"A man on a horse is spiritually, as well as physically, bigger than a man on foot." - John Steinbeck, 1976

uma thread

Just won a career with Silent Subaru.
How do I build Yogurt Cup?

>>714443197
Give her an inheritance that bumps her long up to A (and optionally dirt to A) amd watch her demolish everything that isn't a sprint.

how use bourbon
longs are hard

Still struggling to get the 5 support card at once

>>714443085 (OP)
Phone games need to have an “I already played a billion gachas, let me skip the tutorial” toggle. This shit is ridiculous.

Mejiro Ryan looks like a donkey.

taiki shatturu choked in the URA semis

>have an incredible run on rudolph
>would have gotten the emperor epithet if it wasn't for bakushin randomly entering and winning the 2nd race even though it was a fucking long
I hate that bitch so much

>>714443758
but this has after you go through once

Is there any way to get rid of career legacies? I'm tired of having to sift through all my failures.

Finally, my third try, second place on URA though

I'd play the game if it had actual breeding
also I'm sorely disappointed in the lack of porn surrounding that idea, what a shitty waste of opportunity

>>714444043
From the home screen, click on Enhance, Veteran Umamusume, List, then Transfer will do it

Give me NTR

>>714443085 (OP)
MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE

continue rerollan?

>>714443609
>did 2 Haru careers back to back with 6 speed support cards that have the buff that increases their appearance in their specialty
>still nothing
i got the claw machine one and the 10 nakayama races one done at least

>>714444337
No, You have enough good cards right there

>>714444167
Thank you kindly.

Pink horse?

>>714444337
how are you even rolling for super creek? i thought the banner ended

>>714444337
>creek uncapped
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING SACRED KEEP IT

>speedrunning homework without even looking at the questions
truly the path of Bakushin

>>714444469
Every "banner" goes into the pool, only the rate-up ends.

>>714444467
she

how do i reconcile "i want to fuck horsegirls" with "i don't want to play a dogshit gacha game"

How good is a twice uncapped Fine Motion?

>>714444469
none of the cards or girls are limited, they are just lost in the gacha pulling poll

>>714444545
:D

>>714444582
Watch the anime

>>714444582
theres an anime

>>714444545
I noticed Top Gun has the same animations as her, she's also my daughter now

>>714444686
>>714444760
i guess that's the strat
i was gonna wait for global to launch before watching the anime, but global took so long that i got tired of gacha games lmao

>>714444816
Mayo Tom Cruise a cute

>>714444469
nu-gacha players are so cute

>>714444965
no u

How do i play this game?
is there a tutorial to know the meta?

I got my first A rank horse. Thanks for being broken as fuck, Oguri.

>>714443085 (OP)
I hate that i have to do that career mode with my character, why it wont let me go and race as soon as i get her,aside of that lovely game

Bakushin would be cuter without that glaring forehead

>>714445619
https://youtu.be/CExSlhcbnzg
This one is pretty okay.

>>714443085 (OP)
can I win with Daiwa Scarlet?

>>714446114
made for smooching

>>714446171
easily

>>714444545
I make Haru happy by winning. Thank you trainers for also making her win some

>>714444582
Play it F2P until you get bored
No need to spend a dime. Just root for your horse girls and fap to them for a while even after you are done with the game

>>714446238
Not against Vodka.

>>714446171
Front Runner + Ult Skill that will always activate if you're in first place = easy wins

Yeah I'm thinking it's Bakushin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA

>>714444582
Do not feel bad if you do not get it the first career mode. Take your time, and immerse yourself. Eventually you will get it.

>>714446432
he already said he won't play

>>714445619
https://youtu.be/4wOMfFaLE-U
This is the best beginners tutorial, it tells you everything from the menu, career mode, team racing, PVP and even the meta of what you need to do. Also be sure to use BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN for an easier time.

I want to have sex with Nishino Flower the anime version not the real horse.

>>714446419
>tfw just came 2nd in the championship with her
She was my first career win too, very good bakashin

>>714443085 (OP)
There’s something about the outside of a mare that is good for the inside of a man.

>>714443085 (OP)
Is this some gacha shit? If so, you back to your containment board.

>>714447258
yiff in hell furnigger

>>714447258
jiff in heaven furbro

Marvelous Sunday is so far away on the release timeline. I'm gonna get bored of the game before then...

>>714447258
iff in purgatory furman

Even with all the yakuza porn ban memes, they do want you to fall for the horses a bit, don't they?

>>714443085 (OP)
Wait this is genius, if you're on a horse you will always be the tallest man around.

the yakuza porn ban saved us from every male-IRL horse being drawn with a massive futa horsedick

>>714443085 (OP)
>blue archive finally releases on steam
>not a single thread
>two honse threads instead
kinda based. BA was a fucking slog to play and their gaccha is even stingier

>>714448082
Don't be silly there's no way that could be true

hishi amazon not being playable yet is criminal. criminal, I say.

Do you think Umas make shit tons of money from endorsement deals after Tracen? Maruzensky alone must have several thousand mom jean and car ads to appear in.

>>714448170

>>714443197
gr

Just got Silence Suzuka from the random 3*ticket, what am I in for?

>>714448340
The ones that do well get ad deals and TV interviews, the ones who don't get the grav ure____

>>714448347
>at the very bottom
>full of the same schizo spamming
grim

>>714448170
>a fucking slog to play
Bro we're in an Uma Musume thread

>"T-T-Trainer... P-Please let me have fun during summer camp instead of constantly training..."
>Man shut yo ass up. Crakkka ass horse thinks she can tell me what to do.
>"Trainer drink these experimental drugs I've developed and then do three laps around the course I'm supposed to be running."
>YES MA'AM! GLORY TO THE TACHYON ADMINISTRATION!

>>714448419
Gotta go fast

>>714448459
>careers are fast and quick and easy to do
>even if you "fail" you still have a decent uma to parent
>dailies are done in minutes at worst
>Dialoge isnt a shitty drag to witness
>You dont have to deal with "cutscenes" every single fucking mission that say nothing.

>>714448476
Well it's either that or she injects random stuff into your nuts while you sleep until you rape her DURING a race.

>>714448445
okay

witch

umadachis, we must hold!

>>714448629
>Knows all the penis augmentation drugs and semen volume drugs that turn me into her ideal sex slave(willing)
H-hot

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu udachi
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
umapyoi umapyoi

>>714448459
Shhh anon let them enjoy the honeymoon phase. Once all the new players read all the stories and blow their gacha loads failing to roll five copies of Kita they'll start to see what the game really is

Should I use my 3 star ticket on Oguri? I know nothing about her except that she eats

>>714448965
I don't care about pvp THOUGH

I HATE VODKA I HATE VODKA I HATE VODKA

>>714443085 (OP)
Can you race your horse girls against other people online in this?

>>714448717
>>714448794
can she actually cast spells

>>714449082
Yes

>>714449007
yes, she's good at almost everything and passes on really good Legacy stats
>>714449082
in Room Matches

>>714449007
She's one of the better starter picks and has a good skill to pass down.

>>714449067
>Train vodka
>I lose against scarlet
>Train scarlet
>I lose against vodka

>>714448965
>saying this when BA is the exact same shit
>except now with a story going absolutely nowhere for over a year now after they blew their load with Episode F

How greedy is the gacha shit in this game?

>>714449191
there's one part of both situations in common, that's probably the issue

>>714449356
it doesn't have limited time units which already puts it above mihoyoshit

>>714449191
>go through both
>Vodka's is about being true to yourself and doing what you want instead of what's best for your career
>Daiwa's is just about her being gay for Vodka
No really Scarlet's story stops being about bieng the No 1 Uma halfway and then it completely turns into Vodka thirsting.

>>714449098
yeah a spell to make me horny

I want to have steamy lovemaking sex with Muteki no Tokai Teio Ou-chan

>>714449098
No she's just larping as a witch.

>>714449082
You can do room match right now, or wait for champions meeting, the actual PvP event.

I won my career with Taiki, now what?

>Tachyon suddenly crashes out and goes bad status + bad condition + minus stats during summer camp
Simply epic

>Ryan's entire campaign is 50% her trying to surpass her sister and lock in and the other 50% is her accidentally thirsting for you, her trainer.
This fucking bitch is crazy

>>714448170
I'm trying it now and its honestly kind of terrible. I'm not having fun with it at all.

>>714450031
Your bro just wants to impress his sister and get some dick from you, what's bad about that?

New toss

>>714450031
Did they keep the stuff about her wanting to be more girly in? Was worried they'd dump it in localization.

>man I really want that robot girl
>I will drop a tenner and call it at that
>maybe another one
>another, just 1 ssr would be nice
>ANY ssrs would be nice
>pls
>no carats left
These gacha games are brutal man
I'm gonna have to make a new account aren't I? Fuck

We won

>Want the rebelious tomboy who everyone's afraid of
I refuse to spend money on this game, I'm grinding. On that grindset to get my punk horse.

>>714450878
Use THAT

>>714450889
>Gooner P2W slop
VS
>Awesome horse girls racing

>>714450878

>>714450981
hell no

>>714450878
I've been playing F2P, got like ten hours in the game and I've gotten three SSR horse girls and a few SSR cards.

>>714451072
explode

>>714451212
Did you not get the free SSR ticket?

>>714448082
what ever could give you that idea

>>714450889
Grim...

>2 races away from the Ura Finale
>afraid to log on in fear of losing
I won Air Groover her triple crown, but I know I can't train her well enough for the final races and she'll lose.

https://vimeo.com/176459945

>>714448082
I don't know what it is about Oguri but I just cannot see her that way
All I want to do is get her to trigger Triumphant Pulse and steal every race

>>714451548
so you just gave up instead?

If you were spontaniously made into an uma with a personality loosely based on your own, how would they act and what would their stats be?
Bonus if you include a new name.

>>714451303
The guaranteed roll one first needs you to clear career a few times. I think most people have yet to clear career once.

>>714451776
My daughter, Oguri Cap. Cap as in peak.

Guys I might die for Vodka is that normal?

>>714451954
I failed career and got the SSR ticket.

>>714451987
She might even be the one to do you in

>>714451987
A tragically common occurance, men often die from over consumption of vodka.

>>714450289
theres no amogus...

>>714451987
alcohol bad

>>714451987
why do so many people like Vodka now, I remember in the early JP threads everyone hated the boyfaggots

>>714452019
Everyone gets the selection one in the mail. There's one SSR ticket given in special missions, you need to complete ALL the day 1 through day 7 special missions. That's 35 separate missions. Absolute horseshit you got it on your first failed career.

>>714452216
RTTT hit them with too many Flopera Gay Rays.

>>714452216
/v/ is gay

"But always smaller than a negro BBC buck" - Stan "shrimpy" Sampson 2024

>>714452216
That's because they have shit taste. Vodka is cool.

>>714451851
Getting drunk enough to face her first

how bad is the monthlu power creep in this

>>714452070
>Vodka crushes your ribs from how tight she hugs you because of her biology
>In the hospital, a doctor approaches you.
>"Let me guess, another young man getting with an Uma? Look on the bright side kid, at least you were just hugging. Most uma's don't know how fragile humans are compared to their overwhelming strength, especially if you're their first relationship."
>Distant groaning can be heard from deeper within the hospital.
>"That poor bastard down the hall decided to try to score with his uma girlfriend. His pelvis? Broken, multiple hairline fractures. His penis? Bent entirely backwards."
>Make sure to have a long talk with your "trainee" after this, in case you end up with a blossoming relationship like mister lucky down the hall."

>>714452216
Japs usually hate tomboys

>is galge
>sexualizing not allowed
what's the point?

>>714452449
Japs truly have shit taste when it comes to women.
They have to be ultra feminine girly girl softies or else they're not interested.

>>714452379
idk yet, i'll let you know in a few months

>>714451545
Does NL still live or what?

Is horsegirl lore talked about in the game? Like how horny they get and want to steal human men away from human women?

>>714452601
No but a lot of normies are playing it now

>>714452449
Not the writers for this game. Then again, they're both fillies irl so I guess this was made for unironic yurifags.

Why aren't you playing the better game?

>>714452216
Vodka's actually pretty sweet and cute once you go past the tomboy looks and mannerisms. She depends on (You) quite a lot and is more friendly with Scarlet than you'd think despite the rivalry they have. Also, she knows how to cook and makes a full course dinner for (You) as thanks. She just wants to have the cool upperclassman kind of image and puts up a bit of a front but easily drops it for the trainer and while she doesn't entirely understand Scarlet's obsession with being number one, she respects it a lot

Whats the best uma for stamina builds/long distance?

>>714452610
This is the same alternate reality in which girls go to war with aliens with no pants.

>>714452742
if it was better, you wouldn't need to be shilling it

>>714452761
The one that has bonus for their stamina training. Gold ship and Mcqueen.

>>714452742
i'm playing all of 'em

>>714452761
the ones built for them meaning the ones who have stam % growth and have gold heal skills when you awaken them

>>714452742
shouldn't have delayed it so much it got mogged

>>714452808
Don't talk bad about Barkhorn, she does her best to fight to protect her little sister's smile and those around her

Vodka is cool but I prefer BAROQUE Vodka

>>714452610
Horsegirls are into NTR.
Their mood improves when you go on a date with another human girl.

>>714452761
I guess Super Creek?

>>714452742
Inferior gameplay

>>714452742
Listen, pal. I'm playing this because I like the girls, not because I like gacha games.

Which other Umas canonically lust after their trainer?

Fr?

which sicko at cygames thought it was a good idea to have urara's final objective be to run in arima kinen
you have to watch her cry EVERY TIME you do a run with her

>>714453059
Top Gun, zero deliberation

>>714453059
super creek wants to breastfeed you

>>714453078
just win

I want to fuck a horse so bad bros

>>714453059
Mayono Top Gun, Super Creek, and Maruzensky seem pretty open about wanting trainer cock. Daiwa Scarlet kind of wants it too

>>714453186
Huh?

>>714452742
unironically uma is the better autoplay slop
chibi shit BA is only good for the porn

>>714453078
It's a lateral reference to Halu Ulala's 106th race where they had keiba ojisan ride her and things were at a fever pitch at Kochi Racetrack.
And yes, if you can't usher out the most beautiful spring, you're simply letting her down.

>2024+1
>no 60fps option
wtf?

I know they've done it on JP servers but has anyone posted proof of an Urara Arima win? Does she do something special for it?

>>714452216
1% of people in those early JP launch threads could read Japanese. Everything back then was based on vibes

>>714449817
>Take Science uma outside of lab
>bad things happen
You're a shut in, you should know what happens when you go outside

>>714453203
Again, Scarlet would rather rub her nub against Vodka if it was physically possible for quadrupeds to perform tribadism.

Brutal mogging.

>>714453431
There's a special hidden scene if you win, yes.

>>714443085 (OP)
"There's something about the outside of a horse that's good for the inside of a man." -Winston Churchill

>>714453431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueCKQf33TnI
You just need the genes to boost your comparability with the course.

>>714453592

The first girl you got the hotspring ticket with is now your canon wife. Who did you get?
Those that haven't received the hotspring ticket yet will remain forever alone

>>714453685
what if i got the ticket but lost the final?

>>714443085 (OP)
Quotable minr

Which horse am I supposed to be racing to even get these tracks so I can finish out these quests?

>>714453848
Tumultuous divorce

>>714449817
Git Wit

>>714453938
Most of the early ones pertain to the starting cast, like Scarlet and Vodka being the first two. You can also just select a horse then go through their goals at the top to see what tracks they run

>>714453592
>physically possible for quadrupeds to perform tribadism.
Ass to ass?

>>714453091
>>714453203
>Mayano Top Gun
really? another horny little girl character? what did Cygames mean by this?

>>714453938
Literally the girl whose campaign they asked you to run that day

>>714453938
MOOOOOT

>>714454078
PRIME BREEDING MATERIAL/10

>>714453848
Green lady tears your ticket.

>>714454228
pedophile

>>714454228
based

>>714454253
Thank you for the compliment

gold ship BEST

>>714453592
They’d drag Trainer into it

>>714452742
there's no top gun in BA

>put 2x uncapped Fine Motion as my shared card
>the followers start flowing

who /notmeta/ here

>>714452373
It's an experiment, anon.
Near pass or explosive failure... it's all just one big experiment.


And I'm really enjoying the Cinderella Gray anime, with the English release of this little game. Which is funny, as I didn't care too much for season 1.

>>714452216
I don't know anything about Vodka, really.
But playing her career mode on a whim really gave some surprise kino races and upsets, and I didn't even beat it. Even with the late surge memes.

>>714447258
Sorry /trash/ we'll go to /v/

>>714454359
I at least got a Fine Motion but otherwise it's whatever I got. I'm only playing for careers anyways and just happily waiting for my Kansai Wife

>>714452742
I tried it and got bored of it after 30 minutes. Meanwhile I got like 40 hours in umamusume so far.

She did it! How do I get the big funny numbers?

>>714452216
Because less than 10% of JP players could actually read Japanese

>>714454649
By continuing your horse eugenics, and support card whaling.

>Had only briefly heard of this series before this game came out
>Played it
>Characters are all funny and it's not gooner slop, good gameplay.
They got me, they hooked me. Japan won, it's over for me.
Very suprised at how popular this game has rapidly become

So it's to be assume that umamusume breed with male ningens but they are always born a musume because there are no boy umas. Is it considered weird to be fucking umas in this world?

>>714454840
It's probably considered dangerous.
>Seven times stronger than the average human.

>>714451731
Haru anime, complete with pre- and post- career suffering+ bittersweet ending when.

>>714454178
goldship for the tenno sho, vodka for the japan derby and im pretty sure any decent middle runner can do the victoria mile

>>714454776
>gooner
return to reddit you go

>>714454776
IDK man I feel an intense need to breed every time I see Daiwa Scarlet.

I'm loving to train Late-Surgers, finding all the right skills to combat the hurdles is fun.

>>714455089
>Scarlet
Would you like some water with your plain buttered slice of toast?

>>714454228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tfWqxGdsU0

>doing random girls careers for funsies after doing my favorites
>start on Nice Nature
>fall in love
How the fuck did they not balance this before the English localization dropped?

>>714446171
Probably the easiest to do it with on a first run.

>>714455089
Same with Gold Ship

>>714455234
>Balancing Nice Nature
She's already perfect, anon. The only balancing you could give her is to make her hair even fluffier

>>714455146
Fuck off twintailed tsunderes do it for me.

>>714443085 (OP)
>>714444062
>>714444337
Who the is the demographic that posts about and plays this off topic gacha garbage and how do we eradicate them from the population?

>>714455234
Thousands of JP players were one shot by Naisu, its only natural that we follow them into the grave.

>>714455330
>everyone I don't like is indian

KING HALO FUCKING SUCKS

RUN FASTER STUPID

>>714443085 (OP)
Havent played yet, but how hard is it to get the horse in the OP pic? She's making me consider playing.

>>714455453

>>714455330
>implying poos can enjoy umas properly

I just learned Mejiro Dober is the last of the Mejiro line and she's a retired grandma spending her twilight knitting on a farm and that kind of made me sad

【Anime watch order 】
Pick either S1+S2 or Cinderella gray.

If S1+S2 first then > Road to the Top > Movie > Cinderella Gray
If Cinderella Gray first then > S1+S2 > Road to the Top > Movie

>Season 1+2 (first season doesn't start as exciting as other ones, but it does pay off, especially in the second season)
https://nyaa.si/view/1392359
https://nyaa.si/view/1428489

>Road to the Top (4 eps OVA, short but sweet, one of its main characters plays a role in the movie, so it's better to watch this first)
https://nyaa.si/view/1669204

>The Movie (kino)
https://nyaa.si/view/1942049

>Cinderella Gray (the Oguri Cap anime, kinda like a "prequel" that happens even before S1. Currently has the first 13 eps, will get more 13 eps in three months)
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=uma+musume+gray+erai+1080p+web-dl

>>714455314
>make her hair even fluffier
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET PEOPLE KILLED?

Is it ethical to impregnate your horses?

>>714455589
I'm trying to die in her Nice hug surrounded by a Nice family

>>714455659
Yes, dangerous for you but absolutely ethical

>>714455453
Kingu is too busy breeding her successor to win G1s for her.

>>714454002
goddamn kneegrow what are you feeding this Uma?
4 speed + FM and flex SC im guessing?

>At good condition
>Do recreation to boost mood to great
>Random event that follows boosts mood again even though it's max
>Event right after lowers mood back to good

>>714455513
she's a 2 star so shouldn't be too hard to get with basic rolls

>>714455580
what about S3?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU&list=RDbbb2FejtBEU&start_radio=1

>>714449191
Well, in the real world they went 2-2 with the last race seeing both lose Daiwa was second and I think it's the only time she lost 1st place in a race to someone other than Vodka.

>>714449534
It's not too surprising since Scarlet is the one who initiated the rivalry by purposefully slowing down during a race to wait for Vodka's spurt in order to defy it with her own.

>>714455089
Same with Suzuka

>>714455848
You can watch it after you watch everything else, not a priority.

I'm not in japan if I draw them lewd who's gonna stop me?

>Decide to do Air Groove's career
>Cant place first no matter what she does
Is she supposed to be difficult or what?

>>714455580
Nigga just watch production order.
Yeah, S3 and BNW are shit but you might as well since you're already watching all that other stuff.

>>714455985
>draw
you mean AI?

is there a timeline of announced or expected new content?

>>714455580
wait what about season 3?

>>714455876
aislop

>>714455735
>Accidentally click guts instead of speed
>Two fucking turns left before my final race
Yeah I jobbed.

>>714455863
>it's the only time she lost 1st place in a race to someone other than Vodka

Was it her?

>Scarlet desperately wants to fuck Vodka
Is there a lore reason for this?

Reminder that all Umas are physically stronger than humans.

I know gacha games are all about getting the prettiest dresses for your characters possible but I kind of wish your horse could race in the basic race uniform

>>714456231
As in the track outfit? You can do that for races below G1 and the big specials. It's an option in the main menu settings

>>714444608
It's good even not uncapped, so very good I imagine.

>>714456231
there's a toggle in the options somewhere

>>714456223
Good.

>>714454776
>Very suprised at how popular this game has rapidly become

On paper this game has everything going against it in the western market. We don't see horse racing as a legitimate sport. We don't like idols. We don't like raising sims. It's weird that this game seemingly gets more popular every day when the early game discussion everyone was doom posting about eos soon.

First URA Finale win, I'm proud of my bakushin. Who needs stamina and guts when you can just stay in the lead? Dominated with 13 1st place races and 1 2nd place. Bakushin a good horse.

>>714456306
>koikatsu slop

>>714456321
it has appeal among online-types because of the "lol wacky japan!!!!!" premise but then people stick around because the characters are good and the gameplay is, all things considered, not that bad

Can I use the head start 3 star voucher on anyone I want?

>>714456306
SEXUAL HARRASSEMENT THIS IS A CRIME

>>714455985
Do we need to make it a copypasta or something so you don't keep asking the same dumb ass question
>Uma Musume uses the names(and to a degree likeness) of the horses whose owners still hold the rights to the horses and their names
>CyGames released a statement stating that they didn't want people to draw any offensive content of the horses as the owners are able to revoke their permission if they feel it'll damage the horse's brand
>Japan in general stopped drawing hardcore stuff or kept it under wraps because if the owners pull permission then the girls are removed from the game.
You aren't MEANT to draw lewds but as long as you don't act like a nigger about it no one will care if you do.
It's like how doujinshi are technically illegal. As long as you don't act like an obnoxious nigger about it and just follow a few basic rules(name censorship with O, not claiming you own the original work, label it as a parody or fan work, etc.) then no one cares.

>>714456428
Umas have more rights than you do. Plus, you can't stop them...it's easier to let it happen.

>>714456321
did anyone complain about high school girl boobs jiggle physics yet?

>>714456306
Fenomeno will put a stop to this I am sure...

>>714456451
surely there must be owners that are ok with it

>>714446371
It always fucking pisses me off that her other skills push you towards being a pacer and if you don't get good hints you have nothing to pick from.

>>714450289
Uh oh Pebbles is gonna get a word from the Jacuzzi

>>714456078
Only for July so far

>>714456321
I avoid idolshit like the plague but for some reason its one of my favorite aspects of the game atm.
Maybe its because it doesn't overstay its welcome or maybe it was as easy as giving the girls horse ears and tails.

Convince me not to start rolling for Mayano, I know she'll show up while rolling for someone else but the itch is starting to get me

>>714456589
Veteran players, tell me which banners to roll on

>>714456657
she's just a 2*, it's like impossible not to get her

>>714448170
BA had a global version for years already. For Umas this is the launch.

>>714456525
There are, but it's a general rule for the series, exceptions will naturally come out. If you don't want to get shit for it draw any of the Kasamatsu crew in Oguri's anime(aside from Oguri) as they're all made up and not held under the same rules.

>>714443085 (OP)
Does this game have a mechanic where your relationship with your trainee keeps deteriorating if she keeps failing in her training and finishing last in every race?

>>714456662
kitasan black (4th banner in that image) is THE thing to roll for

>>714449098
Yes. Her magic circle worked on Daiwa Scarlet.

>>714456662
See the one with Teio and McQueen(4 down from the top). You want to roll for the Support Cards and try and get two of the black haired girl(Kitasan Black)

>trying to amass enough star pieces to enhance my favourite 1* horse to 3* and get her outfit
>keep getting dupes of every 1* except the one i actually want
>i've rolled FIVE (5) fucking 3* horses so far
>even if i spent all my goddess statues on star pieces for her, i'd still be 20 short of what i need
suffering from success

>>714456460
Good reminder that Mejiro Ryan for example is quoted as being able to lift a car above her when her energy bar is full.

Imagine a Uma ripping a door off it's hinges to get to you...

I...I don't want to sex the girls...I want to make them better...

Do NOT your umas

>>714456806
>big tiddy haughty megane right before
damn shame
Hope Manhattan doesn't stack close to any must roll cards

>>714449768
Barbeque

>>714456589
What are Legend Races?

>>714456858
>Going on a date with your human gf
>Suddenly, a uma shows up and its obvious that she is undressing you with her eyes
>Your gf tries to drag you away but, the uma isnt having it and grabs your arm.
>Knocks your gf off you and onto the ground
>The uma then rapes you on the spot and all your gf can do is watch and cry
I bet this isnt too uncommon.

>>714456903
I'm going to bakushin all over my trainee

>>714456693
You were supposed to convince me NOT to roll...

>ayys finally visit earth
>they're horse people
>our women swoon over their men
>omg i love horses so cute
>it quickly evolves into orgies
>human men try to rizz the horse women
>they laugh at our puny size

>>714457086
i'm not gonna judge your fetish bro

>>714457019
Race against a fairly buff version of the girl in question, if you win you get a small amount of character shards you use to either unlock or increase her stars and her shoes as a trophy

>>714456130
It's weird, checking the wiki says they were 2-2 with both losing but the official reports on db.netkeiba.com I'm checking report 3 wins for Scarlet and 2 for Vodka.

How do I get this horse?

QUICKLY
POST MARUZENSKY'S TATAS

>>714457086
>Doesn't know that stallions are some of the fastest shots in the animal kingdom
>Doesn't know that most of the nerves for a mare's vagina is concentrated in the first few inches, so a human dick is much better for pleasure
>Doesn't know that when human males fuck mares, it drives them crazy and they become addicted to human cock
>Doesn't know that mares know how their favorite human boy toy walks and instantly start dripping when they hear his footsteps
Stallions are a meme animal when it comes to sex. All they have are girth and length. They are terrible at sex and are way too rough. Mares, can, and have killed stallions because they hate how they fuck.

Its too late for you
I've already put enough aphrodisiacs in your umas food to kill an elephant

>be china
>promote china culture and aesthetic in all corners of their games
>pour monies into localizing and dubbing so that it's as accessible as possible
>people hate it whenever they encounter it and call it slop
>be japan
>make their hyper local racehorses into girls
>doesn't even dub the game
>people love the japanese horses and their stories

*SPLURT*
N-no...I... My uma...

>>714457419
Jokes on you fag its Ogurin, you'll need a lot more than that.

>BA is a training sim! You train your students!
:(
>Uma Musume is a training sim! You train your horses!
:)


When will the BA prejudice end?

>>714457214
>and her shoes as a trophy
well then

>>714457289
Should be in a month or two. She's a 1st year launch uma.

Does your friend support card counts toward the "Train with 5 support card characters at once in career" mission?
Or does it not count like the Director and the Reporter?

Hope youve been keeping up with your umas willpower training

>>714457668
Unfortunate, maybe ill pick the game up when she releases then

>>714454349
How do choose a card to share? I thought it was automatic.

>>714457732
As long as it's part of your support card deck then it count.

>>714457792
Profile settings

>>714457456
>promote china culture and aesthetic in all corners of their games
can`t believe they are still having this delusion while keep making bunch of anime games where people just turn on JP voices

>>714457456
>people hate it whenever they encounter it and call it slop
Black Myth Wukong tells me otherwise.
People LOVE Chinese culture and aesthetics.

>>714455580
Shouldn't it be
>season 1
>BNW no Chikai
>season 2
>season 3
>road to the top (the combined movie, not the 4 episodes in your link although its more or less the same)
>new era
>Cinderella Gray

>>714455089

>>714457915
I need to rub those bellies

>>714457915
Wow, look at how well fed and cared for they are!

>>714457886
in your chink echo chamber maybe
there are gweilo unironically calling wukong goku, your cultural influence is terrible on the world stage

>>714457456
>china culture
journey to the west and uhhhhh qi paos?

>>714457606
>BA is a training sim! You train your students!
I mean... You literally can't. You just do a gauntlet of missions with no context and the only input is pressing an ability button like an mmo rotation.

>>714457046
Would she be happy if you finished in 30 seconds? That's pretty bakushin.

>>714457456
Because every depiction of China or (not) China in gachas is always the fucking same no matter what, at least the horsegirls hyperfocus on one aspect of japanese culture and not try to make a generalized version of fucking everything japanese like most gachas with their version for China in the world.

>>714457417
same can be said of bbc. woman only love it because they are masochistic and love to degrade/hate themselves for attention. mares don't have that capacity of evil.

I NEED Marvelous Sunday

>max speed
>stamina skills
>front stat even with a G
>win every race

>>714458259
Good thing we're talking about horses, not animals

You know baggers finished their 10 minutes dailies when they got time to go shit up other games.

>>714458274
Always dod this because that one episode of Cinderella Gray is spot on, these horsegirls WILL team up against you and block you and let some fuckass frontrunner win by a mile if you let them.

>>714458364
I like her hair, it reminds me of kumiko

>get 3 plushies from one career
Do I just have to spam the date button and basically throw a run?
I think I only got the plushie thing once in all my runs so far

>third Uma in a row to get sleep deprived at the start
The game is doing it on purpose at this point

>>714458469
Do it with Urara since she have plenty of free turns. Also the rate the crane game appears is higher in the 2nd and 3rd year.

>>714458470
keep pushing anon, i lost my debut race at last place and in that same career i won finals

>>714457456
The only good historical period of Chyna is Three Kingdoms and the only good genres are hammed up wuxia/xianxia with arrogant young masters, jade beauties, and so on.
If it's not one of those then I don't care.

>>714458364
Aren't Blue Archive posters the reason mobilefags couldn't post images in private browsers before the hack?

>>714458470
>uma is tired
>give her a rest day
>comes back and calls off
>mood down
Do horses get ACL and achilles injuries?

>>714458469
Yeah basically, do a Bakushin auto-run so you can drag it out as much as possible and not waster TP
Just always pick the upright plushie and you should be good
The real hell is running for the 5 trainees mission

>>714458346
right you are, ken

Post Gold Ship throwing a drop kick to Kiryu Kazuma.

>>714458560
Tell me more of these jade beauties

>>714458689

>>714458689

>>714458780

Are the achievements bugged or something? I'm getting them seemingly at random

>>714458882
A true boyfriend with titties moment

How the fuck do i win japanese derby, every single time 4th place, im sending vodka to the glue factory

>>714458882
you just like men

>URA finale
>2% failure rate training
>hmm surely it won't fail
>it failed
fuck you

>>714448419
complete domination once you hit the last corner

>>714455580
>no one has mentioned the kino that is UmaYuru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ur7-o_YdI&list=PLzFNGS7Rcf-NQHlzyeN_TL_xsvKThT7hz&index=1
Enjoy uma shenanigans, it's English subbed as well

>>714456462
I don't think so. Maybe if you expect overt sexualization something as modest as moderate jiggle physics feels pretty innocuous.

>>714448419
A premium washboard

>do 5 pvp things
>3 resource things
>Trigger the shop sales 0 times
Wtf was I bamboozled

>Steam playtime is at 40 hours
>6 hours on mobile
dood what the fuck gachas do ruin lives

>>714457456
the funniest part is they actually know majority of people doesn't care about muh chinese culture in anime weeb gacha slop, when the hoyo EN VA strike hits they just upload JP trailers on the EN channel, not CN
all those chinawank stuff is designed for china nationalist to feel good about themselves

>>714459283
Go play Blue Archive. You can comfily get everything done in 15 minutes.

The idol part of the game for me is genuinely its weakest link. Like it appears at the end of the race and thats it, and your horse wears that stupid ass costume if you don't get three stars.

Is Oonige the most principled of all racing styles?

>actually trying to be the fastest
>no position autism
>no politics making other jobbers gang up on you
>flashy spectacle, fans love it
>all ooniges are fan favorites beloved for generations

How come the game didn't launch with any of the cute brown girls? I want Amazon.

>>714443085 (OP)
You fuckers want to fuck animals

Any tips on getting all the event SSR cards? This roulette wheel is horseshit

>>714448965
I'm already feeling this. I feel like I'm making little to no progress on career unless I really want to think about with all that legacy shit or get lucky with items and star pieces. That and the game has little coom value.

Azur Lane really spoiled me on how easy or at least not tedious it was.

>>714459507
After 25 spins it'll automatically give you what you're missing in the next spins.

>>714459486
so you keep playing

>>714448965
congrats, you just described every gacha game on planet earth

>>714459506
Hmm nyes.

>>714459506
Sou desu ne

Is Taiki the only "American" in the game?

>>714459585
>I'm making little to no progress on career unless I really want to think about with all that legacy shit
I just played until I got some 2 star sparks and then stacked a bunch of mid-tier speed cards and got an A rank. A+ rank is the highest achievable rank in the game right now. But I mean, making super horses IS the game.

I see you guys praise such and such gacha and then I try it and its super soulless and shitty, this is a story as old a kancolle tards trying to replace 2hu discussion. Just face it, all chinese gacha are soulless chore garbage, at least Umamusume is an actual game with a good anime and manga attached to it. I'm not looking for a chore to do every day, when I get bored of the game I'll just stop playing.

>>714460042
Grass Wonder but shes a weeaboo

>>714460042
El and Grass are also americans.

>>714456618
You’re an idolfag in denial.

>>714460084
If it helps, I play on breaks and commutes only. I don't look for gachas to replace at home vidya.

>>714460042
She's the most american, but there are several

>>714460042
el condor pasa

>>714460042
The best American uma isn't even in the game.

Alright just failed the carreer with Goldship right after the summer camp
What stats should I do and what stats should I ignore? I think guts being less than 200 kinda fucked me alongside the muddy racetrack which she does not like
Same question applies to other horses

>>714452742
That's not Limbus

>>714460213
>If it helps, I play on breaks and commutes only
I go home and watch anime on my lunch break. I read manga during my idle time when I don't feel like doing anything, its super easy with tachiyomi and its forks and I'm following like 40+ ongoing manga. I'm playing this because its a fun raising sim with nice characters. No room for chink gacha I'm afraid.

need my giantwife and my tinywife

>>714460369
gorushi is a long distance runner which means you want lots of speed and lots of stamina

guts is pretty useless at the moment despite what the game tooltips might tell you. also you want decent wit in order to proc skills

>>714459893
My fuarking aerodynamic hero

So man horse daughters to choose from and raise

>>714460447

has Uma Musume made you interested in actual horses/horse racing?
asking cause the Kentucky Derby a month ago had a Uma Musume sponsorship.

>>714460479
Focus on speed and stamine and train wit when she is tired but not too tired, got it
Maybe giving her lots of power was also a mistake

>>714460042

>>714460658
My country demolished our own horse racecourse 14 years ago.

>>714449007
Horses like unagi? Man, I could really use some unagidon now.

>>714460658
>Kentucky Derby had an Uma Musume sponsorship
Fucking lmao can you imagine being some old fuck going to gamble on horses and seeing some anime horse girl plastered across the stadium

>>714448082
I mean even with all the /u/bait in this series there's still a good amount of (You) pandering as well. Hell we don't even have any of the really thirsty umas yet.

>>714460658
My parents used to take me and my sister out to the faregrounds as kids because they liked horse betting but couldn't leave us at home alone. Gave me a distaste for the sport but this game turned me around on it 20 years later.

>>714452742
I gave it a try, don't feel the gameplay, don't feel the writing, don't feel the setting, only like a handful of the characters superficially.
Literally only good for lewd fanart

>>714460790
Boomers kneel to the zoomers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnHUeaOff0s

>>714448717

>>714460790
After this and that Hololive Dodgers collab I’m curious what they’re thinking

>>714459646
oh so its like the usual gacha lootbox thing they always do in their other games? making it a roulette gives it a bad impression

>>714460658
I’ve gone to my local one but it’s sitting chariots rather than riding on top, so it’s a little lame in comparison

>>714446171
Daiwa was getting me mad at first because she kept getting the bare minimum to qualify. Then when the 1st requirements flashed up, she went on to be the only campaign I haven't had to use a clock. Daiwa I kneel, truly you know better than me

If I pick a skill that says (End Closer) but my Uma is Pace Chasing, does that mean the skill doesn't do anything

>>714461020
She was end closing the whole campaign

>>714460658
Azur Lane had people visit musuem ships alot more especially in the US.

If you want to help thoroughbreds, help out rescues. Or dont because the more homes retired racehorses find, the more they breed them.

.t. Took care of horses for a decade including a thoroughbred mare for 2 years.

>>714461094
yeah, you have to match the position/race type

>>714461094
Correct.

>>714461094
Yes, at least until you get the secret method to make a skill activate out of their written condition.

when mambo

>>714461240
first anni

>>714461171
Did you fuck horses?

>>714461171
>Or dont because the more homes retired racehorses find, the more they breed them.
grim, but so typical
>WE MUST PRODUCE MORE
>MORE NUMBERS

>>714461240
Never ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

I'm having so many shit runs with medium distance umas, I haven't gotten one of them above C rank, which ones are best

how do hors

is pace style a meme for sprinting? feels like my girl always gets stuck in the pack and I have to waste time investing in power

>>714457781
>>714457668
>>714457289
Is this a horse or a cow/

>>714461369
ride the pony
mony mony

>>714443526
What kind of advantage does having affinity for Long/Short/Sprint etc. give? Stamina, speed?

>>714461309
No but I stuck my arms into them, especially the mares.

Look up palpation.

>>714461329
Basically. If you want to get an idea of how much they breed race horses, look up "LCC 2010 Nurse Mare Foals" on youtube. It is actually a very cheerful video, but very dark when you realize why there's so many of them.

>>714461374
It does work but it does depend on how crowded your uma gets and how they get out of the pack. See if your horse is suited for Front or Late as well, because it may help to go those even if they seem to be Pacer. Scarlet for example seems set as a Pacer yet works even better as a Front

>>714461463
doggystyle, missionary, cowgirl, or side position?

When is my daughter going to be added to the global version of this game?

>>714461562
>A nurse mare foal is a foal that was born only so that its mother would produce milk
>It's mother is then sent off to nurse a "more valuable" baby, and these nurse mare foals are 'disposed of'
man

>>714460790
The funny thing is, if you want to go somewhere in the US with a bunch of young skinny white girls in sun dresses with no nogs to be seen. The derby is like the only place.

I CANT DO THIS FUCKING TRAIN WITH 5 SUPPORT CARD CHARACTERS AT ONCE IN CAREER MISSION
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
I HAVE USED THE "ALL SAME TYPE" SUPPORT CARD METHOD BUT IT DOESN'T WORK

>I got you a gift
>A first place win at the Arima Kinen!

>>714461738
When she gets over her coffee addiction

Desire to clang intensifying

>>714461834
idk i just get it randomly like multiple times a day

>>714461834
Literally just pray. Even with the 6 spd meme or whatever it's still a random chance.

>>714461881
Stand proud, anon.
You are strong.

>>714460658
No, race-bred horses are glass-cannons and frailer than regular horses so I find the whole thing a bit too cruel to actually support, especially since a single injury means termination. I'll just enjoy the anime girls.

WHERE IS MY SUMMER VACATION?

>>714461834
you're very silly
use the highest ranking cards you have
eventually, they will fall into line
you want them to appear as often as possible, because your cards suck, they are not likely to stick around their preferred training very well.

>>714461424
That's a German

>>714461920
DO NOT FIST HORSE

>>714461562
>LCC 2010 Nurse Mare Foals
thanks, I didn't need to know this

>>714452183
right horse eye

>>714462075
You have to do it to save her.

>>714461738
Probably just before Christmas

>>714443085 (OP)
>Forbes
Holy shit

>>714461834
Have you tried not being a lucklet?

I need to stop being horny

>>714462463
Doesn't the mainstream attention seem a tad bit too weird for a Japanese game like this?

>>714462484
seek help

Older Umas can settle down with lonely NEETs. Everything will be okay

>>714462645
Define help because these umas do the opposite.

Surely you don't hate Golshi just because her career is difficult right?

>>714462595
It's designed to attract massive amounts of mainstream popularity, everything about it is designed to be weird and stand out.

What now SEA niggers?

>>714462463
has it really gone off the rails? my benchmark for virality is when my nephews and nieces start watching them on the living room tv

>sign up rudolf for early G1 race after debut to get required fans
>BEHOLD THE EMPEROR'S DIVINE MIGHT
>somehow gets 18th place when shes the no 1 favourite
is click view results to skip just bullshit? maybe it wouldve went better if I watched the race

>>714443085 (OP)
I havent played it yet
Should i play it?
Im playing limbus and nikke, does it have a pc version?

>>714455418
unironically

>>714463019
uma just keeps on winning.

>>714462463
>original JP release
>vaporware for half a decade, set to be dead on arrival
>good anime and word of mouth launches it into becoming a national phenomenon
>english release
>4 years late, set to be dead on arrival with multiple competitors releasing in the same timeframe
>good anime, big name streamers picking it up and said competitors fumbling their launches gives it a momentum that keeps picking up way after day1
How the fuck did they do this TWICE?

>>714463127
Watching the races are the best part of the game, you can also see where your horse struggles and shit in real time.

>>714462829
No, I hate myself for being unable to bring home victory. The best I've got so far is the Ura semis. I will never go to space with her at this rate.

>>714463273
>Should i play it?
i dont know, im not your mom
>does it have a pc version?
yes

>>714456027
>BNW
>shit

wut?
it's a fun OVA

>>714463372
Not being a Persona 5 rehash but with gacha or a Priconne clone but with guns and only good for its porn probably helped.

>>714463019
Blue Archive/Persona will do decently when America goes to sleep because Uma is geoblocked in most of the world. Japanese/Chinese/Koreans have their own clients.

>>714462829
Why is she hard?

>>714463451
it is literally idolm@ster but racing thoughbeit

>>714463372
Unironically because it was vaporware for half a decade. You can tell they planned this shit really well with how to make the franchise suitable for a game, an anime and manga adaptations. They spend their time studying what worked with im@s and KC and how to evolve the formula.
Most gacha tends to have very forgettable manga and their anime tends to be of low quality or outright flops yet Uma's anime was pretty decent since season 1 and while it didn't start strong with its manga, Cinderella Gray is easily the best spinoff a gacha has ever had.

Front or pace for bakushin

>>714457668
paizuri

>>714463648
Front. The speed goddess does not wait to spurt.

>>714463648
FRONT
BAKUSHIN WAITS FOR NONE

>>714463619
Also if you check the pre-release content you can tell they had plenty of different ideas regarding the direction the series should have. From its first animated trailer to the more aggressive personality some of the girls had in early drama CDs.
They did well by making the first few products tamer and then making CinGray and the movie more intense.

>>714463648
Front. THE BAKUSHIN ROAD WAITS FOR NO ONE

>>714463648
Front in career, front/pace in PvP

>>714456027
The huge problem with that is S1 is so safe its deathly boring and gives off the wrong impression about the rest. My friend had a hard time to get me to watch S2 because of that, which is where the shows get really interesting.
IMO Cinderella Gray is the best hook; great animation, starring competitive fight-baka glutton shounen protagonist archetype whom everyone can like immediately (as opposed to Spe who's just an all around nice girl) and starts off in a remote shithole where nothing larger than life happens and isn't confusing if you don't know the general setting, then opens up.

>>714463372
oh man i remember it was such a long wait after S1 aired
theres like no news for years, they scrapped everything redo the game

>>714463734
It honestly helped that Season 1 was more lax. It really helped you appreciate the horse lore and world building, as a way of setting the scene it was far better since otherwise all those fine details would be missed due to Teio's and McQueen's struggles in Season 2.
Really setting the scene and letting you appreciate the world was great.

>>714463797
CG isn't its own horse girl thing?

>>714462646
I will let Super Creek spoil me rotten

>When the fastest horse, Haru, fought the fraud McQueen, McQueen could only ask but one question.
>"Are you the fastest because you're Haru, or are you Haru because you're the fastest horse?"
>Haru simply responded by saying:
>"I am Haru because I am the one who never lays down. I never give up, and therefor - No matter how fast you become, McQueen, you will never BE me. You will never surpass me."
>McQueen shrank back in fear, as Haru rocketed past her towards the finish.
>"Run proud, McQueen. You are strong."

>1m playstore dls
where's my free gibs

>290k EP for the last card dupe
man

>>714463797
>shounen protagonist archetype
Cinderella Gray is literally a manga from Young Jump, a seinen magazine. Have you read Kingdom in the very same magazine? It's the same exact way with a boneheaded MC. (please don't watch the kingdom anime, trust me on that one)

Which Umas give the best hugs?

>>714463372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOyY8Tzya8k
honestly im glad they scrapped this vaporware version of the game

>>714464109
The wolf

>>714464109
Gold Ship

>>714464092
I said she's "like"a shounen protagonist, I wasn't talking about the target demographic of the actual manga. No idea why we have to get retarded about semantics here.

So what about the mario party clone?

is getting a SSR on the 10-pull thing rare or is the SSR guaranteed? (I didn't read before pulling)

>>714464242
I bought it at full price but I'm only going to bother playing it once they tell Arc System Work to update the game with more stages and more games mode.

>>714464242
It's cute on a superficial level but very, VERY barebones. Not worth more than 10$ since it only has like 4 minigames so you'll run out of things to do fast

>>714463459
What is this cope? How are SEA niggers always this delusional? Why do they give a shit about fucking gacha numbers so much anyway?

>>714464170
Not that anon but tell me more about this uma. I'm intrigued - something about her sits well with me

>>714464214
It's important because she definitely isn't a "shonen protagonist" and you shouldn't throw around ignorant buzzwords instead of properly articulating your thoughts. Shonen fans are incredibly dumb because they live in an insular and ignorant bubble.

>>714464379
Because they hate that Japan is beloved for it's media when they align much more closely with Chinese and Korean tastes(plus since they're currency is dogshit it's easy to get paid off something the chinks and gooks love to do

>>714464468
>plus since their currency
god damn it

>>714464429
Maybe don't be a stupid fucking illiterate nigger the next time then. There's a reason I said shounen protagonist "archetype" there. It means she's built LIKE one. If she was a straight up shounen protagonist I would just say that.

>>714464120
I wish they would bring back bumping

>>714464401
Triple Crown beast who's afraid of her own shadow and can only calm down with the soft puffy thing rein she wears, which earned her the nickname Shadow Roll Monster. She's one of the rare uma where you can unlock an optional hard mode that make her campaign HARDER because the usual isn't challenging enough.

>>714464120
Those graphics reminds me of Idolmaster for Xbox360, the final version of the game really is more akin to a sequel.

Umapyoi?

What do I do with monies and sp?

>>714464540
>There's a reason I said shounen protagonist "archetype" there
Yeah because you're dumb as shit, that was already established.

Pull your Umas tails.

>>714464675
SP is only good for leveling up support. You use monies to buy a ton of things or leveling up your umas, cards, buying skill hint books (once global get that update).

>>714464675
level up support cards

>>714464675
Upgrade your cards

>>714462645
woah look at those melons!

>>714464648
Cute
I can't wait to get her one day. When I do, I'll probably be hard pressed to switch to another uma to train

>>714463846
Never forget how Golshi's VA held down the fort alone for years with Pakatube.

>>714463882
everything is its own thing. there's no continuity

>>714443085 (OP)
Unsaddled reir

>>714464120
apparently the dev of this version of the game went to work on tribe nine lmao

>>714464916
I salute her hard work and efforts

>>714463797
You could see some newfags browsing this thread getting filtered by S1 too.
That said, I still like the show, the Silence Suzuka arc is good stuff and I think the characters are already charming there, it just lacks a strong core.

HORSE GIRLS OWE ME hugs

>>714464916
yeah but i remember even the channel stopped uploading after a while, thought it was all over at that point

>>714465052
Just play it already

Why doesn't Taiki just shoot all the other horses? Is she stupid?

>>714458607
>>714463776
>>714463752
>>714463724
>>714463704
Wtf it was literally that easy how does she do it?

>>714465147
I got filtered by the first episode. I hate idol shit.

>>714465373
The idol stuff is a bit misleading, they make this big spectacle in episode 1, then pretty much every episode after doesn't focus on that aspect at all.
They don't train for idol stuff, the idol stuff gets skipped almost every time (or gets like a 5-10 seconds sequence).
Typically only the first and last episodes of each season have those long idol scenes. It's 98% a sports anime.

I want to abuse my Umas

>>714465373
People who can't handle SoL don't deserve good modern anime, I consider it a form of gatekeeping.

>>714465358
When you Bakushin with Bakushin you only need Bakushin.

>>714465373
i was you once 10 years ago
then i start watching idolmaster...

>>714465587
I was there for the Vidya trailer. I don't like like it anywhere else.

I WANT TO MAKE MORE UMAS WITH SUPER CREEK

Umas can't only reproduce with other Umas

>>714465560
What if I bakushin with someone else?

>a bunch of no-name jobber horses box you late into the race
>"tough luck, maybe you should have had more power, lol"
i swear im building every single character as a front runner

>>714465725
Ew she's a stallion.

what's the success rate on the acupuncturist event

>>714465219
GOD

>>714465807
20/40/60/80% from top to bottom apparently.

>>714465803
Belly not big enough
Triplets minimum

>>714465358
The road of BAKUSHIN is pretty easy to understand
STRAIGHT FORWARD AT MAXIMUM SPEED LIKE A TRUE CLASS REP. THAT IS THE PATH OF BAKUSHIN

>>714465790
My Haru Urara was having amazing sex with skills like pic-related.
That and she also had 700+ Power, she became quite flexible.

>>714443085 (OP)

raida jushin... raida jushin

>>714466213
all umas should wear bloomers this is bullshit

>>714464120
>we missed out on chibi trainings
The price we had to pay for success...

What if I squeezed my uma?

>>714464120
You can see that the game was built over the Starlight Stage (the im@s CG mobage) engine, which was already behind by smartphones standards.

>>714466458
It would be extremely painful.

There sure is a whole lot of pregnant arts of the Umas

>>714466584
You're a big horse.

>>714466653
Nah they're just fat

>>714465781
That's just a pink bakushin

>>714465781
Would you vote for her as your class rep?

>>714466653
which uma should get more pregnancy art.
asking for a friend

>>714466807
Oguri cap has none

Question, what does compatibility do when picking inheritance horses?

>>714467048
More chance to get better shits during goddess inheritance events.

>>714465897
Oh wow, i'm 3 successes 1 fail on the top one, so i thought the odds wouldn't be that bad