get the craving after a hard dar of work and there's no way a dough can be done in less than a day
>>714413781 (OP)Can't get a za like that where I am, sad days bros
>>714426914Nigga I bake my own bread, you're whining to the wrong guy. For most people Pizza is about the convenience, hence why it's the most commonly delivered food of any. Your average Joe doesn't want to be bothered.
>It takes like 6 dollars worth of ingredients at most for a 12in pizzaNigga a bag of cheese alone will run you $6 these days, and we're talking cheap shit. The fuck are you talking about?
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Shredded-Low-Moisture-Part-Skim-Mozzarella-Cheese-32-oz/10452379
>>714427090>amercian prices
>>714413904Hopefully. I'm at 55kg right now.
>>714427236Sorry, didn't realize we were making Brazilian pies here.
https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4?si=liVZ8yzz5aPy1DDj
>>714427090I can't believe what drumpf did to cheeze
>>714413781 (OP)depends if you reached australia and unlocked pizza delivery missions
>>714427090Get a block of cheese you fuckwit, pre shredded cheese is of lower quality because it's dusted with cellulose to prevent caking and anti fungicide to prevent mold growth, both of these substances inhibit melting.
A block of low moisture mozzarella is less than 6 dollars and gives you at least 4 pizzas worth of cheese.
Do you seriously think that cooking exactly one serving is what you should be doing?
>>714427439>A block of low moisture mozzarella is less than 6 dollars and gives you at least 4 pizzas worth of cheese.But you said I could make an entire pizza for $6 tops. I originally said that you need to buy your ingredients in bulk for it to be cost effective. For your average person they save time and money by just buying a frozen pizza.
Mind you, I bake my own bread so shut the fuck up. You're exagerrating about how cheap it is to make a pizza. It's not, even if you do buy in bulk it's about the same price as a frozen pizza. Sure, you're getting better quality pizza but that's assuming you use up all your ingredients before they go bad. Your averagep erson doesn't want to be bothered with that. Why try and downplay the convenience of buying a frozen pizza, or even delivery? It's priced accordingly, making your own pizza isn't really cheap. There's much cheaper, healthier foods you can make to sustain yourself off of. Pizza is more of a luxury.
>>714420828Looks like shit
>>714427772You are honestly arguing that people buy groceries one serving at a time and I can telling you that you are a retard because of it.
>>714414817It's fucking ASS.
>>714415198Little Ceasars
>>714420828Looks undercooked.
>>714416332Surely you mean that shitty 'ranch dip' that comes in peelable packaging and kept at room temperature.
I can no longer binge on a whole box of pizza like I used to and it makes me sad.
should I get wings instead? the za seems to be too fatt
>>714429352AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE STOP CALLING IT ZA!
>>714429502whats za matta?
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Fuck you guys. Fuck /v/. You made me hungry. I was actually on a strict diet for the past 3 weeks and this thread broke me.
>>714430941mine is on the way too, I only ate subway for the last month ;w;
you call that a 'za? now this is a 'za!
>>714417908the base of a dominos pizza is weirdly soft. it's easy to accidentally tear it.
This is because they need to sell to a large percent of their customers that don't have teeth from drug abuse.
Otherwise, the cheese is good and the sauce is acceptable.
Papa johns has a better recipe but they usually make them quite badly these days. since papa john said the nigger word.
>>714431271za makes za puzzy wet
>>714430941ARE YOU EATING ALL OF THAT?
>>714421093You drink the coke while eating the salty food. Then eat the cake 15 after.
>>714433983>since papa john said the nigger word
>>71443543490% of papas in CT closed after that
i want some so bad
A delicious greasy experience that you will regret but enough about the game, enjoy your pizza bro.
>>714413781 (OP)to me if a pizza doesnt have tomato it's not a pizza
I like getting some ricotta cheese on my pizza, sometimes with some extra parmesean cheese too
i dont really care for the meats
why would you buy a pepperoni pizza
that's boring as shit
it needs way more toppings
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for me, its walmart marketside deli pizza
six bucks for a nice medium pizza that fills me up all day
>>714418549You spelt Little Caesar's wrong.
>>714436265why the fuck are you using a knoife to cut piz
>>714422520>the grease sauceAbsolute peak. YHVH bless America.
>>714436853it works. feels like a waste buying a pizza cutter. hate one use only utensils
>>714437170if u eat piz all the time it's worth fuck
>>714415996I used to be able to eat an entire pizza but old age is catching up to me so now I can only eat half
>>714413781 (OP)A better game than ds3
gotta tell ya, anons, it's been real fucking hard to find a decent pizza place in sao paulo east zone, there's a place close by with decent toppings, but the dough is way too thick
anyway, I hope anon enjoys dark sector 2
>>714413781 (OP)Fuck you OP. Making me celebrate pizza day one day early
Also because I just realized most pizza places will be closed tomorrow and I wanted to get my 'za before MATI
>>714437170Nigga they're like $5. But you're probably a huge fat fuck and eat a whole pie like a giant taco. Was the whale based on your life?
>>714435563that sucks, bro. there's one near me and it's tasty.
>>714415305of all the things to want a home cooked version of, pizza is a strange choice, unless you have a pizza oven
>>714413781 (OP)fuck you. i'm getting a pizza.
>>714414072I don't like Dominoes at all. The only time their pizza is okay is when it is perfectly fresh. It has no reheatability. They also put too much spice on it and I don't like the bread they use
>>714439914the thin crust is reheatable
>>714440579Honestly haven't tried it, but if they still load up the bread with all those spices then I'd still be iffy
>>714440654I think it's good, but it's also the only Dominos I'll eat.
>>714420828looks like a frozen 4$ pizza
>>714413781 (OP)A good time, regardless of how you enjoy the game because Pizza is good.
>>714439914It's weird. I found that the cheaper the bread, the better it can be reheated. Any alternatives?
>>714427332what's all that fluffy shit he put on it? also did he dump like two liters of mayonnaise?
>>714418549I prefer lunchables.
>>714443093if you are over the age of 12 eating that, you are sick.
>>714443093easier to attract kids, right?
>>714419216>the amerifat has entered the chad
>>714435724For me its tomato + hot pepper