Thread 714418973

Please explain to me what's wrong with this design without sounding like a homosexual.

>>714418973 (OP)
>ugly
>soulless
>disingenuine

She's fucking 13

>>714418973 (OP)
The pants. Should have just been a ripped dress so for the wild, cave loli aesthetic

>>714418973 (OP)
it’s not k rool

way WAY too fuckable

Kys nindian

>>714418973 (OP)
I think it is a great design for her.
Although I am confused about the purple bracelet and the purple hair tie.

>>714419307
yeah, dk is pretty fuckable.

>>714419172
This. Way too high.

Who cares, she is a child. Be glad I'm not reporting all of you to the FBI.

>>714418973 (OP)
Pros:
>Sexy, cunny, uuooohh!
>Beautiful freckles
>Lips perfect for milking penises
>Tiny budding breasts
>Bare feet
>Lots of cute outfits

Cons:
>No jiggle physics on the little boobies
>Thick eyebrows are a huge turn-off
>Mascara/eyeliner is not needed on lolis who are naturally beautiful without any makeup
>The jeans under the dress make her look like some ghetto bitch
>I don't like adult Pauline (would've much preferred loli Daisy)

>>714418973 (OP)
>Doesn't make my dick hard
Simple and straight.

>>714419548
she’s voiced by mori calliope btw.

>>714418973 (OP)
She's 13 but looks younger.

>>714418973 (OP)
the freckles were too much i think

>>714419548
Why would Daisy make that face?

What did Pauline mean by this?

>>714419292
wanting that delicious daddy in the game makes you pretty gay bro

>>714419982
she knew it was a fake dk.

>>714418973 (OP)
I can't wait for the reveal where she eats a mushroom and instantly becomes the Pauline we know.

She face too big for she gotdamn head

>>714419548
>>Thick eyebrows are a huge turn-off
FAGGOT

>>714419906
>the next morning

>>714420151
it’s pauline jr anon.

>>714419548
>Beautiful freckles
They're ugly, faggot.

There's nothing wrong with the design, I just want to murder every pedo on this board :)

>>714420182
she got bedbug bites

>>714418973 (OP)
Women should have big breasts.

>>714418973 (OP)
I don't like seeing s-ylent kong hanging around with a young pauline it's too sus

>>714419780
balls deep penetration

>>714420514
DK wouldn't do that...

>>714420514
so trve

>>714420514
Please do not insult Donkey Kong.

Plushy Kong Bananza.

>>714420284
You are the personification of faggotry incarnate.

>>714420691
>>714420753
ok Typhlosion, trying to defend one of your own I see

>>714418973 (OP)
Nothing. Now why isn’t she naked yet?

>>714420838
he looks so fucking retarded

>>714420840
why do have a random child saved on your pc

She wears pants, it should be full of pantsu shots.

>>714420883
What? No.
I just respect Shigeru Miyamoto's vision for how Donkey Kong should look.

>>714418973 (OP)
It's not Diddy Kong

>>714419172
At once?

>>714420929
But he might win GOTY 2025.

>>714420687
EDP kong

>>714421000
me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY--lEWCM-g

>>714419780
Intense vaginal stimulation due to the incessant vibration of the motorcycle as it directly presses up against her sweaty, tomboyish maidenhood.

>>714418973 (OP)
Sex

>>714421180
in a game where baby characters sassy wink at the camera (You) this description is a distinct possibility

>>714418973 (OP)
not fuckable enough

>>714418973 (OP)
>those puffy cheeks

>>714421348
Hmm...

>>714420948
Because I am heterosexual, anon.

>>714419560
That's pretty homosexual, anon

>>714418973 (OP)
She looks like a painted jezebel.

>>714418973 (OP)
She has a 1950s old American lady hairstyle

>>714421517
>pedofag
spics will be spics

There is a hidden "M" shape in her hair.

>>714421517
Let me guess, you do not support trans rights?

I'm going to make you pedos pay the ultimate price.

>>714420472
I think adult is the only Mario female who's allowed to have big boobs in the actual games for some reason.

>>714421542
that’s not k rool

>>714421762
No way, fag. Biological females are the only people I recognize as "female". Same goes for biological men. I don't discriminate, merely state the reality.

>>714421747
She wants the M

>>714422024
feel like you’ve not actually getting the game lmao

>>714422024
I want to sniff her privates so badly, bros...

>>714422064
Well yes, perhaps her wish is to be reunited with her dad.

>>714418973 (OP)
She is so cute I hope she is Mario's daughter

>>714418973 (OP)
pedophilia should NOT be normalized

>>714421517
she looks sexy

>>714421795
If we lose Adult Pauline because of this Disney shit I am going to be pissed.

>>714422391
You'll have to buy her game, Anon.
We can't let Mario's daughter get hurt.

>>714422584
>he’s ban evading
pedos will be pedos

>>714422716
meds now

>>714423258
>clitty is leaking

>>714418973 (OP)
aww she's so cute and adorable!
..burn her

>>714423503
O-ho no!

>>714423380
You lost, crockfag

How much porn of this character has already been commissioned?

>>714418973 (OP)
Precious. i want to give her bad news, but trick her and actually have good news to see her reaction.

She looks like she gives sloppy rimjobs to old sugar daddies.

>>714423564
>multiple clitties are now leaking

>>714423613
Not enough

>>714423613
>>714423657
>they keep repeating the same pooner slang

>>714422621
We're still going to get adult Pauline.
But visually she'll be a lot more similar to young Pauline in the future, just older. And it'll be a huge improvement.

>>714423728
What is that even meant to mean? The clitoris doesn't secrete any liquids.

>>714424265
"Mini-Pauline" has too much in common with Mario to be the same character as Pauline from Super Mario Odyssey.

>>714419280
This.

>Sings and sounds like Odyssey Pauline
It's just a chibi Pauline, not a child. Screencap this post.

>>714424594
it’s proven shes voiced by mori calliope btw.

>>714419130
This minus the ugly part. She’s very cute, overly cute, cute to a fault even. The outfit is ugly and stupid tho and fuck footfags.
Also
>safe loli

>Toby Fox: I can't believe they misspelled "Bananaz" but I'll let it slide because they turned the rock into a girl. I wonder if she was originally intended to stay a rock, but then they realized that she didn't sing rock music, she sang girl music.
Is girl music cute?

>>714426418
voiced by mori

>>714426418
Yes.

>>714418973 (OP)

Pauline was so fucking hot she would inflate my dick like a balloon before, why'd they have to de-age her for peds.

She better be Pauline Jr. - daughter of Mario and Pauline. Then everyone wins - Mario gets Pauline, Bowser gets Peach (whore), Luigi gets Daisy, Waluigi gets Rosalina. And Wario already has Mona Pizza.

STOP THINKING ABOUT/TALKING ABOUT/INSINUATING ABOUT FUCKING CHILDREN!!!

>>714427163
go back to sucking dicks2dp4j on reddit

Tell me about Pauline.
Why does she make the Mario noises?
https://youtu.be/3aejyZdorBc?t=83

how soon until nAKED PAULINEV AND FLOPPY COCK DK MODS?LFFwrh

>>714418973 (OP)
Her eyes are absolutely enormous. The take up like 30% of her face. Other than that, I think the design is fine.

>>714427163
Whatever do you mean, anon?

>>714420274
Miyamoto is not gonna let Mario have a kid.

>>714428425
not my dk.

>>714428606
What if he is getting old though?

>>714427429
There's something about corny Nintendo dubs that's really charming to me.

>>714423613
>commissioned
>$50+ for an artist to take 5+ months and then bitch you out on Twitter
>$15 for a month of AI and put out anything you want her doing, no matter what position or fetish, without any of the Twitter tranny bullshit

>>714427429
>Why does she make the Mario noises?
It's either Kong language or magic because it's not Japanese gibberish.

>>714428881
cringe

>>714428976
Go back, tranny

>>714421542

where toi find more smoll sexo like this ?

>>714419172
13 out of 10

So what's the deal with the schizo wanting Pauline to be Mario's daughter?
Is it just one anon making a lot of images or is it a coordinated schizo attack?

>>714433102
It started with a bunch of threads talking about how she might be Mario's daughter that would get 500+ replies within the days following the April 5th leak.

This is one of them.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/707470772

>>714433102
Yes, the difference from all the schizo mario theories is that this time this anon at least has legs to walk his schizophrenia.

>>714419906
Everyone who sees this webm should now understand why they made him goofy/doofy/retarded in this. Because imagine this dynamic if he actually had a strong masculine personality as well as body. it's too weird, like too much implication, distraction, confusion. They had to make it clear he's not a man for her

>>714418973 (OP)
god I love cock

>>714433564
>Implying Donkey Kong wasn't already a goofy dumbass.

>>714418973 (OP)
Why is the companion for the silly ape character a child who came out of a magic rock? Ape and Monkey is the DK staple and it worked.

>>714418973 (OP)
Tumblr tier design.

>>714419906
STOLEN FROM TOTORO!!!

GHIBLI SUE NINTENDO

>>714434698
not in a repellent way. he needs to be sufficiently repellent that there's zero possibility of a twinge of romance

>>714433102
He got proven wrong by the direct and he's been kicking and screaming ever since

>>714431461
Why don't they let her have a gun?

>>714434898
Before the Direct, I had very little to go off of.
However, I accidentally predicted that she would be wearing blue.

>>714426231
You are not supposed to feel attraction towards her you fucking Foucault.

>>714435075
Case in point

>>714428881
Shut the fuck up third worlder and go back to your general.

>>714435286
>REEEEEEEEE PAY ME PAY ME PAY ME PAY ME PAY ME
Fuck you.

Why is a 5 year old wearing a bra, eyeliner, lipstick and blush?

>>714436767
To be more appealing for DK

any pauline cunny freckles art?

>>714435140
Okay but they very clearly designed her to be very attractive

>>714437076
>Literally giving bedroom eyes
Nintendo-sama....

>>714433102
That is just lore speculation bro

>>714420076
no, K.Rool is the straightest thing a man can enjoy.

>>714418973 (OP)
It should of been regular, adult Pauline like she has always been until diddy kong bananza party

>>714435024
She's a convicted felon, her right to a gun has been revoked.

>>714418973 (OP)
She has dick sucking lips like Peach and doesn't even look 13. What the fuck is wrong with Miyamoto these days?

>>714419982
It's Mario, but trans.

>>714437907
This. They could have just made DK bigger or something to make it work

IT'S NOT A LOLI PAULINE IT'S A CHIBI-IZED ADULT PAULINE

>>714418973 (OP)
Is she the OG Pauline from the OG Donkey Kong? Her kid? It's unclear who this is supposed to be.

>>714437907
it should have been Diddy, Dixie and Cranky.
We are tired of Nintendo forcing pauline into the games

>>714437209
*freckled butt

>>714418973 (OP)
nothing, Loline is pvre SEX

Guys, I think the real twist is that Pauline is Donkey Kong's daughter

She doesn't have braces. It could have been perfect.

>Bare feet
>13
>Freckles
>Blue eyes
>Braces

So close.

DK Bananza final boss:
>After Void Kong it is revealed that he only serves his master:
>Master Kong

>>714438584
it’s pauline jr, marios daughter

>>714418973 (OP)
I would but I didn't take my PreP today

>>714438516
this looks so much better holy shit.

>>714437209
get a joh faggot.

>>714418973 (OP)
Looks like a midget.

>>714428881
>He's out of line but he's right.png

>>714440405
She is a midget.

>>714440405
she’s marios daughter anon, get it right.

>WHAT-A ARE YOU DOING-E WITH MY DAUGHTER YOU BIG STINK-E MONKEY?
>FINAL OBJECTIVE: DEFEAT MARIO

>>714422024
now we're talkin

>>714419172
fucking 13, so she's a shotacon

munky>loli

>>714441221
>t. zoophile

>>714435075
Did Chris Chan draw that shit??

disregarding every post with the filename IMG_6-

>>714424265
>Abandoned bimbo love interest gets a tomboyish redesign
Yeah that went over really well with Crash Bandicoot fans

>>714442181
There's a difference between "tomboy" and "butch girlboss".

>>714442181
>NuTawna
>tomboy
Don't you just like the corruption of the English language over time? I just like how meaningschange and one thing means another thing but not much time has passed