>>714437763 (OP)
Man I would have thought that a game that panders to my gooner brain would be kino, but honestly it's pretty soulless. The lack of real meat and potatoes nudity/sex in the game just robs any level of titillation that the game could have. This safe gooner styling the game has just leads nowhere.
Without that gooner angle there is little else about the game that is interesting. The shooting is mediocre, the missions are boring, and the story /lore is dogshit. Combine the fact that the characters look more like dolls that are impossible for me to emphasize with or related to it's just an empty experience to play.
There are also dudes you can play but that just feels incongruous to the rest of the game. Like I would play a dude if I could bang the chicks but otherwise what's the point of them? Overall every time I think about the game I just go ehhh...
