Thread 714437981

>akshully it was all just a dream
What a fucking cop out, can't believe I was starting to get invested in this.
I don't even wanna play chapter 3 anymore

maybe you should finish the story before making conclusions
i can't really say more without spoilers

>>714437981 (OP)
>it was all just a dream
Oh no no no no....

>>714437981 (OP)
I wanted to like the game because the rotoscope shot, but the gameplay fuckin sucks

>>714437981 (OP)
>multiple things like gouging your own eyes out, making new locaitons appear out of thin air, and getting turned into a spider
>wtf this was all a dream? there were no signs

>>714438114
>i can't really say more without spiders
FTFY

>>714438595
Demons and shit
Hey how come they always try to summon Satan in nice suburban areas and not like the bronx or tel aviv?

>>714438697
kek

>>714437981 (OP)
I'm not really sure why they have the "it was a dream" part to it. It basically all happened.

>>714441734
Hack writer

>>714441734
To make Garcia's death non-canon

>>714437981 (OP)
At least give part 3 a shot, its different than part 2

>>714437981 (OP)
But Chapter 3 is the best of the trilogy, the apartment complex alone mogs both previous chapters.

Wait, this isn't about E33?

>>714445290
im with this anon. the entire apartment complex absolutely shits on every other part of the game. its fucking great

>>714437981 (OP)
It was a dream, but that doesn't mean it wasn't real or that you weren't in danger. John has just survived a psychic attack made upon his very soul from Gary, and while none of the events were real everything you learned from the notes very much IS. Still a bit of a cop-out, but less of one than you'd think.

3 is phenomenal though.

>>714439346
>why do they summon demons in good places instead of summoning them in hell?
gee I wonder

>>714439346
>summon satan in tel aviv
You could just go knock on his door lol

>>714446585
Why would you congregate in places that you don't like vs places that you do?
Its like a bunch of weebs going to Kenya specially to make an anime club

>>714439346
Reminds me of that time I hailed hitler at my local satanic cult meeting. They got all got offended and kicked me out.
Now I'm banned from the satanist community for antisemitism, they won't even let me play my gameboy in their clubhouse anymore

>>714448492
Because in that instance they'd want to corrupt or destroy the innocent Kenyans into the cult of 2D waifuism to bring about a demographic apocalypse.

>>714450406
It's just interesting that they want to summon demons but always sicc them on completely irrelevant people.

You guys DID get Good Christian Boy, right?

>>714451743
Since that's basically impossible to do legit without letting Garcia die, no.

Hey guys, don't forget: Gary loves you

>>714437981 (OP)
Bortis

>>714455004
If he does why hasn't he summoned a succubus for me yet?
I don't care about the stupid one eyed demon I joined this stupid cult for tits

>>714448492
>demons
>don't like shitting up good places
>demons
>not from tel aviv
does not compute

>>714452771
DON'T BE AFRAID JOHN

>>714456737
>>714451738
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>>714448597
I love the idea of chud being too much of a /v/tist to fall for cult shit, but still somehow dealing/interact with them
Someone make it happen

>>714457425
so paying taxes, gotcha

>>714457884
>if Moloch is so strong how come he still has to submit his W2s to the IRS huh??

>>714458353
jews jewing jews, many such cases
Sad!

>Dear Gary
>It has been 2 weeks since I joined. I was promised my choice of waifu to become real, but this still has not happened.
>I would like to remind you that I don't have time to attend any rituals as I have to fulfill my 12 hour shitposting quota before all else. Jannies aren't going to kek themselves after all. Feel free to record and send the video to my cock.li account.
>No I will not connect to your wifi network, my gentoo box doesn't run proprietary wifi card BLOAT, provide me a wired connection.
>Yours, t.Chud Esq.
>P.S stop knocking during my fapping sessions.

>>714459263
based as hell demon exploiter
too bad you can't be saved before father garcia is going to blast you (you deserve it)

>>714459473
>priest walks into chuds apartment
>he's jerking off to trap doujins
*raises cross*

>>714457425
Tokio is kinda like this in solver case

>>714438697
based

>>714460283
stop projecting you fucking kike

>>714439346
Who's more likely to try summoning a demon? Some friendless angsty goth satanist teenager in a suburban neighborhood with too much time and not enough pussy on his hands or Tyrone in Queens, NY who's borderline illiterate and can't even read dem fancy satanic tomes and wouldn't even if he could cuz reading's for bitch ass faggot white bois

>>714439346
>Maurice "Supachronic" Johnson summons Satan
>Why have you summoned me mortal?
>AYO SATAN MY NIGGA I NEED DEM AIR JORDANZ N A NEW iPHONE
>...You spilled the blood of a virgin, damned your soul to an eternity in hell, and opened the gates of Hell for a pair of shoes and a phone?
>NIGGA THAT AIN'T NO VIRGIN DATS MY BABY MOMMA JAYQUANA SHE KEEP SAYIN BEHIND ON CHILD SUPPORT BUT I AIN'T PAYIN THAT SHEIT SHE TOLD ME SHE ON THE PILL AW SHEIT WHILE YOU UP HERE THINK YOU CAN GIMMIE SOMETHIN TO BREAK BIKE LOCKS FAGGOT ASS WHITE BOI ACROSS THE STREET GOT A NICE ONE

>>714465130
>portal opens
>demon holds its nose from the smell
>GOOD MORNING SATAN SAAR
>...
>SAAR PLS OPEN FOR ME THE BOB AND VAGENE OF DEMON WOMAN VERY BUETIFUL

A GUN WITH ONE BULLET

>>714451743
Final bosses are a bit too inconsistent for me to feel like it's worth the 3-4 hour marathon. I know Gary and Super Miriam got a bit of a nerf since then, but at release it really was a dice roll.

>>714465130
>MMNH MNNH DON'T LISTEN TO DIS DEADBEAT BROKE ASS NIGGA SATAN YOU DOAN WANT TO MAKE NO DEALS WIT THIS DEADBEAT I GOT 6 KIDS FROM THIS MUFUGGA N HE AIN'T GIVE ME SHIT
>AYY SAYTAN HOWS THIS ANTI-CHRIST SHIET WORK BY THE WAY? I'LL TAKE DAT BIG RED DICK O YOURS IF YOU GOAN PAY CHILD SUPPORT IF I POP DAT LITTLE HORNY NIGGA OUT I'M CLEAN NOW BABY GOT DEM ANTIBIOTICS FO MY CLAP

>>714439346
you really think trayvon has the intellect and attention to detail necessary to make pacts with dark powers? there's sigils and herbs and all sorts of shit necessary to access those crossroads

>>714448597
Join O9A or something

>>714471332
Don't reply to me you dumb tripfag