Thread 714442932

>game about demons
>the best girl is an angel

>>714442932 (OP)
Azur lane crossover when?

>>714442932 (OP)
Was*

Never forget that she won.

I will say that pre-fall azazel is superior.

>>714443437
Won AND lost.
What a pervy klutz.

Azazel best girl? No, that can't be right

>>714443861
seems right to me

>>714443861
Correct, it's actually Beelzebub.

>>714444546
>canon winner
>freckles
>big tits
Hmm... yeah, it checks out.

>part of me wants saintly angeru/ graceful fallen angeru dork
>part of me wants cute lord of the flies

Why am I like this?

not enough corruption art
there was even the comic about azazel being in denial about falling
but idiots can't see anything past DUDE BUTT LMAO even though a much more sophisticated appeal is blatantly obvious
ditto for maid lucifer and housewife justice

>>714443861
Correct, because we all know its Modeus

best girl is lucy

>>714445696
corruption art peaked with the comic of her fucking a hellhound for "research"
there's nowhere to go from here

>>714444546
this

>>714445852
>corruption is when gigaslut-bestiality-gangbang
you just
don't
GET IT

Helltaker is quintessential "I can fix her" core.
But where is Heaventaker? Angels are fine too for this.

>all of them are tsundere

>>714445994
Would have presumed more of an industrial/sludge enthusiast.

>>714446123
You know who does?
>you must eat all the eggs
That anon.

>falling is a fairy tale
What did she mean by this?

I mean... biblically accurate angels probably terrify me more than demons because they're so overwhelming.

>those psychotic EYES
Hell never stood a chance.

>>714446850
if megaten taught me anything it's that angels love lying to their charges. She's about to find out the hard way that it's not made up after all.

lol

>is an RTS addict

Do want a helltaker RTS spinoff with wars between cute angels and cute demon girls.

>>714447056
I like how that franchise just bunches them into the same category of beings with demons, devas, asuras, bhudda, etc.

Truly the canon pairing.
Technically not yuri? I mean both are probably not male either.

>>714446537
>But where is Heaventaker?
Heaventaker will be made once vanripper develops angel girl fetish.

What are her hobbies, /v/?

>>714447887
Demons are fallen angels though.
Canonically too.

>>714447896
Male:tentacles porn

>stops being an abomination for you just to cater to you
C-cute! CUTE!
You can't tell me she's not smitten.

>>714447085
>HoMM turns angels into demons
sounds about right

>>714442932 (OP)
Was there an update or something? I know it gets posted often enough anyways, but there's been several threads going.

>>714448265
Nah I post a thread occasionally because my penis demands it.
Does he even make any dough from this game?

>>714448403
Maybe not dough, but probably a lot of batter.

>>714446617
not sure about corruption specifically, but purification (or "i can fix her" mentality) does tickle the same part of my perverted brain

I forgive her. ;_;

>>714448621
If that's the case, he forgot one demon.

>>714448812
Please stop, anon, I'm trying to recover and not relapse into bpd art sluts hos.

Guys... I think Beel has an Az problem emerging.
Science really is obsessed with endless abominations.

>>714448938
It's so good, but did he make her (both?) or is it just internet culture?

>>714442932 (OP)
for me, it's Malina
why was awaria so ass?

>>714449040
>Have a portal to spy on people
>She uses it to spy back
>Forever
Outfuckingplayed.

>>714449329
it was a far better game than helltaker was

people hating it is just proof that you never wanted a game in the first place, just girls to fap to

Guys. Hear me out.
1. Time Machine
2. Three-way with pre and post fall Azazel
3. Profit.

>>714449480
did you finish every stage on hard?

oof

>>714449329
I didn't even know this existed, kek.
If by ass you mean ASS then that's a good thing.

>>714449329
>yuri game
>less variation in girl designs
>girls have to be all bright green to be more visible during gameplay which makes them unappealing to look at
>less girls overall
>no secret pancake recipe
Mechanically it was a far better game, but in terms of characters and whatnot Helltaker is still the better product.

>>714449514
I never touched normal in the first place.

>>714449489
>Three-way with pre and post fall Azazel
Mein gott. What have we created here?

>>714449598
Man what is the yuri obsession lately?
It's so vanilla it's painful to me.
I grew out of that in my teens when I realised that there needed to be something a little more to make these girls go wild. With or without their input on the matter.

>>714449329
Gameplay was a step up from Helltaker, everything else was ass except for the soundtrack which was fine.

>>714447896
Studying all footjob positions and all other ways to give sexual and nonsexual pleasure to a man by using feet.

>>714449763
>Man what is the yuri obsession lately?
It's safe, especially if you want to make a game that's a bit more lewd than usual. That way you don't have schizos calling your game a cuck game nor do you have fat women calling your game "male gazey" or whatever.

>>714443442
Oh is this a different angel?
Woops.

>Michael
Where did this come from?

>>714449902
>>714447896
thinking about the future outside of exile with you as you talk about the world outside

>>714449950
Boring.
You can't half ass satan or satan will be displeased.

That's why the west is collapsing.

>>714449950
>schizos calling your game a cuck game
isn't that exactly what happens with yuri(bait? not familiar with technicalities), whether the girls are straight up lezzing out or just hug in a cgdct sort of way?
and if there's any halfway relevant male character, you get schizos either haremposting or screeching that their fantasy was destroyed by the implication of a penis

>>714449329
too green
level design less satisfying, figuring out a cycle that avoids attacks and gets you to and from any set of machines is ok but repeating it N times properly to continue never reaches the same high as realizing you were thinking about the whole puzzle wrong and immediately clearing it
fewer girls with most having less going on is the worst of both worlds
pudding is just way less practical than pancakes to make consistently or even at all depending on your diet

>>714450204
For me it's armpits only when hairless because fuck hairy pits. I don't like that on me, let alone on women.

>wants to make a safe game
>doesn't make a game about Heaven
>especially after HELLtaker

Wait, this makes no sense.
Van wtf?

>>714450539
people seem to have a very hard time grasping the notion that he just makes whatever he wants because it isn't what they want

>>714442932 (OP)
You are so right and based

>>714450385
You underestimate how retarded the most extreme SEA moefags are. These fags will go absolutely apeshit unless the entire game is NOTHING but female characters. Want to show a character's backstory and involve her family? Her dad better either not exist or be dead! Yuri games are fine to these types since again their only problem is having male characters around because their brains have been rotted by porn and immediately think the girl they like would be "stolen" from them if they interact with another man.

>>714450385
yeah sure but how many men will challenge woman in a discussion about double standard online about harem romance

I wanna bring this baka salvation noooooooo.

>Plottwist: Beel, wanting to get rid of her niggling stalker begs the Helltaker to take Heaven and convince them to take her back
It just werks.

>>714442932 (OP)
She was best girl until she turned into a demon,then she became shit

>>714450783
Justice had me in a headlock when this game first came out, man. She's absolute perfection.

>>714450596
NOOOOO HE NEEDS TO MAKE WHAT I WANT NOOOOO
THIS IS ILLEGAL NOOOOO

I NEED MY GAME OF MILITANT TOMBOY ANGEL GIRLS NOOOOOO
HOW DARE HE AAAAAAAA

>>714450847
I can save her?
I can save her.

I also need to punish Michael for shutting her out.

>>714450772
I see she is barefoot on that pic.
Which is hot

>>714450573
I will always look down on anyone who likes feet or armpits as weirdos when they ignore the rest of the body, but I will tolerate it more if the relationship is pic related because it's the first time I've felt anything related to it.

I can fix her (male?).

>>714450743
I like both of these.

>>714451279
I can make her feel like the woman she is but barely looks like

>>714451459
Ciel?

oof

>you will never pluck then tar and feather michael with her own feathers

>you let him fuck that fly again didn't you?
>helltaker's MINE, Azazel! MINE!

We see our MC has a new potential predicament.

>>714452107
Damn forgot pic.

So hot

>>714450738
seems i was confused about who was the more relevant schizo
i've seen anti-yuri sentiments of the "two girls and zero dicks means (you) are spiritually cucking yourself" variety
i guess that requires more mental gymnastics than "girl and boy who is not (you) interact, which means you were cheated on" ??? frankly, don't elaborate i will try to purge my thoughts of all this retardation

>>714443861
>Only reason she hasn't kicked her ass yet is because she likes the maidplay
Examtaker ruined a lot of things but Justice wasn't one of them.

>>714452279
Understandable, I wish my brain wasn't so good at memorizing retarded shit like this.

>>714452279
the former is a singular schizo that's been haunting /a/ and /v/ for years, the latter is just general new age narcissist brainrot where I need to be the center of everything at all times and any woman not fucking me is being stolen from me

>>714452327
Ruining azazel was also a good thing though.
But also
>I can save her
She wants to be cured of her sin disease.

Through harsh punitive and non-sexual flogging of course.
To enjoy it would be a sin.
To enjoy flogging her would also be a sin too... hmmm.

There's no way an archangel could succumb to such temptation, right?

>>714452492
>>714452279
I just find it too vanilla and cheap marketing bullshit to cater to the Chinese market where it's illegal fast to do anything but the most vanilla shit, at a time when westerners ain't buying games because no money or economy.

>>714449329
Gameplay loop sucks
GREEN
Girls have like zero personality somehow, like 2 of them are the same girl or something? GREEN makes it even worse

>>714442932 (OP)
not unusual

>Helltaker is demon girls in suits
>Heaventaker would be angel girls in __
what would you like to see qt angels wearing?

In fact, the CCCP shit might completely put me off yuri marketing bullshit entirely.
Or even vanilla non-polygamous hetero shit.

It's not hot when it's just systematically enforced.
But seeing the market already show with money even in China is just proof that, Beelzebub has the final say, no matter what you do to stop her.

>>714452841
speaking of marketing bullshit and cute girls
i fucking hate chink-approved overdesigned characters with a million layers of cloth and tassels and accessories
obscene eyesores fit for a national mentality of a tasteless 15 year old kid

>>714453117
They should need to be hermaphrodites and traps like biblical renaissance angels. If not, tomboys.
Female angels already doesn't make any sense.

It would be funny to see all these female demons get mad from a helltaker "distracted by the other sex" though.
People would get too mad though.

>>714442932 (OP)
for me, it's __God__

>>714453387
How did we go from peak genshin to peak BORING designs with Chinese games?
And how did the west follow suit so quickly, despite the market showing that they're already bored with it.

It's just so funny how fast people reacted without realising it. Their dicks have chosen. They said "fuck your laws".

>>714453518
big G shall not reveal herself anymore since the invention of a computer has made her a shut-in

>>714442932 (OP)
Seeing some anons get mad at Azazel becoming deranged in examtaker and how it ruined her is funny, because I honestly feel it makes sense considering how obsessed she was with researching shit. Makes sense that without The Helltaker around to vibe and care for her that she would go a bit overboard
Plus she's still a qt so I can't be mad about that, either

>>714453518
We already have her.
She's just not in disguise in the original.

sleepy sheepy

So are Lucy and Michael exes before Lucy ditched Michael?

>>714453713
But her falling is a great plot device. Then you can do the "we are sick of Loremaster, pls help and convinced Heaven to take her back" thing.
And Arch (Michael) is Lucy's ex, there's potential there to give Lucy catharsis too by having Michael fall for Helltaker, forcing him/her to get stuck in hell and annoy Lucy eternally.

>climbs jacobs ladder to only find Beelzebub, again
Kino.

>>714453651
That could work too.
Or you could do a cheesy SHODAN thing too where G is just a computer.

Remember kids, you can't spell Beel without El.
For she is LORD of the flies (you, especially jews).

My favorite?
An easy choice.

>>714443554
losing is winning for her humiliation fetish having ass

>>714455127
Cute doggo!

>>714442932 (OP)
>>the best girl is an angel
rong

>>714455347
The cutest there is.

>>714455364
based anon

>>714453518
I don't think God would look like that in the Helltaker universe. Probably an incomprehensible abomination who has to bring herself down to a cutesy but still exotic form, like Beelzebub.

>>714456868
she'd be a neet, that's why we haven't heard anything from her in so long

>>714455127
>>714458965
>>714459048
got the kip one?

>>714455127
Damned fine choice, anon

>>714453713
I just prefer her angel look,it's cuter

>Ctrl+F - "BBC"
>0 hits found

Helltaker is so popular in South Korea that several high profile voice actors did a fan dub of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo72F7rM1nU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb2AhuJuQqw

>>714442932 (OP)
i like the alcoholic

>>714450738
it goes both ways, people dont like yuri because they also think the girl is stolen from them

>>714449329
Yuri trash

>>714449329
characters looked too similar to eachother because of the green

>>714449480
>it was a far better game than helltaker was
I guess chess titans is a better game than pong you got me there
>you never wanted a game in the first place, just girls to fap to
That was the intention of the creator to begin with, with both games.
People want girls.

>>714453649
RAPE VENTI