ITT: Poser-core games

Imagine being so pathetic you feel the need to shit on a severely underrated developer who produced nothing but absolute bangers

>>714436549
I'm not shitting on the game, I'm shitting on it's reputation with normalfaggots who shill it but then never play or buy it
For example, did you know that RS got a switch and a steam port like 2 years ago? No one gave a fuck because they don't actually care, I.E. They are posers.

>>714436778
Normalfags don't shill this, they don't know it exists.

>>714434810 (OP)
I've never heard of this game and today I've heard it mentioned twice from different places. Did some YouTuber do a video about it?

>>714436778
>who shill it but then never play or buy it
bro its a game from 1998, everybody has fucking played it unless they are literal zoomerbabies

>>714438557
>never released beyond the saturn until 13 years after it released
>only port for the next 11 years was the switch
>got to steam a year later
>saturn emulation completely fucked for this entire time
Yeah and almost no one had the chance to play it until recently

>>714436549
Why are Trashure sloppers so insecure? Just look at /vr/ where threads shitting on their games get pruned quicker than anything.

>>714436778
wronk

>>714436778
>did you know that RS got a switch and a steam port like 2 years ago? No one gave a fuck because they don't actually care, I.E. They are posers.
No, the shmup genre is a niche genre that's why. Barely anyone plays it unless you're 30+ years old There's no posers here.

>>714434810 (OP)
>Worrying about posers
I just think you're a loser if you're constantly looking at someone. You probably say this to some "normalfag" IRL who actually looks good and goes to the gym.

the WORST offender

It's not everyone else's fault Radiant Silvergun (and also Ikaruga) is one of the most routing heavy games possible, but is also a game with subpar training options AND Saturn emulation itself makes N64 emulation look like Dolphin by comparison.

Both Sin and Punishments and Alien Soldier are better anyway.

>>714436549
>produced nothing but absolute bangers
>tranime nigger
Segoys are completely brain damaged and have no clue about quality game design

>>714440280
>Saturn emulation
why not just use MAME

>>714434810 (OP)
If you can 1CC a real shmup you aren't a poser.

>Both Sin and Punishments and Alien Soldier are better anyway.
Disagree about Sin and Punishment, but Alien Soldier is an 11/10 game. Love Guardian Heroes and Gunstar Heroes the most though.

>>714434810 (OP)
is this the new "this game is great, but I don't have any arguments to be a contrarian, so I came up with this"

>>714441042
Its ghe reverse cool kids club

>>714440919
>If you can 1CC a real shmup you aren't a poser.
I'm in my 30's and I have dozens of bought shmup games. I suck at it. But the only ones I 1CC'd is Mecha Ritz Steel Rondo and Graze Counter. I guess Sol Cresta but I did it on easy.

whenever someone calls you a poser it's usually only by speculation and never in truth.

>>714441483
I 1CC'd Graze Counter the first time I played it lol. The only Cave game I 1CC'd was Deathsmiles lmao. Im working on ESP Ra De.

>>714441483
>but the only ones I 1cced are [second easiest game ever made], [easiest game ever made], and a game on easy mode
For those games you listed 1cc doesn't really mean anything since they give you five billion lives every ten seconds

>>714441483
>>714441615
Feel free to laugh at how shit I am. Like how I didn't know about the 2 lives from Jitterbug or to use target magic on Tyrannosatan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW0wwqCCwF8

>>714441636
So those don't count? So what's the list of 1CC'ing games that don't make you a poser? Have you considered you might be the one being the poser and not me? I don't care if I don't 1CC anything. Like I said, I suck.

>>714434810 (OP)
the aesthetics and music are 10/10
but it's insanely hard and unforgiving even for a shmup game

>>714441831
Graze Counter does not count

>>714441831
I'm not the Anon that called you a poser.
The list of "real" 1cc games would be any moderately difficult game imo. Graze Counter is like baby tier

>>714441961
I really don't care man. I play for fun. If I 1CC a game, cool. If not, that's fine. I suck at the genre and I enjoy seeing my scores improve over time as I play.
>>714442002
>Graze Counter is like baby tier
I don't care. I already told you in my original post I suck I don't know why you have to keep reminding me those games are easy, because they are.

>>714442074

>>714442135
Whatever faggot. I might suck at shmups but I still have fun.

>>714438852
Never heard of an Xbox 360?

>>714442308
>Whatever faggot. I might suck at shmups but I still have fun.
I'm just messing with you. What are you playing now? I recommend Deathsmiles or Dodonpachi Daifukkatsu for a step up that's still not too hard.

>>714441483
Blue Revolver has a great mission mode that helps get the basics of routing & reading bullet patterns down, and it's just a fucking great game on top of that. Highly recommend

>>714442420
My apologies anon. I got butthurt. Thank you anon. I got those games actually installed. I might give it a go.

>>714442465
I have that as well I gotta play it again. Thanks a lot.

>>714442468
>My apologies anon. I got butthurt. Thank you anon. I got those games actually installed. I might give it a go.
Watch my replay of it and pay attention to the order of stages I play. Also where I use hyper on the swamp, volcano, and graveyard. These are the best places to get the score needed for extra lives. You're also immune to contact damage from obstacles and enemies while hypered. I managed to get the 1CC in a few days of play. It shouldn't be too hard. Also don't use bombs against jitterbug even if you die, you'll get 2 free extra lives. Then bomb spam the final boss.

>>714441773

>>714440280
Saturn emulation has been excellent since about 2008 with the fantastic SSF emulator (which i used to play through panzer dragoon saga and a bunch of other games).
And today there's Mednafen/Beetle, which i run through a CRT in lossless RGB Component, and is brilliant.
Plus there are 2 or 3 other emulator options if you want to run games in high def.

N64 emulation was completely solved in 2018 with the release of Angry Lion, which was quickly backported into every other N64 emulator.

Do you live in a cave on the moon or something?
>>714440650
MAME is unbelievably slow for Saturn/Titan STV emulation.

>>714436778
>did you know that RS got a switch and a steam port like 2 years ago?
Yeah and it's good since it's just a port of the 360 port. I play the Saturn version nowadays though. The 360/Switch/PC port is incredibly useful for 1CC training, I probably wouldn't have the mental stamina to get it done without the 360 port.

>>714440650
>>714445027
The arcade version of RSG has only 3 buttons, and lacks the animu cutscenes.

>>714441960
i can ace level 1, but get completely fucked after that

>>714440513
Dumb tourist doesn't even know video games when he sees them.

the amount of time it takes to master RS is roughly on par with learning an instrument

>>714447416
It took me around 20 hours to complete a 1CC of the arcade mode. Not exactly mastery, but enough for most people.

>>714434810 (OP)
Tsukihime literally because of picrel

>>714436549
>severely underrated developer
What fucking world are you from, mate? Ikaruga often gets hailed as the greatest shmup of all time and their other games always get featured console game recs.

>>714447496
christ, that's probably how long it took me to work out the first level, and it's not particularly challenging
i can 1cc ikaruga on easy and normal (i bought a gamecube version almost 20 years ago)

>>714440513
You have to be at least 18 years old to post here, sir.

There's to much goin on in this fucking game. Choose the right weapon, level the right weapons, don't kill that guy he'll break your "chain".

I just want to move out the way of the dots bro.

>>714448747
ikrauga dot-eater self-challenge is for you, then

>>714442642
no

>>714449193
Thats why you can barely beat graze counter

>>714434810 (OP)
touhou 6
assetto corsa
NFS MW
Dodonpachi
Every arena shooter games
Clannad (not a game but whatever)

Memed by Dreamcast hipster fags and zoomertards who played the remaster so they can larp as oldfags.

>>714452795
>saturn game
>dreamcast hipster fags

Memed by Dreamcast hipster fags and zoomertards who played the remaster so they can larp as oldfags.

Basic ass adventure game

>>714452940
I forgot my pic. See >>714452950

Are there any other good games for the Saturn or did I already play the best one?

>>714453000
Shenmue is comfy but shallow. I enjoyed it 20 years ago for the ports of Space Harrier and Hang-On. I can see why some think it just sucks, the atmosphere does most of the heavy lifting and if you're not into it then it has very limited appeal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdZ3821-k8Y

>>714453268
All Panzer Dragoon games
Shining Force III, all parts
Grandia
best ports of Lunar, Tactics Ogre, and Ogre Battle

>>714453270
I grew up on Shenmue too, and replaying the remaster made me realize I really is padded out, especially in disc 2. And the second game may have more things to do, but it's not well paced either, with Kowloon only really being fun.

Shant play III because everything about it sounds awful, especially all the "quirks" of the originals they kept in "ironically".

>>714434810 (OP)
>Treashit
You mean this one?
>>714436549
>underrated developer who produced nothing but absolute bangers
Lol, lmao, maybe even lel.

>>714434810 (OP)
shmups in general really

>>714453268
Play Guardian Heroes.

>>714434810 (OP)
the entire sega saturn's library

This thread sucks

>>714436778
I did buy it though.

>>714454824
>>underrated developer who produced nothing but absolute bangers
>Lol, lmao, maybe even lel.
I'm not sure about underrated since most people agree they're good. But almost every game in their library is good. Advance Guardian Heroes might be the only genuine irredeemable stinker.

>>714452369
That's like the opposite of 'poser core' games though. Those are Clannad aside games that are specifically loved by a genuine core fanbase, but are hardcore in ways that turn the majority away from actually playing them, and so the existence of any poser mealy pretending to play them will be the natural result of them being revered and rightly considered serious.

They don't have the mainstream "look mommy, I'm playing a shmup, and I was told this one is the bestest" factor that something like Ikagura does.

>>714434810 (OP)
Tales of
It doesn't matter which one.

Only good games they made.

>>714434810 (OP)
Every single Falcom game since when they started focusing on PSP, and by extension consoles.