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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:58:28 AM No.714441365
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Was KCD2 actually THIS good or are we being fucked with? (i never played it btw)
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:00:09 AM No.714441532
>>714441365 (OP)
I didn't play it because I thought the 1st game was boring and is everything I dislike about Witcher and TES games without the aspects that make them good or worth playing.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:00:34 AM No.714441565
>>714441365 (OP)
no. kingdom come games are boring and repetitive. people like them because they are based in realism but they both get boring really quickly, and both suffer from not having a single bit of interesting story or characters. the environments are also quiet boring and repetitive specifically because of the realism they are based on.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:00:56 AM No.714441604
>>714441365 (OP)
A nice, simple test for this question is to use normalfag consciousness as a barometer for their investment in a game. Or in other words: how often do you hear people talk about this game? How many of them are still playing it?

I genuinely forgot KCD2 even came out, and most people I talk to have as well. They still play shit like Cyberpunk, unfortunately.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:01:11 AM No.714441621
>>714441365 (OP)
Looks like woke eurotrash to me.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:06:12 AM No.714442050
This dude praised the newest Dragon Age game lol.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:07:07 AM No.714442109
>>714441365 (OP)
does this guy have an Early Life?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:08:22 AM No.714442208
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>>714441365 (OP)
I played KCD1 and quit after 10 minutes because of how jank the combat was. In comparison, I played Gothic 1 to completion. KCD1 was on a totally different level of Eurojank
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:08:45 AM No.714442236
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>>714442109
as a retard, yeah
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:08:54 AM No.714442247
>>714441365 (OP)
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
IS THAT
MAN ON INTERNET
WOW
FUCKING
GOLLY
GOSH
WOW
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:09:47 AM No.714442312
>>714442236
based John Gibson
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:11:12 AM No.714442415
>>714441365 (OP)
>Quick, Mansa Musa, we must defend the synagogue from these filthy Chr*stians!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:11:41 AM No.714442446
>>714441365 (OP)
still not gonna buy it I'm afraid
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:11:52 AM No.714442461
>>714441365 (OP)
If you're watching some faggy YouTuber you might as well play the gay European simulator.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:12:48 AM No.714442525
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It was not THAT good. I may replay KCD the original, as it had numerous ways to approach multiple quests. But in KCD2, the only thing that was iterated on was master strikes. But since directional attacks were reduced by 50% and there are few if any branching paths in quests, strictly speaking it is worse than its predecessor in literally everything but graphics. Unlike most I would not say that the woke elements in the game made it not worth playing.

But to call it a 'Love Letter to Gamers'? That is a bridge too far, and someone that has tasted too much of the teat of Youtube bux. It's an okay game with some redeeming elements. I would recommend it to people that liked the first. But a love letter? No, lol
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:13:10 AM No.714442559
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>>714442236
wow, i'm shocked this limpwristed faggot loves the quintessential cuckold vidya. who would've guessed.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:14:02 AM No.714442610
>>714441365 (OP)
Don't care, the historical revisionism and atrocity denial was a dealbreaker so now I'll never play the series.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:14:11 AM No.714442617
>>714441365 (OP)
you have to keep in mind CohhCarnage has very low standards. Literally almost all of his thoughts videos are "This game is great!" lol
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:14:14 AM No.714442628
>>714442208
>I played KCD1 and quit after 10 minutes because of how jank the combat was. In comparison, I played Gothic 1 to completion
You do not like Eurojank whatsoever if you quit KCD that fast. I 100% guarantee you didn't even touch the game's gameplay and quit for some gay reason, there's no way you played through all of Gothic but quit KCD immediately for any valid reason.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:14:25 AM No.714442643
>>714441365 (OP)
>we
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:14:54 AM No.714442684
A love letter to gamers:

Dearest tard,
I missed you at the Burger King this morning. The lobby will never be the same since you were banned for defending my home against that bum. The glow of your monitor and the hum of your Xbox disc drive brought a warmth to us all, it made us all feel like knights around the round table with you as our Burger King . The cashiers no longer respect us. They no longer honor our free refills, instead shooing us away before we can complete our second round of large suicide drinks. I looked for you at GameStop but saw your face plastered all over the register with the cruelest words I've ever read ; "Banned, do not engage . Call police".
You haven't logged in in weeks. I called your home and your mother said you've been cast out.
Im writing this in the sandbox of the playground where we'd come to meet girls in the hops that you'll find it before the rain comes.

Regards,
Tardette
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:15:11 AM No.714442704
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Seriously. It tries to pretend Mali was safe and kind to women and educated and uses a guy based on Ibn Battuta to say it.

Pic related: What the Battuta expy said in the game about Mali vs what Ibn said about Mali.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:18:16 AM No.714442937
I liked it, it was a solid 1st game, and the 2nd game was simplified but still a good time.

Kinda wish I got more of it and disheartened that they're done with the game.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:18:25 AM No.714442950
>>714441365 (OP)
Its one of the most immersive games. Things like npcs crying after Henry kills a family member and more impressive other npcs acknowledging the crying npcs and offering condolences/getting pissed off. Them commenting on your smell/outfit as well. Telling a quest giver you didn't find the armor when you have it on and them saying "b-but you're wearing it." Npcs noticing somethings missing when they go to put their stuff away. Capable of realizing "I had this on me 2 seconds ago, Henry is the only one here.. hey wait a minute" I haven't played since the patch but only complaint I had was the common complaint 2nd area is too easy. Supposedly they fixed that but I haven't tried it myself. Looking forward to the dlc. One of the best I've ever played.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:19:02 AM No.714442993
A love letter to gaymers
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:19:20 AM No.714443019
>>714441365 (OP)
Of course not, that's a shill piece. The only discussion around the game was about the out-of-the-blue option to fuck a dude. Oh! And that Muslim black guy that thinks they respect women. Did I get that right? Of course, an abuser would not admit it.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:19:59 AM No.714443078
>>714441365 (OP)
Fucking no, it was only spitebought by people who wanted to piss off "the chuds"
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:20:40 AM No.714443131
>>714441365 (OP)
No it wasn't good, and neither was the first one. Boring and clunky busywork simulators, plus you get to listen to women and a nigger nag you and some jews go woe is me in the second. There's lots of other games if you just want to fuck around with eurojank.
Just look at how the "discussion" completely died here a few weeks after release. From being spammed daily to crickets as soon as their paid for shill campaign ended. lol lmao even.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:20:47 AM No.714443142
imagine the type of millenial friendless faggot who would actually watch this retard.
His only skill is being the definition of lukewarm in every aspect of his life.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:21:29 AM No.714443190
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does anyone else get weirded out by this guy? there's something off about his wholesome chungus persona.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:22:24 AM No.714443251
>>714443190
He looks like bad guy from man of steel
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:23:56 AM No.714443352
>>714441365 (OP)
The first half of the game is fantastic but Kuttenberg feels rushed and the late game economy is fucked and it's way too easy to become overpowered.

It has a great ending however.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:24:20 AM No.714443381
>>714443190
he looks like a pedophile
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:24:48 AM No.714443419
>>714443190
If he actually HAD a "wholesume chungus" personality, you wouldn't be weirded out by it. The difference between a Mr. Rogers and an Elmo
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:25:52 AM No.714443515
>>714441365 (OP)
lol a love letter to liberals and fags and kikes, more like...
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:26:43 AM No.714443582
>>714443190
He looks like he fucks human men.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:27:22 AM No.714443635
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enjoying the underaged gay sex?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:28:24 AM No.714443719
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>>714443635
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:28:25 AM No.714443721
>>714443190
>I'm totally neutral and just want to focus on games, but I agree with every liberal idea
beyond that, he looks like the typical male feminist trying to ingratiate himself by being overly nice when he will fuck you over the second he sees some benefit from it.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:33:33 AM No.714444084
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:35:50 AM No.714444258
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>>714441365 (OP)
>97.28% loss in players from peak
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:36:28 AM No.714444313
dont believe his lies
dont believe his lies
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>>714444084
>that dialogue
Doesn't get much more blatant than that
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:36:36 AM No.714444319
>>714441365 (OP)
>Was KCD2 actually THIS good
it was very hit and mass
it's still master strike parry shit (even enemies like dogs and wolves) and for whatever reason they removed 2 directions to swing your sword from
combos are way easier
you get the sword back and reforge into the best longsword in the game pretty early
alchemy was better because you can brew 5 pots at a time pretty early
i dont think godwin's new va suits him at all
the side quests are generally okay
the main story goes on too long
kuttenberg feels like a proper town compared to rat eye
it was nice to be able to be a blacksmith and sell stuff to make money and have an alternative money maker to thieving everything, which everyone did in the first game
a lot of obvious things were forced but everyone already knows that
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:42:57 AM No.714444807
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:44:19 AM No.714444916
>>714441365 (OP)
It was a fun rpg
balance was utter dogshit though I have to say. You just end up oneshotting everything and you get the best sword in the game like 1/5th through the game
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:44:56 AM No.714444968
>>714443190
Pedo trans ally vibes
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:48:49 AM No.714445313
>>714444807
i know where that quote really comes from. vavra is a literal kike with enough bad quotes of his own, you don't need to pile wuotes other people made on him.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:49:30 AM No.714445374
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It's just kind of bland apart from the woke writing. The immortal protagonist is wacky, but instead of rapping like AC: Black Fag he gives lectures, so it's not even funny.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:18:18 AM No.714447413
>>714441365 (OP)
It was really good. It's that simple. No amount of shitposting or angry poltards will change that.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:20:08 AM No.714447553
>>714444258
You mean like any other video game out there?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:29:59 AM No.714448185
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>>714447553