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Bout to eat this bad boy while I start DS2. What am I in for?
Anonymous No.714413871 [Report] >>714415134
>>714413781 (OP)
constipation and then diarrhea
Anonymous No.714413904 [Report] >>714419681 >>714427330
>>714413781 (OP)
>What am I in for?
Scale number go up
Anonymous No.714413915 [Report] >>714414414 >>714417989
>>714413781 (OP)
Should be enough to get you through 2 or 3 cutscenes
Anonymous No.714413930 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
make sure to use the javelin when you play dead space 2
Anonymous No.714413953 [Report]
they made darkspore 2?
Anonymous No.714413989 [Report]
Damn, I want some pizza
Anonymous No.714414072 [Report] >>714414908 >>714422330 >>714439914
Why does Dominos always taste like sadness
Anonymous No.714414074 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Tanimura's masterpiece, best games in the series
Anonymous No.714414223 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
A shit game and a mediocre pizza
Anonymous No.714414285 [Report]
gluten free crust is low key the way to order a zaa
Anonymous No.714414286 [Report] >>714417034
>>714413781 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person I'd say?
Anonymous No.714414328 [Report] >>714421073
>>714413781 (OP)
People shit on Pizza hut a lot but I'd take that over this piece of cardboard
Anonymous No.714414346 [Report] >>714414656
>>714413781 (OP)
Nice. I'm having pizza tomorrow. Enjoy!
Anonymous No.714414414 [Report]
>>714413915
Intro takes about 45 minutes and OP falls sleep when they finally give him the controls (i.e. walk forward by pushing left analog, interact slowly with some meaningless detail by pressing X).
Anonymous No.714414442 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
>What are you in for
Nigger toes
Anonymous No.714414515 [Report] >>714424632
>>714413781 (OP)
A lot of fun. Dead Space 2 is the best game ever made.
Anonymous No.714414551 [Report] >>714424632
>>714413781 (OP)
Diarrhea and then the best Souls game ever
Anonymous No.714414656 [Report] >>714417506 >>714417689 >>714422287 >>714422485
>>714414346
Toxotransmosis moment.
Anonymous No.714414698 [Report] >>714414942 >>714415038
>>714413781 (OP)
a small meal for an average American
Anonymous No.714414728 [Report] >>714414779 >>714416332 >>714416765 >>714418630 >>714422520
>>714413781 (OP)
>What am I in for?
Getting gipped looking at that miserable amount of pepperonis
Anonymous No.714414779 [Report]
>>714414728
Imagine getting raped by that dragon
Anonymous No.714414807 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Based, some greasy za and invading noobs in dark souls 2 were some wonderful college memories for me
Anonymous No.714414817 [Report] >>714414891 >>714415092 >>714422706 >>714428086
>>714413781 (OP)
Is dark souls 2 that good? I thought it was the black sheep of the series?
Anonymous No.714414891 [Report]
>>714414817
Thats what people who only played ds3(secondaries) say
Anonymous No.714414908 [Report] >>714418549
>>714414072
It’s the best of the big chain places. I don’t know what you’re on about.
Anonymous No.714414942 [Report] >>714415089 >>714415142
>>714414698
Bot or third worlder?
Anonymous No.714414995 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
just had a Red Baron oven style pizza for lunch
Anonymous No.714415038 [Report]
>>714414698
I think it’s cute that you think about us that much.
Anonymous No.714415046 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Where are the toppings.
Anonymous No.714415089 [Report] >>714415320
>>714414942
lol fat boy
Anonymous No.714415092 [Report] >>714416896
>>714414817
Dark Souls 2 is insanely good, it had probably the best PvP and it's the most replayable of the series
Anonymous No.714415113 [Report] >>714415220
you're in for one slice taking off the cheese from the others, possibly multiple times.
Anonymous No.714415134 [Report]
>>714413871
Digestive issue.
Anonymous No.714415142 [Report]
>>714414942
Careful. I responded to a “muh murrica” post on /tv/, and caught a ban for being “off-topic”, and meanwhile, his post got to stay.
Anonymous No.714415161 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
>What am I in for?
A worse experience than DS1, but a much better experience than DS3.
Anonymous No.714415198 [Report] >>714415310 >>714415367 >>714428201
where do i get cheesy THIN pizza that literally spills over like this in canada
Anonymous No.714415218 [Report]
>lactose intolerant niggas in this thread malding
Feels great ahh ahahahahahaaaa
Anonymous No.714415220 [Report]
>>714415113
Takes 30s to go back over it with a knife, but it is annoying
Anonymous No.714415305 [Report] >>714415393 >>714415459 >>714415697 >>714415891 >>714418612 >>714419480 >>714421485 >>714423428 >>714439662
>>714413781 (OP)
I'm so fucking glad that I'm married and my wife knows how to make homemade meals
Anonymous No.714415310 [Report] >>714416126
>>714415198
All the places I could tell you about closed down in the pandemic and most were in toronto. They're indian food shops now
Anonymous No.714415320 [Report] >>714416034
>>714415089
>hold military, economic, political, and cultural dominion over the rest of the planet
>”UR fat”

Whatever makes you feel better, Tibor.
Anonymous No.714415321 [Report] >>714415445 >>714415480
>>714413781 (OP)
ameriFAT here, just at a glance I can tell that's a little caesar's hot and ready pizza
Anonymous No.714415367 [Report]
>>714415198
That's a handtossed pizza, not thin crust.
Anonymous No.714415386 [Report]
I love Dominos chicken bites and their subs
Prime drunk food
Anonymous No.714415393 [Report]
>>714415305
Nobody asked, but ok.
Anonymous No.714415402 [Report] >>714422014
>cutting
>want zogchow
>can't have it
I hate this
Anonymous No.714415420 [Report]
Dark Souls 2 late night for the first time eating pizza is one of my comfiest memories I’ll always cherish
Enjoy Anon
Anonymous No.714415445 [Report]
>>714415321
It's Domino's, you blind retard. LC's doesn't have blue and red on their boxes.
Anonymous No.714415459 [Report]
>>714415305
get a load of this normalfag
I bet you kiss your wife too faggot
Anonymous No.714415480 [Report]
>>714415321
Nah, their boxes are orange, man.
Anonymous No.714415607 [Report]
I had some dominos pan pizza with the white sauce and toppings that will give you a heart attack, it was pretty good
Anonymous No.714415658 [Report] >>714415825
>>714413781 (OP)
>Pepperoni on pizza
cringe
Anonymous No.714415697 [Report] >>714415946
>>714415305
>I’m just gonna force the fact that I’m married into a discussion that has nothing to do with that

We’re all terribly proud of you.
Anonymous No.714415730 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Anonymous No.714415806 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Thank fucking god I own a pizza oven
Anonymous No.714415816 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
heartburn and the best game in the genre
Anonymous No.714415825 [Report] >>714416040
>>714415658
Pepperoni, mushroom, and banana pepper are the golden trio.

t. Former pizza merchant
Anonymous No.714415891 [Report]
>>714415305
I'm sure her boyfriend agrees
Anonymous No.714415946 [Report] >>714421583 >>714421906
>>714415697
Femanon here, I think about pizza while in the shower soaping up my supple breasts.
Anonymous No.714415991 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
A nice chill evening and then a dose of regret in the morning, but only because of the pizza. Net positive in my books
Anonymous No.714415996 [Report] >>714416067 >>714416086 >>714416175 >>714419551 >>714419784 >>714419851 >>714421002 >>714421228 >>714421540 >>714437518
>>714413781 (OP)
How the fuck do people eat an entire pizza like that all by themselves
Anonymous No.714416034 [Report]
>>714415320
you don't have shit. same global elites rule over you too, you are just useful too
Anonymous No.714416040 [Report]
>>714415825
My holy trinity is
>bacon bits
>pepperoni
>grape tomatoes
>jalapenos
Anonymous No.714416067 [Report]
>>714415996
with their hands and mouth, nigga
Anonymous No.714416086 [Report]
>>714415996
with a smile on my face
Anonymous No.714416126 [Report] >>714418864
>>714415310
im in toronto of course nigga, sad if the good ones closed though
Anonymous No.714416134 [Report]
>used to get the pizza with the most toppings and change them all to some kind of meat or cheese
>now they charge 50 cents to a dollar extra for changing veggie or cheese to meat
Anonymous No.714416175 [Report]
>>714415996
A small amount of food for an average sized person, I'd say.
Anonymous No.714416182 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
ate a za yesterday now i wan mire
Anonymous No.714416269 [Report]
it's insane how affordable and filling a cheap greasy pizza like this is and then we ponder why so many people in this country are obese

got dominos for the first time in ages out of convenience for a thing and the price was like under fifteen bucks for two pies
Anonymous No.714416332 [Report] >>714418059 >>714428474
>>714414728
>Getting gipped looking at that miserable amount of pepperonis
yeah i bet disgusting amerifats would find any excuse to cover that pizza with fucking barbecue sauce too
Anonymous No.714416334 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
jizz on it for extra flavor
Anonymous No.714416339 [Report] >>714416414 >>714416461
>>714413781 (OP)
have fun dude dark souls 2 is the best one hbomberguy told me so
Anonymous No.714416414 [Report]
>>714416339
Death Stranding 2
Anonymous No.714416461 [Report]
>>714416339
black souls 2
Anonymous No.714416583 [Report]
I ate a whole large pizza today, I feel like such a fat piece of shit. It was good though, I just hope my shit doesn't turn as hard as a rock like it did last time.
Anonymous No.714416765 [Report] >>714426007
>>714414728
why is your character's ass so huge
Anonymous No.714416807 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
He is black.
OP IS BLACK, I REPEAT, OP IS BLACK
Anonymous No.714416896 [Report] >>714417168 >>714417931
>>714415092
i hear this a lot. what exactly makes ds2's pvp the best? in general, i fucking the pvp in fromsoftware games because of how dogshit the balance is
Anonymous No.714417034 [Report]
>>714414286
That's a mere side snack to most of /v/
Anonymous No.714417168 [Report]
>>714416896
You buy the deagle and get the head shot.
Anonymous No.714417225 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
give it back!
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.714417330 [Report]
Fuck, that looks really good...
Anonymous No.714417506 [Report]
>>714414656
meds
Anonymous No.714417662 [Report]
Please stay on topic, this is a Darksiders II thread.
Anonymous No.714417689 [Report]
>>714414656
Post your Windows regional settings. Guaranteed southern hemisphere.
Anonymous No.714417908 [Report] >>714418007 >>714418058 >>714418678 >>714418938 >>714420073 >>714433983
Why did the "Domino's is bad" consensus start? I love Domino's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBCNm9VJOUo
Anonymous No.714417931 [Report]
>>714416896
it had the most variety of broken options + funny gliches + iron bridge was just a neat arena
Anonymous No.714417987 [Report]
You are talking about Death Stranding
Anonymous No.714417989 [Report]
>>714413915
kek
Anonymous No.714418007 [Report] >>714422735
>>714417908
I've always hated dominos. It's the absolute worst chain pizza. Now, lots of people hate Pizza Hut too, but I quite like Pizza Hut.
Anonymous No.714418058 [Report]
>>714417908
sauce tastes funny
Anonymous No.714418059 [Report]
>>714416332
What? Ew. No. Louisiana or Sriracha hot sauce, my dude
Anonymous No.714418498 [Report]
How can anyone eat pizza while gaming it's filthy
Anonymous No.714418549 [Report] >>714421073 >>714421365 >>714436353 >>714443093
>>714414908
Papa Johns is far and away the best chain pizza place and it is not even close.
Anonymous No.714418612 [Report] >>714419757
>>714415305
I cook my own meals like 90% of the time, I still enjoy occasionally ordering something. Life isn't about being a monk, anon.
Though, I do wonder why'd order some shitty dominoes pizza and not a local place.
Anonymous No.714418630 [Report]
>>714414728
shulva is such a cool fucking level
Anonymous No.714418678 [Report]
>>714417908
I mean Domino's LITERALLY had an entire ad campaign rebranding themselves and toting their new and improved recipes, anon. Like, Domino's themselves admitted they sucked.
Anonymous No.714418801 [Report] >>714418985 >>714422818
Papa Johns > Domino's > Pizza Hut (literally frozen) > Little Caesar's.
Anonymous No.714418864 [Report]
>>714416126
Try Fresca
Anonymous No.714418938 [Report]
>>714417908
If you don't remember Domino's before their ~2010 recipe change, you'll never understand. It was the most bland pizza in the world, flavorless cardboard crust topped with unseasoned tomato sauce and dry rubber cheese. It was so bad that Domino's had an entire marketing campaign about remaking their entire recipe from the ground up to actually have flavor.
Anonymous No.714418985 [Report] >>714419081
>>714418801
Little Caesars is a power bottom like Waffle House
Anonymous No.714419081 [Report]
>>714418985
Little Caesar's is horrible, however if you are sufficiently drunk or high then it does unlock a secret powerup that makes it shockingly tolerable, especially if you just eat it right there.
Anonymous No.714419113 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
that's some good looking za
Anonymous No.714419216 [Report] >>714420175 >>714450556
For me, it's go za
Anonymous No.714419251 [Report] >>714419337
what does za make me fall asleep every tiem
Anonymous No.714419281 [Report]
super supreme for me
Anonymous No.714419337 [Report] >>714419429
>>714419251
Because you have diabetes
Anonymous No.714419373 [Report] >>714420053 >>714420594 >>714420926
>>714413781 (OP)
UKbros, what's the best pizza chain here?
Anonymous No.714419429 [Report] >>714419607
>>714419337
za doewnt giv u beuts
Anonymous No.714419448 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
where's the pineapple?
Anonymous No.714419480 [Report]
>>714415305
You sound lazy and retarded. Amazing that you found a wife. Gonna assume you're both fatties as well.
Anonymous No.714419551 [Report]
>>714415996
usually i skip lunch on a pizza day. im skinnyfat thoughbeit so perhaps you should ask someone else
Anonymous No.714419607 [Report] >>714419724 >>714419798 >>714420094
>>714419429
No but your sedantary lifestyle and diet of processed foods full of sugar does.
Falling asleep after meal with lots of carbs or sugars is literally the most common symptom of diabetes or prediabetes.
You're fucked.
Anonymous No.714419681 [Report]
>>714413904
My scale only goes up to 300 and I'm already maxxed out.
Anonymous No.714419724 [Report] >>714419893
>>714419607
Anonymous No.714419757 [Report] >>714420674
>>714418612
You'd be surprised how shit local places are in like 90% of the country
Anonymous No.714419784 [Report]
>>714415996
I literally have a six pack and I can eat that by myself. I just make a couple meals out of it instead of dummying it all at once and feeling sick.
Anonymous No.714419798 [Report]
>>714419607
>Falling asleep after meal with lots of carbs or sugars is literally the most common symptom of diabetes or prediabetes
nta but fuckk
Anonymous No.714419851 [Report]
>>714415996
while drunk. If I'm sober I'll have 2 slices. If I get really drunk I'll cram a whole pie.
Anonymous No.714419893 [Report]
>>714419724
The next thing you should look for is when you pee bubbles forming that don't pop quickly when they hit the surface of the water or a sweet smell from your pee.
Anonymous No.714420032 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
you are literally me 10 years ago
Anonymous No.714420053 [Report]
>>714419373
If you have a good local place then local
Otherwise dominos > pizza hut >>> papa johns
Anonymous No.714420073 [Report]
>>714417908
It has been quite good for a while now.
Anonymous No.714420094 [Report]
>>714419607
the za haez kild us all
Anonymous No.714420175 [Report]
>>714419216
That's a casserole and you eat it with a fork.
Anonymous No.714420376 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
PREPARE FOR KVNO
2>1>3!!!!!
Anonymous No.714420447 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Nobody outpizzas the hut
Anonymous No.714420594 [Report] >>714420743
>>714419373
Make it yourself with sourdough, cheaper and tastier than glooby trash
Anonymous No.714420620 [Report] >>714421093
For me

>cheeseburger
>cheesey fries
>garlic yoghurt
>cherry coke
>slice of chocolate fudge cake
Anonymous No.714420674 [Report] >>714420940 >>714420962
>>714419757
I guess I am spoiled. I live in South Florida, and even though I hate snowbirds there are legitimately a lot of good NYC style pizzerias here that make a great 'za, though you do need to avoid the ones that have like 10,000 different things on the menu cause it means they suck and it is all frozen slop. If they make just pizza, calzones, strombolis, and then some kind of pasta with the same pizza sauce you're good.
Anonymous No.714420737 [Report]
Anonymous No.714420739 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Why are you brown?
Anonymous No.714420743 [Report]
>>714420594
Naan pizza is great. I love to buy garlic naan and then put some sauce, cheese, and pepperoni on it. Not too much so it doesn't get greasy, then you bake it until the cheese is melted. It is legit 10/10.
Anonymous No.714420756 [Report] >>714420854 >>714421040
>>714413781 (OP)
Looks like shitty franchise pizza.
Might as well eat cardboard.
I only ever eat local joints.
Anonymous No.714420771 [Report]
I love homemade slop. I like taking 2kg of ground beef and just making my own godlike burgers to have for dinner for a week.
Anonymous No.714420828 [Report] >>714427874 >>714428246 >>714441607
Just pulled this out of the oven
Anonymous No.714420854 [Report]
>>714420756
>shitty franchise pizza
better than anything youll find in manhattan or queens
Anonymous No.714420868 [Report]
https://x.com/samswey/status/1940843932830912907
Anonymous No.714420915 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
For me it is Dominos Pan>Pizza Hut Pan>Dominos Regular>Pizza Hut Regular>Little Caesars>Pap Johns
Anonymous No.714420926 [Report]
>>714419373
Pizza gogo, but they don't have many places. Chain pizza is universally mediocre, just try all your local places until you find a good one.
Anonymous No.714420940 [Report]
>>714420674
I believe it. I'm in Richmond VA and there are like 2 places in the whole city that make okay pizza.
Anonymous No.714420962 [Report] >>714421159 >>714421583
>>714420674
Bro I'm in South Florida. It's really not that hard to make a pizza. Publix and Winn Dixie even had premade doughs for lazy asses like yourself. Also NY style pizza sucks ass. Thin and greasy.
Anonymous No.714421002 [Report]
>>714415996
I leave 2-3 slices for the next day
Anonymous No.714421040 [Report]
>>714420756
I love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous No.714421073 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
>Didnt get the stuffed crust

Ngmi that shits great.

>>714414328
Last 2 times I went to Pizza Hut they kept giving me no sauce even when I asked for EXTRA and even showed the manager and was like "This isnt acceptable" and they tried gaslighting me by saying it was normal. I just got a refund and never went back. Fuck that place.

>>714418549
Their pizza isnt terrible but it gives me the shits pretty constantly ive found. Plus no matter how I order it the pizza always seems dry.
Anonymous No.714421093 [Report] >>714435367
>>714420620
Cheeseburger and choc fudge, yes. But you don't need cheesy fries, normal fries are fine. And hard no to yoghut and a fucking coke. Coke and cake combo is wild to me. Do people really?
Anonymous No.714421159 [Report] >>714421471
>>714420962
Ordering a pizza is something you do rarely and it isn't gonna be good for you regardless if it is homemade or delivery/carryout. If you're ordering enough pizza that making it yourself saves you a noticeable amount of money, you're eating too much pizza. I'll eat pizza like once every other month and I love pizza, but it just is carbs and cheese.
Anonymous No.714421175 [Report] >>714421293 >>714421345
Stop calling pizza "za" it's setting off my autism.
Anonymous No.714421228 [Report]
>>714415996
I usually order a large pizza + cheesesticks. I eat the cheesticks and like 2 slices of pizza, then I save the rest for the next day.

I also do OMAD, so I am only eating once a day in general.
Anonymous No.714421253 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
lvl adp, the game is jank but pretty fun
Anonymous No.714421293 [Report]
>>714421175
Forget your ‘tism and order me up a ‘za chump!
Anonymous No.714421345 [Report]
>>714421175
i vill eat za za and you can't stop me!
Anonymous No.714421365 [Report]
>>714418549
Nah, it used to be but that was like 15 years ago. That dominos rebranding actually worked, their pizza got better and it's cheaper . The only thing Papa John's still has going for it is the pepper because you can get garlic sauce at other places
Anonymous No.714421412 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
The best Souls game
Anonymous No.714421471 [Report] >>714421548
>>714421159
Sucks to suck, I guess. Ur mind is gonna be blown when u learn you can add meat and veggies to the pizza. They call them toppings, tastelet.
Anonymous No.714421485 [Report]
>>714415305
I bet she's fat and ugly
Anonymous No.714421490 [Report] >>714421530 >>714421562 >>714421714
Is this nigga talking about dark souls 2 or death stranding 2?
Anonymous No.714421530 [Report] >>714421593
>>714421490
za 2 da
Anonymous No.714421540 [Report]
>>714415996
If you exercise and never ever snack, your meals naturally become bigger. This is still on the larger end of what I'd be able to eat though.
Anonymous No.714421548 [Report]
>>714421471
How much fucking pepperoni or even chicken are you adding to a pizza that it adds a meaningful amount of protein? I am typically eating 150g a day, you're not putting 150g of protein on a fucking pizza.
Anonymous No.714421561 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
whyte ppl dun season dey pizza
Anonymous No.714421562 [Report] >>714421805
>>714421490
Who gives a shit? Both games suck. This is a pizza thread now.
Anonymous No.714421583 [Report]
>>714415946
Same, I'm mananon though
>>714420962
There is difference between homemade pizza and ordered pizza, each has their strengths, same with burgers, or kebabs.
Anonymous No.714421593 [Report]
>>714421530
die
Anonymous No.714421714 [Report]
>>714421490
Clearly Darksiders 2.
Anonymous No.714421782 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
It's a bloody bastard man i tried it without any guides and it made no sense near the end how to beat the last boss. too cryptic, had to look it up
Anonymous No.714421805 [Report]
>>714421562
Based
Anonymous No.714421906 [Report]
>>714415946
Prove it.
Anonymous No.714422014 [Report]
>>714415402
>Cutting
what are you, gay?
Anonymous No.714422182 [Report]
Gonna get me one of these and play some RDR2
Anonymous No.714422287 [Report] >>714422589
>>714414656
> causes increased testosterone, reckless behavior, schitzophrenia
that's the opposite of trans. Atrazine in agriculture products grown downstream of forestry areas causes trooning, toxo causes insanity. Should call it Toxiplasmoschitz.
Anonymous No.714422330 [Report]
>>714414072
reddit post
Anonymous No.714422398 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Disappointment
Anonymous No.714422485 [Report]
>>714414656
Why do third worlders hate pets? Is it knowing our pets live better lives than they do? Or that I donate to animals rescues but never aid to other countries?
Anonymous No.714422494 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
>pepperoni pizza
are you a negro?
Anonymous No.714422520 [Report] >>714423091 >>714423137 >>714423218 >>714423990 >>714436940
>>714414728
This more up your alley?
Anonymous No.714422536 [Report]
Anonymous No.714422589 [Report] >>714422792
>>714422287
>> causes increased testosterone, reckless behavior
is that why my ex grew a moustache and broke up with me overseas?
Anonymous No.714422661 [Report]
Dark Souls 2?
Dead Space 2?
Both are the best games of their respective series.
Anonymous No.714422706 [Report]
>>714414817
It's very different than 1 and 3, better for PVP but the controls are more iffy than 3 and the maps are less coherent/thoughtfully designed than 1. It's not bad per se but it's different enough from 1 and three that people who love those games usually don't like 2 as much. I always felt like it was stuck halfway between being 2 different things and didn't quite master either of them.
Anonymous No.714422735 [Report]
>>714418007
I don't get pizza hate at all. Big chains all taste fine as long as you're not having them multiple times a month
Anonymous No.714422792 [Report]
>>714422589
> overseas gf
If you aren't sharing a bed you aren't in a relationship
Anonymous No.714422818 [Report] >>714422998
>>714418801
$10 Costco >>>
Anonymous No.714422998 [Report] >>714423183
>>714422818
I fucking hate the cookie, give me back my churro
Anonymous No.714423091 [Report]
>>714422520
Disgusting
Anonymous No.714423137 [Report]
>>714422520
i hate america so much holy shit it's insane
Anonymous No.714423183 [Report]
>>714422998
You and me both brother :(
Anonymous No.714423194 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Save me a slice of that 'roni bro.
Anonymous No.714423218 [Report]
>>714422520
That isn't even a pizza it's literally just pepperoni being prepared to go on pizza you retard.
Anonymous No.714423428 [Report] >>714423754
>>714415305
I wish i was that lucky but i'm reaching my 30's now so my chances of getting a decent woman at this point are very much gone. Like it couldn't be more over for me than this. And that is why i consume the pizza. The pizza of solitude.
Anonymous No.714423754 [Report] >>714423867 >>714424579 >>714424637
>>714423428
Loser mentality. You need to get out there and put in the work. I literally look like the fat NTR guy and I score 9/10 bitches just by speaking to people. I don't have a superpower, you just have to go out. Pizza is fine though.
Anonymous No.714423867 [Report] >>714424669
>>714423754
Who cares women aren't even worth it
Anonymous No.714423990 [Report]
>>714422520
My condolences to the fat fuck that ate this and died of a heart attack.
Anonymous No.714424215 [Report] >>714424685
>>714413781 (OP)
not being able to poop until you reach the Shaded Wood, followed by shitting yourself inside out at the jumpscares
Anonymous No.714424579 [Report]
>>714423754
>I score 9/10 bitches
Anonymous No.714424632 [Report]
>>714414551
>>714414515
w-what game is OP REALLY playing?
Anonymous No.714424637 [Report]
>>714423754
>I don't have a superpower
Yes, you do.
Anonymous No.714424669 [Report]
>>714423867
Trvke
Anonymous No.714424685 [Report]
>>714424215
>The silhouette of this fat dark blob sitting menacingly in the middle of of his sunken in couch
Kek
Anonymous No.714424713 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
>I start DS2
which ds2? there's like 6 ds2
Anonymous No.714424910 [Report] >>714425403 >>714425503
i want some za brehs
Anonymous No.714425136 [Report] >>714425214 >>714425256
Pizza is disgusting slop for fat homos
Anonymous No.714425214 [Report]
>>714425136
What do you eat, gay ass salads?
Anonymous No.714425217 [Report] >>714425725
I like lil caesars' stuffed crust the best out of all the chains
Anonymous No.714425256 [Report]
>>714425136
t. french "fine dining" chef seething at italian wholesome food
Anonymous No.714425403 [Report] >>714425435
>>714424910
Make your own or order a nice zloppa
Anonymous No.714425435 [Report]
>>714425403
zaloppa i shall
Anonymous No.714425503 [Report]
>>714424910
Order some zloppa brother
Anonymous No.714425546 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
get one for the credits too when you finish it, they're unskippable
Anonymous No.714425725 [Report]
>>714425217
fat retard
Anonymous No.714425745 [Report] >>714425832
>>714413781 (OP)
Bros, there's this pre-baked pizza dough that sells on my local market, it just needs toppings and 15 minutes in the oven. You guys think it's better than the average frozen pizza?
Anonymous No.714425796 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
jank KINO and some of my favourite darksouls bosses and designs mixed in with some of the most low effort and worst ones
Anonymous No.714425832 [Report] >>714426167
>>714425745
No, it will be even worse
Anonymous No.714426007 [Report]
>>714416765
>OH my god, Becky
Anonymous No.714426167 [Report] >>714426361
>>714425832
>Even worse
Frozen pizza is great you fag
Anonymous No.714426361 [Report] >>714426683 >>714427009
>>714426167
Frozen pizza is dogshit for people too retarded to mix 4 ingredients together for pizza dough.
Anonymous No.714426683 [Report] >>714426914
>>714426361
Time is money. Most people don't even want to go through the effort to heat up a frozen 'za and would rather just order delivery. Also, making your own pizza isn't even necessarily cheaper than buying a frozen 'za. You'd have to order your ingredients in bulk for it to actually be cost effective in the long run.
Anonymous No.714426914 [Report] >>714427090
>>714426683
It takes like 6 dollars worth of ingredients at most for a 12in pizza, that's assuming that you use very nice cheese too.
Pizza is one of the most simple and cheap foods to make yourself.
I'm sorry that you are too retarded to do 15 minutes of hands on work to make the dough, and 5 more minutes to prep the dough and put it into an oven.
Learned helplessness is disgusting.
Anonymous No.714427009 [Report]
>>714426361
The problem isn't mixing the dough, the problem is waiting for it to be good enough to actually make your pizza. Sometimes you just get the craving after a hard dar of work and there's no way a dough can be done in less than a day
Anonymous No.714427014 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Can't get a za like that where I am, sad days bros
Anonymous No.714427090 [Report] >>714427236 >>714427379 >>714427439
>>714426914
Nigga I bake my own bread, you're whining to the wrong guy. For most people Pizza is about the convenience, hence why it's the most commonly delivered food of any. Your average Joe doesn't want to be bothered.

>It takes like 6 dollars worth of ingredients at most for a 12in pizza
Nigga a bag of cheese alone will run you $6 these days, and we're talking cheap shit. The fuck are you talking about?
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Shredded-Low-Moisture-Part-Skim-Mozzarella-Cheese-32-oz/10452379
Anonymous No.714427236 [Report] >>714427332
>>714427090
>amercian prices
Anonymous No.714427330 [Report]
>>714413904
Hopefully. I'm at 55kg right now.
Anonymous No.714427332 [Report] >>714442194
>>714427236
Sorry, didn't realize we were making Brazilian pies here.

https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4?si=liVZ8yzz5aPy1DDj
Anonymous No.714427379 [Report]
>>714427090
I can't believe what drumpf did to cheeze
Anonymous No.714427426 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
depends if you reached australia and unlocked pizza delivery missions
Anonymous No.714427439 [Report] >>714427772
>>714427090
Get a block of cheese you fuckwit, pre shredded cheese is of lower quality because it's dusted with cellulose to prevent caking and anti fungicide to prevent mold growth, both of these substances inhibit melting.
A block of low moisture mozzarella is less than 6 dollars and gives you at least 4 pizzas worth of cheese.
Do you seriously think that cooking exactly one serving is what you should be doing?
Anonymous No.714427772 [Report] >>714427921
>>714427439
>A block of low moisture mozzarella is less than 6 dollars and gives you at least 4 pizzas worth of cheese.

But you said I could make an entire pizza for $6 tops. I originally said that you need to buy your ingredients in bulk for it to be cost effective. For your average person they save time and money by just buying a frozen pizza.

Mind you, I bake my own bread so shut the fuck up. You're exagerrating about how cheap it is to make a pizza. It's not, even if you do buy in bulk it's about the same price as a frozen pizza. Sure, you're getting better quality pizza but that's assuming you use up all your ingredients before they go bad. Your averagep erson doesn't want to be bothered with that. Why try and downplay the convenience of buying a frozen pizza, or even delivery? It's priced accordingly, making your own pizza isn't really cheap. There's much cheaper, healthier foods you can make to sustain yourself off of. Pizza is more of a luxury.
Anonymous No.714427874 [Report]
>>714420828
Looks like shit
Anonymous No.714427921 [Report]
>>714427772
You are honestly arguing that people buy groceries one serving at a time and I can telling you that you are a retard because of it.
Anonymous No.714428086 [Report]
>>714414817
It's fucking ASS.
Anonymous No.714428201 [Report]
>>714415198
Little Ceasars
Anonymous No.714428246 [Report]
>>714420828
Looks undercooked.
Anonymous No.714428474 [Report]
>>714416332
Surely you mean that shitty 'ranch dip' that comes in peelable packaging and kept at room temperature.
Anonymous No.714429272 [Report]
I can no longer binge on a whole box of pizza like I used to and it makes me sad.
Anonymous No.714429352 [Report] >>714429502
should I get wings instead? the za seems to be too fatt
Anonymous No.714429502 [Report] >>714429614
>>714429352
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE STOP CALLING IT ZA!
Anonymous No.714429614 [Report] >>714429731 >>714429745
>>714429502
whats za matta?
Anonymous No.714429731 [Report]
>>714429614
die
Anonymous No.714429745 [Report]
>>714429614
Anonymous No.714430941 [Report] >>714431042 >>714435167
Fuck you guys. Fuck /v/. You made me hungry. I was actually on a strict diet for the past 3 weeks and this thread broke me.
Anonymous No.714431042 [Report]
>>714430941
mine is on the way too, I only ate subway for the last month ;w;
Anonymous No.714431271 [Report] >>714435112
you call that a 'za? now this is a 'za!
Anonymous No.714433983 [Report] >>714435434
>>714417908
the base of a dominos pizza is weirdly soft. it's easy to accidentally tear it.
This is because they need to sell to a large percent of their customers that don't have teeth from drug abuse.
Otherwise, the cheese is good and the sauce is acceptable.
Papa johns has a better recipe but they usually make them quite badly these days. since papa john said the nigger word.
Anonymous No.714435112 [Report]
>>714431271
za makes za puzzy wet
Anonymous No.714435167 [Report]
>>714430941
ARE YOU EATING ALL OF THAT?
Anonymous No.714435367 [Report]
>>714421093
You drink the coke while eating the salty food. Then eat the cake 15 after.
Anonymous No.714435434 [Report] >>714435563
>>714433983
>since papa john said the nigger word
Anonymous No.714435563 [Report] >>714438640
>>714435434
90% of papas in CT closed after that
i want some so bad
Anonymous No.714435683 [Report]
A delicious greasy experience that you will regret but enough about the game, enjoy your pizza bro.
Anonymous No.714435724 [Report] >>714451590
>>714413781 (OP)
to me if a pizza doesnt have tomato it's not a pizza
Anonymous No.714435847 [Report]
I like getting some ricotta cheese on my pizza, sometimes with some extra parmesean cheese too
i dont really care for the meats
Anonymous No.714436026 [Report]
why would you buy a pepperoni pizza
that's boring as shit
it needs way more toppings
Anonymous No.714436265 [Report] >>714436853
for me, its walmart marketside deli pizza
six bucks for a nice medium pizza that fills me up all day
Anonymous No.714436353 [Report]
>>714418549
You spelt Little Caesar's wrong.
Anonymous No.714436853 [Report] >>714437170
>>714436265
why the fuck are you using a knoife to cut piz
Anonymous No.714436940 [Report]
>>714422520
>the grease sauce
Absolute peak. YHVH bless America.
Anonymous No.714437170 [Report] >>714437269 >>714438431
>>714436853
it works. feels like a waste buying a pizza cutter. hate one use only utensils
Anonymous No.714437269 [Report]
>>714437170
if u eat piz all the time it's worth fuck
Anonymous No.714437518 [Report]
>>714415996
I used to be able to eat an entire pizza but old age is catching up to me so now I can only eat half
Anonymous No.714437949 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
A better game than ds3
Anonymous No.714438267 [Report]
gotta tell ya, anons, it's been real fucking hard to find a decent pizza place in sao paulo east zone, there's a place close by with decent toppings, but the dough is way too thick
anyway, I hope anon enjoys dark sector 2
Anonymous No.714438391 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
Fuck you OP. Making me celebrate pizza day one day early
Also because I just realized most pizza places will be closed tomorrow and I wanted to get my 'za before MATI
Anonymous No.714438431 [Report]
>>714437170
Nigga they're like $5. But you're probably a huge fat fuck and eat a whole pie like a giant taco. Was the whale based on your life?
Anonymous No.714438640 [Report]
>>714435563
that sucks, bro. there's one near me and it's tasty.
Anonymous No.714439662 [Report]
>>714415305
of all the things to want a home cooked version of, pizza is a strange choice, unless you have a pizza oven
Anonymous No.714439741 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
fuck you. i'm getting a pizza.
Anonymous No.714439914 [Report] >>714440579 >>714442159
>>714414072
I don't like Dominoes at all. The only time their pizza is okay is when it is perfectly fresh. It has no reheatability. They also put too much spice on it and I don't like the bread they use
Anonymous No.714440579 [Report] >>714440654
>>714439914
the thin crust is reheatable
Anonymous No.714440654 [Report] >>714440807
>>714440579
Honestly haven't tried it, but if they still load up the bread with all those spices then I'd still be iffy
Anonymous No.714440807 [Report]
>>714440654
I think it's good, but it's also the only Dominos I'll eat.
Anonymous No.714441607 [Report]
>>714420828
looks like a frozen 4$ pizza
Anonymous No.714441660 [Report]
>>714413781 (OP)
A good time, regardless of how you enjoy the game because Pizza is good.
Anonymous No.714442159 [Report]
>>714439914
It's weird. I found that the cheaper the bread, the better it can be reheated. Any alternatives?
Anonymous No.714442194 [Report]
>>714427332
what's all that fluffy shit he put on it? also did he dump like two liters of mayonnaise?
Anonymous No.714443093 [Report] >>714443614 >>714446393 >>714446676 >>714448289 >>714450212
>>714418549
I prefer lunchables.
Anonymous No.714443614 [Report]
>>714443093
holy based
Anonymous No.714446393 [Report]
>>714443093
sick fuck
Anonymous No.714446676 [Report]
>>714443093
if you are over the age of 12 eating that, you are sick.
Anonymous No.714448289 [Report]
>>714443093
easier to attract kids, right?
Anonymous No.714449992 [Report]
Yummy nigga
Anonymous No.714450212 [Report]
>>714443093
i kneel
Anonymous No.714450556 [Report]
>>714419216
>the amerifat has entered the chad
Anonymous No.714451590 [Report]
>>714435724
For me its tomato + hot pepper