Stream 1:
Now: Marvel's Spyros of the Galaxy
Next: Spyro Raider Chronicles
Later: Spyros Rising

Stream 2:
Break
Tomorrow: Spyro all day

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule

Previous Thread: >>714409954

BTW I've already rated claire obscur 8 times with different variances of S. You'll never know though :)

Migged

>run so boring thread has entered a ratings war

>>714423975
desu I have absolutely zero opinion on the game, so there's no reason for me to JOKINGLY nudge things like I've did in the past.
Later tonight I'll probably play around with the "cull ratings after X minutes" feature again, but it won't amount to much like always.

>>714424059
:^)
While I had nothing to do with the text tier lists, the entire meme about the Bayonetta run and its consequences will never not be funny.

>>714425072
Panel 4 sussy piss slit.

qrd on the Clair Obscur run? the chart looks very divisive

>>714425270 (OP)
YAY Spyro!
MIGGED

>>714425384
>forgot the closing spoiler tag
Fuck my faggot chud life.

Boring game, good runners.

>>714425384
Perfectly balanced
>>714425387
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714425384
>65
>that spread
kinoooooooooo

Can someone tell those fuckers to stop having fun. I'm getting PSTD attacks
This is why GDQ is much better

Why did the estimate get lowered anyway?
Seems the runner's PB/WR is 5:10 so I don't understand.

>>714425384
QRD on E33??

>>714425387
didn't watch but the chart looks like 1 autist spamming Z's

>>714425387
I got hella upset someone rated it above a D and spammed a few ZZZs, teehee :P

>>714425384
>deleted
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>714425450
But enough about expedition 33

>Stream 2 ends
>thread goes into a civil war

Handy guide for rating tards
(Not like a chart has been posted in a while anyway)

>>714425381
Not bad for a tranny

>>714425387
didn't watch but the chart looks like 1 autist spamming S's

>>714425270 (OP)
I fucking hate the dialogue in this shit so much.

GDQ sperg here, glad you guys are getting this out of your system so all runs next week will be given fair and balanced ratings!

>>714425387
Saw lots of people spamming ZZZ and SSS So I thought it would be funny to rate it ZZZ then rate it SSS

miggy

>>714425384
>>714425580

>>714425387
Saw someone rate it a ZZZ, but I thought it was a B run, so I rated it SSS to get an average of B.

>Run is so boring that they're doing make up

>>714425387
The SSS posts are clearly like 5 people spamming it. We literally do not have that many unique IPs in the thread for that many posts across the Zs and Ss.

>rating a run that went overestimate an S
This should be against the rules, I can't believe the ratings board even allows such ridiculousness.

>>714425752
The average is balanced though. It really was a B run.

>>714425752
>spyro eternal night that high
???

Why would you play this game dozens and dozens of times lol

>>714425682
That way I do rate is this:
>Don't rate anything
>Unless I see someone sperg out over the ratings
>Proceed to rate it the opposite that they want (either ZZZ or SSS depending on if they thought it was good or bad)
>Watch them melt down

>>714425682

Did you ever the tragedy of Spyro the Dragon? I thought not. It's not a story the hosts would tell you. It's a runner legend. Spyro was a purple dragon capable of full-time employment at Subway, so powerful and so wise he could use crystals to influence the schedule... He had such a knowledge of the event that he could even keep the ones he cared about from having their runs rejected. The power of furry friendship is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was going over estimate, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught lumilaura everything he knew, who then killed him in his sleep. It's ironic, he could save others from graveyard time-slots, but not himself from the grave.

>>714425752
SSSfags BTFO

>>714425895
Um it was good??? Thats why

>>714425635
would you say it's full of marvel quip dialogue?

>>714425867
The SSS and ZZZ both.
If you remove both, we have about 25-30 votes left, which is in line with the usual.

>>714425912
You're asking why a man who runs Psi-Ops would play a game multiple times?

>>714425968

>>714425752
OMG!!! WHAT HAPPENED WITH CLAIR OBSCUR??? QRD???

>>714425881
You're right, we should submit a formal written complaint.
Back in my day we would never allow such deviancy.

>>714425972
ZZZ seething he couldn't drag it down to F

>>714425972
*fag
It was literally just one.
Run was mediocre, it really didn't deserve either extreme but definitely not sss since it was OE.

>>714425951
doesnt that make you the one melting..

Guys, i gotta confess. i rated Clair Obscur a >ZZZ but i didnt see a single second of the run
I am sorry i did so but i am coming clean

>>714425895
>Only 13 people rated it
>Everyone else cared about the Flash Game nad Dare to Dream
>So the ones who rated it and were watching it must have been the ones that really cared about it and liked it
>Thus they rate it high

Come on, not hard to figure out.

>>714425881
What run? We're arguing ratings, not runs nigga
E33 is gay, it only deserves ZZZs and fuck anyone who goes against me

>>714426194
You are forgiven for your sin.

>>714426194
this but SSS

did anyone else hear a coin noise?

Guys, i gotta confess. i rated Clair Obscur a >ZZZ but i didnt see a single second of the run
I am sorry i did so but i am coming clean

>>714426295
How long have you been hearing these coin sounds anon?

>>714426295
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME

>>714426194
>>714426293
Same but I rated it ZZZ and SSS one after the other teehee

>>714425384
no one's questioning why this was deleted?

I rate everything S in honor of Spyro

>>714426385
Thats too far. You need help

>>714425448
>>714426395
xhe said

I think I found the runner's track that he used as a replacement for copyrighted shit earlier in the run.

https://soundcloud.com/kainalomusic/315a

>>714426445
based spyro rater

>>714426395
He's a shy spoilerer, despite having fame of just showing his dick around.

>>714426395
Sometimes he deletes his own posts, even requests his own bans
All to keep us on our toes

>>714426395
chartecker's the ick on eck faggot
the jannies here hate him for constantly dabbing on them
everyone knows this so why would we ask?

>more than an hour of this left

>the blatant samefagging in these threads
>still giving credence to charts
the fuck is wrong with you guys

>Didn't watch E33
>Decide to rate it ZZZ and SSS
>Watch as the chart is posted and people start tearing each other apart

>>714426668
>mfw

>>714426668
This except I love when anons are like "QRD????" And then I tell them "OH MAN YOU JUST HAVE TO WATCH IT" and then they watch the run and waste their time lmao

>>714426786
Just wait until the first hours done then it gets REAL good

>>714426648
why wont the janny do anything when he's needed? he's always eager to kick anyone who isn't reddit safe in these marathon threads

>>714426916
Upboats aka ratings are the most reddit safe part of these events.

>>714426786
devilish

>>714426916
Jannies don't care. Mods don't care. This is the future you chose.

>short to the point runs
>threads are enjoyable, no fighting
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG HOUR long runsssssssssssssss on BOTH streams
>threads are full of infighting out of boredom
You know I like jrpg runs because they are comfy but maybe they should be banned. No one actually likes them

>didn't watch e33
>didn't rate it because rating is for fags

>>714426786
You people always come up new ways of being more and more pathetic

>>714426786
I feel like "QRD?" doesn't work as well with ESA as it does with GDQ. With GDQ its a lot of trannies, trainwrecks, cringe kino, meme runs, gimmicks etc. So there's a lot more to talk about with a run and why it was so liked or disliked. With ESA with it being more run focused all you can really say is "It was rated high becaues it was good" or "It was rated low because it was good"

It feels like QRDers are expecting some amazing story from the run and it just doesn't work like that at ESA. All I can say about the high rated runs right now like say Hitman and Crash Team Racing is "It was good"

>>714425752
>skyrim
What happened?

>>714426648
I've never seen much value in them, they were slightly better than people trying to do tier lists but not by much, I don't miss them when it's a marathon that isn't ESA or GDQ, where nobody can be fucked with that shit.

I am enjoying this GoTG run.

No, it is not good.

Yes, I am eating it up. Even the shitty quips.

>>714426916
Don't post lewd or off-topic and you're golden for basically anything. You really need to try to get your post deleted, I have no pity for losers who complain about jannies.

>>714426395
Good riddance.
>>714426648
>putting trust in faggot shit
Sounds like a YP.

>>714427094
I like what ESA did this year which was put most of the JRPGs on at graveyard hours just to pass the time. Thats what they're perfect for. Put them on at midnight, then when morning appears the runs over.

>>714427179
I just assume they know and are doing the QRD thing every thread because it pisses some people off to see it all the time.

Have they played Plum or Frame Perfect at all since Monday?

>>714427208
>t. 'anny

>>714427228
Lmao, got tired of being banned continuously for posting some dude's dick and censored yourself?
No dignity.

>Watched E33
>Rated it a C
Uhhh how devilish am I?

>>714427304
Nope, it's been that ginger fuck instead.

>>714427412
accurately devilish

>>714427275
>just 14hs in a row

>>714427412
You posted so close to the average/median your vote didn't matter.
Should've spammed ZZZ if you wanted it to have a C rating.

>>714427191
Im happy you are enjoying it, anon

>>714427287
I feel a lot are just people trying to retrigger drama once its died down by asking about controversial runs knowing it'd rile up.

>didn't watch e33
>haven't watched ESA at all
>never watched a speedrun ever
>don't play video games
>don't even have a computer

>>714425598
>cant tell a tranny from a real girl
buckbroken

>>714427228
>mosaics on the cocks
KWAB

>>714427563

>cant even read or write or understand english
>didnt watch the E33 run
>rated it a D for no reason

>>714425387
false falg

>>714427743
erm how are you typing

>>714425867
>The SSS posts are clearly like
Weird how you only said this for the S spam.

>Watched the E33 run
>Wanted to rate it a C
>Accidentally typed ZZZ because my cat went on my keyboard
>Fuck up and my cat presses enter, submitting the rating
>People start spamming SSS to counter my accidental ZZZ
>Have to start spamming ZZZ to balance the rating out as I've accidentally skewered it
>Get my C through Median

Yep. Brown hours.

>>714427803
Text to speech

>>714427191
i am also enjoying the shitty drax and rocket lines

>>714427992
erm how did you know what i said

I've never actually played the Guardians Game thats probably why I'm not interested in the run. What do I think about it?

>>714428089
You think that you're gonna spam a rating as soon as it's over.

>>714425270 (OP)

>>714428089
you are very angry for some reason!!!

>>714428089
Worthy of spamming SSS or ZZZ I'd say. Pick your side. You got an hour to decide.

>>714428089
It's gay and boring

>love E33 but love Spyro more
>hated the E33 run though
>gave it a SSS rating anyway in honor of Spyro my blue boy

>>714428282
isnt he purple

>>714428187
Subway% when?

>>714428089
It's ok.

>>714425972
you love to see it

>>714428320
no?

>Spyro is blue
>click on him
>He turns purple

>>714428089
You saw the Avengers game was ass, you see the movies have become shit, and so you don't need to think any deeper

>>714427228
sperging about him won't change the fact he looks like a decent looking bro

>>714428320
Anon...

>>714428187
>Spyro not purple
You forgot?

Reminder

>>714428320
... Might wanna have a talk with the doctor anon.

>>714428320
Um.... no....

>Watched the E33 run
>thought it was neat
>Booted up the game, first playthrough
>Accidentally found a 1 hour world record route on my first playthrough (no you can't see it)
>Still swept up in the story
>Game's nice
>rated the run a D for no reason

>>714428421
You spammed ZZZ over some pajeet conspiracy?
Really dude?

>>714428421
wouldn't an indian think that's a good thing?

>>714428320
Why are all the dragons purple?

>>714426087
Just two fags spamming ZZZ and SSS
It was an okay run, the first one done so it didn't have any crazy skips or similar, just good gameplay trying to maximise the damage with the right skills/equipment.

>>714428320
......what?

>>714428421
askers

god damn dude this game is so fucking boring

>Bored out of my mind haha
Yeah, you don't say.

>huge scratch in my nose
>start digging in there with my finger
>feel one of those extremely hard boogers
>finally peel it off the inner wall of my nose
>look at it
>it's purple
what the...

>>714428320
I don't know what to tell him, bros...

>>714428712
I mean it is what it is. Its late night, its kinda comfy as background noise.
Maybe they should have had another run before and have GotG a bit later on the schedule

Get this shit of the screen

What's this capeslop anyway? A new movie was out? Wasn't capeslop bombing now?

>another hour left still
spyro i was so hard on you... metaphorically speaking

The estimate is a lie.

so is esa a lot more dead this year? I dont remember chat always being this dead during the late segments

All expunged ESA runs have been reuploaded. Let me know if any are missing (IXV and VIII Any% second halves are still processing).

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsMvKnB7m6NR8InrfB2TJtkFalFv_pocv&jct=FiVGsd0MRhLGb6KsHIH0ct5GISkR6w

>>714429142
that was what he started with

God I hope we get cringe kino from GDQ this ESA has been dire

>>714429193
based

>>714429193
>Let me know if any are missing
this one

>>714429176
I'd judge that a scheduling issue above anything else.

I FUCKING HATER MARVEL
I FUCKING HATE GOTG
I FUCKING HATE MARVEL WRITING, QUIPS AND DIALOGUE
I FUCKING HATE THIS RUN
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

This is reddit
This is memes

Someone, bring Yato to save us.

>gdq same day esa ends
unironically too soon, this esa made me tired

>>714429683
yeah....

>>714429439
i think this game was mainly written by Mary DeMarle (myst 3+4, de:hr, de:md)

>>714429683
shut up pussy

>>714429683
Plum's gotta leech whatever donations she can to stash away for living expenses.

>>714429439
I thought kainalo could save it but jesus christ is marvel stuff grating

>>714429318
try clicking on them!

>Runner just admitted its boring
THEN WHY SUBMIT IT

>>714429995
to bore you?

>>714429995
he's on edenal's payroll

>>714429995
He's the WR holder

It's Thursday and we got no new Plums...

>>714429683
I feel like it'd be better if it was the other way around. ESA as a palet cleanser to GDQ. Rather than burning us out before GDq's shittery.

>>714429176
i think the donations are about the same (not much)

>>714425752

>>714429995
It's what happens when you submit stuff, you throw everything you run in.

>>714429176
Viewership is above both 2024 events, and around the same as 2023/2022, but still way below pre-2020. Donations are above both 2024 events, and just below 2023's.

>>714430280
Interesting. I thought the event was dead

>be me
>be Spyro

>>714429683
>>714430115
I'm glad if they burn people out, they're both just appetizers to ASM and Dogwater anyway so we'll be done with the drama by the time the good stuff comes around.

>>714429318
what the FUCK !!!!!

>>714430401
Sorry this isn't a schizophrenia marathon.

>>714430410
>we
Uh huh. I'll be sure to check out the threads.

>>714429318
Yeah a bunch on the playlist were showing as deleted to me even Yesterday, I wasn't sure if that was intention or not.

>>714430280
we are so BACK

>>714430365
Well it was in 2024 but it's made a comeback to be sustainable. I think what makes it seem that way the most is the lack of attendees/runners, its the same runners popping up. Losing their core clique did damage them. But viewership they've recovered, same with donations. However it didn't start spiking up until Tuesday because ESA is dog shit in terms of telling people it's on.

>>714430514
Youtube gave up processing some videos because I forgot that it has a 12 hour limit if you aren't a Super Goy, had to remove them and trim them into smaller chunks. Everything should be there.

>>714430505
You get the occasional GDQ "fan" but they don't really get any anger fuel with stuff like ASM, and make no traction in the threads since it's people watching runs and wondering what a lumpy pumpkin is.

>>714430410
I feel like GDQ is where the juicy drama is usually at, all the crazy overdramatic shenanigans like pic related. ESA is just kinda boring drama, just people overblowing shit, schizo theories like Metako the Mastermind etc.

I'm back. I'm not seeing Spyro. And I'm pissed.

>ESA is just kinda boring drama
Susansisters...

>>714431215
Except for that thick german girl that everyone waifu'ed here until she blew up ESA..last year? Two years ago? ESA has become what I look for more in speedrunning. More fun, more camraderie. Fewer trannies. Less drama.

this capeshit slop doesn't look too bad desu

we could have had a conclusion to mankind divided instead of this...

how is this game still fucking going

>>714431440
Hi back, im Spyro

>>714429683
Sweet, tuning in with my gf

>>714431781
Its Spyro's favorite game you twit.

>>714431585
The 2024 ESA's aren't even my least favorite, it was Summer 2023. Threads had maximum GDQ tourists, it was just constant game shows on the streams, big Metako prescence that it got overbearing, Argick EVERYWHERE. I dunno I just didn't like Summer 2023's energy. Really felt like they were putting on a circus act over speedruns.

I dunno about less drama since you mentioned the Lovare thing, and we're still in the midst of people falling out with Edenal.

I wonder if the general positive feeling towards the quality of runs from this year's ESA will negatively impact GDQ with how quickly we are going into it. I feel like people are going to have tonal whiplash and be much harsher with their ratings.

>>714429683
Reminder that QUEEN Rubie will be returning for GDQ, making it much better! Sadly Keizaron will not be there, he is spending time with his new girlfriend who will hopefully not cuck him for Ryuk from Death Note.

Where can I watch the flash gauntlet run I missed it :(

>>714431974
It's gonna be interesting because usually ESA is after GDQ not the other way around, and so ESA is usually there to cleanse us of GDQ's stink.

>>714432030

>>714432129
Click the name on the schedule.

>>714432129
click on the schedule then click on the game name

>>714432030
>looking forward to GDQ just to hate most of the week
>remember rubiehart exists
Thanks...

>Take a nap
>Runner is green

>>714425270 (OP)
kek glad someone liked my really shitty shoop

>>714432204
>>714432220
thanks :)

>>714432129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjAKKDx9SYU

>>714432030

>>714432204
>>714432220
Why are the links purple?

>>714432030
Showed up at the magfest mini marathon too, it was a horrible flashbang.

Tomorrow Stream 2 gets put down

>>714432201
Don't worry, we've got more fun marathons to come!

>>714432407
they're all spyro links

>>714432407
Because you have cancer

Someone go and help this guy

>>714432442
its already dead

Hard choke

>>714432458
Physically shuddered

>>714432458
i'd pay to send them to israel

>>714432458
>wanting people to donate for this shit
fucking grim

>>714432187
We'll have AUS Speedruns the day after GDQ and then Dogwater a few days after that. That should be just fine cleaning off the stink of GDQ

>>714432458
Even that image frustrates me, just that fake fun energy radiating from it. I'm starting to remember what GDQ is like.. ESA has treated me too well to relaxed atmosphere and comfy vibes.. I'm hearing the Y'ALL in my head now.

>>714432442
>Tomorrow Stream 2 gets put down
only a 16h ff9 run, or as i like to call it, walk, remains

>>714432458
Everything wrong with GDQ in a single picture.

i can't believe this run is double the length of a fucking jrpg that came out a month ago

>>714432458
jesus christ how horrifying

Did anyone here actually watch all of this run?

15 minutes remain. I am preparing to say it.

>>714432458
The nigger pedo on the right isn't even a speedrunner, he's a wannabe influencer

>>714432757
Most of it, dude's runs are pretty comfy.

>>714432442
It's not getting put down, it's just going to a farm upstate until next year.

>>714432757
I had it muted in the top left corner of my second monitor for the full run, does that count?

Is he just failing the same trick over and over or is he trying to break something ?

>>714432757
Whatre you crazy

>>714432773
The world record, held by the runner, is 5:10:45

>>714432458
Getting this kinda vibe not gonna lie

>>714431440
you have to put on the sunglasses

Disney game

Man, imagine a Spyro Speedrun Marathon. Nothing but Spyro runs. Thats the dream right there.

>>714432937
Nearest highway.

When the runner themselves shits on the run, you know its real bad.

>>714432458

>>714433032
How would that be different from this ESA?

>>714432458
I don't get it
qrd?

God I hate marvel writing

>>714431863
he still streams to basically 1 viewer (me) every time

Do you think they'll play the Plum video if I do it?

>>714433032
lumilarry plz go

>>714425270 (OP)
Subway not on the list?

this esa was great
enjoyed it a lot

>>714433215
Have they played it at all this marathon?

>>714433032
It's basically one of the things Edenal had a genius idea for, themed events where only one thing or IP gets accepted.

>>714433375
sounds awful

>>714432458
Good fucking lord

>>714433370
Once

Edenal grabs you by the collar and flings you into the backroom. Planks has a plank with a nail in it. They sit you down.

They demand you come up with a scheme to sell off all these shirts by Saturday before their sponsors give them Alzheimers.

What's your plan?

>>714433375
That currently works for things like the Sonic or Falcom marathons since they have a lot of games and runners (and Falcom games are long runs anyway), but how many IPs can you run for a week besides Pokemon and Final Fantasy?

>>714433510
I'm sorry you shit the bed another marathon Edenal but you need to create a bullshit "milestone" that once hit, you sell the t-shirts for 90% off.

>>714433510
Every shirt sold = one more spyro run

>>714433510
Every 5 shirts sold, someone goes through a table

Every 10 shirts sold before a run, Plum or Frame Perfect is played

SAY IT
WITH
ME

>>714433649
Apparently Spyro.

Just found this in my speedrun image folder, makes me think that the mass exodus wasn't so bad after all.

>>714433510
just slap a 6 on the 5 and leave it to sell next year

Now I'm fit for sleep. Enjoy the evening Amerifriends, see you in the morning

I think the runners should receive a pie in the face if they go overestimate, that would bring in way more views.

Where's the Playstation Nation?

SAY IT WITH ME, FOLKS!

Wat

>>714433984
O V E R E S T I M A T E

>>714433984
IT'S TV TIME!!!

>>714433984
WEGOTPOKEMON!

>>714433510
change 943 left to 9 left to induce FOMO

>>714433876
sothis so so fucking sex incarnate

>>714433835
Cursed

>>714433510
i bundle them with cheap handhelds that i bought in batches from aliexpress

>>714433962
This isn't a Playstation Nation runner so they're not watching

Why this whyteboi got gauc on his face?

How is the run not over
What is this humiliation ritual

bretty good

turn this fucking game off already !!!!! FUCK

>>714434140
I'm glad someone else gets that, you're cool

>>714434286
Game still has inputs left.

>Ends the run shitting on how bad the run is and tells you to run the other category

>>714434330
not with the frog though

>>714434315
>>714434286
It's nearing what the runner's original estimate was, i.e 5:10. There's a twist

OVERESTIMATE
ATTENTION BEFORE RATING
THIS GARBAGE RUN HAS GONE OVERESTIMATE
OVERESTIMATE

>>714434408
I got none of those, sadly, you're gonna have to share

>read last night about a 5 hour GOTG run
That sound lame
>get back from work and turn on the stream
>GOTG credits.
What fucking great timing.

Any good runs today cunts?

>>714434315
just watch stream 2!?

>>714434416
So, why did /our/ autist demand to change the estimate at the start?

>>714434536

surprise retards here's some more in case you didn't get your fill

>>714434486
it was more of a guesstimate

>>714434515
But anon, stream 2 is... it's... it's already purple

>>714434539
He's an agent of chaos, that's why.

>>714434512
Spyro block, Pong, Hitmen, Deus Ex, the flash game relay, Dare to Dream

ATTENTION I have something to say

FUCK Argick

>>714434515
End of Day 5 is fucking trash.

>>714434638
related to nothing but based

>>714434638
>FUCK Argick
Only if he begs for it.

>>714434536
me at the back clapping

FUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK THIS RUN!

>Slow clap
>kneel
Your choice /v/

>>714434638
argick filters a lot of people, he's cool like that

>>714434638
What is wrong with argick?

>>714434638
nah i dont top

>>714434638
holy based

>>714434878
scotland will never be independent

>>714434596
OVER GUESTIMATE

>>714434638
based

>>714434878
Cultural differences, they can't deal with the idea of a Scot hopped up on Irn Bru going that quickly.

this is bollycore

The original estimate on the site was 5 hours 10 minutes, don't know why they lowered it.

this dogshit is finally over

rate guardians of the galaxy WORLD RECORD (overestimate)

Rate Guardians of the Spyro

TURN THIS SHIT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>714435114
>>714435118
A

>>714434878
His streaming personality is really forced. I've seen him lapse into sincerity a couple times and he's much more tolerable.

>>714435114
>>714435118
D

>>714435114
>>714435118
Zzz

>>714435118
boring post more fawn

>>714435114
A for Aivan paska :DDDDD

>>714435114
>>714435118
S(pyro)

>>714435118
D
Boring.

>>714434709
Thanks
>>714434723
Yuck
>>714434849
Only Sonic autists like LE WACKY VOICE guy
>>714434878
See above

>>714435025
He wanted to challenge himself and he got the WR.
Based if you ask me.

>>714435114
>>714435118
S
It's actually well under the original estimate.

>>714435114
D

Tomorrow is interesting:
>All super speedy runs on stream 1
>16 hour run on stream 2

>>714435118
D

>>714435114
S
Game was filler most of the time but had nice moments. Dude tried to make the run a bit different than the usual stuff

>>714435118
D

>>714434878
He's mostly alright in a run and definitely a help in organising things, but you can never tell when he'll hijack things. I remember that one run he had circa winter 2020 where he finished it and decided to rant about the importance of being an LGBT ally for two minutes, as opposed to giving a normal shoutout. Or, heaven forbid, shoutout the cause everyone's meant to be there to help, Alzheimer's research.

>>714435114
>>714435118
F

>>714435213
>LE WACKY VOICE guy
Case in point, an anon who got filtered.

>>714435118
D for what I will give to Mantis

>>714435114
>>714435118
B it was fun but really long

>>714434896
Yuck
>>714434936
Thanks
>>714434968
You too

>>714435118
F for cool flarking lets play

>>714435118
>>714435114
b
boring run but commentary shenanigans was funny and he got wr

>>714435118
helvetti...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhnKr9vHW90

>>714435118
F for Foverestimate

>>714435118
>>714435114
D. However, it was a D that I enjoyed more than many Bs this week. I have no good reason to, other than I was really in the mood for something as easy as this

>>714435325

>everyone complaining about being overestimate literally didn't watch the start of the run
Explains a lot about the charts.

>tech is anti Plum

>>714435379
Actually he did put work into making it fun on the side with skits, so kudos to that too.

>>714433215
Plum incoming

>ESA staff when they are forced to play the retarded plum song every ESA despite chenso club being literally dead for years
They fucked up so bad lmao

Plum-bros, looks like we'll be eating good in 3 hours

>the mad lad actually asked

PLUM CONFIRMED
PLUM CONFIRMED
IF THE SOULSILVER PLAYER IS NAMED PLUM THEY'LL PLAY PLUM

I AM THE PLUMFAG WHO DONO'D

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT I KNOW YOU'RE HERE EDENAL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzobsJyLiqM

>>714435420
>just watch the entire boring ass 5 hours run, bro

>>714435270
I have Scottish parents. He is an embarrasment to the language.

>>714435539
it wasnt boring

>>714435118
K

>>714435118
awful ZZZ F

>>714435513
That promo is so fucking dimes holy shit, i still get chills years later

>>714435420
You guys are lame for not watching a 5 hour slop run

OK?

>die chronik
who is chronik?

>Die Chronik

>>714435539
Not the entire run, just at least be aware of what the estimate has always been. (5h10m)
It's crazy how /v/ will pay extremely close attention to shitty runs that get the estimate increase but then completely miss when the estimate gets shorter just for shit and giggles.

Should be a good run.

Puppery is there

I have a lot of nostalgia for Tomb Raider Chronicles as it was the first one I played as a kid.

Is Catalystz going to hold this guys hand too?

Confirmed, the pokemon trainer's name is Spyro

i want to deseed plum

>>714435114
>>714435118
F terribly boring

>Unskippable cutscenes
Insta F

>>714435118
F

>no lara plum edit
i'm ashamed of this community

>>714435718
>It's crazy how /v/ will pay extremely close attention to shitty runs that get the estimate increase but then completely miss when the estimate gets shorter just for shit and giggles.
Even when it's a runner that's known to fuck around and was really liked a day or so earlier.

That said, these are the threads that hyper-focus on specific shit like dumb e-thot Super Metroid "run" and ignores the stuff surrounding it and why it was at the marathon.

>a bunch of minutes of downtime
>but put a bunch of fucking ads when the run starts
why

>>714435887
MOVIE GAME ALERT

>>714435989
>ads

How is German even real?

>>714435989
Twitch has ads!?!?!?
Never knew that.

>>714436095
I don't use twitch enough to go search for an ablocker that works on it when the one I run doesn't

>>714436146
I don't use twitch outside of these marathons but for a week or two of watching this the ads are too much for me. Just get a blocker, it's not worth wasting your time.

>>714436146
TTV LOL PRO
You're welcome.

Cadarev looks like he will do my taxes by day and beat the Tomb Raider 3 any % wr by night

Lara's giant torpedo knockers.

>Pokemon Soul Silver in three hours
But I'll be asleep by then. I wanted to post Misty during the run...

>>714436349
Back when Lara was actually cool.

>>714436349
God, I miss the days of Lara's giant polygonal tits.

>>714436349

>>714435114
B, better than I expected

Is Shadow of the Tomb Raider worth a play? I enjoyed both previous nuLara instalments.

>>714436567
>>714436559

Hey it's that guy who's usually super loud. Why's he breaking character today?

Is Puppery physically unable to wear pants?

>>714436607
I dropped it despite enjoying the others, couldn't tell you why. It is very much still the same game.

>>714436884
Same experience. Liked Rise well enough to clear out most of the content then dropped Shadow after maybe 6 hours. Something just felt off.

>>714436535
Go to sleep now and wake up in three hours then.

>>714436607
play tomb raider 1
or else

>>714436349

>>714436349
>>714436559
There's a cheat to see her naked!! Its true my dad works for Playstation

>>714437058
LOL.

>>714436607
The two sequels to the reboot just feel so exact same that its disappointing. Like nothings changed, nothing new ertc. Just the exact same.

This audience looks so normal compared to the GDQ, how come?

>>714433203
kungfu...

>>714437117
Closest you'll get is owning the August 1999 issue of Playboy.

>>714433510
There's no way they prepared 1000 shirts

>>714433510
No Plum shirt, no buy

Just woke up. Any unfiltered kino since Wile E Coyote racing/DeusEx?

>>714437418
This

>>714437351
They prepared 944

>>714437432
i... don't remember

Hey /v/, how's Spyro?

laura panting... erotic..... big boobies..

>>714436846
It's Summer, why would you want to?

>>714433510
Why are the t-shirts purple, Edenal? Why?

pee hole glitches?

>>714437527
Who bought the shirt?

>>714437592
there's a small boobies level later

>>714437685
Planks' mom

>>714436989
I'll try

>>714437432
All I remember is a Good Hitman Run, an Ok Spyro Run, Good Flash Run, and a long E33 run and a long Guardians run.

Edenal's hubris at making a fucking Goosebert shirt is amazing if he has hundreds more printed, the most funny thing about the Goose is that it's racist

lara moans....erotic...

>>714437729
Uoh

>Child Lara
>Still has big tits
B-based?

Why is Lara so small? Those pews are gigantic.

>>714437868
>the most funny thing about the Goose is that it's racist
what

>>714437950
>>714437974
devs being based again

>>714437974
I remember in 8th grade when some of the girls hit puberty early, had big fat knockers. Gym class was fun.

>>714437950
Isn't it sad she got retconned away for Nu-lara?

>>714437974
ridiculous hips too and she's as tall as that priest
it must be when she was a 24 year-old child

I don’t wanna poop the party but the way you sell shirts is by throwing up a placeholder number (999 in this case) then however many you sell is how many you get printed after the event. You don’t actually pre-make 999, you just make enough to sell on site.

-t fighting game convention shirt enjoyer

>>714438092
>8th grade
13/14 is not hitting puberty early, retard.

>>714438146
Nonsense, she has pigtails. That means she's 15-16.

>>714438125
Not really, becase nuLara is not canon.

>>714438167
thats what i figured. i dont know why they would order anything when most online print stores just let you do it the easy way with prints on demand

>>714438018

>>714438184
Don't care, I was surrounded by big titties in gym class.

>>714437868
If you go to the donation section theres 260 left: https://donate.tiltify.com/725bee4b-5e8a-40ac-acf4-8b33cab95ae8/incentives

>>714438146
HNNNNNNG

>>714438146
>>714438237
Canonically she's 16

>>714438365
And more embarassing the John Speedrun shirt is almost sold out. Don't worry Edenal, you have two days left, I'm sure your forced meme shirt will sell out!

>enough of this child laura
>here she is in a tight leather suit, also check out her ass
truly a different time

HAH
HAH
HAH
HAH

H-hot

>synchronized HAH with each step up the ladder
hah

HAH
HAH

>>714438365
what even is this site? their store page on the main page doesnt have counters and is way cheaper.
https://speedrunstore.com/

awooga

Only a castrated male could tolerate focusing on speedrunning this when skintight laura is moaning in his ears 50 mins at a time, it is an impossible world record for the average man

>>714438167
Yeah on their donation page if you click to get a shirt it says it will send you a code to get it for free on their merch store.

Cadarev you dapper motherfucker. He looks exactly like a Swiss speedrunner should look. You just know his bathroom is immaculate.

>>714438671
Who the fuck is buying this

I was away for the last couple of hours, can someone get me the latest ratings list and maybe what exceptionally cool things I've missed?

Goddammit, I've masturbated 3 times today already, when will this end...

>>714438839
John Merchbuyer

>camera angles below you when climbing up ladder
A better time...

any new plums?

>>714426087
>game sucks
>anon is only just learning it sucks
lol

>>714439003
I don't know where the anon who draws her went. He disappeared after day two

>>714439003
i just made this super original plum but was saving for later

Are the TR remasters moddable yet? TR5 had some awesome custom levels.

>no more hah

>>714438973
fuck you

A shame the "remasters" are full of botched AI slop upscaled textures that they didn't even QC. Some fucked up stone faces, etc. in there.

>>714439058
I'm still here, I just don't have enough motivation lately, feeling bit under the weather

Rate Tomb raider Cronicles

RATE WOMB RAIDER

>>714439241
B

>>714439254
>>714439241
B

>>714439241
S

>>714439241
>>714439254
A for hAh

>>714439241
>>714439254
B

>>714439241
>>714439276
A

>>714439241
A
Gud game, skilled runner and uoh-worthy lara.

>>714439254
A for lAra

>>714439241
>>714439254
A

>>714439221
fair enough, glad you're still with us. I was worried you got tired of us. No pressure, hope you get better soon.

>>714439241
>>714439254
B

>>714439241
S
Actual speedrun, fun game, good commentary, fairly short. What more could you ask?

>>714439254
C

>>714439241
>>714439254
A

Jank lara, best lara.

>>714439241
A

>>714439241
>>714439254
B

>>714439241
>>714439254
A+

>>714439241
A

>>714439241
A

>Went to take a quick shit when Lara was on the russian submarine
>Come back, run's over
Failed my own speedrun, damn

https://catbox.moe/c/1v6asc

>>714436261
Thanks.

>>714439478
I hope you stayed within bounds at least

anyone else mute?

>>714433649
Resident Evil has so many games. Beyond the current 8, Code Veronica, and RE Zero (the mainline), there are - RE Gaiden on gameboy color (cruiseship), Dead Aim, Outbreak(s), and a few other Z-listers I'm sure I'm forgetting (that Umbrella Chronicles, uhhh..RE verse?).
A lot there, regardless. I wish they did speedruns from the crypt as a mini-marathon attached to GDQ like an extended awful block every year but a solid 2 days of horror runs. Not even just RE. All the Silent Hill(s). Siren, F.E.A.R., Condemned, Evil Within, Fatal Frame 1-2, Dead Space, that one where you fight monster-versions of junkies and criminals (not condemned), the rockstar one where you do nothing but murder people.
Lots of themed-stuff to dig into.

Rate Anons >>714439478 bathroom break

>>714438125
That isn't how anything works.

>2 and half hours of Pokemon
This is what I get for fucking up my sleep schedule

>>714439241
>>714439254
B for Boobs

>>714439642
>overestimate
zzz

>>714439382
>Nude Lara pool

>>714439241
>>714439254
I'm doin' him an A

>>714439478
just no clip the shit straight into the sewer next time

>>714439642
Didn't even watch (I'm not a fag) but I'm doin' him an F.

>>714439620
I wonder if there's a survival horror or tank controls marathon. Just play shit like RE, Silent Hill, Dino Crisis, Parasite Eve, Galarians, ect.

>>714439478
Now you know why He held it in

>Going to miss the NES Games block.
Fuck, why does it have to be at ungodly hours when I'm asleep?

>>714439642
F over estimate

>They still haven't started the next run
Even anon's overestimate shit break didn't take this long.

>showcase
noooooooo

>>714439642
F doesn't even know about the bucket strat

UH OH...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>steam notifications

>>714440257
Stand down.
It's a long haired he/him.

>>714440257
>>714440289
>he/him
bamboozld

is that a tranny

>ninja showcase
>actually evel knievel

>That hair
At least he isn't using the wrong pronouns, but what the fuck is that 'do?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>714440328
>>714440342
I apologize for my outburst

>Luv me trails

>>714440289
>>714440257
>See a long haired man at a speedrunning event
>AIEEEEEE

>>714439241
B

Dollar store Josh

I know fuckall about motorbikes, are they all rear-drive only? If so, why not make them dual drive?

>>714440456
Joshimuz is already sold exclusively at poundland

I remember Trials was insanely popular in the mid 2010s but I hardly see anything about it these days

>>714440257
>>714440289
You've never seen a witch?
You're so prejudiced

So. An hour of this, then?

Donation incentive to get this man a haircut

>>714440328
Kinda suprising that trannies haven't completely killed long hair style in nerd sphere.

>>714440610
well, at least it's not spyro

>>714440637
No way his lips are naturally that red

Did this dude lose a bet or something?

>>714440637
I don't understand how people with long hair could wear their headphones with hair over their ears. Shit drives me fucking insane.

What is that thing in the yellow shirt. What is it.

>>714440664
Honestly, I would rather watch Spyro.

>>714440785
A bri*ish bloke.

>>714440785
He/him/given up

>>714440818
Abelard, get this man off my ship.

>>714440818
...this

>>714440637
Hopefully they use proper tools this time

why so many bong troonsters?
what is going on over there lol

Watching this run makes me wanna play some Elasto Mania.

>>714440573
I wouldn't be paid £100 to interact with Josh

>>714441078
He's a man, just unfortunately with a difficult case of being a British nerd.

>>714441046
death penalty for this mans barber

>an hour of this

>>714440818
Id rather watch Hop Legs

Weird non troon aside, this stuff is actually quite impressive and fun to wat-
>1 hour

Every time

I used to do bike (not moto) trials myself, but this does not look fun. I think I'll call it a night for now, and will be back tomorrow for the FF9.
See ya, lads.

>Ninja level 2
Get fucking HYPED faggots

Ok dude its not that grandiose just brap the bike

>>714440637
English Ben had an incentive to shave his head on one of the marathons he ran, it was met and he actually did it.
And I must say he looks better now with a buzz cut. Really good looking chap.

He would know all about awkward transitions

>"this game is very physics based"
>wheels have infinite static friction
I mean it still looks fun but that's bullshit

yes it is impressive you faggots
I actually played the game thoughbeit

>>714441648
>he cant drive on oxygen molecules

>>714441648
it is physics based just not a realistic one.

centre of gravity is no nowhere near the rider and tires are basically infinitely sticky

This would be more impressive to watch if he didn't keep fucking up and resetting the level.

>>714441849
are there any perfect kaizo runs ?

>Elastomania but gay

I could probably do this. Not impressive desu

>>714440216
>tool assisted

Is Trials the game that has a secret that won't be revealed until 2100?

The old Trials flash games used to be fun

>>714441818
It's not realistic, but the center of gravity on trials bikes is very low and tires are very, very sticky.

NEW FUCKING THREAD WHERE

Yeah this is cool and all but it's no Spyro

>>714442054
in this simulation you basically have a uranium gyro inside the chassis to rotate you infinity

Seriously, where's Spyro? I thought this was ESA, not ETRA.

>>714442293
>>714442293
>>714442293
>>714442293

>>714442012
the secret is the dev coming out of the closet